Ask me something.

I need to get my mind off some shit.

What is the hottest thing, in your opinion, that I have drawn or can imagine me drawing?

As you know my life leaves me with little free time, so I intend to maximize the sexy in the smallest amount of time possible.

:B

And I'm working too god damn. Can't wait to go home and drank myself under a table

im gonna drink myself into the dirt

have a god day you shits

:>

Pretty sure I'm going. Got a room offer and such.

Anyone else going who'd want to get smashed and draw animals with huge knockers??

No drive to draw all week, no nothing. Something feels way off and I gosh darn don't like it.

Fellow neomasculinist alpha male tribesmen, our chief Roosh V calls us to a meeting. I trust you will all be there.

(But seriously, this cocksucking "pickup artist" is a fucking joke, please stop taking him seriously. He does not have an international army. Women are not in any danger passing by one of the designated locations. It's a bunch of shut-ins who support this guy online. I'd know. I used to work with one.)

How many of my watchers are hot single babes irl?

Hit me up fam :] :]

So planning on drafting up a simple smut animation here in the near future.

Problem is I can't decide on who to do it of!

So lend me a hand by answering this poll, will you?

POLL CLOSED. The people have made their will known.

Results: http://www.poll-maker.com/results55.....3b74A-23#tab-2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSf7wuvSCqs

:|

I can draw for an hour or two straight, but regardless of what I'm drawing or what time of day it is, I begin to feel some mad fatigue. I'm guessing the sheer amount of concentration on putting all the lines exactly where they need to go is a very mentally draining activity. Constantly considering anatomy, silhouette, weight, movement and composition takes a lot out of me over the course of two hours. I'd like to take like a 15 or 30 min break every two hours, but considering I don't start drawing until like 11pm at night (after I get home from work), that break usually turns into me just passing right the fuck out.

Anyone else deal with this??

1. Complaining about other people having more money than you on ych auctions.

Feel free to add to this list.

Stresseroni

Drawing suddenly feels alien and difficult to me

Been too sober for too long :[

Prices

Monochrome
$15-20 per character

Monochrome character sketch with basic shading. Basic background negotiable.
Example
Example
NSFW Example

Color
$30-40 per character

Flat colored sketch with basic shading. Basic background negotiable.
Example
Example
NSFW Example

Full
$40-90 Overall
-$30-40 per character
-$10-50 based on complexity of the environment background

Colored characters + fully composed scene, background, light and shade.
Example
Example
NSFW Example

Applying for a commission

Send a note to my account with the subject 'Commission'
All commission request notes MUST contain the following.
-Level of commission (monochrome, color or full)
-Characters to be drawn with at least 1 visual ref (more if possible).
-Brief description of personality or background of the character.
-Style in which to be drawn
-Description of the pose, emotion, action, setting and lighting etc., if applicable. Keep it brief as possible, but specify any details that must be accurate, ie. "My character has 4 fingers and 3 toes" or "My character nuts enough to fill one and a half Red Bull cans exactly". Any details not specified will be left open to interpretation by me, so only point out what is most important to you so I can provide a satisfying finished piece.
-Any additional refs for props, outfits, backgrounds, expressions, etc.

Terms: Read before applying!
-This is a luxury item. Pay your rent first.
-I will try to finish at a minimum 2 commissions a week. However, keep in mind I work 52 hours a week at my day job.
-I send WIP shots by request only. However, if I deliver a final piece and a detail was missed which had been specified previously, I will go back and make the correction.
-Keep in mind the subject matter I typically prefer to draw. If it's not in my gallery, odds are I'm less skilled at it.
-I accept payment only as I near your spot in the queue. No paying 2 months in advance.
-Payment is all handled through Paypal.
-I will refuse any commission I either feel uncomfortable with or feel I would not be able to accomplish satisfactorily.

Commissions
 xaenyth
 kagekitsoon
Private Comm
 HHHNNNGGG

Trades
 codeine
 retehi

I will contact the top most 3-4 users on the list regarding finalization of commission details and payment information. If you are on this list and haven't heard from me, don't panic. I will get to you. Expect me to complete commissions at a roughly 2-per-week basis, time permitting.

Holy Hell I can physically not wait to see this movie.

Every morning it's like, yay another day for me to experience what being a failure at life is like lmao.

PS I talk like a fuckin idiot and I am sorry

Comment below with a ref of a FEEEEMALE oc (one you wouldn't mind getting smutted) and I'll see how many I can sketch tonight.

Also if I've already drawn your derpsona plz don't try to steal another draw from me :|

Greetings from Malaysia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvJFbUVES5g

hint: is has a fox girl in it

It's elusive af fam

And I will answer it

And it hits harder and faster every year. I honestly don't know if my fragile psyche can handle this emotional roller coaster :( :(