Having a lame ass pussy ass bitch ass day so far.

Let's chat.

But there's a catch! (El catcho for my Spanish-speaking compadres).

I pick what happens to them (won't be anthing extreme. Im pretty vanilla by FA standards). :) :) :)

Post refs of your female chars below and a brief (BRIEF) description of personality or important backstory. I'll pick a handful of my favs and sketch some smut of them :|

Simple as, m8.

If there's anyone out there who's adept at using Toonboom, pleeeease help me! I'll pay you I swear to God.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CRSrrgu.....SUl2.jpg:large
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CRSXEwu.....HE_2.jpg:large
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CRTPR5m.....xrnR.jpg:large
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CRTapMp.....l9b3.jpg:large

;___________;

I've never played a game before that hit me so hard in the feels.

"I can wait for the apocalypse to happen. I've got tons of guns at home."

Two quotes. One guy from work.

XDDDDDD

So here's the story. Siroc has a job now. But not just any job, a job that saps a fuck ton of hours during the work week (I'm gettin the cheddar tho). Thing is, I want to keep drawing, so I get up at the ass crack of dawn and draw in the morning since I work the closing shift. That means I have about 2-4 hours to draw every day before I go play Cog-In-The-Machine, and I want to make the most of it. So during that short time, I want to work on character design, specifically gorgeous animal ladies (or dudes?), whenever I'm not doing some other drawing exercise.

So name a species or describe a creature/alien below, and I'll try and see what magic I can work with it. Go on, give me a challenge.

Optional (Pick one)
-Name a theme
-Name a prop/weapon
-Name a time period

--Also tell your friends--

https://twitter.com/Siroc_The_God

I'll be posting a ton of sketches there that won't ever make it to FA, so it would behoove you to follow me there.

:S :S :S

In case FA shits the bed :|

siroc_the_god

Nasheedul ubah

I'm at work and

I am really bored

"...because he speaks his mind."

My time is now

:3

That is all.

So in the past three months or so, I had taken it upon myself to take my art to the next level. This involved finally learning how to draw the human head, and copious amounts of life drawing (though frequent trips to the zoo to sketch animals has proven to be some of my most enjoyable days off from work lately). Many artistic decisions and changes were also made to my own style (Or styles, rather), and I've broken down my art production into four major categories:

-Marker sketches for drafting new characters, scenes, etc. to really build my understanding of basic principles.
-Fully rendered scenes to showcase the full extent of my abilities periodically.
-The usual commission work, which falls somewhere inbetween (Since I want to provide what people expect).
-Tons of observational and life sketches that, sadly, I do not have the time to scan and upload all of. Consider this the behind-the-scenes weight lifting, if you will.

My primary question at this point, then, is basically what do you think of my art over the last two months of so? I'm trying to gauge what my audience has noticed, as of course we are often blind to our own faults and flourishes. Are there certain aspects that really catch your eye? Are there any points you feel I've improved upon noticeably? Is there anything you wish, more than anything, that I'd actually take the time to learn properly so I can stop sucking at it?

Let me know! This is an open discussion with the goal of ultimately improving the art I produce.

...

http://halome.nu/h3

Scrolling through Tumblr (my first mistake) and I come across this gem. I searched high and low for any sign of sarcasm. I ended up empty-handed.

"These are all the gender neutral pronouns I’ve managed to hunt down but I am ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN there are several missing. So hmu if you know of any others or if I declined these incorrectly c:

They/them/their/themself
tey/tem/ter/temself
ey/em/eir/emself
e/em/eir/emself
en/en/ens/enself
thon/thon/thons/thonself
fae/faer/faers/faerself
vae/vaer/vaers/vaerself
ae/aer/aers/aerself
ae/aem/aers/aemself
xae/xaer/xaers/xaerself
ne/nym/nis/nymself
ne/nem/nir/nemself
xe/xem/xyr/xemself
xe/xim/xis/ximself
xie/xem/xyr/xemself
ze/zer/zer/zerself
ze/zem/zeir/zeirself
ze(or zie)/zir/zirs/zirself
zhe/zhir/zhirs/zhirself
ze/hir/hirs/hirself
hir/hir/hirs/hirself
sie/sier/siers/sierself
zed/zed/zeds/zedself
zed/zed/zeir/zedself
ce/cir/cirs/cirself
co/cos/cos/coself
ve/vis/vir/verself
ve/vem/vir/vemself
jee/jem/jeir/jemself
jhe/jher/jher/jherself
lee/lim/lis/limself
kye/kyr/kyne/kyrself
kie/kir/kir (or kirs)/kirself
kai/kair/kairs/kairself
per/per/pers/perself
hu/hum/hus/humself
hu/hume/hus/huself (or humeself)
it/it/its/itself (ONLY USE IF YOU’RE SPECIFICALLY TOLD IT’S OK)
nix/nix/nix/nixself
one/one/one’s/oneself
mys/myr/myrs/myrself
yt/yt/yts/ytself
ot/ot/ots/otself"

= #passed

#istillhaterunning

I just had to shit right after taking a shower.

Basically what I"m saying is that God has abandoned us and always expect your life to go wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNI07egoefc

Sure. This guy SEEMS like a stuck-up art elitist.

But then...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voice_of_Fire

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black.....are_(painting)

Art can contain deep, meaningful undertones and contextual implications all it wants. But it can sure lack the Hell out of technical skill at the same damn time.

I just realized tomorrow is my birthday. When the fuck did this happen :|

God. I passed hard for what was supposed to be a quick nap...

Well, back to the grind :|

Stolen from classified sources

Name: Anthony
Nickname: Siroc, Toto
Location: San Antonio, TX
Age: 25
Height: 5'6
Zodiac sign: Leo/Snake
Pets: 2 Kenyan Sand Boas and a stupid dog named Bo, idk what she is :|
Favorite thing about yourself: I'm pretty good at finding root causes of problems
Worst habit: Oversleeping and procrastinating
Fun fact: I'm tri-lingual yayyy

Identity, Sexuality & Personality

Gender identity: Male
Sexual preference: I like females, plain and simple. I have crushed on a few guys in the past, and they were oddly all in the Marine Corps. But besides that, chicks all the way.
Romantic preference: Am I supposed to put demiqueer agenderflux-romantic here?
"Kinsey Scale" score: What in Allah's name is this?
Relationship status: Single :/
Myers/Briggs type: Idk what this is either wtf
Hogwarts house: Slytherin ez


Routine

"Early Bird" or "Night Owl": Both. I wake up at 7am and sleep at 2am. It's wearing my mental state down to nothingness.
First thought in the morning: Damn shame I didn't have a heart attack and die during my sleep :/
Last thought before falling asleep at night: Everything is shit and why am I sober

School/Work

Do you work or are you a student: I work for Kohl's making bank, also in the AF Reserves. I used to be a translator for the government, but the spy life wasn't for me.
What do you do well: Take charge of a shit situation when no one else has the balls to do it.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years: At CalArts learning to make cartoons like a pro insha'allah

Habits (Do you…?)

Drink: As much as humanly possible.
Smoke: Only hookah once in a great while, otherwise no.
Do Drugs: I would be so baked if I wasn't a reservist
Exercise: I run about 3 times a week, that's about it.
Have a go-to comfort food: Coffee ice cream or a Starbuck's frappuccino
Have a nervous habit: Awkward facial expressions

What is your favorite…?

Physical quality (in yourself): My legs since they've gotten me to some pretty amazing places
In Others: All of them? Everyone is more attractive than me so idk where to start :|
Mental/emotional quality (in yourself): I can recover from despair pretty quickly
Food: Korean food in general, and Thai curry
Drink: Whisky, rum, scotch, vodka, cream liquor. All straight.
Animal: Ravens are the God damned best
Colors: Royal colors, combinations of blues, golds, reds and purples
Artist/Band/Group: Stam1na has gotten me through some pretty rough times
Author/Poet: Phillip Pullman for writing that book where the kids kill God. Brian McClellan for his Powder Mage series. Muskets and magic? In the same book? I'll suck this dude's dick for a sequel trilogy.
Actor/Actress: Christopher Lee was the man.
Blogger: N/A