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Posted 13 years agoThis is my first livestream.
Only rule is: Don't be offensive.
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Going to a big conference... and I'm way too excited! xD
Posted 13 years agoRead more here: http://sirvegas.tumblr.com/post/249.....nference-today
Confessions meme!
Posted 13 years agoStolen from: http://shewolfey.deviantart.com/jou.....meme-305320465
SCHOOL CONFESSIONS
[x] Talked back to a teacher. (Yep...)
[x] Been kicked out of a class. (In 3rd grade, I think. Because I was being an insufferable brat xD )
[ ] Worn your pajamas to school.
[x] Had your tooth fall out during school.
[x] Gotten yourself lost in your school.
[ ] Broken the dress code in your school. (Norwegian schools doesn't have dress codes)
[ ] Completely and utterly failed a test.
[x] Left your class without asking anybody.
[ ] Missed a whole week of school for something stupid.
[x] Thrown up your lunch in school.
HOME LIFE CONFESSIONS
[ ] Argue with your parents a lot.
[x] Argue with your brother(s) a lot.
[ ] Argue with your sister(s) a lot.
[ ] Do your own laundry.
[x]Cook dinner once in a while. (I love cooking! :3 )
[ ] Are loud and obnoxious at home.
[ ] Wear pajamas when you are not going to go anywhere.
[x] You sleep in very long. (I normally sleep until lunchtime on weekends)
[x] All you do is watch television/go on the Internet.
[ ] Your parents are divorced.
[ ] Your family makes you cry a lot.
[ ] One or both of your grandparents live with you.
[ ] You can't stand being with your parents.
FRIEND CONFESSIONS
[ ] You currently dislike one or more of your friends.
[ ] You are jealous of one or more of your friends.
[x] You have known a friend your whole life.
[/] Your friends are all taller than you.
[x] You have been ditched by a friend.
[x] You have memorized a friends phone number. (I still know a number that I haven't called for years! xD )
[x] You have lost/forgotten a friends phone number.
[ ] You have been to most of your friends houses. (Not most of my CURRENT friends' houses)
[x] You love most of your friends. (As friends)
HABIT CONFESSIONS
[x] You bite your nails.
[x] You have an odd obsession with knives. (Just started collecting knives :3 )
[ ] You cannot sleep with the door closed.
[ ] You cannot sleep with the door open.
[x] There is at least one sound you cannot stand.
[ ] You write stories about mad cannibalistic serial killers.
[ ] You are good at telling lies.
LOVE CONFESSIONS
[x] You currently like/love someone. (Guess who! x3)
[ ] You want to kill one of your exs.
[ ] You can't stay committed for an unusually long time.
[ ] You get bored of your crush/bf/gf easily.
[ ] A crush/bf/gf has called you self-centered before.
[ ] Your ex has dumped you for another person.
[ ] You don't want a bf/gf at the moment.
PERSONAL OPINION CONFESSIONS
[ ] You hate George Bush.
[x] Gay marriage is fine by you. (I'm bisexual. Of course it is)
[?] Boys make better friends than girls do. (Hell if I know. Personality is what counts, and gender doesn't automatically set your personality)
[ ] Pink is an ugly color.
[ ] Needles aren't so horrible.
[ ] Human flesh tastes like fine aged veal.
[x] You have plenty of secrets.
"HAVE YOU EVER" CONFESSIONS
[ ] Fallen up the stairs.
[ ] Had your shoelaces tied together.
[x] Had a nail fall off.
[ ] Captured, Manipulated, or Destroyed a soul.
[x] Slapped someone across the face.
[ ] Killed someone. (I could, but only under the right circumstances... but I would never kill innocents! Plus, I'm pretty sure that it would eat me up inside, whether the one I killed was innocent or not... I mean, it's a human life!)
[x] Worn something inside out for a whole day.
SCHOOL CONFESSIONS
[x] Talked back to a teacher. (Yep...)
[x] Been kicked out of a class. (In 3rd grade, I think. Because I was being an insufferable brat xD )
[ ] Worn your pajamas to school.
[x] Had your tooth fall out during school.
[x] Gotten yourself lost in your school.
[ ] Broken the dress code in your school. (Norwegian schools doesn't have dress codes)
[ ] Completely and utterly failed a test.
[x] Left your class without asking anybody.
[ ] Missed a whole week of school for something stupid.
[x] Thrown up your lunch in school.
HOME LIFE CONFESSIONS
[ ] Argue with your parents a lot.
[x] Argue with your brother(s) a lot.
[ ] Argue with your sister(s) a lot.
[ ] Do your own laundry.
[x]Cook dinner once in a while. (I love cooking! :3 )
[ ] Are loud and obnoxious at home.
[ ] Wear pajamas when you are not going to go anywhere.
[x] You sleep in very long. (I normally sleep until lunchtime on weekends)
[x] All you do is watch television/go on the Internet.
[ ] Your parents are divorced.
[ ] Your family makes you cry a lot.
[ ] One or both of your grandparents live with you.
[ ] You can't stand being with your parents.
FRIEND CONFESSIONS
[ ] You currently dislike one or more of your friends.
[ ] You are jealous of one or more of your friends.
[x] You have known a friend your whole life.
[/] Your friends are all taller than you.
[x] You have been ditched by a friend.
[x] You have memorized a friends phone number. (I still know a number that I haven't called for years! xD )
[x] You have lost/forgotten a friends phone number.
[ ] You have been to most of your friends houses. (Not most of my CURRENT friends' houses)
[x] You love most of your friends. (As friends)
HABIT CONFESSIONS
[x] You bite your nails.
[x] You have an odd obsession with knives. (Just started collecting knives :3 )
[ ] You cannot sleep with the door closed.
[ ] You cannot sleep with the door open.
[x] There is at least one sound you cannot stand.
[ ] You write stories about mad cannibalistic serial killers.
[ ] You are good at telling lies.
LOVE CONFESSIONS
[x] You currently like/love someone. (Guess who! x3)
[ ] You want to kill one of your exs.
[ ] You can't stay committed for an unusually long time.
[ ] You get bored of your crush/bf/gf easily.
[ ] A crush/bf/gf has called you self-centered before.
[ ] Your ex has dumped you for another person.
[ ] You don't want a bf/gf at the moment.
PERSONAL OPINION CONFESSIONS
[ ] You hate George Bush.
[x] Gay marriage is fine by you. (I'm bisexual. Of course it is)
[?] Boys make better friends than girls do. (Hell if I know. Personality is what counts, and gender doesn't automatically set your personality)
[ ] Pink is an ugly color.
[ ] Needles aren't so horrible.
[ ] Human flesh tastes like fine aged veal.
[x] You have plenty of secrets.
"HAVE YOU EVER" CONFESSIONS
[ ] Fallen up the stairs.
[ ] Had your shoelaces tied together.
[x] Had a nail fall off.
[ ] Captured, Manipulated, or Destroyed a soul.
[x] Slapped someone across the face.
[ ] Killed someone. (I could, but only under the right circumstances... but I would never kill innocents! Plus, I'm pretty sure that it would eat me up inside, whether the one I killed was innocent or not... I mean, it's a human life!)
[x] Worn something inside out for a whole day.
F5 :D
Posted 13 years agoI gots a new icon! It reflects my emotions during school x3
Labels meme
Posted 13 years agoStolen from 
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION (Soon, at least), so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. ;c
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION (Soon, at least), so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. ;c
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
Update on my series
Posted 13 years agoAt first, my plans for the Isles Chronicles was to make it with some stories containing smut, yet being essential to the storyline. However, I recently decided to change that. I realized that there are some people that don't want to read porn based on this and that game or movie, and if they skipped those stories containing smut, they would lose some of the storyline.
What I have decided to do with this, is to still make the NSFW content, but only in stories non-essential to the main plot, so that readers can skip them without risking to lose important parts of the storyline.
For more info, go to this journal:
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2981998/
What I have decided to do with this, is to still make the NSFW content, but only in stories non-essential to the main plot, so that readers can skip them without risking to lose important parts of the storyline.
For more info, go to this journal:
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2981998/
Level up! meme
Posted 13 years agoStolen from 
lcarens
Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex (In kinder garden)
SO FAR: 2
Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
( ) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 2
Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person (My boyfriend, who is one year older than me)
(x) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 3
Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Furaffinity Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 5
Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi (Yum!)
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 7
Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
( ) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
( ) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 9
Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
( ) Flown A Kite
( ) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 10
Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 15
Level 9
Missing?
Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 16
Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 18
Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 20
Level 13
(x) Had / Have Braces
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 21
Level 14
( ) Hated The Way You Look
( ) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
( ) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 21
Level 15
( ) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
( ) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 22
Level 16
( ) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
( ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
( ) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 24
Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 26
Level 18
( ) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 28
Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 29
Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
( ) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 29
Level 21
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
( ) Kicked A Fish
( ) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
( ) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 30
Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about (I've been up to 7 AM to chat with
JayMonty )
SO FAR: 32
Level 23
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 36
Level 24
(x) Believe(d) In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 37
Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken
( ) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 38
Level 26
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
( ) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 41
Level 27
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
( ) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 43
Level 28
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
( ) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 45
Level 29
( ) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
( ) Bitten Someone
( ) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 46
Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
( ) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 46
lcarensLevel 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex (In kinder garden)
SO FAR: 2
Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
( ) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 2
Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person (My boyfriend, who is one year older than me)
(x) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 3
Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Furaffinity Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 5
Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi (Yum!)
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 7
Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
( ) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
( ) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 9
Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
( ) Flown A Kite
( ) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 10
Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 15
Level 9
Missing?
Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 16
Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 18
Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 20
Level 13
(x) Had / Have Braces
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 21
Level 14
( ) Hated The Way You Look
( ) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
( ) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 21
Level 15
( ) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
( ) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 22
Level 16
( ) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
( ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
( ) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 24
Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 26
Level 18
( ) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 28
Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 29
Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
( ) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 29
Level 21
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
( ) Kicked A Fish
( ) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
( ) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 30
Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about (I've been up to 7 AM to chat with
JayMonty )SO FAR: 32
Level 23
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 36
Level 24
(x) Believe(d) In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 37
Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken
( ) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 38
Level 26
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
( ) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 41
Level 27
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
( ) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 43
Level 28
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
( ) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 45
Level 29
( ) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
( ) Bitten Someone
( ) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 46
Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
( ) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 46
Sona name meme thingamajigger
Posted 13 years agoStolen from 
A = French Kisser
B = Good Kisser
C = Will kick your ass
D = Very very easy for people to like you
E = Crazy as hell
F = Loves it hard
G = Can kick your ass
H = Freaking hot
I = Everyone's best friend
J = Hot
K = Crazy
L = Beautiful eyes
M = Very good kisser
N = Cool person
O = Different
P = The best at all sports
Q = An animal lover
R = Beautiful/handsome
S = Damn sexy
T = Easy to fall in love with
U = Will make you laugh till your sides burst
V = Most amazing kisser EVAR!
W = Makes people laugh
X = Never lets people tell you what to do
Y = Can be funny and dumb at the same time
Z = Loved by everyone
S - Sexy
I - Everyone's best friend
R - Beautiful/handsome
V - Most amazing kisser EVAR!
E - Crazy as hell
G - Can kick you ass
A - French kisser (With no tongue :I )
S - Sexy
A = French Kisser
B = Good Kisser
C = Will kick your ass
D = Very very easy for people to like you
E = Crazy as hell
F = Loves it hard
G = Can kick your ass
H = Freaking hot
I = Everyone's best friend
J = Hot
K = Crazy
L = Beautiful eyes
M = Very good kisser
N = Cool person
O = Different
P = The best at all sports
Q = An animal lover
R = Beautiful/handsome
S = Damn sexy
T = Easy to fall in love with
U = Will make you laugh till your sides burst
V = Most amazing kisser EVAR!
W = Makes people laugh
X = Never lets people tell you what to do
Y = Can be funny and dumb at the same time
Z = Loved by everyone
S - Sexy
I - Everyone's best friend
R - Beautiful/handsome
V - Most amazing kisser EVAR!
E - Crazy as hell
G - Can kick you ass
A - French kisser (With no tongue :I )
S - Sexy
RL me (MEME)
Posted 13 years agoStolen from 
ishigray
- Name: Øyvind Idsø (Try to pronounce it >:D )
- Single or taken: Taken and madly in love
- Sex: Male
- Birthday: September 28th 1995
- Sign: Libra
- Hair color: Blonde
- Eye color: Green
- Height: 1 m 72 cm
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Bi
____________________________________________________________________________
• × • S P E C I F I C S • × •
____________________________________________________________________________
- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Head & Shoulders
- What are you listening to right now?: At this moment? Nothing...
- Who is the last person that called you?: Think it was my grandma...
- How many buddies are online right now?: 10 (Maybe 11... one of my friends tends to be invisible) on skype
____________________________________________________________________________
• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •
____________________________________________________________________________
- Animals: Dogs, Cats, Reptiles
- Color: Black
- Drink: Peach Tea
- Element: Dark
- Food: Sushi
- Game: Tricky... The Mass Effect series
- Movie: District 9
- Song: Fecuda by Syrsa
- T.V. Series: ATM: Persons Unknown
____________________________________________________________________________
• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •
____________________________________________________________________________
- Given anyone a bath?: No
- Smoked?: Three times... stopped after coughing up a lung xD
- Bungee jumped?: No, too afraid of hights
- Made yourself throw up?: Once, to get home from school... was an extra boring day in elementary...
- Skinny dipped?: No, but wish i can some time
- Ever been in love?: I *am* in love!
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Nope...
- Pictured your crush naked?: (If by crush you mean my boyfreind) Yes
- Actually seen your crush naked?: I wish...
- Cried when someone died?: When my granpa died, I cried like a 5 year old girl
- Lied: Yes. And I'm bending the truth on a daily basis, as well, as I'm still in the closet.
- Fallen for your best friend?: Once. I got over it after about a month or so
- Used someone?: Not that I can remember...
- Done something you regret?: Yes
____________________________________________________________________________
• × • C U R R E N T • × •
____________________________________________________________________________
- Clothes: Sweater, jeans and socks... speaking of which, these jeans are getting a bit uncomfortable...
- Desktop picture: http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2....._Dandzialf.jpg
- CD in player: None
- DVD in player: Green Hornet *Me Gusta*
____________________________________________________________________________
• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •
____________________________________________________________________________
- You touched: My brother
- Hugged: Dad
- You kissed: My... Mom... >////<
- You IMed: Mah buddiez!
- Talk to online: See above
- You sexed it up with: *Is a virgin*
___________________________________________________________________________
• × • A R E | Y O U • × •
___________________________________________________________________________
- Understanding?: Yes
- Open-minded?: Yes
- Arrogant?: I'm too awesome to be arrogant! JK, I'm not arrogant
- Insecure?: Kinda
- Random?: Yes
- Hungry?: Kinda
- Smart?: Can be at times
- Moody?: At times
- Organized?: On the internet: Yes. In my room: Fuck no.
- Shy?: In real life: Very. On the internet: Barely.
- Difficult?: Sometimes
- Bored easily?: Yes
- Entertained easily?: When I'm bored, I can be entertained by looking at a fucking wall, so yes.
- Obsessed?: sometimes
- Lazy? Yes
- Angry?: Rarely
- Happy?: Most of the time. Get sad at times, but mostly when one of my friends are sad
- Hyper?: At times
- Trusting?: Yes
___________________________________________________________________________
• × • R A N D O M • × •
___________________________________________________________________________
- In the morning I: Check various sites, then take a leak
- Love is: A curse. Until the feeling is mutual, for then it is a blessing
- I dream about: When I can remember it, it's mostly about me and
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: Well, if it someone I meet in real life, it's looks. If it's someone I meet online, it's personality.
___________________________________________________________________________
• × • W H O • × •
___________________________________________________________________________
- Makes you laugh the most: My friends
- Makes you smile: My family and my boyfriend
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: And that funny feeling, it is love
___________________________________________________________________________
• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •
___________________________________________________________________________
- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Not really... He's mostly on at evenings. I spend the nights on various sites
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: A couple of weeks when I was 7, I did...
- Wish you were younger?: I miss my days as a kid, but not enough to make me wish I was younger
- Cry because someone said something to you?: I get angry
___________________________________________________________________________
• × • N U M B E R • × •
___________________________________________________________________________
- Of times I have had my heart broken?: Never
- Of guys I've kissed: None
- Of girls I've kissed: Two. One is my ex, and one is a girl I had a crush on
- Of Cd's I own: What kind of CD's?
- Of scars on my body: One on my forehead
ishigray- Name: Øyvind Idsø (Try to pronounce it >:D )
- Single or taken: Taken and madly in love
- Sex: Male
- Birthday: September 28th 1995
- Sign: Libra
- Hair color: Blonde
- Eye color: Green
- Height: 1 m 72 cm
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Bi
____________________________________________________________________________
• × • S P E C I F I C S • × •
____________________________________________________________________________
- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Head & Shoulders
- What are you listening to right now?: At this moment? Nothing...
- Who is the last person that called you?: Think it was my grandma...
- How many buddies are online right now?: 10 (Maybe 11... one of my friends tends to be invisible) on skype
____________________________________________________________________________
• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •
____________________________________________________________________________
- Animals: Dogs, Cats, Reptiles
- Color: Black
- Drink: Peach Tea
- Element: Dark
- Food: Sushi
- Game: Tricky... The Mass Effect series
- Movie: District 9
- Song: Fecuda by Syrsa
- T.V. Series: ATM: Persons Unknown
____________________________________________________________________________
• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •
____________________________________________________________________________
- Given anyone a bath?: No
- Smoked?: Three times... stopped after coughing up a lung xD
- Bungee jumped?: No, too afraid of hights
- Made yourself throw up?: Once, to get home from school... was an extra boring day in elementary...
- Skinny dipped?: No, but wish i can some time
- Ever been in love?: I *am* in love!
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Nope...
- Pictured your crush naked?: (If by crush you mean my boyfreind) Yes
- Actually seen your crush naked?: I wish...
- Cried when someone died?: When my granpa died, I cried like a 5 year old girl
- Lied: Yes. And I'm bending the truth on a daily basis, as well, as I'm still in the closet.
- Fallen for your best friend?: Once. I got over it after about a month or so
- Used someone?: Not that I can remember...
- Done something you regret?: Yes
____________________________________________________________________________
• × • C U R R E N T • × •
____________________________________________________________________________
- Clothes: Sweater, jeans and socks... speaking of which, these jeans are getting a bit uncomfortable...
- Desktop picture: http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2....._Dandzialf.jpg
- CD in player: None
- DVD in player: Green Hornet *Me Gusta*
____________________________________________________________________________
• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •
____________________________________________________________________________
- You touched: My brother
- Hugged: Dad
- You kissed: My... Mom... >////<
- You IMed: Mah buddiez!
- Talk to online: See above
- You sexed it up with: *Is a virgin*
___________________________________________________________________________
• × • A R E | Y O U • × •
___________________________________________________________________________
- Understanding?: Yes
- Open-minded?: Yes
- Arrogant?: I'm too awesome to be arrogant! JK, I'm not arrogant
- Insecure?: Kinda
- Random?: Yes
- Hungry?: Kinda
- Smart?: Can be at times
- Moody?: At times
- Organized?: On the internet: Yes. In my room: Fuck no.
- Shy?: In real life: Very. On the internet: Barely.
- Difficult?: Sometimes
- Bored easily?: Yes
- Entertained easily?: When I'm bored, I can be entertained by looking at a fucking wall, so yes.
- Obsessed?: sometimes
- Lazy? Yes
- Angry?: Rarely
- Happy?: Most of the time. Get sad at times, but mostly when one of my friends are sad
- Hyper?: At times
- Trusting?: Yes
___________________________________________________________________________
• × • R A N D O M • × •
___________________________________________________________________________
- In the morning I: Check various sites, then take a leak
- Love is: A curse. Until the feeling is mutual, for then it is a blessing
- I dream about: When I can remember it, it's mostly about me and
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: Well, if it someone I meet in real life, it's looks. If it's someone I meet online, it's personality.
___________________________________________________________________________
• × • W H O • × •
___________________________________________________________________________
- Makes you laugh the most: My friends
- Makes you smile: My family and my boyfriend
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her:
And that funny feeling, it is love___________________________________________________________________________
• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •
___________________________________________________________________________
- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Not really... He's mostly on at evenings. I spend the nights on various sites
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: A couple of weeks when I was 7, I did...
- Wish you were younger?: I miss my days as a kid, but not enough to make me wish I was younger
- Cry because someone said something to you?: I get angry
___________________________________________________________________________
• × • N U M B E R • × •
___________________________________________________________________________
- Of times I have had my heart broken?: Never
- Of guys I've kissed: None
- Of girls I've kissed: Two. One is my ex, and one is a girl I had a crush on
- Of Cd's I own: What kind of CD's?
- Of scars on my body: One on my forehead
F5
Posted 13 years agoI gotz me a new icon!
'Awesomely' made using Paint
'Awesomely' made using Paint
Wut? o_O
Posted 13 years agoHappy new year, evrybody!
Posted 13 years agoHope y'all have had a great 2011 ^^
2011 Meme
Posted 13 years ago1. What did you do in 2011 that you'd never done before?
I roleplayed
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
We don't do much of that around here...
3. How will you be spending New Year's Eve?
FIREWORKS!!
4. Did anyone close to you die?
Nope ^^
5. What countries did you visit?
Denmark and Thailand
6. What would you like to have in 2012 that you lacked in 2011?
A boyfriend or a girlfriend...
7. What date from 2011 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
28th of September. Why? Because it was my b-day ^^
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
I got quite a few friends!
9. What was your biggest failure?
Uhm... I think that was threatening to cut of some guy's leg... usually not violent, but that guy just PISSED ME OFF!!
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
I got a stretch in my neck, which hurt like a bitch, that made me stay home from school for two days. Also had the cold several times, where it spanned over several months!
11. What was the best thing you bought?
My new webcam ^^
12. Where did most of your money go?
Junkfood
13. What song will always remind you of 2011?
'What are words' by Chris Medina. This is the year when I learned to play it on the guitar.
14. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Hanging with friends. Online AND IRL.
15. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Fucked up conversations royally...
16. What was your favorite TV program?
Persons Unknown, Family Guy and Simpsons
17. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
Yeah
18. What was the best book you read?
Skulduggery Pleasant - Playing with fire
19. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Ziya
20. What was your favorite film of this year?
District 9
21. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
It wasn't very memorable, but I know that I turned 16, which is the age when I can finall fuc... I mean officially change religions <.< >.>
22. What kept you sane?
'Sane'?! I haven't been sane for YEARS!
23. Who did you miss?
My grandfather. R.I.P
24. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2011?
I don't know
- Gir
I roleplayed
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
We don't do much of that around here...
3. How will you be spending New Year's Eve?
FIREWORKS!!
4. Did anyone close to you die?
Nope ^^
5. What countries did you visit?
Denmark and Thailand
6. What would you like to have in 2012 that you lacked in 2011?
A boyfriend or a girlfriend...
7. What date from 2011 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
28th of September. Why? Because it was my b-day ^^
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
I got quite a few friends!
9. What was your biggest failure?
Uhm... I think that was threatening to cut of some guy's leg... usually not violent, but that guy just PISSED ME OFF!!
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
I got a stretch in my neck, which hurt like a bitch, that made me stay home from school for two days. Also had the cold several times, where it spanned over several months!
11. What was the best thing you bought?
My new webcam ^^
12. Where did most of your money go?
Junkfood
13. What song will always remind you of 2011?
'What are words' by Chris Medina. This is the year when I learned to play it on the guitar.
14. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Hanging with friends. Online AND IRL.
15. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Fucked up conversations royally...
16. What was your favorite TV program?
Persons Unknown, Family Guy and Simpsons
17. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
Yeah
18. What was the best book you read?
Skulduggery Pleasant - Playing with fire
19. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Ziya20. What was your favorite film of this year?
District 9
21. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
It wasn't very memorable, but I know that I turned 16, which is the age when I can finall fuc... I mean officially change religions <.< >.>
22. What kept you sane?
'Sane'?! I haven't been sane for YEARS!
23. Who did you miss?
My grandfather. R.I.P
24. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2011?
I don't know
- Gir
Bold meme
Posted 13 years agoKEY
=====
Normal = No
Bold = Yes
Italics = Maybe/Sortof/Kindof/Sometimes
I am a boy
I am a girl
I am shorter than 5'4.
I have many scars.
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different color.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have a tattoo.
I want a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my body.
I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
I have more than 2 piercings.
I have a piercing in a place other than my ears.
I have freckles.
I've sworn at my parents.
I've run away from home.
I've been kicked out of the house.
I have a sibling less than one year old.
I want to have kids someday.
I'm in school.
I've lost a child.
I have a job.
I've fallen asleep at work/school.
I almost always do/did my homework.
I've missed a week or more of school.
I failed more than 1 class last year.
I've stolen something from my job.
I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
Disney movies still make me cry.
I've peed from laughing.
I've snorted while laughing.
I've cried from laughing so hard.
I've glued my hand to something.
I've had my pants rip in public.
I was born with a disease/impairment.
I've broken a bone.
I've gotten stitches/staples.
I've had my tonsils removed.
I've sat in a doctor's office/emergency room with a friend.
I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
I had a serious surgery.
I've had chicken pox.
I've had measles.
I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
I've been on a plane.
I've been to Canada.
I've been to Mexico.
I've been to Niagra Falls.
I've been to Japan.
I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
I've been to Europe. (I LIVE in europe...)
I've been to Africa.
I've been to Hawaii.
I've gotten lost in my city.
I've seen a shooting star.
I've wished on a shooting star.
I've seen a meteor shower.
I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
I've been to a casino.
I've been skydiving.
I've gone skinny dipping.
I've played spin the bottle.
I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
I've crashed a car.
I've been skiing.
I've been in a play.
I've met someone in person from Facebook.
I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
I've seen the Northern lights.
I've sat on a roof top at night.
I've played chicken.
I've played a prank on someone.
I've ridden in a taxi.
I've seen Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I've eaten sushi. FUCKING LOVE IT!
I've been snowboarding.
I'm single.
I'm in a relationship.
I'm engaged.
I'm married.
I've gone on a blind date.
I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
I miss someone right now.
I have a fear of abandonment.
I've gotten divorced.
I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
I've kept something from a past relationship.
I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
I've had a crush on a teacher.
I've been kissed in the rain.
I've hugged a stranger.
I have kissed a stranger.
I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
I've sneaked out of my house.
I have lied to my parents about where I am.
I am keeping a secret from the world.
I've cheated while playing a game.
I've run a red light.
I've been suspended from school.
I've witnessed a crime.
I've been in a fist fight.
I've been arrested.
I've passed out from drinking.
I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
I've smoked.
I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
I've eaten mushrooms.
I've popped E.
I've inhaled Nitrous.
I've done hard drugs.
I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
I have swallowed 3 pills at a time
I have been diagnosed with depression.
I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
I've taken an anti-depressant.
I've slept an entire day without needing to go pee.
I've hurt myself on purpose.
I've woken up crying.
I'm afraid of dying.
I hate funerals.
Someone close to me has committed suicide.
I've planned my own suicide.
I've attempted suicide.
I've written a eulogy for myself.
I own over 5 rap CDs.
I own an iPod or an MP3 player.
I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
I own something from Hot Topic.
I own something from Pac Sun.
I collect comic books.
=====
Normal = No
Bold = Yes
Italics = Maybe/Sortof/Kindof/Sometimes
I am a boy
I am a girl
I am shorter than 5'4.
I have many scars.
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different color.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have a tattoo.
I want a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my body.
I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
I have more than 2 piercings.
I have a piercing in a place other than my ears.
I have freckles.
I've sworn at my parents.
I've run away from home.
I've been kicked out of the house.
I have a sibling less than one year old.
I want to have kids someday.
I'm in school.
I've lost a child.
I have a job.
I've fallen asleep at work/school.
I almost always do/did my homework.
I've missed a week or more of school.
I failed more than 1 class last year.
I've stolen something from my job.
I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
Disney movies still make me cry.
I've peed from laughing.
I've snorted while laughing.
I've cried from laughing so hard.
I've glued my hand to something.
I've had my pants rip in public.
I was born with a disease/impairment.
I've broken a bone.
I've gotten stitches/staples.
I've had my tonsils removed.
I've sat in a doctor's office/emergency room with a friend.
I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
I had a serious surgery.
I've had chicken pox.
I've had measles.
I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
I've been on a plane.
I've been to Canada.
I've been to Mexico.
I've been to Niagra Falls.
I've been to Japan.
I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
I've been to Europe. (I LIVE in europe...)
I've been to Africa.
I've been to Hawaii.
I've gotten lost in my city.
I've seen a shooting star.
I've wished on a shooting star.
I've seen a meteor shower.
I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
I've been to a casino.
I've been skydiving.
I've gone skinny dipping.
I've played spin the bottle.
I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
I've crashed a car.
I've been skiing.
I've been in a play.
I've met someone in person from Facebook.
I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
I've seen the Northern lights.
I've sat on a roof top at night.
I've played chicken.
I've played a prank on someone.
I've ridden in a taxi.
I've seen Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I've eaten sushi. FUCKING LOVE IT!
I've been snowboarding.
I'm single.
I'm in a relationship.
I'm engaged.
I'm married.
I've gone on a blind date.
I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
I miss someone right now.
I have a fear of abandonment.
I've gotten divorced.
I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
I've kept something from a past relationship.
I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
I've had a crush on a teacher.
I've been kissed in the rain.
I've hugged a stranger.
I have kissed a stranger.
I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
I've sneaked out of my house.
I have lied to my parents about where I am.
I am keeping a secret from the world.
I've cheated while playing a game.
I've run a red light.
I've been suspended from school.
I've witnessed a crime.
I've been in a fist fight.
I've been arrested.
I've passed out from drinking.
I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
I've smoked.
I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
I've eaten mushrooms.
I've popped E.
I've inhaled Nitrous.
I've done hard drugs.
I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
I have swallowed 3 pills at a time
I have been diagnosed with depression.
I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
I've taken an anti-depressant.
I've slept an entire day without needing to go pee.
I've hurt myself on purpose.
I've woken up crying.
I'm afraid of dying.
I hate funerals.
Someone close to me has committed suicide.
I've planned my own suicide.
I've attempted suicide.
I've written a eulogy for myself.
I own over 5 rap CDs.
I own an iPod or an MP3 player.
I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
I own something from Hot Topic.
I own something from Pac Sun.
I collect comic books.
Yeah, fuck you, SOPA!
Posted 13 years agohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5PT.....8bFUAAAAAAAAAA
Mirror-uploaded by a friend of mine. Mike Mozart is handing out proof that some SOPA-supporting companies are actually the ones who distributed the piracy softwares.
Mirror-uploaded by a friend of mine. Mike Mozart is handing out proof that some SOPA-supporting companies are actually the ones who distributed the piracy softwares.
Fetish meme
Posted 13 years agoStolen from 
SwooshyCueb
+ = Yes
- = No
/ = Iffy/Sometimes/I'm fine/OK with it
Anal on Males (+)
Anal on Females (/)
Breasts (/)
Breast Expansion (-)
Weight Gain (/)
Bondage (/)
Clothing (/)
Leather (/)
Stockings (/)
Shoe/Boots (/)
Suit and Tie (/)
Muscle, Male (/)
Muscle, Female (-)
Herm (/)
Cub/Shota (-)
Baby/Diaper (-)
Transformation (/)
Macro/Micro (/)
Impregnation (-)
Pregnancy (-)
Lactation (-)
Anal Vore (-)
Soul Vore (-)
Cock Vore (-)
Standard Soft Vore (-)
Standard Hard Vore (-)
Paw/Foot (/)
Incest (/)
Clonecest (/)
Yuri (F/F) (/)
Yaoi (M/M) (+)
Hetero (M/F) (+)
Bi (+)
Girly Boys (/)
Butch Girls (/)
Mind Control (/)
Rape (-)
Uniform (/)
Orgy (/)
Subbing/Domming (/)
Biting (-)
Solo Masturbation; Male (+)
Solo Masturbation; Female (/)
Scat (-)
Inflation (-)
Fat/Pudge (/)
Tech (/)
Watersports (-)
Glasses (/)
Tentacles (/)
Oviposition (-)
Masochism (-)
Sadism (-)
Partial Nudity (/)
Gore (-)
Snuff (-)
Hyper (-)
Zoophilia (-)
Electricity (/)
She-males (-)
Cross-dressing (/)
Oral (+)
Asphyxiation (-)
Wet-look (/)
Mud/Quicksand etc (/)
Sinking (/)
Spooge (+)
Tickling (/)
I have no idea what half of these fetishes are...
SwooshyCueb+ = Yes
- = No
/ = Iffy/Sometimes/I'm fine/OK with it
Anal on Males (+)
Anal on Females (/)
Breasts (/)
Breast Expansion (-)
Weight Gain (/)
Bondage (/)
Clothing (/)
Leather (/)
Stockings (/)
Shoe/Boots (/)
Suit and Tie (/)
Muscle, Male (/)
Muscle, Female (-)
Herm (/)
Cub/Shota (-)
Baby/Diaper (-)
Transformation (/)
Macro/Micro (/)
Impregnation (-)
Pregnancy (-)
Lactation (-)
Anal Vore (-)
Soul Vore (-)
Cock Vore (-)
Standard Soft Vore (-)
Standard Hard Vore (-)
Paw/Foot (/)
Incest (/)
Clonecest (/)
Yuri (F/F) (/)
Yaoi (M/M) (+)
Hetero (M/F) (+)
Bi (+)
Girly Boys (/)
Butch Girls (/)
Mind Control (/)
Rape (-)
Uniform (/)
Orgy (/)
Subbing/Domming (/)
Biting (-)
Solo Masturbation; Male (+)
Solo Masturbation; Female (/)
Scat (-)
Inflation (-)
Fat/Pudge (/)
Tech (/)
Watersports (-)
Glasses (/)
Tentacles (/)
Oviposition (-)
Masochism (-)
Sadism (-)
Partial Nudity (/)
Gore (-)
Snuff (-)
Hyper (-)
Zoophilia (-)
Electricity (/)
She-males (-)
Cross-dressing (/)
Oral (+)
Asphyxiation (-)
Wet-look (/)
Mud/Quicksand etc (/)
Sinking (/)
Spooge (+)
Tickling (/)
I have no idea what half of these fetishes are...
Know the name of this melody?
Posted 14 years agohttp://youtu.be/1iv6eRIphEM
Please tell me
Please tell me
The Isles Chronicles - Info
Posted 14 years agoI recently uploaded the first chapter of Infestation, which is the first story from a series of stories called "The Isles Chronicles".
Stories of this series will contain content from, or will be entirely based on, several games, movies, etc. Some stories will contain adult content, either M/M or M/F. There WILL be both.
If anyone want more information, comment, and I'll be happy to answer :)
Update on the series: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3280767/
Stories of this series will contain content from, or will be entirely based on, several games, movies, etc. Some stories will contain adult content, either M/M or M/F. There WILL be both.
If anyone want more information, comment, and I'll be happy to answer :)
Update on the series: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3280767/
Comment and I will...
Posted 14 years agoComment below and I will...
1. Tell you something I'll learn about you by looking at your FA page for 13 seconds.
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what Pokemon you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you, and your answer has to be as vague as possible to keep the suspense.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Give you a weird nickname
8. Tell you what's on my shirt right now.
9. Challenge you to post this on your journal
1. Tell you something I'll learn about you by looking at your FA page for 13 seconds.
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what Pokemon you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you, and your answer has to be as vague as possible to keep the suspense.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Give you a weird nickname
8. Tell you what's on my shirt right now.
9. Challenge you to post this on your journal
Yes/No meme
Posted 14 years agoStolen from someone on another site. SwooshyCueb reminded me to put this here.
1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No .
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem.
3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations !!! You will want to... but don't!!!
Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- no
Been arrested? --- no
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- yes
Slept in until 5 PM? --- yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- yes
Ran a red light? --- no
Been suspended from school? --- no
Experienced love at first sight? --- no
Totaled your car in an accident? --- no
Been fired from a job? --- no
Fired somebody? --- no
Sang karaoke? --- no
Pointed a gun at someone? --- no
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- yes
Kissed in the rain? --- no
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- yes
Seen someone die? --- no
Played spin-the-bottle? --- yes
Sang in the shower? --- yes
Smoked a cigar? --- no
Sat on a rooftop? --- yes
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- no
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- no
Skipped school? --- yes
Eaten a bug? --- yes
Sleepwalked? --- yes
Walked a moonlit beach? --- yes
Ridden a motorcycle? --- no
Dumped someone? --- no
Forgotten your anniversary? --- no
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- no
Ridden on a helicopter? --- no
Shaved your head? --- no
Blacked out from drinking? --- no
Played a prank on someone? --- yes
Hit a home run? --- no
Felt like killing someone? --- yes
Cross-dressed? --- yes
Been falling-down drunk? --- no
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- no
Eaten snake? --- no
Marched/Protested? --- no
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- no
Puked on amusement ride? --- no
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- no
Been in a band? --- no
Knitted? --- yes
Been on TV? --- no
Shot a gun? --- yes
Skinny-dipped? --- no
Caused someone to need stitches? --- no
Ridden a surfboard? --- no
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- yes
Had surgery? -- no
Streaked? --- no
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- no
Passed out when not drinking? --- no
Peed on a bush? --- yes
Donated Blood? --- no
Grabbed electric fence? --- yes
Eaten alligator meat? --- no
Eaten cheesecake? --- yes
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- no
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- no
Peed your pants in public? --- yes
Written graffiti? --- no
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- no
Think about the future? --- yes
Been in handcuffs? --- yes
Believe in love? --- yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- no
SwooshyCueb reminded me to put this here.1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No .
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem.
3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations !!! You will want to... but don't!!!
Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- no
Been arrested? --- no
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- yes
Slept in until 5 PM? --- yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- yes
Ran a red light? --- no
Been suspended from school? --- no
Experienced love at first sight? --- no
Totaled your car in an accident? --- no
Been fired from a job? --- no
Fired somebody? --- no
Sang karaoke? --- no
Pointed a gun at someone? --- no
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- yes
Kissed in the rain? --- no
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- yes
Seen someone die? --- no
Played spin-the-bottle? --- yes
Sang in the shower? --- yes
Smoked a cigar? --- no
Sat on a rooftop? --- yes
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- no
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- no
Skipped school? --- yes
Eaten a bug? --- yes
Sleepwalked? --- yes
Walked a moonlit beach? --- yes
Ridden a motorcycle? --- no
Dumped someone? --- no
Forgotten your anniversary? --- no
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- no
Ridden on a helicopter? --- no
Shaved your head? --- no
Blacked out from drinking? --- no
Played a prank on someone? --- yes
Hit a home run? --- no
Felt like killing someone? --- yes
Cross-dressed? --- yes
Been falling-down drunk? --- no
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- no
Eaten snake? --- no
Marched/Protested? --- no
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- no
Puked on amusement ride? --- no
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- no
Been in a band? --- no
Knitted? --- yes
Been on TV? --- no
Shot a gun? --- yes
Skinny-dipped? --- no
Caused someone to need stitches? --- no
Ridden a surfboard? --- no
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- yes
Had surgery? -- no
Streaked? --- no
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- no
Passed out when not drinking? --- no
Peed on a bush? --- yes
Donated Blood? --- no
Grabbed electric fence? --- yes
Eaten alligator meat? --- no
Eaten cheesecake? --- yes
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- no
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- no
Peed your pants in public? --- yes
Written graffiti? --- no
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- no
Think about the future? --- yes
Been in handcuffs? --- yes
Believe in love? --- yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- no
Girly Meme Thingy! And I'm not a girl! WOO!
Posted 14 years agoStolen from SwooshyCueb and Lcarens
Girly Quiz
below 30 = not girly.
above 30 = girly.
above 55 = Paris Hilton.
[ ] My fingernails/toenails are almost always painted.
[ ] During the summer pretty much the only shoes I wear are flip flops.
[ ] My favorite toy as a child were Barbies/Bratz
[ ] My favorite color is pink or purple.
[ ] I did Gymnastics.
[ ] I love skirts. (Only on other people >:3)
[ ] Hollister is one my favorite places to shop.
[ ] Tight jeans are the only jeans I'll wear.
[x] I love chocolate.
TOTAL SO FAR: 1
[ ] My hair is mostly always straightened. (It's naturally straight)
[ ] I usually go shopping once a week.
[x] I love to hang out with friends.
[ ] I have a piece of real diamond jewelery.
[ ] I've gone to a tanning salon.
[ ] I've gone to the beach to tan - not to swim.
[ ] I have at least 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] I watch Gossip Girl
[ ] I change my profile picture weekly.
[ ] I wear a shower cap.
TOTAL SO FAR: 2
[ ] I would NEVER set foot into Hot Topic.
[ ] My cell phone might as well become a part of me.
[ ] I wear mascara everyday.
[ ] Bathing suits are adorable.
[ ] I don't know the difference between a sheep and a goat.
[ ] Big sunglasses are awesome.
[ ] I have gotten my nails done
[ ] I own over 10 purses.
[ ] MuchMusic is my one of my favorite channels.
TOTAL SO FAR: 2
[ ] I love to have other people do my hair.
[/] I like to give and receive hugs from all my friends. (It's usually seen as awkward when guys hug each other around here...
[x] I hate bugs.
[ ] Carnivals are fun.
[ ] Summer is THE best season.
[ ] My swimsuit has 2 pieces.
[ ] Musicians are hot.
[ ] You write me a poem and tell me I'm beautiful and I'm all yours.
TOTAL SO FAR: 4 1/2
[ ] I'm self-conscious.
[ ] My room smells like vanilla.
[x] I don't do sports.
[x] I HATE to run.
[ ] I squeal when I am surprised or angry.
[x] I eat dried fruit as a snack. (Raisins! Yummies!)
[ ] I love romance novels.
[ ] Drew Barrymore is so cute.
TOTAL SO FAR: 7 1/2
[x] I dance randomly around the house.
[ ] I usually spend over an hour to get ready to leave my house.
[ ] I only have like 5 billion hair products.
[ ] I love to get dressed up.
[ ] I talk on the phone at least once a day to my friends.
[ ] I would love to have a photo shoot of myself.
[ ] My parents buy me everything I want, whenever I want it. (What does THIS have to do with girliness)
[ ] I apply lip gloss 50-a million times a day.
TOTAL SO FAR: 7 1/2
[ ] I wish I could meet Paris Hilton.
[ ] R&B is the best music. (I LIKE R&B, but it isn't the best...)
[ ] I pop my collar.
[ ] Horses are beautiful.
[x] Kittens are adorable.
TOTAL SO FAR: 8 1/2
[/] I write my own music. (I have made a couple of melodies, but I'm a terrible writer xD)
[ ] I would love to visit Hawaii
[ ] I wouldn't be caught dead in all black. (I fucking LOVE wearing black clothing!)
[ ] My closet is STOCK FULL of clothes. (Quite the opposite, actually xD)
[ ] I hate beards. (I'm trying to grow a beard... of COURSE I hate beards! *Sarcasm*)
[ ] I love to read magazines.
TOTAL SO FAR: 9
[ ] I love to gossip.
[ ] I had Lisa Frank folders/posters as a kid.
[ ] I love Celine Dion.
[ ] My baths are 2 hours long.
[ ] My wedding only needs a groom because it's already planned.
[ ] I'm all about being vegetarian.
[ ] I refuse to eat at McDonald's.
TOTAL SO FAR: 9
[x] I LOVE life! (Life is a mothaflippin' gift!)
[ ] I have a lot of jewelery.
[ ] I buy some jewelery from Claire's.
[ ] My screen name(s) has or had x's in them.
[x] I have more than 3 pillows on my bed. (It's comfyyyyyyyyy)
TOTAL SO FAR: 11
[ ] You like the colour pink.
[ ] You want to BE Paris Hilton
[x] You scope the room for hot guys. (AND GIRLS! But mostly guys...)
[ ] You love the mall.
[ ] You love the beach.
[ ] You modeled as a little kid.
[x] You love receiving compliments.
[ ] You've been to a wedding and loved it.
TOTAL= 13
SwooshyCueb and LcarensGirly Quiz
below 30 = not girly.
above 30 = girly.
above 55 = Paris Hilton.
[ ] My fingernails/toenails are almost always painted.
[ ] During the summer pretty much the only shoes I wear are flip flops.
[ ] My favorite toy as a child were Barbies/Bratz
[ ] My favorite color is pink or purple.
[ ] I did Gymnastics.
[ ] I love skirts. (Only on other people >:3)
[ ] Hollister is one my favorite places to shop.
[ ] Tight jeans are the only jeans I'll wear.
[x] I love chocolate.
TOTAL SO FAR: 1
[ ] My hair is mostly always straightened. (It's naturally straight)
[ ] I usually go shopping once a week.
[x] I love to hang out with friends.
[ ] I have a piece of real diamond jewelery.
[ ] I've gone to a tanning salon.
[ ] I've gone to the beach to tan - not to swim.
[ ] I have at least 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] I watch Gossip Girl
[ ] I change my profile picture weekly.
[ ] I wear a shower cap.
TOTAL SO FAR: 2
[ ] I would NEVER set foot into Hot Topic.
[ ] My cell phone might as well become a part of me.
[ ] I wear mascara everyday.
[ ] Bathing suits are adorable.
[ ] I don't know the difference between a sheep and a goat.
[ ] Big sunglasses are awesome.
[ ] I have gotten my nails done
[ ] I own over 10 purses.
[ ] MuchMusic is my one of my favorite channels.
TOTAL SO FAR: 2
[ ] I love to have other people do my hair.
[/] I like to give and receive hugs from all my friends. (It's usually seen as awkward when guys hug each other around here...
[x] I hate bugs.
[ ] Carnivals are fun.
[ ] Summer is THE best season.
[ ] My swimsuit has 2 pieces.
[ ] Musicians are hot.
[ ] You write me a poem and tell me I'm beautiful and I'm all yours.
TOTAL SO FAR: 4 1/2
[ ] I'm self-conscious.
[ ] My room smells like vanilla.
[x] I don't do sports.
[x] I HATE to run.
[ ] I squeal when I am surprised or angry.
[x] I eat dried fruit as a snack. (Raisins! Yummies!)
[ ] I love romance novels.
[ ] Drew Barrymore is so cute.
TOTAL SO FAR: 7 1/2
[x] I dance randomly around the house.
[ ] I usually spend over an hour to get ready to leave my house.
[ ] I only have like 5 billion hair products.
[ ] I love to get dressed up.
[ ] I talk on the phone at least once a day to my friends.
[ ] I would love to have a photo shoot of myself.
[ ] My parents buy me everything I want, whenever I want it. (What does THIS have to do with girliness)
[ ] I apply lip gloss 50-a million times a day.
TOTAL SO FAR: 7 1/2
[ ] I wish I could meet Paris Hilton.
[ ] R&B is the best music. (I LIKE R&B, but it isn't the best...)
[ ] I pop my collar.
[ ] Horses are beautiful.
[x] Kittens are adorable.
TOTAL SO FAR: 8 1/2
[/] I write my own music. (I have made a couple of melodies, but I'm a terrible writer xD)
[ ] I would love to visit Hawaii
[ ] I wouldn't be caught dead in all black. (I fucking LOVE wearing black clothing!)
[ ] My closet is STOCK FULL of clothes. (Quite the opposite, actually xD)
[ ] I hate beards. (I'm trying to grow a beard... of COURSE I hate beards! *Sarcasm*)
[ ] I love to read magazines.
TOTAL SO FAR: 9
[ ] I love to gossip.
[ ] I had Lisa Frank folders/posters as a kid.
[ ] I love Celine Dion.
[ ] My baths are 2 hours long.
[ ] My wedding only needs a groom because it's already planned.
[ ] I'm all about being vegetarian.
[ ] I refuse to eat at McDonald's.
TOTAL SO FAR: 9
[x] I LOVE life! (Life is a mothaflippin' gift!)
[ ] I have a lot of jewelery.
[ ] I buy some jewelery from Claire's.
[ ] My screen name(s) has or had x's in them.
[x] I have more than 3 pillows on my bed. (It's comfyyyyyyyyy)
TOTAL SO FAR: 11
[ ] You like the colour pink.
[ ] You want to BE Paris Hilton
[x] You scope the room for hot guys. (AND GIRLS! But mostly guys...)
[ ] You love the mall.
[ ] You love the beach.
[ ] You modeled as a little kid.
[x] You love receiving compliments.
[ ] You've been to a wedding and loved it.
TOTAL= 13
The pain!
Posted 14 years agoHad to stay home today, because of a horrible pain in the neck. I couldn't even eat breakfast without it causing pain! Nothin serious, probably just some tension in the neck caused by sleeping in an uncomfortable position...
Anyways... I couldn't go to school today because of that... no seriously, I would've had to ride a bike for 1.5 kilometres, only to take the bumpiest boat ride on earth... yeah, I don't think so!
Anyways... I couldn't go to school today because of that... no seriously, I would've had to ride a bike for 1.5 kilometres, only to take the bumpiest boat ride on earth... yeah, I don't think so!
I'm going to be in a comic!
Posted 14 years agoI've gotten a big part in this comic, and it will probably be in about a month or so. I'm so excited!! Will probably end up in me getting a new icon, too...
You're probably wondering why they are asking for people to play roles in a comic. The answer is easy: The characters in the comics are, as far as I know, cartoonified (Yes, that's a word... don't look it up...) photos!
Here's the link to that comic, if you'd like to check it out: http://myunlife.com/
You're probably wondering why they are asking for people to play roles in a comic. The answer is easy: The characters in the comics are, as far as I know, cartoonified (Yes, that's a word... don't look it up...) photos!
Here's the link to that comic, if you'd like to check it out: http://myunlife.com/
REALLY not my lucky day...
Posted 14 years agoFirst, Left 4 Dead 2 is broken, then Team Fortress 2, then CS Source, and so on, and so on. And then, right now, MY FUCKING STEAM IS BROKEN!
Chili in my eyes... YAY!
Posted 14 years agoI'm not sure if any of you people know this already, but I'm studying to become a chef. Some days are good, but today was DEFINATELY not my day. I was cutting up some chili, and I managed to rub my eyes afterwards. Not my brightest move...
So, as you can guess, I'm now sitting here, trying my best to ignore the burning pain that is now in my left eye.
So, as you can guess, I'm now sitting here, trying my best to ignore the burning pain that is now in my left eye.
