becomeing a real goth femboi...
Posted 15 years agoGOTH FEMBOI OUTFIT LIST:
1.JACKET...HAVE
2.TOP...HAVE
3.JEANS...HAVE
4.CHAINS...HAVE
5.BELT...DONT HAVE
6.THIGH HIGHS
A)BLACK...DONT HAVE
B)STRIPED ORANGE AND BLACK...DONT HAVE
C)STRIPED RAINBOW...DONT HAVE
D)FISHNETS...DONT HAVE
7.combat boots...dont have
8.skirt...dont have
9.acessories
A)armwarmers
sub a)with chains...have
sub b)with laces...dont have
sub c)with bouth...dont have
B)make up...dont have
C)hair dye
sub a)red...dont have
sub b)green...dont have
D)nail polish...dont have
E)buttens
sub a)gay pride...dont have
sub b)gir...dont have
sub c)hello kitty...have
sub d)friday the 13th...dont have
sub e)heart...dont have
F)belt buckle
sub a)zelda triforce 1...dont have
sub b)zelda triforce 2...dont have
sub c)NES conttroler...dont have
10.MAKEOVER...havent gotten yet
1.JACKET...HAVE
2.TOP...HAVE
3.JEANS...HAVE
4.CHAINS...HAVE
5.BELT...DONT HAVE
6.THIGH HIGHS
A)BLACK...DONT HAVE
B)STRIPED ORANGE AND BLACK...DONT HAVE
C)STRIPED RAINBOW...DONT HAVE
D)FISHNETS...DONT HAVE
7.combat boots...dont have
8.skirt...dont have
9.acessories
A)armwarmers
sub a)with chains...have
sub b)with laces...dont have
sub c)with bouth...dont have
B)make up...dont have
C)hair dye
sub a)red...dont have
sub b)green...dont have
D)nail polish...dont have
E)buttens
sub a)gay pride...dont have
sub b)gir...dont have
sub c)hello kitty...have
sub d)friday the 13th...dont have
sub e)heart...dont have
F)belt buckle
sub a)zelda triforce 1...dont have
sub b)zelda triforce 2...dont have
sub c)NES conttroler...dont have
10.MAKEOVER...havent gotten yet
lol you have to see this video
Posted 15 years agohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yob0t6JUCVM
and this one XD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7aKiEp9qFE
i made it with this thing
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user.....amp;feature=iv
and this one XD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7aKiEp9qFE
i made it with this thing
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user.....amp;feature=iv
shower meme
Posted 15 years ago1 - Do you shower in the morning or evening?
both =3 i likes ta be squicky clean n_n
2 - Do you use liquid or bar soap?
Shower Gel hehe its blue X3
3 - Do you use shampoo and conditioner or just shampoo?
Shampoo first, then conditioner but im out of conditioner right now =[
4 - Do you brush your teeth in the shower?
nope! toothpast tast bad already add hot shower wather and *gags* X_X
5 - Do you shave in the shower?
nu but i will when i move to a place i can be a femboy and not get murdered >.<
6 - Do you sing in the shower?
Nope
7 - Do you use a washcloth?
No, but i use one of those AXE poofy things with the red rough part
8 - Do you have a door or a curtain on your shower?
a door but we have a curtain too for looks and the fact the doors are ugly X3
9 - Have you ever taken a call in the shower?
Yup cuz i haz a waterproof celphone =3
10 - Have you ever showered in your swimsuit?
yeah at the beach in the hotle cuz i couldnt go in the showers on the beach cuz there was naked people in there and my mom was scared id get molested so i had to have sand-crack till i got to the hotel tha i showerd with it on to get the sand and clean off my swimsutie in all a yes XD
11 - Have you ever showered with a member of the same sex?
nope
12 - Have you ever showered with a member of the opposite sex?
also no
13 - Do you share a bathroom with someone?
yep family
14 - Do you listen to the radio in the shower?
nope
15 - Do you wear a shower cap?
what the hell is a shower cap? isnt that for old people?
16 - Do you wash behind your ears?
Always =D
17 - Describe your shower in three words.
boiling...relaxing...uh...long =3
18 - What one thing would you change about your shower?
MOAR POW-A!!!11!1! XD -presure- x3
19 - What would make your shower time better for you?
my sissy X3
20 - What celebrity would you like to shower with?
celebrities are stupid and if i was one id call everyone stupid for being all "OH WHATS HE DOING!? OH MY GOD ITS THAT GUY FROM THAT MOVIE!?!"...idiots
21 - What celebrity would you NOT like to shower with?
any of them
22 - What is the one thing you can't do without in your shower?
super hot water X3
23 - What is the oddest thing that has happened to you in the shower?
i fell asleep standing up X3 and nu i didnt fall XD
24 - What is the best thing that has happened to you in the shower?
its were i first pawed =3
25 - When was the last time you showered?
this morenig
26 - When are you going to take a shower next?
later tonight
both =3 i likes ta be squicky clean n_n
2 - Do you use liquid or bar soap?
Shower Gel hehe its blue X3
3 - Do you use shampoo and conditioner or just shampoo?
Shampoo first, then conditioner but im out of conditioner right now =[
4 - Do you brush your teeth in the shower?
nope! toothpast tast bad already add hot shower wather and *gags* X_X
5 - Do you shave in the shower?
nu but i will when i move to a place i can be a femboy and not get murdered >.<
6 - Do you sing in the shower?
Nope
7 - Do you use a washcloth?
No, but i use one of those AXE poofy things with the red rough part
8 - Do you have a door or a curtain on your shower?
a door but we have a curtain too for looks and the fact the doors are ugly X3
9 - Have you ever taken a call in the shower?
Yup cuz i haz a waterproof celphone =3
10 - Have you ever showered in your swimsuit?
yeah at the beach in the hotle cuz i couldnt go in the showers on the beach cuz there was naked people in there and my mom was scared id get molested so i had to have sand-crack till i got to the hotel tha i showerd with it on to get the sand and clean off my swimsutie in all a yes XD
11 - Have you ever showered with a member of the same sex?
nope
12 - Have you ever showered with a member of the opposite sex?
also no
13 - Do you share a bathroom with someone?
yep family
14 - Do you listen to the radio in the shower?
nope
15 - Do you wear a shower cap?
what the hell is a shower cap? isnt that for old people?
16 - Do you wash behind your ears?
Always =D
17 - Describe your shower in three words.
boiling...relaxing...uh...long =3
18 - What one thing would you change about your shower?
MOAR POW-A!!!11!1! XD -presure- x3
19 - What would make your shower time better for you?
my sissy X3
20 - What celebrity would you like to shower with?
celebrities are stupid and if i was one id call everyone stupid for being all "OH WHATS HE DOING!? OH MY GOD ITS THAT GUY FROM THAT MOVIE!?!"...idiots
21 - What celebrity would you NOT like to shower with?
any of them
22 - What is the one thing you can't do without in your shower?
super hot water X3
23 - What is the oddest thing that has happened to you in the shower?
i fell asleep standing up X3 and nu i didnt fall XD
24 - What is the best thing that has happened to you in the shower?
its were i first pawed =3
25 - When was the last time you showered?
this morenig
26 - When are you going to take a shower next?
later tonight
Fetish meme x3
Posted 16 years ago(+++) WANT.
(++) Yeah.
(+) Cool.
(~) Eh.
(-) Nah.
(--) Nope.
(---) Hell No.
(?) What?
Anal on Males (+++)
Transformation (~)
Yaoi (M/M). (+++)
Girly Boys (+++)
Subbing/Domming (+++)
Tentacles (---)
Spooge (+++)
Bondage (+)
Oviposition (?)
Cross-dressing (+++)
Oral (+++)
Orgy (~)
Muscle, Male (~)
Lactation (---)
Incest (+++) YAY WINCEST \(^_^)/
Partial Nudity (+)
Anal on Females (~)
Clothing (~)
Leather (~)
Stockings (+++)
Muscle, Female (---)
Herm (~)
Macro/Micro (~)
Impregnation (---)
Paw (+++)
Bi (~)
Mind Control (---)
Uniform (+++)
Solo Masturbation (+++)
Tech (~)
Sadism (?)
Hyper (~)
She-males (~)
Sinking (?)
Body Paint (~)
Plants (---)
Mud/Quicksand etc (---)
Anal Vore (---)
Rape (~)
Watersports (---)
Masochism (---)
Multiple body parts (---)
Zoophilia (?)
Breasts (~)
Breast Expansion (~)
Hetero (M/F) (~)
Biting (++)
Inflation (---)
Pregnancy (---)
Yuri (F/F) (~)
Fat/Pudge (~)
Cock Vore (---)
Standard Soft Vore (---)
Weight Gain (---)
Tails (+++)
Cub (+++)
Baby/Diaper (---)
Standard Hard Vore (---)
Scat (---) HELL MOTHER FUCKING NO!!!!!!!
Gore/guro (---)
Snuff (---)
Skunk spray (---)
Asphyxiation (~)
Shoe/Boots (+++) Boots =3
Suit and Tie (~)
Soul Vore (---)
Butch Girls (~)
Cheesecake (?)
Glasses (+)
Electricity (---)
Wet-look (?)
Unbirth (---)
Latex/Rubber/Leather (+)
(++) Yeah.
(+) Cool.
(~) Eh.
(-) Nah.
(--) Nope.
(---) Hell No.
(?) What?
Anal on Males (+++)
Transformation (~)
Yaoi (M/M). (+++)
Girly Boys (+++)
Subbing/Domming (+++)
Tentacles (---)
Spooge (+++)
Bondage (+)
Oviposition (?)
Cross-dressing (+++)
Oral (+++)
Orgy (~)
Muscle, Male (~)
Lactation (---)
Incest (+++) YAY WINCEST \(^_^)/
Partial Nudity (+)
Anal on Females (~)
Clothing (~)
Leather (~)
Stockings (+++)
Muscle, Female (---)
Herm (~)
Macro/Micro (~)
Impregnation (---)
Paw (+++)
Bi (~)
Mind Control (---)
Uniform (+++)
Solo Masturbation (+++)
Tech (~)
Sadism (?)
Hyper (~)
She-males (~)
Sinking (?)
Body Paint (~)
Plants (---)
Mud/Quicksand etc (---)
Anal Vore (---)
Rape (~)
Watersports (---)
Masochism (---)
Multiple body parts (---)
Zoophilia (?)
Breasts (~)
Breast Expansion (~)
Hetero (M/F) (~)
Biting (++)
Inflation (---)
Pregnancy (---)
Yuri (F/F) (~)
Fat/Pudge (~)
Cock Vore (---)
Standard Soft Vore (---)
Weight Gain (---)
Tails (+++)
Cub (+++)
Baby/Diaper (---)
Standard Hard Vore (---)
Scat (---) HELL MOTHER FUCKING NO!!!!!!!
Gore/guro (---)
Snuff (---)
Skunk spray (---)
Asphyxiation (~)
Shoe/Boots (+++) Boots =3
Suit and Tie (~)
Soul Vore (---)
Butch Girls (~)
Cheesecake (?)
Glasses (+)
Electricity (---)
Wet-look (?)
Unbirth (---)
Latex/Rubber/Leather (+)
x3 gender meme
Posted 16 years agoMale Side:
[x] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[x] Dogs are better than cats.
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[] Shopping is torture
[] Sad movies suck
[] You own an PS3.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[x] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[] You watch sports on TV.
[x] Gory movies are cool.
[] You go to your dad for advice.
[] You own, like, a trillion hats.
[] You like going to football games.
[] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[x] It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (blue =D)
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[x] Sports are fun.
[] Talk with food in your mouth.
[x] Wear boxers.
[x] You enjoy hunting, hiking and camping.
-- Male Points Total = 16
Female Side:
[] You wear lip gloss.
[x] You love to shop.
[] You wear eyeliner.
[x] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[x] You wear the color pink.
[] Go to your mom for advice.
[] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[] You hate wearing the color black.
[x] You like hanging out at the mall.
[x] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[x] You like wearing jewelry.
[] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[x] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[x] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[x] You smile a lot more than you should.
[] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[x]You like wearing dresses when you can.
[x] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[x] You wear girl underwear. (^///^;)
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[x] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[x] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.
-- Female Points Total = 16
Androgyny / Gender Neutral Side:
[x] You shop in both men and women departments for the best clothes.
[x] You do what you like regardless of what people say.
[x] You believe associating personality traits with gender is absurd.
[x] You are aware that colors don't have gender.
[] Androgyny and neutrality kick ass.
[] Macho men and girly girls make you want to puke.
[x] You appreciate diverse music, technology and media.
[] You can shop and repair things with the best of them.
[x] Played with dolls AND hotwheels as a child.
[] At some point you idolized an androgynous singer.
[x] You are aware that gender does not equal biological sex.
[x] You become angered at intolerance and bigotry.
[x] You can watch both horror and romantic comedy without being phased.
[x] Hats, ties and accessories can make the outfit.
[x] You wouldn’t care much if you were the opposite sex.
[x] You've been mistaken for the opposite sex.
[] You can cook and play sports.
[x] You've had friends of all genders growing up.
[x] You think everyone should be free to express themselves.
[x] People, and not what is in their pants, is most important.
[x] You make up your own manners as you go along.
[x] Variety is good.
[x] You regularly question outdated social customs and rules.
[x] You use things made for the opposite sex if you feel like it without issue.
[x] You think these gender surveys are silly.
Null Points Total = 20
[x] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[x] Dogs are better than cats.
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[] Shopping is torture
[] Sad movies suck
[] You own an PS3.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[x] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[] You watch sports on TV.
[x] Gory movies are cool.
[] You go to your dad for advice.
[] You own, like, a trillion hats.
[] You like going to football games.
[] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[x] It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (blue =D)
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[x] Sports are fun.
[] Talk with food in your mouth.
[x] Wear boxers.
[x] You enjoy hunting, hiking and camping.
-- Male Points Total = 16
Female Side:
[] You wear lip gloss.
[x] You love to shop.
[] You wear eyeliner.
[x] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[x] You wear the color pink.
[] Go to your mom for advice.
[] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[] You hate wearing the color black.
[x] You like hanging out at the mall.
[x] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[x] You like wearing jewelry.
[] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[x] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[x] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[x] You smile a lot more than you should.
[] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[x]You like wearing dresses when you can.
[x] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[x] You wear girl underwear. (^///^;)
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[x] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[x] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.
-- Female Points Total = 16
Androgyny / Gender Neutral Side:
[x] You shop in both men and women departments for the best clothes.
[x] You do what you like regardless of what people say.
[x] You believe associating personality traits with gender is absurd.
[x] You are aware that colors don't have gender.
[] Androgyny and neutrality kick ass.
[] Macho men and girly girls make you want to puke.
[x] You appreciate diverse music, technology and media.
[] You can shop and repair things with the best of them.
[x] Played with dolls AND hotwheels as a child.
[] At some point you idolized an androgynous singer.
[x] You are aware that gender does not equal biological sex.
[x] You become angered at intolerance and bigotry.
[x] You can watch both horror and romantic comedy without being phased.
[x] Hats, ties and accessories can make the outfit.
[x] You wouldn’t care much if you were the opposite sex.
[x] You've been mistaken for the opposite sex.
[] You can cook and play sports.
[x] You've had friends of all genders growing up.
[x] You think everyone should be free to express themselves.
[x] People, and not what is in their pants, is most important.
[x] You make up your own manners as you go along.
[x] Variety is good.
[x] You regularly question outdated social customs and rules.
[x] You use things made for the opposite sex if you feel like it without issue.
[x] You think these gender surveys are silly.
Null Points Total = 20
WTF XD
Posted 16 years agoWhy I hate Yoshi...-swareing-
Posted 16 years ago-WARNING SWEARING-...BITCHES!
He is fucking useless...all he was for me in SMW was an extra hit and a way to get across that one fucking hole...o.k. you got me with Yoshi Island but he's still a pick...all his moves suck ass in every Super Smash Bros. game...he cheats openly in every Mario Kart game JUST LIKE DONKEY KONG...I hate that fuckin monkey too...in Super Mario 64 DS his controls are ass and his fluter jump is a gay rip of of Luigi's move...his voice is just so fucking anoying...every time i hear it in a 99 min wifi Brawl i get so pissed at the person useing him...i like trap them and do the black hole glitch so he just sits there for the intire match and just watch as i throgh shit at him and use my "you suck Yoshi" taunt...in new super mario all he was is an extra hit the whole time had no point at all...he dosent even spit fire balls anymore when he eats a red shell and by the looks of it he wont be more than an extra hit in super mario galexy 2...and also...i just hate him...little bastards...and any one who is a Yoshi on FA...eeeewwwwwww....sick...but whatever
He is fucking useless...all he was for me in SMW was an extra hit and a way to get across that one fucking hole...o.k. you got me with Yoshi Island but he's still a pick...all his moves suck ass in every Super Smash Bros. game...he cheats openly in every Mario Kart game JUST LIKE DONKEY KONG...I hate that fuckin monkey too...in Super Mario 64 DS his controls are ass and his fluter jump is a gay rip of of Luigi's move...his voice is just so fucking anoying...every time i hear it in a 99 min wifi Brawl i get so pissed at the person useing him...i like trap them and do the black hole glitch so he just sits there for the intire match and just watch as i throgh shit at him and use my "you suck Yoshi" taunt...in new super mario all he was is an extra hit the whole time had no point at all...he dosent even spit fire balls anymore when he eats a red shell and by the looks of it he wont be more than an extra hit in super mario galexy 2...and also...i just hate him...little bastards...and any one who is a Yoshi on FA...eeeewwwwwww....sick...but whatever
*snikers* =3
Posted 16 years agoMy house is turning into rose red O.O
Posted 16 years agoNO JOKE! AT 4:44 A.M. yesterday my hose has a hartbeat! if you turn everything down or of and stay still you can here the house pulsing! I am not lieing as soon as i get a directinal microphone ill recoed it and up it to FA! I have 17 people that can verify it 5 are total strangers!! this is not a lie not a joke and not a thing to get attichion this is i dont know but WHOA!
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