Yes, i am officially Rule 34 years. That only happens once in a lifetime. I appreciate the birthday wishes, and i will be celebrating with a Cohiba and a bottle of Absente' brand absinthe...its about to be a good night.

Another year is gone, and i'm sitting here, sipping my Birthday Present....a bottle of Absente. Just appreciating the time i have had, and hoping i have many many more. : D If i never get around to it, here it is in advance. Happy Birthday to All of you.

go over there and wish ma Happy Birthday's and all that gay crap!....Fill His Shoutbox...To The Brim!!

.....sheep are evil

Its the one day of the year, you bunnehs cant run, when i chase you. >:Dc

Cant Wait.

https://youtu.be/XJX1XXjO3O4

XD Dem Feels....Dem Artworks

...Thats right


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Yeah i never had time to post about this. But i had gotten a job managing a fireworks tent from the 24th, thru til 2 minutes ago today. I had left on the 20th and it was sort of an ambushed "Its time to go!". So i never even had a chance to pack my essentials. Luckily, i got $10 a day for food or toiletries. And i made it work.

So yeah, the Trailer i was living in, i called the "Final Destination Trailer". The floor leaked, so i had to keep the water off until i needed to shower or wash dishes, which meant i had to walk across a field like "The Walking Dead" to turn on or off the tap. When it rained, the roof leaked onto my bed...so i slept with a bucket on my bed. No internet, no TV, and if i turned on the AC, it shorted out. Apparently, they paid $500 to remodel the inside of the camper, and all they did was rip out the carpet, and put down Self-Adhesive tiles. Outlets were exposed, half the lights didn't work...and the only thing that did, was the water heater. Imagine getting water hot enough to make tea, when you turn on the cold tap.

But i had fun. People kept asking about these unmarked explosives the last people were selling, against the law i might add. Apparently, someone was making mini sticks of black powder dynamite in that trailer....it would explain the burn holes. And it was alot of "Wake up at 6:30am, roll up tent, sit outside til 10:00pm, roll down tent, fall asleep- rinse and repeat" until the 3rd. By the 2nd, the customers picked up. Then on the 3rd, 4th and today, we got hammered. We stopped opening the box's and stacking, at one point, we just sliced the top of the box off, threw it up on the counter and shouted "Back! Back Devils!"

See, the tent i was at, their prices were suggested retail. So, a 6-piece re loadable mortar box, was $6.99. Our biggest artillery box, a 90 shot with 170 breaks, sold for $149.99. It was insanity.

.....anyways, had a fun year...and i cant wait to do it again for the Winter Season...it will be colder then =w=

It turns out, i owe my cat an apology. I now realize why she was sitting in the rain, staring at the bushes containing her dead kittens; She was grazed by a car. When we moved her into the box, to nurse the lone survivor torn from the mud, she yowled. But we had attributed that to having just given birth. Turns out, her right leg and tail were run over, dislocating her femur from her hip. I had to let her tear apart my arm, to pop her leg back into the socket. But now she is putting pressure on it, so we know it isn't broken.

The nightmare scenario is, she was going into labor, made her way back to the house in the rain, was stuck by a vehicle; and crawled thru our hedges, while giving birth at the same time. And the proof of that was found today, when i went to feed the cats this evening. One of them had dragged a maggot riddled newborn kitten carcass out of the bushes and onto the porch; a reminder of how much we fucked up.

Our mistake was, we treated this pregnancy with a little more freedom. We let her go out to her hearts content and now i have to live with two memories. Saving a half dead kitten from the mud, and having to bury its siblings....The kitten is doing famously, btw. You would never know he went thru an ordeal. He is a fat, healthy, and a mouthy little thing, named "Lucky". Its just boggling my mind; when i pulled him from the mud, he was as cold and dead as the others. But he shot to life before i set him with the others. You would NOT expect this was the same kitten....Anyways, his eyes are opening and he will soon find; he has three siblings, while a few year's older than him, still play like kittens themselves. So at-least he has a social structure to grow under.

Btw, i put a sign at the end of my street:

"TO THE MONSTER WHO
RAN OVER MY PREGNANT CAT
SLEEP WELL"




*Yes, all our cats are spade and neutered. Support your local shelter

I know cats aren't too intelligent, but when i went outside to feed the cats, i noticed Bones (our pregnant one) was no longer pregnant. Not to mention she was soaking wet from the rain, and just sitting at the edge of the hedges infront our home. She was letting the rain pelt her, catatonic like a statue.

So, i went searching all outside; normally we keep her inside when she's pregnant, but pregnancy no.3 we treated with a little more freedom. I checked our storage shed, tool shed, vehicles bays, outsides shelves, and when i returned, she was still sitting there, in the rain and staring at the bushes.

So, when i checked the bushes, there were 3 little wet bundles, dead in standing water. I pulled out the first one, and it was the most beautiful stark white kitten, and frozen from rigor. I pulled out the second one, an orange tabby, and i looked them both over as best i could. I tried drying them off and rubbing their chests to get their hearts going again, but it was no use. I figured there must be more of them in the bushes and i checked again. Thats when i saw the only other one, a dark one that sprang to life with a fury of mews when i plucked him from the dirt.

You have never seen me more frantic in my life; running like a bat outta hell to the sink, screaming for towels, washing the dirt, sticks and dead leaves from a half dead kitten. I was just so happy that one survived, i dried him off as best i could, brought his stupid mother into the house, and her maternal instincts kicked in as soon as she heard it mewing. Now its dried, feeding, and being hugged by Mama.

But, then i had to turn my attention to the two dead ones. See, we had always wanted a white cat, and after 15 years, here it was; dead. I cried for 30 minutes as i tried to revive them again. I knew they were long gone but i was hoping for a miracle, you know? Maybe kitty god would decide "Its not there time".

Eventually, i just gave into the tears, and performed my usual ritual. Which is- i do not let animals die without a name. So i wrote their names on a sheet of paper (Snowball and Marmalade), placed that on a new clean towel, put them together hugging, wrapped the cloth up, and buried them as deep as i could dig. The deeper the hole, the deeper the respect.

And even tho its not my fault, and the surviving kitten has a decent chance at making it, if i had just gone out and fed them before it rained this afternoon, they would still be alive. But no, i was lazy and wanted to wait til later after my nap. So while i slept, like a jackass, those kittens were slowly drowning in the bush. Its just hard to not see myself as the cause of their death. Whether i knew or not, had i just fed them this morning like i should have, that kitten would have had siblings

No More Rule 63 Fox McCloud In Zero Suit


...that is all

Project Rose, a Phoenix Arizona based program, is targeting 'Sex Workers' and those PERCEIVED to be 'Sex Workers', by arresting them to 'Save' them. The Arizona Police are paid BY Project Rose to pick up those they 'Suspect' of being Prostitutes, but instead of bringing them to jail; they bring them to a windowless basement at the Bethany Bible Church, IN Handcuffs, and without formal charges. "There, the sex workers were forced to meet with prosecutors, detectives, and representatives of Project ROSE, who offer a diversion program to those who qualified. Those who did not, may face months or years in jail. In the Bethany Bible Church, those arrested were not allowed to speak to lawyers. Despite the handcuffs, they were not officially “arrested” at all."

While defenders of the program claim that there is absolutely NO religious intent; and the church meerly serves as a location, they are funded by christian charities, use words like "Save", run 'Reparative Programs', and their attitudes are malevolently Victorian in nature.

Monica Jones is a Transgender Individual who was targeted by Project Rose for speaking out against it. She was arrested for "Manifesting Prostitution", a statue in the Phoenix Municipal Code that takes everything from- Starting conversations with Passerby's, to asking if someone is an undercover cop, as proof you are 'selling sex'. Something that has, in several cases, arrested individuals who were just out buying groceries.

Monica Jones has spoken out against the program, and has even come to blows with the director of the program, and was targeted when offered a ride home from her favorite bar. She was lured by an undercover cop, handcuffed, threatened, called "Him" and "It", and taken to the Bethany Bible Churches windowless basement, in handcuffs and without charge. When she was brought before the very same director whom she had come to blows with, she was in handcuffs, looked down upon and forced to watch as the Director got her retribution for (Monica Jones) speaking out against the program.

She was told she didnt qualify for the program and that she would be serving jail time, instead. She now faces trial for little more than speaking out against the program...and warning a prostitution website of the stings.

To organizations like these, those who do NOT agree to enter the program, are dismissed as 'Unrepentant Whores'. Arizona has one of the most notorious prison complex's. A literal tent city, under the sun, where the shoes of inmates melt on a daily basis. One 'sex worker', Marcia Powell, was serving two years for a $20 blowjob. She was left in an open cage out in the sun for 4 hours. Guards ignored her cries for water. Her organs failed due to exposure, and when the guards found her, she was covered in burns. No guard was ever charged with her death.

Targets of this program include: Blacks, Hispanics, Transgender and the Poor. They are denied the right to Representation, due process and a Fair Trial.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/darby.....b_4937899.html



https://www.change.org/petitions/ph.....d/sponsors/new

Yes....For it shall declare Independence from your wallet! : D

Everyone, fucker! Yeah!

These other guys, i dont really know...but Ford, Fischer and Hamill? You are not allowed to die anymore.

http://moviepilot.com/posts/2014/04/29/breaking-news-star-wars-7-cast-announced-1387219?lt_source=external%2Cshare_fb#!GCltI

Yeah, its ma birthday....>w> its the usual for me...owO Chinese Food and Goldshlager

Why is this such a big deal? Imagine if you had to serve food to the most knit picky ppl on the planet. Who demand, bark at you and sit in judgement of you, while holding you up to talk about 'The Lord', while other tables are waiting on service. When you make $2 an hour and survive on tips to pay your bills, rent and food. And then to receive things like THIS as a tip: http://mikeduran.com/wp-content/upl.....2-1023x477.jpg

The one that made me "lol" was the family who thought the waiters service was EXCELLENT, but refused to pay him because he was gay, and "Queers" dont share in the 'wealth' of god. Its a little disturbing most Christians are attributing Gods Will to money...maybe its all they really pray to

Skip to 2:45

https://youtu.be/JmuwMZbf1Es



Further Reading:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/justi.....usaolp00000009
http://thebitchywaiter.blogspot.com.....sus-money.html


Personal note: Dont get it twisted, i was born into a Christian Family and became a Permanent Agnostic later in life. But i still believe Jesus Christ himself would leave %20.

I know its weird, but does anyone have the Emulator for the 3Ds and Pokemon Y....or X, i will take either. Personally im curious...(but i still wantz itz T ~ T)

5 Mins in and i have never smiled this hard in my life...its like reliving my past! Way better than that carajo with Ash Ketchum

https://youtu.be/uU9K024gAow



Edit: So i just finished the 4 parter...i enjoyed it! I mean, i DO see what they did thar. They compress Red and Blue into 2 hours, the entire story line with a few things cut out, the rest in pre-and-post flashbacks, and at the end; introduced Mega Evolution (For X and Y) as the tool to power up a pokemon (as seen when Red uses it to capture Mew-Two...who im glad doesnt TALK this time). I DID have a laugh at the end as Mew is flying by...kinda like "Oh Shit!"

When i first began playing DayZ, i used knowledge i gained from youtube videos, to jump straight in the deep end. Unfortunately, i started to drown, because WATCHING someone learn to swim, is no substitute for learning yourself. That sums up my first month of DayZ. I made many mistakes, both in gearing wrong and trusting ppl i shouldnt have. I jumped from server to server, trying new things out. But after 387 hours in 2 months, i finally found a server i like. : D Its a Clan Wars server, with extreme AI. I gotta admit it has alot of perks i really love, but hardcore pvp'rs HATE. Its no PVP, extreme AI, extreme zombies, custom loadouts, Clan War supported visible nameplates, towing, rMod enabled, crosshairs, self bloodbagging, 600+ vehicles, 120 different guns. And they currently run two servers, both PVP and NONE PVP.

I know alot of you are thinking "Wheres the challenge if everone is working together"...really? XD Yeah we work together but everything else on the map is trying to kill us.

Anyways, i had been with our clan, LFDT, for about two weeks when i suggested- we should merge with the clan we have been in an alliance with...WOLF. And today we finally got our new base. I dont understand why but there was a debate about mixing vehicles, so the clan base is like a mirrored version of itself. I got some screens and my Debugged stats. : D

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/mt0jww3c.....20b/T3MXHryedD

Thanks to  miros, i got to play DayZ for the first time today. I swear, when he gifted it to me (The ARMA II Combined Operations Pack), my penis went Super Saiyan... I had been up for 8 hours after 3 hours of sleep, i waited til i got Arrowhead installing and i passed out. And while i slept, i litterally DREAMED about playing DayZ. So when i woke up, i installed, patched and finally jumped in...excited. So for those who play, you start with a pistol and maybe 3 clips for it.

I take off running along the coast and i find an industrial building. I crawl along to it and i see 3 Zombehs in a double doorway, one looks at me, immediatly closes the door and then somehow punches me thru the closed door. I immediately go Bambi mode, get up, take off running and after turning around, theres only one zombie chasing me. I shoot him in the face and he doesn't drop...i shoot two more times and no drop...i empty the rest of the clip and finally, the fucker drops....1 mag down and nothing to show for it. So, my first bandaging and clip gone, i just hightail it the other way.

Run further down the coast, then over a huge hill to see whats on the other side and wouldnt you know it! A town, i think "YAY! EPIC LOOTS TIME!". I circle around the town, litterally wait for zombies to 'pat' around me, finally get into a building and theres scrap metal, 1 m1911 magazine and empty cans everywhere...i grab the mag and walk out, only to get ganked by zombies. After a fight for my life, i finally made it out of town. I used a morphine, Pain Killers, All my ammo, a soda and my can of beans with...again...nothing to show for it.

I think "Gah! This is going south real fa- Hey!" And i finally see my first ever player. He runs right up to me and yells "Dont move, i swear to god, dont mo-" and i see him drop infront of me. Im thinking "Da fuk?", so i immediatly go prone and, finally, i hear shots ring out. They land all around me but not on me. I hear atleast 3 different types of shots ring out but none are on me anymore. So i get up and sprint like a bitch.

After all that, im down to 3,000 blood, everything is going mono-color on me...i have 1 can of soda, 2 blood bags, ammo for a gun i dont have and im about to starve....This is about the time i realised how to switch to my hatchet, so i finally have a weapon in my hand...i down a Zombie and YAY! It had a Can of Pasta! *BOOM HEADSHOT!!!*....Foxeh is dead.

XD What an adventure! Im gonna read up on good keybind setups and jump back in later...maybe take up a lower pop server :P

Epic...Huge...Massive shout out to  miros who just gifted me the Arma II Combined Operations pack thru steam; so i can finally play DayZ. Something i have been wanting to do for the longest time. I have no words to describe how happy i am or how much i owe him. The fact all i can do is just throw out a journal is, quite frankly, an insult. If i could, i would be hugging his ankle...or massaging his back...or letting him molest me XD. I know it probably sounds juvenile, but ever since i stumbled upon Frankie play DayZ on Youtube; i have been absorbed with the game. When im at my computer, i literally let his videos auto-play in the BG while i do other things. His videos acting as commentary for my room. Again,  miros, don't be modest about this, dude. Remind me always that i fuggin owe you, man!

These are Frankies vids, that got me so hooked.
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?lis.....T3KTdZ6szpBYSZ

And for those interested in the sale, its still going on for 30+ hours:
http://store.steampowered.com/sub/4638/


Jackfrags
Frankie
Devildoggamer

I cant wait to get murdered by these ppl for a can of beans. And lemme just end this with Frankies closing words "I'll see you...in the next chapter"....*uncharacteristically joyful squee*

After this video was released, her Twitter, Youtube, Reddit and Instragram was deleted. She is now popular all over the country thanks to the Daily Show. She has no job, the company she USED to work for is releasing a press statement apologizing for being ASSOCIATED with her. And now thanks to her, no one named Taylor Chapman will be able to get a job anywhere in this country. Really? Calling someone a Sand Nigger cuz they didnt give you a receipt?! What! A! Bitch! Oh, and her BF is a criminal...i hope he beats her before he leaves her XD

We are all aware of this phenomenon called Trolling and how aggrivateing it can be to those who not only have to deal with it, but witness it first hand. Today, we see how innocent and harmless things, like comments and pictures, bring out the worst in our so-called peers. Trolls do not troll because it makes them feel better, rather; They know the ppl they are offending couldnt possibly find out where they live and curb stomp them to death infront of their mothers. So, today, i have a healthy 1 step guide. It will not only help you not to troll, but it will also help you deal with trolls.

Step 1: If you have something unkind to say about something or someone; KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!

Amung other things, im tired of seeing innocent banter between friends or associates on FA being construed as Trolling. Thats a conversation between two ppl you have no right butting into. Keep out of other peoples businesses and you will be alot happier.

If you ARE a troll and you enjoyed this guide, you may also enjoy my 'Guide for the Advanced Troll' entitled 'Go Fuck Yourself'.



[Disclaimer] This is not targetted at any one specific person. There is nothing subliminal in what i said. It should be taken at face value. If you ARE infact a troll, i need not worry because you would not have gotten this far into the reading. Thank you to all my watchers, those who favorite mine and Mato's stuff. I genuinely love you all...but fuck Trolls