I come home from work today, and what does the computer throw in my face? A big FUCK YOU. The internet connection decided to crap out. So, I go downstairs, as that is where the internet cable is located. I'm used to this, as the cable is a piece of shit, and falls out at the slightest touch. I push all the wires into the router, as I forget which one is the internet. I come back upstairs, and the internet is still disconnected. Mix and repeated me going back and forth about 10 times, but stubbing my toe on the 6th time and having pain for the next hour. So, I give up and go onto my laptop and sit in the living room. I have Steam on my laptop, and I leave the computer running. As I'm chatting, I start to hear beeps coming from my room. I go in, and the intternet is still disconnected. It couldn't be my laptop, as the speakers are broken on it.

Either my computer HATES me, or it's just being a dick and just wanted to do it for the shits and giggles.

TL;DR My internet crapped out and on laptop now.

I just needed to vent my rage out. Writing a lot soothes my mind.

I hatin' him


HepititisPencilPunch: well close them permanently
Skiddy The Tancoon: Shut up it's Styx
HepititisPencilPunch: then youll always be in paradise
HepititisPencilPunch: i dont give a shit
HepititisPencilPunch: :)
HepititisPencilPunch: me = :)
Skiddy The Tancoon: You should, Styx is awesome
Skiddy The Tancoon: >:(
HepititisPencilPunch: you = :(
intox. JOE: Is that what that song is
Skiddy The Tancoon: no
intox. JOE: styx
intox. JOE: Sounds awesome
Skiddy The Tancoon: me = >:(
Skiddy The Tancoon: No
Skiddy The Tancoon: It's the band
intox. JOE: Ohh
Skiddy The Tancoon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV1v6FmB4P0
HepititisPencilPunch: you can be >:( youre still a fucking sick fuck psycho fag
Skiddy The Tancoon: cry some more
HepititisPencilPunch: if i see a furfag i swear to god ima push him over and drive away
intox. JOE: And you wonder why you dont get admin :P
Skiddy The Tancoon: :V
HepititisPencilPunch: well hes not allowed to ban
intox. JOE: no, hes allowed
HepititisPencilPunch: and i just want you to do something bout edli
intox. JOE: He just has great self-restraint
HepititisPencilPunch: nope not wall spam
intox. JOE: He is a Tancoon, after all
Skiddy The Tancoon: Yeah, just because I have different tastes thatn other people means I can't ban
Skiddy The Tancoon: Pfft
Skiddy The Tancoon: *Than
HepititisPencilPunch: yeah just cause youre a furfag doesnt mean the rules apply to you
intox. JOE: Also this song is epic
HepititisPencilPunch: pffftsdkljfhjk,daS
Skiddy The Tancoon: Yeah, so I just wall spam 24/7
HepititisPencilPunch: *pfft
Skiddy The Tancoon: Even though I haven't done that in the last 5 min.
HepititisPencilPunch: yeah so i dont and get banned for being here by edli
intox. JOE: ❾❾❾❾❾❾❾❾❾❾❾❾❾❾❾❾❾❾❾❾❾❾❾❾❾❾❾❾❾❾❾❾
intox. JOE: whoops
HepititisPencilPunch: HERE
HepititisPencilPunch: POINT IS
intox. JOE: CAPTURED
intox. JOE: BY THE SPY
intox. JOE: HES ON THE POINT
HepititisPencilPunch: i laugh when i see youre kind
Skiddy The Tancoon: Laugh all you fucking want
Skiddy The Tancoon: Not gonna change anything
HepititisPencilPunch: if they are ever in my area ill push them down and they wont be able to get up beacause theyre in the faggot suit
ShockbattMatt is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Skiddy The Tancoon: Have fun
HepititisPencilPunch: thanks man i will!
intox. JOE: You know some people like animals for the sake of liking nature >.>
HepititisPencilPunch: :D:D:D:D:D:D
ShockbattMatt: ❾
intox. JOE: ❾
HepititisPencilPunch: yeah but when you start fucking them its kinda weird
ShockbattMatt: ❾
Skiddy The Tancoon: I'll be the one laughing when you're wasting your time when you could be working a great job or spending time with family
intox. JOE: ❾
HepititisPencilPunch: plus if he takes offense he shudnt be here
HepititisPencilPunch: you let 3rd reichers in
ShockbattMatt is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Skiddy The Tancoon: YES I'M GONNA BAWW JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF ME
HepititisPencilPunch: oh hahaha
intox. JOE: The third reichers are actually much more behaved
HepititisPencilPunch: you dont think i have a job?
intox. JOE: They usually spend thier whole time trying to spread the word of facism
intox. JOE: and were like "LOL @ U" to them
intox. JOE: and then they start leaving
Skiddy The Tancoon: If you spend your time on the internet trolling and flaming
Skiddy The Tancoon: It's either a shit job or you're just lieing
HepititisPencilPunch: O.O
HepititisPencilPunch: smart furfag is smart
HepititisPencilPunch: im in the process
HepititisPencilPunch: so you should see alot less of me
HepititisPencilPunch: problem is
HepititisPencilPunch: small town with large pop. makes little job oenings
HepititisPencilPunch: so ima just start bugging the hell out of them
Skiddy The Tancoon: k
HepititisPencilPunch: funny thing is is that thats how you get a job
HepititisPencilPunch: what about you?
HepititisPencilPunch: you trying?
Skiddy The Tancoon: I've already got a job, numbnuts
intox. JOE: lol
HepititisPencilPunch: o rly
HepititisPencilPunch: wheres that?
Skiddy The Tancoon: Gamestop
HepititisPencilPunch: the fag factory?
HepititisPencilPunch: YOU GOT...
intox. JOE: So anyway, This whole thing started Heptitis when you decided to insult Skiddys music
HepititisPencilPunch: BATTLE TOADS?!
intox. JOE: You then insulted him directly
intox. JOE: and continued to do so
HepititisPencilPunch: IDC
Skiddy The Tancoon: Yes, I got the fucking battle toads
intox. JOE: I dont see what kind of joy you get out of senseless attacks
HepititisPencilPunch: I WANT MAH BTTLETOADS
HepititisPencilPunch: O RLY?
Skiddy The Tancoon: We have a fucking pile
Skiddy The Tancoon: Go have sex with them
HepititisPencilPunch: Y U NO SHARE?!
HepititisPencilPunch: NO THATS WHAT YOU DO
intox. JOE: Skiddy, Take this
intox. JOE *Hands skiddy a fully loaded Luger*
intox. JOE: Use if nessescary
intox. JOE: Ill be back in a bit
Skiddy The Tancoon: Mewnny tanks
HepititisPencilPunch: on self
Skiddy The Tancoon: Menny
Skiddy The Tancoon: Tanks
ShockbattMatt is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
HepititisPencilPunch: just point at head and activate
HepititisPencilPunch: ill be there if it doesnt do job k?
HepititisPencilPunch: also
Skiddy The Tancoon: Too bad it's got a gold bullet that's only useful on trolls
intox. JOE: well
intox. JOE: let me test it
intox. JOE: stand still
HepititisPencilPunch was kicked by intox. JOE.
intox. JOE: works
Skiddy The Tancoon: Nice shot, comrade
intox. JOE: Bleh
intox. JOE: Im sorry about that
intox. JOE: I really don't understand some people.
Skiddy The Tancoon: It's fine
intox. JOE: What kind of a joy can one get out of trolling
HepititisPencilPunch entered chat.
HepititisPencilPunch: oic
intox. JOE: Thanks, it works
HepititisPencilPunch: I C WAT U DID THAR
intox. JOE: ❾
HepititisPencilPunch: YOU HAS 7 BULLETS LEFT
Skiddy The Tancoon: They're just pricks who have nothing better to do then troll people like me all day long because their life is shit as it is
HepititisPencilPunch: AND NO XTRA CLIPS
HepititisPencilPunch: YUP
HepititisPencilPunch: MY LIFE SUCKS MAN
Skiddy The Tancoon: We know
HepititisPencilPunch: 4TH OF JULY IS HERE JUST WENT TO A PARTY YESTERDAY
intox. JOE: In case you have not noticed, The entire flipping country is doinga bit sucky right now
HepititisPencilPunch: END OF SCHOOL
HepititisPencilPunch: HOW COULD LIFE BE ANYWORSE
intox. JOE: ...
intox. JOE: ITS JUN.
intox. JOE: JUNE
HepititisPencilPunch: ID HAVE TO BE A FURFAGGOT
intox. JOE: ❾
HepititisPencilPunch: I NO
Skiddy The Tancoon: I fucking laugh at his trolling
HepititisPencilPunch: 4TH OF JULY IS COMING
HepititisPencilPunch: I MAKE BIG BOMBS
intox. JOE: BUT ITS JUNE.
HepititisPencilPunch: srs time
intox. JOE: MY CALENDER SAYS "JUNE"

I need a reference, but I'm too shit at drawing animals to do one

What to do

Whatever, I'm off to game some moar.

I've fallen in love again

Alex Mercer: Backz.
๖ۣۜ{WM}ۣۜ๖ ڨasøn: wb
๖ۣۜ{WM}ۣۜ๖ ڨasøn turns you into a girl
Skiddy The Tancoon: My dog just faceplanted into the wall while chasing the cat
Skiddy The Tancoon: I laughed
Skiddy The Tancoon: Hard
Alex Mercer mreeps at her new form, curvy
Alex Mercer: Mreep~!
Skiddy The Tancoon: :D
Alex Mercer covers her lady parts.
Skiddy The Tancoon: :l
Alex Mercer: I'm not meant to be a girl!
๖ۣۜ{WM}ۣۜ๖ ڨasøn turns you back into a boy
Alex Mercer looks down....
Alex Mercer: Girl please kthx.
Skiddy The Tancoon: :D
Alex Mercer: x3
Skiddy The Tancoon: Hm
Alex Mercer transforms himself into a girl, her new curvy body glistening in the sun x3.
Skiddy The Tancoon: I never knew I had no friends in this group D:
Skiddy The Tancoon: Also
Skiddy The Tancoon: :D
Alex Mercer: :D
Skiddy The Tancoon: :D
Alex Mercer wiggles her butt in front of skiddy "Oh hai daer :3"
๖ۣۜ{WM}ۣۜ๖ ڨasøn yawns and sits in the corner
Skiddy The Tancoon stares
Skiddy The Tancoon: :D
Alex Mercer strips off her top :3
Skiddy The Tancoon: :DDDD
๖ۣۜ{WM}ۣۜ๖ ڨasøn glances over then looks back down at the floor
Alex Mercer runs topless! :D
Skiddy The Tancoon: :D!
Alex Mercer: ...
Alex Mercer looks over at Jason and pounces him, still topless x3
Alex Mercer: Oh hai daer :3
๖ۣۜ{WM}ۣۜ๖ ڨasøn looks up "yo"
Alex Mercer tilthead.
Alex Mercer 's breasts go jigglejigglejigglejigglejiggle
Alex Mercer: Skiddeh, btw, why you makin :D.
Skiddy The Tancoon: Because I'm :D right now by these turn of events
๖ۣۜ{WM}ۣۜ๖ ڨasøn yawns and looks back up at you "can i help you?"
Alex Mercer: ...Yuu have a crush on meh?
Alex Mercer :O's
Skiddy The Tancoon: f
Alex Mercer giggles
Skiddy The Tancoon: -.-
Skiddy The Tancoon glances around the room, not looking at Alex
Alex Mercer: Exactly... x3
Alex Mercer gets up.
Alex Mercer: Iiiiiii had a feelin'. x3
Skiddy The Tancoon: ....
Alex Mercer folds her arms.
Alex Mercer: Go figure.
Skiddy The Tancoon: ;.;
๖ۣۜ{WM}ۣۜ๖ ڨasøn sits up
Alex Mercer: Skiddeh, you coony, you can't hide it x3
Skiddy The Tancoon: ...Urgh ;.;
Alex Mercer smirks
๖ۣۜ{WM}ۣۜ๖ ڨasøn reads his book
Alex Mercer: Bweehheeheeh
Alex Mercer curls up.
Skiddy The Tancoon: ...I'm hating myself right now
Skiddy The Tancoon: ;.;
Alex Mercer: why's that? :3
Skiddy The Tancoon: I don't really know
Skiddy The Tancoon: ;.;
Alex Mercer: ....x3

fffff :c

Venom.bnk: I I am using notepad us. It is flying two youths. You can write simple notes with fans.
Translation: "I am using notepad. It is fun to use. You can write simple notes with it.
{ BBJD } Mr.Magoo: ???
{ BBJD } Mr.Magoo: What language is this?
[*SpoonFullOfSugar*]: ENGLISH
[*SpoonFullOfSugar*]: :D
Venom.bnk: I'm using Vista Speech Recognition
Venom.bnk: and it's fucking my sentences up really badly
[*SpoonFullOfSugar*]: HAHAHA
{ BBJD } Mr.Magoo: O
{ BBJD } Mr.Magoo: I love doing that!
Venom.bnk: I heats speech recognition be closed its a very buggy
Translation: I hate Speech Recognition because it's very buggy.
[*SpoonFullOfSugar*] left chat.
GuitarGuy: H4X
Venom.bnk: Im using this the speech recognition to show you how bloody this
Venom.bnk: Translation: I'm using Vista Speech Recognition to show you how buggy it is.
revan707th: Lol
revan707th: it knows its stupid


He's using notepad while it flies with two youths. It's even simpler if you use it with fans.

I just noticed I had over 100 page views

BIG ART PROJECT TIME :D

Skiddy The Tancoon: oh god
Skiddy The Tancoon: : help furries stole my name
Skiddy The Tancoon: oh awesome
: I AM THE BLANK GHOST
: ~)~
  
  
  
  
  
  
/me  
: :(
Skiddy The Tancoon: D:

WHICH ONE OF YOU STOLE HIS NAME
GIVE IT BACK
I dun wanna be trolled by him anymore ;.;

Not again


[MRF] Sparky has changed their name to [MRF] Billy Mays.
[MRF] Billy Mays: I guarantee it!
eezmde »SilVEr_DrAgOn_Ҳ: hahaha
intox. JOE: Can somebody explain this update to me
intox. JOE: "Fixed getting a real target ID on an enemy Spy that's disguised as one of your teammates if you are disguised as an enemy."
[MRF] Rick Astley: neva gonna run around and desert youuuuu
[MRF] Billy Mays: I guarantee it!
intox. JOE: An ID for an enemy spys thats desgusied as a friend if YOU are DESGUISED as an ENEMY
intox. JOE: wat
[MRF] Billy Mays: Are you on the ball?
[MRF] Billy Mays: Get on the ball!
eezmde »SilVEr_DrAgOn_Ҳ: omg i just googled to see who billy mays ways i nearly went blind in horror
eezmde »SilVEr_DrAgOn_Ҳ: falls back on chair
eezmde »SilVEr_DrAgOn_Ҳ: dies
[MRF] Rick Astley has changed their name to [MRF] George Lucas.
[MRF] Billy Mays: That's right!
[MRF] George Lucas: This is the beginning of the end for Anakin
Solidus Moose: wat
[MRF] Billy Mays: I guarantee it!
eezmde »SilVEr_DrAgOn_Ҳ: ha
intox. JOE: GEORGE LUCAS
intox. JOE: YOU FU#% INDIANA JONES WITH THE STUPID ALIEN PLOT
intox. JOE: YOU MUST DIE.
Solidus Moose: lol
eezmde »SilVEr_DrAgOn_Ҳ: stop making star wars pleaseeeeeeeeeee
[MRF] Billy Mays: That's right!
intox. JOE *Unsheathes a machete*
eezmde »SilVEr_DrAgOn_Ҳ: you fucked indiana jonessssssssss
eezmde »SilVEr_DrAgOn_Ҳ: for money
[MRF] Billy Mays: That's right!
[MRF] George Lucas: He payed well
eezmde »SilVEr_DrAgOn_Ҳ: how could you
intox. JOE *Places machete in left hand and Unsheathes a second machete*
intox. JOE: LETS DO THIS
[MRF] Billy Mays whips out a detergent ball launcher
[MRF] George Lucas has changed their name to [MRF] George Walker Bush.
[MRF] Billy Mays: Bring it!
eezmde »SilVEr_DrAgOn_Ҳ: holds plastic bag in left puts on floor holds knife in right lets do this
[MRF] George Walker Bush: W-what the hell? how'd I get here?
[MRF] Billy Mays: That's right!
intox. JOE *Throws both machetes at the W.*
eezmde »SilVEr_DrAgOn_Ҳ: tell me what the size of the shoe was
eezmde »SilVEr_DrAgOn_Ҳ: that was spinning at you
intox. JOE: rofl
[MRF] Billy Mays fires a detergant ball at George Bush
[MRF] George Walker Bush: AAAAHHHHH, Laura, let's get outta here!

eezmde »SilVEr_DrAgOn_Ҳ: looked like a good PAIR
[MRF] Billy Mays: That's right!
[MRF] George Walker Bush has changed their name to [MRF] DICK Cheney.
eezmde »SilVEr_DrAgOn_Ҳ: was it shoe lases or felcrow
[MRF] Billy Mays: That's right!
eezmde »SilVEr_DrAgOn_Ҳ: need to know
[MRF] DICK Cheney: /̵͇̿/'̿-̅-̅-̅'' *accidental shooting*
[MRF] DICK Cheney: oops sorry
eezmde »SilVEr_DrAgOn_Ҳ: cant have accidental shooting
eezmde »SilVEr_DrAgOn_Ҳ: you shot your self
eezmde »SilVEr_DrAgOn_Ҳ: end of
eezmde »SilVEr_DrAgOn_Ҳ: hahahaahha
rkdwlsgh44 entered chat.
intox. JOE: (O_o)----/̵͇̿/'̿-̅-̅-̅''
eezmde »SilVEr_DrAgOn_Ҳ: /̵͇̿/'̿-̅-̅-̅'' *BANG* *BANG*, I shot you down"
/̵͇̿/'̿-̅-̅-̅'' *BANG* *BANG*, you hit the ground"
/̵͇̿/'̿-̅-̅-̅'' *BANG* *BANG* that awful sound"
/̵͇̿/'̿-̅-̅-̅'' *BANG* *BANG* I used to shoot you down"
[MRF] Billy Mays: And if you call now, you'll also get a second shooting, absoutely free!
Edli.avi: black man
intox. JOE: (O_o)---/̵͇̿/'̿-̅-̅-̅'===

---

D
Edli.avi: in a white man town
Edli.avi: he's got trouble
rkdwlsgh44: 제길...
Edli.avi: get in his way he's gonna cut you down
[MRF] DICK Cheney: *notices bullet wounds*
Edli.avi: takin ofver
Edli.avi: he can rap
Edli.avi: he can shoot
Edli.avi: ddont take nothin from nobody

[MRF] Billy Mays: Are you on the ball?
[MRF] Billy Mays: Get on the ball!
Skiddy The Tancoon: Don't
Skiddy The Tancoon: Even start
Solidus Moose: If by ball you mean testicles, and if by testicles you mean ball,
Solidus Moose: then yes.
Solidus Moose: Yes I am on the ball.
BigHeadBrandon left chat.
Solidus Moose: So Skiddy, before I ask, what are your favorite classes to play as?
[MRF] Billy Mays: I guaruntee it!
Skiddy The Tancoon: f
[MRF] Billy Mays: It's so easy, even your kids can do launcry!
[MRF] Billy Mays: laundry*
Skiddy The Tancoon: They love doing launcry
Skiddy The Tancoon: They launcry their eyes out
[MRF] Billy Mays: I guaruntee it!
Solidus Moose: K
Skiddy The Tancoon: HE GUARENTEES HE CAN MAKE YOUR KIDS CRY
[MRF] Billy Mays: I guaruntee it!
Solidus Moose: DO YOU GUARAN-DAMN-TEE IT?!
[MRF] Billy Mays: That's right!
Капитан Pizzie entered chat.
Капитан Pizzie: ehhh
Skiddy The Tancoon: HE GUARAN-FUCKING-TEES IT
[MRF] Billy Mays: That's right!
Solidus Moose: SOLD
[MRF] Billy Mays: That's right!
intox. JOE entered chat.
[MRF] Billy Mays: Get on the ball!
intox. JOE: Hallo
[MRF] Billy Mays: Are you on the ball?
Skiddy The Tancoon: Get on Billy Mays Balls
intox. JOE: FOR ONLY 19.99
[MRF] Billy Mays: Get on the ball!
Капитан Pizzie: bah, joe, you make too many people admins
Solidus Moose: lol
[MRF] Billy Mays: That's right!
[MRF] Billy Mays: For only 19.99!
Skiddy The Tancoon: Billy, are you an idiot
Solidus Moose: lol
[MRF] Billy Mays: It's insta-admin!
[MRF] Billy Mays: For only 19.99!
intox. JOE: JUST APPLY, AND LET IT DRY!
Капитан Pizzie: Sparky, are you done
[MRF] Billy Mays: I guaruntee it!
Капитан Pizzie: good
Капитан Pizzie: now prove it
[MRF] Billy Mays: That's right!
Капитан Pizzie: thought so
Капитан Pizzie: fucking trolls and their stupidity
Solidus Moose: hahaha
Solidus Moose: that was funny
[MRF] Billy Mays has changed their name to [MRF] Sparky.
Solidus Moose: "now prove it" "TAHT'S RIGHT!"
[MRF] Sparky: K I'm done now

I'm gonna be uploading a lot, as I hosted all of my work on Imageshack.