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Posted 12 years agoStirrin up shit with simple minds
Posted 12 years agoWatch. It's worth it!
The Melancholy death of Applebloom
Posted 12 years agoDark, dark humor.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/416.....of-apple-bloom
Thanks to
DreadDenimPirate. I've found some very strange reading from her journals!
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/416.....of-apple-bloom
Thanks to
DreadDenimPirate. I've found some very strange reading from her journals!......and now for somthing completely different,.........
Posted 14 years agoThe Awesome Aussie 
patpahootie sent me this, and made my day with it!
The original UK 'Top Gear' is fun, but after a while Jeremy's America bashing gives me a headache.
I really lost respect for his opinion when he trashed my Aussie Falcon in the film 'Love the Beast'. Sure, a $350,000 exotic is nice, but for the rest of us who work hard, a crappy Mustang or a Datsun 620 will just have to do.
I watch the show for James May. A sense of humor goes a long way!
patpahootie sent me this, and made my day with it!The original UK 'Top Gear' is fun, but after a while Jeremy's America bashing gives me a headache.
I really lost respect for his opinion when he trashed my Aussie Falcon in the film 'Love the Beast'. Sure, a $350,000 exotic is nice, but for the rest of us who work hard, a crappy Mustang or a Datsun 620 will just have to do.
I watch the show for James May. A sense of humor goes a long way!
Rats, Rods, and Rock 'n' Roll!!!!!!!!
Posted 14 years ago
strawberrypawIn the trunk of the Cadillac, at the bottom of Lake Erie,...
Posted 14 years agoThis is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody’s job.
Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody’s job.
Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
Modern Literature
Posted 14 years agoRemember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are from
Venus"? Here's a
prime example offered by an English professor from the
University of
Phoenix from a class exercise.
"Today we will experiment with a new form called the
tandem story. The
process is simple. Each person will pair off with the
person sitting to
his or her immediate right. As homework tonight, one
of you will write
the first paragraph of a short story. You will e-mail
your partner that
paragraph and send another copy to me. The partner
will read the first
paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story
and send it back
also sending another copy to me. The first person will
then add a third
paragraph, and so on back and forth. Remember to
re-read what has been
written each time in order to keep the story coherent.
There is to be
absolutely NO talking outside of the e-mails and
anything you wish to
say must be written in the e-mail. The story is over
when both agree a
conclusion has been reached."
The following was actually turned in by two of my
English students:
Rebecca (last name deleted), and Gary (last name
deleted).
THE STORY:
(first paragraph by Rebecca)
At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she
wanted. The
chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy
evenings at home, now
reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in
happier times, that he
liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all
costs, keep her mind
off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if
she thought about
him too much her asthma started acting up again. So
chamomile was out
of the question.
(second paragraph by Gary)
Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the
attack squadron
now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things
to think about
than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo
named Laurie with
whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago.
"A.S. Harris to
Geostation 17, he said into his transgalactic
communicator. "Polar
orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..."
But before he could
sign off a bluish particle beam flashed out of nowhere
and blasted a
hole through his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the
direct hit sent
him flying out of his seat and across the cockpit.
(Rebecca)
He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but
not before he felt
one last pang of regret for psychologically
brutalizing the one woman
who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards,
Earth stopped its
pointless hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of
Skylon 4.
"Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and
Space Travel,"
Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news
simultaneously
excited her and bored her. She stared out the window,
dreaming of her
youth, when the days had passed unhurriedly and
carefree, with no
newspapers to read, no television to distract her from
her sense of
innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around
her. "Why must one
lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered
wistfully.
(Gary)
Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds
to live.
Thousands of miles above the city, the Anu'udrian
mothership launched
the first of its lithium fusion missiles. The
dim-witted wimpy
peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace
Disarmament Treaty
through the congress had left Earth a defenseless
target for the
hostile alien empires who were determined to destroy
the human race.
Within two hours after the passage of the treaty the
Anu'udrian ships
were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to
pulverize the
entire planet. With no one to stop them, they swiftly
initiated their
diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile entered
the atmosphere
unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret Mobile
submarine
headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam,
felt the
inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized poor,
stupid, Laurie
and 85 million other Americans. The President slammed
his fist on the
conference table. "We can't allow this! I'm going to
veto that treaty!
Let's blow 'em out of the sky!"
(Rebecca)
This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of
literature. My
writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic
semi-literate adolescent.
(Gary)
Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic
whose attempts at
writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh
shall I have
chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of
FUCKING TEA??? Oh no,
I'm such an air headed bimbo who reads too many
Danielle Steele
novels."
(Rebecca)
Asshole.
(Gary)
Bitch.
(Rebecca)
Dick!
(Gary)
Slut.
(Rebecca)
Get a life.
(Gary)
Eat shit.
(Rebecca)
FUCK off - YOU NEANDERTHAL!!!
(Gary)
Go drink some tea - Bitch!
(TEACHER)
A+
I really liked this one. Only group to get an A.
Venus"? Here's a
prime example offered by an English professor from the
University of
Phoenix from a class exercise.
"Today we will experiment with a new form called the
tandem story. The
process is simple. Each person will pair off with the
person sitting to
his or her immediate right. As homework tonight, one
of you will write
the first paragraph of a short story. You will e-mail
your partner that
paragraph and send another copy to me. The partner
will read the first
paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story
and send it back
also sending another copy to me. The first person will
then add a third
paragraph, and so on back and forth. Remember to
re-read what has been
written each time in order to keep the story coherent.
There is to be
absolutely NO talking outside of the e-mails and
anything you wish to
say must be written in the e-mail. The story is over
when both agree a
conclusion has been reached."
The following was actually turned in by two of my
English students:
Rebecca (last name deleted), and Gary (last name
deleted).
THE STORY:
(first paragraph by Rebecca)
At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she
wanted. The
chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy
evenings at home, now
reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in
happier times, that he
liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all
costs, keep her mind
off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if
she thought about
him too much her asthma started acting up again. So
chamomile was out
of the question.
(second paragraph by Gary)
Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the
attack squadron
now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things
to think about
than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo
named Laurie with
whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago.
"A.S. Harris to
Geostation 17, he said into his transgalactic
communicator. "Polar
orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..."
But before he could
sign off a bluish particle beam flashed out of nowhere
and blasted a
hole through his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the
direct hit sent
him flying out of his seat and across the cockpit.
(Rebecca)
He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but
not before he felt
one last pang of regret for psychologically
brutalizing the one woman
who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards,
Earth stopped its
pointless hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of
Skylon 4.
"Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and
Space Travel,"
Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news
simultaneously
excited her and bored her. She stared out the window,
dreaming of her
youth, when the days had passed unhurriedly and
carefree, with no
newspapers to read, no television to distract her from
her sense of
innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around
her. "Why must one
lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered
wistfully.
(Gary)
Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds
to live.
Thousands of miles above the city, the Anu'udrian
mothership launched
the first of its lithium fusion missiles. The
dim-witted wimpy
peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace
Disarmament Treaty
through the congress had left Earth a defenseless
target for the
hostile alien empires who were determined to destroy
the human race.
Within two hours after the passage of the treaty the
Anu'udrian ships
were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to
pulverize the
entire planet. With no one to stop them, they swiftly
initiated their
diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile entered
the atmosphere
unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret Mobile
submarine
headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam,
felt the
inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized poor,
stupid, Laurie
and 85 million other Americans. The President slammed
his fist on the
conference table. "We can't allow this! I'm going to
veto that treaty!
Let's blow 'em out of the sky!"
(Rebecca)
This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of
literature. My
writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic
semi-literate adolescent.
(Gary)
Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic
whose attempts at
writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh
shall I have
chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of
FUCKING TEA??? Oh no,
I'm such an air headed bimbo who reads too many
Danielle Steele
novels."
(Rebecca)
Asshole.
(Gary)
Bitch.
(Rebecca)
Dick!
(Gary)
Slut.
(Rebecca)
Get a life.
(Gary)
Eat shit.
(Rebecca)
FUCK off - YOU NEANDERTHAL!!!
(Gary)
Go drink some tea - Bitch!
(TEACHER)
A+
I really liked this one. Only group to get an A.
Born to Destroy!
Posted 15 years agoI've been wrecking cars in 'Crash up derby' since high school.
It's the most fun you can have with your clothes on, and i can say that i've put a dent in every American car made between 1960 and 1980.
Not many guys can say that.
But this, gives me 'wet panties'!
It's the most fun you can have with your clothes on, and i can say that i've put a dent in every American car made between 1960 and 1980.
Not many guys can say that.
But this, gives me 'wet panties'!
Another meme!
Posted 15 years agoThis looked fun. Stolen from 
montecarlo87
1) – Do you and your "fursona" look alike?
Skillet is a 'toony' chinchilla version of myself. A scrawny, potbellied, tattooed, drunken, whoring, trashbag.
2) – Do you and your "fursona" share attires?
No. I wear clothes.
3) – Do you share the same sexuality as your fursona?
Skillet loves 'pussy' and so do i. We chase it constantly.
4) – If you hadn’t already made your fursona look like you, if you changed he/she to look more like you, how would you think he/she would look?
More tattoo's, less 'fluff'. (Ink looks funny on fur)
5) – Did you work hard to develop your fursona?
Yes. It took about 42 years to make him what he is today, but it only took 'OzMo' a minute 'ta name him.
6) – Do you and your fursona share relationship status?
Yes, both single.
7) – Do you find yourself jealous or upset if you get paired with someone you don’t like or your partner does?
Hmmmm, If i read this question correctly, the answer is no.
8) – How would you like your character not to be used?
I don't care for 'pedoporn' or poop (Shit does stick to my fur, Mr. bear). The only pecker i play with is my own and take your finger outa my ass! Stupid girl, i hate that!
9) – What’s your fursona’s specialty?
Reality. Like me, he is accident prone and uses shop rags as bandages at least once a week. He's wrecked every nice car he's ever owned, and has lots of good friends in spite of his drunken, abusive behavior. (Gawd, who do i need to apologize to today?)
Skillet's bad luck with girls is legendary and every relationship he has ever been in has ended in tears.
I guess his (my) specialty is being an asshole.
10) – At a score of 1-10 how much are you and your fursona alike?
A '10'. The little shithead is just like me.
montecarlo871) – Do you and your "fursona" look alike?
Skillet is a 'toony' chinchilla version of myself. A scrawny, potbellied, tattooed, drunken, whoring, trashbag.
2) – Do you and your "fursona" share attires?
No. I wear clothes.
3) – Do you share the same sexuality as your fursona?
Skillet loves 'pussy' and so do i. We chase it constantly.
4) – If you hadn’t already made your fursona look like you, if you changed he/she to look more like you, how would you think he/she would look?
More tattoo's, less 'fluff'. (Ink looks funny on fur)
5) – Did you work hard to develop your fursona?
Yes. It took about 42 years to make him what he is today, but it only took 'OzMo' a minute 'ta name him.
6) – Do you and your fursona share relationship status?
Yes, both single.
7) – Do you find yourself jealous or upset if you get paired with someone you don’t like or your partner does?
Hmmmm, If i read this question correctly, the answer is no.
8) – How would you like your character not to be used?
I don't care for 'pedoporn' or poop (Shit does stick to my fur, Mr. bear). The only pecker i play with is my own and take your finger outa my ass! Stupid girl, i hate that!
9) – What’s your fursona’s specialty?
Reality. Like me, he is accident prone and uses shop rags as bandages at least once a week. He's wrecked every nice car he's ever owned, and has lots of good friends in spite of his drunken, abusive behavior. (Gawd, who do i need to apologize to today?)
Skillet's bad luck with girls is legendary and every relationship he has ever been in has ended in tears.
I guess his (my) specialty is being an asshole.
10) – At a score of 1-10 how much are you and your fursona alike?
A '10'. The little shithead is just like me.
8 things you never wanted to know about Skillet chinchilla
Posted 15 years agoI got tagged by 
dogbomb
Here are the rules
*) Post 8 true things about yourself
*) At the end you must tag 8 people and post their icons
*) Go to their page and send them a message saying you tagged them
*) NO TAG-BACKS
Truths:
1. The newest car I own was made in 1978.
2. Sooo single. I leave the seat up and eat over the kitchen sink.
3. I've been 'stabbed' by an angry girlfriend with a steaknife.
4. I bought my first tow truck in the 11th. grade, than dropped out. Got my GED in'01.
5. I have given my mom motorcycles, handguns + switchblade knives for 'Mothers day'.
6. 'Never met my father (Big deal).
7. I'm the worst driver I know, wrecked my first car 3 seperate times ('63 Impala SS).
8. I went to a high school Halloween dance dressed as a prostitute, and a dozen guys I knew tried ta' pick me up. "Get away from me!"
My targets are;
motavated
neryssa
retrorodent
patpahootie
bowlingballhead
randomonlooker
1972corvette
lowlow64
I'm pretty sure some of ya'll have done this before. If so, please ignore this!
dogbombHere are the rules
*) Post 8 true things about yourself
*) At the end you must tag 8 people and post their icons
*) Go to their page and send them a message saying you tagged them
*) NO TAG-BACKS
Truths:
1. The newest car I own was made in 1978.
2. Sooo single. I leave the seat up and eat over the kitchen sink.
3. I've been 'stabbed' by an angry girlfriend with a steaknife.
4. I bought my first tow truck in the 11th. grade, than dropped out. Got my GED in'01.
5. I have given my mom motorcycles, handguns + switchblade knives for 'Mothers day'.
6. 'Never met my father (Big deal).
7. I'm the worst driver I know, wrecked my first car 3 seperate times ('63 Impala SS).
8. I went to a high school Halloween dance dressed as a prostitute, and a dozen guys I knew tried ta' pick me up. "Get away from me!"
My targets are;
motavated
neryssa
retrorodent patpahootie
bowlingballhead
randomonlooker
1972corvette
lowlow64I'm pretty sure some of ya'll have done this before. If so, please ignore this!
Fun with weirdness
Posted 15 years agoStolen from neryssa who stole it from 
stokerbramwell
First, pick something(s) from each of the categories that you like/love that most people dislike/hate:
A food - Hot peppers. Love 'em, and they're all mine!
A drink - Pabst Blue Ribbon
A hobby - Comic books. I love my comic books.
A TV show - 'Duckman'. I switch it on, the room clears out. It's awesome.
A movie - 'Repo Man'. Best movie ever!
A band/artist - Frank Zappa. In high school I invited a girl I liked to a show. Who's Frank Zappa she says, I gave her a tape ta' take home. She never spoke to me again.
A genre of music - Fast + loud
A video game - Sonic 2 on Sega Genisis. Mastered it!
A sport - Demolition Derby! The most fun you can have with your clothes on!
A fetish - What? You mean aside from being 'furry'?
Next, pick something from each category that you dislike/hate that most people like/love:
A food - McDonalds. That is not food.
A drink - Milk. Ick, that stuff's good for you!
A hobby - Fishing. Gawd, what a bore.
A TV show - Sitcoms blow goats.
A movie - Avatar; Sorry. Gotta go with Neryssa on this one.
A band/artist - Toby Keith should die in a fire. Sorry, 'cashing in' on 9/11 ain't my thing.
A genre of music - Pop Country, It's rubbish.
A video game - Guitar Hero, I suck at it and it wrecks my violin playing.
A sport - Not a sports fan. I am disappoint.
A fetish - I'll try most anything once, twice if you're lucky.
Next, just some all around weirdness:
Weirdest hair style I've had - Long Purple Mohawk (high school)
Weirdest collection I have/had - Stolen license plates, I was a kid.
Weirdest online friend - bowlingballhead
Weirdest RL friend - Kato, he would buy 'souls' from the other kids at school for 5 bucks each.
Weirdest piercing/tattoo - Tin livestock tag in my left ear. (high school) Tattoo of a camel on my big toe.
Weirdest thing I've done - Found a VW bug stuck in a snowbank once. Drove it for almost a year, all it needed was a 'jump'.
Weirdest way I've hurt myself - Broken ribs from a balcony jump at a GWAR show.
Weirdest fact about you - Women scare the shit outta me. But I still love them!
neryssa who stole it from 
stokerbramwellFirst, pick something(s) from each of the categories that you like/love that most people dislike/hate:
A food - Hot peppers. Love 'em, and they're all mine!
A drink - Pabst Blue Ribbon
A hobby - Comic books. I love my comic books.
A TV show - 'Duckman'. I switch it on, the room clears out. It's awesome.
A movie - 'Repo Man'. Best movie ever!
A band/artist - Frank Zappa. In high school I invited a girl I liked to a show. Who's Frank Zappa she says, I gave her a tape ta' take home. She never spoke to me again.
A genre of music - Fast + loud
A video game - Sonic 2 on Sega Genisis. Mastered it!
A sport - Demolition Derby! The most fun you can have with your clothes on!
A fetish - What? You mean aside from being 'furry'?
Next, pick something from each category that you dislike/hate that most people like/love:
A food - McDonalds. That is not food.
A drink - Milk. Ick, that stuff's good for you!
A hobby - Fishing. Gawd, what a bore.
A TV show - Sitcoms blow goats.
A movie - Avatar; Sorry. Gotta go with Neryssa on this one.
A band/artist - Toby Keith should die in a fire. Sorry, 'cashing in' on 9/11 ain't my thing.
A genre of music - Pop Country, It's rubbish.
A video game - Guitar Hero, I suck at it and it wrecks my violin playing.
A sport - Not a sports fan. I am disappoint.
A fetish - I'll try most anything once, twice if you're lucky.
Next, just some all around weirdness:
Weirdest hair style I've had - Long Purple Mohawk (high school)
Weirdest collection I have/had - Stolen license plates, I was a kid.
Weirdest online friend -
bowlingballheadWeirdest RL friend - Kato, he would buy 'souls' from the other kids at school for 5 bucks each.
Weirdest piercing/tattoo - Tin livestock tag in my left ear. (high school) Tattoo of a camel on my big toe.
Weirdest thing I've done - Found a VW bug stuck in a snowbank once. Drove it for almost a year, all it needed was a 'jump'.
Weirdest way I've hurt myself - Broken ribs from a balcony jump at a GWAR show.
Weirdest fact about you - Women scare the shit outta me. But I still love them!
Skillet's 'no class' questionaire
Posted 15 years agoJust a few questions. If you learned how to play 'spades' while serving time in county as I have, you may enjoy this.
Have you ever;
1. Taken a beer into the shower?
2. Smoked a cigarette while taking a crap?
3. Used peppermint schnapps as mouthwash?
4. Woke up to pee only to find you're still wearing the prophylactic from last night?
5. Barffed in a friend's car?
6. Forgot witch bar you left your car?
7. Drunkenly given your girl 'cemetary' flowers at 2 a.m.?
8. Blown your nose in a dirty T-shirt?
9. Lost your bubble gum while performing 'cunnilinigus'?
10. Left your 'thatch' trimmings in the bathroom wastebasket?
Remember, laughter is the best medicine! (Second only to Wild Turkey + Vicodin)
Thank you for your time and have a great day!
Have you ever;
1. Taken a beer into the shower?
2. Smoked a cigarette while taking a crap?
3. Used peppermint schnapps as mouthwash?
4. Woke up to pee only to find you're still wearing the prophylactic from last night?
5. Barffed in a friend's car?
6. Forgot witch bar you left your car?
7. Drunkenly given your girl 'cemetary' flowers at 2 a.m.?
8. Blown your nose in a dirty T-shirt?
9. Lost your bubble gum while performing 'cunnilinigus'?
10. Left your 'thatch' trimmings in the bathroom wastebasket?
Remember, laughter is the best medicine! (Second only to Wild Turkey + Vicodin)
Thank you for your time and have a great day!
The Controversial Survey
Posted 15 years agoThis came from 
jardenon
[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
No. I'm a pussy.
[02] Would you do Meth if it was legalized?
I dunno, Is she cute?
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
Ick! I don't wanna know!
[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
Let's try it and see.
[05] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Yes. It would make my friends very happy.
[06] Are you for or against premarital sex?
I don't care if she's married or not.
[07] Do you believe in God?
My God is an angry God. Someone stole his chew toy.
[08] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
I don't blame anyone for wanting a better life. Don't know why they'd come here for it.
[09] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
No. She should return it before it gets hungry.
[10] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
No, but I'd like you to go kill those people in that country over there.
[11] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
Not before we start another one.
[12] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Mabyee, but there's one or two I'd like ta' help out.
[13] Do you believe in spanking your children?
DO IT!
[14] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Yes. Then donate every penny to the Disabled American Veterans.
[15] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
.....Laugh it up bitch, I'm getting the belt!
jardenon[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
No. I'm a pussy.
[02] Would you do Meth if it was legalized?
I dunno, Is she cute?
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
Ick! I don't wanna know!
[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
Let's try it and see.
[05] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Yes. It would make my friends very happy.
[06] Are you for or against premarital sex?
I don't care if she's married or not.
[07] Do you believe in God?
My God is an angry God. Someone stole his chew toy.
[08] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
I don't blame anyone for wanting a better life. Don't know why they'd come here for it.
[09] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
No. She should return it before it gets hungry.
[10] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
No, but I'd like you to go kill those people in that country over there.
[11] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
Not before we start another one.
[12] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Mabyee, but there's one or two I'd like ta' help out.
[13] Do you believe in spanking your children?
DO IT!
[14] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Yes. Then donate every penny to the Disabled American Veterans.
[15] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
.....Laugh it up bitch, I'm getting the belt!
ohiofurs
neofurs