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General | Posted 14 years agoLook like FurFright is just a JK LOLOLOLOLOL...At least for now... But yea, most likely a no go.
Sorry guys..
Sorry guys..
STEALING MEMES LEFT AND RIGHT! LDR MEME
General | Posted 14 years agoWhat is your name?
Lucian
How old are you?
20
Where do you live?
Manhattan, KS. Soon to be North Adams, MA.
What do you look like?
a fucking faggot who needs a haircut
About them.
You have a significant other, right?
...derp
What's their name?
Fuckfacemcderpderp... Oh wait. Yea. Adam/Fritter.
How old are they?
20
Where do they live?
Grossest state in all of the US, New Jersey.
What do they look like?
fucking faggot. Sexiest fucking faggot.
About the relationship.
Since you're taking this, it's a long-distance relationship, right?
For now and then only kinda.
Did you meet through the internet?
...His crazy ass bitchcunt of an ex. Ohoho~
How often do you see them?
Varies. Once I move, hopefully at the very least, once a month.
Online?
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY. Christ. Get a life. >:C
How long have you been together?
...11 months as of today. <3
When was the last time you...
...saw them? August
...kissed them? August
...hugged them? August
...cuddled with them? August
...talked to them? 30 minutes ago.
...had sex with them? August.
NOTICE A TREND HURR
Some other questions.
What made you decide you wanted to be in a long-distance relationship?
I loves heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem.
How does it usually make you feel?
It sucks but hell, fucking soon enough I'll only be 4 hours away. Then shit will be LESS FUCKING SUCKY HIZZAH
Ever feel unable to believe you're in a real relationship because of it?
Uh. Fuck no. Wtf is this question? gtfo stupid question
Do you ever feel angry or stressed because of the distance?
Uhh....duh
Do you ever take it out on your significant other?
Sometimes cause I'm a dumb oaf. ;; ilu babycakes
Are you ever jealous of local couples?
Not rearry
What are the advantages of a long-distance relationship?
Awesome cam sex? The fact I can't punch him. That's more of an advantage for him though.
What are the disadvantages?
...stuff.
Do people have less faith in your relationship because of the distance?
People had less faith in my relationship for MORE than just that. And ya know what? Suck my ass, you fuckers.
Do you know when the next time you'll see them is?
FURFRIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
How do you usually talk to them?
AIM/MSN/Skype
Has the distance helped your relationship at all?
...I'unno
If so, in what ways?
...dildos. I've acquired many many dildos. True fax
Do you find it hard to trust your significant other?
...What kind of relationship would that be?
Have you, or your SO, ever taken advantage of the distance and lied?
...Uh. Wtfbbq no.
Future...
Do you ever hope to live with your significant other?
DERP
Do you hope to marry them?
I'unno. Been there done that once so...I'unno
Do you hope to have kids with them?
Yesssss~ Terrifying thought, eh?
Do you think it'd be strange to finally have them with you, permanently?
Newp.
Do you think there's a chance of this happening?
...Uh yea.
Depressing...
How often do you cry over it?
Very rarely now.
Would you ever break up with them because of the distance?
Nope.
What keeps you from ending it all?
I love heeeeeeeeem. Like a whole whole LOTS! Like...omglots!
Finishing..
Overall, are you happy you're in the relationship?
Yes. Very much so.
Any advice for others in your situation?
Go for it! Never know until you try.
Lucian
How old are you?
20
Where do you live?
Manhattan, KS. Soon to be North Adams, MA.
What do you look like?
a fucking faggot who needs a haircut
About them.
You have a significant other, right?
...derp
What's their name?
Fuckfacemcderpderp... Oh wait. Yea. Adam/Fritter.
How old are they?
20
Where do they live?
Grossest state in all of the US, New Jersey.
What do they look like?
fucking faggot. Sexiest fucking faggot.
About the relationship.
Since you're taking this, it's a long-distance relationship, right?
For now and then only kinda.
Did you meet through the internet?
...His crazy ass bitchcunt of an ex. Ohoho~
How often do you see them?
Varies. Once I move, hopefully at the very least, once a month.
Online?
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY. Christ. Get a life. >:C
How long have you been together?
...11 months as of today. <3
When was the last time you...
...saw them? August
...kissed them? August
...hugged them? August
...cuddled with them? August
...talked to them? 30 minutes ago.
...had sex with them? August.
NOTICE A TREND HURR
Some other questions.
What made you decide you wanted to be in a long-distance relationship?
I loves heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem.
How does it usually make you feel?
It sucks but hell, fucking soon enough I'll only be 4 hours away. Then shit will be LESS FUCKING SUCKY HIZZAH
Ever feel unable to believe you're in a real relationship because of it?
Uh. Fuck no. Wtf is this question? gtfo stupid question
Do you ever feel angry or stressed because of the distance?
Uhh....duh
Do you ever take it out on your significant other?
Sometimes cause I'm a dumb oaf. ;; ilu babycakes
Are you ever jealous of local couples?
Not rearry
What are the advantages of a long-distance relationship?
Awesome cam sex? The fact I can't punch him. That's more of an advantage for him though.
What are the disadvantages?
...stuff.
Do people have less faith in your relationship because of the distance?
People had less faith in my relationship for MORE than just that. And ya know what? Suck my ass, you fuckers.
Do you know when the next time you'll see them is?
FURFRIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
How do you usually talk to them?
AIM/MSN/Skype
Has the distance helped your relationship at all?
...I'unno
If so, in what ways?
...dildos. I've acquired many many dildos. True fax
Do you find it hard to trust your significant other?
...What kind of relationship would that be?
Have you, or your SO, ever taken advantage of the distance and lied?
...Uh. Wtfbbq no.
Future...
Do you ever hope to live with your significant other?
DERP
Do you hope to marry them?
I'unno. Been there done that once so...I'unno
Do you hope to have kids with them?
Yesssss~ Terrifying thought, eh?
Do you think it'd be strange to finally have them with you, permanently?
Newp.
Do you think there's a chance of this happening?
...Uh yea.
Depressing...
How often do you cry over it?
Very rarely now.
Would you ever break up with them because of the distance?
Nope.
What keeps you from ending it all?
I love heeeeeeeeem. Like a whole whole LOTS! Like...omglots!
Finishing..
Overall, are you happy you're in the relationship?
Yes. Very much so.
Any advice for others in your situation?
Go for it! Never know until you try.
Stealing that relationship meme thing
General | Posted 14 years ago1. Who eats more?
He's a fatty. Like, super fat.
2. Who said “I love you” first?
Uhhh....Hrm. -shrug-
3. Who is the morning person?
Fuck that shit. SLEEP FOREVER
4. Who sings better?
I'm tone deaf so, definitely him.
5. Who’s older?
Me. I'm an old fart.
6. Who’s smarter?
He's an African Wild Derp. Question answered.
7. Whose temper is worse?
We're both pretty bad at times.
8. Who does the laundry?
He will.
9. Who does the dishes?.
He will.
10. Who sleeps on what side of the bed?
...I sleep all over the bed. So, all the sides.
11. Whose feet are bigger?
His. Cause well...he's taller.
12. Whose hair is longer?
He's a faggot. His is.
13. Who’s better with the computer?
HNNNN I CAN TYPES GOOD
14. Do you have pets?
Attatas! (rats)
15. Who pays the bills?
He does.
16. Who cooks dinner?
He will. (Can you tell I'm a lazy fuck?)
17. Who drives when you are together?
Fuck cars. He does.
18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
...That is a fight sometimes.
19. Who’s the most stubborn?
I'm a fucking bull. So me
20. Who is the first one to admit when they’re wrong?
We both apologize for nothing so
21. Whose family do you see more?
...about that
22. Who named your pet?
What one?
23. Who kissed who first?
THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN BOOZE INVOLVED BUT IT WAS TOTALLY ME! Awww yea
24. Who asked who out?
There was no real...asking out. It just happened.
25. What did you do on your first date?
omnoms
26. Who’s more sensitive?
Yea uh..I cry. About..literally everything,
I AM MANLY MAN.
27. Who’s taller?
I'm negative height. So him.
28. Who has more friends?
He knows 99.9% of the fandom.
29. Who has more siblings?
Me. Sadly.
30. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
What pants? We share a mutual skirt.
I LOVE YOU FUCKFACE,
.
He's a fatty. Like, super fat.
2. Who said “I love you” first?
Uhhh....Hrm. -shrug-
3. Who is the morning person?
Fuck that shit. SLEEP FOREVER
4. Who sings better?
I'm tone deaf so, definitely him.
5. Who’s older?
Me. I'm an old fart.
6. Who’s smarter?
He's an African Wild Derp. Question answered.
7. Whose temper is worse?
We're both pretty bad at times.
8. Who does the laundry?
He will.
9. Who does the dishes?.
He will.
10. Who sleeps on what side of the bed?
...I sleep all over the bed. So, all the sides.
11. Whose feet are bigger?
His. Cause well...he's taller.
12. Whose hair is longer?
He's a faggot. His is.
13. Who’s better with the computer?
HNNNN I CAN TYPES GOOD
14. Do you have pets?
Attatas! (rats)
15. Who pays the bills?
He does.
16. Who cooks dinner?
He will. (Can you tell I'm a lazy fuck?)
17. Who drives when you are together?
Fuck cars. He does.
18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
...That is a fight sometimes.
19. Who’s the most stubborn?
I'm a fucking bull. So me
20. Who is the first one to admit when they’re wrong?
We both apologize for nothing so
21. Whose family do you see more?
...about that
22. Who named your pet?
What one?
23. Who kissed who first?
THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN BOOZE INVOLVED BUT IT WAS TOTALLY ME! Awww yea
24. Who asked who out?
There was no real...asking out. It just happened.
25. What did you do on your first date?
omnoms
26. Who’s more sensitive?
Yea uh..I cry. About..literally everything,
I AM MANLY MAN.
27. Who’s taller?
I'm negative height. So him.
28. Who has more friends?
He knows 99.9% of the fandom.
29. Who has more siblings?
Me. Sadly.
30. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
What pants? We share a mutual skirt.
I LOVE YOU FUCKFACE,
.Guess I better make one of these FurFright journals, eh?
General | Posted 14 years agoYea uh.
Saturday.
That is all.
Also, who the fuck hid their comment? HUH!? >:C WHICH ONE OF YOU
Saturday.
That is all.
Also, who the fuck hid their comment? HUH!? >:C WHICH ONE OF YOU
Stupid F5 journal. But no seriously, do it.
General | Posted 14 years agoomgomgomg so my zombie were doesn't get enough love and with Halloween around the bend, I figured a Morrow icon would be awesome.
and holy fucking flipping pancakes.
barefootfoof did the bestest job ever holy fuck this is amazing sdlrcnektgfrosdpnaltg efsdc
and holy fucking flipping pancakes.
barefootfoof did the bestest job ever holy fuck this is amazing sdlrcnektgfrosdpnaltg efsdcWho wants to draw...
General | Posted 14 years agoMy zombie werewolf? With Halloween approaching I really want an icon of my zombie werewolf, Morrow.
Have a picture of the handsome gent!
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1698531/
Have a picture of the handsome gent!
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1698531/
Awww darling...
General | Posted 14 years agoYou can't leash the big bad wolf.
We have a tendency to chew through them. Especially the chain ones.
Can't stop me, can't stop me now. The big bad wolf is coming.
We have a tendency to chew through them. Especially the chain ones.
Can't stop me, can't stop me now. The big bad wolf is coming.
Fuck. Packing. Fuck.
General | Posted 14 years agoOk I think I made one of these while ago buuuutt~
I really hate packing. You never realize how much SHIT you have until you move.
Also, I have a metric fuckton of clothes. Why am I such a queen? Seriously.
I really hate packing. You never realize how much SHIT you have until you move.
Also, I have a metric fuckton of clothes. Why am I such a queen? Seriously.
UP THE BUTT
General | Posted 14 years agoHEY GUYS HEY HEY
General | Posted 14 years agoYea. Stop flipping the fuck out. It's a banner. It'll go away. Adblock that shit or get stylish. It's LESS EFFORT than rage quitting FA and going over to IB/SoFurry/etc.
If you are leaving FA for the week/month/forever because of this, I have ZERO respect for you.
That is all.
OMGPONYBANNER JOURNAL #943434343u43243423cr kfx;ndcx
If you are leaving FA for the week/month/forever because of this, I have ZERO respect for you.
That is all.
OMGPONYBANNER JOURNAL #943434343u43243423cr kfx;ndcx
Fffffffffffffff- V-rock Disney
General | Posted 14 years ago~<3
General | Posted 14 years agoFucking finally.
That is all.
That is all.
Best. Thing. Ever
General | Posted 14 years agoSo like....Today fucking rocks and then I see this on reddit and well...Yea.
https://youtu.be/jULHtce_eSA
Someone tell me how to embed youtube videos, plz.
https://youtu.be/jULHtce_eSA
Someone tell me how to embed youtube videos, plz.
lololololol
General | Posted 14 years agosome people be fucking retarded, like holy shit.
sup stalker?
lolololololol
sup stalker?
lolololololol
There be bitches
General | Posted 14 years agoWhere I gonna be livin'.
So it's official that this handsome gent is going to be living with this fine ladies:
xk2x
starcoolf
retrorodent
Now if only I wasn't such a homoqueer. Oh and taken. That too. :3
Once I can figure out how I am gonna transport the small and fuzzies (that isn't cargo on a plane), I shall be set!
Aw yea.
So it's official that this handsome gent is going to be living with this fine ladies:
xk2x
starcoolf
retrorodentNow if only I wasn't such a homoqueer. Oh and taken. That too. :3
Once I can figure out how I am gonna transport the small and fuzzies (that isn't cargo on a plane), I shall be set!
Aw yea.
So I'm moving...
General | Posted 14 years ago...To Massachusetts.
Um...Yea. Things happened and plans were made and I should be out of Kansas in a months time, MAX.
Um...Yea. Things happened and plans were made and I should be out of Kansas in a months time, MAX.
Hey guys, I need your help.
General | Posted 14 years agoI need someone to move in with my and fucking stick a low voltage tazer to my neck whenever I read the comments for anything TBGL related.
Please. Seriously. Holy shit.
Please. Seriously. Holy shit.
Help an artist out!
General | Posted 14 years agoArtist 
saranghae only has 600 pages views!? WTF IS THIS SHIT!?
She is running a free art raffle right now! So go watch her and give her love and maybe some free arts?
saranghae only has 600 pages views!? WTF IS THIS SHIT!?She is running a free art raffle right now! So go watch her and give her love and maybe some free arts?
Goddammit...
General | Posted 14 years agohttp://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/6849.....tml#id=1668980
Bleck...
General | Posted 14 years agoWhy must all awesome sauce things come to an end? :c
Hopefully I can get some squishbutt love again sooner than later.
I'm gonna go be lonely and emo in a corner now.
Hopefully I can get some squishbutt love again sooner than later.
I'm gonna go be lonely and emo in a corner now.
Pimpin' Teekay~
General | Posted 14 years ago
teekay is doing some free arts! Not to mention, they do wonderful girly bois~http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2629998/
PS: STILL GOT TAILS FOR SALE: http://www.thedealersden.com/other_.....wner_id=100804
STILL SELLING TAILS PLEASE READ
General | Posted 14 years agoI still have every single tail (minus the large grey) for sale seen here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6187923
I really need these to go go go! Turns out my psychiatrist's office decided to close my file so not only do I have to do the entire take in process again (and pay for it), I have to try to afford my medications on top of it before my trip. If I cannot refill my prescription before I go on my trip, I run out of my meds and run the risk of having seizures. :c No good.
Please, please, please if you cannot afford a tail please re-post this journal and spread the word! If you want to buy one you can note me here on FA or buy it from the Dealers' Den auctions found here: http://www.thedealersden.com/other_.....wner_id=100804
Small bunny tails (top row) are $15 each with $5 shipping. Dimensions are 6inLx4inW.
Large bunny tails (bottom) are $20 each with $5 shipping. Dimensions are 8inLx6inW.
Gray canine tail is 25$ with $5 shipping. It is 16inL not counting the curves. Tail has a slight curve to the one side as well.
White and Black Fox tail $30 with $5 shipping. 23in long!
Paypal only please!
I really need these to go go go! Turns out my psychiatrist's office decided to close my file so not only do I have to do the entire take in process again (and pay for it), I have to try to afford my medications on top of it before my trip. If I cannot refill my prescription before I go on my trip, I run out of my meds and run the risk of having seizures. :c No good.
Please, please, please if you cannot afford a tail please re-post this journal and spread the word! If you want to buy one you can note me here on FA or buy it from the Dealers' Den auctions found here: http://www.thedealersden.com/other_.....wner_id=100804
Small bunny tails (top row) are $15 each with $5 shipping. Dimensions are 6inLx4inW.
Large bunny tails (bottom) are $20 each with $5 shipping. Dimensions are 8inLx6inW.
Gray canine tail is 25$ with $5 shipping. It is 16inL not counting the curves. Tail has a slight curve to the one side as well.
White and Black Fox tail $30 with $5 shipping. 23in long!
Paypal only please!
TAILS FOR SALE
General | Posted 14 years agoSmall bunny tails (top row) are $15 each with $5 shipping. Dimensions are 6inLx4inW.
Large bunny tails (bottom) are $20 each with $5 shipping. Dimensions are 8inLx6inW. Exception is the gray tail which is 6inLx5inW because it sits differently than the other two.
Gray canine tail is 25$ with $5 shipping. It is 16inL not counting the curves. Tail has a slight curve to the one side as well.
Paypal ONLY. I will take pictures of individual tails upon request.
http://tinypic.com/r/6dze4y/7
http://tinypic.com/r/2ii8wfm/7
http://tinypic.com/r/14wuka9/7
http://tinypic.com/r/2vvrz9f/7
PS: Yes. I know I have a big butt.
Also, please note that while I do not let my pets lay on my materials or near my products I DO have them. Please keep this in mind before purchasing.
Can't buy one? Feel free to repost to help me out! Proceeds go to the Help Skittle Get His Ass to NJ fund.
You can also purchase them through The Dealers' Den! http://www.thedealersden.com/other_.....wner_id=100804
Large bunny tails (bottom) are $20 each with $5 shipping. Dimensions are 8inLx6inW. Exception is the gray tail which is 6inLx5inW because it sits differently than the other two.
Gray canine tail is 25$ with $5 shipping. It is 16inL not counting the curves. Tail has a slight curve to the one side as well.
Paypal ONLY. I will take pictures of individual tails upon request.
http://tinypic.com/r/6dze4y/7
http://tinypic.com/r/2ii8wfm/7
http://tinypic.com/r/14wuka9/7
http://tinypic.com/r/2vvrz9f/7
PS: Yes. I know I have a big butt.
Also, please note that while I do not let my pets lay on my materials or near my products I DO have them. Please keep this in mind before purchasing.
Can't buy one? Feel free to repost to help me out! Proceeds go to the Help Skittle Get His Ass to NJ fund.
You can also purchase them through The Dealers' Den! http://www.thedealersden.com/other_.....wner_id=100804
Fuck you, Gaz
General | Posted 14 years ago1. Do you and your "fursona" look alike?
We're both 5'1 and FtM. That is about it really. Hopefully over time we will look more alike.
2. Do you and your "fursona" share attires?
Yup.
3. Do you share the same sexuality as your fursona?
Yes.
4. If you changed your fursona to be more like you, how do you think he/she would look?
He'd have tits, short cropped hair, less piercings. And well, NOT BEING A DAMN FURRY. :V
5. Did you work hard to develop your fursona? What is the (brief) history of your fursona?
Yes. I've developed Skittle over years. He's been female, then a herm, then a male herm, then cismale and then FtM with the ability to be cismale. :3 Other than that, I don't even remember how I came up with him. The name came from middle school where I went to a school dance in a bunch of different colored cloths and was told I looked like a skittle.
6. Do you and your fursona share relationship status?
Yes. >:C
7. Do you find yourself jealous or upset if you get paired with someone you don’t like or your partner does?
Well...If they are paired with someone I don't like then yea.
8. How would you like your character NOT to be used?
Anyway without my permission. Thus, avoiding all issues. :3
9. What’s your fursona’s specialty?
His jaws can unhinge.
10. On a scale of 1-10, how much are you and your fursona alike?
9
We're both 5'1 and FtM. That is about it really. Hopefully over time we will look more alike.
2. Do you and your "fursona" share attires?
Yup.
3. Do you share the same sexuality as your fursona?
Yes.
4. If you changed your fursona to be more like you, how do you think he/she would look?
He'd have tits, short cropped hair, less piercings. And well, NOT BEING A DAMN FURRY. :V
5. Did you work hard to develop your fursona? What is the (brief) history of your fursona?
Yes. I've developed Skittle over years. He's been female, then a herm, then a male herm, then cismale and then FtM with the ability to be cismale. :3 Other than that, I don't even remember how I came up with him. The name came from middle school where I went to a school dance in a bunch of different colored cloths and was told I looked like a skittle.
6. Do you and your fursona share relationship status?
Yes. >:C
7. Do you find yourself jealous or upset if you get paired with someone you don’t like or your partner does?
Well...If they are paired with someone I don't like then yea.
8. How would you like your character NOT to be used?
Anyway without my permission. Thus, avoiding all issues. :3
9. What’s your fursona’s specialty?
His jaws can unhinge.
10. On a scale of 1-10, how much are you and your fursona alike?
9
Fur donations?
General | Posted 14 years agoSo I am gonna be slaving away making tails (simple ones) to sell to help pay for my trip. However, I only have black, white, and grey fur. Very limited black and white at that. So...
Anyone up for donating fur scraps?
Anyone up for donating fur scraps?
