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General | Posted a year agoSurely a site is bigger than one man?
Quit yer whining.
Personally, I'm not an 'artist'. I have art on my account, but I paid other people for it. Other than any photos; those are all mine. I'm here for the community, and access to artists. I'll go where that goes, as long as the site design is decent.
Please don't go. this place is so refreshingly simple to use.
Quit yer whining.
Personally, I'm not an 'artist'. I have art on my account, but I paid other people for it. Other than any photos; those are all mine. I'm here for the community, and access to artists. I'll go where that goes, as long as the site design is decent.
Please don't go. this place is so refreshingly simple to use.
Meow!
General | Posted a year agoMeow meow meow nyaow nyow meow meow, nyow nyow nyaow nyow, meow.
Meow meow meow meow meow, nyow meow meow, nyaow nyaow nyow meow meow.
Mrrrrp meow meow?
Meow meow meow meow meow, nyow meow meow, nyaow nyaow nyow meow meow.
Mrrrrp meow meow?
Profile banner, you say?
General | Posted 3 years agoI genuinely couldn't resist.
Meow meow meow.
General | Posted 3 years agoNyaow meow meow, nyow nyow meow nyow, nyaow nyow meow. Meow meow nyaow, nyow nyow, nyow meow meow meow nyaow meow.
Nyow nyow nyow meow?
Nyow nyow nyow meow?
That didn;t last, I guess.
General | Posted 3 years agoFA cracks down on YCH spam again, and it takes less than a week for it to fill the front page again. Just counted 14 YCH reminders on there. It's fucking depressing.
May well be time for them to ban reminders completely, and/or the reminder sockpuppet accounts.
Fucking reason I don't really use this site any more. And not just because I dropped the fuck out of the fandom as a whole. Not enough signal, too much noise.
Though if anyone sees this and actually reads it, link me some decent artists to follow on here. Just go easy on the fetish shit. The more bizarre it is, the less I want to see it.
May well be time for them to ban reminders completely, and/or the reminder sockpuppet accounts.
Fucking reason I don't really use this site any more. And not just because I dropped the fuck out of the fandom as a whole. Not enough signal, too much noise.
Though if anyone sees this and actually reads it, link me some decent artists to follow on here. Just go easy on the fetish shit. The more bizarre it is, the less I want to see it.
Yet another survey, yanked from Danaka this time.
General | Posted 12 years agoTHREE NAMES THAT FRIENDS CALL YOU:
1. Skorpy
2. Skorp
3. Skorp-san
THREE MOST IMPORTANT DATES IN YOUR LIFE (date/month):
1. 5th of April; my birthday.
2. I don't really
3. Give a fuck about any others.
THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 30 MINUTES:
1. Checked webcomics
2. Turned on my laptop
3. Cleaned my glasses
(I got home from work about 40 minutes ago, gimme a break)
THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1. Listening to metal
2. Game immersion
3. Driving fast
THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
1. Money
2. Gaming PC
3. A house. Or at least free rent for a while.
(Beyond all that, I'm fairly okay with what I have...)
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Gaming
2. 40K
3. Listening to metal
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR VACATION:
1. Montreal
2. Tokyo
3. Belieze
THREE FAVORITE DRINKS:
1. Robinsons fruit and barley, peach flavour
2. Chocolate milk
3. Kopparberg, mixed fruit flavour.
THREE THINGS FOUND IN YOUR HANDBAG/BAG:
1. Penknife
2. Spare shoelaces
3. Allen key for my bike.
THREE FAVORITE COLOURS
1. Black
2. Dark blue
3. Purple
TOP THREE WHO YOU THINK WILL ANSWER THIS SURVEY:
1. Gren, because he does things like this.
2. Nobody
3. Nobody again.
TOP THREE "THINGS" SPECIAL TO YOU:
1. My car (Yay independence!)
2. My MP3 player (It's full of metal!)
3. My laptop (It's full of games, and connects me to the internet)
TOP THREE REASONS WHY YOU ANSWERED THIS SURVEY:
1. Bored
2. Need to practice typing more
3. Wanted to prove Danaka wrong that nobody would do it.
THREE JOBS I HAVE HAD IN MY LIFE:
1. Production Operator
2. Peddler
3. Dot-com picker (Although technically it's 'customer assistant', but fuck that noise.)
THREE PLACES I HAVE LIVED :
1. Woodley
2. Twyford
3. The internet
THREE OF MY FAVORITE FOODS:
1. Chips
2. Sweet and sour chicken
3. Chicken tikka
THREE PETS THAT YOU HAVE OWNED:
1. Norwegian Forest Cat, named Lollipop. Big and black and fluffy; he's what my fursona is based off. Loyal, really fucking fluffy, and loved to cuddle.
2. Tortoiseshell and white British Shorthair cat, named Bracken. Large for a generic kitty, since she was Lollipop's brother. Intelligent, malicious, and camoflaged.
3. Some sort of spider, named Boris. He lives on my car, and seems to like hiding down in the driver's side door somewhere. I don't think he's too happy about having been uprooted and moved 200 miles when I bought the car a few months ago.
THREE FAVORITE SHOWS TO WATCH:
1. Top Gear
2. Stargate SG-1
3. Mythbusters
Raffle pimp journal.
General | Posted 12 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4976037/
Armoured characters!
Time for me to resurrect some old designs from my writing habit, and have my fursona try them on.
Or try on some Skyrim armour, or something from 40K. I dunno yet.
Armoured characters!
Time for me to resurrect some old designs from my writing habit, and have my fursona try them on.
Or try on some Skyrim armour, or something from 40K. I dunno yet.
SleetFury wants to draw tails.
General | Posted 12 years agoGren's holding a raffle.
General | Posted 12 years ago101 questions meme.
General | Posted 12 years ago1. Had sex? Yes.
2. Bought Condoms? Nope.
3. Gotten somebody Pregnant? Nope.
4. Failed A Class? Yep. A2 physics.
5. Kissed A Boy? Yup.
6. Kissed A Girl? Yup.
7. Used A Little Paper Bag for Lunch? Noes. Plastic bags and tupperware.
8. Had A Job? A fair few. Record is currently 2 1/2 years and counting.
9. Slipped On Ice? Usually whenever it's icy. Not so much since I got ice spikes~
10. Missed The School Bus? Never had a school bus.
11. Fucked a girl? Mmhm.
12. Bullied Someone On The Internet? Not for long. I usually just make a few stabs and lose interest.
13. Sexted? >.> <.< ... Yes.
14. Sex In Public? No.
15. Played On A Sports Team? Nope! No good at it.
16. Smoked Weed? Second-hand smoke. Did not like.
17. Smoked Cigarettes? HELL NO. I'm a bit allergic.
18. Smoked A Cigar? Noes. See above.
19. Drank Alcohol? Yup. Fruity ciders~
20. Watched porn? Yes.
21. Skipped class? Yeah.
22. Gotten Arrested? Nope!
23. Done meth? Not meth, but I have gotten rather buzzed on meths fumes. Accidentally.
24. Been To A Wedding? Yeah.
25. Fell in love with a best friend? Yes. Lost them every time. In future, best friend OR lover. Not both together.
26. Been On The Computer For 5 Hours Straight? Regularly.
27. Watched TV For 5 Hours Straight? Not by itself. TV is booooring.
28. Been Late For Work? Yup.
29. Been Late For School? Yup.
30. Kissed In The Rain? Not outside in it. I dislike the rain.
31. Showered With Someone Else? Yes. Not much gets cleaned.
32. Failed My Drivers Test? Only once.
33. Cheated on a ex? Not really.
34. Been Outside My Home Country? Yup. Seen more of america than most americans, too.
35. Been On A Road Trip Longer Than 5 Hours? A few times.
36. Had Lice? A few times, ages ago.
37. Gotten My Heart Broken? Quite a few times.
38. Had A Credit Card? Yup. Quite handy.
39. Been To A Professional Sports Game? Noes.
40. Broken A Bone? None of MINE, that I know of.
41. Am I BI/Gay/Lesbian? Bi, female preference. Or as I tend to put it, 'straight but like boys too'.
42. Won A Trophy? Nope.
43. Cut Myself Unintentionally? Many times. Dyspraxia sucks.
44. Had An STD.? Nope!
45. Got Engaged? No. Don't want to either.
46. Done ecstasy? Hell no.
47. Tried Out To Be On A TV Show? HELL NO.
48. Rode In A Taxi? Yes.
49. Been To Prom? Nope. Skipped to game.
50. Played A Drinking Game? Don't think I have.
51. Stayed Up For 24 Hours Or More? Yes. It's not fun.
52. Been To A Concert? A few.
53. Had A Three-Some? Yup.
54. Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex? Yes.
55. Been In A Car Accident? Yes.
56. Had Braces? Yup.
57. Learned Another Language? Some french.
58. Killed An Animal? I've hit them with the car, but I never stopped to make sure. Pigeons are filthy fuckers, judging by the streaks.
59. Been At A Yard Sale? Yup.
60. Been To A Japanese Steakhouse? Nope.
61. Wore Make Up? Once. It's a hell of a problem to put on when you're dyspraxic. So glad I'm not a goth!
62. Talked To Someone Via Webcam? A few times, yes... >.>
63. Lost My Virginity Before I Was 16? Nope.
64. Had My Wisdom Teeth Taken Out? I don't actually seem to HAVE any wisdom teeth, which is a touch worrying.
65. Kissed Someone A Different Race Than Myself? Don't think so, actually. At least, not broadly different skin tone. Racial background,
certainly, though.
66. Snuck Out Of The House? Yeah. Never needed to much, though.
67. Bought Porn? Hell no! I object to PAYING for porn!
68. Had A Virus On My Computer? A fair few. Most are easily gotten rid of, luckily.
69. Had Oral Sex? Yes. Penises are fun for that.
70. Dyed My Hair? Nope. Couldn't be bothered, and now there's SO MUCH OF IT. And I like it all shiny and glossy, and don't want to make it
matte with dyes.
71. Gone Skinny Dipping? Nope.
72. Graduated From College? Nope.
73. Wore Someone Else’s Clothes? No, actually. Not many people are my size.
74. Voted In A Presidential Election? Nope. BRITISH.
75. Rode In An Ambulance? Nope.
76. Rode In A Helicopter? Not yet.
77. Caught The Stove On Fire? Not an actual stove, but I set breakfast on fire once at a scout camp. Three foot flames!
78. Got In A Verbal Fight? Yes.
79. Met Someone Famous? Don't remember.
80. Been On Vacation? Yeah.
82. Been On A Boat? Yup.
81. Been On An Airplane? Many.
83. Broken Something Expensive? Yes. Such is working retail.
84. Had Surgery? Ayup.
85. Beat A Video Game? Many.
86. Found Something Valuable On The Ground? Not really. If I did, I'd probably hand it in, though. I'm not a thief like that.
87. Made A Survey? Not a meme one.
88. Stalked Someone On A Social Network? Never for long. I just check people out to validate friend requests, or to do a basic check on
someone. I honestly don't care about the minute details of people's lives. Not when it's just easier to ask them.
89. Prank Called Someone? Nope. hate phones.
90. Been To A Library Outside Of School? Yeah, until I ran out of good books.
91. Spent Over $100 Shopping In One Day? A few times. I don't regret it; good gear costs a lot, but is worth it.
92. Cut My Hair And Hated It? Yeah. Such is trimming your own fringe.
93. Peed Outside? Yes. Being male, that's sorta convenient.
94. Went Fishing? Once. Waste of a perfectly good riverbank.
95. Helped With Charity? A few times.
96. Taken A Pregnancy test? Nope. Male!
97. Been Rejected By A Crush? Yes.
98. Been Suspended From School? Noes.
99. Broken a mirror? Not on purpose!
100. Thrown up on someone? Nope. I usually can tell it's about to happen.
101. Lied to your parents? Yeh. Usually lies of o
2. Bought Condoms? Nope.
3. Gotten somebody Pregnant? Nope.
4. Failed A Class? Yep. A2 physics.
5. Kissed A Boy? Yup.
6. Kissed A Girl? Yup.
7. Used A Little Paper Bag for Lunch? Noes. Plastic bags and tupperware.
8. Had A Job? A fair few. Record is currently 2 1/2 years and counting.
9. Slipped On Ice? Usually whenever it's icy. Not so much since I got ice spikes~
10. Missed The School Bus? Never had a school bus.
11. Fucked a girl? Mmhm.
12. Bullied Someone On The Internet? Not for long. I usually just make a few stabs and lose interest.
13. Sexted? >.> <.< ... Yes.
14. Sex In Public? No.
15. Played On A Sports Team? Nope! No good at it.
16. Smoked Weed? Second-hand smoke. Did not like.
17. Smoked Cigarettes? HELL NO. I'm a bit allergic.
18. Smoked A Cigar? Noes. See above.
19. Drank Alcohol? Yup. Fruity ciders~
20. Watched porn? Yes.
21. Skipped class? Yeah.
22. Gotten Arrested? Nope!
23. Done meth? Not meth, but I have gotten rather buzzed on meths fumes. Accidentally.
24. Been To A Wedding? Yeah.
25. Fell in love with a best friend? Yes. Lost them every time. In future, best friend OR lover. Not both together.
26. Been On The Computer For 5 Hours Straight? Regularly.
27. Watched TV For 5 Hours Straight? Not by itself. TV is booooring.
28. Been Late For Work? Yup.
29. Been Late For School? Yup.
30. Kissed In The Rain? Not outside in it. I dislike the rain.
31. Showered With Someone Else? Yes. Not much gets cleaned.
32. Failed My Drivers Test? Only once.
33. Cheated on a ex? Not really.
34. Been Outside My Home Country? Yup. Seen more of america than most americans, too.
35. Been On A Road Trip Longer Than 5 Hours? A few times.
36. Had Lice? A few times, ages ago.
37. Gotten My Heart Broken? Quite a few times.
38. Had A Credit Card? Yup. Quite handy.
39. Been To A Professional Sports Game? Noes.
40. Broken A Bone? None of MINE, that I know of.
41. Am I BI/Gay/Lesbian? Bi, female preference. Or as I tend to put it, 'straight but like boys too'.
42. Won A Trophy? Nope.
43. Cut Myself Unintentionally? Many times. Dyspraxia sucks.
44. Had An STD.? Nope!
45. Got Engaged? No. Don't want to either.
46. Done ecstasy? Hell no.
47. Tried Out To Be On A TV Show? HELL NO.
48. Rode In A Taxi? Yes.
49. Been To Prom? Nope. Skipped to game.
50. Played A Drinking Game? Don't think I have.
51. Stayed Up For 24 Hours Or More? Yes. It's not fun.
52. Been To A Concert? A few.
53. Had A Three-Some? Yup.
54. Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex? Yes.
55. Been In A Car Accident? Yes.
56. Had Braces? Yup.
57. Learned Another Language? Some french.
58. Killed An Animal? I've hit them with the car, but I never stopped to make sure. Pigeons are filthy fuckers, judging by the streaks.
59. Been At A Yard Sale? Yup.
60. Been To A Japanese Steakhouse? Nope.
61. Wore Make Up? Once. It's a hell of a problem to put on when you're dyspraxic. So glad I'm not a goth!
62. Talked To Someone Via Webcam? A few times, yes... >.>
63. Lost My Virginity Before I Was 16? Nope.
64. Had My Wisdom Teeth Taken Out? I don't actually seem to HAVE any wisdom teeth, which is a touch worrying.
65. Kissed Someone A Different Race Than Myself? Don't think so, actually. At least, not broadly different skin tone. Racial background,
certainly, though.
66. Snuck Out Of The House? Yeah. Never needed to much, though.
67. Bought Porn? Hell no! I object to PAYING for porn!
68. Had A Virus On My Computer? A fair few. Most are easily gotten rid of, luckily.
69. Had Oral Sex? Yes. Penises are fun for that.
70. Dyed My Hair? Nope. Couldn't be bothered, and now there's SO MUCH OF IT. And I like it all shiny and glossy, and don't want to make it
matte with dyes.
71. Gone Skinny Dipping? Nope.
72. Graduated From College? Nope.
73. Wore Someone Else’s Clothes? No, actually. Not many people are my size.
74. Voted In A Presidential Election? Nope. BRITISH.
75. Rode In An Ambulance? Nope.
76. Rode In A Helicopter? Not yet.
77. Caught The Stove On Fire? Not an actual stove, but I set breakfast on fire once at a scout camp. Three foot flames!
78. Got In A Verbal Fight? Yes.
79. Met Someone Famous? Don't remember.
80. Been On Vacation? Yeah.
82. Been On A Boat? Yup.
81. Been On An Airplane? Many.
83. Broken Something Expensive? Yes. Such is working retail.
84. Had Surgery? Ayup.
85. Beat A Video Game? Many.
86. Found Something Valuable On The Ground? Not really. If I did, I'd probably hand it in, though. I'm not a thief like that.
87. Made A Survey? Not a meme one.
88. Stalked Someone On A Social Network? Never for long. I just check people out to validate friend requests, or to do a basic check on
someone. I honestly don't care about the minute details of people's lives. Not when it's just easier to ask them.
89. Prank Called Someone? Nope. hate phones.
90. Been To A Library Outside Of School? Yeah, until I ran out of good books.
91. Spent Over $100 Shopping In One Day? A few times. I don't regret it; good gear costs a lot, but is worth it.
92. Cut My Hair And Hated It? Yeah. Such is trimming your own fringe.
93. Peed Outside? Yes. Being male, that's sorta convenient.
94. Went Fishing? Once. Waste of a perfectly good riverbank.
95. Helped With Charity? A few times.
96. Taken A Pregnancy test? Nope. Male!
97. Been Rejected By A Crush? Yes.
98. Been Suspended From School? Noes.
99. Broken a mirror? Not on purpose!
100. Thrown up on someone? Nope. I usually can tell it's about to happen.
101. Lied to your parents? Yeh. Usually lies of o
Pronunciation meme, huh?
General | Posted 13 years agoOkay.
Skorpy.
Score-pee, basically.
It's the short form of Skorpion, and occasionally given suffixes stolen from japanese.
Thus:
Skorpychan: Score-pee-chan. Chan as in channel.
Or:
Skorpynekomimi: Score-pee-knee-ko (rhymes with 'no') me-me.
Long form:
Score-pee-on
Simples!
Note that I don't really pronounce the R in 'Skorpy'. You are meant to. I just have a lazy, chavvy Reading accent and a speech impediment, so it gets mashed into a sort of 'w' sound.
Note ALSO that I'm from Reading. Do not make fun of my accent. I will punch you.
Skorpy.
Score-pee, basically.
It's the short form of Skorpion, and occasionally given suffixes stolen from japanese.
Thus:
Skorpychan: Score-pee-chan. Chan as in channel.
Or:
Skorpynekomimi: Score-pee-knee-ko (rhymes with 'no') me-me.
Long form:
Score-pee-on
Simples!
Note that I don't really pronounce the R in 'Skorpy'. You are meant to. I just have a lazy, chavvy Reading accent and a speech impediment, so it gets mashed into a sort of 'w' sound.
Note ALSO that I'm from Reading. Do not make fun of my accent. I will punch you.
Yanked from Gren.
General | Posted 13 years agoRULES:
1. Put Your itunes, windows media player etc on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name
"Song Name - Artist" Format
How would you describe yourself?: Killswitch Engage - Alive or Just Breathing
What do you like in a guy/girl?: Iron Maiden - The Clairvoyant
How do you feel today?: Iron Savior - Titans Of Our Time
What is life's purpose?: Dire Straits - Twisting By The Pool
What is your motto?: Black Sabbath - Killing Yourself To Live
What do your friends think of you?: Manowar - Sign Of The Hammer
What do you think of your parents?: Judas Priest - Night Crawler
What do you think about very often?: Iron Maiden - Two Minutes to Midnight
what is 2 + 2?: Yngwie Malmsteen - Crying
What do you think of your best friend?: Manowar - The Ascension
What do you think of the person you like?: Billy Idol - Mony Mony
What is your life story?: Yngwie Malmsteen - Black Sheep Of The Family
What do you want to be when you grow up?: Manowar - Fight Until We Die
What do you think of when you see the person you like?: Scorpions - Passion Rules The Game
What will you dance to at your wedding?: Scorpions - Kicks After Six
What will they play at your funeral?: Deftones - My Own Summer (Shove It)
What is your hobby/interest?: Apocalyptica - How Far
What is your biggest fear?: Yngwie Malmsteen - War To End All Wars
What is your biggest secret?: Billy Idol - Dancing With Myself
What do you think of your friends?: Apocalyptica - Seemann
What will you post this as?: Nightwish - Romanticide
It's not quite as bad as my MP3 player for shaming me for having cheesy stuff saved, but nearly.
1. Put Your itunes, windows media player etc on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name
"Song Name - Artist" Format
How would you describe yourself?: Killswitch Engage - Alive or Just Breathing
What do you like in a guy/girl?: Iron Maiden - The Clairvoyant
How do you feel today?: Iron Savior - Titans Of Our Time
What is life's purpose?: Dire Straits - Twisting By The Pool
What is your motto?: Black Sabbath - Killing Yourself To Live
What do your friends think of you?: Manowar - Sign Of The Hammer
What do you think of your parents?: Judas Priest - Night Crawler
What do you think about very often?: Iron Maiden - Two Minutes to Midnight
what is 2 + 2?: Yngwie Malmsteen - Crying
What do you think of your best friend?: Manowar - The Ascension
What do you think of the person you like?: Billy Idol - Mony Mony
What is your life story?: Yngwie Malmsteen - Black Sheep Of The Family
What do you want to be when you grow up?: Manowar - Fight Until We Die
What do you think of when you see the person you like?: Scorpions - Passion Rules The Game
What will you dance to at your wedding?: Scorpions - Kicks After Six
What will they play at your funeral?: Deftones - My Own Summer (Shove It)
What is your hobby/interest?: Apocalyptica - How Far
What is your biggest fear?: Yngwie Malmsteen - War To End All Wars
What is your biggest secret?: Billy Idol - Dancing With Myself
What do you think of your friends?: Apocalyptica - Seemann
What will you post this as?: Nightwish - Romanticide
It's not quite as bad as my MP3 player for shaming me for having cheesy stuff saved, but nearly.
"Free requestes by Dorosheva-e"
General | Posted 13 years agoMeme meme meme meme.
General | Posted 13 years ago1)What gender are you?
Male
2) What is your age?
26
3) Do you want a huggle?
Of course.
4) Do you have any bad habits?
Various. Mostly, my foul language.
5) What is your favorite food?
I have many. Sweet and sour chicken right now, though.
6) What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Chocolate. Because chocolate, that's why.
7) Are you a virgin?
Noes.
8) Have you killed anyone?
Not a person, though it has been tempting.
9) Do you hate anyone?
A few.
10) Do you have any secrets?
I do indeed.
11) What is your favorite season?
Summer. LOVE the sunshine. Sunny sunny sunny. Can you tell I'm a cat?
12) Who is your best friend?
I have a few, really.
13) What are your hobbies?
40k, gaming, cycling, roleplaying, driving, self-improvement.
14) What is your favorite drink?
Chocolate milk.
15) When is your birthday?
5th of april
16) What age did you die?
I don't actually plan on DOING that.
17) Are you nice or mean?
Both. I'm mean when I don't feel like being nice, or people haven't earned niceness. Or when I'm hungry, tired, or just cranky.
18) Are you social or shy?
Both. Shy to start things, but I can open up after a while.
19) What do you think of your parents?
Don't like 'em. My father is annoying and basically useless. Rarely actually in the country anymore. My mother is infuriating, noisy, and won't shut up. A complete barrier to my concentration, most of the time. And she burns way too much fuel when she uses the car.
20) What is your weakness?
Kryptonite. Hate that stuff.
More seriously, it's distraction. I get over-focused on something to the exclusion of all else.
21) How long can you stay underwater?
Not long. I don't deal with pressure well.
22) What do you do on a daily basis?
Haircare, hygeine, internets.
23) Do you love someone?
I'm unsure, right now.
24) When was the last time you wet yourself?
Don't even remember.
25) What is your favorite band?
Fear Factory.
26) Have you ever worn a dress?
No. I don't have the legs for a skirt, due to cycling.
27) Willingly?
N/A.
28) What do you consider fun in the daytime?
Physical activities, lazing in warm sunshine, long bike rides, long-distance driving.
29) Night?
Chilling, internet, movies, immersive gaming, multiplayer gaming with friends.
30) Ever kissed anyone?
Yup.
31) Of the same gender?
Yup, despite what people seem to think. In terms of gaydar, I am stealthy.
32) What is your favorite thing to touch?
I'm not sure I should answer this publically.
33) Anyone loves you?
I don't know. I'm bad at people.
34) What is your favorite color(s)?
Black.
35) When was the last time you cried?
Not sure I want to remember.
36) Do you have a pet?
Not currently. I have a spider-bro on the car, but no actual pet.
37) Are you crazy?
No. I am insane, I am not crazy.
38) What are you?
A heavy metal catboy.
39) What is your nickname?
Skorpy.
40) Do you consider yourself a happy or down person?
I suffer from depression, but trying to thwart it currently.
41) If you were any super hero, you'll be...
Awesome, that's what. Awesome, and probably a villain.
42) Favorite movie?
The Blues Brothers
43) What is your current occupation?
Dot-com Picker
44) Who do you know that bugs you?
Everyone bugs me. EVERYONE. I am not a people person. Some people have redeeming qualities. Many do not.
45) Have you ever 'done it' in the last month?
No.
46) Ever think about getting married?
Yes. Decided against it.
47) Ever had a sleep over with someone of the opposite sex?
Sort of.
48) When was the first time you 'did it'?
Not revealing that.
49) Do you have any peircings anywhere?
No. Accident waiting to happen.
50) Who do you tag?
I don't tag people.
Male
2) What is your age?
26
3) Do you want a huggle?
Of course.
4) Do you have any bad habits?
Various. Mostly, my foul language.
5) What is your favorite food?
I have many. Sweet and sour chicken right now, though.
6) What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Chocolate. Because chocolate, that's why.
7) Are you a virgin?
Noes.
8) Have you killed anyone?
Not a person, though it has been tempting.
9) Do you hate anyone?
A few.
10) Do you have any secrets?
I do indeed.
11) What is your favorite season?
Summer. LOVE the sunshine. Sunny sunny sunny. Can you tell I'm a cat?
12) Who is your best friend?
I have a few, really.
13) What are your hobbies?
40k, gaming, cycling, roleplaying, driving, self-improvement.
14) What is your favorite drink?
Chocolate milk.
15) When is your birthday?
5th of april
16) What age did you die?
I don't actually plan on DOING that.
17) Are you nice or mean?
Both. I'm mean when I don't feel like being nice, or people haven't earned niceness. Or when I'm hungry, tired, or just cranky.
18) Are you social or shy?
Both. Shy to start things, but I can open up after a while.
19) What do you think of your parents?
Don't like 'em. My father is annoying and basically useless. Rarely actually in the country anymore. My mother is infuriating, noisy, and won't shut up. A complete barrier to my concentration, most of the time. And she burns way too much fuel when she uses the car.
20) What is your weakness?
Kryptonite. Hate that stuff.
More seriously, it's distraction. I get over-focused on something to the exclusion of all else.
21) How long can you stay underwater?
Not long. I don't deal with pressure well.
22) What do you do on a daily basis?
Haircare, hygeine, internets.
23) Do you love someone?
I'm unsure, right now.
24) When was the last time you wet yourself?
Don't even remember.
25) What is your favorite band?
Fear Factory.
26) Have you ever worn a dress?
No. I don't have the legs for a skirt, due to cycling.
27) Willingly?
N/A.
28) What do you consider fun in the daytime?
Physical activities, lazing in warm sunshine, long bike rides, long-distance driving.
29) Night?
Chilling, internet, movies, immersive gaming, multiplayer gaming with friends.
30) Ever kissed anyone?
Yup.
31) Of the same gender?
Yup, despite what people seem to think. In terms of gaydar, I am stealthy.
32) What is your favorite thing to touch?
I'm not sure I should answer this publically.
33) Anyone loves you?
I don't know. I'm bad at people.
34) What is your favorite color(s)?
Black.
35) When was the last time you cried?
Not sure I want to remember.
36) Do you have a pet?
Not currently. I have a spider-bro on the car, but no actual pet.
37) Are you crazy?
No. I am insane, I am not crazy.
38) What are you?
A heavy metal catboy.
39) What is your nickname?
Skorpy.
40) Do you consider yourself a happy or down person?
I suffer from depression, but trying to thwart it currently.
41) If you were any super hero, you'll be...
Awesome, that's what. Awesome, and probably a villain.
42) Favorite movie?
The Blues Brothers
43) What is your current occupation?
Dot-com Picker
44) Who do you know that bugs you?
Everyone bugs me. EVERYONE. I am not a people person. Some people have redeeming qualities. Many do not.
45) Have you ever 'done it' in the last month?
No.
46) Ever think about getting married?
Yes. Decided against it.
47) Ever had a sleep over with someone of the opposite sex?
Sort of.
48) When was the first time you 'did it'?
Not revealing that.
49) Do you have any peircings anywhere?
No. Accident waiting to happen.
50) Who do you tag?
I don't tag people.
I may have some actual art to post, soon enough!
General | Posted 13 years agoI'm stripping a bunch of old 40K models of old paint jobs, and am almost done with it. Brake fluid, Tesco Value Toothbrushes, time, and elbow grease.
Just a few more models soaking in there now, for the last little bits of paint in the crevices to come off. Then I can start undercoating things, and crack on with the rest of the models I've got sitting around unassembled in boxes.
When the actual painting starts, then I can post arts.
Just a few more models soaking in there now, for the last little bits of paint in the crevices to come off. Then I can start undercoating things, and crack on with the rest of the models I've got sitting around unassembled in boxes.
When the actual painting starts, then I can post arts.
Fursona meme!
General | Posted 13 years ago1.) What's your name?
Skorpy
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
Shortening of Skorpy.
3.) Have any abilities or powers?
Nothing special, beyond being awesome.
4.) Stop being a Mary-sue.
Never.
5.) Uh... if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
Possibly. If I could stay out of his grasp, I'd probably be able to wear him down.
6.) Riiiight... Have any family members?
Nope.
7.) Oh? How about pets?
None.
8.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.
People pulling my tail.
9.) Something(s) that you do like?
Metal.
10.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Gaming, karate, cycling, learning things, reading, and writing.
11.)Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Yes.
12.)Ever...killed anyone before?
Nope.
13.)What kind of animal are you?
Heavy metal Norwegian forest catboy.
14.) Your worst habits
Being an asshole.
15.)Do you look up to anyone at all?
Not really.
16.)Gay, straight, or bi?
Bi, female preference.
17.)Do you go to school?
Nope! Done with that shit now.
18.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
No kids. Hate them. Don't really believe in marriage either.
20.)Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
A few.
21.)What are you most afraid of?
Going insane.
22.)What colour is your hair?
*holds it up* This colour. Best described as 'browny-blonde' by Jazzy. It's meant to be blonde. It just sorta went brownish somehow.
23.) Eyes?
Blue, though people think they're grey or green or even fucking hazel in some cases.
24.) What do you usually wear?
Jeans and T-shirt, casually. Though I'm most often seen out and about dressed up all metal.
Annoyingly enough, the clothes I wear the most is my work uniform. Annoyingly, because it doesn't fit. It's well-designed, and I love the velcroed pockets, but they didn't get the sizes right. Also, dark blue is not my colour.
25.)What's your religion?
Atheist, leaning towards buddhism because it's pretty neat.
26.)Do you wish this quiz is over?
Yeah. I have places to be.
27.) Well, it's still not over.
Fuck you.
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
Near Reading.
29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)?
Working. I work for a goddamn living, and don't want anything to do with asshole middle-class types, for the most part. And I'm far too coarse to be upper-class.
30.) How many friends do you have?
Not sure. A few close friends, and a bunch of not-as-close ones. And a whole load of people I know and are friendly with.
31.) If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
I dunno. As a fursona, I already have the eyes corrected, and the muzzle fixes the sinus issues. Kitty spine fixes the back problems, and there's none of the lingering joint problems.
32.) What are your thoughts on pie?
What kind of pie?
33.) Alright. What's your favourite food?
Burger and chips.
34.) Favourite drink?
American mountain dewwww.
35.) What is your favourite place?
Down by the river, zooming along on my bike.
36.) Least favorite?
Work. >.<
37.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
Yes.
38.) Well, it's over.
FINALLY FUCKING FREE.
Stolen from kaitio!
Skorpy
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
Shortening of Skorpy.
3.) Have any abilities or powers?
Nothing special, beyond being awesome.
4.) Stop being a Mary-sue.
Never.
5.) Uh... if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
Possibly. If I could stay out of his grasp, I'd probably be able to wear him down.
6.) Riiiight... Have any family members?
Nope.
7.) Oh? How about pets?
None.
8.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.
People pulling my tail.
9.) Something(s) that you do like?
Metal.
10.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Gaming, karate, cycling, learning things, reading, and writing.
11.)Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Yes.
12.)Ever...killed anyone before?
Nope.
13.)What kind of animal are you?
Heavy metal Norwegian forest catboy.
14.) Your worst habits
Being an asshole.
15.)Do you look up to anyone at all?
Not really.
16.)Gay, straight, or bi?
Bi, female preference.
17.)Do you go to school?
Nope! Done with that shit now.
18.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
No kids. Hate them. Don't really believe in marriage either.
20.)Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
A few.
21.)What are you most afraid of?
Going insane.
22.)What colour is your hair?
*holds it up* This colour. Best described as 'browny-blonde' by Jazzy. It's meant to be blonde. It just sorta went brownish somehow.
23.) Eyes?
Blue, though people think they're grey or green or even fucking hazel in some cases.
24.) What do you usually wear?
Jeans and T-shirt, casually. Though I'm most often seen out and about dressed up all metal.
Annoyingly enough, the clothes I wear the most is my work uniform. Annoyingly, because it doesn't fit. It's well-designed, and I love the velcroed pockets, but they didn't get the sizes right. Also, dark blue is not my colour.
25.)What's your religion?
Atheist, leaning towards buddhism because it's pretty neat.
26.)Do you wish this quiz is over?
Yeah. I have places to be.
27.) Well, it's still not over.
Fuck you.
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
Near Reading.
29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)?
Working. I work for a goddamn living, and don't want anything to do with asshole middle-class types, for the most part. And I'm far too coarse to be upper-class.
30.) How many friends do you have?
Not sure. A few close friends, and a bunch of not-as-close ones. And a whole load of people I know and are friendly with.
31.) If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
I dunno. As a fursona, I already have the eyes corrected, and the muzzle fixes the sinus issues. Kitty spine fixes the back problems, and there's none of the lingering joint problems.
32.) What are your thoughts on pie?
What kind of pie?
33.) Alright. What's your favourite food?
Burger and chips.
34.) Favourite drink?
American mountain dewwww.
35.) What is your favourite place?
Down by the river, zooming along on my bike.
36.) Least favorite?
Work. >.<
37.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
Yes.
38.) Well, it's over.
FINALLY FUCKING FREE.
Stolen from kaitio!
Contest for a ref sheet.
General | Posted 13 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3779183/
Pimpu pimpu.
Normally, I hate these. But ref sheet. Free. And I do need one.
Pimpu pimpu.
Normally, I hate these. But ref sheet. Free. And I do need one.
MEME THINGY
General | Posted 13 years agoALL | ABOUT | ME
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- Name: Skorpy.
- Single or taken: Single, for now.
- Sex: Male.
- Gender: Also male.
- Sign: Give Way
- Hair color: Browny-blonde.
- Eye color: Blue/grey/green. Depends on who's looking, light conditions, and if I have my glasses on.
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Bi, because there's no better label for it.
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S P E C I F I C S
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- What kind of shampoo do you use? Head and Shoulders, 2-in-1. With Herbal Essences conditioner for curly hair, which I'm trying out to see if it works.
- What are you listening to right now? Some crappy made-for-tv movie.
- Who is the last person that called you? My mother, apparently.
- How many buddies are online right now? Don't know.
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F A V O R I T E S
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- Animal: Cats of all sorts.
- Color: Black. LIKE MY SOOOOUUUUULLLL.
- Drink: Chocolate milk. Thicker the better.
- Element: Oxygen. I literally cannot live without it.
- Food: Pizza, sweet and sour chicken, and chips.
- Game: GTA: San Andreas.
- Movie: Right now, The Avengers.
- Song: Fear Factory: Body Hammer.
- Subjects in school: IT (easy) Physics (interesting), and Design Tech (best toys)
- # Stargate SG-1, Top Gear.
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H A V E | Y O U | E V E R
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- Given anyone a bath?: Nope. Not even a pet; I had cats, and valued my arteries.
- Smoked?: No. Just second-hand smoke makes me choke.
- Bungee jumped?: Nope.
- Made yourself throw up?: Yes. Swallowing things you shouldn't sort of necessitates it. And severely overeating kinda causes it.
- Skinny dipped?: Not yet.
- Ever been in love?: Yes. A few times.
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Nope. Made other people cry to, though.
- Pictured your crush naked?: Mmhm. *grins*
- Actually seen your crush naked?: A few.
- Cried when someone died?: No.
- Lied: Frequently. How else are you gonna get a job without lying about things like hobbies and interests?
- Fallen for your best friend?: Yes. That REALLY worked out well. </sarcasm>
- Used someone?: Often. Most people I don't care about, so they're tools to be used to get what I want.
- Done something you regret?: Many.
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C U R R E N T
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- Clothes: VERY worn jeans, faded old T-shirt reading 'You know what your problem is? You're stupid.'
- Desktop picture: Right now, Yoko from Gurren Lagann.
- Song on Ipod: I use a Sony Walkman MP3 player, thank you very much. NO FRUIT HERE. Stopped it on Killswitch Engage: vide Infra, though, after getting home.
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L A S T | P E R S O N
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- You touched: Don't know.
- Hugged: Kait.
- You kissed: Same.
- You IMed: DT
- Talk to online: Draken.
- You sexed it up with: None of your damn business!
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A R E | Y O U
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- Understanding?: Sorta. I'm accepting, but don't expect me to understand things completely unless you explain. This is often mistaken for being misunderstanding, but it's actually mostly me not caring about things unless they're important.
- Open-minded?: Ayup.
- Arrogant?: According to others, yes. According to me, I'm just confident in my abilities.
- Insecure?: Occasionally.
- Random?: No.
- Hungry?: A bit. Just snacked, though.
- Smart?: Damn right I am. According to the rack of psychologists I saw when I was a kid, I'm a freaking genius.
- Moody?: Sometimes. I get downright grumpy and cranky when hungry, tired, or feeling down.
- Organized?: Kinda. I try really hard to be, but I'm dyspraxic.
- Shy?: Yes. Also autistic.
- Difficult?: Very. I don't put up with rudeness or people picking on me, or making fun of me, I'm very slow to trust people, and what can be very minor things to most people make me incredibly angry. Usually RUINING MY FUCKING LUNCH, or being uncivil when I need someone to talk to.
- Bored easily?: Yes.
- Entertained easily?: Give me a decent game or a good book, and I can amuse myself for hours.
- Obsessed?: Autistic. So, yeah. I get way over-focused on things sometimes, and sort of switched the obsession-with-one-thing for a constant thirst for knowledge and skills. I WILL know how it works. Especially if it moves, and does something interesting.
- Lazy?: When tired.
- Angry?: Easily.
- Happy?: Maybe? I don't know. Currently coming out of depression, so I'm trying to be as happy as possible to avoid it coming back.
- Hyper?: No. I don't do hyper. If I don't slow down and consider what I'm doing, things go wrong and people get hurt. Usually me.
- Trusting?: Very slow to, and I've got poor judgement.
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R A N D O M
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- In the morning I: I have a hard time getting out of bed, then I'm grumpy and non-verbal. And cranky until I can hydrate and snack.
- Love is: Painful, but worth it.
- I dream about: The strangest things sometimes.
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: Hair.
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W H O
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- Makes you laugh the most: Right now, some guy at work with an unspellable name.
- Makes you smile: Kaitio. So cute.
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Nobody right now... *sigh*
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D O | Y O U | E V E R
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- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Oh HELL no. Not anymore. I've given up that shit, because they never fucking did, and when they DID show up it was to chew me out over something I said and to bash me over the head with my failings and differences.
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: Not really. I like having a cock, and not worrying about getting pregnant. Oh, and there's the strength thing, too.
- Wish you were younger?: Yes. I miss being a teenager.
- Cry because someone said something to you?: Yes, despite my efforts sometimes.
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N U M B E R
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- Of times I have had my heart broken?: I don't know. I kinda lost count.
- Of Cd's I own: Lost count of that, too.
- Of scars on my body: I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE. They vanish!
- Of bones I've broken: Of mine, no bones, and a few teeth. Others, two. Also, I've had bone rot away in my jaw where an amalgam filling got broken. Nasty stuff.
____________________________________________________________________________
- Name: Skorpy.
- Single or taken: Single, for now.
- Sex: Male.
- Gender: Also male.
- Sign: Give Way
- Hair color: Browny-blonde.
- Eye color: Blue/grey/green. Depends on who's looking, light conditions, and if I have my glasses on.
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Bi, because there's no better label for it.
____________________________________________________________________________
S P E C I F I C S
____________________________________________________________________________
- What kind of shampoo do you use? Head and Shoulders, 2-in-1. With Herbal Essences conditioner for curly hair, which I'm trying out to see if it works.
- What are you listening to right now? Some crappy made-for-tv movie.
- Who is the last person that called you? My mother, apparently.
- How many buddies are online right now? Don't know.
____________________________________________________________________________
F A V O R I T E S
____________________________________________________________________________
- Animal: Cats of all sorts.
- Color: Black. LIKE MY SOOOOUUUUULLLL.
- Drink: Chocolate milk. Thicker the better.
- Element: Oxygen. I literally cannot live without it.
- Food: Pizza, sweet and sour chicken, and chips.
- Game: GTA: San Andreas.
- Movie: Right now, The Avengers.
- Song: Fear Factory: Body Hammer.
- Subjects in school: IT (easy) Physics (interesting), and Design Tech (best toys)
- # Stargate SG-1, Top Gear.
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H A V E | Y O U | E V E R
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- Given anyone a bath?: Nope. Not even a pet; I had cats, and valued my arteries.
- Smoked?: No. Just second-hand smoke makes me choke.
- Bungee jumped?: Nope.
- Made yourself throw up?: Yes. Swallowing things you shouldn't sort of necessitates it. And severely overeating kinda causes it.
- Skinny dipped?: Not yet.
- Ever been in love?: Yes. A few times.
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Nope. Made other people cry to, though.
- Pictured your crush naked?: Mmhm. *grins*
- Actually seen your crush naked?: A few.
- Cried when someone died?: No.
- Lied: Frequently. How else are you gonna get a job without lying about things like hobbies and interests?
- Fallen for your best friend?: Yes. That REALLY worked out well. </sarcasm>
- Used someone?: Often. Most people I don't care about, so they're tools to be used to get what I want.
- Done something you regret?: Many.
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C U R R E N T
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- Clothes: VERY worn jeans, faded old T-shirt reading 'You know what your problem is? You're stupid.'
- Desktop picture: Right now, Yoko from Gurren Lagann.
- Song on Ipod: I use a Sony Walkman MP3 player, thank you very much. NO FRUIT HERE. Stopped it on Killswitch Engage: vide Infra, though, after getting home.
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L A S T | P E R S O N
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- You touched: Don't know.
- Hugged: Kait.
- You kissed: Same.
- You IMed: DT
- Talk to online: Draken.
- You sexed it up with: None of your damn business!
___________________________________________________________________________
A R E | Y O U
___________________________________________________________________________
- Understanding?: Sorta. I'm accepting, but don't expect me to understand things completely unless you explain. This is often mistaken for being misunderstanding, but it's actually mostly me not caring about things unless they're important.
- Open-minded?: Ayup.
- Arrogant?: According to others, yes. According to me, I'm just confident in my abilities.
- Insecure?: Occasionally.
- Random?: No.
- Hungry?: A bit. Just snacked, though.
- Smart?: Damn right I am. According to the rack of psychologists I saw when I was a kid, I'm a freaking genius.
- Moody?: Sometimes. I get downright grumpy and cranky when hungry, tired, or feeling down.
- Organized?: Kinda. I try really hard to be, but I'm dyspraxic.
- Shy?: Yes. Also autistic.
- Difficult?: Very. I don't put up with rudeness or people picking on me, or making fun of me, I'm very slow to trust people, and what can be very minor things to most people make me incredibly angry. Usually RUINING MY FUCKING LUNCH, or being uncivil when I need someone to talk to.
- Bored easily?: Yes.
- Entertained easily?: Give me a decent game or a good book, and I can amuse myself for hours.
- Obsessed?: Autistic. So, yeah. I get way over-focused on things sometimes, and sort of switched the obsession-with-one-thing for a constant thirst for knowledge and skills. I WILL know how it works. Especially if it moves, and does something interesting.
- Lazy?: When tired.
- Angry?: Easily.
- Happy?: Maybe? I don't know. Currently coming out of depression, so I'm trying to be as happy as possible to avoid it coming back.
- Hyper?: No. I don't do hyper. If I don't slow down and consider what I'm doing, things go wrong and people get hurt. Usually me.
- Trusting?: Very slow to, and I've got poor judgement.
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R A N D O M
___________________________________________________________________________
- In the morning I: I have a hard time getting out of bed, then I'm grumpy and non-verbal. And cranky until I can hydrate and snack.
- Love is: Painful, but worth it.
- I dream about: The strangest things sometimes.
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: Hair.
___________________________________________________________________________
W H O
___________________________________________________________________________
- Makes you laugh the most: Right now, some guy at work with an unspellable name.
- Makes you smile: Kaitio. So cute.
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Nobody right now... *sigh*
___________________________________________________________________________
D O | Y O U | E V E R
___________________________________________________________________________
- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Oh HELL no. Not anymore. I've given up that shit, because they never fucking did, and when they DID show up it was to chew me out over something I said and to bash me over the head with my failings and differences.
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: Not really. I like having a cock, and not worrying about getting pregnant. Oh, and there's the strength thing, too.
- Wish you were younger?: Yes. I miss being a teenager.
- Cry because someone said something to you?: Yes, despite my efforts sometimes.
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N U M B E R
___________________________________________________________________________
- Of times I have had my heart broken?: I don't know. I kinda lost count.
- Of Cd's I own: Lost count of that, too.
- Of scars on my body: I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE. They vanish!
- Of bones I've broken: Of mine, no bones, and a few teeth. Others, two. Also, I've had bone rot away in my jaw where an amalgam filling got broken. Nasty stuff.
Another survey. Yanked from gren and apes.
General | Posted 13 years ago1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
It doesn't HAVE a door. I took it off the hinges a couple of years ago, because I wanted access and didn't like the big door shape there.
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
... The kind of places I stay, you take your own, or go without.
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Untucked, because I have to have freedom of movement.
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
No, because I hate missing signs.
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
My handwriting is terrible, so no.
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
Don't cut them out at all.
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
Bears can be evaded. Bees, not so much.
8: Do you have freckles?
Some.
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
No.
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
NOISE.
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Nope.
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
Music is required for dancing.
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
I don't use them.
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
None.
17: What size is your bed?
Double.
18: What is your Song of the week?
Diamond Head: Starcrossed
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
If they can pull it off.
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
Not often. Don't get much time to.
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
Most of them.
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
If I posted it online, it wouldn't be hidden.
23: What do you drink with dinner?
Orange juice.
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Bbq sauce, naturally.
25: What is your favorite food?
Chips, but chinese is making a play.
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
The Blues Brothers, Die Hard, Gone in 60 Seconds (the original)
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
Yeah. 8 years!
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
If I was being paid a suitable amount.
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Ages ago.
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
I know HOW, but I'd need to poke around and find the right plugs.
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Nope!
33: Ever ran out of gas?
Nearly once. Was down to fumes, but I was just about able to get it started after work, and get it to the petrol station all of 50 yards away.
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
Bacon and cheese.
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Full fried breakfast.
36: What is your usual bedtime?
9-11PM.
37: Are you lazy?
No. I just need my sleep, and don't like doing things when they're not necaserry.
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
Didn't.
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
I don't know, what?
40: How many languages can you speak?
English, bad english, l33t, some french, very little japanese, and enough german to be a profane pervert.
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Nope.
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
LEGO all the way.
43: Are you stubborn?
Yes, because I know I'm fucking right.
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
Me.
45: Ever watch soap operas?
Nope. Never.
46: Are you afraid of heights?
I'm afraid of long drops. Heights I can deal with, it's just LOOKING DOWN THE SIDE that's the issue.
47: Do you sing in the car?
If you can call that singing.
48: Do you sing in the shower?
No.
49: Do you dance in the car?
... I DRIVE the car. I don't dance. Also, it's not big enough.
50: Ever used a gun?
BB guns, air rifles.
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Aaages.
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Insulting to cheese.
53: Is Christmas stressful?
Not when you don't give a shit.
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
Nope.
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
Apple.
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Train driver.
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
Nope.
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Sometimes.
Sometimes.
59: Take a vitamin daily?
Orange juice.
60: Wear slippers?
Nope.
61: Wear a bath robe?
No. I don't like them.
62: What do you wear to bed?
I don't.
63: First concert?
Reading festival.
64: Asda, Tesco or Sainsburys?
Tesco. Staff discount, yo.
65: Nike or Adidas?
Caterpillar.
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
Bacon crunchies.
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Ick, neither.
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
Nope.
69: Ever take dance lessons?
Nope.
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Don't believe in the whole marriage thing.
71: Can you curl your tongue?
Yep.
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
Never been in one.
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
No.
74: Own any record albums?
What, on vinyl? I don't know how to use the things.
75: Own a record player?
Somewhere.
76: Regularly burn incense?
Nope.
77: Ever been in love?
Yeah.
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
Iron Maiden.
79: What was the last concert you saw?
Some locals at the facebar. Don't remember who, just remember lots of screaming, and the dulled ringing after.
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
Neither!
81: Tea or coffee?
Neither!
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
Snicker what now?
83: Can you swim well?
I can swin. I can't float, but I can swim.
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Yes.
85: Are you patient?
When I feel like it.
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
Depends on the band or the DJ. TBH, I'd probably just settle for having someone hack up an improved playlist.
87: Ever won a contest?
Don't remember.
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
No. And what I want is more drastic than that; I need new eyes.
89: Which are better black or green olives?
Green. Easier to see on the shelf.
90: Can you knit or crochet?
Dyspraxic, so no.
91: Best room for a fireplace?
Outdoors, in a pit. Campfires ftw.
92: Do you want to get married?
No.
93: If married, how long have you been married?
N/A
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
No. I try to talk people into it, and if I HAVE to have my own way, it escalates into shouting matches and me storming off to do it on my own.
If it's important enough, I won't budge or compromise.
96: Do you have kids?
No, thank fuck.
97: Do you want kids?
NO!
98: Whats your favorite color?
Black.
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
Yes.
It doesn't HAVE a door. I took it off the hinges a couple of years ago, because I wanted access and didn't like the big door shape there.
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
... The kind of places I stay, you take your own, or go without.
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Untucked, because I have to have freedom of movement.
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
No, because I hate missing signs.
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
My handwriting is terrible, so no.
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
Don't cut them out at all.
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
Bears can be evaded. Bees, not so much.
8: Do you have freckles?
Some.
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
No.
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
NOISE.
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Nope.
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
Music is required for dancing.
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
I don't use them.
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
None.
17: What size is your bed?
Double.
18: What is your Song of the week?
Diamond Head: Starcrossed
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
If they can pull it off.
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
Not often. Don't get much time to.
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
Most of them.
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
If I posted it online, it wouldn't be hidden.
23: What do you drink with dinner?
Orange juice.
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Bbq sauce, naturally.
25: What is your favorite food?
Chips, but chinese is making a play.
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
The Blues Brothers, Die Hard, Gone in 60 Seconds (the original)
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
Yeah. 8 years!
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
If I was being paid a suitable amount.
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Ages ago.
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
I know HOW, but I'd need to poke around and find the right plugs.
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Nope!
33: Ever ran out of gas?
Nearly once. Was down to fumes, but I was just about able to get it started after work, and get it to the petrol station all of 50 yards away.
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
Bacon and cheese.
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Full fried breakfast.
36: What is your usual bedtime?
9-11PM.
37: Are you lazy?
No. I just need my sleep, and don't like doing things when they're not necaserry.
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
Didn't.
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
I don't know, what?
40: How many languages can you speak?
English, bad english, l33t, some french, very little japanese, and enough german to be a profane pervert.
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Nope.
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
LEGO all the way.
43: Are you stubborn?
Yes, because I know I'm fucking right.
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
Me.
45: Ever watch soap operas?
Nope. Never.
46: Are you afraid of heights?
I'm afraid of long drops. Heights I can deal with, it's just LOOKING DOWN THE SIDE that's the issue.
47: Do you sing in the car?
If you can call that singing.
48: Do you sing in the shower?
No.
49: Do you dance in the car?
... I DRIVE the car. I don't dance. Also, it's not big enough.
50: Ever used a gun?
BB guns, air rifles.
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Aaages.
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Insulting to cheese.
53: Is Christmas stressful?
Not when you don't give a shit.
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
Nope.
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
Apple.
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Train driver.
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
Nope.
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Sometimes.
Sometimes.
59: Take a vitamin daily?
Orange juice.
60: Wear slippers?
Nope.
61: Wear a bath robe?
No. I don't like them.
62: What do you wear to bed?
I don't.
63: First concert?
Reading festival.
64: Asda, Tesco or Sainsburys?
Tesco. Staff discount, yo.
65: Nike or Adidas?
Caterpillar.
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
Bacon crunchies.
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Ick, neither.
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
Nope.
69: Ever take dance lessons?
Nope.
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Don't believe in the whole marriage thing.
71: Can you curl your tongue?
Yep.
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
Never been in one.
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
No.
74: Own any record albums?
What, on vinyl? I don't know how to use the things.
75: Own a record player?
Somewhere.
76: Regularly burn incense?
Nope.
77: Ever been in love?
Yeah.
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
Iron Maiden.
79: What was the last concert you saw?
Some locals at the facebar. Don't remember who, just remember lots of screaming, and the dulled ringing after.
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
Neither!
81: Tea or coffee?
Neither!
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
Snicker what now?
83: Can you swim well?
I can swin. I can't float, but I can swim.
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Yes.
85: Are you patient?
When I feel like it.
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
Depends on the band or the DJ. TBH, I'd probably just settle for having someone hack up an improved playlist.
87: Ever won a contest?
Don't remember.
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
No. And what I want is more drastic than that; I need new eyes.
89: Which are better black or green olives?
Green. Easier to see on the shelf.
90: Can you knit or crochet?
Dyspraxic, so no.
91: Best room for a fireplace?
Outdoors, in a pit. Campfires ftw.
92: Do you want to get married?
No.
93: If married, how long have you been married?
N/A
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
No. I try to talk people into it, and if I HAVE to have my own way, it escalates into shouting matches and me storming off to do it on my own.
If it's important enough, I won't budge or compromise.
96: Do you have kids?
No, thank fuck.
97: Do you want kids?
NO!
98: Whats your favorite color?
Black.
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
Yes.
Survey, yanked from gren.
General | Posted 13 years ago• × • ALL | ABOUT | ME • × •
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- Name: Skorpy (You don't get my real name.)
- Single or taken: Single. I think. Kinda complicated. Coming out of a long-term relationship with a poly group, and I'm not sure if I want to keep contact with the ones who haven't turned on me.
- Sex: Male
- Birthday: 5th of April
- Sign: I don't believe in astrology. Instead, astrophysics.
- Hair color: Browny-blonde. It's meant to be blonde, but it sorta darkened when I hit puberty.
- Eye color: Bluey-grey, some people think it's green, some hazel. Depends on light conditions.
- Height: 6'2". I think.
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Bi. Sorta. Way I see it, I'm straight, but I happen to like guys as well.
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• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •
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- Favorite place to shop for clothes?: Camden. So much awesome. Expensive, though.
- Favorite designer: Fuck branding. I shop by what I like, not by who made it. However, I do buy Caterpillar boots by brand, because they're reliable and comfy and hard-wearing, and have grip for days until it all wears off.
- What is your sexiest outfit?: Alternative clubbing gear. Baggy black trousers with chains and metal details, tight nerdy or snarky T-shirt, stompy workboots, possibly spiked wristbands.
- What is your most comfortable outfit?: Worn jeans, fitting T-shirt.
- What do you usually wear: Jeans and T-shirt casually.
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• × • S P E C I F I C S • × •
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- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Head and shoulders 2-in-1. Makes my hair shiney, and takes the greasy shite out of it.
- What are you listening to right now?: Terd Nugent: Cat Scratch Fever
- Who is the last person that called you?: Where's my phone... Apparently, my manager asking for overtime. Bleagh.
- How many buddies are online right now?: Don't know, not signed into IMs.
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• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •
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- Food: Sweet and sour chicken, right now. Mmmmm.
- Girls' names: No idea.
- Boys' names: Any that isn't mine.
- Subjects in school: Design Tech. Almost as fascinating as physics, but more useful and less brain-hurty.
- Animals: Cats!
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• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •
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- Given anyone a bath?: Nope.
- Smoked?: Hell no. Second-hand smoke is bad enough, and it REEKS.
- Bungee jumped?: No.
- Made yourself throw up?: Yes. Swallowed a few pennies as a kid, tried to throw them up again, couldn't.
- Skinny dipped?: No. I don't swim much, on account of not floating.
- Ever been in love?: Yes. Sadly.
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Nope.
- Pictured your crush naked?: Yes.
- Actually seen your crush naked?: Yes.
- Cried when someone died?: My cats. >.<
- Lied: Yes. I'm a bastard like that.
- Fallen for your best friend?: Yup. That turned out REALLY well.
- Used someone?: Frequently. I don't care about most people, so I'm perfectly okay with getting what I want out of them without reprocity. That said, I don't do it much. Abusing someone's generosity once means they're unlikely to give it again.
- Done something you regret?: Many!
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• × • C U R R E N T • × •
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- Clothes: Pyjama bottoms, T-shirt.
- Desktop picture: My bunny-pit on kaitio's server. It's a pit in my house/cave that I store rabbits in.
- CD in player: Don't leave disks in.
- DVD in player: It's bad for the disks, y'see.
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• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •
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- You touched: Kaitio.
- Hugged: Kane/aura at the meet, I think,.
- You kissed: Kaitio.
- You IMed: Kait again.
- Talk to online: Draken.
- You sexed it up with: Not saying.
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• × • A R E | Y O U • × •
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- Understanding?: I try to give the impression of it, but I'm really not.
- Open-minded?: Yup.
- Arrogant?: Cocky, unless my knowledge is being challenged.
- Insecure?: Yes.
- Random?: No.
- Hungry?: Nope.
- Smart?: Yes.
- Moody?: Sometimes.
- Organized?: I try to be, but fail.
- Shy?: Yes.
- Difficult?: Quite often.
- Bored easily?: If it's not interesting, I'm bored.
- Obsessed?: No,
- Angry?: Pretty much all the time.
- Happy?: No.
- Hyper?: Nope.
- Trusting?: No. Trust has to be earned, and that takes a LONG time.
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• × • R A N D O M • × •
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- In the morning I: Hate the world, hate people, and don't want to go back to work.
- Love is: A long, pleasurable path to pain.
- I dream about: Shit I don't remember.
- Sexual preference: Girls.
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into? Hair.
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• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • ×
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- Coke or Pepsi: Coke
- Flowers or candy: Candy. Not allergic to sugary treats. Flowers? Yup.
- Tall or short: Short is cute, but I won't give up being tall.
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• × • W H O • × •
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- Makes you laugh the most: My gaming group.
- Makes you smile: Now, nobody.
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Nobody. >.<
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• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •
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- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: No. Because fuck that shit. I'm not wasting any more time waiting for her.
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: No.
- Wish you were younger?: Yes. I have wasted and fucked up my life, and want a do-over.
- Cry because someone said something to you?: Yes.
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• × • N U M B E R • × •
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- Of times I have had my heart broken?: Too many to think about.
- Of guys I've kissed: A few.
- Of girls I've kissed: One.
- Of Cd's I own: Too many.
- Of scars on my body: Too many to count. Visible ones? Ones that affect things but aren't visible? Ones I can't see but were there for a long time? Far too many of the things.
________________________________________________________________________
- Name: Skorpy (You don't get my real name.)
- Single or taken: Single. I think. Kinda complicated. Coming out of a long-term relationship with a poly group, and I'm not sure if I want to keep contact with the ones who haven't turned on me.
- Sex: Male
- Birthday: 5th of April
- Sign: I don't believe in astrology. Instead, astrophysics.
- Hair color: Browny-blonde. It's meant to be blonde, but it sorta darkened when I hit puberty.
- Eye color: Bluey-grey, some people think it's green, some hazel. Depends on light conditions.
- Height: 6'2". I think.
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Bi. Sorta. Way I see it, I'm straight, but I happen to like guys as well.
________________________________________________________________________
• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •
________________________________________________________________________
- Favorite place to shop for clothes?: Camden. So much awesome. Expensive, though.
- Favorite designer: Fuck branding. I shop by what I like, not by who made it. However, I do buy Caterpillar boots by brand, because they're reliable and comfy and hard-wearing, and have grip for days until it all wears off.
- What is your sexiest outfit?: Alternative clubbing gear. Baggy black trousers with chains and metal details, tight nerdy or snarky T-shirt, stompy workboots, possibly spiked wristbands.
- What is your most comfortable outfit?: Worn jeans, fitting T-shirt.
- What do you usually wear: Jeans and T-shirt casually.
________________________________________________________________________
• × • S P E C I F I C S • × •
________________________________________________________________________
- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Head and shoulders 2-in-1. Makes my hair shiney, and takes the greasy shite out of it.
- What are you listening to right now?: Terd Nugent: Cat Scratch Fever
- Who is the last person that called you?: Where's my phone... Apparently, my manager asking for overtime. Bleagh.
- How many buddies are online right now?: Don't know, not signed into IMs.
________________________________________________________________________
• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •
________________________________________________________________________
- Food: Sweet and sour chicken, right now. Mmmmm.
- Girls' names: No idea.
- Boys' names: Any that isn't mine.
- Subjects in school: Design Tech. Almost as fascinating as physics, but more useful and less brain-hurty.
- Animals: Cats!
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• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •
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- Given anyone a bath?: Nope.
- Smoked?: Hell no. Second-hand smoke is bad enough, and it REEKS.
- Bungee jumped?: No.
- Made yourself throw up?: Yes. Swallowed a few pennies as a kid, tried to throw them up again, couldn't.
- Skinny dipped?: No. I don't swim much, on account of not floating.
- Ever been in love?: Yes. Sadly.
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Nope.
- Pictured your crush naked?: Yes.
- Actually seen your crush naked?: Yes.
- Cried when someone died?: My cats. >.<
- Lied: Yes. I'm a bastard like that.
- Fallen for your best friend?: Yup. That turned out REALLY well.
- Used someone?: Frequently. I don't care about most people, so I'm perfectly okay with getting what I want out of them without reprocity. That said, I don't do it much. Abusing someone's generosity once means they're unlikely to give it again.
- Done something you regret?: Many!
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• × • C U R R E N T • × •
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- Clothes: Pyjama bottoms, T-shirt.
- Desktop picture: My bunny-pit on kaitio's server. It's a pit in my house/cave that I store rabbits in.
- CD in player: Don't leave disks in.
- DVD in player: It's bad for the disks, y'see.
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• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •
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- You touched: Kaitio.
- Hugged: Kane/aura at the meet, I think,.
- You kissed: Kaitio.
- You IMed: Kait again.
- Talk to online: Draken.
- You sexed it up with: Not saying.
________________________________________________________________________
• × • A R E | Y O U • × •
________________________________________________________________________
- Understanding?: I try to give the impression of it, but I'm really not.
- Open-minded?: Yup.
- Arrogant?: Cocky, unless my knowledge is being challenged.
- Insecure?: Yes.
- Random?: No.
- Hungry?: Nope.
- Smart?: Yes.
- Moody?: Sometimes.
- Organized?: I try to be, but fail.
- Shy?: Yes.
- Difficult?: Quite often.
- Bored easily?: If it's not interesting, I'm bored.
- Obsessed?: No,
- Angry?: Pretty much all the time.
- Happy?: No.
- Hyper?: Nope.
- Trusting?: No. Trust has to be earned, and that takes a LONG time.
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• × • R A N D O M • × •
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- In the morning I: Hate the world, hate people, and don't want to go back to work.
- Love is: A long, pleasurable path to pain.
- I dream about: Shit I don't remember.
- Sexual preference: Girls.
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into? Hair.
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• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • ×
________________________________________________________________________
- Coke or Pepsi: Coke
- Flowers or candy: Candy. Not allergic to sugary treats. Flowers? Yup.
- Tall or short: Short is cute, but I won't give up being tall.
________________________________________________________________________
• × • W H O • × •
________________________________________________________________________
- Makes you laugh the most: My gaming group.
- Makes you smile: Now, nobody.
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Nobody. >.<
________________________________________________________________________
• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •
________________________________________________________________________
- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: No. Because fuck that shit. I'm not wasting any more time waiting for her.
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: No.
- Wish you were younger?: Yes. I have wasted and fucked up my life, and want a do-over.
- Cry because someone said something to you?: Yes.
________________________________________________________________________
• × • N U M B E R • × •
________________________________________________________________________
- Of times I have had my heart broken?: Too many to think about.
- Of guys I've kissed: A few.
- Of girls I've kissed: One.
- Of Cd's I own: Too many.
- Of scars on my body: Too many to count. Visible ones? Ones that affect things but aren't visible? Ones I can't see but were there for a long time? Far too many of the things.
