Another Koopling namesake is gone.

This is proof that Jafar is the best villain ever.

Since so many people have been giving out their Friend Codes, I thought that I'd join the bandwagon, so here it is.

0791-1373-4748

This also serves as an official Friend Code thread.

Due to the sudden influx of possible leaked GenVI Pokemon, I decided to check on the validity of this info. While looking for info on the supposed evolution of Braixen known as "Delphox", I found a snippet of a post by the infamous Mr. XY, who trolled the FUCKING HELL out of us back in March.

It turns out he got something right.

This snippet refers to something called a "Bond System", which sounds very much like the new Pokemon-Amie. It's possible that he may have hidden truth inside all of his lies, since nobody knows how Eevee evolves into Sylveon, and he says that the "Bond System" (Pokemon-Amie) has something to do with Sylveon.

What if it turns out that he was right about this?

As for the 27 leaked Pokemon, I call bullshit on all of them except Delphox, as Delphox is the only one I've seen mentioned on either Bulbapedia, Marriland or Serebii.

Attention fans of Pokemon such as Charizard, Blaziken, Houndoom, Infernape, Reshiram and Talonflame: Today is a very good day for your favorite type.

According to Bulbapedia, the Fire type resists the Fairy type. Yes, this includes Reshiram, who is also a Dragon type.

Thus, I have this advice to my fellow Dragon-type lovers: If you see a Fairy type, grab your Reshiram and give 'em hell.

Right now, Congress is trying to pass stiff gun control laws. This is the first step in your government taking away your Amendment II right: The Right to Bear Arms.

Please tell your congressmen/women to vote no on any such laws that would restrict gun ownership, as Amendment II is crucial to America's security!

PROTECT THE SECOND AMENDMENT!

Well, it turns out that I'm available again.

My long-time mate (since 2003) has just left the fandom, so now I'm on the market for the first time in almost 9 years, and I know there are a lot of males interested in me, so please leave me a note if you are.

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ALL | ABOUT | ME
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- Name: Skylamiat (Oddy enough, my real name is Skyler)
- Single or taken: Single (Taken on the net, though... I miss you, Aleihr.)
- Sex: YES! (Female)
- Birthday: July 4, 1981
- Sign: Stop. (Oh, zodiac sign? No idea.)
- Hair color: Black
- Eye color: Crimson (both IC and IRL)
- Height: 7' 1"
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Bi
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S P E C I F I C S
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- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Neutrogina
- What are you listening to right now?: The Star-Spangled Banner (lol God Bless America)
- Who is the last person that called you?: Don't laugh, but Obama called me three days ago.
- How many buddies are online right now?: 1,776 (I always have 1,776 buddies on, lol)
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F A V O R I T E S
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- Animal: dragons >=3
- Color: Crimson
- Drink: Sprite
- Element: WAR!!!!!!!!!!
- Food: Any type of meat
- Game: Global Thermonuclear War (WarGames FTW)
- Movie: Dragonheart
- Song: Christmas at Ground Zero (for the time being... I HATE CHRISTMAS)
- Subjects in school: American History, PE
- T.V.: Anything about WW2
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H A V E | Y O U | E V E R
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- Given anyone a bath?: Yep. And it was sexy.
- Smoked?: eww
- Bungee jump?: Twice.
- Made yourself throw up?: xD nuu
- Skinny dipped?: Yes, a LOT
- Ever been in love?: Does loving mah country count?
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: All women do.
- Pictured your crush naked?: What woman hasn't?
- Actually seen your crush naked?: >=3 hehe well him and I have gone further then this ;D
- Cried when someone died?: Who doesn't?
- Lied: Who hasn't at one point or another?
- Fallen for your best friend?: Yeah :/
- Used someone?: Only for sex.
- Done something you regret?: I regret that I have but one life to live for my country.
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C U R R E N T
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- Clothes: Camoflague
- Desktop picture: The American Flag
- CD in player: I have three...
- DVD in player: None

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L A S T | P E R S O N
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- You touched: Myself
- Hugged: Don't remember his name, but he's a Iraq vet
- You kissed: Same
- You IMed: Haven't IMed in years
- Talk to online: Not tellin'.
- You sexed it up with: Myself. I'm a lonely femme right now.
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A R E | Y O U
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- Understanding?: Unless you're Russian. (DAMN COMMIES!)
- Open-minded?: No. See above
- Arrogant?: Yes.
- Insecure?: HELL NO
- Random?: GOD BLESS AMERICA!
- Hungry?: Not really.
- Smart?: Yeah
- Moody?: Yeah... I'm on the blob right now. ;p
- Organized?: Yeah
- Shy?: NO WAY!
- Difficult?: Especially if you're Russian
- Bored easily?: Hope to God I never really get bored.
- Entertained easily?: Yeah... by ppl killing each other for no reason
- Obsessed?: With the USA, and proud of it!
- Lazy?: I'm an American. It's practically my birthright to be lazy!
- Angry?: Take it from The Hulk: "Don't make me angry."
- Happy?: 97.999999999999999999999% of the time
- Hyper?: Yeah... I have G cups
- Trusting?: very :3 s
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R A N D O M
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- In the morning I: finger myself
- Love is: A warm gun
- I dream about: WW3 (No, really.)
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: Muscles
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D O | Y O U | E V E R
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- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Sometimes
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: I'd make for a really evil male.
- Wish you were younger?: Sometimes...
- Cry because someone said something to you?: I don't cry when it happens: I punch their lights out, if they're Russian.
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N U M B E R
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- Of times I have had my heart broken?: Four
- Of Cd's I own: 36
- Of scars on my body: One
- Of bones I've broken: None

1.Do you sleep naked?
YES.

2. Do you sleep with socks on?
No.

3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
Both... Sex is awesome.

4. Do you enjoy drama?
Maybe...

5. Are you a girly girl?
HELL NO.

6. Who was the last person you hugged?
Myself.

7. Small or large rack?
FF cup. 'Nuff said.

8. Are you short?
...I'm 7' 1". So no.

9. Do you like somebody?
Yeah

10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a guy?
Don't have one

11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
As long as they smell like men. I wuv manmusk.

12. Do you think you’re conceited?
Not really.

13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
Used to.

14. Are you double jointed?
One thumb and four fingers. (Actually, the thumb is TRIPLE jointed...)

15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
I don't recall anything unusual cause I have the hardest time falling asleep in weird places :p

16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
Yes. Twice.

17. Is there any type of rumour going around about you?
No.

18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
No.

19. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?
Tons.

[ ] I wear make up.
[ ] I have cried in a movie theater.
[ ] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth.
[ ] I get jealous.
[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[ ] JUDE LAW FAG
[x] I love to laugh.
[ ] I like death/grind/black metal.
[ ] I like rap.
[ ] I like techno.
[ ] I like country.
[x] I carry a purse. (It's called a man-bag!)
[x] I'd be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD.
[ ] I get bored watching football.
[x] I've never been called a spoiled brat.
[ ] Guys are confusing.
[ ] I've been called a bad influence
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.


Come on ladies, be truthful!

1. What color is your underwear?
Red, white and blue.

2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
Hair is not something I look at... unless it's pubic hair.

3. Are you currently frustrated with a guy?
No.

4. What's one thing a guy can do to make you like them?
Not stare at the rack all the time.

5. Do you have a best friend?
Yeah

6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
I don't know... How can you tell?

7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
No way.

8. Do you like your life?
I love it.

10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
Three times... I've also have two girlfriends stolen.

11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
On a dare.

12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
Offline it's boys, online it's about even

14. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
A lot.

15. What are your biggest fears?
Breast cancer. I love my massive bewbs!

16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
No.

17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Yuh

18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
No.

19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Yes.

20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Not really... Tall people get bad PR.

21. Are you currently missing someone?
Nope


THIS GUY OR THAT GUY? PICK ONE:

Cowboy or Gangster?
Neither.

Preppy or Punk?
Punk. I liek the bad boys.

Face or Body?
Body, especially muscles.

Good cook or take you out a lot?
Both. Good cooks are romantic... as are dates.

Sweet or sexy?
Both.

Armani or Abercrombie?
Armani = good taste in clothes

Contacts or glasses?
Neither.

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Sure. Not sure who, though.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Any time, anywhere with anyone.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Mostly the left.

4. Do you masturbate?
Yes. In fact, about to do so in a few minutes.

5. How often? Lately?
Last time was about three hours ago.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No.

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Duh. Of course.

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Yes.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive. Very aggressive.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Only over the net.

13. Would you choose love or money?
Can`t I have both?

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Crushing (I'm 7'1"), smothering (38G) and double penetration.

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
No.

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Las Vegas.

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
The locker room at high school

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
No, but I have caught my parents

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope.

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No.

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Yes

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Several times.

24. What's your sexuality?
Bisexual.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Define sex.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yes.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes, a couple times.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yeah.

30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yerp.

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
More than 25.

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
No.

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No.

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
No.

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yerp.

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Duh.

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
All of them.

38. What's your favorite sex act?
Getting licked out... by another girl

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Two lesbian threesomes and at least 20 gangbangs.

40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Aleihr, if only because I did it.

Anal on Males
HELL NO... Unless it's tentacles.

Anal on Females
Bring it on, baby. I like it up my tailhole.

Breasts
Of course... I have rather big ones myself.

Breast Expansion
Depends on how much.

Weight Gain
Only if it's muscle-based.

Bondage
Very yes! :D

Clothing
Yes... for cases in which it's required.

Leather
Not so much the clothing of it, but the bondage part...

Stockings
For sexual purposes only.

Shoe/Boots
Same as Clothing.

Suit and Tie
I'd love to see certain dragons in that...

Muscle, Male
YES! The more, the better!

Muscle, Female
Yes. I'm quite in shape myself, but not like Ovami is... ((Amazon doesn't begin to describe her))

Herm
Ew, no.

Cub/Shota
NO.

Baby/Diaper
NO.

Transformation
Yes!

Macro/Micro
I'm 21 feet tall. Need I say more?

Impregnation
Only for the purpose of continuing the species. Some of my family think otherwise.

Pregnancy
See above.

Lactation
Yes.

Anal Vore
Ick! No.

Soul Vore
Sounds interesting... Especially since I'm a goddess!

Cock Vore
My mate loves it!

Standard Soft Vore
Yes.

Standard Hard Vore
A dragon hunts and eats prey in order to feed itself, not to satisfy strange sexual urges.

Paw/Foot
Not really, no.

Incest
Yes! All dragons do it!

Clonecest
WTF????

Yuri (F/F)
Yes.

Yaoi (M/M)
Nope.

Hetero (M/F)
That's what being straight is all about, isn't it? Of course. :P

Girly Boys
Can't stand 'em.

Butch Girls
Dommy, yes. Butch, YES!

Mind Control
Nah.

Rape
For purposes involving military reasons.

Uniform
Military and police ONLY

Orgy
Yes.

Subbing/Domming
Oh yes. *giggles*

Biting
Ooh, yes, little nibbles especially.

Solo Masturbation; Male
Sometimes guys just gotta. :P

Solo Masturbation; Female
In the words of Cyndi Lauper, "Everybody Bops."

Scat
NO.

Inflation
Spooge-based.

Fat/Pudge
If it can be muscular...

Tech
Very occasionally, if it's done the right way...

Watersports
NO.

Glasses
Don't usually see those on dragons! But they can be sexy, yes.

Tentacles
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oviposition
Tentacle-based.

Masochism
Somewhat...

Sadism
Eh, not really.

Partial Nudity
For pornographic reasons.

Gore
Nope.

Snuff
As a method of torture, yes.

Hyper
Yeah... Have to. I'm a DRAGON.

Zoophilia
Uh... no.

Electricity
If it's done properly!

She-males
No. D:

Cross-dressing
Still no...

Oral
Kinda! But mainly as a tease before the main event. :3

Asphyxiation
As a form of sexual torture or sex-based execution, yes. By all means.

Wet-look
Depends on the gender and species.

Mud/Quicksand etc
I have no idea.

Sinking
No.

Spooge
As long as it ends up on or in a female's body.

Tickling
Not really sexually, but sometimes it can lead to it...

Vomit
Um, decidedly no.

Body hair
Dragons don't have hair. Well, except the furred ones, and that's different because shaving it off would be weird. :P

Older men/women
Yeah... I'm 185,000 years old, after all.

Skinny figure
With a good muscle tone.

Needles/pricking
D: D: D: No!

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/w.....ok%C3%A9mon%29

Patriotism is alive and well in Pokemon, apparently.

This is Wargle, the Valor Pokemon. Based off of the American Bald Eagle, Wargle is the first GenV Pokemon to have it's English name. It's also a blatant reference to the United States, which I really don't mind. In fact, I'm glad Pokemon finally decided to honor a country with a Pokemon, and the U.S. of A. happened to be the first one honored, as it damn well should be.

Now, I don't know what Wargle's National Pokedex number is going to be, but I propose #1776, as it's so obviously a reference to the U.S.A.

As I was coming back to my User Page a minute ago, I noticed something out of the corner of my eye.

Pageviews: 1549

Now that may be just plain ironic, but the flag-waving, Communist-hating, hamburger-eating American in me couldn't help but notice that it's the same number as Flight 1549.

The Miracle on the Hudson.

God Bless Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger for what he was able to do on Jan. 15, 2009, and may the words "Brace for Impact" forever ring with the same patriotic tones as "Give me Liberty or Give me Death!", "Let's Roll" and "I Regret That I Have but one Life to Give for my Country".

Mr. Sullenberger, you are a true American hero in a time when this great country of ours is severely lacking in such honorable people as yourself.

Edit: April 17, 2010

I think I may be obsessed with The Miracle on the Hudson.

My proof? Look what I just found on a random check of my userpage.

Comments Given: 1459

I just realized I misread that as 1549. Someone smack some sense into me, PLEASE!

Yesterday, NamelessImp uploaded a story that made me very, very wet. Thinking that I wouldn't have to look far for it, I didn't fave it.

Today, I decided to browse for it, and finally found it...

ON PAGE SEVENTY-THREE (73). Using the option to have 60 items per page.

Who knew that FA was THAT busy... Over 4,200 uploads in 24 hours?

People, please. Learn from me and every time something makes you hot and bothered, INSTA-FAVE IT.

It's been 30 days since I last got on, and as I looked at my favorites, I discovered that there was a pic there that I hadn't put on my list.

As a note to whoever did that, dragon herms turn me off, so please refrain from faving any more draconic herms for me, or any other pics without my permission.

It's obvious that someone out there has my password, and I want to know who.

I just found between 10 and 15 pics on FChan, in the /s/ and /a/ sections based on one of my favorite series...

Species.

This is very newsworthy to me.

It's almost impossible to post ANYTHING Species-related on FChan without it being deleted an hour later...

Gideon's newest pic, seen here: http://s2.data.furaffinity.net/art/....._hot-throb.jpg
just made me think about something.

Are Hot Rod and Arcee from the original Transformers related to Rattrap from Beast Wars after all?

To quote my reply to the above pic and provide possible proof of this, I offer this quote from Rattrap.

"Oh, for the love of my great-aunt Arcee..."

As we all know, Hot Rod and Arcee were quite in love with each other. Could they have had children (which Gideon's pic offers a possible solution to the question of how), and somewhere down the line, one of Arcee's cousins' daughter had Rattrap as a son?

I think I just slagged my brain thinking about this, to put it in Transformers terms.

I have no idea why this is, but for some reason, I just can't stand herms anymore. Now, I still find some herms sexy, especially those drawn by clapantgrifon... But otherwise, herms make me sick.

For example, I was looking at a couple of new pics today, and thinking that the femme in them was beautiful... until I saw that she had a cock.

Then I dryheaved.