Howdy folks, been a looong time and I wish I could say I'm comin back but for those who know me well enough, y'all know my luck never holds out. So I'll cut to the short version.. due to mounds of issues after movin in with my ma to save cash she ended up losing her job and now we're both unemployed and gettin pulled into a whole mess of legal mumbo jumbo and could very well end up losing our house and everything else. So figured I'd send out the word and hopefully I'll hear from many of you again someday.. take care of yerselves.

Howdy errybody, Now as ya may (or more then likely haven't noticed or given a damn heh) I havent been submittin much or had much activity here on ol FA. well that is because I recently moved and have yet to get any real internet (typin this via my own mothers laptop) so when I do get internet back on my own comp and access to my scanner and such, I should be right as rain and up to no good as usual heh.

yep today on march 1st I have hit the big 2-0. 20 years of life and dorky as always. Faced many tough times and it's thanks to the many friends i've made along the way that helped me make it this far. Thanks to all of you.

Home sick today and figured i'd steal this from waz waz to help clear my head of a few things.

A

- Available: Yep, a hectic schedule and havin friends who live millions of miles away will do that.
- Age: 20 years old in one week (March 1st, remember it people)
- Annoyance: Having to repeat myself... ugh..
- Allergic: None that I know of, eggs made me sick as a kid but now i can eat em just fine.
- Animal: Wolves, bears, and moles
- Actor: Hmmm... never had a favorite actor. heh I tend to pay more attention to voice actors, like Tara Strong.. i'll admit i had a crush.. >//>

B

- Beer: I dont drink, never have and never will.
- Birthday/Birthplace: March 1st 1989, Co.
- Best Friends: Online: too many to count Offline: Mike and Lee
- Body Part on opposite sex: The mind (has to have a sense of humor and not be an idiot) and face (gotta have a cute face)
- Best feeling in the world: Victory
- Blind or Deaf: I'm neither but f I have to pick one, deaf. i needs my eyes.
- Best weather: I likes teh rain.
- Been in Love: A crush or three...
- Been censoreded out?: Don't think so..?
- Been on stage?: only for school plays.. and sadly next year my mother wants me to try amateur stand-up comedy.. I'm doomed >.<
- Believe in yourself?: I have to.
- Believe in life on other planets: somewhere out there has gotta be somethin right?
- Believe in miracles: I'm still alive and kickin aren't I, thats a miracle right there lol
- Believe in Magic: Maybe
- Believe in God: I'm more agnostic, so maybe
- Believe in Satan: maybe
- Believe in Santa: nah, that childhood fantasy was killed off years ago...
- Believe in Ghosts/spirits: Sort of, I believe after some folks die somethin is left behind
- Believe in Evolution: Yeah, actually i do.

C

- Car: I have a beat up ol car that squeals like a banshee..
- Candy: Whatchamacallits. (yes folks its a real candy bar)
- Colour: green for my characters, blue as a natural, and black and white as a theme
- Cried in school: ... I hated high school let's just leave it at that....
- Chocolate/Vanilla: Swirls those up I love em both
- Chinese/Mexican: Same as the ice cream lol
- Cake or pie: .. do not make me repeat myself...
- Countries to visit: I only been to mexico.. yeh i'd like to visit a few more.

D

- Day or Night: depends on the situation.
- Dream vehicle: one that I wont have to worry about exploding
- Danced: ... yeh ok i dance when i'm alone to my music.. shut up...
- Dance in the rain?: I sit in the rain and hum.
- Dance in the middle of the street?: That sounds suicidal so no.

C:

- Do the splits?: oh dear lorn no... ow >.0

E

- Eggs: benedict ^w^
- Eyes: Hazel-y
- Everyone has: Skin, and if they don't theys seriously messed up.
- Ever failed a class?: .... yes.... -_-;

F

- First crush: I don't remember my first, i was maybe 5 years old heh.
- Full name: Jake A.W (J.A.W)
- First thoughts waking up: go away sun.. yer not wanted here...
- Food: nommage, major nommage

G

- Greatest Fear: Failure
- Giver or taker: depends
- Goals: survive life, graduate, find a mate, get my own animated series, and wing it from there. (not exactly in that order)
- Get along with your parents?: For me it's parent, and most of the time...
- Good luck charms: I could use one, my luck sucks. I'm karmas bitch I swear.

H

- Hair Colour: Dark dark brown hair, red facial hair with a back stripe
- Height: I'm 6'2" yeh i'm a big ol bastard.
- Happy: Workin on it.
- Holidays: Thanksgivin, mounds of free food.
- How do you want to die: peacefully
- Health freak?: Nowhere near but I should start
- Hate: Injustice

I

(In guys/girls)

- Eye colour: I ain't picky
- Hair Colour: you heard what i said
- Height: I dont really mind, but if their taller then me I wanna meet em, thats impressive for a gal.
- Clothing Style: I have no idea... hell even my own is basic. jeans, t-shirt, and tennis shoes (every day)
- Characteristics: Sense of humor, common interests, playful, cuddly (yes i'm a cuddle slut shut up..)
- Ice Cream: What's ice cream gotta do with a relationship. "You hate chocolate? you whore!"
- Instrument: if they could play anythin that'd be cool. I want a theramin

J

- Jewelry: I wear none
- Job: Recently laid off due to cut-backs, so unemployed.

K

- Kids: if and when I'm ready, right now life is to crazy to think about it.
- Kickboxing or karate: I've tried karate, tae-kwon-do, I'll give kickboxing a try.
- Keep a journal?: only here.

L

- Longest Car Coach Ride: 26 hours... from Colorado to nevada.. in traffic...
- Love: is nice
- Letter: I don't get letters. But I like the letter O, circles are fun.
- Laughed so hard you cried: oh many times
- Love at first sight: that makes it sound shallow, I rather know somebody first.

M

- Milk flavor: I like, chocolate milk. and milk in general.
- Movie: Mine keep changing >.<
- Mooned anyone?: no, but i've been mooned... damn you mike.. >.<
- Marriage: Some day heh
- Motion sickness?: only when readin in the car.
- McD's or BK: McD's, that dollar menu has saved my life.

N

- Number of Siblings: Only child
- Number of Piercings: I have none and think i'd look silly with em.
- Number: 13 (I'm used to bad luck)

O

- Overused Phrases: "Who broke what now?" "Onward and awkward!"
- One wish: To get that one big victory that lets me now I made it.
- One phobia: Being lost alone.

P

- Place you'd like to live: California so I can work in them thar perrty animation studios.
- Pepsi/Coke: Mountain dew

Q

- Quail: is a bird.
- Questionnaires: Can be annoying.

R

- Reason to cry: being forced to give up.
- Reality # I don't watch any.
- Radio Station: I listen to CD's, no stations play the stuff I like.
- Roll your tongue in a circle?: I can indeed, which is weird cause I have a small tongue.

S

- Song: Tpm Petty: I won't back down
- Shoe size: men's 13.
- Sushi: is delicious!
- Skipped school: I have.
- Slept outside: It's freezing out there, yer nuts.
- Seen a dead body?: Open casket funerals still spook me...
- Smoked?: nope, never will.
- Skinny dipped?: thought about it.
- Shower daily?: yeah.
- Sing well?: I deafen my own ears when singin
- In the shower?: ... yes...
- Swear?: Like a sailor! Only when I'm mad though...
- Stuffed Animals?: used to have em, gave em away to younger kids.
- Single/Group dates: been on a single date here or there.
- Strawberries/Blueberries: sure why not
- Scientists need to invent: jetpacks and flying cars.

T

- Time for bed: whenever I pass out
- Thunderstorms: are awesome.
- Touch your tongue to your nose?: I can't.

U

- Unpredictable: I dunno, I try not to be.
- Under the influence?: Never been, never will.
- Understanding?: yeah

V

- Vegetable you hate: Cilantro..
- Vegetable you love: i tolerate certain vegetables.
- Vacation spot: anywhere but here.

W

- Weakness: low self esteem.
- When you grow up: to be an animator and have a family.
- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: I'm the only one like me.
- Who makes you laugh the most: Myself.
- Worst feeling: failing someone.
- Wanted to be a model?: nah, I'm not bulemic enough.
- Where do we go when we die: hard to say, i've never died. lemme know when ya find out.
- Worst weather: blizzards, i hate digging my car out of the snow..
- Walk with a book on your head?: ... ok yes i tried it once..

X

- X-Rays: After three concussions and a messed up back yeh.. i've had a few.

Y

-Year it is now: 2009
-Yellow: nannerpuss! (Youtube it)

Z

- Zoo animal: I like the bats.
- Zodiac sign: I'm a fish, how sad.. (pisces)

hey everybody, just lettin y'all know i'll be gone for a week or so, maybe longer..... Just received news that my dog, that i've had since i was 5 years old, has cancer and may have to be put down so in the mean time i will be watching over her.. thank you.. I may occasionally pop by yahoo or msn for those who chat with me regularly. Stay safe and happy everybody.

Howdy folks,
Well for those of ya who don't know (everybody) My birthday is comin right around the corner. March 1st I turn 20 years old and have to officially lose the teen portion in my title... I feel old now >w<

oh and for anyone who feels generous enough to help me out
Paypal: JakeAW[at]yahoo.com (I feel so greedy typing that lol... I swear it all goes to helpin me and my family out)

Did this once before at my older account.. was alotta fun and well worth a cheap laugh so doin it here too.

1.) Put your media player of choice on shuffle.
2.) List the first fifteen songs that come up (skipping titles like "Fugue in D Minor") and add "in my pants" to the end.
3.) In brackets next to "in my pants" put the artist/band.

1. Liar in my pants (Emilie Autumn)
2. Slowdown in my pants (Morcheeba)
3. Wake The Snake in my pants (Lordi)
4. Never Let Down in my pants (Andrew W.K)
5. The Space They Cant Touch in my pants (Less Than Jake)
6. Red Flag in my pants (Billy Talent)
7. Mighty Little man in my pants (Steve Burns)
8. Once In A Lifetime in my pants (Dragonforce)
9. Sad But True in my pants (Apocolyptica)
10. Good To Be Bad in my pants (Lordi)
11. Palm Of Your Hand in my pants (Cake)
12. Everything Sucks in my pants (Reel Big Fish)
13. Bite It Like A Bulldog in my pants (Lordi)
14. Unforgiven in my pants (Apocolyptica)
15. I'll Do Everything in my pants (Lazlo Bane)

It's kinda sad how so many of those fit together and even worse how many of em make fun of me.. I need to listen to more music.... TwT

I totally stole this from  D6016 mwahahaha... eh he doesnt give a damn.. anyway.. onward and awkward!

1: I have Tourette syndrome (this causes alotta awkward moments over the phone, i swear my grunting is not cause I'm jackin off...)

2:My skull grew over it's self (I have a small ridge under my hair cause of it. it's freaky)

3: when I was younger I had a dyed blonde mullet (I was the whitest trash 7 year old you ever seen! I tell you whut!)

4: there is no spoon (this is a lie.. i have a bunch... also from what i hear a certain cake is a lie too.. f#*k cake. i like pie better.. pie never lied to me...)

5: I actually loved liver and onions as a child.. still do.. (with some fava beans and a nice kianti..)

6: I have at one point or another put any kind of leftover there is in between two pieces of bread. (bread=Edible plates)

7: ummm... wow.. i really dont have a life so I don;t think i have a 7th thing...

8: yer still here?... LOOK A DISTRACTION!!! *runs*

Howdy folks, only three pages in so i know I'm probably jumpin the gun but I wanted y'alls opinion on the comic. Now I will agree to the fact that I am nowhere near as grand an artist as some of the other fine folks here on FA but I am tryin for a consistent and well developed style.. plus this is among the few times I am actually trying with backgrounds (damn them... I hate back grounds soooo much!!!!) So with that bein said figured i'd get y'alls responses and see if yer lookin forward to more pages. (Which i promise will hold quite their fare share of actiony goodness.)

Howdy all yous's just wanted to say thanks for the watches and fav's and all that malarkey. so many *hugs* to y'all's and i'll try not to dissapoint ^w^