Kind of got my scanner working again, and I just got a brand new heuuuge sketchbook.


I'll be trying to upload again soon, what would you guys want to see?

So. Last night.
Got drunk at the beach and went to walk a friend to the bus stop in the dark. I forgot that right after crossing the freeway there is a big 3 foot drop before the sidewalk starts. I basically took a step off of it and fell on my ankle like, sideways.

So now I'm hung over and I've woken up with a mini skirt on (wtf?) and my knee is basically like, a bruise and my ankle is swollen and I cant put any pressure on it.


Oh, and this necklace I got as a present awhile ago broke last night when I was wrestling with a friend. I told him it was fine and I could just replace it. Yeah - apparently its white gold and I'm a dipshit. Totally thought it was silver.

Art coming soon hopefully - I got my computer in semi-working order and I have a lot of sketches and finished shit and junk.



Sweet jesus I'm rambling!

I guess my ex is still looking at this site and relaying information that I really wanted to hold of telling someone about.

Um yeah, I dont really care except ya know, I try to keep my furaffinity away from my personal life, which is why I feel comfortable making journals for the most part.


ANYWAYS - hes a creepy stalker faggot and I just wanted to make a journal about it so he will leave me the fuck alone.


THE END, YOU FUCKING CREEP

So I've waited about 3 months to actually break down and freak out about the possibility of being pregnant.

I'm on the pill (supposed to have my period on it, though) and I've taken like, 2 of those pregnancy tests and they've both been negative but its like - no period for like almost 3 months now.

I'm probably being paranoid and stupid but I'm trippin dicks.


Bad me, bad.

Cocks

I've been getting shitty the past couple of weeks and now I'm sick :C

I had to run from the cops the other day while drunk and then fucked for 5 hours. I haven't been sleeping. Like, last night was my first time sleeping alone in a good while.

DO YOU SEE THE KIND OF STRAIN I'VE BEEN PUTTING ON MY BODY?!?!? SWEET JESUS.

Also  didelphis called while I was chilling with my friend Crass and he grabbed the phone and screamed DDDDIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and hung up.
I'M SORRY DI, HES JUST AN ANGRY PUNK MOTHERFUCKER AND HE HAS TO KEEP THE IMAGE OF BEING A DOUCHEBAG TO PLEASE THE MASSES.

Oh god I'm so out of it.

My hair is a dusty gray blue and its actually kind of pretty looking right now. Also I'm getting dreds.


The End

I'm bored and its hot - give me ideas on shit to draw.


'pologies for the 2 journals today, I'm dying of boredom here :C

I'm in Chico right now and its SOO FUCKING HOT
KILL ME NOW BECAUSE HOLY SHIT
I'm about to cry, srsly.

Also my ex sent me back all my shit with a really nasty note calling me a hypocrite and a drunken whore and ect ect ect.


I would like to put it on the record that I am neither a whore nor a hypocrite.

So........





cocks

I'm sitting in class.
And its boring.


Someome talk to meeeee

I've been crashing at a friend's place for the past 3 or 4 days, and this will be my first sober night in...... like a week, I honestly can't remember.

Good shit for all the watches and junk, I really appreciate it even if I don't seem to talk all that much.

I don't know if I've mentioned that I broke up with my boyfriend.... but yeah I totally did.


Being single is fucking rad.

So fucking, long story short - me and a group of friends get a shit load of beer, dip over to the park, and proceed to frolic and get shitty.

At about 4:00 am we drive back to a friend's house to crash for the night, said friend ( who has been out of his face and belligerent for the majority of the night) passes out immediately on his bed.

An hour later, me and my friends Crass and Will are chilling watching Silence of the Lambs or some shit, when Greg ( guy who passed out) whips out his junk and pisses all over the floor, narrowly missing Crass' face, all the while mumbling " stupid bitch, I know you want me but you're gonna have to wait till later"

After recovering, we drag the futon and all our shit to the other side of the room and continue watching T.V

I'm a little messed up right now and I haven't slept in two days so I'm not sure how much sense I'm making - but I assure you, it was very epic.

Greg's new name is Piddles, btw.

So I went to this rave a few weeks ago and my knees have been fucked to hell ever since.

I've been going to the beach the past week or so, I have VERY light skin and exposing my skin for even half an hour to the sun can fuck me over - sun sickness + hangovers = no bueno

I lost my voice from screaming at cars a few days ago, I would very much like it back.

I currently have no skin on my heels because I have been walking at least 3 miles a day with new shoes.

APPARENTLY I HAVE ALLERGIES LOL - I was unable to do a sniff test on a shirt because of a stuffy nose this morning and I am angry.

I have barely been online and the only places I've been drawing have been on walls and OTHER sketchbooks for the most part.


SO HOW ARE YALL DOING!??!?!?

SO FUCKING

I HELLA JUST WENT CAMPING

AND MY FRIENDS WERE ALL GOOMED AND THIZZED OUT AND I MADE BOMB ASS CHEESEBURGERS AND DRANK SHITTY BEER AND FUCKING

I WAS ROASTING A MARSHMALLOW AND IT CAUGHT ON FIRE AND I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT

AND LIKE I DROVE FOR THE FIRST TIME AND FUCKING DROVE THE HOUR AND A HALF HOME AND PEEPS WERE LIKE

"OH YOU SUCH A GOOD DRIVER" AND I WAS LIKE "FUCK YEAH I AM"
AND THEN I GOT OUT OF THE CAR AND LET WILL DRIVE WHEN WE GOT TO DEVILS SLIDE BECAUSE FUCKING

that shits hella scary

I made an elljay just to post sketches and WIPs. I have so many doodles that I don't feel warrant a submission in FA or DA so I'm storing them there.

Its friends only, just message me so I can make sure no crazy people are all up in my LJs. ( I don't need to know you, just make sure you're not like, my mother or something.)

http://slaggot.livejournal.com/

hurrr

I went to the hospital yesterday because my right ribcage area had been killing me for the past 3 days, and I had noticed some freaky deformities in the bone a couple months ago. The doctor felt the bumpies on my ribs and looked all freaked out, but she had no clue what it is. So I got an x-ray and liver function test.
She seemed to think I got the bumpies from a motorcycle accident I got in when I was 14, but my ribs weren't broken so I dunno.

Liver test and blood count test came out normal, so I guess I'm just a mutant freak :<

So my dad took me out driving for the first time, and HE ran into a pole. HE DID- NOT ME.
Christ

I've been trying to stay sober, and I feel more like shit than when I drank every day.

The horse I've been taking care of has this huge sore on the inside of his back leg, and the vet people who checked it out said they think his tumor or whatever is coming back.
Its all sad because he's awesome.

I was talking to this girl in class and she started going on about her Myspace and I was like "LOL Myspace" and stopped talking to her. I seriously think that class is scared of me.

I still miss my cat after almost 2 years

JUST UPDATES ON MY LIFE LOL

I got back from the trip last night and I'm bored and depressed.


Someone draw with me so I can get my mind off of everything :C

AIM is Daemintwiggy, or note me.

I HAVE BEEN FUCKED UP ON HYDROCODONE AND CARISOPRODOL FOR THE PAST 4 DAYS.
OH MY GOD LIFE IS AWESOME


I got to hold a chicken the other day! She was hella muddy and trippin balls so I let her go, but it was fucking awesome. Oh! and like, a goose hissed at me and I saw its teeth and freaked out.

Andandand

and

Fucking, I got a dope ass crepe pan for xmas and a shit load of copper bottomed pots and all that.
My Brubs got a wii and I've been kicking his ass in golf, but hes working now :<


I HAVEN'T DRAWN IN LIKE, 2 WEEKS SO GIVE ME SKETCH IDEAS TO WARM UP AND I MIGHT POST THEM IF THEY DONT COME OUT LIKE SHIT.

I'll be warming up after not drawing for a week, so if anyone wants to OC or anything with me, let me know. AIM is Daemintwiggy

So my birthday is coming up on the 27th. I'm kind of excited but eh - I get to like, buy cigarettes and have legal sex. And vote.

I'm visiting a certiain special someone for the holidays! We're gonna go and sit around and watch movies and drive to Tillamook and cook and get shitty and play with his kitties and wrestle and CONQUER THE FUCKING WORLD

K Ima go make a pancetta and brie sammich and act all cultured.






... also I just read Twilight Watch and had like 50 orgasms.

Go read it. Seriously. Now.

I just got some cognac in my advent calendar.
Life is full of win and awesome, appaerntly.

I got earplugs yesterday and I was finally able to sleep for more than 5 hours. Life is awesome and full of candy now :>

Also, it's been getting really cold lately, and my broke ass hand is stating to swell up and be horrible to me.




SO HOW IS EVERYONE

So I've been really restless lately, and all I've gotten done are anatomy studies and sketches. I was wondering if yall were interested in me posting the sketches or if I would be wasting my time/annoying people.

Also - I was talking to bf on the phone while I was making a bagel, and when I went to reach for the neufchâtel, I saw that It had nasty splotches on it. Our convo went downhill from there-
Me:"Oh ewww the neufchâtel went bad. I'll have to use butter and shit."
Bruhbruh: "More like OLDchâtel amirite?"
Me: "dammit, salami doesnt g- WAIT WHAT??"

He is SO lucky he has an amazing...face.....

So I'm mixing up a batter, and I crack an egg into it, and this little pink bit comes out with the egg.

I stare at it for a second, and say " I-Is that a fetus?"
My big brother (who was watching me cook) peers into the bowl and goes " Yep, looks like it."

WOTWOT
WTF IS THIS

I tried to fish him out of the bowl, and he like fell apart, but I managed to get most of him out.

and then I made him into delicious crepes