Last night I had a dream that I was sautéing newborn kittens.

And I didnt MEAN to I was just trying to help them.
The dream ended right around the time that I was cutting one in half to see if it had cooked through.
It smelled of lumpia.


Wtf does this say about my subconscious??

So Im sitting in my friends bed, giving him a back massage, and I say "how are your hands? I give excellent hand-jobs."

He turns his head. "orly?"

.....WHOOPS

Talk to me ppl


I wanna get to know ya

I was searchin thru some boxes for my acrylics and found: 2 anatomy books that I love, my awesome paint brushes, some old arts, fuzzy handcuffs, and a vibrator.









Beautiful

I found a chicken in my back yard

what do i do now :O

So Imabouts to be going on this week long trip/college class thing to do field study mabobs on bats :D
So Ill be able to touch them and oogle at their cuteness while I measure them and all that sheite.

Downside is I gots to get rabies shots to get vaccinated and all that. Dont get me wrong, im not afraid of the pain or anything, but I heard so much shit about rabies shots that I was all freaked out. So yesterday I spent about 3 hours getting to the city and when I finally got to the whole needle part, the nurse lady let me do my scared dance on the chair for a minute or two so I could get it all out, and when the time came and she did her thing, i didnt even notice.

My arm hurts now tho.
Im probably rambling, ive been sober for aboot a week and I think I might be getting sick, and im looking for any reason not to sleep.

Umm.. I dunno, someone give me an idea for a drawing

Also I havnt had sex in about a month.
Thats the longest ive gone since I was 14 (maybe 15? I might have just turned 15, I dont remember)

So im sittin, just playin me some d2 (im a nerd at heart) and there is the usual backround noise consisting of my bird screaming and people bangin around upstairs. And all of a sudden, I notice the paper bag about a foot away from me has started rustling all loud like. Being the squeaky little girl i am, i immediately squeal in terror and do my scared dance (kind of looks like a kiwi trying to fly). Right now im thinking its a horrible giant spider or a mouse or something ( I love mice, but i wouldnt know how to deal with it if it was in my room).

K, SO, I lift up the bag ( with much squealing and dancing) and this little lizard pokes his head up like 'O HAY U!'

I immediately picked him up and hugged him and squeezed and called him George and put him outside in the sun.

I hope that was the right thing to do, he felt all cold and such.

LIZARDS ARE LOVE

*rapes everything*

So I totally got diamond the other day (omgimanerd)
And yeah, how do you find your friend code thing? I totally can't figure it out.

So Ive been staying mostly sober now, I kind of blew myself out after a month or two of solid drinking. I'll have the occasional 211 tho, that shit is tastey. But yeah, just taking a break.

Should I be cooking sausages with olive oil?


That is all.

Is 5'2 short? I don't think I'm short....


Ohhhhh weeelllll
I havn't been drawing lately, please don't hate me.
And is 300 worth seeing? I'm not sure if im down to spend 10$ on a bunk ass movie. But I wouldnt know, so give me your input.