I have decided to keep my arts and writing separate and have made a new profile under the name GleePunch! Why have I done this?! Because I'm OCD or something. >:

So yes, it's another name that implies joyful beatings. Don't know why. :U

Go check it out if it tickles your fancy!

To my new watchers and favouriters who have been active while I was all dead and stuff: HI! Thanks for the interest! n_n

UNIVERSITY BWAAAAH! (Science major, I'm sure you guys understand...? ._.)
Computer splosion! BWAAAAH! T_T
- Files lost!
Finals done! YAAAAY!
Computer not an asshole! GLEEEE!
Kraven's next piece to be up TOMORROW! JOOOOOY!
- Final piece to follow shortly, I have a life right now. It's amazing. No six-days-a-week-with-full-shifts job like last summer and no more school.

You guys will be seeing more from me.

Fo' rizzle.

I'll let everyone know about commissions when I'm done Kraven's stuffs. Dude's been waiting a long time. D:

SHAZAM!

- Me

Really. I'm not dead.

Just university student dead, and no, I don't mean hungover all the time, I swear. D: Just so much wark.

I've moved into the colouring on both of Kraven's final pieces (I haven't forgotten you. blue dude!) and they should be finished and up within the next month or so. I'm sorry I'm so slow. u_u Hopefully I'll have lots to share after the holidays, I won't have any work to do over Christmas break; for the first time since June I get to be all "MEEEEEEEEEEE" and I like drawing so there will be arts!

So... yes! I have a face, I am a thing, pulse and stuff. n_n

Nothing else to say really... Um... legalize marijuana? Or something? Play safe! Eat your veggies!

But you stole it from Loth, so I consider it an act of vegence.

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

I'm a little bit crazy but not really. n_n

*Facepalm*

*Headdesk*

*Brainsplode*


Okay, guys. BIG heads up, you MAY NOT LIKE WHAT I HAVE WRITTEN BELOW. If you're easily offended then stop reading now. :U

Is there anything wrong with being gay? Absolutely not.

Is there anything wrong with being turned on by bestiality? Well... No. There isn't. Just as long as no one gets hurt (and yes, gettin' sexy with anyone/thing that can't give consent is hurting them/it) if you wanna have your fantasies, YOU GO FOR IT!

Fanfiction. So... This site allows pretty much anything. We all know this and we're all okay with this. If we weren't, we wouldn't be here, right?

However... Those of you who post RIDICULOUSLY warped fanfic stories/artwork need to understand that people ARE GOING TO BE GROSSED OUT. Not everyone, sure! Those who are don't have to look at it, right?

Sometimes you stumble. And it burns your eyes. Then you want to destroy everything beautiful in the world because you feel like nothing will ever be able to wash away the filth you have just seen, and beautiful things are just a sad reminder of the good old days when you had your innocence. :| In these cases, one often caves and comments on the offending image with something like "...Well... So much for my childhood." While I am thoroughly against flamers who post textwall freakouts consisting of things like "YOU MOTHERFUCKER! MY MOTHERFUCKING EYES! I CAN NEVER HAVE SEX AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ART DESTROYED MY MOTHERFUCKING LIBIDO!" I think that people who politely state their distaste should not be told off just because they don't like it.

But let's be honest here, people. Not everyone wants to see Toothless getting a rim job from Simba while he's fingered in the ass by Bugs Bunny. If you post a picture of Toothless getting a rim job from Simba while he's fingered in the ass by Bugs Bunny SOMEONE is going to tell you about how they threw up in their mouth viewing it.

Naturally, when this happens, the flame war begins and some butthurt fans accuse people of being homophobes because they have an issue with what is depicted in the image. Well, butthurt fans, no one has a problem with gayness. I, personally, think it's just dandy! Feeling like someone has just raped your childhood is very different from homophobia. n_n

This is a website where people post artwork. Part of being an artist is being able to deal with NEGATIVE FEEDBACK.

Why is it that eveyone so FIERCELY defends sexual fetishes/fantasies but say nothing in defense of those who try to express their opinions AGAINST them? Why is it okay to want to make love to a laundry basket but as soon as someone says "I'm not cool with boning laundry baskets" everyone shits themselves?

Srsly you gais. This is why people hate furries. ._.

If it smells like fish...

...Don't eat it.


No really. That's all for today. o_o

Yay! And boo. I left my penis in Ontario. u.u

Out on the Best Coast, settled in after scrambling around trying to find a new place. Started school, purchased a new computer (so I don't have to work on my ancient laptop!), and discovered the bestest sushi place ever. n_n

Sorry I poofed for so long everyone. I'm not being bumraped by work anymore so I can FINALLY get crackin'. I apologize again for delays, but you'll be seeing a lot more from me now! Not even a University workload can compete with that damn jeorb. B:

I will be installing my painters of choice today and will have Kraven's next piece up this evening or tomorrow morning for shiz. The next two pieces will follow within the next two weeks.

THIS BEING SAID! I have discovered that colouring takes me a longass time due to my being a cavewoman who does everything the lengthy, overly-complicated old fashioned way. While I work on not being a fail I will be taking sketch commissions because I'm very quick at those! They will be cleaned up and all official and stuff, not a dirty mass of scribbles. Prices of these are to be negotiated but will NOT exceed 20$ unless you're a big, flappy asshole who asks for something completely and utterly retardedly complex. Raunchy fucking? Okay! Raunchy fucking in the Sistine Chapel with full background detail? Not okay!

Final notes of finalness: Good luck with quitting smoking, brush your teeth (bad oral hygiene is gross), hug a seal at some point today, and check out Kraven_Lupei because he's very kind and patient and... he's blue. Like blueberries and my favourite flavour of Gatorade!



Slappy

Okay, so, my apologies to anyone who has been waiting to see more. I shall explain why I've been so disgustingly behind with my artwork.

I have no LIIIIIIIIIFE! I work full shifts six days a week thanks to my workplace being grossly under-staffed. No, this is not an artist-baww, I'm not here to be a whiney little shit and beg for money or talk about how terrible my life is.

What I AM asking for, is your understanding. And I know you guys are good with that, which I appreciate. Things are a little backed up right now, I've been trying to juggle University crap with work and it just doesn't leave much time for me to be at my desk. ):

Hopefully, I'll have something new for you by Thursday as I have Wednesday off. No promises, but I'll do my best. To the users who have paid me and are waiting on your commissions, you have my deepest apologies for the delays. I WILL have your artwork to you over the next few months. Those of you who have given deadlines (gifts and such) have priority. Your deadlines will be met. Those of you who have not and do not feel like waiting can get a refund if you'd like, though I WILL have your images finished before the winter season.

Thank you so much for your understanding, and no, I won't throw a hissy-fit if you'd rather have a refund than wait.

Okay, so, I got a new job and they SWAMPED me with hours. Which is a good thing! Unfortunately, working every day doesn't leave a whole lot of time for arting. I now have two days off! Those of you who have been waiting, I'm very sorry for the delay. Your images will be up on Friday at the latest. Thanks for your patience. n_n

Is for pooooniiiiies (>horses)

Sooo... I'm doing things now. c:

And some stuff. Will be posting more for serious this time. >_>

To all the people who watched me, thank you very much! I usually give direct thank yous but you totally gangbanged me with your attention and... and I'm lazy. >: But seriously, I appreciate it! n_n

So I'm taking commissions officially now.

At the moment I have two I am working on which means I have one space open.

(That's what she said.)

But really, if you're interested then let me know. n_n

Anyone else is free to give me a heads up, but I won't be working on it officially until I have another space open. 'Cause I don't want people to be waiting forever and stuff. D:

A note to everyone: I like suggestions! Please give me them! It's nice when someone has a pose in mind already. That being said, I reserve the right to make changes to it if it's just not working out. Thanks for understanding. c:

A note to people with penises (If your picture involves any): I draw regular ol' free-hanging human dick that is fleshy in colour.

If your character has uniquely coloured junk, is circumcised, has a sheath, etc. please let me know beforehand.

I think that's it! Any other details are on my user page.

No really.













I do. n_n

As you can probably see.

Soooo you'll be seeing more from me now, and I'll be taking commissions in the near future. Yes, I finally draw porn.

Not much else to say. Life is good. Been a bit rough since September, but stuff flipped around Christmas.

In other news, I just ate my last mini egg. NOW life sucks, but I'll be over it in... now.

Life is good again. c: