Full lineart and flat colours for one character (any pose, static or action, it's up to you).
Add an extra character for $5 (after two characters, it's $3 for every additional one).
Fanart, OCs, family friendly, or raunchy shock your granny porn. I do it all!

Open Slots:
1.  pornography (Finished, awaiting payment)
2.  merle (Sketching)
3.  rashkah (Sketching)
4. Anonymous (Planning)

PLEASE, THEY'VE BEEN FUCKED OVER ENOUGH.

http://www.indiegogo.com/PeSla-LakotaHeartland

IF YOU DONATE $10 OR MORE, I WILL GIVE YOU A FULLY COLOURED IMAGE OF ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE. ANYTHING. SERIOUSLY. DONATE AND I GIVE YOU ART.

FUCKING MARIAH CAREY'S "ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS" IS STUCK IN MY HEAD, IT IS WAY TO FUCKING EARLY FOR THIS CHRISTMAS BULLSHIT. HALP.

FUCKERS FROM FRANCE GOT MY CREDIT CARD NUMBER AND MADE SOME FRAUDULENT CHARGES. THE FUCK,

I tried putting my hair up in a pompadour, I just bought a tin of Murray's pomade. I have learned that I should probably let my hair grow out a bit, that I need a fine tooth comb, and that I should probably get the heavier hold pomade.

Anyone have pompadour suggestions?

Or should I say being an AWARE white person sucks. Because I can see that I have all this fucking privilege for no reason. I didn’t earn any of this, I didn’t earn being treated better than some one else. I didn’t do anything great to deserve being picked over someone else. No, I get automatic recognition because of my skin colour and it’s total bullshit.

I was born into a body with an amount of pigmentation that society has deemed acceptable. I’m treated better than a lot of people and that pisses me off. I don’t deserve anything better than anyone else in this world.

I will never hold a person above another just because of their skin or body fat or ability or any thing else. I try so damn hard to let a persons actions dictate my treatment of them. If they are kind, then I will be kind. If they are mean spirited, then….I will still be kind to them, but cautious. I know that I’ll slip up and make an unjust judgement, but I will do what I can to catch it.

That’s my bit.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASAILOR MOONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<3 <3 <3

Must draw
Need draw
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Art mana.....low

WE LOST OUR CAT. SHE GOT OUT AND NOW SHE IS LOST. AW FUCK ME SIDEWAYS.
I'M PANICKING AND MY SISTERS ARE PANICKING AND IT DOESN'T FEEL GOD WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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AH.

*gross sobbing*


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AND NOW MY DOG HURT HER PAW. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT. WHAT GODLIKE FIGURE DID I PISS OFF TODAY?

FUCK YEAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaah oh fuck my head hurts and I have bruises and Vin is THE CHAMPION and now I don't live in the basement any more yaaaaaaay and back yard and detached house and this is all so good fuck yes.

I'm trying my hand at a comic sort of thing because I damn well can.
I post a page, you post a response on how you would like the character to proceed. I'm hosting it on a free forum sit because I'm poor, sign up for free and boss my character around.

LET'S DO THIS.

http://retrograde.freeforums.org/page-1-t4.html

HAVING A PICTURE DONE FOR SOMEONE BUT NOT BEING ABLE TO SCAN IT BECAUSE THE DAMN SCANNER IS TOO SMALL.

RASHKAAAAAAAAH I'M SORRY. I DREW BARGATH A WHILE AGO BUT I CANNOT SCAN.

THIS BITCH IS GOING TO CANADA'S WONDERLAND THIS SUNDAY. SUCK IT.

Cons:
I have an itchy throat and have forced myself to suck on nasty "cherry flavoured" cough drops because of it.
I had to drag my sorry carcass out of bed earlier than I wanted to to go to the market.
FUCKING HANGNAIL AAAAA

Pros:
Got a new bitchin' purse.
Also Tom Waits's 'Rain Dogs' CD.
Grilled some PERFECT ribs and veggies to go along with it.
Wore my favourite skirt to visit the new oddities shop, Strange Utopia, wear I purchased a box of ghost.

Pros outweigh the cons, therefore it is a good day.

Si bon.

Is there a way to sexually describe a man's asshole without using a term that is giggle worthy?

NO.

No there's not.

The last thing I thought of before I went to sleep was the word "enchiridion".
I woke up with that word echoing through my head.
I walked the dog and all I could think was enchiridion enchiridion enchiridion.
It was driving me insane, I finally looked up what it meant.
"A small manual or handbook."
WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT? THAT IS. SO. LAME.

Bruce Banner and Tony Stark are boyfriends.

And the Hulk is my favourite. Forever and ever.

I looked at my gallery, saw a WHOLE LOT of porn. Now I'm like...

"Should.....I delete this? OH GOD WHAT IF AN ARTIST I LOOK UP TO SEES THIS THEY'LL THINK I'M JUST SOME PERVERT ARTIST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA."

I'm resisting a massive clear out.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AND THEN THE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE ANIMATION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCK. It's such a good fucking movie.

So I can take this DEMON TEST and guarantee that I am possessed by a demon. I’ll make a certificate of Authentic Possession. We'll make a gay ol' time of it.

I saw people doing it. So I'm doing it. I AM SHEEPLE.

1. How tall are you?
5'3 on a good day.

2. Natural hair color? (if you can remember it)
Brown. Lots of brown.

3. What about eye color?
Uh....blue, sometimes it's blue-green. Depends.

4. What orientation are you?
VAGINAS.

5. What do you do in your spare time?
Draw, day dream, think about the vastness of space and the futility of mankind in the universe.

6. What's your job?
Tattooist apprentice.

7. What's one thing you like about yourself?
I'm all around fucking awesome. I'm attractive, I'm nice, I'm talented, and gosh darnit people like me. I am very modest.

8. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
Sometimes my skin acts up and OH LOOK A ZIT. And I have this stupid hairness gene from my dad, so I shave my arms and sometimes hairs grow on my chin and I'm like "Bitch, did I say you could grow there." Also, I procrastinate and have a hard time keeping in touch with people.

9. What's some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
I looked like a fucking creep with some severe bags under my eyes.

10. Of what faith/religion are you(if any at all?)
I come from a Christian background, but I'm an Atheist. I try to practice both Satanist and Buddhist teachings, they go together pretty well.

11. Do you drink?
Yes, though currently I'm taking a hiatus from it due to a bad run in with a bottle of peach schnapps.

12. Do you smoke?
When I drink, I have been known to smoke a cherry cigar. That shit is like smokable incense.

13. What are your fears?
If I can't figure out a way to kill it, I'm probably a bit fearful of it.

14. What are your dreams/goals?
Fuck, let me grab my bucket list.
-Ride the Trans Siberian Railway
-Ride an elephant
-Go hiking in Switzerland
That's just a few.

15. Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
I GOT A CRUSH ON EVERY GIRL.

16. Who's your best bud?
AW MAN. I GOT VINNT, KAZZY, MY BUD AYERS, AND A WHOLE BUNCH OTHERS.

17. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
Pickles. So many pickles.

18. Favorite drink?
Home made sweet tea. Or tea in general. I have feelings about tea.

19. Favorite color?
Blue, green, brown, and black LIKE MY SOUL.

20. If you had any super power, what would it be?
Hmm. Super punch. Like, making a fucking crater. Yeah. That would be cool.

21. Favorite movie?
Fifth Element is definitely in the top three, followed by Blade Runner and V for Vendetta.

22. Least favorite food?
Shrimp. And eggs. Mostly eggs.

23. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
Americanized Chinese food or biscuits & gravy or a giant slab of medium rare steak. GIMME.

24. What do you drive/wish you drove?
I WILL drive a sidecar motorcycle. Preferably a Ural. But right now, I don't even have a driver's license.

25. Most disliked bug?
None. They are all precious and have a purpose. Wait, no, mosquitoes are fucking useless. Fuck those guys.

26. Most hated pet peeves?
Close your damn mouth when you eat.

27. Dislike in life?
There are not enough words in the English language to describe everything I dislike in life, let's not start on this one.

28. Most annoying?
Another loaded question.

29. Most disliked TV show?
Most TV actually irks me.

WOW HOW SELF CENTERED OF ME.

8D

LORD OF THE BROCEAN

I am a delicate flower floating in a spring breeze.

I only draw pornographic imagery on my tablet, so my family doesn't scoop up my sketchbook and accidentally find monster cock staring them right in the face. Because it's easier to just upload stuff right off my computer rather than having to scan and then upload, I just upload the porn.

Soooooooooooo. I am a pervert artist. I don't even care anymore.

LOVINGLY CRAFTED COCKS


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MY INTERNET IS SHIT. IT IS SUCH A WEAK AND SHRIVELED PAIR OF TESTES, IT CANNOT HOLD THE WEIGHT OF JOINME. SO FUCK SRRY DUDERS.