Finding a cute girl to date. It would be doubly cool if we didn’t meet at a bar where men are trying to flirt with me, giving the impression that I’m straight.

…………I’m going to make a t-shirt that says “LESBO” to make it easier for people so nobody gets embarrassed.

I learned this:

I WISH THAT ALL THE LADIES
WERE BATS IN A STEEPLE
AND IF I WERE THE KING BAT
THERE'D BE MORE BATS THAN PEOPLE

My father taught me rude military cadence as soon as I could talk. I had the best childhood.
I just thought I'd share because my dad started singing it when we dropped my sister off at Army Cadets.

1/2 a mickey of Sourpuss
2 glasses of Spiced Rum/Rootbeer
2 Jagerbombs
1 shot of Peach Schnapps
1 shot of Banana Rum
1 shot of Sourpuss
1 can of fruity pineapple vodka stuff
Copious amounts of sips from my friends drinks

Flirted with a cute girl.
Danced like an idiot.
Got beer poured on me.
Got kicked out of the bar.

It was a good night.

May he rest in peace. Goodnight, Winston.

I am now actively searching for a girlfriend. Please submit your applications if you want a piece of this fine ladymeat.

Please ignore the awful old lady decorum behind me.

Note to self: Stop drinking, you are a wino.

I was just going to make some chicken ramen, but then I chopped up some onion and broccoli. I ripped up some left over roast beef and tossed that in the bowl. Then I added some minced garlic. Add boiling water, let sit for five minutes. BAM. Delicious night time soup.

1. Cute black shirt
2. Comfy jeans
3. 1950's styled bath supplies, including powder puff
4. Matching Katana and Wakizashi with display stand
5. Poster of survival rules for the Zombocalypse
6. THESE MAGNIFICENT HEELS

Also, copious amount of candies and purse stuff. And a jar of wildflower honey. omnomnom.

And I shall be the girliest katana wielding zombie killer because of this. < 3


HAPPY CHRISMAHANUKWANZIKKAH.

BYOM
As in, bring your own music 'cause I'm not playing any. SILENCE.

EDIT
It's over y'all.

LETS GO,

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Done.

STARTS NOW

LETS DO THIS


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Stream over.

Church Of Noise by The Bloody Beetroots ft. Dennis Lyxzén

I'M DYING IT'S SO GOOOOOOOD ASKJHGSDG:KAJG

Not my usual cup of tea, but life is about experiencing new things.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2790951/

HELP THIS BROSEPH OUT.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

Me and a colleague are looking for an apartment to rent. But I've never lived out of mom and dad's place. Can y'all gimme some advice on what to look for or say when applying for a place?

Yes, I am honestly asking a bunch of strangers on the internet. :D

Yanked from cubi

Go to http://powerlisting.wikia.com/
Select "Random Page"
This is now your super power.

I got Age Transferal. I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER AW YEAH.

Both have been really tiny and almost unnoticeable. I never thought being in WATERLOO of all places I would be experiencing earthquakes.

......man, I cannot even consider these 'earthquakes'. They're more like.....earthwiggles. Eh.

Bacon wrapped chicken. Aww yeah.

Soooooo I watched the new Thundercats. And I enjoyed it. Why more then I thought I would.
I wait in anticipation for the next episode because I am a gigantic fucking nerd.

Taken from thekyleishere
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So I've been seeing a lot of migration on here lately due to various reasons. I completely understand almost all of it, but it's still a little sad when someone leaves, even if I never particularly got along with that person. I'm not really a vehement FA fan myself, but its upsetting because when they leave FA, they (in the collective sense) tend to disassociate with the fandom itself.

So I propose a day of fanart. Let's be completely honest here, there's a lot of furry filth that we deal with as artists that is just completely unmerited. It's the internet, yadda yadda, whatevs. But how about giving something back? We get to see artwork for FREE, where just a little over a decade ago, good, high quality fur-art was something limited exclusively to private collections.

On August 31st, everyone should pick two of their favorite artists and post some fanart for them.

TLDR;

Rules:
1. Pick two artists. Make fanart by Aug 31st.
2. Keep it clean unless that artist likes art of their character otherwise.
3. Don't be a fanboy. Its not about you. It's not about riding someone else's coattail.
4. If it doesn't look good enough, then try again next year. Whole year of extra practice!
5. If they don't say anything on your piece, move on (or if angry, just stop watching them). Don't dwell. Don't pester.
6. Don't get wierd about this guys.
7. Don't ask for shipping info, just post and share a link. Asking for private details is a no-no.

I AM GETTING FED UP WITH MYSELF.

I really, REALLY want to do a comic. A nice long fucking comic I can play with and mess around in. The plot doesn't have to be too thick, I don't want to win any awards. I don't think I could even make a deep, well thought out plot filled with intricacies and details that don't make sense until way later. I want to do something fun but with feeling in it so it's not all two dimensional dribble.

And, whats worse, I have a BILLION different ideas for stories up in my noggin.

BUT THEY DON'T LIKE COMING OUT. LIKE SERIOUSLY.

"Oh, hey, plot line about Basil and her crew, want to come out and let some other people see you?"
"LOL NOPE."

Or

"Heeeeey, Jane and Reddin! You guys have a cool post-apocalyptic story about royalty and gods! I think everyone else might like to see it."
"YEAH NO. We're just going to stay here and fester in your head."

Or maybe even

"How about you, Steadfast crew? You guys have a really cool sci-fi story! I love thinking about you!"
"Pfffff. No. You can't even DRAW the Steadfast, let alone any kind of technology."

Fuck.

And before anyone says it, I know practice makes perfect, I know I should just 'give it a shot'.

But try saying that to the actors who won't cooperate! I'm a shitty director.

I found a chocolate bar in my room while searching for my cell phone charger. I was having a major craving for chocolate. And it's my favourite kind, with fruits and nuts in it.

GLORIOUS.

I am watching Hachi: A Dog's Tale with my little sister. I AM DYING OH GOD I KNOW WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN HERE COME THE TEARS.

Get sick on birthday, miss work the next day. I LIKE MY JOB, DAMMIT.

Investing in my coffin.
When do I start feeling like I'm an adult? Oh wait. Never. :D

My birthday is Monday. I'm turning 20.

I DON'T WANT TO BE AN ACTUAL ADULT I WANT TO BE TWELVE AGAIN.



EDIT:

WELP. Time to roll out the birthday wants.

1. Opaque Diamond Tights from Sock Dreams. To go with the dress I bought today. :D

2. Strawberry Chocolate Tea from Republic of Tea. Because it sounds SO. DELICIOUS.

3. Brush On Powder Sunscreen because i am a pasty white kid who burns. And I hate putting on normal sunscreen.

IT IS THE GREATEST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOM NOM NOM.



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FUCK I AM FULL GUACAMOLE STOP BEING DELICIOUS. *sob*