Where are you staying?
Murriott

What day are you getting there?
Probably Wednesday at some unfortunately early time

How are you traveling?
Driving

Who will you be rooming with?
A/V folks

How is the best way to find you?
Come to MER. I'll be there if I'm not asleep (or possibly I'll be there sleeping)

Are there any panels you might be attending?
Not likely, unless it's in MER

What do you look like?
Just a dude with a yellow and black striped tail

Will you be suiting?
Doubtful, though I'll be wearing my tail most of the time

Do you do free art?
I draw stick figures with oversized genitalia

Do you do trades?
I can probably make you a pony bead version of your fursona, but I kinda need to know in advance

Do you do badges?
No

What is your gender?
Dudebro with a peen

How tall are you?
5'8"

Can I talk to you?
If I'm not running around like a chicken with my head cut off, sure

Can I touch you?
Ask

Can I visit your room?
Only if you're MER staff or I'm dating you

Can I buy you a drink?
Yes please, though preferably not when I'm working (or be discreet)

Do you accept gifts?
I guess?

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Hug if I know you and you've showered in the last day. Snuggles are typically reserved for and those she's approved

Are you nice?
Only if you're NOT BLOCKING THE GODDAMN AISLE LIKE I'VE ASKED YOU NOT TO DO 27 TIMES

Do you have an artist table?
No

Will you be going to parties?
At least Blondi's party to be the bouncer

Will you be performing?
No, I'm the puppetmaster

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Say "hey slick" and don't be surprised if I've forgotten your name in the last 10 minutes (I'll be kinda busy)

Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
MER

What/where will you be eating?
Food court, or wherever I can send folks for food

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
If I'm going to get food, I'm probably running. I'm not going anywhere for fun

Can I look in your sketchbook?
If I remember to bring it

Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Only if you're an artist. NO DICKS

Can I take your picture?
Only if you're :pokat302: or it's a group pic

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Try not to die (die anyways)

Where are you staying?
Main hotel

Who are you staying with?
Kit, Skippy, and  pokat302

Day of arrival/Departure?
Noon Thursday to Monday afternoon

Transportation?
My car

Who will you hang with during the convention?
Anyone who wants to hang out

How can I find you?
Look for the drunk guy with a "Slick Kat" badge on

Are you cliquey?
Not at all

Will you be suiting?
Maybe a bit

What’s your gender?
Dudebro

Are you taken? Are you looking for a mate?
Taken by  pokat302

How tall are you?
5'8"

Can I talk to you?
Sure

Can I touch you?
If you want

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Hug, sure. Snuggle, only if you're a girl or a cute guy

Can I visit your room?
Maybe, don't know why you'd want to, though

Are you nice?
I guess

Will you draw/do badges/do trades?
I'll draw stick figures with oversized genitalia. That's the extent of my art ability

Are you going to any panels/shows/dances/competitions?
Lots of them, since I'm not staffing

Can I give you stuff?
If you want

Do you smoke/do drugs/drink/vape?
I drink a lot

Can I buy you a drink?
Absofrickinglutely! Rum drinks are preferred

Will you be going to parties?
Sure, if I get invited

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Just come up to me and say hi

What/where will you be eating?
Food, anywhere I can

Can I come with you for food/fun?
Depends on who you are

Can I take your picture?
Only in suit, unless you're Shelby

What’s your goal this year?
Lots of drinking and cavorting, no staffing

So apparently my last journal was the meme for TFF 2016. Guess I haven't had much to say in the last year!

Where are you staying?
Intercontinental Dallas

How are you traveling?
Southwest Airlines from Atlanta to Dallas Love Field

What day are you getting there?
Wednesday

Who will you be rooming with?
 pokat302 and Ozark Fox

How is the best way to find you?
Come to ConOps. I'll be there forever

Are you taken?
I was, but Liam Neeson found me

Are there any panels you might be attending?
Intro to Radio Etiquette for TFF Staffers

What do you look like?
Normal white dude with a beard

Will you be suiting?
Not even bringing it

Do you do free art?
I will draw you stick figures with oversized genitalia

Do you do trades?
For what?

Do you do badges?
I buy them

will you have a DD/AA table?
I will have a table in ConOps

What is your gender?
Dude

How tall are you?
5'8"

Can I talk to you?
Yes, that's kinda my job

Can I touch you?
Yes, unless you're being possessed by Voldemort

Can I visit your room?
ConOps, yes. Otherwise, probably not

Can I buy you drinks?
Absolutely, if I ever go off duty

Can I give you stuff?
I operate lost and found, so yes

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Hug, yes. Snuggle, ask Shelby

Are you nice?
I am the epitome of politeness

Will you be going to parties?
If you invite me to them, and I'm not working

Will you be performing?
No, my sword swallowing event had to be cancelled due to a sore throat

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Walk up to my desk

What/where will you be eating?
Anything up to and including my ConOps workers

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
I'm not going anywhere, so no?

Can I look in your sketchbook?
If I remember to bring it

Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Definitely

Can I take your picture?
Please don't, unless you're Shelby

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Survive (same as every con)

borrowed from  pokat302

Where are you staying?
con hotel

How are you traveling?
southwest airlines from atlanta to dallas love field

What day are you getting there?
thursday at noon

Who will you be rooming with?
 pokat302

How is the best way to find you?
just come into conops. odds are i'll be there

Are you taken?
see "who will you be rooming with"

Are there any panels you might be attending?
does sleeping count?

What do you look like?
i am the eggman goo goo g'joob

Will you be suiting?
ear-hat and tail

Do you do free art?
i draw stick figures with large genitals

Do you do trades?
my pokemon card collection brings all the boys to the yard

Do you do badges?
no

will you have a DD/AA table?
no

What is your gender?
cismalescum

How tall are you?
5'8"

Can I talk to you?
yes please

Can I touch you?
oh murr

Can I visit your room?
my conops room, yes

Can I buy you drinks?
oh god yes

Can I give you stuff?
sure

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
sure, if  pokat302 doesn't mind

Are you nice?
most of the time

Will you be going to parties?
if i'm not working, and if people tell me about them

Will you be performing?
like a circus monkey

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
offer me booze

What/where will you be eating?
food

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
if you enjoy eating in conops, sure

Can I look in your sketchbook?
yes, though only if you're 18+

Can I draw in your sketchbook?
if you're a good artist

Can I take your picture?
only for personal use

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
don't die

borrowed from  pokat302

Where are you staying?
probably with at her house, but i'll have a spot at the hotel as well

What day are you getting there?
thursday early afternoon

Who are you rooming with?
 alphascout  alkenta and  azlanfennec

Who will you hang out with during the convention?
too many people to list

Are there any panels you might be attending?
anything in main events, and the georgia furs meetup

Will you be suiting?
probably at some point, definitely during the parade

Do you do free art?
sure. however, i can only draw stick figures with oversized genitalia

Do you do trades?
if i have anything of worth, sure

Do you do badges?
no

Do you do commissions?
i'm not a prostitute

What is your gender?
cismalescum

How tall are you?
5'8"

Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
taken. ask for details

Can I talk to you?
i can't guarantee i'll pay attention, but yes

Can I touch you?
yes please

How can I find you?
come to main events, look for the tired (and possibly drunk) cat

Can I visit your room?
go for it

Can I buy you drinks?
DEFINITE YES. i prefer rum and coke, though i also accept tequila or southern comfort

Can I give you stuff?
as long as it won't get me arrested

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
hug, yes. snuggle, ask

Are you nice?
only if i have to be

How long are you going?
thursday through monday

Do you have an artist table?
i'll have a sound board table

Will you be going to parties?
if i can

Will you be performing?
only drunken shenanigans

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
offer me a drink. instant attention

Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
main events

What/where will you be eating?
somewhere with food. or you can bring me food. i like pizza and cheeseburgers.

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
can i come with you?

Can I look in your sketchbook?
sure, as long as you're okay with nsfw art

Can I draw in your sketchbook?
please do

Can I take your picture?
in suit- yes. in human skin- please don't, unless i'm currently boning you

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
summon cthulhu with epic bass

borrowed from  pokat302 (I've been waiting a year to do this)

PERSONAL NOTE: The answers are for my senior year only. My family moved right before my senior year (we literally went to band camp the day after we got there). My freshman through Junior years were actually a lot better for me.

Its Prom/Graduation season! Fill this out about your SENIOR year of high school! The longer ago it was, the more fun the answers will be!! Thought you all who knew me back then might get a laugh out of some memories! Share yours!

1. Did you date someone from your school? Yes, for a few months, until she left me "because Jesus told her to"

2. Did you marry someone from your high school? Never married

3. Did you car pool to school? I drove my sister

4. What kind of car did you have? 1991 Toyota Camry

5. What kind of car do you have now? 2003 Chevy Cavalier

6. It's Friday night...where are you? either marching band or playing video games at home

7. It is Friday night...where are you? (now) drinking with  Wubs or sleeping

8. What kind of job did you have in high school? None

9. What kind of job do you do now? Legal transcription and a/v production

10. Were you a party animal? not at all ever

11. Were you considered a flirt? not by anybody with an IQ above potato

12. Were you in band, orchestra, or choir? band (marching and symphonic), and I did youth choir at my church

13. Were you a nerd? more of a geek

14. Did you get suspended or expelled? not in high school (that i recall)

15. Can you sing the fight song? nope. I can't remember either high school's fight song

16. Who was/were your favorite teacher(s) my ROTC instructor

17. Where did you sit during lunch? usually with my fellow band geeks, either in the cafeteria or outside

18. What was your school's full name? Morgan County High School

19. When did you graduate? 2004

20. What was your school mascot? Bulldogs

21. If you could go back and do it again, would you? Knowing what I do now? absofuckinglutely

22. Did you have fun at Prom? I didn't go to prom

23. Do you still talk to the person you went to Prom with? n/a

24. Are you planning on going to your next reunion? I never did hear about the 10 year. I'll find out about the 20 year in 2023

25. Do you still talk to people from school? not from my senior year

borrowed from  MavWolf

FURRY QUIZ SILLYNESS
[ ] you meow/bark to get attention
[x] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[x] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[x] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and brings it back
Total: 3

[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat
[ ] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car.
[x] people pet your head
[x] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[ ] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 6

[x] you sleep a lot during daytime.
[x] you enjoy scaring birds
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[ ] you bite people if they annoy you
[x] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[ ] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 9

[x]you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[x] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 12

[x] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 17

[ ] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[ ] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared
[x] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[x] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[ ] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[ ] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 19

[x] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[ ] you refer to your self as an animal
[x] your username has something to do with animals
[x] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[x] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 24

[ ] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[ ] you like to say hi to strangers
[x] you like to be petted
[ ] people think you act like a pet
[ ] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[x] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Total: 26

26/50. I guess that makes me a furry

Borrowed from  atanders93
Apparently there's some missing questions :/

LASTS
1. Last kiss
a few weeks ago

2. Last phone call
last night about 6:00

3. Last text message
last night at 10:30

4. Last song you listened to
Rihanna's "American Oxygen" had just started playing when I parked

5. Last time you went to the movies
Sunday (Age of Ultron)

HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice
no

7. Been cheated on
not without consent

8. Self harmed
no

9. Lost someone special
my grandparents and my cat

10. Been depressed
yes

11. Been drunk and threw up
only once back in 2009 (too many vodka and lemonades)

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
12. had sex
yes

13. How many people have you had sex with this year?
one

15. Made a new friend
yes

17. Laughed until you cried
drunkenly, but yes

18. Met someone who changed you
not yet

19. Found out who your true friends were
I keep my friends close and my enemies in tupperware boxes in my attic

20. Found out someone was talking about you
no. though if someone wants to talk about me, I'll be happy to listen

Where are 21-25? Odd

26. What did you do for your last Birthday
Texas Furry Fiesta!

27. What time did you wake up today
8:00 is when I got up. I didn't wake up until about 8:45

28???

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for
Dragoncon

30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time
several months ago, I saw my only sibling for about 15 seconds

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life
That my sister wouldn't walk out of whatever room I'm in

32. What are you listening to right now
The air conditioning

33. When is the last time you had sex?
FWA

34. Who's getting on your nerves right now
the counties who owe me several hundred dollars for court transcripts

35. Most visited webpage
Facebook

36. Favorite colour
Blue

37. Nicknames
Ben, Slick

38. Relationship Status
will hump legs for food

39. Zodiac sign
Pisces

40. Male or female
cis male scum

41. Sexuality
trysexual (I'll try anything sexual)

42. Religion
Methodist

43. High school/college
AAS in computers, certificate in paralegal studies, plus another year of college

44. Eye color
hazel

46. Height
5'9"

47. Do you have a crush on someone
I do

48. What do you like about yourself
my hair color

49. Piercings
none

50. Tattoos
none

51. Righty or lefty
righty

FIRSTS:
53. First piercing
n/a

54. First best friend
Ken, in Kindergarten until I moved after 3rd grade

55. First hookup
pure sex

56. First pet
a cat named Thunderstorm

RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating
just ate a croissanwich from Burger King

60. Drinking
Dr. Pepper from BK

61. I'm about to
continue checking social media instead of working

62. Listening to
the tornado siren test that just started

63. Waiting for
my boss to give me my tax information

YOUR FUTURE:
64. Want kids?
maybe

65. Get married?
eventually

66. Career
small town pizza lawyer

WHICH IS BETTER:
67. Lips or eyes
lips

68. Hugs or kisses
hugs

69. Shorter or taller
doesn't matter

70. Older or Younger
younger (not than me, just in general)

71. Romantic or spontaneous
spontaneous

72. Nice stomach or nice arms
wtf kind of questions are these?

73. Sensitive or loud
sensitive

74. Hook-up or relationship
relationship

HAVE YOU EVER:
76. Kissed a stranger
yes

77. Drank hard liquor
yes

78. Lost glasses/contacts
sunglasses

79. Had sex
oh yeah

80. Broken someone's heart
yes

82. Been arrested
I plead the 5th

83. Turned someone down
turn down for what?

84. Cried when someone died
yes

85. Fallen for a friend
yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself
I'm a real boy

87. Miracles
I believe that God uses people to perform his work

88. Love at first sight
no, so I took a second look

89. Heaven
yes

90. Santa Claus
as long as he keeps bringing me presents, yes

91. Kiss on the first date
sure

92. Angels
yes, but not literal ones like in art

93. How would you label yourself?
post-alternative rock

94. Someone You Pray Everyday For
I don't pray much

95. Did you sing today
to some songs on the radio on the way to work

96. Who From All Your Ex's have You Cared The Most About
the first one, but I accidentally burned that bridge to the ground

97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?
Within my life - 1994. Any time - 1909 (and I'd break into the US mint)

98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For
moar tacos

99. Are you afraid of falling in love?
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. And giant spiders.

100. Do you like the way you look?
there's 50 things I would like to change, but overall, yes.

I'm looking for an artist to make 2 traditional badges, one for Slick and one for Pippin, in the style of characters from Firefly. Slick would be Jayne, and Pippin would be Wash. I'll have to get with Wezen for what details she wants, but my requests are: wearing the yellow and orange tuque, and wielding Vera.
If you know of an artist who is able and would be interested in taking this commission (or are one), please let me know.

The character Slick, his likeness, and art related to him is copyright © 2010-2015 Slick Kat.
The character Tanya, her likeness, and art related to her is copyright © 2012-2015 Slick Kat.
Any unauthorized use of Slick or Tanya, without explicit permission by the owner, will not be tolerated. Unauthorized use hereby waives the unauthorized user's right to choice of venue, and sets any disputes in the jurisdiction of Greene County, Georgia, United States. Each unauthorized use of Slick or Tanya will require payment to Slick Kat in the amount of $5000 (five thousand U.S. dollars) per unauthorized use. If you incur any monetary gains from unauthorized use of Slick or Tanya, that will be added to the payment. This may be waived by Slick Kat or altered as the Court sees fit after hearing the case.
If you don't agree to these terms, refrain from any unauthorized use of either Slick or Tanya.
The only exceptions to these terms are people who draw art for exclusive use by and with approval from Slick Kat, or as a gift to Slick Kat.

Go check it out!
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/15973235/

Borrowed from  atanders93

Convention's Name:
Furry Weekend Atlanta

Website:
http://www.furryweekend.com/

Transportation type:
Driving

Where are you traveling from:
Madison, GA

Hotel you're staying at:
Murriott Marquis

Dates:
Wednesday-Monday

Rooming with:
AV suite

Gender:
cismale scum

Relationship Status:
Ready and willing

What do you look like:
I'm the AV guy with the sparkly yellow and black tail

Fursuit(s):
partial of Slick, will wear at some point

Who you will be with a majority of the time:
AV on mainstage. Otherwise, anyone who wants to hang out.

Main purpose for attending:
Make sure nobody destroys the AV equipment

Where do you eat?
Wherever I can scrounge food

Parties:
Invite me, please. I like parties.

Fursuiting:
If time permits.

Activities:
Not dying.

What time I usually go to bed and get up:
Bed time: Monday night
Wake up: July

Do you talk out of suit:
Occasionally

Do you talk in suit:
Depends on if I know them or not

Rules of engagement:
Don't punch me in the balls. Anything else goes.

Can I take pictures with you:
In suit, yes. Out of suit, only if I'm friends with you.

Can I buy you things:
Preferably alcoholic things

Best communication medium to reach you:
Texting. PM me if you want my number.

borrowed from  pokat302

CON STUFF
Q: Where are you staying?
A: Intercontinental

Q: When will you be arriving and leaving?
A: Flying out of Atlanta with  pokat302 and  MavWolf

Q: Who will you be rooming with?
A:  MavWolf and whoever else is in the room

Q: Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
A: Either wandering or in ConOps working

Q: What/where will you be eating?
A: Food in places (I have no clue)

Q: Will you be having a room party?
A: I won't be hosting, but maybe attending (please invite me!)

Q: Will you be drinking and/or getting drunk?
A: I'll certainly be drinking, but I can't drink enough to get truly drunk (I puke first)

PERSONAL STUFF
Q: What is your gender?
A: cismale scum

Q: How tall are you?
A: 5' 9"

Q: If I approach you, will you chat with me?
A: As long as you don't act like you might attempt to murder me, sure

Q: If I see you, how should I get your attention?
A: Come up to me and flash me

Q: How many furry conventions have you attended?
A: 9 and counting (4x FC, 2x FWA, 2x Fangcon, 1x AC)

Q: Do you own a fursuit?
A: A partial, but only bringing the tail to TFF

PERMISSIONS
Q: Can I hug or snuggle with you?
A: Only if I know you. Or you have female parts.

Q: How can I find you?
A: I'll be wearing a yellow cat ears hat and my Slick Kat badge

Q: Can I buy you drinks?
A: Yes, I prefer rum or whiskey, both with coke or dr. pepper

Q: Can I look in your sketchbook?
A: I've got a binder that you can look at (and contribute to)

Q: Can I take your picture?
A: Not sure why you'd want to. I'll sign it for $5, though

MISCELLANEOUS STUFF
Q: Do you do do free art, trades, commissions, badges?
A: I draw stick figures with disproportionately large penises

Q: Do you have a table in the Artist Alley / Dealer's Den or a panel in the Art Show? If so, what are you selling?
A: I can't art, and I only deal cards. So no

Q: Do you plan to volunteer?
A: No, I plan on being staff. But I'll volunteer if I have to

Q: What's your goal for the con this year?
A: Attend and survive

So I did the BDSM test that has been going around. No real surprises, except the brat (I don't really think of myself as bratty) and that the ones under 40% were as high as they are.
== Results from http://bdsmtest.org/ ==
96% Submissive
93% Slave
91% Bondage Receiver
89% Degradation Receiver
88% Masochist
75% Experimentalist
75% Girl/Boy
66% Non-monogamist
63% Voyeur
62% Brat
54% Primal (Prey)
50% Exhibitionist
48% Pervert
36% Primal (Predator)
34% Switch
29% Sadist
29% Vanilla
25% Bondage Giver
16% Brat Tamer
16% Degradation Giver
13% Daddy/Mommy
13% Dominant
4% All-Rounder
0% Master/Mistress
See my results online at http://bdsmtest.org/result.php?id=57693

Stolen from  Yami_mage

Where are you staying?

At the hotel

What day are you getting there?

Thursday afternoon

Who will you be rooming with?

 alphascout,  Aevaln, and  Skrixfox

Who will you hang out with during the convention?

Alpha and  blondi and anyone else helping me at mainstage.

What is the best way to find you?

Look for the overworked guy with the yellow ear hat on mainstage.

Are there any panels you might be attending?

Not sure if I'll be at anything besides the main events.

Will you be suiting?

Probably at some point.

Do you do badges/commissions?

No, I has no talents for art.

What is your gender?

cismale scum

How tall are you?

5'9" or so

Can I talk to you?

Sure, though I might have to be doing something while you talk.

Can I visit your room?

Only for snu snu.

Can I buy you drinks?

Yes, please. I like rum and coke, but I'm also partial to Mike's Hard Lemonade or Smirnoff Ice green apple.

Can I give you stuff?

I guess, though I'm not sure what you would want to give me.

Can I hug or snuggle with you?

Sure, though again, I might be working, so try to wait until I'm off.

Are you nice?

Occasionally.

How long are you going?

Thursday through Monday.

Do you have an artist table?

I have a sound board.

Will you be going to parties?

Quite possibly, if for nothing else but the alcohol.

Will you be performing?

No, I'll be making the performers sound good.

If I see you, how should I get your attention?

If I'm not involved with running sound, just come up to me.

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?

I guess, though I don't know where I'll be going.

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?

Not cause permanent damage to the hotel.

I'm not dead, y'all. Fuckerberg cut off my account unless I provide ID saying I'm me. It's like they don't even know how good photo editing programs are. I hope to have my account back up by Sunday, Monday at the latest.

Free art raffle! (Not me, I suck at art)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14462391/

Borrowed from Yami

Basics

Name: Slick Kat
Nickname: Slick
Location: Madison, Georgia
Age: 28
Height: 5'9"
Zodiac sign: pisces
Any pets: a siamese cat Jasper
Favorite thing about yourself: my awesome eyesight
Worst habit: forgetting to breathe
Fun fact: I hate onions but love battered onion rings


Identity, Sexuality & Personality

Gender identity: I'm a dude
Sexual preference: bi
Romantic preference: vaginas
"Kinsey Scale" score: 2
Relationship status: always looking
Myers/Briggs type: switches between INFJ and INTJ
Hogwarts house: Ravenclaw

Routine

"Early Bird" or "Night Owl": night owl
Bath or shower: shower
First thought in the morning: dammit, I woke up
Last thought before falling asleep at night: why are we here? What is our purpose? Oh! It's... *sleep*


School/Work

Do you work or are you a student: work -_-
What do you do well: type
Where do you see yourself in 5 years: a patient in an asylum


Habits (Do you…?)

Drink: yes, love me a soco and dr. pepper
Smoke: very rarely cigarrettes, though I'll hookah any chance I get
Do Drugs: only if someone has pot they'd like to share
Exercise: *looks down* obviously not
Have a go-to comfort food: red velvet cake
Have a nervous habit: I blink a lot sometimes

What is your favorite…?

Physical quality (in yourself): my manly broad shoulders
In Others: good cheekbones
Mental/emotional quality (in yourself): high intelligence
Food: mushroom pizza
Drink: Dr. Pepper
Animal: kitties!
Artist/Band/Group: Lindsey Stirling
Author/Poet: JRR Tolkein
TV Show: Jeopardy
Actor/Actress: Morgan Freeman
Blogger: don't have one

Get all the info here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5673011/

Borrowed from

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Hair

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Blue

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Yeah

4. Do you plan outfits?
Only for special occasions

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Kinda horney

6. What's the closest thing to you that's red?
The Golden Pantry rewards keychain thingy

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
I was Rainbow Dash, and the mane 6 were searching Hyrule for the Dragonballs.

8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Not yet

9. What are you craving right now?
Ice cream sounds good

10. Do you floss?
Usually

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Brassica Prime

12. Are you emotional?
Not usually

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
We had to write all the numbers from 1 to 1000 in the 2nd grade

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Bite it, then lick it to contsin it

15. Do you like your hair?
It's okay

16. Do you like yourself?
Sometimes

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
If he's paying, sure!

18. What are you listening to right now?
Some car with rap playing

19. Are your parents strict?
Only when they forget i'm a 28 year old man

20. Would you go sky diving?
Only if someone I trust was with me

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Yes, with pineapple rings... mmmmmm

22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
It depends on what you define a celebrity as. I've met several famous webcomic artists, and I've met 2 the Griffin and Uncle Kage. So furry celebrities, yes.

23. Do you rent movies often?
Not as much as I used to, but I'll grab a redbox every so often

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
I'm in a car, so no

25. How many countries have you visited?
Is Texas still a country? No? Then only the US

26. Have you made a prank phone call?
A long time ago, yeah

27. Ever been on a train?
Yes

28. Brown or white eggs?
White

29. Do you have a cell-phone?
Yep

30. Do you use chap stick?
I have some, but rarely use it

31. Do you own a gun?
Just a couple of bb guns

32. Can you use chop sticks?
No, but I can play it on the piano!

33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
I'll let you know later ;)

34. Are you too forgiving?
It isn't that I'm forgivng, I'm just forgetful

35. Ever been in love?
No

36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow (or the next soonest week day)?
Working, probably

37. Ever have cream puffs?
I love them!

38. Last time you cried?
When my cat died in my arms

39. What was the last question you asked?
"How much are y'all giving for DSi's?" to a Gamestop guy. The answer was $25 credit or $20 cash

40. Favorite time of the year?
Winter, fewer bugs and less sun

41. Do you have any tattoos?
No, and probably never will

42. Are you sarcastic?
No, not at all

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
It's weird

44. Ever walked into a wall?
It's always the same damn doorframe!

45. Favorite color?
Deep blue

46. Have you ever slapped someone?
Only myself, and maybe my sister when we were kids

47. Is your hair curly?
Not at all, although it flips up in the back

48. What was the last CD you bought?
No idea, but I need to pirate the Googoo Dolls' latest album

49. Do looks matter?
Some

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Think Carrie Underwood

51. Is your phone bill sky high?
I don't pay it, so idk. I think not for my line, though

52. Do you like your life right now?
I could be doing better

53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
I can, but I dont

54. Can you handle the truth?
More than Tom Cruise, apparently

55. Do you have good vision?
Better than 20/25, but I have an astigmatism in both eyes

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Yes

57. How often do you talk on the phone?
Three times a day or so, usully to my boss or my parents

58. The last person you held hands with?
My parents, saying grace at the table

59. What are you wearing?
Green shirt, jean shorts

60.What is your favorite animal?
catcatcatcatcatcatcatcat

61. Where was your favorite picture taken at?
Space (pic of earth from the moon)

62. Can you hula hoop?
Not for long

63. Do you have a job?
Yes, but it doesn't pay mucj

64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Mcdonalds food

65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Only so that I could snatch yo people up

Yep, I was there.
#NotElevatorCon2014
Saw too many people to list, and spent most of my time at the mainstage doing techops staff things.
No PCD yet, only PCAP (post-con aches & pains).
Oh, and I fell asleep at the wheel on the way home and ran off the road. Woke up about 50 feet from a road sign while still going 70, slammed on my brakes and swerved to the left, crossed two lanes of (fortunately empty) interstate, and ended up in the median. No damage to my car, but had to replace a flat tire yesterday.
Got a solid 9 hours of sleep last night, which wasn't enough to make up for the 2 nights previous.
Apparently another tire had a slow leak, though, because I'm driving to work this morning and notice my car isn't driving straight. So I pull off on an exit, and notice that I'm about a half inch from driving on the rim. Called my dad, who brought a mini air compressor, and pumped it up enough for me to get to work. I kept the compressor, so I'll probably be pumping it up again before I leave, and I'll have to get the second tire replaced tomorrow morning.
Oh, and I still owe part of my room money. Fortunately my boss said that today she is paying me the rest of what she owes me from the 15th, so that'll take care of that.
Next con I plan to attend: FangCon in November (Knoxville, TN)

Borrowed from . I seem to do that a lot.

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Hair

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Green

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Yeah

4. Do you plan outfits?
I make sure I have appropriate work clothes the night before. Obviously when packing for a con or trip, I take the shirts and pants I intend to wear. Other than that, jeans and a tshirt are my standard fare.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Kinda need to fart.

6. What's the closest thing to you that's red?
The ATI sticker on this laptop

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
I dreamed I was removed as an admin from a facebook page because I posted the wrong kind of porn.

8. Did you meet anybody new today?
I don't think I've seen the cashier at the McDonalds drivethru before.

9. What are you craving right now?
The end of the workday

10. Do you floss?
Sometimes

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Brassica Prime

12. Are you emotional?
Usually not a lot

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Yes, had to write all the numbers between 1 and 1000 in 2nd or 3rd grade

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Both

15. Do you like your hair?
I'll like it better once I get it cut, but I'm growing it out for a Civil War reenactment

16. Do you like yourself?
I'm okay, nothing to write home about

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
If he's paying, sure! We can discuss nucular weapons

18. What are you listening to right now?
Nothing. Last song I listened to was this

19. Are your parents strict?
Not really, as long as I use common sense

20. Would you go sky diving?
Why would I jump out of a perfectly good airplane?

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Yeah, it's good, especially on pineapple rings

22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Only furry celebs

23. Do you rent movies often?
When I have time and money, I'll get a redbox

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
There's some shiny gold embossed seals

25. How many countries have you visited?
Only the US

26. Have you made a prank phone call?
When I was a kid, yeah

27. Ever been on a train?
Yes, but nothing over 30 minutes

28. Brown or white eggs?
White (inb4 dat's racist)

29. Do you have a cell-phone?
Yep, have for years

30. Do you use chap stick?
No, but I've got a tube somewhere

31. Do you own a gun?
Only BB guns

32. Can you use chop sticks?
No, but I can play it on the piano!

33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Probably my parents

34. Are you too forgiving?
I'm not so much forgiving as I am forgetful

35. Ever been in love?
No

36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow (or the next soonest week day)?
I don't keep up with people like that

37. Ever have cream puffs?
They're awesome!

38. Last time you cried?
Probably the last time I watched We Were Soldiers

39. What was the last question you asked?
"Where is your conference space in Atlanta?" (some paralegal was confused about the two Buckheads in Georgia)

40. Favorite time of the year?
Anytime it's between 70* and 75* and overcast (but not raining)

41. Do you have any tattoos?
Nope. I have nothing against tattoos, but they aren't for me

42. Are you sarcastic?
No, not at all ever *completely unsarcastic voice*

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Does it involve Fluttershy?

44. Ever walked into a wall?
Not headfirst, but I've clipped my shoulders a few times in doorways

45. Favorite color?
Dark blue

46. Have you ever slapped someone?
Yeah, my sister when we were kids

47. Is your hair curly?
Not at all. It might get wavy in some spots when it gets long

48. What was the last CD you bought?
Probably a 50-pack of blank CDs to burn pirated songs onto

49. Do looks matter?
Yeah, but I'm able to look past them in most cases

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Never been cheated on.

51. Is your phone bill sky high?
My phone bill is paid by my dad, so idk

52. Do you like your life right now?
Wish I had more money and my own place, otherwise it's okay.

53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
I don't have a TV in my room.

54. Can you handle the truth?
Unless Neil Degrasse Tyson or Stephen Hawking is trying to explain something to me, probably yeah.

55. Do you have good vision?
Better than 20/25, but I have astigmatism in both eyes

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
No, I just hate 3.

57. How often do you talk on the phone?
Not much, unless I'm answering the phones at work and everyone decides to call and ask for transcripts.

58. The last person you held hands with?
 Aevaln in an attempt to make  skrixfox jealous. Didn't work, because I can't be serious enough.

59. What are you wearing?
Underneath my clothes, I'm not wearing anything

60. What is your favorite animal?
kittehs!

61. Where was your favorite picture taken at?
Skywalker Ranch

62. Can you hula hoop?
About 7 or 8 times, then it falls because I have no hip coordination

63. Do you have a job?
Yes

64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Lunch at McDonalds

65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yep, both to get in and to get out of places.

Go check out 's journal for the hotel reg details:
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5565206/

Or the lack thereof. Borrowed from

(X) Smoked.
(X) Drank alcohol.
(X) Cried when someone died.
(X) Been drunk.
(X) Had sex.
(X) Been to a concert.
(X) given a handjob.
(X) gotten a handjob.
(X) given a blowjob.
(X) gotten a blowjob.

POINTS SO FAR: 10/10

(X) Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
( ) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
(X) Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
( ) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
( ) Been to prom.
(X) Cried at school.
(X) Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
( ) Went streaking.
(X) Given or received a lap dance.
(X) Had someone of the opposite/same sex in your room.

POINTS SO FAR: 16/20

(X) Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
(X) Slept over at someone of the same sex's house.
(X) Kissed a stranger.
(X) Hugged a stranger.
( ) Went scuba diving.
(X) Driven a car.
(X) Gotten an x-ray.
( ) Hit by a car.
(X) Had a party
( ) Done serious drugs.

POINTS SO FAR: 23/30

( ) Played strip poker/darts.
( ) Got paid to strip for someone.
(X) Run away from home.
(X) Broken a bone.
( ) Eaten sushi.
(X) Bought porn.
(X) Watched porn.
( ) Made porn.
(X) Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
( ) Been in love.

POINTS SO FAR: 28/40

(X) Made out.
(X) Laughed so hard you cried.
( ) Cried yourself to sleep.
( ) Laughed yourself to sleep.
( ) Stabbed yourself.
(X) Shot a gun
( ) Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
(X) Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
(X) Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
(X) Watched an animal die.

POINTS SO FAR: 34/50

(X) Watched a person die.
(X) Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
(X) Pranked somebody.
( ) Put somebody in the hospital.
(X) Sneaked into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
(X) Kissed somebody of the same sex.
(X) Dressed punk.
( ) Dressed goth.
(X) Dressed preppy.
( ) Been to a motocross race.

POINTS SO FAR: 41/60

(X) Avoided somebody.
( ) Been stalked.
(X) Stalked someone.
(X) Met a celebrity.
(X) Ridden a horse.
(X) Cut yourself.
( ) Bungee jumped.
(X) Ding dong ditched somebody.
(X) Been to a wild party.
(X) Had an encounter with a ghost.

POINTS SO FAR: 49/70

(X) Got caught stealing something.
( ) Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
( ) Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
(X) Got arrested.
( ) Been pregnant/gotten someone pregnant.
( ) Babysat.
( ) Been to another country.
( ) Started your house on fire.
(X) Been verbally/sexually harassed.
(X) Verbally/sexually harassed someone.

POINTS SO FAR 53/80

( ) Donated your hair to cancer patients.
(X) Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
( ) Cried over a member of the opposite/same sex.
(X) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
( ) Gone out with your friend's crush.
(X) Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
(X) Had a job.
( ) Gotten cut from a sports team.
( ) Been called a whore.
( ) Danced like a whore.

POINTS SO FAR: 57/90

(X) Been mistaken as older than your own age.
(X) Been in a car accident.
(X) Been told you have beautiful eyes.
(X) Been told you have beautiful hair.
( ) Danced in the rain.
(X) Been rejected.
(X) Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
(X) Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
( ) Raped somebody.
( ) Been raped.



Total: 64/100
As Brittany Spears once said, "I'm not that innocent."

Borrowed from

Lost your virginity?
19

Lost someone close to you?
15, lost my grandfather (dad's dad)

Consumed alcohol?
18, Ole Miss

Received a romantic kiss?
19 (same girl I lost my virginity to)

Went to the hospital?
Probably <1, I had a lot of febrile seizures

Had a broken heart?
17, found out a girl that I was really good friends with had liked me, but she wrote me a letter saying she hated me because I was moving away. (I guess that counts, it's the closest to a broken heart I've ever had)

Lost a pet?
8 or 9, we found one of our cats squished in the road

Went to a concert?
I've been going to classical music concerts since birth, basically. Other than that, 13, saw Jars of Clay

Met someone famous?
Does Matthew Ebel count? If so, then 26.

Got in a car wreck?
9 or 10, as a passenger. 18 as a driver.

Dyed your hair?
Never

Flew on an airplane?
2 or 3, but I can't remember it. The first one I remember was 24

Went to another state?
<1 we lived in Mississippi and my mom's parents lived in Georgia.

Got a tattoo?
Never

Had a piercing?
Never

Smoked pot?
22

Smoked a cigarette?
19

Went to Disney Land or World?
I can't remember the first time I went to Disney World, been there several times. Went to Disney Land at age 23

Broke a bone?
14, nose

Had A Long term relationship?
Still haven't

Passed out from drinking?
Never

Were dumped?
18, because I wasn't Christian enough for the daughter of a Bible-thumping preacher