Oh well done Americans! You got your freedom to eat HUGE portions of food!

Happy Fatty Day! Eat plenty of stuff and all that!

Lets wrestle! >=D *grabby hands*

I have a load of ideas in my head, it'd be nice to be able to put them to paper and see how people react to them.

I genuinely don't feel I have any artistic talent at all though haha, modesty aside, i've never been able to do much with art.

I think the ideas might offend a lot of people though or maybe even confuse more of you.

Maybe its for the best I cant do them.

I'm all for gay marriage and I think it's a great thing BUT:

You know the traditional 'Here Comes The Bride' wedding march music?

Well it has to be played now by the popping noise of a finger being pulled out from an anus. So you need a whole bunch of people bending over and people fingering them and then pulling out to make an orchestrial version of that song. 'Pop-Pop-pa-pop! Pop-pop-pop-pop! Pop-pop-pa-pop-pop-pa-pop-pa-pop-pa-poppppp~

Then all will be well.

*Chill king*

I get the impression I like sleeping and being lazy more than I should haha.

I really should have my mind made up by now but i'm determined to get my dog by the end of this month!

I've got everything set and i'm narrowed down to 2 choices. I'm still not sure which one to go for, I keep going back and forth between a Bull Terrier or an English Bulldog.

There are a lot of dogs I like, some a lot larger, some a lot more 'pretty' but I definitely think it'll be one of those 2 choices. Both have good points and bad points but I really need a shove into which one I should get cos this is a big commitment and I like them both a lot!

Other dogs I like are Rottweilers/Samoyed/Chow Chow/German Shepherd/Newfoundlands/Bullmastiff ect.. I like a LOT but i'm convinced it's between a Bull Terrier and English Bulldog now unless something changes between now and the end of the month.

What do you guys think? The family has always had dogs so i'm used to them but i've never had one of my own in the past, so to speak. I'm used to different types of Terriers, also Collies and Spaniels..

Ahh just so excited I want to make the right choice!! XD

You've gasted my flabber in the most gasted of ways.

*Flabber*

Marching Milde!

Look! Just stop and LOOK at it! This can put an end to the worlds troubles!

<3 it's so .. HAPPY!

But this holiday has gone too fast :(

*rolls home!* buh, be home tomorrow!

Seeing someones hat blow off into the sea? *mirth*

A week of no work and visiting the south coast. Whoo! <3

Don't be shy! =)

*hic!* Bit drunk here.. <3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=s6qiawJ1b-Y&feature=endscreen

Oh goddammit  lennud you shouldn't have shown me this.. Now everyone will get linked to it.

HE SO FAT HE FELL THROUGH ENTIRE EARTH! =B

Discuss! *Munch!*

Time to make a confession. I know people will judge me bad for this but I can't live with the guilt no more.

I was in desperate times and I needed to make ends meet before I had a steady income on a regular basis.

Someone left a pie unguarded on a window ledge and when no one was looking, I ran across the grass and I.. I stuck my finger in the pie.. *whimper*

Then I pulled out a chunk of the filling and I ate it.. then I took another piece without wiping the saliva off my finger and i got it all in the pie.. *sob*

And then.. and then, I was trying to make it look like it was a bird or something, I was smearing it with my hands to try and cover the hole and the mess and .. and I accidentally pulled my pants down and sat ass-naked on the pie.. *wails*

Then.. it was only then I noticed the 'Keep Off The Grass' sign on the garden I was trespassing in. *BAWLS!*

I .. I hope you can forgive me..

Then when i was walking home I committed armed robbery and then held an elderly man hostage.. *sniffs*

That bit makes me feel better about myself though.

I love you. *runs off*

I remember it and I took a video of it. Youtube is good. >=D

Hahaha

I love you all! I'm giving free cuddles today.

*OPEN ARMS!*

*Strips off*

Its getting sexy in here.

Personally I like him as he is, but part of me wants to flesh him out more..

Any suggestions? I'm not going to do anything too major with him hehe =D

Nothing really major but a bit of an image change should be occurring soon~ Just a heads up!

So yesterday, if anyone's curious and saw my AIM account was set to away all day ((Which it never is)) this is why. I never mentioned it because it seems to be nothing really worth mentioning about but it's got me curious.

Has anyone ever felt really spooked by a noise but cannot figure out whats causing it?

If you don't know i've kept a lot of exotic animals as pets in the past. Now a majority of these animals usually only eat live food, which is mostly crickets. I've had crickets as livefood for years for my animals and occasionally they escape but for the past few days it seems like we could hear one in the closet downstairs.

Now usually I can ignore it but my folks cannot ((they're also very concerned about escaped livefood..)) so apparently it was making a LOT of noise yesterday and so I was called down to go kill it. So I had to spend most the day downstairs, emptying this big ass closet out, taking every single thing out of it till I managed to eventually get enough room to get to under the shelving in there and eventually I DID kill the cricket after finding it. Don't feel bad, it was a total dick of an insect. >=(

But anyway I left it a while and no noise was coming out of the closet. I put everything back in as good of an order and as tidy as I could, eventually getting it all back to normal.

I go back upstairs and like 10 mins later the noise is back! Louder than ever! Now this is really pissing me off cos i'm called back to look again! I KNOW there is no other cricket in there!

So I go back to the closet and I

Open the Door

Get on the Floor

and everybody Walks the Dinosaur!

Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur!

*dances!* =D

Made you look. You must all be huge! Wobbly! Jiggly! Immense! Portly, even!

I like making you look. Now I get to look. *Stare*