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General | Posted 12 years agoDear Bakari...
General | Posted 12 years agoDear 
Bakari,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I quoted Forrest Gump in a clown suit and I saw you pour syrup on my Good Charlotte CD. I'm sure you're sterile enough to understand how awful you are. I'm returning your toe ring but keeping the photo of you with the mustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and I'm off to start my new life as a lemon.
Love always,
~
smittenxxkitten
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How to do this meme XD
***Dear (person of your choice),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when you (2)(3) and I saw you(4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) but keeping (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
~(your name)
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1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Good Charolette cd
Pink - You are "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
House- Sterile
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your balls
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - I love Oprah
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore
Russia - you're new world emperor
Stolen from fivel fivel
Bakari,I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I quoted Forrest Gump in a clown suit and I saw you pour syrup on my Good Charlotte CD. I'm sure you're sterile enough to understand how awful you are. I'm returning your toe ring but keeping the photo of you with the mustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and I'm off to start my new life as a lemon.
Love always,
~
smittenxxkitten=================================
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How to do this meme XD
***Dear (person of your choice),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when you (2)(3) and I saw you(4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) but keeping (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
~(your name)
************************************************
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Good Charolette cd
Pink - You are "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
House- Sterile
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your balls
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - I love Oprah
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore
Russia - you're new world emperor
Stolen from fivel fivel
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General | Posted 13 years ago1. Are you single or taken?
Taken
2. Chocolate or flowers?
Flowers because I'm not a huge fan of plain chocolate...
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
nope.
4. Do you LIKE like someone?
I do...
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
Nope.
6. Who do you want to spend Valentines with?
My boyfriend
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
No.
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Not that I know of..
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
I've written several love letters.
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
No.
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
This is the first Valentines they haven't...
12. Do you still send out Valentine cards?
Nope
13. Do you like candy hearts?
I love them! One of the few Valentines candies that I enjoy the hell out of.
14. What is something you got last Valentines?
A stuffed animal.
15. Is Valentines depressing?
It used to be, but this is the first year I have a Valentine so WOOO!
16. How is your love life?
*pokes tummy* nonexistent for the next 4 months til I'm due.
17. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
Not on Valentines, but a few days before, yes.
18. How many roses would you want to receive?
A LOT.
19. Will you have a girlfriend/boyfriend this Valentines day?
Yes
20. Do you look forward to Valentines day?
Meh. It's just a day where I get candy and gifts...
21. Who was your last Valentine from?
My best friend.
22. Who do you expect to get a Valentine from this year?
My mate.
23. Who would you most like to receive a Valentine from?
My mate.
24. How many Valentines will you be sending this year?
I only sent one text.
25. Have you ever not received a Valentine?
no.
26. What was the most Valentines you received in a single day?
If you count texts then like... 100+
27. Have you ever received an anonymous Valentine?
Yes.
28. Have you ever sent an anonymous Valentine?
No. I always sign my name. Whether they can read it or not isn't my problem...
29. Will you be sending an anonymous Valentine this year?
No.
30. What was the best Valentine gift you ever received?
A giant teddy bear with roses and balloons
31. What was the worst?
Every time I get chocolates...
32. Have you ever started dating someone on Valentines day?
Nope. ^^
Taken
2. Chocolate or flowers?
Flowers because I'm not a huge fan of plain chocolate...
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
nope.
4. Do you LIKE like someone?
I do...
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
Nope.
6. Who do you want to spend Valentines with?
My boyfriend
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
No.
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Not that I know of..
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
I've written several love letters.
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
No.
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
This is the first Valentines they haven't...
12. Do you still send out Valentine cards?
Nope
13. Do you like candy hearts?
I love them! One of the few Valentines candies that I enjoy the hell out of.
14. What is something you got last Valentines?
A stuffed animal.
15. Is Valentines depressing?
It used to be, but this is the first year I have a Valentine so WOOO!
16. How is your love life?
*pokes tummy* nonexistent for the next 4 months til I'm due.
17. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
Not on Valentines, but a few days before, yes.
18. How many roses would you want to receive?
A LOT.
19. Will you have a girlfriend/boyfriend this Valentines day?
Yes
20. Do you look forward to Valentines day?
Meh. It's just a day where I get candy and gifts...
21. Who was your last Valentine from?
My best friend.
22. Who do you expect to get a Valentine from this year?
My mate.
23. Who would you most like to receive a Valentine from?
My mate.
24. How many Valentines will you be sending this year?
I only sent one text.
25. Have you ever not received a Valentine?
no.
26. What was the most Valentines you received in a single day?
If you count texts then like... 100+
27. Have you ever received an anonymous Valentine?
Yes.
28. Have you ever sent an anonymous Valentine?
No. I always sign my name. Whether they can read it or not isn't my problem...
29. Will you be sending an anonymous Valentine this year?
No.
30. What was the best Valentine gift you ever received?
A giant teddy bear with roses and balloons
31. What was the worst?
Every time I get chocolates...
32. Have you ever started dating someone on Valentines day?
Nope. ^^
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