Prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man. He was cast into the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds.

For the love of god, if anyone wants to play, hit me up.

1.This survey gets a little personal; can you handle it?
I dunno, I'm high...

2. If you married the last person you texted, what would your last name be?
Miller

3. Were you happy when you woke up today?
Sure, even though my boyfriend woke me up on my day off >:[

4. When were you on the phone last? And with who?
just a few minutes ago with my friend, Mike

5. What are you excited for?
Portal 2. And also seeing the KIng's Speech FINALLY

7. Honestly, who was the last person to tell you they love you?
My boyfran

8. What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
some magical brownies

9. Have a best friend?
Sure

10. Are you scared to fall in love?
Naw, cuz I am :3

11. Do you think teenagers can be in love?
Sure, but thats not likely since they usually think of relationships differently than us normies

12. Last person you wanted to punch in the face?
idk

13. What time is it right this second?
22:24:44

14. What do you want right now?
To turn my ps3 off because it has been running for way too long, but it's alll the way OVER THERE

15. Who was the last person you took a picture with?
Not a clue, I hate having my picture taken :/

16. Are you single/taken/heartbroken/or confused?
taken

17. When was the last time you cried?
I HAVE NEVER CRIED

18. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Good enough

19. Do you find it hard to trust others?
Soooo much

20. How fast does your mind change?
It took too long to figure out what to say to this.

21. I bet you miss somebody right now.
Nah, I'm good here

22. Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
I could honestly say that.

23. Why do you think so many people cheat?
Bored with the sex, boredom with the relationship. Or perhaps they want to end the relationship but dont have the balls to

24. Tell me what's on your mind?
Right now my mind is thinking, "HAH, Mike, these brownies came out great, so suck it!"

25. What are you looking forward to in the next three months?
Those things I said I was looking forward to earlier... that's about it :/

26. Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
Yes, but that is all I'm going to admit in this journal :P

27. When did you last talk to your number 1 top friend?
a few hours ago

28. When is your next road trip?
FUCKING NEVER D:

29. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell anything to?
Not evvverrryyyythiiing

30. How's your heart?
Good enough

31. Have you ever felt like you weren't important?
To whom?

32. Do you think somebody's in love with you?
Um, spluh....

33. What are you planning on doing after this?
Probably jerk it. That, or force myself though some video game.

34. Next time you will kiss someone?
NOW! *smooches*

35. Have you told anybody you loved them today?
Yeah

36. Who do you not get along with?
I get along with everyone, ever

37. What does you 3rd recent text say?
Lol. fuck u, what smells great.

38. What are you wearing right now?
My Electric Haven (tattoo and barber shop) shirt, and these awesome blue and white striped pants. My friend said they look like something a cartoon train conductor would wear. Jordan hates them xD

39. You're locked in a room with the person you last kissed, how is it?
We are each sitting at our separate computers, ignoring each other. But that's ok. :)

40. When's the last time you had a grilled cheese?
HOLY SHIT, QUIZ! How did you know I literally had some an hour ago?

41. What's your favorite boy and girl name right now?
Logan(my dog) and Fuzzy(one of my rats)

42. How did you feel when you woke up?
irritated and my bf, and I had a really full bladder

43. Do you wish someone would call or text you right now?
Some texts would ROCK.

44. Do you crack your knuckles?
Alll the time

45. What were you doing yesterday at midnight?
Wurkiiiiing

46. What are your LEGAL initials?
ZCP

47. Who's the first B in your contacts?
Barros, a pizza place

48. When was the last time you laughed really hard?
This morning, when I opened my patio door and my dog slammed into the still-closed screen door.

49. Your number 1 top friend walks out of your life, do you go after them?
Yeah D:

50. Explain your last awkward moment?
Yea, I dunno. Best I can remember was today when we went to a new place to get chinese food. We were seated when I realized the place smelled like an old basement. But I'm too polite to leave; I don't want to hurt the server's feelings!

51. Are you afraid of the dark?
Just of hurting myself in it :P

52. Do you have good vision?
Yeah but I'm sure it's dwindling

53. Have you ever tripped someone?
First time I did it intentionally was in elementary school, when I tripped the absolute SHIT out of a kid because I saw someone trip a person with their leg in a cartoon.

54. Have you ever slapped someone?
No

55. Are you Irish?
No, but I am thirsty

56. Do you use chap stick?
Ugh, yeah

57. Do you have any scars?
Holy fuck, I have so many scars, it is just not funny.

58. Is there someone you will never forgive?
No, Im such a pushover

59. Are you dating the person you last held hands with?
yea

60. Name the last person to text you?
Mike

61. Would you marry someone 8 years older than you?
No, cuz that ain't my bf

62. Can you go in public looking like you do?
No, but I do it anyway

63. Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a A?
Guess not

64. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Preferably diagonally.

65. What's the first thing you'll do on your wedding day?
Prolly say something like,"My butt doesn't want sex tonight."

66. Do you fall for people easily?
I get stupid crushes sometimes :P

67. Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days?
Y

68. Do you miss the way things used to be?
Oh man, yes

69. Song you're thinking of right now?
Holiday in Cambodia

70. Want someone back in your life?
Yeah, a friend or two that moved

71. Will tomorrow be better than today?
Prolly not since I have to wake up early :<

72. What's the color of the shirt you are wearing?
Black, with an obnoxious yellow picture

73. Who was the first friend that you had?
Mike should have a little more faith in my culinary ability. And not Mike.

74. Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
Depends on the lie and the reason for it

75. Is there anyone who understands your relationship status?
It's kinda not a difficult concept

76. Are you a naturally happy person? Or is your happiness forced?
I never force happiness, I can't stand that

77. Is there anyone you wish would fall in love with you?
MIssion accomplished

78. What do you wear when you sleep?
Boxors

79. Are you obsessed with something right now?
no

80. The first person you loved is?
Jordan

81. Something terrible happened with you?
Worst thing I've had happen is being hit by a car, but I'm over that. Literally. I flew over that car.

82. You are locked up with someone you love, what happens?
"Fuck, I forgot my computer!"
"Me too!"
"Now what?"

83. If you could wish something, what would it be?
Idk, prolly that furry thing

84. Ever forced someone to do something?
Always. PERR PRESSURE!

85. When you are alone, what do you think about?
Where did my money go? Have I wanked too much? How am I so unproductive?"

86. How was your first kiss?
Awkward and gay

87. What's your favorite music genre?
Anything rock.

88. Are you going to tag people to do this?
Whoever looks at this.

Some of these things are just embarrassing...

[] you meow/bark to get attention
[] you find pets toys amusing
[] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and brings it back
Total: 0

[] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[+] you love fish/meat
[] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car (Power Windows are not my friend...)
[+] you like when people pet your head
[] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 2

[+] you sleep a lot during daytime
[] you enjoy scaring birds
[] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[] you bite people if they annoy you
[] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[]milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 1

[] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[+] you enjoy long walks in the park
[] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 1

[] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk (wtf, people...)
[+] you really enjoy cuddling
[+] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[+] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 3


[+] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[] you meow or bark very often
[] you hide when you get scared
[+] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 2

[] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[] you refer to your self as an animal
[] your username has something to do with animals
[+] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better (fucking ow! O_o)
[+] you look for edible stuff often (is a fatass)
Total: 2

[+] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[] you like to say hi to strangers
[] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[] people think you act like a pet
[] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[] you like to eat grass
[] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Total: 1

Final Total: 12

Take your score and multiply it by 2
24% Furry

Finally got my Last Man Standing killbook. It's even more awesome that I was expecting. I'm pretty stoked for the graphic novels and movie (hopefully!). xD

My roommate and i have determined that I am worth approximately $90.65 of bananas OR 518 individual bananas.

 elkcinsfritz is a secondary account I made so I can upload things people might find a bit more... squickier. Prepare for it to never be used.

Back, dawgs.

For the two or so people who keep an eye on me, I'm going to be out of town in a bit for about six days or so. Hopefully, I will actually get some stuff accomplished while I am gone, but not likely. :P

I rather liked this.

Smoked weed -- $10
Did acid or pills -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25