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Posted 7 years ago1. What is your name?
Sneeze
2. What is your gender?
Male
3. How old are you?
28
4. How tall are you?
The same height as Charizard
5. Where are you staying?
The Hilton
6. What day are you getting there?
The early day, whatever day/date that falls on :U
7. Who will you be with?
A bunch a people that like me/tolerate me
8. Do you have art in the art show?
lol no
9. What suit(s) will you have?
Is a onesie a suit?
10. Can I dance with you?
I don't dance, unless really really drunk, so maybe?
11. Can I touch you?
Touch me how?
12. Can I talk to you?
Of course
13. Can I hug you?
Yeah, just ask first but I'll more than likely say yes :U
14. Can I take photos of you/with you?
I'm not very photogenic...
15. Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Duh...
16. Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
...duh...
17. Can I give you lots of money?
Why is this question always here, do people give out money and where are they?
18. Can I hang out with you?
Of course
19. How will I recognize you?
Fowl mouthed, drunk, angry northern short arse.
20. Where will you be most of the time during the con?
Probably generally milling around in the bar or at the events.
21. Who are you rooming with?
The skunky better half.
22. Attending any events?
There's a lot i want to attend this year, too many to list/remember.
23. How can I find you at the con?
Telegram me or twitter me!
24. Are you doing anything in line with the theme?
Finally getting use out of my plethora of video game t-shirts and a similarly themed onesie.
26. How are you getting to the con?
Train
Sneeze
2. What is your gender?
Male
3. How old are you?
28
4. How tall are you?
The same height as Charizard
5. Where are you staying?
The Hilton
6. What day are you getting there?
The early day, whatever day/date that falls on :U
7. Who will you be with?
A bunch a people that like me/tolerate me
8. Do you have art in the art show?
lol no
9. What suit(s) will you have?
Is a onesie a suit?
10. Can I dance with you?
I don't dance, unless really really drunk, so maybe?
11. Can I touch you?
Touch me how?
12. Can I talk to you?
Of course
13. Can I hug you?
Yeah, just ask first but I'll more than likely say yes :U
14. Can I take photos of you/with you?
I'm not very photogenic...
15. Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Duh...
16. Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
...duh...
17. Can I give you lots of money?
Why is this question always here, do people give out money and where are they?
18. Can I hang out with you?
Of course
19. How will I recognize you?
Fowl mouthed, drunk, angry northern short arse.
20. Where will you be most of the time during the con?
Probably generally milling around in the bar or at the events.
21. Who are you rooming with?
The skunky better half.
22. Attending any events?
There's a lot i want to attend this year, too many to list/remember.
23. How can I find you at the con?
Telegram me or twitter me!
24. Are you doing anything in line with the theme?
Finally getting use out of my plethora of video game t-shirts and a similarly themed onesie.
26. How are you getting to the con?
Train
CFz 2017 Thing
Posted 8 years ago1. What is your name?
Sneeze
2. What is your gender?
Male
3. How old are you?
27
4. How tall are you?
5'7" (YES I'M A SHORT ARSE PLEASE STOP POINT THIS OUT)
5. Where are you staying?
Hilton
6. What day are you getting there?
The early day thing. IDK DAYS OR NUMBERS.
7. Who will you be with?
My friends, I guess o.o
8. Do you have art in the art show?
lolno
9. What suit(s) will you have?
None
10. Can I dance with you?
I need to be really drunk to dance so... unlikely, but not impossible.
11. Can I touch you?
Not without prior warning, I like hugs though, so probably.
12. Can I talk to you?
Yes. Absolutely. As long as you're not one of those
13. Can I hug you?
See Q11.
14. Can I take photos of you/with you?
With permission.
15. Can I buy you lots of drinks?
I encourage it.
16. Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
Yes/No
17. Can I give you lots of money?
Erm... what's the catch?
18. Can I hang out with you?
Ye
19. How will I recognize you?
Loud, short, hairy northerner.
20. Where will you be most of the time during the con?
At the bar, or playing werewolf. Mostly.
21. Who are you rooming with?
My fella, the grumpy skunk
22. Attending any events?
Probably!
23. How can I find you at the con?
Telegram and/or Twitter, ask me for deets.
24. Are you doing anything in line with the theme?
Nothing planned but I hope to...
26. How are you getting to the con?
ROADTRIP
Sneeze
2. What is your gender?
Male
3. How old are you?
27
4. How tall are you?
5'7" (YES I'M A SHORT ARSE PLEASE STOP POINT THIS OUT)
5. Where are you staying?
Hilton
6. What day are you getting there?
The early day thing. IDK DAYS OR NUMBERS.
7. Who will you be with?
My friends, I guess o.o
8. Do you have art in the art show?
lolno
9. What suit(s) will you have?
None
10. Can I dance with you?
I need to be really drunk to dance so... unlikely, but not impossible.
11. Can I touch you?
Not without prior warning, I like hugs though, so probably.
12. Can I talk to you?
Yes. Absolutely. As long as you're not one of those
13. Can I hug you?
See Q11.
14. Can I take photos of you/with you?
With permission.
15. Can I buy you lots of drinks?
I encourage it.
16. Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
Yes/No
17. Can I give you lots of money?
Erm... what's the catch?
18. Can I hang out with you?
Ye
19. How will I recognize you?
Loud, short, hairy northerner.
20. Where will you be most of the time during the con?
At the bar, or playing werewolf. Mostly.
21. Who are you rooming with?
My fella, the grumpy skunk
22. Attending any events?
Probably!
23. How can I find you at the con?
Telegram and/or Twitter, ask me for deets.
24. Are you doing anything in line with the theme?
Nothing planned but I hope to...
26. How are you getting to the con?
ROADTRIP
Furry Nwtwork
Posted 9 years agoI've been on there a while now but people seem to be migrating in lieu of recent events so if you don't follow me already: https://beta.furrynetwork.com/snzjaql/
CFz 2016
Posted 9 years ago1. What is your name?
Sneeze (or 'dog' works too).
2. What is your gender?
I'm a dude
3. How old are you?
26
4. How tall are you?
5'7" (Yes I'm a short arse -.-)
5. Are you in a relationship?
Yup
6. Where are you staying?
The hotel, where else?
7. What day are you getting there?
The 26th
8. Who will you be with?
Too many to name, love you all <3
9. Do you have art in the art show?
Art? I can't do art
10. What suit(s) will you have?
Don't have one
11. Can I dance with you?
If I'm drunk enough
12. Can I touch you?
Touch me...how..?
13. Can I talk to you?
Of course...
14. Can I hug you?
Sure, I'm very huggy :)
15. Can I take photos of you/with you?
Sure, not sure why you'd want one with me though...
16. Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Free booze? Hell yeah.
17. Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
Drink like a fish, and smoke like one too.
18. Can I give you lots of money?
If you want, I guess? Would you want anything for it?
19. Can I hang out with you?
Of course...
20. How will I recognize you?
Long haired short guy, probably injured in some way.
21. Where will you be most of the time during the con?
Bar, or board games room, or scavenging for some spicy to eat.
22. Who are you rooming with?
My better half
23. Attending any events?
Do we even have a schedule up yet? I'll be attending some but not sure what's happening yet...
24. How can I find you at the con?
Find me on Telegram if you want, (at)LtShelfLife
25. Are you doing anything in line with the theme?
Eating popcorn, or sometthing. Idk.
Sneeze (or 'dog' works too).
2. What is your gender?
I'm a dude
3. How old are you?
26
4. How tall are you?
5'7" (Yes I'm a short arse -.-)
5. Are you in a relationship?
Yup
6. Where are you staying?
The hotel, where else?
7. What day are you getting there?
The 26th
8. Who will you be with?
Too many to name, love you all <3
9. Do you have art in the art show?
Art? I can't do art
10. What suit(s) will you have?
Don't have one
11. Can I dance with you?
If I'm drunk enough
12. Can I touch you?
Touch me...how..?
13. Can I talk to you?
Of course...
14. Can I hug you?
Sure, I'm very huggy :)
15. Can I take photos of you/with you?
Sure, not sure why you'd want one with me though...
16. Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Free booze? Hell yeah.
17. Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
Drink like a fish, and smoke like one too.
18. Can I give you lots of money?
If you want, I guess? Would you want anything for it?
19. Can I hang out with you?
Of course...
20. How will I recognize you?
Long haired short guy, probably injured in some way.
21. Where will you be most of the time during the con?
Bar, or board games room, or scavenging for some spicy to eat.
22. Who are you rooming with?
My better half
23. Attending any events?
Do we even have a schedule up yet? I'll be attending some but not sure what's happening yet...
24. How can I find you at the con?
Find me on Telegram if you want, (at)LtShelfLife
25. Are you doing anything in line with the theme?
Eating popcorn, or sometthing. Idk.
Another one of them there profile things
Posted 10 years agoBasics
Name: Sneeze
Nickname: Sneeze
Location: Sheffield, England
Age: 25, (26 in 3 weeks <_<).
Height: 5'7"
Zodiac sign: Leo
Pets: None :c
Favourite thing about yourself: My modesty and my stunning good looks
Worst habit: Laziness I guess?
Fun fact: One time, I ate 17 cakes
Identity, Sexuality & Personality
Gender identity: Male
Sexual preference: Men
Romantic preference: Men
"Kinsey Scale" score: 5.976328
Relationship status: Engaged (<3 you if you're reading this)
Myers/Briggs type: I think I'm ENTP or ENFP
Hogwarts house: No idea! :D
Routine
"Early Bird" or "Night Owl": Night Owl
First thought in the morning: "Five more minutes" ad finitum
Last thought before falling asleep at night: "Did I put my alarm on?"
School/Work
Do you work or are you a student: Work
What do you do well: Programmer/Developer
Where do you see yourself in 5 years: No idea, hopefully in a new more enjoyable job
Habits (Do you…?)
Drink: Yes...maybe too much
Smoke: Nope
Do Drugs: Nope
Exercise: Walking to and from work?
Have a go-to comfort food: Yup, a few really
Have a nervous habit: Overthinking things I guess?
What is your favourite…?
Physical quality (in yourself): Erm... I'm not good at this . _. I like my hair I guess? :U (when it behaves)
In Others: I don't really have a "type" so don't have a favourite single quality
Mental/emotional quality (in yourself): I tend to make people laugh and I'm told I'm a good listener (at least I think that's what they said)
Food: Mexican and Indian c:
Drink: Lagers, Ales, Ciders
Animal: DOGS!
Colors: Blue, Orange
Artist/Band/Group: Bowling for Soup
Author/Poet: Chuck Palahnuik
Actor/Actress: Hard to say, I like a bunch D:
Name: Sneeze
Nickname: Sneeze
Location: Sheffield, England
Age: 25, (26 in 3 weeks <_<).
Height: 5'7"
Zodiac sign: Leo
Pets: None :c
Favourite thing about yourself: My modesty and my stunning good looks
Worst habit: Laziness I guess?
Fun fact: One time, I ate 17 cakes
Identity, Sexuality & Personality
Gender identity: Male
Sexual preference: Men
Romantic preference: Men
"Kinsey Scale" score: 5.976328
Relationship status: Engaged (<3 you if you're reading this)
Myers/Briggs type: I think I'm ENTP or ENFP
Hogwarts house: No idea! :D
Routine
"Early Bird" or "Night Owl": Night Owl
First thought in the morning: "Five more minutes" ad finitum
Last thought before falling asleep at night: "Did I put my alarm on?"
School/Work
Do you work or are you a student: Work
What do you do well: Programmer/Developer
Where do you see yourself in 5 years: No idea, hopefully in a new more enjoyable job
Habits (Do you…?)
Drink: Yes...maybe too much
Smoke: Nope
Do Drugs: Nope
Exercise: Walking to and from work?
Have a go-to comfort food: Yup, a few really
Have a nervous habit: Overthinking things I guess?
What is your favourite…?
Physical quality (in yourself): Erm... I'm not good at this . _. I like my hair I guess? :U (when it behaves)
In Others: I don't really have a "type" so don't have a favourite single quality
Mental/emotional quality (in yourself): I tend to make people laugh and I'm told I'm a good listener (at least I think that's what they said)
Food: Mexican and Indian c:
Drink: Lagers, Ales, Ciders
Animal: DOGS!
Colors: Blue, Orange
Artist/Band/Group: Bowling for Soup
Author/Poet: Chuck Palahnuik
Actor/Actress: Hard to say, I like a bunch D:
#NelsonMandelaCon2015 - CFz2015
Posted 10 years agoAs ever was a great CFz this year. was my other half's first con and he fucking loved it so we'll all be back next year for sure. Thanks to everyone for making it awesome, and all m,y friends for being equally awesome.
However I missed the Dead Dog _again_ due to having chronic indigestion.
See you all next year, and we may try top attend to a few larger meets before then. <3
Nelson Mandela is not a number.
However I missed the Dead Dog _again_ due to having chronic indigestion.
See you all next year, and we may try top attend to a few larger meets before then. <3
Nelson Mandela is not a number.
Things! Excitement!
Posted 10 years agoI don't normally post journals (much less bloggy ones) but felt I should for once.
I've got some good news, me and my better half are now engaged! There wasn't any massive epic proposal over a romantic candlelit dinner before any asks, it just sort of... happened. :P So yeah, big news!
On another note we're both attending CFz (2 weeks time, yes!) so if anyone wants to hang out and grab a jar or something then come say hi. Look out for a short guy with long hair and a think Sheffield accent. Failing that just following the trial of blood into the toilets.
Hope to see some of you there. <3
I've got some good news, me and my better half are now engaged! There wasn't any massive epic proposal over a romantic candlelit dinner before any asks, it just sort of... happened. :P So yeah, big news!
On another note we're both attending CFz (2 weeks time, yes!) so if anyone wants to hang out and grab a jar or something then come say hi. Look out for a short guy with long hair and a think Sheffield accent. Failing that just following the trial of blood into the toilets.
Hope to see some of you there. <3
My first sheff meet! :D
Posted 10 years agoFor some reason I've never attended a Sheffield meet but today was my first.
Was great fun, thanks to
weregrem for dragging me and the other half along and to all the others that turned up, deffo going to be doing this more often.
Also Brewdog is probably my favourite pub in Sheffield right now. c:
Was great fun, thanks to
weregrem for dragging me and the other half along and to all the others that turned up, deffo going to be doing this more often. Also Brewdog is probably my favourite pub in Sheffield right now. c:
For some reason I like doing these things...
Posted 10 years agoStolen from a bunch of people :v
1. What is your name?
David/Sneeze/Oi twat
2. Where are you from? What is it like where you live?
Sheffield, born and bred, and I love it here. c:
3. How old are you?
25
4. Are you a boy or a girl?
I'm a dude
5. Do you like boys, girls, or both?
I like dudes
6. Describe yourself in four words.
Sarcastic, short, daft, geek
7. What do you think people first think when they meet you online?
"wow this guy cant type for shit"
8. What do you think people first think when they meet you in real life?
That I'm shorter than they expected
9. What makes you happy?
Video games, beer, food, my friends
10. What really grinds your gears?
People who are willfully ignorant, if you don't know something that's fine but make the fucking effort
11. What is a big deal to most people but not a big deal to you?
Healthy living, I guess? I mean, within reason but calorie counting and stuff... nah, fuck that
12. What is a big deal to you but not a big deal to most people?
Video games? Maybe more of a deal in the furry community but counting everyone ever...
13. What confuses you?
The universe! Like, dark matter and black holes and quantum physics and shit
14. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
Extrovert for sure, I love chinwagging and being around people and just love being in good company. I get cabin fever something fierce if I don't socialise.
15. Do you draw? (Post 3 of your favourite drawings!)
Nope! I'm shit.
16. What do you like to do in your spare time?
Video game, internet, tv/movies, drink...
17. What is your specialty?
I'm good at making puns (if you count that?)
18. Do you have any fears?
Spiders - fuck spiders.
19. Do you have a fursona?
Just a furry/jackal version of me
20. What is your spirit animal?
Dog!
21. Where is your favourite place to be?
At my pc or at the pub with my posse.
22. What is your favourite type of weather?
Sunny, the warmer the better - as long as it isn't too humid.
23. What is your favourite song?
Hard to say... wouldn't know what to even go for...
24. What is the funniest thing you've ever seen on the internet?
http://i.imgur.com/af25o.jpg
25. What is your favorite website?
Twitter, YouTube, TVTropes, FA, Wikipedia...
26. Pick up the nearest book you can reach and flip to a random page. What is the first sentence in the second paragraph?
I have a few books next to me so went for a recognisable one
"I haven't slept in 3 days, unless I'm sleeping now"
27. Do you like PC or Mac (or Linux)?
PC all the way
28. Do you like Android or iOS (or Windows Phone OS)?
Android
29. What's your favourite possession?
My PC I guess
30. What is your favourite type of cookie?
Classic old choc hip
31. What is your favourite beverage?
Dr Pepper, Relentless, or Tsing Tao
32. What is your favourite game?
Pokemon, Paper Mario TTYD, Binding of Isaac
33. Tell us a funny childhood story.
You know the story of last year at CFz when I headbutted a staircase? Well I did it a lot as a kid too, toilets, deck chairs, tables, you name it, I've probably headbutted it.
35. Who is your favourite artist?
At the moment, Haychel. :3c
36. Have you ever stolen anything?
I.. don't think I have actually.
37. Has anyone ever stolen something from you?
Probably at some point, can't recall.
38. What is your favourite cartoon/video game character?
Calypso from Twisted Metal
39. What inspires you?
Games I guess
40. Are you in a relationship?
Yup, with a wonderful skunk :3
41. Do you have any crushes?
On Skunk ofc, and like, Lucario and that. v:
42. Do you have an ex?
I dated a guy online for a while but we ended it on good terms and are still friends to this day, I don't like the word "ex" with him though, it feels negative when it was a mutual thing...
Other than that never been in a committed relationship other than my current one c:
43. Are you a virgin?
Nupe
44. What attracts you?
Physically: Medium-Long hair, lean-medium build, typically shorter guys, general "cute" appearance :3
Personality: Geeky, funny, quirky, can tolerate my shit
45. Do you move fast in relationships, or slow?
Evidence points towards the former
46. Do you think you are on the right path in life?
I think so in general, maybe not career wise but everything else is great!
47. What is the meaning of life?
Enjoy it!
48. What is stressing you out right now?
Work - mostly the people, not the job itself...
49. What calms you down?
My friends and boyfriend c:
50. A train leaves the station heading west at 34 MPH, and another train leaves a station heading east at 25 MPH. a car heads north towards the train tracks at 65 MPH, and a man is walking southeast at 1 MPH while holding a glass of chocolate milk, which is spoiling at a rate of 10,000 bacteria reproductions per minute. A bird flies by going southeast at 25 MPH and poops at a 15 degree angle with a force of 5 MPH. A gust of wind approaches from the west blowing at 286 MPH and a giant watermelon explodes from the northeast with the force of 15 tons of TNT, casting large sections of delicious fruity goodness several thousand feet. Given all of this information, calculate the probability that pigs will mutate and gain not only wings but the ability to think intelligently and the chance that they will plot to hunt me down and eat my sandwich.
*holds up spork* DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
51. What are you wearing right now?
T-shirt and jeans
52. What is your favourite thing to wear?
T-shirts and jeans, or shorts in hot weather
53. On a scale of 1-10, how creepy are you?
5...idk?
54. Are you a pervert?
Cock tongues, that is all.
55. Have you traveled? Where is the nicest place you have gone?
Yup, and nicest is Fuerteventura, fucking lovely island.
56. Are you feeling it Mr. Krabs?
I'M REALLY FEELING IT
57. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
Nothing really...
58. How often are you on the computer?
Erryday
59. How often are you on DeviantART?
Very rarely, FA gives me most stuff I need.
60. What's something you just naturally know how to do?
Cook I guess
61. What superpower would you want to have?
Telekinesis for sure
62. If you got 10 million dollars, what would you do with it?
Buy a "modest" house, get like a hot tub and shit, travel the world, donate some to charity, tell my job to shove it
63. What is your favorite emote?
:3 and c:
64. What are you addicted to?
Energy drinks... :( Like, legit.
65. What is something you can't wait for?
CONFUZZLED, everyone else has said it but its true!
66. What is your favorite quote?
"In the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king"
67. How do you wish you were different?
More physically fit I guess
68. Do you believe in aliens?
"There are two possibilities, either we are alone in the universe, or we are not. Both are equally terrifying."
69. .....Lol Ooh baby
Murr~
70. Do you want to get married?
Still not sure about that one, maybe though c:
71. Do you want to have children?
Have considered adopting but not for a long time yet
72. What is the best thing?
A cold pint on a warm day in the sun c:
73. What is the worst thing?
A warm pint on any day...
74. Tell us a fun fact about anything.
There are two kinds of people in this world, those that can extrapolate information from incomplete data..
75. What would be the best day ever for you?
A party with all those close to me with beer, pizza and games c:
76. Do you like roller coasters?
Yup, not been on one for ages though :C
77. Are you religious?
Not at all
78. Are you in college? (What are you studying?)
I left a while ago now, like, nearly 4 years ago.
79. Do you have a job? (What do you do?)
Yup - I'm a software developer.
80. What do you wish you had?
A job I enjoy and like the people I work with...
81. What is one thing you wish everyone in the world could agree on?
That mayonaise is terrible and should be banished from existence
82. If you turned into an animal, what animal do you think it would be?
DOG!
83. What kind of phone do you have?
Got a new shiny S5 the other day
84. What is your favorite thing to look at?
Pictures of corgis
85. What is your favorite thing to smell?
Anything freshly baked, bread, cookie, scones, etc.
86. What is your favorite thing to hear?
Bowling for Soup c:
87. What is your favorite thing to taste?
Mexican or Indian food.
88. What is your favorite thing to feel?
DOG! Petting dogs is nice c:
89. Do you believe in ghosts?
I'm not sure... I'm generally skeptical of supernatural things but I've heard stories and seem things that make me wonder.
90. Do you like hugs, or are you no-touch?
Hugs are great C:
91. What's the most expensive thing you've ever bought?
Prolly my PC
92. What do you miss?
Cheap tuck-shop style snacks, 10p mixes and shit.
93. What do you wish you were better at?
Not headbutting things
94. What do you think about a lot?
Video games v:
95. Do you have any allergies?
Pollen, Cat, Dust...
96. What is your favourite flash based game? (Link?)
Pandemic
97. What is your favourite little kid show?
Courage c:
98. What is the best joke you know?
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
None!
99. What makes you different than everyone else?
I'm me!
100. Was this quiz worth it?
Sure I guess.
1. What is your name?
David/Sneeze/Oi twat
2. Where are you from? What is it like where you live?
Sheffield, born and bred, and I love it here. c:
3. How old are you?
25
4. Are you a boy or a girl?
I'm a dude
5. Do you like boys, girls, or both?
I like dudes
6. Describe yourself in four words.
Sarcastic, short, daft, geek
7. What do you think people first think when they meet you online?
"wow this guy cant type for shit"
8. What do you think people first think when they meet you in real life?
That I'm shorter than they expected
9. What makes you happy?
Video games, beer, food, my friends
10. What really grinds your gears?
People who are willfully ignorant, if you don't know something that's fine but make the fucking effort
11. What is a big deal to most people but not a big deal to you?
Healthy living, I guess? I mean, within reason but calorie counting and stuff... nah, fuck that
12. What is a big deal to you but not a big deal to most people?
Video games? Maybe more of a deal in the furry community but counting everyone ever...
13. What confuses you?
The universe! Like, dark matter and black holes and quantum physics and shit
14. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
Extrovert for sure, I love chinwagging and being around people and just love being in good company. I get cabin fever something fierce if I don't socialise.
15. Do you draw? (Post 3 of your favourite drawings!)
Nope! I'm shit.
16. What do you like to do in your spare time?
Video game, internet, tv/movies, drink...
17. What is your specialty?
I'm good at making puns (if you count that?)
18. Do you have any fears?
Spiders - fuck spiders.
19. Do you have a fursona?
Just a furry/jackal version of me
20. What is your spirit animal?
Dog!
21. Where is your favourite place to be?
At my pc or at the pub with my posse.
22. What is your favourite type of weather?
Sunny, the warmer the better - as long as it isn't too humid.
23. What is your favourite song?
Hard to say... wouldn't know what to even go for...
24. What is the funniest thing you've ever seen on the internet?
http://i.imgur.com/af25o.jpg
25. What is your favorite website?
Twitter, YouTube, TVTropes, FA, Wikipedia...
26. Pick up the nearest book you can reach and flip to a random page. What is the first sentence in the second paragraph?
I have a few books next to me so went for a recognisable one
"I haven't slept in 3 days, unless I'm sleeping now"
27. Do you like PC or Mac (or Linux)?
PC all the way
28. Do you like Android or iOS (or Windows Phone OS)?
Android
29. What's your favourite possession?
My PC I guess
30. What is your favourite type of cookie?
Classic old choc hip
31. What is your favourite beverage?
Dr Pepper, Relentless, or Tsing Tao
32. What is your favourite game?
Pokemon, Paper Mario TTYD, Binding of Isaac
33. Tell us a funny childhood story.
You know the story of last year at CFz when I headbutted a staircase? Well I did it a lot as a kid too, toilets, deck chairs, tables, you name it, I've probably headbutted it.
35. Who is your favourite artist?
At the moment, Haychel. :3c
36. Have you ever stolen anything?
I.. don't think I have actually.
37. Has anyone ever stolen something from you?
Probably at some point, can't recall.
38. What is your favourite cartoon/video game character?
Calypso from Twisted Metal
39. What inspires you?
Games I guess
40. Are you in a relationship?
Yup, with a wonderful skunk :3
41. Do you have any crushes?
On Skunk ofc, and like, Lucario and that. v:
42. Do you have an ex?
I dated a guy online for a while but we ended it on good terms and are still friends to this day, I don't like the word "ex" with him though, it feels negative when it was a mutual thing...
Other than that never been in a committed relationship other than my current one c:
43. Are you a virgin?
Nupe
44. What attracts you?
Physically: Medium-Long hair, lean-medium build, typically shorter guys, general "cute" appearance :3
Personality: Geeky, funny, quirky, can tolerate my shit
45. Do you move fast in relationships, or slow?
Evidence points towards the former
46. Do you think you are on the right path in life?
I think so in general, maybe not career wise but everything else is great!
47. What is the meaning of life?
Enjoy it!
48. What is stressing you out right now?
Work - mostly the people, not the job itself...
49. What calms you down?
My friends and boyfriend c:
50. A train leaves the station heading west at 34 MPH, and another train leaves a station heading east at 25 MPH. a car heads north towards the train tracks at 65 MPH, and a man is walking southeast at 1 MPH while holding a glass of chocolate milk, which is spoiling at a rate of 10,000 bacteria reproductions per minute. A bird flies by going southeast at 25 MPH and poops at a 15 degree angle with a force of 5 MPH. A gust of wind approaches from the west blowing at 286 MPH and a giant watermelon explodes from the northeast with the force of 15 tons of TNT, casting large sections of delicious fruity goodness several thousand feet. Given all of this information, calculate the probability that pigs will mutate and gain not only wings but the ability to think intelligently and the chance that they will plot to hunt me down and eat my sandwich.
*holds up spork* DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
51. What are you wearing right now?
T-shirt and jeans
52. What is your favourite thing to wear?
T-shirts and jeans, or shorts in hot weather
53. On a scale of 1-10, how creepy are you?
5...idk?
54. Are you a pervert?
Cock tongues, that is all.
55. Have you traveled? Where is the nicest place you have gone?
Yup, and nicest is Fuerteventura, fucking lovely island.
56. Are you feeling it Mr. Krabs?
I'M REALLY FEELING IT
57. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
Nothing really...
58. How often are you on the computer?
Erryday
59. How often are you on DeviantART?
Very rarely, FA gives me most stuff I need.
60. What's something you just naturally know how to do?
Cook I guess
61. What superpower would you want to have?
Telekinesis for sure
62. If you got 10 million dollars, what would you do with it?
Buy a "modest" house, get like a hot tub and shit, travel the world, donate some to charity, tell my job to shove it
63. What is your favorite emote?
:3 and c:
64. What are you addicted to?
Energy drinks... :( Like, legit.
65. What is something you can't wait for?
CONFUZZLED, everyone else has said it but its true!
66. What is your favorite quote?
"In the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king"
67. How do you wish you were different?
More physically fit I guess
68. Do you believe in aliens?
"There are two possibilities, either we are alone in the universe, or we are not. Both are equally terrifying."
69. .....Lol Ooh baby
Murr~
70. Do you want to get married?
Still not sure about that one, maybe though c:
71. Do you want to have children?
Have considered adopting but not for a long time yet
72. What is the best thing?
A cold pint on a warm day in the sun c:
73. What is the worst thing?
A warm pint on any day...
74. Tell us a fun fact about anything.
There are two kinds of people in this world, those that can extrapolate information from incomplete data..
75. What would be the best day ever for you?
A party with all those close to me with beer, pizza and games c:
76. Do you like roller coasters?
Yup, not been on one for ages though :C
77. Are you religious?
Not at all
78. Are you in college? (What are you studying?)
I left a while ago now, like, nearly 4 years ago.
79. Do you have a job? (What do you do?)
Yup - I'm a software developer.
80. What do you wish you had?
A job I enjoy and like the people I work with...
81. What is one thing you wish everyone in the world could agree on?
That mayonaise is terrible and should be banished from existence
82. If you turned into an animal, what animal do you think it would be?
DOG!
83. What kind of phone do you have?
Got a new shiny S5 the other day
84. What is your favorite thing to look at?
Pictures of corgis
85. What is your favorite thing to smell?
Anything freshly baked, bread, cookie, scones, etc.
86. What is your favorite thing to hear?
Bowling for Soup c:
87. What is your favorite thing to taste?
Mexican or Indian food.
88. What is your favorite thing to feel?
DOG! Petting dogs is nice c:
89. Do you believe in ghosts?
I'm not sure... I'm generally skeptical of supernatural things but I've heard stories and seem things that make me wonder.
90. Do you like hugs, or are you no-touch?
Hugs are great C:
91. What's the most expensive thing you've ever bought?
Prolly my PC
92. What do you miss?
Cheap tuck-shop style snacks, 10p mixes and shit.
93. What do you wish you were better at?
Not headbutting things
94. What do you think about a lot?
Video games v:
95. Do you have any allergies?
Pollen, Cat, Dust...
96. What is your favourite flash based game? (Link?)
Pandemic
97. What is your favourite little kid show?
Courage c:
98. What is the best joke you know?
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
None!
99. What makes you different than everyone else?
I'm me!
100. Was this quiz worth it?
Sure I guess.
CFZ 2015 Meme Thing
Posted 10 years ago1. What is your name?
Sneeze
2. What is your gender?
Mayonnaise, I mean... Male
3. How old are you?
25
4. How tall are you?
5'7"
5. Are you in a relationship?
Yup, he's coming too!
6. Where are you staying?
In the hotel o.o
7. What day are you getting there?
The Thursday
8. Who will you be with?
My fella, my friends, cba to link profiles, you know who you are.
9. Do you have art in the art show?
Nope, given my penmanship I'd have to pay people to take my art away...
10. What suit(s) will you have?
No suit, I have a tail and ears though...
11. Can I dance with you?
Depends how drunk I am, and whats playing... whens metal night?
12. Can I touch you?
Um... I need an adult
13. Can I talk to you?
I'm a chatty bastard so if you can get a word in edgeways sure.
14. Can I hug you?
Hugs are the best (yes)
15. Can I take photos of you/with you?
If you really want...
16. Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Yes, for the record by tipple is usually lager or cloudy ciders. Or if its early in the morning some Earl Grey...
17. Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
I drink like a fish, smoke like one too.
18. Can I give you lots of money?
Whats the catch?
19. Can I hang out with you?
Of course O: I'll show you my pokeymans
20. How will I recognize you?
Long hair, short arse
21. Where will you be most of the time during the con?
Bar, maybe outside if the weather is agreeable or the video game room.
22. Who are you rooming with?
The other half :3
23. Attending any events?
Some, probably. Idk which ones, When's metal night?
24. How can I find you at the con?
Shout "oi knob'ed" and I'll come to you.
25. Are you doing anything in line with the theme?
Drinking tea and quoting Far Cry 3?
Sneeze
2. What is your gender?
Mayonnaise, I mean... Male
3. How old are you?
25
4. How tall are you?
5'7"
5. Are you in a relationship?
Yup, he's coming too!
6. Where are you staying?
In the hotel o.o
7. What day are you getting there?
The Thursday
8. Who will you be with?
My fella, my friends, cba to link profiles, you know who you are.
9. Do you have art in the art show?
Nope, given my penmanship I'd have to pay people to take my art away...
10. What suit(s) will you have?
No suit, I have a tail and ears though...
11. Can I dance with you?
Depends how drunk I am, and whats playing... whens metal night?
12. Can I touch you?
Um... I need an adult
13. Can I talk to you?
I'm a chatty bastard so if you can get a word in edgeways sure.
14. Can I hug you?
Hugs are the best (yes)
15. Can I take photos of you/with you?
If you really want...
16. Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Yes, for the record by tipple is usually lager or cloudy ciders. Or if its early in the morning some Earl Grey...
17. Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
I drink like a fish, smoke like one too.
18. Can I give you lots of money?
Whats the catch?
19. Can I hang out with you?
Of course O: I'll show you my pokeymans
20. How will I recognize you?
Long hair, short arse
21. Where will you be most of the time during the con?
Bar, maybe outside if the weather is agreeable or the video game room.
22. Who are you rooming with?
The other half :3
23. Attending any events?
Some, probably. Idk which ones, When's metal night?
24. How can I find you at the con?
Shout "oi knob'ed" and I'll come to you.
25. Are you doing anything in line with the theme?
Drinking tea and quoting Far Cry 3?
I'm bored and everyone else is doing it so why not?
Posted 11 years ago1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Body, start with chest/belly I guess? Never really think about it honestly :v
2. What colour is your favourite hoodie?
Dark blue or black
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
I plan to, yes.
4. Do you plan your outfits?
Not really, throw whatever on 5 minutes before I leave the house.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Kinda tired, kinda thirsty
6. What's the closest thing to you that's red?
An empty can of Cherry Relentless, I should throw that out
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
I was at work and then something out of the ordinary happened an-- no it's gone.
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Nope
9. What are you craving right now?
A sweet cider or similar drink, alcohol is encouraged but not imperative
10. Do you floss?
If I need too, like after ribs or something
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Theme Hospital, weirdly...
12. Are you emotional?
Our survey says... Yes.
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Probably, at some point, maybe?
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Lick, gotta savor it.
15. Do you like your hair?
Sure, it's pretty cool to handbang with.
16. Do you like yourself?
Most of the time
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
No...
18. What are you listening to right now?
The gentle hum of my computer fan and nothing more
19. Are your parents strict?
Not particularly
20. Would you go sky diving?
I really want to try it some day, would be exhilarating I'm sure.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Never had it but probably not. I'm weird with cheeses
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Depends on how famous they need to be, I met some "Internet" celebrities and a footballer when I was a tyke but I don't remember that
23. Do you rent movies often?
I have a LoveFilm subscription but never use it, I should cancel...
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
Probably?
25. How many countries have you visited?
Like, 4? I think. Not many.
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
When I was like, 12.
27. Ever been on a train?
Yup, I love traveling by train. I find it really relaxing and exciting.
28. Brown or white eggs?
Chocolate eggs, so brown. c:
29. Do you have a cell-phone?
Who doesn't nowadays?
30. Do you use chap stick?
Wehn I need to.
31. Do you own a gun?
A BB Gun and a replica dubstep gun
32. Can you use chop sticks?
Yup, but only as of recently after I was taught. :3
33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
My pillow, it's nearly bedtime
34. Are you too forgiving?
Idk, honestly. Maybe? I'm just too lazy to hold a grudge more than anything. Some people I just won't give the time of day to, though.
35. Ever been in love?
Yup, and I still am. :)
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow (or the next soonest week day)?
Probably working and/or playing games.
37. Ever have cream puffs?
Probably
38. Last time you cried?
Erm, can't remember, honestly. Few months ago?
39. What was the last question you asked?
"Last time you cried?"
40. Favorite time of the year?
Spring, when it nice and warm but before hayfever kicks in.
41. Do you have any tattoos?
Nope, want one though
42. Are you sarcastic?
Yes, very.
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Yup, love that film.
44. Ever walked into a wall?
Yes... <_< And a staircase once too...
45. Favourite colour?
Orange
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
Yup
47. Is your hair curly?
Very
48. What was the last CD you bought?
Fishin' for Woos - Bowling for soup
49. Do looks matter?
Yeah, not the only factor but physical attraction is a factor to me at least.
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
I'm not sure, depends, maybe? Hard to say without being in that position.
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
Unlimited minutes and texts so I pay a fair amount but...
52. Do you like your life right now?
It's going pretty well currently, all considered
3. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Never intentionally
54. Can you handle the truth?
As long and it doesn't take my arm and leg away :c
55. Do you have good vision?
Not 20:20, I have glasses but they're not veyr strong and only wear them for distance.
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Probably? Yeah, I guess more than 3 is right.
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
Few times a week? I skype a lot though.
58. The last person you held hands with?
The other half of course.
59. What are you wearing?
A towel...
60.What is your favorite animal?
DOG!
61. Where was your favorite picture taken at?
My fav picture of what? Me or anything or..? IDK THE QUESTION.
62. Can you hula hoop?
A little? Maybe, been a while
63. Do you have a job?
Yup
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Pokemon cards >_>;
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
I think so at some point.
Body, start with chest/belly I guess? Never really think about it honestly :v
2. What colour is your favourite hoodie?
Dark blue or black
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
I plan to, yes.
4. Do you plan your outfits?
Not really, throw whatever on 5 minutes before I leave the house.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Kinda tired, kinda thirsty
6. What's the closest thing to you that's red?
An empty can of Cherry Relentless, I should throw that out
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
I was at work and then something out of the ordinary happened an-- no it's gone.
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Nope
9. What are you craving right now?
A sweet cider or similar drink, alcohol is encouraged but not imperative
10. Do you floss?
If I need too, like after ribs or something
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Theme Hospital, weirdly...
12. Are you emotional?
Our survey says... Yes.
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Probably, at some point, maybe?
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Lick, gotta savor it.
15. Do you like your hair?
Sure, it's pretty cool to handbang with.
16. Do you like yourself?
Most of the time
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
No...
18. What are you listening to right now?
The gentle hum of my computer fan and nothing more
19. Are your parents strict?
Not particularly
20. Would you go sky diving?
I really want to try it some day, would be exhilarating I'm sure.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Never had it but probably not. I'm weird with cheeses
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Depends on how famous they need to be, I met some "Internet" celebrities and a footballer when I was a tyke but I don't remember that
23. Do you rent movies often?
I have a LoveFilm subscription but never use it, I should cancel...
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
Probably?
25. How many countries have you visited?
Like, 4? I think. Not many.
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
When I was like, 12.
27. Ever been on a train?
Yup, I love traveling by train. I find it really relaxing and exciting.
28. Brown or white eggs?
Chocolate eggs, so brown. c:
29. Do you have a cell-phone?
Who doesn't nowadays?
30. Do you use chap stick?
Wehn I need to.
31. Do you own a gun?
A BB Gun and a replica dubstep gun
32. Can you use chop sticks?
Yup, but only as of recently after I was taught. :3
33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
My pillow, it's nearly bedtime
34. Are you too forgiving?
Idk, honestly. Maybe? I'm just too lazy to hold a grudge more than anything. Some people I just won't give the time of day to, though.
35. Ever been in love?
Yup, and I still am. :)
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow (or the next soonest week day)?
Probably working and/or playing games.
37. Ever have cream puffs?
Probably
38. Last time you cried?
Erm, can't remember, honestly. Few months ago?
39. What was the last question you asked?
"Last time you cried?"
40. Favorite time of the year?
Spring, when it nice and warm but before hayfever kicks in.
41. Do you have any tattoos?
Nope, want one though
42. Are you sarcastic?
Yes, very.
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Yup, love that film.
44. Ever walked into a wall?
Yes... <_< And a staircase once too...
45. Favourite colour?
Orange
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
Yup
47. Is your hair curly?
Very
48. What was the last CD you bought?
Fishin' for Woos - Bowling for soup
49. Do looks matter?
Yeah, not the only factor but physical attraction is a factor to me at least.
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
I'm not sure, depends, maybe? Hard to say without being in that position.
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
Unlimited minutes and texts so I pay a fair amount but...
52. Do you like your life right now?
It's going pretty well currently, all considered
3. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Never intentionally
54. Can you handle the truth?
As long and it doesn't take my arm and leg away :c
55. Do you have good vision?
Not 20:20, I have glasses but they're not veyr strong and only wear them for distance.
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Probably? Yeah, I guess more than 3 is right.
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
Few times a week? I skype a lot though.
58. The last person you held hands with?
The other half of course.
59. What are you wearing?
A towel...
60.What is your favorite animal?
DOG!
61. Where was your favorite picture taken at?
My fav picture of what? Me or anything or..? IDK THE QUESTION.
62. Can you hula hoop?
A little? Maybe, been a while
63. Do you have a job?
Yup
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Pokemon cards >_>;
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
I think so at some point.
How furry am I? - 72%
Posted 11 years agoEveryone else was doing it so why not? I'm such a fucking dog...
[x] you meow/bark to get attention
[x] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[x] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[x] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back
Total: 4
[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat
[x] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car.
[x] you like when people pet your head
[x] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[ ] you think feathers are fun to play with (*Preens* - v-)
Total: 5
[x] you sleep a lot during daytime
[x] you enjoy scaring birds
[x] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[x] you bite people if they annoy you
[x] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[ ] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 5
[x] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[x] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[x] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park
[x] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 5
[x] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 5
[ ] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[x] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared
[ ] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[ ] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[x] you tend to chew on stuff a lot (Literally everything)
[x] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 3
[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[x] you refer to your self as an animal
[x] your username has something to do with animals
[ ] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[x] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 4
[x] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[x] you like to say hi to strangers
[x] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[x] people think you act like a pet
[x] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[ ] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Total: 5
Final total: 36
Take your score and multiply it by 2
Put your title as "I'm 72% Furry"
[x] you meow/bark to get attention
[x] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[x] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[x] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back
Total: 4
[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat
[x] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car.
[x] you like when people pet your head
[x] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[ ] you think feathers are fun to play with (*Preens* - v-)
Total: 5
[x] you sleep a lot during daytime
[x] you enjoy scaring birds
[x] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[x] you bite people if they annoy you
[x] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[ ] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 5
[x] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[x] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[x] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park
[x] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 5
[x] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 5
[ ] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[x] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared
[ ] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[ ] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[x] you tend to chew on stuff a lot (Literally everything)
[x] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 3
[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[x] you refer to your self as an animal
[x] your username has something to do with animals
[ ] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[x] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 4
[x] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[x] you like to say hi to strangers
[x] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[x] people think you act like a pet
[x] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[ ] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Total: 5
Final total: 36
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Sneeze the Stairjackal - CFz 2014
Posted 11 years agoCFz happened and I ended up falling up some stairs, now I have two shiners of black eyes and a very swollen nose. Hurts like a mother fucker but I the king of clumsy. Thanks to the first aid team for looking after me and my buddies who helped too.
Was a great con this year though, much love onto all those who made it what it was <3
So, who's up for next year?
Was a great con this year though, much love onto all those who made it what it was <3
So, who's up for next year?
