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Spooky/scary stuff
General | Posted 16 years agoIt seems like my muse just KNOWS when to kick in. I've drawn some pretty epic stuff since my scanner started acting weird.
But anyway, since you guys are so amazing, I was wondering what kind of spooky/scary/otherwise gruesome pictures really freak you out? I'm referring, of course, to gore or paranormal or just plain weird stuff. Not your grandfather's shriveled old... forehead.
So yeah, send some pics my way if you could. I need inspiration for creating some good horror art.
But anyway, since you guys are so amazing, I was wondering what kind of spooky/scary/otherwise gruesome pictures really freak you out? I'm referring, of course, to gore or paranormal or just plain weird stuff. Not your grandfather's shriveled old... forehead.
So yeah, send some pics my way if you could. I need inspiration for creating some good horror art.
Long meme is long
General | Posted 16 years agoTooken from 
wolfspit
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• × • ALL | ABOUT | ME • × •
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- Name: Blue
- Single or taken: Taken
- Sex: Undetermined
- Birthday: February 20th
- Sign: Pisces
- Hair color: Black, naturally chocolate-y brown.
- Eye color: Hazel-green
- Height: 5'8-9"
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Pansexual
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• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •
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- Favorite place to shop for clothes?: Thrift store
- Favorite designer?: Pfff
- What is your sexiest outfit?: Ah... That's a good question. I have a pair of tight jeans and a tight The Joker shirt, so I guess that's as sexy as I get.
- What is your most comfortable outfit?: My desert army jeans and Superman shirt.
- What do you usually wear?: Jeans and layered shirts.
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• × • S P E C I F I C S • × •
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- What kind of shampoo do you use?: It switches through VO5, Axe and Neutrogena because I like my hair to be soft and smell like candy.
- What are you listening to right now?: The TV. Specifically, "Cats 101" on Animal Planet.
- Who is the last person that called you?: Kasper
- How many buddies are online right now?: One. It's like almost three in the morning.
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• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •
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- Food: English Nachos from the Abbey Pub on the square.
- Girls' names: A few, but I'm too lazy to try and remember them.
- Boys' names: See above.
- Subjects in school: I liked art the most, go figure.
- Animals: Wolves have always been in the top few, followed by several cat and canine species and a lot of different prehistoric mammals.
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• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •
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- Given anyone a bath?: Once, I think. Unless my dog counts.
- Smoked?: Once.
- Bungee jumped?: Never.
- Made yourself throw up?: No.
- Skinny dipped?: No.
- Ever been in love?: Ish.
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Maybe as a kid?
- Pictured your crush naked?: Lol...
- Actually seen your crush naked?: No.
- Cried when someone died?: Not really. But I did when Shojo (my cat) had to be put down.
- Lied: Rarely, if ever. I made a reputation for being brutally honest, but apparently no one believes it to be true.
- Fallen for your best friend?: No.
- Used someone?: No.
- Done something you regret?: Yes.
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• × • C U R R E N T • × •
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- Clothes: Black trunks, gray tank under my superman shirt.
- Desktop picture: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2784881
- CD in player: Don't have one.
- DVD in player: See above.
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• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •
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- You touched: Uh... I don't know. For such an anti-social person, I get touched by a lot of fucking people.
- Hugged: Puck, I think.
- You kissed: Er... My mom several days ago before I left to a friend's.
- You IMed: Kale
- Talk to online: Kale
- You sexed it up with: No one.
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• × • A R E | Y O U • × •
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- Understanding?: I try to be.
- Open-minded?: I try to be.
- Arrogant?: Not nearly as much as people seem to think.
- Insecure?: I think so.
- Random?: Sometimes.
- Hungry?: Always.
- Smart?: I wish.
- Moody?: Once in a while.
- Organized?: Disorganized is organized for me.
- Shy?: Yeah, especially around people I don't know. I clam up.
- Difficult?: I don't think I am.
- Bored easily?: Constantly.
- Obsessed?: At the moment? Nothing.
- Angry?: Rarely.
- Happy?: Usually just content.
- Hyper?: Extremely-very rarely.
- Trusting?: I think I've become a bit too cautious, actually. Though, in some cases, I can be too trusting.
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- In the morning I: Say, "Fuck," several times, crawl out of bed like a zombie and take Shandor out to potty, come back inside and cuss a little more, get on the computer and begin my day.
- Love is: Quite nice, I'm sure, if you find the right person.
- I dream about: My dreams are just queer. They're like extremely complex stories that play out in my head and I only remember what happens between being awake and asleep.
- Sexual preference: Neither. While both have their perks, I mostly just... don't care.
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: A cute face or sexy smirk. Secondly would have to be bright or really complexly colored eyes. That's incredibly sexy to me.
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• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • ×
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- Coke or Pepsi: Dear lord, please don't make me choose.
- Flowers or candy: GIFT CARD.
- Tall or short: Either. Travel-sized is fun and easy to over-power when tickling, taller is more fun to be picked on by. What can I say? I'm masochistic.
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• × • W H O • × •
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- Makes you laugh the most: My friends. Mostly Puck and Meki.
- Makes you smile: Typical stuff. Things I hear or do with my friends, but mostly my friends.
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Hehe...
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• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •
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- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Not really. I give up after a while. Seriously, why would anyone devote themselves so deeply? Ugh.
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: Occasionally. I know it's more than normal, but most of the time I just deal with the parts I was given.
- Wish you were younger?: Fuck no, my childhood sucked.
- Cry because someone said something to you?: No. I'm the person who fumes about it for days and then forgets about it.
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• × • N U M B E R • × •
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- Of times I have had my heart broken?: Lost count.
- Of guys I've kissed: 0
- Of girls I've kissed: 0
- Of Cd's I own: Too many, god dammit.
- Of scars on my body: More than I'd like to admit. Interestingly enough, most of the one's I've gotten from my dog look like failed suicide attempts. lqtm
wolfspit____________________________________________________________________________
• × • ALL | ABOUT | ME • × •
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- Name: Blue
- Single or taken: Taken
- Sex: Undetermined
- Birthday: February 20th
- Sign: Pisces
- Hair color: Black, naturally chocolate-y brown.
- Eye color: Hazel-green
- Height: 5'8-9"
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Pansexual
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• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •
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- Favorite place to shop for clothes?: Thrift store
- Favorite designer?: Pfff
- What is your sexiest outfit?: Ah... That's a good question. I have a pair of tight jeans and a tight The Joker shirt, so I guess that's as sexy as I get.
- What is your most comfortable outfit?: My desert army jeans and Superman shirt.
- What do you usually wear?: Jeans and layered shirts.
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• × • S P E C I F I C S • × •
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- What kind of shampoo do you use?: It switches through VO5, Axe and Neutrogena because I like my hair to be soft and smell like candy.
- What are you listening to right now?: The TV. Specifically, "Cats 101" on Animal Planet.
- Who is the last person that called you?: Kasper
- How many buddies are online right now?: One. It's like almost three in the morning.
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• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •
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- Food: English Nachos from the Abbey Pub on the square.
- Girls' names: A few, but I'm too lazy to try and remember them.
- Boys' names: See above.
- Subjects in school: I liked art the most, go figure.
- Animals: Wolves have always been in the top few, followed by several cat and canine species and a lot of different prehistoric mammals.
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• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •
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- Given anyone a bath?: Once, I think. Unless my dog counts.
- Smoked?: Once.
- Bungee jumped?: Never.
- Made yourself throw up?: No.
- Skinny dipped?: No.
- Ever been in love?: Ish.
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Maybe as a kid?
- Pictured your crush naked?: Lol...
- Actually seen your crush naked?: No.
- Cried when someone died?: Not really. But I did when Shojo (my cat) had to be put down.
- Lied: Rarely, if ever. I made a reputation for being brutally honest, but apparently no one believes it to be true.
- Fallen for your best friend?: No.
- Used someone?: No.
- Done something you regret?: Yes.
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• × • C U R R E N T • × •
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- Clothes: Black trunks, gray tank under my superman shirt.
- Desktop picture: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2784881
- CD in player: Don't have one.
- DVD in player: See above.
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• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •
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- You touched: Uh... I don't know. For such an anti-social person, I get touched by a lot of fucking people.
- Hugged: Puck, I think.
- You kissed: Er... My mom several days ago before I left to a friend's.
- You IMed: Kale
- Talk to online: Kale
- You sexed it up with: No one.
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• × • A R E | Y O U • × •
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- Understanding?: I try to be.
- Open-minded?: I try to be.
- Arrogant?: Not nearly as much as people seem to think.
- Insecure?: I think so.
- Random?: Sometimes.
- Hungry?: Always.
- Smart?: I wish.
- Moody?: Once in a while.
- Organized?: Disorganized is organized for me.
- Shy?: Yeah, especially around people I don't know. I clam up.
- Difficult?: I don't think I am.
- Bored easily?: Constantly.
- Obsessed?: At the moment? Nothing.
- Angry?: Rarely.
- Happy?: Usually just content.
- Hyper?: Extremely-very rarely.
- Trusting?: I think I've become a bit too cautious, actually. Though, in some cases, I can be too trusting.
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• × • R A N D O M • × •
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- In the morning I: Say, "Fuck," several times, crawl out of bed like a zombie and take Shandor out to potty, come back inside and cuss a little more, get on the computer and begin my day.
- Love is: Quite nice, I'm sure, if you find the right person.
- I dream about: My dreams are just queer. They're like extremely complex stories that play out in my head and I only remember what happens between being awake and asleep.
- Sexual preference: Neither. While both have their perks, I mostly just... don't care.
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: A cute face or sexy smirk. Secondly would have to be bright or really complexly colored eyes. That's incredibly sexy to me.
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• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • ×
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- Coke or Pepsi: Dear lord, please don't make me choose.
- Flowers or candy: GIFT CARD.
- Tall or short: Either. Travel-sized is fun and easy to over-power when tickling, taller is more fun to be picked on by. What can I say? I'm masochistic.
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• × • W H O • × •
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- Makes you laugh the most: My friends. Mostly Puck and Meki.
- Makes you smile: Typical stuff. Things I hear or do with my friends, but mostly my friends.
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Hehe...
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• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •
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- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Not really. I give up after a while. Seriously, why would anyone devote themselves so deeply? Ugh.
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: Occasionally. I know it's more than normal, but most of the time I just deal with the parts I was given.
- Wish you were younger?: Fuck no, my childhood sucked.
- Cry because someone said something to you?: No. I'm the person who fumes about it for days and then forgets about it.
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• × • N U M B E R • × •
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- Of times I have had my heart broken?: Lost count.
- Of guys I've kissed: 0
- Of girls I've kissed: 0
- Of Cd's I own: Too many, god dammit.
- Of scars on my body: More than I'd like to admit. Interestingly enough, most of the one's I've gotten from my dog look like failed suicide attempts. lqtm
Weird shit meme
General | Posted 16 years ago1. If you burped out your brain, what would your first thoughts be?
THERE it is! See?! I TOLD YOU GUYS!
2. If you woke up and your left hand was missing, would you look for it?
Probably not. It's mostly useless to me, but then again, I need it for stuff. So I might after a few hours of debating, but then I'd never find it, so I'd have to go to The Wizard (Magical Trevor?) and be told he couldn't find it either, then a penguin would knock over a bucket of water and it would all be downhill from there.
3. If your eye popped out, would you call 911 or try to push it back in?
Well first of all, why did it pop out and is it still intact? If it just fell out and was still alright, I'd try to push it back in because I'd be in such a state of immense WTF that I wouldn't think of calling 9-11.
4. If you woke up, and everything in the world had flipped, like what was on the right side is now on the left, what would be the first thing you would think or do?
Probably say, "Fuck," because I had just woken up and by going to scratch, quickly discover that that isn't the hand I usually use. I would turn on the light and promptly lapse into a WTS seizure.
5. If your pillow started flirting with you, would you respond or try to kill it?
I'd respond to it as friendly as I could, try to ask it why it was interested and then pause and wonder why I did.
6. If you saw someone else while looking into the mirror, would you tell people about it?
Hell no. Every time I looked in the mirror and saw that person, I'd make casual conversation about how the weather was in their world or how much gas prices suck or why exactly you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.
7. If you saw a strange dvd lying besides your computer and the label on it said "don't play this" would you play it?
I wouldn't have a choice. Reverse-psychology does that to a person.
8. If a genie came out of your shoe and said "You have 5 seconds to wish for one thing that will instantly come true, starting now!"
"INFINITE WISHES!"
9. You see in the bathroom mirror that an eye opens that's located on your chest, would you poke it?
I'd be like, "Hm... That's odd." And I'd experiment with it. Maybe that third eye can move things or communicate telepathically.
10. Would you open Pandora's cookie jar?
That depends on whether or not someone told me not to do it. If it was like, "DON'T OPEN THAT SHIT!" I would indeed open that shit. If it was, "Please don't open that cookie jar," I would patiently wait until the room was empty, then open it anyway.
THERE it is! See?! I TOLD YOU GUYS!
2. If you woke up and your left hand was missing, would you look for it?
Probably not. It's mostly useless to me, but then again, I need it for stuff. So I might after a few hours of debating, but then I'd never find it, so I'd have to go to The Wizard (Magical Trevor?) and be told he couldn't find it either, then a penguin would knock over a bucket of water and it would all be downhill from there.
3. If your eye popped out, would you call 911 or try to push it back in?
Well first of all, why did it pop out and is it still intact? If it just fell out and was still alright, I'd try to push it back in because I'd be in such a state of immense WTF that I wouldn't think of calling 9-11.
4. If you woke up, and everything in the world had flipped, like what was on the right side is now on the left, what would be the first thing you would think or do?
Probably say, "Fuck," because I had just woken up and by going to scratch, quickly discover that that isn't the hand I usually use. I would turn on the light and promptly lapse into a WTS seizure.
5. If your pillow started flirting with you, would you respond or try to kill it?
I'd respond to it as friendly as I could, try to ask it why it was interested and then pause and wonder why I did.
6. If you saw someone else while looking into the mirror, would you tell people about it?
Hell no. Every time I looked in the mirror and saw that person, I'd make casual conversation about how the weather was in their world or how much gas prices suck or why exactly you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.
7. If you saw a strange dvd lying besides your computer and the label on it said "don't play this" would you play it?
I wouldn't have a choice. Reverse-psychology does that to a person.
8. If a genie came out of your shoe and said "You have 5 seconds to wish for one thing that will instantly come true, starting now!"
"INFINITE WISHES!"
9. You see in the bathroom mirror that an eye opens that's located on your chest, would you poke it?
I'd be like, "Hm... That's odd." And I'd experiment with it. Maybe that third eye can move things or communicate telepathically.
10. Would you open Pandora's cookie jar?
That depends on whether or not someone told me not to do it. If it was like, "DON'T OPEN THAT SHIT!" I would indeed open that shit. If it was, "Please don't open that cookie jar," I would patiently wait until the room was empty, then open it anyway.
Crime Meme of Wickedness
General | Posted 16 years agoI thought this would be pretty cool.
Question is:
If you saw ME in the back of a police car what would you think I got arrested for?
Reply to me, in a comment, then fwd this on and see how many crimes you get accused of.
Question is:
If you saw ME in the back of a police car what would you think I got arrested for?
Reply to me, in a comment, then fwd this on and see how many crimes you get accused of.
Would you...?
General | Posted 16 years agoCopy and paste this as a comment below
Would You...
[] Push me into a wall and kiss me?
[] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill?
[] Slap Me?
[] Have Hard Core Sex With Me?
[] Slap Me If I Asked You To?
[] Lick/Suck My Neck?
[] Let Me Lick/Suck Your Neck?
[] Watch A Movie With Me?
[] Take Me Out To Dinner?
[] Take A Shower With Me?
[] Take Me Home For The Night?
[] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed?
[] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed (With You)?
[] Take Me Anywhere With You?
[] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions?
[] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me?
[] Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you?
[] Make me breakfast?
[] Tickle Me?
[] Let Me Tickle You?
[] Stick Up For Me If Someone Was Being Mean to Me?
[] Instant Message Me?
[] Greet Me In Public?
[] Hang Out With Me?
[] Hold my waist from behind while we are out?
[] Bring Me Around Your Friends?
Do You...
[] Miss Me?
[] Love Me?
[] Think I'm Hot?
[] Think I'm Cute?
[] Think I'm Ok?
[] Think I'm Ugly?
[] Want To Kiss Me?
[] Want To Cuddle With Me?
[] Want To Date Me?
[] Want To Love Me?
Am I...
[] Sweet?
[] Funny?
[] Cool?
[] lovable?
[] Adorable?
[] Great To Be With?
[] Attractive?
[] Mean?
Have You Ever...
[] Thought About Hooking Up With Me?
[] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me?
[] Wished I Were There?
[] Had A Crush On Me?
[] Wanted My Number?
[] Had A Dream About Me?
[] Been Distracted By Me?
[] Thought About having Sex with Me?
Are You...
[] Happy You Know Me?
[] Thinking About Me?
[] My Friend
[] A Freak-A-Leak (its a rap song by Petey Palbo?) <-- lolwat
Would You...
[] Push me into a wall and kiss me?
[] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill?
[] Slap Me?
[] Have Hard Core Sex With Me?
[] Slap Me If I Asked You To?
[] Lick/Suck My Neck?
[] Let Me Lick/Suck Your Neck?
[] Watch A Movie With Me?
[] Take Me Out To Dinner?
[] Take A Shower With Me?
[] Take Me Home For The Night?
[] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed?
[] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed (With You)?
[] Take Me Anywhere With You?
[] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions?
[] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me?
[] Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you?
[] Make me breakfast?
[] Tickle Me?
[] Let Me Tickle You?
[] Stick Up For Me If Someone Was Being Mean to Me?
[] Instant Message Me?
[] Greet Me In Public?
[] Hang Out With Me?
[] Hold my waist from behind while we are out?
[] Bring Me Around Your Friends?
Do You...
[] Miss Me?
[] Love Me?
[] Think I'm Hot?
[] Think I'm Cute?
[] Think I'm Ok?
[] Think I'm Ugly?
[] Want To Kiss Me?
[] Want To Cuddle With Me?
[] Want To Date Me?
[] Want To Love Me?
Am I...
[] Sweet?
[] Funny?
[] Cool?
[] lovable?
[] Adorable?
[] Great To Be With?
[] Attractive?
[] Mean?
Have You Ever...
[] Thought About Hooking Up With Me?
[] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me?
[] Wished I Were There?
[] Had A Crush On Me?
[] Wanted My Number?
[] Had A Dream About Me?
[] Been Distracted By Me?
[] Thought About having Sex with Me?
Are You...
[] Happy You Know Me?
[] Thinking About Me?
[] My Friend
[] A Freak-A-Leak (its a rap song by Petey Palbo?) <-- lolwat
Um, um, um... I'll draw your character free! O:
General | Posted 16 years agoTaking three because I'm bored out of my mind.
SO.
You guys ought to know what I will and won't draw, so... yeah.
Also, send me a ref of the character you want me to draw. I'll pick the ones I like best, which COULD end up being more than three if you guys love me enough.
So c'mawn... Help a pup out, wouldja? Only YOU can release the boredom.
SO.
You guys ought to know what I will and won't draw, so... yeah.
Also, send me a ref of the character you want me to draw. I'll pick the ones I like best, which COULD end up being more than three if you guys love me enough.
So c'mawn... Help a pup out, wouldja? Only YOU can release the boredom.
OHGODOWWWW
General | Posted 16 years agoWtf is wrong with me. D: I get self-destructive when I'm bored and just ripped a strip of duct tape off my armmm...
It pulled off hairs and aggravated my mosquito bites.
Faaaawck.
It pulled off hairs and aggravated my mosquito bites.
Faaaawck.
I'm bored, ask me stuff
General | Posted 16 years agoLike about characters, me, plans for the future... whatever comes to mind and i'll answer honestly.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
General | Posted 16 years agoScanner's fucked. I'll be on hiatus from here until further notice because I can't afford to get a new fucking scanner.
'Til I get back, yiff in hell, furfags.
'Til I get back, yiff in hell, furfags.
Also
General | Posted 16 years agoI can't get into Twitter, wtf?
"Server is taking too long to connect" or some bullcrap like that. FfffIHateYouHal...
"Server is taking too long to connect" or some bullcrap like that. FfffIHateYouHal...
So... Scanner. WTS?
General | Posted 16 years agoI am honestly not quite sure what to make of this... My scanner is just being weird. Until I find out wtf, I'm afraid there won't be any updates. sdfhsjdkfhsk
My dog... I swear.
General | Posted 16 years agoHe's the pickiest dog I have ever met. I've tried him on several different brands of food, and he won't touch it. There's nothing wrong with his appetite, because he'll eat anything else. I just had to pour some garlic-milk over his food. That'll be lovely when it comes out the other end. -shudder-
On second thought...
General | Posted 16 years agoI actually have a species I should be revising and fixing. But I don't want to. Fuck.
Christ, I'm bored.
General | Posted 16 years agoI should be asleep at this hour, but... Ffff...
I'm so bored. Why can't I have any friends that are up at this hour? Who's sleep schedule is non-existent? skdfhsjdf.... Maybe I'll design a character.
I'm so bored. Why can't I have any friends that are up at this hour? Who's sleep schedule is non-existent? skdfhsjdf.... Maybe I'll design a character.
Scanner suckage...
General | Posted 16 years agoSo yeah, my scanner is being weird. I have a few things to post, but I'm not sure how soon I'll be able to get to that.
But never fear! Trades and requests will be finished, they just won't be scanned until I find out wtf is up with my machine.
But never fear! Trades and requests will be finished, they just won't be scanned until I find out wtf is up with my machine.
Bored...
General | Posted 16 years agoSomebody request something. First come first serve. <3
FUCK
General | Posted 16 years agoFrom "Monty Python"
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today, is the word fuck. Out of all the english words that begin with the letter 'f' ...fuck is the only word refered to as 'the f word... It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the english language is derived from german ...the word fuieken, which means to strike.
In english, fuck falls into many grammatical categories:
As a transitive verb for intance ...John fucked Shirley.
As an intransitive verb...Shirley fucks.
Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...
An adjective such as ...John's doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb ...Shirley talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective ...Shirley is fucking beautiful.
As a noun ...I don't give a fuck.
As part of a word ...absofuckinglutely -or- infuckingcredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence ...Fuck the fucking fuckers.
As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck...such as these examples describing situations such as:
Fraud ...I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay ...ahhh fuck it.
Trouble ...I guess I'm really fucked now.
Agression ...Don't fuck with me buddy.
Difficulty ...I don't understand this fucking question.
Inquiry ...Who the fuck was that?
Dissatisfaction ...I don't like what the fuck is going on here.
Incompetance ...He's a fuck-off.
Dismissal ...Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself...
I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly...
...FUCK YOU!
courtesy of urbandictionary.com
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today, is the word fuck. Out of all the english words that begin with the letter 'f' ...fuck is the only word refered to as 'the f word... It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the english language is derived from german ...the word fuieken, which means to strike.
In english, fuck falls into many grammatical categories:
As a transitive verb for intance ...John fucked Shirley.
As an intransitive verb...Shirley fucks.
Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...
An adjective such as ...John's doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb ...Shirley talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective ...Shirley is fucking beautiful.
As a noun ...I don't give a fuck.
As part of a word ...absofuckinglutely -or- infuckingcredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence ...Fuck the fucking fuckers.
As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck...such as these examples describing situations such as:
Fraud ...I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay ...ahhh fuck it.
Trouble ...I guess I'm really fucked now.
Agression ...Don't fuck with me buddy.
Difficulty ...I don't understand this fucking question.
Inquiry ...Who the fuck was that?
Dissatisfaction ...I don't like what the fuck is going on here.
Incompetance ...He's a fuck-off.
Dismissal ...Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself...
I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly...
...FUCK YOU!
courtesy of urbandictionary.com
PWI... God, I should be sleeping right now.
General | Posted 16 years agoSo yeah, I started the download for Perfect World International around 9:30 or so...
Six hours later, I am tired and it's only 72%. skjdfhsdfh this shit better be worth my time. And I still don't even know if it'll work right on my computer.
fffff
the things I do forpopularity friends
Six hours later, I am tired and it's only 72%. skjdfhsdfh this shit better be worth my time. And I still don't even know if it'll work right on my computer.
fffff
the things I do for
slkdfhskfjdh
General | Posted 16 years agoI swear, some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them.
Dear God... What the fuck?
General | Posted 16 years agohttp://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/8230504.stm
Does Disney have to swallow and suffocate slowly each thing that I hold dear? I had ambitions of working for MARVEL one day. They've always been a source of immense inspiration for me with all of their heroes and comics and even movies and suchlike. I just... I'm not quite heartbroken about it so much as just utterly and completely amazed. I feel sort of betrayed, yanno? Like a friend left me for someone more popular.
I fear for MARVEL's future...
Does Disney have to swallow and suffocate slowly each thing that I hold dear? I had ambitions of working for MARVEL one day. They've always been a source of immense inspiration for me with all of their heroes and comics and even movies and suchlike. I just... I'm not quite heartbroken about it so much as just utterly and completely amazed. I feel sort of betrayed, yanno? Like a friend left me for someone more popular.
I fear for MARVEL's future...
Fuck... My water tastes like catfood.
General | Posted 16 years agoNo really. I washed this glass out and EVERYTHING but it still tastes, and smells like cat food...
skdfshdjfhsdklfj fuck
skdfshdjfhsdklfj fuck
Land of the Free, Home of the Heartattack
General | Posted 16 years agoYup, that's the good old USA for ya. Jesus, no wonder everyone hates us.
So yeah, I was watching this show about the best pig-out places in the country and they covered this place called the Heart Attack Grill.
The blog says it all.
woenfsusfbwserfjh i'm going on a diet now.
So yeah, I was watching this show about the best pig-out places in the country and they covered this place called the Heart Attack Grill.
The blog says it all.
woenfsusfbwserfjh i'm going on a diet now.
*Jeopardy theme* 4 spots left for requests!
General | Posted 16 years agoGood God Almighty...
General | Posted 16 years agoOkay, the walls of my favorite bookstore being lined with this awful series was bad enough. The plague of body glitter and fleece blankets infecting Hot Topic was a little worse. The doll in Spencer's was horrifying and very sad. But this... Oh, my god, this just takes it altogether.
Stephanie Meyer, you have got a serious problem. What... The fuck...
http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/twilight-dildo
I shit you not, this is crazy bullshit. This woman has lost her fucking mind. Seriously.
WTF?!?!!!
Stephanie Meyer, you have got a serious problem. What... The fuck...
http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/twilight-dildo
I shit you not, this is crazy bullshit. This woman has lost her fucking mind. Seriously.
WTF?!?!!!
Kinfolk and DAMMIT, SHANDOR. D:<
General | Posted 16 years agoSo yeah, today I went on an outing with Susan (birth mother, my grandma is unofficically my adoptive mother) and we went to see her side of the family. This included my other grandparents, my great grandmother (83 and still full of piss and vinegar!) along with a couple other people, most importantly my uncles Matt and Mike. :D It was awesome. Good food was had, much discussion occurred between me, Mike and I about possible future collabs for short comics. He's as big a sucker as I am for good comic books and stuff, so we may put something together one day. That would be coo'.
Before I left, though, Shandor broke his collar and ran off. Fawk, I could have killed the little bastard. I live on a very, very busy street. People race up this thing thousands of mph and animals get hit a LOT. It was rush-hour as well so a lot of people were on their way home from work and suchlike. Thank lawd that people stopped. They made kind of a barrier on both sides of the street and he stopped in front of his huge truck that could have crushed him. The guy in the truck had stopped and when Shandor stopped in front of it, the truck jerked forward a little and that was just enough to spook Shandor and send him running back to mommy. Sweet jesus...
But anyway, I grabbed his nape and dragged his happy ass back to the house.
The reason I do not run when it's this hot out: twenty feet or so up the road I was gasping for breath and by the time I got him home I could barely walk, was nearly choking and I was shaking like hell. I fought off some pretty severe nausea after that. x.x
Cute part, though, is that Shandor seemed to realize what he'd done and after he apologized to ma for scaring her, he came and apologized to me as well.
Before I left, though, Shandor broke his collar and ran off. Fawk, I could have killed the little bastard. I live on a very, very busy street. People race up this thing thousands of mph and animals get hit a LOT. It was rush-hour as well so a lot of people were on their way home from work and suchlike. Thank lawd that people stopped. They made kind of a barrier on both sides of the street and he stopped in front of his huge truck that could have crushed him. The guy in the truck had stopped and when Shandor stopped in front of it, the truck jerked forward a little and that was just enough to spook Shandor and send him running back to mommy. Sweet jesus...
But anyway, I grabbed his nape and dragged his happy ass back to the house.
The reason I do not run when it's this hot out: twenty feet or so up the road I was gasping for breath and by the time I got him home I could barely walk, was nearly choking and I was shaking like hell. I fought off some pretty severe nausea after that. x.x
Cute part, though, is that Shandor seemed to realize what he'd done and after he apologized to ma for scaring her, he came and apologized to me as well.
