BLFC 2022 Meme
Posted 3 years agoIf nothing comes up to make me cancel, this will be my first con of any kind since...I think we did FC 2020. I'm not even sure. :P Mostly I'm just looking forward to taking my first longer drive in my new car and staying in a hotel. I might even leave the con and go do other things part of the time. I just really want to go on vacation.
Arrival and Departure:
Thursday-Monday
Staying at:
The GSR
Roomies:
Right now nobody. I'd rather pay for the whole room by myself than host randos I don't know so I may end up rooming alone. If I know you and you need space for 1-2 (I do have 2 beds) hmu.
Mode of Transportation:
My new car!
Major Plans at the Con:
So...kinda nothing, I just want to go somewhere
Who Will I be with:
I don't know. Maybe nobody.
Fursuits:
Since I am driving alone (and the new car is bigger) I can bring as much as I damn well please so...Sparky? Tilly? Hopefully the new sandworm too, though she is so hard to wear I doubt I'll wear her much.
Attending Parties:
Probably none
How best to find me:
Twitter, neithersparky
Stage Performance:
No
Panels:
Don't even know what panels there will be
Hugs:
Maybe within the con space so I will know you're definitely vaxxed
Talk:
Prolly
Art:
No
How old are you?
Omg 47 now
Single or taken?
Single
Are you......?
Ace (but not aro)
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Nope
How tall are you?
5' 4”
Are you nice?
HYENAS AREN'T NICE (I'm just leaving this answer from my last meme lol)
Are you cliquey?
Maybe
Do you like parties?
No
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Use...my name?
Can I ask ya to dance with me during the dances?
I won't be there
Can I buy you food?
I can really afford my own
Can I take a picture of ya?
Yup
Would ya like to get a commission done of ya?
I really could use at least a badge for the sandworm
Wanna take a photo of me too if I'm suiting?
I might, truth be told I seldom take photos
Arrival and Departure:
Thursday-Monday
Staying at:
The GSR
Roomies:
Right now nobody. I'd rather pay for the whole room by myself than host randos I don't know so I may end up rooming alone. If I know you and you need space for 1-2 (I do have 2 beds) hmu.
Mode of Transportation:
My new car!
Major Plans at the Con:
So...kinda nothing, I just want to go somewhere
Who Will I be with:
I don't know. Maybe nobody.
Fursuits:
Since I am driving alone (and the new car is bigger) I can bring as much as I damn well please so...Sparky? Tilly? Hopefully the new sandworm too, though she is so hard to wear I doubt I'll wear her much.
Attending Parties:
Probably none
How best to find me:
Twitter, neithersparky
Stage Performance:
No
Panels:
Don't even know what panels there will be
Hugs:
Maybe within the con space so I will know you're definitely vaxxed
Talk:
Prolly
Art:
No
How old are you?
Omg 47 now
Single or taken?
Single
Are you......?
Ace (but not aro)
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Nope
How tall are you?
5' 4”
Are you nice?
HYENAS AREN'T NICE (I'm just leaving this answer from my last meme lol)
Are you cliquey?
Maybe
Do you like parties?
No
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Use...my name?
Can I ask ya to dance with me during the dances?
I won't be there
Can I buy you food?
I can really afford my own
Can I take a picture of ya?
Yup
Would ya like to get a commission done of ya?
I really could use at least a badge for the sandworm
Wanna take a photo of me too if I'm suiting?
I might, truth be told I seldom take photos
BLFC 2019 Meme
Posted 6 years agoBecause con memes are all I ever post here anymore. :P Go to my Twitter if you really want to know what's up with me, username NeitherSparky
Stolen from
Wolfstang
Arrival and Departure:
Thursday-Monday
Staying at:
The GSR
Roomies:
Looks like just
beastcub and I
Mode of Transportation:
My car
Major Plans at the Con:
Suiting, sushi...oh and I heard there's an asexuality panel
Who Will I be with:
Prolly mostly Sacfurs
Fursuits:
Sparky and Tilly, at least one of BC's, and a new kigu
Attending Parties:
If I know BC we'll hit up the party floor once in search of snacks
How best to find me:
Bribe me with Starbucks gift cards
Stage Performance:
Nah
Panels:
I haven't even looked up a panel list, so just the one I mentioned for now
Hugs:
Okee
Talk:
Yeah I learned how to do that a long time ago
Art:
I don't draw.
How old are you?
44 now
Single or taken?
Single
Are you......?
Ace (but not aro)
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Cofffeeeee
How tall are you?
5' 4”
Are you nice?
HYENAS AREN'T NICE
Are you cliquey?
I don't think so
Do you like parties?
I actually don't
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Seriously, throw Starbucks gift cards
Are you fursuiting?
Who writes these things? Do you realize you already asked what fursuits I'm bringing? Am I supposed to say I'm bringing my suits but am not wearing them, or I'm not bringing any and am planning to steal someone else's? EXPLAIN
Can I ask ya to dance with me during the dances?
You won't see me at the dances
Can I buy breakfast, lunch, or dinner sometime?
For yourself? Knock yourself out?
Can I take a picture of ya?
Yup
Would ya like to get a commission done of ya?
I can't really spend much so no
Wanna take a photo of me too if I'm suiting?
I almost never take photos. :P But if you have a super unusual suit I might!
Stolen from

Arrival and Departure:
Thursday-Monday
Staying at:
The GSR
Roomies:
Looks like just

Mode of Transportation:
My car
Major Plans at the Con:
Suiting, sushi...oh and I heard there's an asexuality panel
Who Will I be with:
Prolly mostly Sacfurs
Fursuits:
Sparky and Tilly, at least one of BC's, and a new kigu
Attending Parties:
If I know BC we'll hit up the party floor once in search of snacks
How best to find me:
Bribe me with Starbucks gift cards
Stage Performance:
Nah
Panels:
I haven't even looked up a panel list, so just the one I mentioned for now
Hugs:
Okee
Talk:
Yeah I learned how to do that a long time ago
Art:
I don't draw.
How old are you?
44 now
Single or taken?
Single
Are you......?
Ace (but not aro)
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Cofffeeeee
How tall are you?
5' 4”
Are you nice?
HYENAS AREN'T NICE
Are you cliquey?
I don't think so
Do you like parties?
I actually don't
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Seriously, throw Starbucks gift cards
Are you fursuiting?
Who writes these things? Do you realize you already asked what fursuits I'm bringing? Am I supposed to say I'm bringing my suits but am not wearing them, or I'm not bringing any and am planning to steal someone else's? EXPLAIN
Can I ask ya to dance with me during the dances?
You won't see me at the dances
Can I buy breakfast, lunch, or dinner sometime?
For yourself? Knock yourself out?
Can I take a picture of ya?
Yup
Would ya like to get a commission done of ya?
I can't really spend much so no
Wanna take a photo of me too if I'm suiting?
I almost never take photos. :P But if you have a super unusual suit I might!
BLFC 2018 Meme
Posted 7 years ago(Mostly just copy/pasting questions from last year but deleted some repetitive ones and altered one or two)
Biggest Little FurMeme!
Arrival and Departure:
Thursday sometime - Monday morning
Staying at:
GSR
Staying with:
beastcub and Pounce
Mode of Transportation:
My car as usual, driving alone, loaded for bear, playing packmule for BC :P
Major Plans at the Con:
To not spend much money. I want to hit up the fabric store in hopes of finding the fur I need for my next suit project, so other than that I have to be frugal.
Who will I be with:
I tend to float around alone
Fursuit(s):
Again Sparky and Tilly, may be wearing at least one of BC's at some point or another
Attending Parties:
Doubt it
How best to find me:
Twitter is always the best way, I'm @ NeitherSparky
Stage Performance:
No
Drink:
Usually diet soda and iced coffee
Smoke:
Nope
Hugs:
Yeah
Talk:
Yep
Art:
Not really, but feel free to hit me up about embroidery/patches etc, I need the work
What is your gender?
Girliebits
How old are you?
Over forty
Single or taken?
I have never been taken :P
Can I touch you?
...Lol? Like, in a normal way?
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
I'm poor, buy me coffee :|
Can I give you lots of money?
You can commission me for lots of work!
How tall are you?
5'4"
You look pissed off out of suit, can I come up to you?
If you have work for me!
Are you nice?
I try not to talk to people if I'm not feeling very nice atm
Are you cliquey?
You mean do I prefer hanging out with people I already know? Yes.
Can I stalk you?
Please no
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Fold your paper money into little airplanes and throw them at my head
Are you doing any of the shoots at the Fursuit Festival?
If I wear TIlly to the FF I was eyeing the purple/pink color shoot
Can I ask ya to dance with me during the dances?
You probably won't see me at the dances
Can I buy you breakfast, lunch, or dinner sometime?
I'd rather you didn't, I understand our room has fridge/microwave so I can bring some groceries.
Can I take a picture of ya?
Sure
Would ya like to get a commission done of ya?
Problably not this year
Wanna take a photo of me too if I'm suiting?
I always forget to take pics. So its not just you, I just almost never take photos.
Biggest Little FurMeme!
Arrival and Departure:
Thursday sometime - Monday morning
Staying at:
GSR
Staying with:

Mode of Transportation:
My car as usual, driving alone, loaded for bear, playing packmule for BC :P
Major Plans at the Con:
To not spend much money. I want to hit up the fabric store in hopes of finding the fur I need for my next suit project, so other than that I have to be frugal.
Who will I be with:
I tend to float around alone
Fursuit(s):
Again Sparky and Tilly, may be wearing at least one of BC's at some point or another
Attending Parties:
Doubt it
How best to find me:
Twitter is always the best way, I'm @ NeitherSparky
Stage Performance:
No
Drink:
Usually diet soda and iced coffee
Smoke:
Nope
Hugs:
Yeah
Talk:
Yep
Art:
Not really, but feel free to hit me up about embroidery/patches etc, I need the work
What is your gender?
Girliebits
How old are you?
Over forty
Single or taken?
I have never been taken :P
Can I touch you?
...Lol? Like, in a normal way?
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
I'm poor, buy me coffee :|
Can I give you lots of money?
You can commission me for lots of work!
How tall are you?
5'4"
You look pissed off out of suit, can I come up to you?
If you have work for me!
Are you nice?
I try not to talk to people if I'm not feeling very nice atm
Are you cliquey?
You mean do I prefer hanging out with people I already know? Yes.
Can I stalk you?
Please no
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Fold your paper money into little airplanes and throw them at my head
Are you doing any of the shoots at the Fursuit Festival?
If I wear TIlly to the FF I was eyeing the purple/pink color shoot
Can I ask ya to dance with me during the dances?
You probably won't see me at the dances
Can I buy you breakfast, lunch, or dinner sometime?
I'd rather you didn't, I understand our room has fridge/microwave so I can bring some groceries.
Can I take a picture of ya?
Sure
Would ya like to get a commission done of ya?
Problably not this year
Wanna take a photo of me too if I'm suiting?
I always forget to take pics. So its not just you, I just almost never take photos.
FC 2018 Meme
Posted 7 years agoKinda last minute. :P Found on
MeiWoof's page.
Where are you staying?
Marriot
What day are you getting there?
Friday
How are you traveling?
My poor abused car
Who will you be rooming with?
beastcub and Pounce
How is the best way to find you?
Ask me where I am on Twitter or Telegram? username NeitherSparky
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Maybe. I always kinda decide hour to hour what panels I might go to. Doing Fancy Friday tho.
What do you look like?
Some chick
Will you be suiting?
Yep
Do you do trades?
I guess I can trade embroidery work for art or something
Do you do commissions?
Yes
What is your gender?
Chick
How tall are you?
5'3"
Can I talk to you?
Can you speak English?
Can I touch you?
IN WHAT WAY
Can I visit your room?
No
Can I buy you drinks?
I'm good
Can I give you stuff?
I'm good
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Hugs if I know and like you
Are you nice?
Not always
Do you have an artist table?
No
Will you be going to parties?
No
Will you be performing?
No
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Make bird noises
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
I dunno, floating around
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
No, why is this question always on here
Can I look in your sketchbook?
Not applicable
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Not applicable
Can I take your picture?
Yeah
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
To get all our stuff there successfully on the roof of my poor little car :P

Where are you staying?
Marriot
What day are you getting there?
Friday
How are you traveling?
My poor abused car
Who will you be rooming with?

How is the best way to find you?
Ask me where I am on Twitter or Telegram? username NeitherSparky
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Maybe. I always kinda decide hour to hour what panels I might go to. Doing Fancy Friday tho.
What do you look like?
Some chick
Will you be suiting?
Yep
Do you do trades?
I guess I can trade embroidery work for art or something
Do you do commissions?
Yes
What is your gender?
Chick
How tall are you?
5'3"
Can I talk to you?
Can you speak English?
Can I touch you?
IN WHAT WAY
Can I visit your room?
No
Can I buy you drinks?
I'm good
Can I give you stuff?
I'm good
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Hugs if I know and like you
Are you nice?
Not always
Do you have an artist table?
No
Will you be going to parties?
No
Will you be performing?
No
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Make bird noises
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
I dunno, floating around
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
No, why is this question always on here
Can I look in your sketchbook?
Not applicable
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Not applicable
Can I take your picture?
Yeah
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
To get all our stuff there successfully on the roof of my poor little car :P
BLFC 2017 Meme
Posted 8 years ago(Same questions as last year's)
Biggest Little FurMeme!
Arrival and Departure:
Thursday afternoon - Monday morning
Staying at:
GSR
Staying with:
beastcub
Mode of Transportation:
My car. If it makes it. :P (Its having issues and technically I shouldn't be driving it that far)
Major Plans at the Con:
I don't think I ever make major con plans.
Who Will I be with:
Whoever can put up with me
Fursuit(s):
Sparky and Tilly, may be wearing at least one of BC's at some point or another
Attending Parties:
I don't usually go to parties so I dunno
How best to find me:
Twitter is always the best way, I'm @ NeitherSparky
Stage Performance:
No
Drink:
Usually diet soda and iced coffee
Smoke:
Nope
Hugs:
Yeah
Talk:
Yep
Art:
Not really
What is your gender?
Girliebits
How old are you?
Over forty
Single or taken?
I have never been taken :P
Can I touch you?
...Lol? Like, in a normal way?
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Starbucks gift card you say?
Can I give you lots of money?
Why is this question always on these??
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Wasn't there already a hug question? And I would only "snuggle" with someone I'd consider my SO
How tall are you?
...Not, really
You look pissed off out of suit, can I come up to you?
I...guess not?
Are you nice?
I'm sure I could be worse, lol
Are you cliquey?
You mean do I prefer hanging out with people I already know? Yes.
Can I stalk you?
Can I stop you?
Do you like parties?
I answered this already
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Fold your paper money into little airplanes and throw them at my head
Are you fursuiting?
No I'm bringing two suits for no reason :P
Can I ask ya to dance with me during the dances?
You probably won't see me at the dances
Can I buy you breakfast, lunch, or dinner sometime?
Depends on what you want in return?
Can I take a picture of ya?
Sure
Would ya like to get a commission done of ya?
Yeah I could use stuff of Tilly
Wanna take a photo of me too if I'm suiting?
I'm bad at remembering to take pics :P
Biggest Little FurMeme!
Arrival and Departure:
Thursday afternoon - Monday morning
Staying at:
GSR
Staying with:

Mode of Transportation:
My car. If it makes it. :P (Its having issues and technically I shouldn't be driving it that far)
Major Plans at the Con:
I don't think I ever make major con plans.
Who Will I be with:
Whoever can put up with me
Fursuit(s):
Sparky and Tilly, may be wearing at least one of BC's at some point or another
Attending Parties:
I don't usually go to parties so I dunno
How best to find me:
Twitter is always the best way, I'm @ NeitherSparky
Stage Performance:
No
Drink:
Usually diet soda and iced coffee
Smoke:
Nope
Hugs:
Yeah
Talk:
Yep
Art:
Not really
What is your gender?
Girliebits
How old are you?
Over forty
Single or taken?
I have never been taken :P
Can I touch you?
...Lol? Like, in a normal way?
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Starbucks gift card you say?
Can I give you lots of money?
Why is this question always on these??
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Wasn't there already a hug question? And I would only "snuggle" with someone I'd consider my SO
How tall are you?
...Not, really
You look pissed off out of suit, can I come up to you?
I...guess not?
Are you nice?
I'm sure I could be worse, lol
Are you cliquey?
You mean do I prefer hanging out with people I already know? Yes.
Can I stalk you?
Can I stop you?
Do you like parties?
I answered this already
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Fold your paper money into little airplanes and throw them at my head
Are you fursuiting?
No I'm bringing two suits for no reason :P
Can I ask ya to dance with me during the dances?
You probably won't see me at the dances
Can I buy you breakfast, lunch, or dinner sometime?
Depends on what you want in return?
Can I take a picture of ya?
Sure
Would ya like to get a commission done of ya?
Yeah I could use stuff of Tilly
Wanna take a photo of me too if I'm suiting?
I'm bad at remembering to take pics :P
Its a GD Miracle
Posted 8 years agoIn 2010 I bought a bunch of fur with the intention of making a fursuit, The other day, I actually completed a partial of said fursuit. :P You can see Tilly the Tarantula here, on her own account, which I made back then not knowing how LONG it would take me to make her. :P Enjoy.
aunttilly
Head: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/23638495/
Butt: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4802101/
Body: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/23638550/
Hands and Feet: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/23638576/

Head: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/23638495/
Butt: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4802101/
Body: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/23638550/
Hands and Feet: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/23638576/
FC 2017
Posted 8 years agoNot bothering to do a whole meme this time...my roomies decided to only go for one day so they tried to sell their room but no one bought it so we're going for one night as so to not waste the nonrefundable deposit. So I will be there Saturday through Sunday sometime only. I will just have Sparky as I still have not completed Aunt Tilly (*fistshake*). May not make the parade tho if we can't check in early. Not sure. I do already have weekend reg so I don't have to ghost or anything.
Califur 2016
Posted 9 years agoI can't find a meme to copy but you know what, whatever. I don't need no meme!
I will be at Califur this year, coming in Friday and leaving Sunday sometime. Rooming with
who is bribing me to drive her down not only for the con but to buy what will surely be a metric f#ckton of fur at the fashion district in LA, lol. I will be bringing my Sparky partial and maybe a medieval outfit, and then BC and I will be wearing a couple of new fantasy heads she is working on. Say hi if you see me!
I will be at Califur this year, coming in Friday and leaving Sunday sometime. Rooming with

Biggest Little FurMeme 2016
Posted 9 years agoStolen from
, made a few edits to the questions
Biggest Little FurMeme!
Arrival and Departure:
Thursday afternoon - Monday morning
Staying at:
GSR
Staying ith:
and Pounce
Mode of Transportation:
My poor old Rav4
Major Plans at the Con:
None this year, so I'm open for anything!
Who Will I be with:
I usually hang out with Sacfurs, Bayfurs, and any new friends I happen to make!
Fursuit(s):
Actually not sure yet. I feel like I should bring Sparky, and I think I will have Muffet. Not sure I should bother with Centipeetle? Wish I could have had Aunt Tilly done in time but after Muffet and Centipeetle I was kinda burned out on suitmaking for now.
Attending Parties:
If I find one where I can sit and nurse a fruity froufrou drink while watching people dance
How best to find me:
Twitter is always the best way, I'm @ NeitherSparky
Stage Performance:
No
Drink:
Usually diet soda and iced coffee
Smoke:
Nope
Hugs:
Yeah
Talk:
Yep
Art:
Not really
What is your gender?
Girliebits
How old are you?
I'm gonna be the meaning of life this year!
Single or taken?
I have never been taken :P
Can I touch you?
...Lol? Like, in a normal way?
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Starbucks gift card you say?
Can I give you lots of money?
Why is this question always on these??
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Wasn't there already a hug question? And I would only "snuggle" with someone I'd consider my SO
How tall are you?
So I always thought I was 5'3" but my new doctor insists I"m 5'4", lol
You look pissed off out of suit, can I come up to you?
If you want to talk to someone who looks pissed off I guess?
Are you nice?
Not 24/7 I'm sure
Are you cliquey?
Probably
Can I stalk you?
Can I stop you?
Do you like parties?
Not usually, I don't like being in dark noisy places full of people getting drunk as a rule
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Say my name?
Are you fursuiting?
I will try to, I can be kinda bad about that
Can I ask ya to dance with me during the dances?
You probably won't see me at the dances
Can I buy you breakfast, lunch, or dinner sometime?
Only if you owe me money I guess
Can I take a picture of ya?
Sure
Would ya like to get a commission done of ya?
I rarely do that *shrug*
Wanna take a photo of me too if I'm suiting?
I tend to not take photos at cons, so probably not :P Its not personal

Biggest Little FurMeme!
Arrival and Departure:
Thursday afternoon - Monday morning
Staying at:
GSR
Staying ith:

Mode of Transportation:
My poor old Rav4
Major Plans at the Con:
None this year, so I'm open for anything!
Who Will I be with:
I usually hang out with Sacfurs, Bayfurs, and any new friends I happen to make!
Fursuit(s):
Actually not sure yet. I feel like I should bring Sparky, and I think I will have Muffet. Not sure I should bother with Centipeetle? Wish I could have had Aunt Tilly done in time but after Muffet and Centipeetle I was kinda burned out on suitmaking for now.
Attending Parties:
If I find one where I can sit and nurse a fruity froufrou drink while watching people dance
How best to find me:
Twitter is always the best way, I'm @ NeitherSparky
Stage Performance:
No
Drink:
Usually diet soda and iced coffee
Smoke:
Nope
Hugs:
Yeah
Talk:
Yep
Art:
Not really
What is your gender?
Girliebits
How old are you?
I'm gonna be the meaning of life this year!
Single or taken?
I have never been taken :P
Can I touch you?
...Lol? Like, in a normal way?
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Starbucks gift card you say?
Can I give you lots of money?
Why is this question always on these??
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Wasn't there already a hug question? And I would only "snuggle" with someone I'd consider my SO
How tall are you?
So I always thought I was 5'3" but my new doctor insists I"m 5'4", lol
You look pissed off out of suit, can I come up to you?
If you want to talk to someone who looks pissed off I guess?
Are you nice?
Not 24/7 I'm sure
Are you cliquey?
Probably
Can I stalk you?
Can I stop you?
Do you like parties?
Not usually, I don't like being in dark noisy places full of people getting drunk as a rule
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Say my name?
Are you fursuiting?
I will try to, I can be kinda bad about that
Can I ask ya to dance with me during the dances?
You probably won't see me at the dances
Can I buy you breakfast, lunch, or dinner sometime?
Only if you owe me money I guess
Can I take a picture of ya?
Sure
Would ya like to get a commission done of ya?
I rarely do that *shrug*
Wanna take a photo of me too if I'm suiting?
I tend to not take photos at cons, so probably not :P Its not personal
Centipeetle Fursuit
Posted 9 years agoAnd right when I had everything ready to make my tarantula suit I decided to make yet another cosplay for another con, in this case Sac-Con in March. Centipeetle was
beastcub's idea - there were so many Steven Universe cosplayers at SacAnime and I felt left out, lol.
Like Muffet this suit/progress pics are being posted to

Like Muffet this suit/progress pics are being posted to

FC 2016 Memerino
Posted 9 years ago(This year's flavor taken from
Sharpt00th
FIRST before I begin, let me announce here that I am holding an Undertale meet/photoshoot on SATURDAY at 5pm! I don't know if "photoshoot" means that Dragonscales will be there to take our pics, so bring friends with cameras just in case! I will try to find out if professional photographers will be present. In any case, the meet is in the photoshoot area upstairs, outside the dance area. Look for Muffet! You can come even if you don't have a cosplay, just to hang out!
Arrival and Departure:
Fri-Sun
Staying at:
Marriot
Mode of Transportation:
My merry automobile
Room Share:
Beastcub
WolfGem and
Super.Nova
Who will I be with:
Whoever will have me. I tend to spend a lot of time mooching around alone at cons
Fursuit(s)/ Will you be suiting?:
Sparky and Muffet
Attending Parties:
Don't usually like parties but we'll see
Panels:
I saw one on interactive fiction I may check out? I haven't written IF in years
Stage Performance:
I don't like doing that actually, so no. Should I enter Muffet in the fursuit competition?
Major plans at FC2016:
I wanna do Fancy Friday! Got mah ticket!
Further Plans?
Just taking a break, things have been stressful lately so I'm glad I get to do this.
PERSONAL INFO Q&A
What is your gender?
Female
How old are you?
In my forties now, dayum :P
How tall are you?
Five-three
Can I touch you?
Just not in pervy ways? Asexy beast here
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
If I know you or if I deem you awesome
Are you an artist? If so, are you accepting commissions?:
I do machine embroidery, yes talk to me if you want to commission something
Would you like to get a commission done of yourself?
I almost never do that, so probably not. I shouldn't spend much, I'm lucky I can go at all
Do you drink?:
No
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Coffee yes plz
Do you smoke?:
No
Can I buy you breakfast, lunch, or dinner sometime?
Nah, thanks
Can I take a picture of you?
Of course, if I'm in suit. Its just weird when ppl take photos of me out of suit (it has happend! Why??)
Are you talkative?:
I dunno. Depends on who I'm with?
Are you nice?
You'd have to ask other ppl
Are you cliquey?
I think most ppl are
Can I stalk you?
Lol why
Do you like parties?
I answered this, not really. I don't like crowded places, esp where ppl are getting drunk :/
Can I ask you to dance with me during the dances?
If you want to be embarrassed for me, lol
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Yell my name?
How best to find you:
Tweet me @ NeitherSparky

FIRST before I begin, let me announce here that I am holding an Undertale meet/photoshoot on SATURDAY at 5pm! I don't know if "photoshoot" means that Dragonscales will be there to take our pics, so bring friends with cameras just in case! I will try to find out if professional photographers will be present. In any case, the meet is in the photoshoot area upstairs, outside the dance area. Look for Muffet! You can come even if you don't have a cosplay, just to hang out!
Arrival and Departure:
Fri-Sun
Staying at:
Marriot
Mode of Transportation:
My merry automobile
Room Share:



Who will I be with:
Whoever will have me. I tend to spend a lot of time mooching around alone at cons
Fursuit(s)/ Will you be suiting?:
Sparky and Muffet
Attending Parties:
Don't usually like parties but we'll see
Panels:
I saw one on interactive fiction I may check out? I haven't written IF in years
Stage Performance:
I don't like doing that actually, so no. Should I enter Muffet in the fursuit competition?
Major plans at FC2016:
I wanna do Fancy Friday! Got mah ticket!
Further Plans?
Just taking a break, things have been stressful lately so I'm glad I get to do this.
PERSONAL INFO Q&A
What is your gender?
Female
How old are you?
In my forties now, dayum :P
How tall are you?
Five-three
Can I touch you?
Just not in pervy ways? Asexy beast here
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
If I know you or if I deem you awesome
Are you an artist? If so, are you accepting commissions?:
I do machine embroidery, yes talk to me if you want to commission something
Would you like to get a commission done of yourself?
I almost never do that, so probably not. I shouldn't spend much, I'm lucky I can go at all
Do you drink?:
No
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Coffee yes plz
Do you smoke?:
No
Can I buy you breakfast, lunch, or dinner sometime?
Nah, thanks
Can I take a picture of you?
Of course, if I'm in suit. Its just weird when ppl take photos of me out of suit (it has happend! Why??)
Are you talkative?:
I dunno. Depends on who I'm with?
Are you nice?
You'd have to ask other ppl
Are you cliquey?
I think most ppl are
Can I stalk you?
Lol why
Do you like parties?
I answered this, not really. I don't like crowded places, esp where ppl are getting drunk :/
Can I ask you to dance with me during the dances?
If you want to be embarrassed for me, lol
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Yell my name?
How best to find you:
Tweet me @ NeitherSparky
Little Miss Muffet
Posted 10 years agoSo I started on a Muffet from Undertale cosplay and I decided to put all that over on my
aunttilly account as its spider-related. I made a folder so everything will be here:
http://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/...../115891/Muffet
Posting this here because I don't think many people actually follow my other account (considering I haven't updated over there in years I don't blame anyone ;) ).

http://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/...../115891/Muffet
Posting this here because I don't think many people actually follow my other account (considering I haven't updated over there in years I don't blame anyone ;) ).
BLFC 2015 Meme
Posted 10 years agoHotel
The Grand Sierra Resort
Arrival/Departure:
Thursday til Monday
Means of transportation
My poor old car
Sharing a room with
Third-wheelin it with

Who do you hang out with?
Sacfurs, Bayfurs, Some Oregonfurs and Navadafurs. It sounds like a lot of people but in reality I tend to spend a lot of time at cons alone, actually.
Gender/Species
Cave hyena
Mate Preference
I don't date, but I kinda like transmen :X
Relationship Status
Single
How old are you?
40 now :P
How tall are you?
5'3"
Are you an Artist?
Not really, but I do custom machine embroidery from existing artwork
Do you have a sketchbook?
No
Are you a Fursuiter?
Yes, but not an avid one
Which Fursuits will you be bringing?
Sparky Hyena
Can I ask to wear one of your suits?
I've never done that...I dunno if I want to
Would you wear one of my fursuits?
Again I've never done that. Not sure.
Attending parties?
Rarely, I might go if people go with me, but I probably wouldn't stay long
Do you drink?
No
Can I buy you a drink?
Iced coffee or diet soda maybe
Do you smoke?
Sometimes I smoke bacon :3 (but no, no I don't smoke)
Are you attending any panels?
I...don't know! We'll see.
Stage or public performance?
I will be participating in the Peanut Patrol Charity Furbowl! Come laugh at my lousy skills!
How do I identify myself to you?
Stand in front of me and point dramatically at your favorite conbadge
Rules of engagement (physical contact)?
Some hugging is ok. But no wet fursuits please :c
How can I find you?
I dunno. Look for me?
Can I talk to you?
Sure
Can I give you lots of money?
if you want to order patches or something let me know :3
Can I give you stuff?
*shrug* If I want it?
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Again, some hugging is ok.
Can I come to dinner with you?
If you're in the same group I'm in
Can I invite you to dinner?
Maybe. I can't eat as much as a normal person (though the amount I can eat has been increasing lately), usually only one actual meal a day, so I kinda have to plan ahead. But I eat snacks, we could have a snack together? :P
Can I hang out with you?
Sometimes?
Can I take your picture?
Yes you can, even out of suit. I'm not a private person.
How do I know if you're not looking to socialize (angry, busy or upset)?
I'll let you know if I'm on my way somewhere or whatever. I'm not afraid to say stuff like that.
Personality Type?
I can never describe my own personality. :P I think I'm kinda brusque and impatient, myself.
What's your goal for the con this year?
Get out of the house, lol. Oh and bowling. Oh and maybe mini-golf!
The Grand Sierra Resort
Arrival/Departure:
Thursday til Monday
Means of transportation
My poor old car
Sharing a room with
Third-wheelin it with


Who do you hang out with?
Sacfurs, Bayfurs, Some Oregonfurs and Navadafurs. It sounds like a lot of people but in reality I tend to spend a lot of time at cons alone, actually.
Gender/Species
Cave hyena
Mate Preference
I don't date, but I kinda like transmen :X
Relationship Status
Single
How old are you?
40 now :P
How tall are you?
5'3"
Are you an Artist?
Not really, but I do custom machine embroidery from existing artwork
Do you have a sketchbook?
No
Are you a Fursuiter?
Yes, but not an avid one
Which Fursuits will you be bringing?
Sparky Hyena
Can I ask to wear one of your suits?
I've never done that...I dunno if I want to
Would you wear one of my fursuits?
Again I've never done that. Not sure.
Attending parties?
Rarely, I might go if people go with me, but I probably wouldn't stay long
Do you drink?
No
Can I buy you a drink?
Iced coffee or diet soda maybe
Do you smoke?
Sometimes I smoke bacon :3 (but no, no I don't smoke)
Are you attending any panels?
I...don't know! We'll see.
Stage or public performance?
I will be participating in the Peanut Patrol Charity Furbowl! Come laugh at my lousy skills!
How do I identify myself to you?
Stand in front of me and point dramatically at your favorite conbadge
Rules of engagement (physical contact)?
Some hugging is ok. But no wet fursuits please :c
How can I find you?
I dunno. Look for me?
Can I talk to you?
Sure
Can I give you lots of money?
if you want to order patches or something let me know :3
Can I give you stuff?
*shrug* If I want it?
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Again, some hugging is ok.
Can I come to dinner with you?
If you're in the same group I'm in
Can I invite you to dinner?
Maybe. I can't eat as much as a normal person (though the amount I can eat has been increasing lately), usually only one actual meal a day, so I kinda have to plan ahead. But I eat snacks, we could have a snack together? :P
Can I hang out with you?
Sometimes?
Can I take your picture?
Yes you can, even out of suit. I'm not a private person.
How do I know if you're not looking to socialize (angry, busy or upset)?
I'll let you know if I'm on my way somewhere or whatever. I'm not afraid to say stuff like that.
Personality Type?
I can never describe my own personality. :P I think I'm kinda brusque and impatient, myself.
What's your goal for the con this year?
Get out of the house, lol. Oh and bowling. Oh and maybe mini-golf!
Need help :(
Posted 10 years agoI've done my taxes and I owe even more than last year. Since Valve issued me a cease-and-desist on my TF2 and Half Life patches I'm making significantly less on my embroidery on a monthly basis now. I've been trying to find a job but even the fast food and retail places either turn me down or don't call me back.
I need two things: one, to make as many sales in my Etsy shop as possible. Please take a look and pass the link along:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/neithersparky
Second: I need to bulk up my catalog. I mostly sell stuff for cosplay, so I can use all the suggestions for patches you think people would buy as possible. I am currently working on the four main Attack on Titan designs to sell in small and large versions, but I don't watch anime or play video games so I need suggestions. Also some of my biggest sellers have been things I wouldn't have thought would even sell, like my Team Zissou/Master Frogmen patches, which are currently my biggest sellers. Suggestions of emblems from movies, cartoons, anything you can think of are appreciated.
I would LIKE to offer commissions for embroidered furcon badges but to do those I would prefer to do my own artwork and I don't know if people would like my art...Here's one I did for myself some time ago:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3269788/
If you think you might be interested let me know, but understand that a badge like this would probably run about...$60+, because I have to draw it, digitize it, then physically create it.
Thanks for reading. :3 Still hopeful I can make Biggest Little Furcon but taxes come first.
EDIT: Oh I should mention, I will be selling my first embroidery machine, a Janome 350e, along with many things I bought (and even made) for it. I don't know how much yet, but I'm thinking in the $700 range. Obviously it would be easiest to sell it locally.
I need two things: one, to make as many sales in my Etsy shop as possible. Please take a look and pass the link along:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/neithersparky
Second: I need to bulk up my catalog. I mostly sell stuff for cosplay, so I can use all the suggestions for patches you think people would buy as possible. I am currently working on the four main Attack on Titan designs to sell in small and large versions, but I don't watch anime or play video games so I need suggestions. Also some of my biggest sellers have been things I wouldn't have thought would even sell, like my Team Zissou/Master Frogmen patches, which are currently my biggest sellers. Suggestions of emblems from movies, cartoons, anything you can think of are appreciated.
I would LIKE to offer commissions for embroidered furcon badges but to do those I would prefer to do my own artwork and I don't know if people would like my art...Here's one I did for myself some time ago:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3269788/
If you think you might be interested let me know, but understand that a badge like this would probably run about...$60+, because I have to draw it, digitize it, then physically create it.
Thanks for reading. :3 Still hopeful I can make Biggest Little Furcon but taxes come first.
EDIT: Oh I should mention, I will be selling my first embroidery machine, a Janome 350e, along with many things I bought (and even made) for it. I don't know how much yet, but I'm thinking in the $700 range. Obviously it would be easiest to sell it locally.
Further Confusion 2015 Meme
Posted 10 years agoAgain, just the same one I did last year.
Days staying:
Will only be there Saturday
Staying at:
--
How are you traveling?
Car, either mine or
gunnerscott's
Who are you rooming with?
--
Who will you be with?
gunnerscott and anyone else who will tolerate me
Where will you be? How is the best way to find you?
Just walking around, will likely be in my Sparky partial
What do you look like?
Same as I have since the weight loss I guess
What is your gender?
Ladybits
How old are you?
40. FORTY you guys. :[
Are you mated/in a relationship?
No
How tall are you?
5'3"
Can I talk to you?
Why not?
Can I hug and/or snuggle you?
Maybe
Are you nice?
Not always
Are you cliquey?
I suppose
Are you fursuiting?
Yes.
Which suit(s) will you be bringing?
Sparky partial
Can I try on your suit?
No, sorry.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Yell "Sparky!" ?
Do you take commissions?
Yes
Will you have an Artist Alley table?
No
Dealers' Den?
No
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
I don't carry a sketchbook
Can I ask ya to dance with me during the dances?
If I actually go you can
Can I buy you drinks?
COFFEEEEEE
Do you attend parties?
Not usually
Can I take your picture?
Yep
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Just glad I can go at all
Yeah we're broke so getting a hotel and doing the whole con this year is out of the question. Am just driving down for Saturday. Would like to reg but may not have the money. :P I've never ghosted a con before, would rather not do that.
Days staying:
Will only be there Saturday
Staying at:
--
How are you traveling?
Car, either mine or

Who are you rooming with?
--
Who will you be with?

Where will you be? How is the best way to find you?
Just walking around, will likely be in my Sparky partial
What do you look like?
Same as I have since the weight loss I guess
What is your gender?
Ladybits
How old are you?
40. FORTY you guys. :[
Are you mated/in a relationship?
No
How tall are you?
5'3"
Can I talk to you?
Why not?
Can I hug and/or snuggle you?
Maybe
Are you nice?
Not always
Are you cliquey?
I suppose
Are you fursuiting?
Yes.
Which suit(s) will you be bringing?
Sparky partial
Can I try on your suit?
No, sorry.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Yell "Sparky!" ?
Do you take commissions?
Yes
Will you have an Artist Alley table?
No
Dealers' Den?
No
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
I don't carry a sketchbook
Can I ask ya to dance with me during the dances?
If I actually go you can
Can I buy you drinks?
COFFEEEEEE
Do you attend parties?
Not usually
Can I take your picture?
Yep
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Just glad I can go at all
Yeah we're broke so getting a hotel and doing the whole con this year is out of the question. Am just driving down for Saturday. Would like to reg but may not have the money. :P I've never ghosted a con before, would rather not do that.
Biggest Little Furcon 2014 Meme
Posted 11 years agoWhere are you staying?
The con hotel
How long are you going?
Thursday thru Monday
How are you traveling?
Mah car
Who are you rooming with?
gunnerscott and
raxmei
What is your gender?
Ladybits
How tall are you?
5'3"
How is the best way to find you?
Yell FREE COFFEE!
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
My name is Sparky, use it
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Well I understand there's a coffee one, plus I'm running a meet n greet for online selling
Will you be going to parties?
I don't really do parties
Will you be performing?
Nope
Will you be fursuiting?
Yep
Do you do free art/trades/commissions?
How does free art equal trades and commissions? Anyways yes I do commissions, but not for free
Do you have an artist table?
No.
Are you mated/in a relationship?
Nope
Can I talk to you?
Sure.
Can I touch you?
Out of suit: if I know you; in suit, hugs are fine
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
See previous
Can I buy you drinks?
Water and iced coffee with sugarfree hazelnut, sweet n low and half n half are pretty much all I drink
Can I give you stuff?
Lol I guess
Are you nice?
I hope so?
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Just wandering around, and trying to get some bowling in
What/where will you be eating?
I had gastric bypass so I don't eat much
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
This is always the dumbest question on these memes....if you aren't sure we're already friends, then probably not
Can I look in your sketchbook?
Don't have one
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Don't have one
Can I take your picture?
Sure
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Actually go minigolfing and gokarting this time, in suit would be fine but not required
The con hotel
How long are you going?
Thursday thru Monday
How are you traveling?
Mah car
Who are you rooming with?


What is your gender?
Ladybits
How tall are you?
5'3"
How is the best way to find you?
Yell FREE COFFEE!
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
My name is Sparky, use it
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Well I understand there's a coffee one, plus I'm running a meet n greet for online selling
Will you be going to parties?
I don't really do parties
Will you be performing?
Nope
Will you be fursuiting?
Yep
Do you do free art/trades/commissions?
How does free art equal trades and commissions? Anyways yes I do commissions, but not for free
Do you have an artist table?
No.
Are you mated/in a relationship?
Nope
Can I talk to you?
Sure.
Can I touch you?
Out of suit: if I know you; in suit, hugs are fine
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
See previous
Can I buy you drinks?
Water and iced coffee with sugarfree hazelnut, sweet n low and half n half are pretty much all I drink
Can I give you stuff?
Lol I guess
Are you nice?
I hope so?
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Just wandering around, and trying to get some bowling in
What/where will you be eating?
I had gastric bypass so I don't eat much
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
This is always the dumbest question on these memes....if you aren't sure we're already friends, then probably not
Can I look in your sketchbook?
Don't have one
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Don't have one
Can I take your picture?
Sure
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Actually go minigolfing and gokarting this time, in suit would be fine but not required
Weasyl
Posted 11 years agoGot a Weasyl account so I can follow people who have moved there. I'll probably post something there soon; in the meantime you may follow me if you want? Or at least let me know where your profile is. Thanks!
https://www.weasyl.com/~neithersparky
https://www.weasyl.com/~neithersparky
FC 2014 Meme Thing
Posted 11 years agoJust the same one I did last year.
Days staying:
Thursday afternoon through Monday morning
Staying at:
Hilton
How are you traveling?
Car, taking
raxmei with me
Who are you rooming with?
zoren and
raxmei and
tautefox
Who will you be with?
Hanging out with Sacfurs and Bayfurs mostly, maybe will stalk the Oregonfurs
Where will you be? How is the best way to find you?
Just mooching around, Twitter's a good way to poke me, I'm NeitherSparky
What do you look like?
I chopped my hair off! Plus I'm thinner than last year. So that may throw some folks.
What is your gender?
Ladyparts
How old are you?
39. Oh god in heaven.
Are you mated/in a relationship?
Nopers
How tall are you?
5'3"
Can I talk to you?
Why not?
Can I hug and/or snuggle you?
Yeah, I'm good for that.
Are you nice?
You'll have to decide that for yourself?
Are you cliquey?
I think most people are.
Are you fursuiting?
Yes.
Which suit(s) will you be bringing?
Sparky partial
Can I try on your suit?
No, sorry.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Yell "Sparky!" ?
Do you take commissions?
Not now.
Will you have an Artist Alley table?
No
Dealers' Den?
No
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
I don't carry a sketchbook
Can I ask ya to dance with me during the dances?
If I actually go you can
Can I buy you drinks?
COFFEEEEEE
Do you attend parties?
Not usually
Can I take your picture?
Yep
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Suiting I guess. :3
Days staying:
Thursday afternoon through Monday morning
Staying at:
Hilton
How are you traveling?
Car, taking

Who are you rooming with?



Who will you be with?
Hanging out with Sacfurs and Bayfurs mostly, maybe will stalk the Oregonfurs
Where will you be? How is the best way to find you?
Just mooching around, Twitter's a good way to poke me, I'm NeitherSparky
What do you look like?
I chopped my hair off! Plus I'm thinner than last year. So that may throw some folks.
What is your gender?
Ladyparts
How old are you?
39. Oh god in heaven.
Are you mated/in a relationship?
Nopers
How tall are you?
5'3"
Can I talk to you?
Why not?
Can I hug and/or snuggle you?
Yeah, I'm good for that.
Are you nice?
You'll have to decide that for yourself?
Are you cliquey?
I think most people are.
Are you fursuiting?
Yes.
Which suit(s) will you be bringing?
Sparky partial
Can I try on your suit?
No, sorry.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Yell "Sparky!" ?
Do you take commissions?
Not now.
Will you have an Artist Alley table?
No
Dealers' Den?
No
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
I don't carry a sketchbook
Can I ask ya to dance with me during the dances?
If I actually go you can
Can I buy you drinks?
COFFEEEEEE
Do you attend parties?
Not usually
Can I take your picture?
Yep
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Suiting I guess. :3
Campfire Tails Meme 2013
Posted 12 years agoJust using the same meme questions I wrote last year...
How many people will be in your tent?
Just moi
Carpooling with anyone?
Driving alone, hopefully caravaning with some folks though
Where do you plan to pitch your tent?
Since NONE of my Cali friends are going this year, I might try to glom onto some group or another
Will you be offering art?
No but talk to me if you want embroidery
What suits will you have?
None. I'm not even sure I'll have my blue yena kigu, as I lost over 100 lbs since I last wore it and I'm swimming in it now
What is your gender?
Female.
How old are you?
38
Free hugs?
Maybe :[
Do you want to hang out?
Yes. I am not staffing this year and plan to sit around in my shade tent a lot, so bring your chair over. ALSO LAKE
Are you bringing booze?
Nope, can't drink following my stomach surgery
Wanna drink with me?
Again, I literally can't, for legit medical reasons
What about Other Substances™?
No...probably not
Are you running a Happening?
No. No bacon panel this year.
How long are you going?
Thursday through Monday
Do you like guys or girls?
Women, so neither. ;)
Are you going to the clothing-optional waterfall?
No, I doubt it
Doing anything special while at CFT?
Being a goddamn slug. I've been looking forward to it.
Anything else you want to do?
Well when I'm not being a slug I really would like to maybe go on one hike. I may also bring my bike again if its in good shape, I haven't touched it since last year. Plus as mentioned, lake plz.
How many people will be in your tent?
Just moi
Carpooling with anyone?
Driving alone, hopefully caravaning with some folks though
Where do you plan to pitch your tent?
Since NONE of my Cali friends are going this year, I might try to glom onto some group or another
Will you be offering art?
No but talk to me if you want embroidery
What suits will you have?
None. I'm not even sure I'll have my blue yena kigu, as I lost over 100 lbs since I last wore it and I'm swimming in it now
What is your gender?
Female.
How old are you?
38
Free hugs?
Maybe :[
Do you want to hang out?
Yes. I am not staffing this year and plan to sit around in my shade tent a lot, so bring your chair over. ALSO LAKE
Are you bringing booze?
Nope, can't drink following my stomach surgery
Wanna drink with me?
Again, I literally can't, for legit medical reasons
What about Other Substances™?
No...probably not
Are you running a Happening?
No. No bacon panel this year.
How long are you going?
Thursday through Monday
Do you like guys or girls?
Women, so neither. ;)
Are you going to the clothing-optional waterfall?
No, I doubt it
Doing anything special while at CFT?
Being a goddamn slug. I've been looking forward to it.
Anything else you want to do?
Well when I'm not being a slug I really would like to maybe go on one hike. I may also bring my bike again if its in good shape, I haven't touched it since last year. Plus as mentioned, lake plz.
Biggest Little Furcon 2013
Posted 12 years agoObtained from
relaxingdragon1
Hotel
Grand Sierra
Arrival/Departure
Thursday sometime through Monday sometime
Means of transportation
My car. Was looking for someone to ride with me but now that I've looked up the distance and its not as far as I thought, I may just go alone so I can take my time.
Sharing a room with
gunnerscott and a friend of his
Who do you hang out with?
Sacfurs and Bayfurs mostly, but I'm always looking for new friends
Gender
F
Relationship Status
Never been in one to speak of (but to be fair its complicated)
How old are you?
38
How tall are you?
Shorty
Are you an Artist?
No
Are you a Fursuiter?
Technically yes as in, I own a suit, but I'm not bringing it
Attending parties?
Probably not
Do you drink?
No
Can I buy you a drink?
I cannot drink alcohol for medical reasons
Can I bring you food?
Again, I have medical issues. I can only eat very specific things in small quantities. So don't waste your money
Do you smoke?
No
Are you attending any panels?
I'll probably find something I want to do
Stage or public performance?
No
How do I identify my self to you?
Name badge?
Rules of engagement (physical contact)?
Hugs are fine, but keep them brief if we're not super close friends
How can I find you?
I have hip-length brown hair and red-framed glasses. I've lost a lot of weight but I'm still heavy, so there's that
Can I talk to you?
Sure!
Can I give you lots of money?
You know, I really don't know why this question is always on these memes. Nobody would ever do that.
Can I give you stuff?
Only if I want it
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
I answered that above
Can I come to dinner with you?
Another question I would wonder why its here, but then apparently there really are socially awkward people who invite themselves along when people go to eat. Don't go to dinner with people unless you're invited.
Can I hang out with you?
Sorta relates to the above question. Be sure that you're really welcome before you do that. I can't answer this question without having first met you.
Can I take your picture?
Sure, I guess
How do I know if you're not looking to socialize (angry, busy or upset)?
Most people could tell. If you cannot, I can't really describe it to you here.
Personality Type?
Apparently critical, judging by my above answers! :P I think I've just done this meme too many times.
What's your goal for the con this year?
I dunno. Bowling? :)

Hotel
Grand Sierra
Arrival/Departure
Thursday sometime through Monday sometime
Means of transportation
My car. Was looking for someone to ride with me but now that I've looked up the distance and its not as far as I thought, I may just go alone so I can take my time.
Sharing a room with

Who do you hang out with?
Sacfurs and Bayfurs mostly, but I'm always looking for new friends
Gender
F
Relationship Status
Never been in one to speak of (but to be fair its complicated)
How old are you?
38
How tall are you?
Shorty
Are you an Artist?
No
Are you a Fursuiter?
Technically yes as in, I own a suit, but I'm not bringing it
Attending parties?
Probably not
Do you drink?
No
Can I buy you a drink?
I cannot drink alcohol for medical reasons
Can I bring you food?
Again, I have medical issues. I can only eat very specific things in small quantities. So don't waste your money
Do you smoke?
No
Are you attending any panels?
I'll probably find something I want to do
Stage or public performance?
No
How do I identify my self to you?
Name badge?
Rules of engagement (physical contact)?
Hugs are fine, but keep them brief if we're not super close friends
How can I find you?
I have hip-length brown hair and red-framed glasses. I've lost a lot of weight but I'm still heavy, so there's that
Can I talk to you?
Sure!
Can I give you lots of money?
You know, I really don't know why this question is always on these memes. Nobody would ever do that.
Can I give you stuff?
Only if I want it
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
I answered that above
Can I come to dinner with you?
Another question I would wonder why its here, but then apparently there really are socially awkward people who invite themselves along when people go to eat. Don't go to dinner with people unless you're invited.
Can I hang out with you?
Sorta relates to the above question. Be sure that you're really welcome before you do that. I can't answer this question without having first met you.
Can I take your picture?
Sure, I guess
How do I know if you're not looking to socialize (angry, busy or upset)?
Most people could tell. If you cannot, I can't really describe it to you here.
Personality Type?
Apparently critical, judging by my above answers! :P I think I've just done this meme too many times.
What's your goal for the con this year?
I dunno. Bowling? :)
FC 2013 Meme
Posted 13 years agoFound on
's page
Days staying:
Driving down Friday morning and leaving either Sunday night or Monday if there's good reason to stay. But I have to decide soon so I can get the extra night. :P
Staying at:
Ramada
How are you traveling?
My car, driving alone most likely
Who are you rooming with?
No one. Its expensive BUT it really does me good to sometimes have a place of my own, so to speak
Who will you be with?
---
Where will you be? How is the best way to find you?
I actually have no idea. I have no plans, but then there's no schedule released yet. I may do panels, I dunno.
What do you look like?
White chick, glasses, hip-length brown hair.
What is your gender?
HAY LAYDEE
How old are you?
38
Are you mated/in a relationship?
No :c
How tall are you?
5'3"
Can I talk to you?
Sure
Can I hug and/or snuggle you?
Prolly. Unless you stink.
Are you nice?
Most people seem to think so, some people seem to not think so. You'll have to decide for yourself I guess?
Are you cliquey?
I dunno, not really I don't think. Its always nice to hang out with your old friends but I'd really like to start making new ones too.
Are you fursuiting?
No.
Which suit(s) will you be bringing?
Can I try on your suit?
----
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Yell "Sparky!" ?
Do you take commissions?
Yes I should be by then. Try me.
Will you have an Artist Alley table?
No
Dealers' Den?
No
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
I don't carry a sketchbook
Can I ask ya to dance with me during the dances?
If I go to one, sure :3
Can I buy you drinks?
No thank you
Do you attend parties?
Probably not, but it depends on how I feel
Can I take your picture?
If you want to, I'm not an interesting subject
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Destressing. I could use it.

Days staying:
Driving down Friday morning and leaving either Sunday night or Monday if there's good reason to stay. But I have to decide soon so I can get the extra night. :P
Staying at:
Ramada
How are you traveling?
My car, driving alone most likely
Who are you rooming with?
No one. Its expensive BUT it really does me good to sometimes have a place of my own, so to speak
Who will you be with?
---
Where will you be? How is the best way to find you?
I actually have no idea. I have no plans, but then there's no schedule released yet. I may do panels, I dunno.
What do you look like?
White chick, glasses, hip-length brown hair.
What is your gender?
HAY LAYDEE
How old are you?
38
Are you mated/in a relationship?
No :c
How tall are you?
5'3"
Can I talk to you?
Sure
Can I hug and/or snuggle you?
Prolly. Unless you stink.
Are you nice?
Most people seem to think so, some people seem to not think so. You'll have to decide for yourself I guess?
Are you cliquey?
I dunno, not really I don't think. Its always nice to hang out with your old friends but I'd really like to start making new ones too.
Are you fursuiting?
No.
Which suit(s) will you be bringing?
Can I try on your suit?
----
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Yell "Sparky!" ?
Do you take commissions?
Yes I should be by then. Try me.
Will you have an Artist Alley table?
No
Dealers' Den?
No
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
I don't carry a sketchbook
Can I ask ya to dance with me during the dances?
If I go to one, sure :3
Can I buy you drinks?
No thank you
Do you attend parties?
Probably not, but it depends on how I feel
Can I take your picture?
If you want to, I'm not an interesting subject
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Destressing. I could use it.
Campfire Tails 2012 Meme
Posted 13 years agoKinda making up a new meme for this one. Steal it!
How many people will be in your tent?
Forever alone (thank God)
Carpooling with anyone?
Will probably be alone in my car (unless I can get a roof rack in time and then if someone wants a lift), but should be caravaning either up, down, or back with Bay Area peeps.
Where do you plan to pitch your tent?
Camp California, woo!
Will you be offering art?
I don't draw but if you want to work out something embroidered talk to me. ALSO I may have special goodies for sale, working on it! (I will accept trades.)
What suits will you have?
I *might* have Sparky. She needs some work first though.
What is your gender?
Female.
How old are you?
37.
Free hugs?
I guess. :3
Do you want to hang out?
ALL GODDAMN DAY. (No actually I am staff and will be busy at least part of each day.)
Are you bringing booze?
I might!
Wanna drink with me?
I drink because it tastes good and not to get hammered, and I don't especially enjoy the company of drunk people to be fair. If you're making me uncomfortable I will probably find another campfire. (Just saying.)
What about Other Substances™?
Probably not, but up to negotiation.
Are you running a Happening?
Plan is to do Makin' Bacon again. However, no free bacon beforehand, if you want some you have to show up to the panel!
How long are you going?
Either Wednesday or Thursday through Monday.
Do you like guys or girls?
Women, so neither. ;)
Are you going to the clothing-optional waterfall?
Probably not, because I don't like guys (that way) and I hear its a sausage-fest up there. ;)
Doing anything special while at CFT?
I will be cooking your food! So don't piss me off. ;)
Anything else you want to do?
I'd like to drive out to a lake again like I did the first year and didn't have time to do last year. Also, stargazing. I *might* bring my bike up, but I am very out of shape so hiking/biking long distances is probably out. I was just planning to tool around the campsite if I bring my bike.
NOW YOUR TURN.
http://campfiretails.org/2012/
How many people will be in your tent?
Forever alone (thank God)
Carpooling with anyone?
Will probably be alone in my car (unless I can get a roof rack in time and then if someone wants a lift), but should be caravaning either up, down, or back with Bay Area peeps.
Where do you plan to pitch your tent?
Camp California, woo!
Will you be offering art?
I don't draw but if you want to work out something embroidered talk to me. ALSO I may have special goodies for sale, working on it! (I will accept trades.)
What suits will you have?
I *might* have Sparky. She needs some work first though.
What is your gender?
Female.
How old are you?
37.
Free hugs?
I guess. :3
Do you want to hang out?
ALL GODDAMN DAY. (No actually I am staff and will be busy at least part of each day.)
Are you bringing booze?
I might!
Wanna drink with me?
I drink because it tastes good and not to get hammered, and I don't especially enjoy the company of drunk people to be fair. If you're making me uncomfortable I will probably find another campfire. (Just saying.)
What about Other Substances™?
Probably not, but up to negotiation.
Are you running a Happening?
Plan is to do Makin' Bacon again. However, no free bacon beforehand, if you want some you have to show up to the panel!
How long are you going?
Either Wednesday or Thursday through Monday.
Do you like guys or girls?
Women, so neither. ;)
Are you going to the clothing-optional waterfall?
Probably not, because I don't like guys (that way) and I hear its a sausage-fest up there. ;)
Doing anything special while at CFT?
I will be cooking your food! So don't piss me off. ;)
Anything else you want to do?
I'd like to drive out to a lake again like I did the first year and didn't have time to do last year. Also, stargazing. I *might* bring my bike up, but I am very out of shape so hiking/biking long distances is probably out. I was just planning to tool around the campsite if I bring my bike.
NOW YOUR TURN.
http://campfiretails.org/2012/
Califur 2012 Meme
Posted 13 years agoBecause there's nothing like posting at (kinda) the last minute! Got this meme from 
Where are you staying?
Offsite
What day are you getting there?
I'll be in the area starting Tuesday
Who will you be with?
Roomin (forever) alone, but at the same hotel as
Who will you hang out with during the convention?
Will be hanging out with Sacfurs, former Sacfurs, Bayfurs, and maybe YOOOOUUUU
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Maybe, if they ever post a schedule :P (If its already posted please point me to it)
Are you attending any stage or public performances?
I never do
Will you be suiting?
Will try to, as well as I can out of my car :/
Which suit(s) will you be bringing?
Just my new Sparky partial
Do you do free art?
No
Do you do trades?
I could
Do you do badges?
Not yet, but I should get on that
Do you do commissions?
Yesh
What is your gender?
Efffffffff
How tall are you?
5'3"
Can I talk to you?
You can TRY ;)
Can I touch you?
Probably
How can I find you?
Twitter neithersparky
Can I visit your room?
Not really feasible
Can I buy you drinks?
Sugar-free, no tea :)
Can I give you stuff?
If its useful
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Prolly :)
Are you nice?
NOPE NOT AT ALL
How long are you going?
All of it
Do you have an artist table?
No
Will you have art in the Art Show?
Nope...I should do that some year
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Throw cash
Where will you be most of the time during the day?
WITH THE COOL KIDS
What/where will you be eating?
Um...I dunno :P
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
If you're a total stranger and I'm with my friends it'd be up to majority rules
Can I look in your sketchbook?
Don't have one
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Really, I don't have one
Can I take your picture?
DO IT
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Try not to overheat or pass out from a blood sugar drop :P

Where are you staying?
Offsite
What day are you getting there?
I'll be in the area starting Tuesday
Who will you be with?
Roomin (forever) alone, but at the same hotel as

Who will you hang out with during the convention?
Will be hanging out with Sacfurs, former Sacfurs, Bayfurs, and maybe YOOOOUUUU
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Maybe, if they ever post a schedule :P (If its already posted please point me to it)
Are you attending any stage or public performances?
I never do
Will you be suiting?
Will try to, as well as I can out of my car :/
Which suit(s) will you be bringing?
Just my new Sparky partial
Do you do free art?
No
Do you do trades?
I could
Do you do badges?
Not yet, but I should get on that
Do you do commissions?
Yesh
What is your gender?
Efffffffff
How tall are you?
5'3"
Can I talk to you?
You can TRY ;)
Can I touch you?
Probably
How can I find you?
Twitter neithersparky
Can I visit your room?
Not really feasible
Can I buy you drinks?
Sugar-free, no tea :)
Can I give you stuff?
If its useful
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Prolly :)
Are you nice?
NOPE NOT AT ALL
How long are you going?
All of it
Do you have an artist table?
No
Will you have art in the Art Show?
Nope...I should do that some year
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Throw cash
Where will you be most of the time during the day?
WITH THE COOL KIDS
What/where will you be eating?
Um...I dunno :P
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
If you're a total stranger and I'm with my friends it'd be up to majority rules
Can I look in your sketchbook?
Don't have one
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Really, I don't have one
Can I take your picture?
DO IT
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Try not to overheat or pass out from a blood sugar drop :P
Flawed Rainbow Dash Hoodie For Sale
Posted 13 years agoTo my watchers; if you'd like a Rainbow Dash hoodie in medium at a discount: check out:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/9419350.....ular-medium-my
I was making this for a commissioner and I derped and placed one of the cutie marks one inch too high. :P The customer chose to wait for a new one so I am trying to sell this one. If it does not sell at this price it will probably drop eventually. Thanks for looking.
(I also still have two non-zip Pinkie Pie hoodies up in my shop, a smallish medium - http://www.etsy.com/listing/8606682.....mall-my-little - and an XL - http://www.etsy.com/listing/8576304.....my-little-pony )
EDIT: This has been sold
http://www.etsy.com/listing/9419350.....ular-medium-my
I was making this for a commissioner and I derped and placed one of the cutie marks one inch too high. :P The customer chose to wait for a new one so I am trying to sell this one. If it does not sell at this price it will probably drop eventually. Thanks for looking.
(I also still have two non-zip Pinkie Pie hoodies up in my shop, a smallish medium - http://www.etsy.com/listing/8606682.....mall-my-little - and an XL - http://www.etsy.com/listing/8576304.....my-little-pony )
EDIT: This has been sold
Pony Hoodies
Posted 13 years agoIf you are watching me partially or entirely in the hopes of me posting an embroidered pony hoodie that you want to buy...you're doing it wrong, lol.
Pony hoodies are by commission. So you have to contact me directly and order a specific pony in a specific size. The most unfortunate part about these is the fact that plain hoodies in good colors are not as easy to come by as you'd think, so I have to order them online. The hoodies run me about $22 and shipping is another $12, therefore, plain hoodies run me $35. Then on top of that I have to charge for work and materials. (Granted if I am ordering many things at once that distributes the shipping a bit but I can't count on that. It would only be a matter of a few dollars anyways.)
So, pricing at this time (subject to change) is as follows:
Earth ponies: $50
Unicorns/pegasi: $60
Princesses/alicorns: $70
This is the MINIMUM I can charge and at $35 per hoodie plus other materials there's very little profit at these prices. Which is why these prices may go up (warning you now!). For shipping, $10 in the US (not sure about international yet, we'd have to discuss it). I do not charge for creating the cutie mark designs. If you have an OC and a clear image of your cutie mark (I am not an artist, I need the exact image you want me to use) show it to me and if it is simple I won't charge to make it into an embroidery design. Specialty threads (such as glow in the dark) may be available and, if not used excessively, at no extra charge.
Some designs would be embroidery and others will be appliqued (meaning colored fabric shapes are sewn down with a satin stitch on the edges). Wings are embroidered and horns are sewn of fleece in the appropriate color, stuffed and sewn on the hood. Completed hoodies should be fully machine washable and dryable (and bleach-safe if white), though I haven't actually tested a unicorn in the wash. The horn might wind up out of shape, not positive. Hm.
I will not do manes, ears, or eyes, just cutie marks, wings and horns (we can discuss fleece princess crowns I guess?). On that note I also will not do custom fully sewn kigurumi-style hoodies or jammies - I would love to but at least at this time it is not possible for me to do those on a large scale.
SO. here is a website I have thrown together with basic info: http://www.sparkys-stitches.com/ponyhoodies.htm If you are interested in ordering you can go there to see all the available plain hoodies I can order online. I am willing to discuss you shipping me your own hoodie for me to embroider and send back at an adjusted price if you'd like. You can also see photos of hoodies I have already done at that website.
I am SO SORRY if this isn't clear or is confusing. I am still trying to work out the best way to do this. Of course feel free to ask me questions here. If you want to discuss an actual commission please take that to email, sales[at]sparkys-stitches.com Try not to clutter this thread with off topic comments, I'd appreciate it.
Thank you!
edit: I always forget to mention, I am a professional, not a hobbyist, working with professional embroidery equipment. I moved form a home machine to a 6-needle machine over a year ago. Not to diss home machines because they're obviously great but I have compared stitch quality side-by-side from a home and a professional machine and there IS a difference. So I want to assure people that your items will be PROFESSIONALLY made. I do this for a living, I pay taxes on it and everything.
Pony hoodies are by commission. So you have to contact me directly and order a specific pony in a specific size. The most unfortunate part about these is the fact that plain hoodies in good colors are not as easy to come by as you'd think, so I have to order them online. The hoodies run me about $22 and shipping is another $12, therefore, plain hoodies run me $35. Then on top of that I have to charge for work and materials. (Granted if I am ordering many things at once that distributes the shipping a bit but I can't count on that. It would only be a matter of a few dollars anyways.)
So, pricing at this time (subject to change) is as follows:
Earth ponies: $50
Unicorns/pegasi: $60
Princesses/alicorns: $70
This is the MINIMUM I can charge and at $35 per hoodie plus other materials there's very little profit at these prices. Which is why these prices may go up (warning you now!). For shipping, $10 in the US (not sure about international yet, we'd have to discuss it). I do not charge for creating the cutie mark designs. If you have an OC and a clear image of your cutie mark (I am not an artist, I need the exact image you want me to use) show it to me and if it is simple I won't charge to make it into an embroidery design. Specialty threads (such as glow in the dark) may be available and, if not used excessively, at no extra charge.
Some designs would be embroidery and others will be appliqued (meaning colored fabric shapes are sewn down with a satin stitch on the edges). Wings are embroidered and horns are sewn of fleece in the appropriate color, stuffed and sewn on the hood. Completed hoodies should be fully machine washable and dryable (and bleach-safe if white), though I haven't actually tested a unicorn in the wash. The horn might wind up out of shape, not positive. Hm.
I will not do manes, ears, or eyes, just cutie marks, wings and horns (we can discuss fleece princess crowns I guess?). On that note I also will not do custom fully sewn kigurumi-style hoodies or jammies - I would love to but at least at this time it is not possible for me to do those on a large scale.
SO. here is a website I have thrown together with basic info: http://www.sparkys-stitches.com/ponyhoodies.htm If you are interested in ordering you can go there to see all the available plain hoodies I can order online. I am willing to discuss you shipping me your own hoodie for me to embroider and send back at an adjusted price if you'd like. You can also see photos of hoodies I have already done at that website.
I am SO SORRY if this isn't clear or is confusing. I am still trying to work out the best way to do this. Of course feel free to ask me questions here. If you want to discuss an actual commission please take that to email, sales[at]sparkys-stitches.com Try not to clutter this thread with off topic comments, I'd appreciate it.
Thank you!
edit: I always forget to mention, I am a professional, not a hobbyist, working with professional embroidery equipment. I moved form a home machine to a 6-needle machine over a year ago. Not to diss home machines because they're obviously great but I have compared stitch quality side-by-side from a home and a professional machine and there IS a difference. So I want to assure people that your items will be PROFESSIONALLY made. I do this for a living, I pay taxes on it and everything.