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Posted 7 years agohey my wonderful boyf 
Dregan is doing his first ever commissions ever
which is super cute and you should totally check it out
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/28515577/
they're cute
go look (and buy)
thanks <3
Dregan is doing his first ever commissions everwhich is super cute and you should totally check it out
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/28515577/
they're cute
go look (and buy)
thanks <3
COMMISSIONS not off me tho
Posted 9 years agoSo a friend of mine in all her butt-ness ( 
Knuxtiger4 ) is in quite a pickle and needs a bit of cash, so they're offering up emergency commissions! It's really cheap, and their style is goddamned good! pls help them out they actually really need it;
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22308190/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22308190/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22308190/
And please boost if you can! ;-;
Knuxtiger4 ) is in quite a pickle and needs a bit of cash, so they're offering up emergency commissions! It's really cheap, and their style is goddamned good! pls help them out they actually really need it;http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22308190/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22308190/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22308190/
And please boost if you can! ;-;
Character Interview Meme
Posted 9 years agoI was tagged by: 
Jo.
1. Pick one of your OCs.
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your OC.
3. Tag four people to do this meme!
4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal
OC chosen:
Wilma Diez AKA Wicked
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20645584/
1. What is your name?
"Ha ha what the fuck you don't know me? Well lemme tell cause cause you're about to know me and how wicked I am. Cause guess what, chump? That right there, wicked? That's my name. Cause I'm pretty fuckin' wicked in every aspect. So don't go and forget it cause like hell you'll even be able to. I mean. It's ME."
2. Do you know why you were named that?
"Cause I'm wicked??? Like look at me. Outfit is metal A F and ON POINT. Got all that fuckin' cool black in there, which is the best colour don't even argue and actually fight me irl, And like, who else to name Wicked Wicked other than Wicked themselves? That's right, ladies and men and man ladies, I named myself cause I'm THAT wicked-awesome! Fuck YEEEEAAAA BOI"
3. Single or taken?
"I'm awesome. That's what I am. Got no time to be dating about and shoving my tongue down throats when I'm too busy chugging 8 beers AT ONCE and by AT ONCE I mean two were at least through my nose and I couldn't smell anything for at least a week it was fucking great everything was death. Like if you ask anyone and see if they've done they they haven't AND I HAVE AND THAT'S WHY I'M THE BEST???"
4. Have any abilities or powers?
"MY POWERS ARE TO BE THE MOST FUCKIN AWESOME PERSON YOU'LL EVER MEET. Like seriously I've got no shmancy zippy-pew-pew powers but what I DO have is being fucking rad and metal and also having a Squad that can beat your ass up if you say I'm not cool cause I am cool and they agree with me. Cause guess who has the name Wicked? I do. Guess who's actually really fuckin wicked? I AM."
5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
"say that to my face you fuckin slut bag. i'll fucking bring my knife to your gun fight and stab your gun with my knife. BUT SURPRISE. I HAVE TWO KNIVES. AND ONE'S IN YOUR EYE."
6. What's your eye color?
"Okay it's a lame-ass blue BUT I'M SAVING UP FOR RED CONTACT LENSES. RED'S COOL AND IT'LL DIG SO WELL WITH MY BLACK, YOU FEEL ME? I feel me. wait. not like that but i mean no. do they do contact lenses with those weird freaky-cool lizard slits in the eyes CAUSE I'M A SLUT FOR THOSE TBH"
7. How about hair color?
"MY HAIR IS THE FUCKING BEST. LOOK AT IT. IT'S BLACK WITH MORE BLACK AND IT'S FUCKIN AWESOME. seriously i honestly look the best and if you don't think that you're wrong and you should abort yourself asap"
8. Have you any family members?
"ok SO my parents are dead and I'M NOT SOME CHUCKLEFUCK WHO CRIES ABOUT IT so GUESS WHAT I honestly don't care and I'm more focused on BEING WICKED. CAUSE NO-ONE CAN BE AS WICKED AS WICKED. FIGHT ME."
9. Oh? How about pets?
"why the fuck would i have some fucking goldfish in a pissbowl get out of my life rn"
10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
"Okay so TIME FOR A LESSON, BITCHES. Y'know those ffffuckin sluts with their fake-ass boobs and their stupid fuckin make-up caked faces and their pink and pretty clothes and mini skirts and mouth so wide it can suck at least 3 dicks and has? Yeah fuck those bitches don't actually fuck em but i mean in a 'fuck you' way you feel me? Yeah fuck pretty-ass fake whores like that. Lame ass shit faces losers."
11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
"I'm a slut for going to the bar with my lame-ass Squad losers and going to get fucking wasted. Like holy shit my liver's fucking wrecked but holy fuck does it feel so good taking like 5 in a row. Okay so I vomit everywhere BUT IT'S COOL CAUSE I USUALLY WAKE UP HOME except for the time that I didn't and I woke up next to the highway wearing a sombrero cause it was a festive night and no shirt BUT BEYOND THAT IT'S COOL."
12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
"I punched some dude in the dick once because he was making a move on me and his ass smelt like cigarettes and really cheap and lame vodka. So I just fuckin beat him up and he left crying like a little baby."
...
"okay so I didn't EXACTLY do that and my friends SORTA helped and OKAY so I ended up in a bathroom stall while the dude was on the other side trying to get at me and OKAY my LAME-ASS FRIENDS BEAT HIS ASS BUT I TOTALLY COULD HAVE? I was just tired and didn't want to WASTE MY BREATH OR FISTS on that lame-ass stupid dumb idiot loser."
13. Ever… killed anyone before?
"I KILL OTHERS WITH MY HIGH-QUALITY MEMES. I FUCKING SLAAAAAAY no really just hmu i'll provide you with the Greatest on the net lemme tell you"
14. What kind of animal are you?
"IM....UN...BEARABLE.... HHHHHAAAAAAAAA. 10/10 gg me"
15. Name your Worst habits
"It's honestly illegal to be this me. Like holy fuck, being me should be a CRIME. I mean, look at me, no-one else can COMPARE. This here? Look, right, look. Like, at me. This here? Here? So good. So good. 10/10 high quality. And the worst thing about me is that everyone else feels like shit cause they ain't me and they ain't shit to me. So really, I'm fucking awful cause I'm perfect. Shit, sorry man, sorry you had to find out this way. I know, I'm a cunt. a cunt at BEING WWWWWIIICCKKEEEDDDDDDDDD BOOOIIIIIII"
16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
"ONLY TALL PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY NEED TO BEND DOWN AND GET THEIR HEAD OUTA THE FUCKIN CLOUDS. TALL PEOPLE ARE FUCKING LOSERS. short peeps REPRESENT."
17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
"I'm wicked????????"
18. Do you go to school?
"AHAHAHA. no. fuck that. Why the FUCK would I bother with school when FRESH MEMES teach me everything there is to know AND why GO when I've got some SPICY SQUAD FRIENDS to hang out with and go to the bar and get wicked-wasted at? Seriously you ffuckin lame-o's. Bet they... just fucking made a cereal for lame-ass school shit-kids called lame-o's. Cause that's what they are. LAME. Should just fuckin pay hooky like me. I'll teach em the best The Best The Best."
19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
"L.O.L. Me? Marrying some chucklefuck? You serious? AND ME? HAVING A SHITTY CRYING PISSBABY KID LOSER? HHHHAAAAAA. Oh fuck you actually think I'm gonna honestly you're better off killing yourself that's literally all your worth please just get a rope and suicide yourself you're honestly a threat to yourself and everything you breathe on??? KIDS ARE SHIT. AND KIDS SHIT. AND MARRIAGE IS JUST A STUPID SOCIAL CONSTRUCT LIMITING YOURSELF TO DATING ONE PERSON FOREVER. WHAT THE FUCK?"
20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
"HELL YEAH I DO. I'm fuckin' Wicked of COURSE I do. Everyone loves me. I love me. And when someone as cool and incredible as me loves me? Well you know I'm fucking awesome. 10/10 gal me. Honestly flawless."
21. What are you most afraid of?
"GETTING SO COOL that everyone else kills themselves cause I'm 2cool for them. Seriously it could happen. just fuckin offing themselves cause they see me in the streets. Honestly it's a legitimate threat. But it can't be stopped. Fuck, I'm so sorry."
22. What do you usually wear?
"LISTEN UP FUCKERS, TIME FOR A SCHOOL LESSON ON HOW TO BE THE RADDEST, AWESOMEST, COOLEST PERSON ON THE PLANET. Okay so first off you be a bear. Not too hard. They you cut your hair to be mine, and you die it black to be mine. And then, THEN, you get a RAD-ASS METAL A F TATTOO OF A SKULL WITH HORNS on your lower back cause it's great and you gotta show that even from behind you're on POINT and THEN you wear this black shirt that goes up to your stomach?? ISH?? So like you can show off your mega-cool piercing AND THAT RAD TATTOO so from ANY DIRECTION other than left and right i guess people see you AND THEY DON'T WANNA FUCK WITH THAT. also black pants TO SHOW DOMINANCE and maybe a few piercings if you're cool? Shit I need more piercings and MORE TATTOOS. WITH FIRE. AND SKULLS. AND SCREAMING FACES FUCK YEAH."
23. What's one food that tempts you?
"I'm a whore for beef burgers just shove one in every single fucking hole i have. Mouth, nose, ass, cunt, every single hole just shove those burgers right up there i'm a raging slut for em. Add bacon and bbq sauce and shit just fuck me with a burger asap. Seriously ok ok you ever had a good burger? CAUSE WRONG. YOU HAVEN'T. Ok so in Phill's place which is like right down the road, ya just gotta as for the Mega Pounder ...lol... and then just eat that shit right up. Phil's great. He gives me extra every fuckin time. And holy fuck they're like biting into heaven's dick."
24. Am I annoying you?
"die"
25. Well, it's still not over!
"TBH I LOVE TALKING ABOUT MYSELF SO LET'S GO LET'S GO. NO BRAKES ON THE WICKED TRAIN. AND BY WICKED I MEAN ME. HEYOOOOOO."
26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
"Meme class."
27. How many friends do you have?
"EVERYONE LOVES ME. EVERYONE. Like, Phil? Totally wants to fuck me. Rosa at the casino? Gives me ALL the free drinks? The Super Squad of loser friends I have? I'm the goddamned LEADER of the group! I have so many friends that I could just make my own NATION. And it'll be called WICKEDASSIA. And it'll be owned by ME, and there'll be a radio show about me and the newspaper will be called Timely Wicked AND OKAY. SO. I'VE PUT A LOT OF THOUGHT INTO THIS.
Like okay, I'm gonna buy this island and make it my nation. And around the island there's gonna be sharks. Sharks who shook lasers. So they're cyborg sharks. And they all obey me. And so if a ship shows up trying to take me down THE SHARKS WILL BLOW IT UP and I'll also get birds which scream fire so any planes will burn and the wreckage is mine. And the nation, Wickedassia. Named after my Wicked Ass. Is gonna be built on this ancient burial ground. So it's gonna be all about ghosts and shit which is honestly fucking metal. And all my friends are gonna be there and promote me and honestly it's the best idea I've ever had I'm gonna save up AND GET MYSELF AN ISLAND.
....
so i guess i have some friends yea"
28. What are your thoughts on pie?
"PIE IS AN OVERDONE MEME AND SHOULD BE ABORTED. FUCKING... LOLRANDOM... PIE... SHIT. FUCK OFF WITH THAT BETA CRAP."
30. Favorite drink?
"Always a slut for vodka. Like this time that Den, cool friend of mine, was like 'hey wicked want my glass of this' and then I had it BUT SURPRISE IT WAS AN ENTIRE GLASS OF PURE VODKA AND I FUCKING CHUGGED IT and then I vomited in his face. Literal projectile vomit. I mean I know people projectile acid but IT WAS LIKE I HAD SOME SORT OF RAD POWER and he started screaming and everyone else was laughing and it was fucking awesome. I mean it wasn't when I woke up the next day BUT other than that I LOVE ALCOHOL SHOVE AN ENTIRE GLASS UP MY ASS"
31. What's your favorite place?
"Phil's place is pretty good cause he legs me get pissed and then when I get too wasted I just sit in the back and wake up the next day still there. And the burgers are fucking great lemme tell you. Rosa's casino place is pretty chill cause I get free drinks and I was only kicked out when I passed out on a game table. And that only happened free times and I'm not even banned yet."
32. Are you interested in anyone~?
"Myself?? Why wouldn't I be?????"
33. That was a stupid question.
"Your face is a stupid question. Seriously look at your face. It's fucking dumb. 0/10 would not even look at. Or consider. Honestly looking at it makes me wanna vomit and that's not just the booze it's looking right at your face and realising how stupid it is. And how much of an idiot it is. Stupid dumb idiot face. Like, it's like you came out half-aborted but they kept you out of pity."
34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
"what the fuck kind of stupid-ass question is this what the fuck what the f u c k"
35. What's your type?
"Vintage Meme."
36. Any fetishes?
"I'M A SLUT FOR ORGIES AND GANGBANGS and latex is hot a f. Honestly if you just combine all of those I'll just sploosh everywhere and no-one wants that except everyone. Filthy fucks. Look at you. Wanting that. You disgust me get out of my life and cut your fucking wrists."
37. Seme or uke?
"I'm a succ-e."
38. Camping or indoors?
"Indoors has internet and booze and memes why would I want to move from that ever. what the fuck. what kind of loser baby like camping."
39. Who are you gonna tag?
THIS LOT. I'M TAGGING FIVE, NOT FOUR, SCREW YOU RULES.
SonicSweeti Dregan 
Electrisa 
Uncanny-Illustrator 
sparktheboar
i regret this why did i choose this character
Jo.1. Pick one of your OCs.
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your OC.
3. Tag four people to do this meme!
4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal
OC chosen:
Wilma Diez AKA Wicked
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20645584/
1. What is your name?
"Ha ha what the fuck you don't know me? Well lemme tell cause cause you're about to know me and how wicked I am. Cause guess what, chump? That right there, wicked? That's my name. Cause I'm pretty fuckin' wicked in every aspect. So don't go and forget it cause like hell you'll even be able to. I mean. It's ME."
2. Do you know why you were named that?
"Cause I'm wicked??? Like look at me. Outfit is metal A F and ON POINT. Got all that fuckin' cool black in there, which is the best colour don't even argue and actually fight me irl, And like, who else to name Wicked Wicked other than Wicked themselves? That's right, ladies and men and man ladies, I named myself cause I'm THAT wicked-awesome! Fuck YEEEEAAAA BOI"
3. Single or taken?
"I'm awesome. That's what I am. Got no time to be dating about and shoving my tongue down throats when I'm too busy chugging 8 beers AT ONCE and by AT ONCE I mean two were at least through my nose and I couldn't smell anything for at least a week it was fucking great everything was death. Like if you ask anyone and see if they've done they they haven't AND I HAVE AND THAT'S WHY I'M THE BEST???"
4. Have any abilities or powers?
"MY POWERS ARE TO BE THE MOST FUCKIN AWESOME PERSON YOU'LL EVER MEET. Like seriously I've got no shmancy zippy-pew-pew powers but what I DO have is being fucking rad and metal and also having a Squad that can beat your ass up if you say I'm not cool cause I am cool and they agree with me. Cause guess who has the name Wicked? I do. Guess who's actually really fuckin wicked? I AM."
5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
"say that to my face you fuckin slut bag. i'll fucking bring my knife to your gun fight and stab your gun with my knife. BUT SURPRISE. I HAVE TWO KNIVES. AND ONE'S IN YOUR EYE."
6. What's your eye color?
"Okay it's a lame-ass blue BUT I'M SAVING UP FOR RED CONTACT LENSES. RED'S COOL AND IT'LL DIG SO WELL WITH MY BLACK, YOU FEEL ME? I feel me. wait. not like that but i mean no. do they do contact lenses with those weird freaky-cool lizard slits in the eyes CAUSE I'M A SLUT FOR THOSE TBH"
7. How about hair color?
"MY HAIR IS THE FUCKING BEST. LOOK AT IT. IT'S BLACK WITH MORE BLACK AND IT'S FUCKIN AWESOME. seriously i honestly look the best and if you don't think that you're wrong and you should abort yourself asap"
8. Have you any family members?
"ok SO my parents are dead and I'M NOT SOME CHUCKLEFUCK WHO CRIES ABOUT IT so GUESS WHAT I honestly don't care and I'm more focused on BEING WICKED. CAUSE NO-ONE CAN BE AS WICKED AS WICKED. FIGHT ME."
9. Oh? How about pets?
"why the fuck would i have some fucking goldfish in a pissbowl get out of my life rn"
10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
"Okay so TIME FOR A LESSON, BITCHES. Y'know those ffffuckin sluts with their fake-ass boobs and their stupid fuckin make-up caked faces and their pink and pretty clothes and mini skirts and mouth so wide it can suck at least 3 dicks and has? Yeah fuck those bitches don't actually fuck em but i mean in a 'fuck you' way you feel me? Yeah fuck pretty-ass fake whores like that. Lame ass shit faces losers."
11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
"I'm a slut for going to the bar with my lame-ass Squad losers and going to get fucking wasted. Like holy shit my liver's fucking wrecked but holy fuck does it feel so good taking like 5 in a row. Okay so I vomit everywhere BUT IT'S COOL CAUSE I USUALLY WAKE UP HOME except for the time that I didn't and I woke up next to the highway wearing a sombrero cause it was a festive night and no shirt BUT BEYOND THAT IT'S COOL."
12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
"I punched some dude in the dick once because he was making a move on me and his ass smelt like cigarettes and really cheap and lame vodka. So I just fuckin beat him up and he left crying like a little baby."
...
"okay so I didn't EXACTLY do that and my friends SORTA helped and OKAY so I ended up in a bathroom stall while the dude was on the other side trying to get at me and OKAY my LAME-ASS FRIENDS BEAT HIS ASS BUT I TOTALLY COULD HAVE? I was just tired and didn't want to WASTE MY BREATH OR FISTS on that lame-ass stupid dumb idiot loser."
13. Ever… killed anyone before?
"I KILL OTHERS WITH MY HIGH-QUALITY MEMES. I FUCKING SLAAAAAAY no really just hmu i'll provide you with the Greatest on the net lemme tell you"
14. What kind of animal are you?
"IM....UN...BEARABLE.... HHHHHAAAAAAAAA. 10/10 gg me"
15. Name your Worst habits
"It's honestly illegal to be this me. Like holy fuck, being me should be a CRIME. I mean, look at me, no-one else can COMPARE. This here? Look, right, look. Like, at me. This here? Here? So good. So good. 10/10 high quality. And the worst thing about me is that everyone else feels like shit cause they ain't me and they ain't shit to me. So really, I'm fucking awful cause I'm perfect. Shit, sorry man, sorry you had to find out this way. I know, I'm a cunt. a cunt at BEING WWWWWIIICCKKEEEDDDDDDDDD BOOOIIIIIII"
16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
"ONLY TALL PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY NEED TO BEND DOWN AND GET THEIR HEAD OUTA THE FUCKIN CLOUDS. TALL PEOPLE ARE FUCKING LOSERS. short peeps REPRESENT."
17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
"I'm wicked????????"
18. Do you go to school?
"AHAHAHA. no. fuck that. Why the FUCK would I bother with school when FRESH MEMES teach me everything there is to know AND why GO when I've got some SPICY SQUAD FRIENDS to hang out with and go to the bar and get wicked-wasted at? Seriously you ffuckin lame-o's. Bet they... just fucking made a cereal for lame-ass school shit-kids called lame-o's. Cause that's what they are. LAME. Should just fuckin pay hooky like me. I'll teach em the best The Best The Best."
19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
"L.O.L. Me? Marrying some chucklefuck? You serious? AND ME? HAVING A SHITTY CRYING PISSBABY KID LOSER? HHHHAAAAAA. Oh fuck you actually think I'm gonna honestly you're better off killing yourself that's literally all your worth please just get a rope and suicide yourself you're honestly a threat to yourself and everything you breathe on??? KIDS ARE SHIT. AND KIDS SHIT. AND MARRIAGE IS JUST A STUPID SOCIAL CONSTRUCT LIMITING YOURSELF TO DATING ONE PERSON FOREVER. WHAT THE FUCK?"
20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
"HELL YEAH I DO. I'm fuckin' Wicked of COURSE I do. Everyone loves me. I love me. And when someone as cool and incredible as me loves me? Well you know I'm fucking awesome. 10/10 gal me. Honestly flawless."
21. What are you most afraid of?
"GETTING SO COOL that everyone else kills themselves cause I'm 2cool for them. Seriously it could happen. just fuckin offing themselves cause they see me in the streets. Honestly it's a legitimate threat. But it can't be stopped. Fuck, I'm so sorry."
22. What do you usually wear?
"LISTEN UP FUCKERS, TIME FOR A SCHOOL LESSON ON HOW TO BE THE RADDEST, AWESOMEST, COOLEST PERSON ON THE PLANET. Okay so first off you be a bear. Not too hard. They you cut your hair to be mine, and you die it black to be mine. And then, THEN, you get a RAD-ASS METAL A F TATTOO OF A SKULL WITH HORNS on your lower back cause it's great and you gotta show that even from behind you're on POINT and THEN you wear this black shirt that goes up to your stomach?? ISH?? So like you can show off your mega-cool piercing AND THAT RAD TATTOO so from ANY DIRECTION other than left and right i guess people see you AND THEY DON'T WANNA FUCK WITH THAT. also black pants TO SHOW DOMINANCE and maybe a few piercings if you're cool? Shit I need more piercings and MORE TATTOOS. WITH FIRE. AND SKULLS. AND SCREAMING FACES FUCK YEAH."
23. What's one food that tempts you?
"I'm a whore for beef burgers just shove one in every single fucking hole i have. Mouth, nose, ass, cunt, every single hole just shove those burgers right up there i'm a raging slut for em. Add bacon and bbq sauce and shit just fuck me with a burger asap. Seriously ok ok you ever had a good burger? CAUSE WRONG. YOU HAVEN'T. Ok so in Phill's place which is like right down the road, ya just gotta as for the Mega Pounder ...lol... and then just eat that shit right up. Phil's great. He gives me extra every fuckin time. And holy fuck they're like biting into heaven's dick."
24. Am I annoying you?
"die"
25. Well, it's still not over!
"TBH I LOVE TALKING ABOUT MYSELF SO LET'S GO LET'S GO. NO BRAKES ON THE WICKED TRAIN. AND BY WICKED I MEAN ME. HEYOOOOOO."
26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
"Meme class."
27. How many friends do you have?
"EVERYONE LOVES ME. EVERYONE. Like, Phil? Totally wants to fuck me. Rosa at the casino? Gives me ALL the free drinks? The Super Squad of loser friends I have? I'm the goddamned LEADER of the group! I have so many friends that I could just make my own NATION. And it'll be called WICKEDASSIA. And it'll be owned by ME, and there'll be a radio show about me and the newspaper will be called Timely Wicked AND OKAY. SO. I'VE PUT A LOT OF THOUGHT INTO THIS.
Like okay, I'm gonna buy this island and make it my nation. And around the island there's gonna be sharks. Sharks who shook lasers. So they're cyborg sharks. And they all obey me. And so if a ship shows up trying to take me down THE SHARKS WILL BLOW IT UP and I'll also get birds which scream fire so any planes will burn and the wreckage is mine. And the nation, Wickedassia. Named after my Wicked Ass. Is gonna be built on this ancient burial ground. So it's gonna be all about ghosts and shit which is honestly fucking metal. And all my friends are gonna be there and promote me and honestly it's the best idea I've ever had I'm gonna save up AND GET MYSELF AN ISLAND.
....
so i guess i have some friends yea"
28. What are your thoughts on pie?
"PIE IS AN OVERDONE MEME AND SHOULD BE ABORTED. FUCKING... LOLRANDOM... PIE... SHIT. FUCK OFF WITH THAT BETA CRAP."
30. Favorite drink?
"Always a slut for vodka. Like this time that Den, cool friend of mine, was like 'hey wicked want my glass of this' and then I had it BUT SURPRISE IT WAS AN ENTIRE GLASS OF PURE VODKA AND I FUCKING CHUGGED IT and then I vomited in his face. Literal projectile vomit. I mean I know people projectile acid but IT WAS LIKE I HAD SOME SORT OF RAD POWER and he started screaming and everyone else was laughing and it was fucking awesome. I mean it wasn't when I woke up the next day BUT other than that I LOVE ALCOHOL SHOVE AN ENTIRE GLASS UP MY ASS"
31. What's your favorite place?
"Phil's place is pretty good cause he legs me get pissed and then when I get too wasted I just sit in the back and wake up the next day still there. And the burgers are fucking great lemme tell you. Rosa's casino place is pretty chill cause I get free drinks and I was only kicked out when I passed out on a game table. And that only happened free times and I'm not even banned yet."
32. Are you interested in anyone~?
"Myself?? Why wouldn't I be?????"
33. That was a stupid question.
"Your face is a stupid question. Seriously look at your face. It's fucking dumb. 0/10 would not even look at. Or consider. Honestly looking at it makes me wanna vomit and that's not just the booze it's looking right at your face and realising how stupid it is. And how much of an idiot it is. Stupid dumb idiot face. Like, it's like you came out half-aborted but they kept you out of pity."
34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
"what the fuck kind of stupid-ass question is this what the fuck what the f u c k"
35. What's your type?
"Vintage Meme."
36. Any fetishes?
"I'M A SLUT FOR ORGIES AND GANGBANGS and latex is hot a f. Honestly if you just combine all of those I'll just sploosh everywhere and no-one wants that except everyone. Filthy fucks. Look at you. Wanting that. You disgust me get out of my life and cut your fucking wrists."
37. Seme or uke?
"I'm a succ-e."
38. Camping or indoors?
"Indoors has internet and booze and memes why would I want to move from that ever. what the fuck. what kind of loser baby like camping."
39. Who are you gonna tag?
THIS LOT. I'M TAGGING FIVE, NOT FOUR, SCREW YOU RULES.
SonicSweeti Dregan 
Electrisa 
Uncanny-Illustrator 
sparktheboari regret this why did i choose this character
[CLOSED for now!] Free Toyhouse Codes!
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Because this journal has gotten so popular holy shit where are you people coming from
Just comment below! Or send me a note!
ALTERNATIVELY, THIS CUTIE ALSO HAS LIKE OVER 80 CODES. FOR FREE:
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8341263/
I'll be directing people over to that journal soon, since I only have about 10 left. They're still absolutely 100% free, so throw him a message!
Because this journal has gotten so popular holy shit where are you people coming from
Just comment below! Or send me a note!
ALTERNATIVELY, THIS CUTIE ALSO HAS LIKE OVER 80 CODES. FOR FREE:
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8341263/
I'll be directing people over to that journal soon, since I only have about 10 left. They're still absolutely 100% free, so throw him a message!
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Posted 9 years agoAND IT'LL BE DONE TODAY/TOMORROW WHOOAAAAaaa a a a
OK I KNOW I'VE BEEN DEAD FOR MONTHS (and I'm so sorry I lvoe you guys and I'm so sorry at being bad at contact too ok) but I have a full-time job now and it's physically draining and I genuinely don't have the time to do art.
BUT
I do have things I want to do and need to finish, but I haven't touched my tablet in months, the poor thing is gathering dust again, and I need to practice again!
SO while it's a weekend, I'm doing a sudden not-really-ych-but-sorta-is. REALLY QUICK! I'll have it done by today my-time so it'll be like a few hours if not more? If worst comes to worst, it'll be done tomorrow.
Pose is already done - just a standard idle thing. Nothing fancy. I'm lazy a f.
Just throw me your ref in the comments and I'll note you!
OK I KNOW I'VE BEEN DEAD FOR MONTHS (and I'm so sorry I lvoe you guys and I'm so sorry at being bad at contact too ok) but I have a full-time job now and it's physically draining and I genuinely don't have the time to do art.
BUT
I do have things I want to do and need to finish, but I haven't touched my tablet in months, the poor thing is gathering dust again, and I need to practice again!
SO while it's a weekend, I'm doing a sudden not-really-ych-but-sorta-is. REALLY QUICK! I'll have it done by today my-time so it'll be like a few hours if not more? If worst comes to worst, it'll be done tomorrow.
Pose is already done - just a standard idle thing. Nothing fancy. I'm lazy a f.
Just throw me your ref in the comments and I'll note you!
Updates! (wheehh)
Posted 9 years agoSorry I've been so slow and unresponsive and just, y'know, not very active!
I've been particularly ill, and that combined with a temperamental tantrum-throwing internet that refuses to get off its arse and work means that I uh, can't do much.
Pity meeee, wheeehhh
So yeah, should at the latest start up on things next week! And uh, once I get my queue to 0 I should probably do that raffle for the 100 watchers thing. It's. It's only uh. A few months late.
I'm good at this, honest engines.
I love you all, I'm so sorry ;-;
I've been particularly ill, and that combined with a temperamental tantrum-throwing internet that refuses to get off its arse and work means that I uh, can't do much.
Pity meeee, wheeehhh
So yeah, should at the latest start up on things next week! And uh, once I get my queue to 0 I should probably do that raffle for the 100 watchers thing. It's. It's only uh. A few months late.
I'm good at this, honest engines.
I love you all, I'm so sorry ;-;
$15 Iron Artist (But not by me)
Posted 9 years agoHopefully I've got someone's attention with that title, and hopefully that person is reading this. So hello, you lucky dog you! Would you like some sweet, sweet art for a sweet sweet price? Well today's your lucky day, because someone I know is offering just that!
And
lady-tragedy is that exact person!
To be more precise, how about a cellshaded portrait? Of your character? Because they're accepting 30 and they're planning to do them in the next few days, so go go go!
Link link link!
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/19835162/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/19835162/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/19835162/
And
lady-tragedy is that exact person!To be more precise, how about a cellshaded portrait? Of your character? Because they're accepting 30 and they're planning to do them in the next few days, so go go go!
Link link link!
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/19835162/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/19835162/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/19835162/
REALLY COOL ANIMATED YCH
Posted 9 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/full/19480865/
http://www.furaffinity.net/full/19480865/
http://www.furaffinity.net/full/19480865/
GO LOOK, IT'S REALLY RAD
Bidding is currently at $25!
http://www.furaffinity.net/full/19480865/
http://www.furaffinity.net/full/19480865/
GO LOOK, IT'S REALLY RAD
Bidding is currently at $25!
Updates! (Free stuff, and MORE free stuff!)
Posted 9 years agoOkay maybe that was a little misleading because there isn't anything free here, per say.
But! Just a little update! That I haven't forgotten about those painty requests a month back, but I've been super busy so I haven't had a chance to get to 'em. Don't worry though - everyone who posted in there will be getting one, so sorry for the wait, and I'll try and make 'em pretty!
BUT OKAY THERE'S MORE FREE STUFF COMING UP
Because guess who reached 100 watchers motherfuckeersssss IT'S ME AND I'M GOING TO BE DOING
A RAFFLE
IN STANDARD CLICHE FA FASHION
Once my queue is empty, I'll make a proper post for it. And there'll be prizes! With cool full-body doodles!! Holy shit!!!
No but seriously I'm going to get mushy for about 7 seconds here and say thanks for watching me! It really motivates me to continue and get better as an artist, and I appreciate all the kind words sent my way, and all the support to keep going, and just in general YOU GUYS ARE GREAT AND I LOVE YOU ALL, NO/ALL THE HOMO.
Okay maybe that was more than 7 seconds but hey shush face.
So yeah, keep an eye out for that! Cause the more people that show up to that raffle, the more prizes there'll be!
But! Just a little update! That I haven't forgotten about those painty requests a month back, but I've been super busy so I haven't had a chance to get to 'em. Don't worry though - everyone who posted in there will be getting one, so sorry for the wait, and I'll try and make 'em pretty!
BUT OKAY THERE'S MORE FREE STUFF COMING UP
Because guess who reached 100 watchers motherfuckeersssss IT'S ME AND I'M GOING TO BE DOING
A RAFFLE
IN STANDARD CLICHE FA FASHION
Once my queue is empty, I'll make a proper post for it. And there'll be prizes! With cool full-body doodles!! Holy shit!!!
No but seriously I'm going to get mushy for about 7 seconds here and say thanks for watching me! It really motivates me to continue and get better as an artist, and I appreciate all the kind words sent my way, and all the support to keep going, and just in general YOU GUYS ARE GREAT AND I LOVE YOU ALL, NO/ALL THE HOMO.
Okay maybe that was more than 7 seconds but hey shush face.
So yeah, keep an eye out for that! Cause the more people that show up to that raffle, the more prizes there'll be!
CLOSED! Thanks guys! <3
Posted 9 years agoOkay good, that got your attention. Sweet.
So who wants free stuff? I sure do! Shame I'm not getting any and instead all you lovely people are! Usually I'd make an image or something about this, buuut honestly I'd rather give it to my lovely fantastic and amazing watchers. Please love me.
So, I need to practice painting. I mean I'm fine with it, but I'm in the mood to do some more without the effort. Soooo I'm going to be doing some painted headshots. It's nothing detailed and I won't put much effort into them, but I want to do something different, y'know? Just a lil' practice or a warm-up. How much am I going to regret doing this? Probably a lot. Oh and if you want the thing, please give me a fun fact. Like, some obscure knowledge with no actual purpose but you know it anyway because you've been on the net for too long. That kind of knowledge. So yeah, no fact, no dice.
If you want the thing, and again it won't be anything impressive (I mean it's free, so come on what did you expect), then just throw your ref at me in the comments below!
Oh, and I have no idea how many I'll do, but honestly don't expect it to be much. I'll probably do a few and then throw it into my scraps.
And now? Well, now I hide in a bunker for the incoming storm. Be gentle ;-;
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OKAY! 7's a ton! Thanks for your characters, guys! Closing it now so I don't have regrets in the morning.
So who wants free stuff? I sure do! Shame I'm not getting any and instead all you lovely people are! Usually I'd make an image or something about this, buuut honestly I'd rather give it to my lovely fantastic and amazing watchers. Please love me.
So, I need to practice painting. I mean I'm fine with it, but I'm in the mood to do some more without the effort. Soooo I'm going to be doing some painted headshots. It's nothing detailed and I won't put much effort into them, but I want to do something different, y'know? Just a lil' practice or a warm-up. How much am I going to regret doing this? Probably a lot. Oh and if you want the thing, please give me a fun fact. Like, some obscure knowledge with no actual purpose but you know it anyway because you've been on the net for too long. That kind of knowledge. So yeah, no fact, no dice.
If you want the thing, and again it won't be anything impressive (I mean it's free, so come on what did you expect), then just throw your ref at me in the comments below!
Oh, and I have no idea how many I'll do, but honestly don't expect it to be much. I'll probably do a few and then throw it into my scraps.
And now? Well, now I hide in a bunker for the incoming storm. Be gentle ;-;
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OKAY! 7's a ton! Thanks for your characters, guys! Closing it now so I don't have regrets in the morning.
$10 Wing-Its!
Posted 9 years agoGIMME MONEY i mean uh hey there pals friends chums
I'm doing wing-its! As you can tell from the title! Essentially they're $5 cheaper than if you commissioned me normally. And basically, you throw a reference at me, and the money. And I'm like 'FUCK YEAH' and then I draw up a thing. It's like a surprise. Except you know what you're getting cause I don't want to disappoint you.
If you want more details, they can be found here;
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19016331/
And note me or comment if you want something! My queue is like, literally free. I'm bored. Help me.
I'm doing wing-its! As you can tell from the title! Essentially they're $5 cheaper than if you commissioned me normally. And basically, you throw a reference at me, and the money. And I'm like 'FUCK YEAH' and then I draw up a thing. It's like a surprise. Except you know what you're getting cause I don't want to disappoint you.
If you want more details, they can be found here;
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19016331/
And note me or comment if you want something! My queue is like, literally free. I'm bored. Help me.
Updates! (Comm stuff, ART RAFFLE and help!)
Posted 10 years agoFirst off, sorry for those waiting on commissions! I've been quite clustered with things these days, and been rather poorly too. But I'll try to have 'em done ASAP! And I'm really sorry for the wait! Thanks for being patient!
Speaking of, those emergency commissions are now closed! Everything's alright on the money side now. Thanks to those who offered support! ilu guys <3
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Now for the RAFFLE! SonicSweeti is running a 1000 watcher raffle, with lots of prizes! So head over and watch them and congratulate, because their art is fabulous and they deserve more! Oh, and a chance at free stuff. That's a thing too.
The raffle can be found here;
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7334438/
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And finally!
takoninja needs to save up a whopping $600, so if you fancy helping them out, now would be a great time to!
They'll be doing tons of PWYW streams and will be taking as many commissions as they can!
More info can be found here;
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7336961/
Speaking of, those emergency commissions are now closed! Everything's alright on the money side now. Thanks to those who offered support! ilu guys <3
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Now for the RAFFLE!
SonicSweeti is running a 1000 watcher raffle, with lots of prizes! So head over and watch them and congratulate, because their art is fabulous and they deserve more! Oh, and a chance at free stuff. That's a thing too.The raffle can be found here;
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7334438/
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And finally!
takoninja needs to save up a whopping $600, so if you fancy helping them out, now would be a great time to!They'll be doing tons of PWYW streams and will be taking as many commissions as they can!
More info can be found here;
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7336961/
Closed! Thanks so much, guys! <3
Posted 10 years agoSo long story short, my parents are on holiday, and I am poor and need muns in order to but food for myself and my cats.
It's nothing MAJOR, per se, but even so I prefer the financial security in case I run out of food/cat food or something.
Soooo yo, I'm offering cheap stuff! Stuff like this;
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/18671736/
For only $10 until Monday!
If you want a thing, then just comment here and send me a note, and we can talk refs and poses and stuff! It'll be great!
It's nothing MAJOR, per se, but even so I prefer the financial security in case I run out of food/cat food or something.
Soooo yo, I'm offering cheap stuff! Stuff like this;
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/18671736/
For only $10 until Monday!
If you want a thing, then just comment here and send me a note, and we can talk refs and poses and stuff! It'll be great!
Low prices! For ART! WHOA!
Posted 10 years agoOkay so hey I'm Spekkal. And I do art sometimes maybe. And I want to get started on doing commissions, so that's what I'm gonna do! I have set prices in mind, but to start off, I'm gonna be holding a sort of... sale thing? Technically prices haven't been reduced because I never started pricing yet, but basically I'm going to be doing slots of art where it's cheaper than what I have prepared for the eventual commish thing.
Aaand I'm not rich and I need money to exist, sooo...
Art! Cheap art! Here! Holey moley!
So with that out of the way... have some PRICES! ...And only character shots really. No backgrounds. Fuck backgrounds.
Bust shot of a character (with maybe like 1 hand in there also idk):
-Flats: $4
-Cell-shaded: $6
-Complex shading: $10
Up-to-thigh (because wow fuck doing legs am i right?):
-Flats: $10
-Cell-shaded: $14
-Complex shading: $18
Full-body piece (yep the entire thing):
-Flats: $15
-Cell-shaded: $20
-Complex shading: $25
Example of flats;
http://www.furaffinity.net/full/17094587/
Example of cell-shading;
http://www.furaffinity.net/full/17627954/
Example of complex shading;
http://www.furaffinity.net/full/18512466/
I'm currently going to take 5 at a time. And when I think I've had enough practice, I'll open up commissions properly!
So, comment below with what you want, and I'll send you a note so we can talk about it!
SLOTS:
1) -
2) -
3) -
4) -
5) -
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Oh! And my YCH is still up! It will be taken down at the end of the year! Unlimited slots, and it's the cheapest that my complex shading will ever be, considering it's a full-body shot and all! You can check that out here, as well as examples I've completed!;
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/18479733/
Thanks for your time~ <3
Aaand I'm not rich and I need money to exist, sooo...
Art! Cheap art! Here! Holey moley!
So with that out of the way... have some PRICES! ...And only character shots really. No backgrounds. Fuck backgrounds.
Bust shot of a character (with maybe like 1 hand in there also idk):
-Flats: $4
-Cell-shaded: $6
-Complex shading: $10
Up-to-thigh (because wow fuck doing legs am i right?):
-Flats: $10
-Cell-shaded: $14
-Complex shading: $18
Full-body piece (yep the entire thing):
-Flats: $15
-Cell-shaded: $20
-Complex shading: $25
Example of flats;
http://www.furaffinity.net/full/17094587/
Example of cell-shading;
http://www.furaffinity.net/full/17627954/
Example of complex shading;
http://www.furaffinity.net/full/18512466/
I'm currently going to take 5 at a time. And when I think I've had enough practice, I'll open up commissions properly!
So, comment below with what you want, and I'll send you a note so we can talk about it!
SLOTS:
1) -
2) -
3) -
4) -
5) -
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Oh! And my YCH is still up! It will be taken down at the end of the year! Unlimited slots, and it's the cheapest that my complex shading will ever be, considering it's a full-body shot and all! You can check that out here, as well as examples I've completed!;
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/18479733/
Thanks for your time~ <3
