1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No .

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem.

3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations !!! You will want to... but don't!!!


Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- yes
Been arrested? --- no
Kissed someone you didn't like? ---no
Slept in until 5 PM? --- Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? ---yes
Ran a red light? --- yes
Been suspended from school? --- yes
Experienced love at first sight? --- yes
Totalled your car in an accident? ---no
Been fired from a job? --- yes
Fired somebody? ---yes
Sang karaoke? --- Yes
Pointed a gun at someone? --- Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? ---Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- yes
Kissed in the rain? --- yes
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- yes
Seen someone die? ---yes
Played spin-the-bottle? --- yes
Sang in the shower? --- yes
Smoked a cigar? --- no
Sat on a rooftop? --- yes
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? ---Yes
Skipped school? ---Yes
Eaten a bug? --- yes
Sleepwalked? -- yes
Walked a moonlit beach? ---Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? ---yes
Dumped someone? ---yes -.-
Forgotten your anniversary? ---yes
Lied to avoid a ticket? ---no
Ridden on a helicopter? ---no
Shaved your head? ---yes
Blacked out from drinking? ---no
Played a prank on someone? --- yes
Hit a home run? ---yes
Felt like killing someone? ---yes
Cross-dressed? ---yes
Been falling-down drunk? ---Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? ---yes
Eaten snake? --- yes
Marched/Protested? --- yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? ---yes
Puked on amusement ride? ---no
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- yes
Been in a band? ---yes
Knitted? ---strangely once
Been on TV? --- once
Shot a gun? ---yes
Skinny-dipped? --- no
Caused someone to need stitches? ---yes
Ridden a surfboard? ---yes
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? ---yes
Had surgery? --- yes
Streaked? ---no
Taken by ambulance to hospital? ---many times XD
Passed out when not drinking? ---yes
Peed on a bush? --- yes
Donated Blood? ---yes
Grabbed electric fence? ---no
Eaten alligator meat? ---yes
Eaten cheesecake? ---yes
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? ---yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- yes
Peed your pants in public? ---no
Written graffiti? --- yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- yes
Think about the future? ---notas much as some
Been in handcuffs? --- yes
Believe in love? ---yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? ---yes

Hey furs, I poofed for a while due to some serious stuff happening with my life. It didn't goto well but i'll spare the boring stuff =P. but i needed some thinking time, but on the bright side i came up with an idea for a story. i may write it up, but that is another post. But i'm back and i can't wait to see what you have all been up to. ^-^

i did this honestly :P

BRITISH
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[X] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[X] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[X] Fish and chips are yummy.
[X] You can eat a Full English Breakfast Easily.
[ ] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[ ] It's football.... Not soccer.
Total: 4

AUSTRALIAN
[ ] You wear flip-flops all year.
[ ] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[X] You love a backyard barbie.
[X] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[X] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[X] You have an Australian something. (beer! :D)
Total = 6

ITALIAN
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[X] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[X] You have dark hair and dark eye colour.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10''.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world.
[X] You talk with your hands. (Sometimes...)
Total = 4

SPANISH
[X] you say 'member’ instead of remember. (i have once or twice)
[X] You speak Spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[X] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos.
Total = 5

RUSSIAN
[X] You say villain as: Vee-lon. (alot but i do say villan when there is noone to laugh X3)
[X] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[X] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You don't get cold easily.
[X] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[X] You eat sushi more than once a week. (i have no idea why this is here X3)
[ ] You love listening to techno.
Total = 7

POLISH
[X] Your parents let you drink.
[X] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if your Polish.
[ ] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You know what pisanki are.
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup.
Total = 2

Irish
[X] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[X] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the colour green.
[X] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[X] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have/had blonde hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
Total = 5

AFRICAN AMERICAN
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[X] You know how to shoot a gun.
[X] You like chicken.
[X] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can ‘sing’ gospel.
[ ] You smoke newports.
Total = 3

ASIAN
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[X] You are good at math.
[X] You have played the piano.
[X] You have family from Asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. (alot)
[X] Most people think you're Chinese. (i 1/2 this infact a have been called 'Asian' and/or 'Japanese' many times)
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 6

GERMAN
[X] You like bread.
[X] You think American Chocolate is good.
[ ]You speak some German.
[X]You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're under 5'4".
Total = 3

CANADIAN
[X] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[X] You love beer.
[X] You say eh.(to replace what? if it counts :P)
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch Degrassi.
Total = 3

FRENCH
[ ] You like French toast.
[ ] You love wine .
[ ] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[ ] You like fashion.
[X] You have been to France.
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
Total = 1

AMERICAN
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[ ] You've been to more than 5 states.
[X] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[X] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[X] You shop at Wal-Mart. (ASDA COUNTS! :D)
Total = 3

NORWEGIAN
[ ] You know what lefse is.
[ ] You can speak some Norwegian.
[ ] You love trolls.
[ ] You know what lu tefisk is.
[ ] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[ ] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[ ] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[X] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[X] You know how to fish and have fished before.
Total= 2

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Ok so i am being nagged by some people on the Feila IRC to draw another picture of Kovu, full body, among other things. But the problem being my graphics tablet is busted and in for repair.
so ifi have to draw with my mousepad again I AM GOIG TO KILL SOMEONE.
So i will be posting the picture using pencil sketching XD and my pencil skills are a little sucky.
so early warning the Kovu picture will not be as good as you all expect... it's your fault for nagging! >.<

Rayne opened his eyes slowly as he rolled over to look at his ceiling the room was very well lit, the morning sun had already burst in and filled the room with a warm glow. The tired wolf rubbed his eyes before sitting up, spinning his legs over the edge of his bed. he stood up brushing off his black pajama shorts before straightening the light blue bed sheets of is bed. Stretching his arms above his head he yawned widely.
"What time is it?" He mumbled to himself in mid-yawn. Rayne ran for his wardrobe after checking his red alarm clock that was stood on his brown bedside table. "Crap, its twelve thirty!" He threw on a purple
t-shirt, black hooded jacket and slipped on a pair of black cargo pants before he ran out of the door. the hallway was covered in a light cream carpet that was soft under Rayne's quick moving feet, As he made his way down the stairs, he was stopped by a largely built black wolf wearing blue overall covered in white paint splats.
"Whoa, where's the fire?!" he spoke, The large wolf's voice was rough and he spoke with some authority as he looked at Rayne through blue eyes. Rayne hastily pushed passed him heading for the wooden front door.
"Sorry, late for work!" Rayne called in a panicky tone as he made a sharp turn opening the door to be almost blinded by the sunlight in his eyes. The door closed with a slam as the large black wolf shook his head with a deep chuckle, he turned toward the staircase, but before the large wolf could take a step his ear twitched, a buzzing sound came from a thick black jacket hung on a nearby coat rack. The wolf made his way over and reached in pulling out a black cellphone.
"Rayne left his phone," He mumbled as his eyes studied the screen "Oh a message?" He slipped the phone into his overalls "I'll remind him when he gets back.".

The town was a bustle with busy people running left, right and center to and fro from shops, the air was filled with the smell of street vender's, selling a wide assortment of fast foods drifted by with the summer breeze. Rayne came running down one of the streets, his Rebok shoes slamming down on the brown bricked pavement under his heavy steps, his pace slowed as he lent on a nearby lamppost panting for breath, crouched from exhaustion. As he stood up and regained his posture, Rayne took a deep breath of the lively town air. He took a moment to think to himself.
'Moo hasn't text me in a while." He though on as he took a step "Thats not rite he always texts me at twelve. maybe should check my..." The wolf's face suddenly dropped as he searched his pockets franticly. "Crap!" He cried causing shoppers to look at him oddly, Growling and mumbling under his breath Rayne continued walking, He got close to the cafe in which he worked "i'll have to go back and grab it during lunch." he huffed opening the glass door hearing the small bell above him chime.

Moo tiredly rubbed his eyes as she looked about his room, His sandy brown walls and cream carpet made it look like a small coffee shop. There wasn't much, just a wardrobe, a desk with a laptop on it and a bed of course. He turned to the cream blinds blocking the morning sunlight from the room, pulling a cord they shot open as warm rays flooded into the room. Moo covered his eyes as the bright light blinded him for a second. He let his eyes adjust before getting out of bed and walking to he small pine wardrobe, he opened the door and just grabbed the first thing he saw, slipping on a white t-shirt and denim jeans she took a deep breath.
He was greeted be the smell of toasting bread before his ears twitched from the pop of a toaster down stairs.

The kitchen and dinning room were converted into one room, the kitchen had the basic appliances and the dining room was big enough for a four person oak table. Moo sat at the table and pushed his tail through the gap in the back of the chair, "Hey mom, have you seen my phone?" A short female fox stood washing some dishes, her red dress with white flower pattern spun elegantly with her body as she turned to face Moo she looked at him through clear green eyes and spoke with a soft calm voice.

"it was in the living room last time i saw it, i'll take a look for you one second." She walked out of the door. Moo looked down at a plate of buttered toast placed in front of him, he sighed and looked back as his mother as she reentered the room. "Here." she said sliding the phone across the table. Moo picked it up and began to text.

'Hey hunni it's me, can you call me as soon as you get the chance? <3 Moo.'

He toss the phone aside as his mother sat opposite him holding a cup of coffee. "You need to eat something you know?" She said with a concerned tone. Moo just sighed as he looked over his mothers shoulder and out of the kitchen window. "That dream again?" She asked. Moo picked up his toast and took a bite. "This isn't healthy you know, you stay up all night, your mind wanders all the time." Moo looked up placing the toast down. "I know, but." he paused just giving another sigh, "Look i'll go out and get some air, then i'll come back and we can talk all you want." He stood up and grabbed his phone. walking out of the door.

(attention this is a Boy and Boy fur-love story, i will be writing a boy and girl story after this)

The night was young in the small town of Vanshire, the moon was arise in full mystical glory and the stars accompanied by its side. The strong onyx sky lay above clear and beautiful, as all remained still in the night air. The Van river flowed through the hillside down through the fields, partly enshrouded in snake ferns, all but one small clearing. The large meander of the river had created small shores of pure white sands, that shimmered against the soft sapphire ripples of the cool crisp water. The moonlight shone the the broad branches of golden sycamore trees, as small rabbits drank from the oasis, The place seamed peaceful with nothing but the ambiance of birdsong and cricket chirps. It was tranquil, almost frozen in time. But all to soon small rabbit ears shot up as a snap of a twig came from the surrounding ferns, dust kicked up as tiny paws scrambled for nearby burrows. Then, silence, stillness. A faint rustle came from the ferns once more, shortly followed by a male voice.

"It's just through here." The voices was deep and clear, strong mix British accent. The rustling grew louder as a tall male red fox, emerged from the fern curtain. he stood six foot and had dark brown hair stretching down to his shoulders. Blue denim jeans and a red t-shirt covered his slim almost slender body, his murky green eyes glistened with the water reflection. He stood and took a long look at the beautiful scenery. A second voice came from where he had emerged.

"Moo, i'm, i'm kind of stuck." This voice was lighter than the first, but not by much, it was more american in accent, however seemed more clear than the fox. Moo tuned giving a light giggle. He leaned onto the ferns extending his hand, giving a light tug he pulled a slightly shorter black wolf from the fern covered shadow. He was about five foot four, more filled than the fox wearing baggy grey cargo pants and a white shirt, His short light brown hair flowed in the light breeze. He observed the area with clear brown eyes. "it's beautiful."he said almost losing his voice from awe. Moo walked over to the banking and sat on the cool dry sand, "i knew you would like it Rayne." He smiles and he patted the sand next to him. Rayne sat beside him as moo wrapped his arm around the wolfs shoulder pulling him in close. Moo looked up to the bundling of sycamores above them and pointed to a small hole in the center. "they say when the moon aligns with that point, fire flies gather here. Rayne looked up to where the fox had pointed resting his head on his shoulder "I love you Moo." Moo looked down to Rayne and opened his mouth to speak, but as he did his head was filled with a loud buzzing. He closed his eyes tight and as he opened them he found himself lying in his bed, his alarm sounding for the morning routine. He slammed a fist down upon it, causing the buzzing to stop. "I hate you to the utmost extent!" He growled sitting up in his bed.

(To be continued)

My stories run in 2 ways: Scripted and Para

Scripted mean the story is written in a script format

(The atmosphere seems dull and confused)

Me: This is an example, duh!

-you slap your forehead and laugh-

you: Of course, why did i not see this before?!

-we both laugh at each other-

Scripted key:
Name: text goes here - this is the spoken part of a character
-description- - this is a short bit of description about a characters actions or place
(voice) - this is used when a character changes his voice o a whisper, shout or so on.

Para (Paragraphed) is what is says on the tin, this is proper book format.
most of the time i will convert Scripted to Para when i have the time :D

i hope you enjoy!