That one moment where you realize something wonderful has transpired!!

This last week has been amazing! I have spent almost every spare moment with the most wonderful personality I could've asked to meet! My troubles have vanished. I just want to say however to the people keeping an eye on me. I have held to my word. How about you?

Just kidding, I know i don't ever fucking post on here!

How is everyone?

Got one, follow me at
djroachdenver

Where are you staying?
The Hotel

What day are you getting there?
8th- 11th (friday to sunday morning)

Who will you be rooming with?
 xxxangelusmortisxxx  hazyconfessions  jj_el_zorro

Are there any panels you might be attending?
Don't know yet..

Will you be suiting?
Yup


How old are you?
20

How tall are you?
5'10"

Can I talk to you?
Sure, I don't mind just as long as you aren't full of yourself

Can I touch you?
You have to clear it by  xxxangelusmortisxxx first.

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
You have to clear it by  xxxangelusmortisxxx first.

How can I find you?
I will be in the black and purple owl fursuit. Or I will be carrying around some DJ shit.

Can I visit your room?
And steal our booze? (you buy and you can come over)

Can I buy you drinks?
Not apposed to a beer

Can I give you stuff?
What stuff?

Are you nice?
I really am, however there are certain people that will swear on their lives otherwise (because they aren't the very good type)

Do you have a dealers or artist alley table?
Nope, I have a DJ slot though. Last one of the weekend! (Grand Finale anyone?)

Will you have art in the Art Show? General or Adult sections?
A DJ set?

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Yell Roach or approach me, or well I guess you could tap my shoulder.

Where will you be most of the time during the days?
Every where in the hotel?

What/where will you be eating?
Prefferably not garbage... Fast food gets old fast at these things...

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
I am not apposed, as long as you ask..... do not need any weird tag alongs

Can I take a picture of you?
Go for it!

My sweet mate is doing a YCH aution and needs to fill the open slot.... Not to mention I need to be outbid so I can spend the money on something else for her ;) (hints at adult) Prices are still very low for the quality work she puts out!! :> Check it out here!!!! http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13228129/

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?

Yes (friends includes mate right?)


2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?

All of the above


3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?

If you're standing at the bottom of the bed, I'm on the right


4. Do you masturbate?

Yes


5. How often? Lately?

Not very often, normally it's just my mate and I going straight to sex!


6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?

Nope


7. Do you prefer showers or baths?

Showers


8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?

Yes Definitely


9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?

Sometimes, my mate and I are talking about watching porn parodies


10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?

Both! It's boring just one way


11. Do you love someone on your watch list?

Yes! :> kimaaaaaaaa burd loves you!


12. Do you know all the people on your watch list?

Nope


13. Would you choose love or money?

Love!


14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?

Never really had any kinks?


15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?

Nope


16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?

My bedroom under romantic circumstances


17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?

A parks and rec mini forest (if that makes sense)


18. Have you ever been caught having sex?

Well my brother walks out of his room into some very unfortunate scenarios


19. Have you ever been to a strip club?

Nope, planning on it!


20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?

Nope.


21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?

Nope.


22. Ever been picked up in a bar?

Nope.


23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?

Not a chance


24. What's your sexual preference?

Straight

25. Had sex in a movie theater?

Nope.


26. Had sex in a bathroom?

Sure have


27. Have you ever had sex at work?

Um no :/


28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?

Sure have. It's best with a mate ;)


29. Bought something from an adult store?

Nope


30. Do you own any sex toys?

Nope


31. If yes, how many and what are they?

I got:
My hand!

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?

Only my mate!


33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?

Nope


34. Have you ever had phone sex?

Yes


35. Have you ever had cyber sex?

Yup


36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?

Um not really


37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Like too many to list


38. What's your favorite act?
Um the sex itself?


39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?

No (piques interest)


40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Too many People!

anyone interested hit me up, i got the urge to play mariokart, so my friend code is 4484-8544-0659

Well we have been planning this for a while now, and we finally got the time to go visit my family in Montrose. It was a wonderful drive up with my sweetheart, and I hope that these next couple days go by awesomely with her! <3

Planned on visiting some "friends" but you guys douched your way out of that! You know who you are ;)

Some of you are dense mother fuckers
Others are pompous pricks
While a very small amount of you are my friends!
Kudos to those of you who have managed to gain my friendship!

That is all!

Removed for the best interest of my mate

Check it out, has more of an electro club sound
Www.soundcloud.com/djspldragon/djroachfoxtrot

Well This is my summary of my first con and I must say, IT WAS FUCKING AMAZING

Friday: I arrived at about 6:00pm after I finished work, I walked in and met up with  drakethefox and  thebeyondone as well as  Keefer_the_Wolf we smoked hookah with each other on the pool deck. Then I headed up to  JWolfsky's and  sepskay's party to DJ. I threw down an awesome set as did  Boltfan25,  AsaclardyKitsune and  tekfox. Really cool meeting you guys, as well as many others at the suite party. After that I pretty much went home for the night.

Saturday:  drakethefox and I arrived back at double tree around 11:30am. I bounced around event to event checking things out and I hung out with the ever wonderful  xxxangelusmortisxxx I payed Miss  phantasmic to color a previous sketch I had commissioned from her, as well as purchased a badge from the awesome  Danji-Isthmus I was having loads of fun, so much infact I almost did not know what to do with myself haha! Later that evening  drakethefox and I started to get our party on. We had some beers, got invited to a room for shots and as I was walking about drunk,  areddpanda found me and was nice enough to invite me to her room party whilst calling me "drunky" <3 Made my night!! So I went to the room party for a bit and then left. While I was out and about I ran into a  SkittlesTheWolf and took a picture with her whilst inebriated. Later on the ground floor I found miss  FelisRandomis where she was holding a paper from her mouth asking to guess her age and fursona, and win a free sketch. I guessed 23 and a cat, low and behold she drew me a wonderful sketch of my sona <3
after that I went back to  areddpanda's party again for a few and then left on my way.

Sunday:  drakethefox and I arrive at double tree at 11:00am. Where I meet up with  xxxangelusmortisxxx again. We hang out at the dealer's den for a few where we purchase a few things. I received my awesome badge from  Danji-Isthmus and the amazing colored sketch from  phantasmic Love them both to death!!!! "thanks" after that  xxxangelusmortisxxx and I met up with  areddpanda and  draces for lunch at smash burger. we shared stories and laughed, over all it was a good time! Then I brought miss  xxxangelusmortisxxx home to finish her partial fursuit which turned out to be the most damn adorable thing I had seen the whole time at the con!  xxxangelusmortisxxx and I later returned. Sunday evening I met up with  serious-stripes and we did an impromtu DJ session in the game lounge and had a blast! I continued this until we were shut down by the RMFC staff and the took off, saying my goodbyes to everyone! :xxxangelusmortisxxx: and I then left wandering about Denver eventually ending up at her house enjoying hookah and a long night of sharing stories and thoughts! We parted ways where I went home and fell asleep at around 4:45 am <3 Night OWL

This was my first con and I have to say that it was amazing!!! I know I probably left something out but there was so much I could have written a novel haha!!! Cannot wait until next years!! (sorry if the icons in the summary are broken, I think I used too many!)

I'm running around rmfc , hmu!!! Message below

I'm going to a fur con, wtf am I doing with my life lol :>

I'm going to a fur con, wtf am I doing with my life lol :>

F5 for new icon by  xxxangelusmortisxxx

stole this from  drakethefox

in the comments:
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you love me?
5. Give me a nickname and explain why.
6. Describe me in 1 word.
7. What was your first impression of me?
8. Would you hug me?
9. What reminds you of me?
10. If you could give me anything, what would it be?
11. How well do you know me?
12. Are you gonna put this in your journal and see what I say about you?
13. Would you meet up with me?
14. Do you enjoy having me as a friend?
15. Would you spend some quality time with me?

so lets ask some questions

-Place of Shelter
My House with  drakethefox

-Time you show up if at all?
Friday evening

-lamborfeeties or vehicle
My car

-You sharing a room with someone
See first

-What the hell are you
Male

-Mateship status
single, straight, and looking for something more permanent, or a fling, either way


-Are you an old bastard
Nope I am
19

-From head to toe?
5 ft 10 inches

-Do you have an art form?
Well if DJ'ing counts?

-Is there a price for your art?
Case of Budlight Platinums

-You posses a artist table?
yeah my DJ Controller

-Trade some shit?
Depends on what it is, I do not have much

-Who do you slap hoes with (hang out)
Them Colorado Furs

-Do you have a sona skin?
Nope not yet

-You hitting up the parties?
Well I am DJ'ing a party on Friday night ;)

-Do you alcohol consume the drinks alcohol?
maybe??? ;)

-If I offer can I purchase a drink for you?
go for it, I'll be skeptical about it though

-Panels
what the fuck are those lol

-Public performance?
Yeah at a private party

-How should I talk to you?
Just be polite, Ill talk about anything most of the time

-How do I introduce myself?
Yell DJ Roach or BURD!!! at me then approach.

-Physical contact?
well I can not say no to a hug or hand shake from the guys, ladies, just as long as my manhood stays in tact, anything goes ;)

-Can I speak to you
Go for it

-can I donate monies to you
Uh no, sorry I am not a charity case

-Personality?
Loud, funny, friendly, obnoxious, DJ type haha!

They 'know' what is what, but they don't know what is what, They Just Strut, What The FUCK?
;)

any one ask me some shit!
btw new furry facebook is Kris Roach

So I have been flying sorta low on the radar.. I am going to RMFC this year, and I did apply to DJ a Dance.. they (rux bat) sent me back an email pretty much telling me to go fuck myself.. so I was in a delima, then  jwolfsky called me to DJ at his party.. So I showed up KILLED it and had a blast.. so now I am DJing his private dance at RMFC, and I am going to make sure that the son of a bi... regrets telling DJ Roach to screw off!

Don't hold back, tell me!!