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HOW DID THEY GET UP THERE?
AND WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY STILL EATING HALLOWEEN CANDY WHAT THE HELL GUYS YOU ARE FAT WHY IS THERE EVEN ANY LEFT?
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HOW DID THEY GET UP THERE?
AND WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY STILL EATING HALLOWEEN CANDY WHAT THE HELL GUYS YOU ARE FAT WHY IS THERE EVEN ANY LEFT?
well everyone else seems to be doing it.
Posted 17 years agostolen from like 5 people im watching.
[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
Oh noes, the guts to post something people might not agree with? on the internet?!
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
the only person i've ever seen on meth in person sat there and took apart and put together the same ball point pen for about an hour or so, so no.
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
PUNCH HER IN THE STOMACH WITH A COAT HANGER.
[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
the world, no. the US, probably not. that female is either Clinton or Palin, our life as a nation would be measured in weeks.
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
yes yes yes.it's a waste of tax payers' money to keep some of these people in prison. let's face it, if you've got multiple life sentences or no chance of parole, let's just kill you.
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
not really. though i've never been a fan of anything smoking related, cigarettes and cigars included.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
for premarital rape.
[08] Do you believe in God?
god as any of the major religions have painted it, no. "god" as some sort of being that uses creation as a form of entertainment for itself, sure.
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
im pretty neutral on that, but it couldn't possibly hurt anything.
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
dude, i live in texas. they are everywhere, grant not as bad this far north in texas, but still. where's that wall we were gonna build?
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
WHAT THE FUCK IS A TWELVE YEAR OLD DOING HAVING A BABY? abort that thing or have it and put it up for adoption, whichever would be safer for the girl. then punch her for being stupid, and punch her parents for being bad parents.
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
i've been drinking since i was about twelve (you get that with a russian/italian family) and was taught to respect alcohol and it's effects. i think people could handle a lower drinking age if they were taught like that, but most parents anymore aren't that responsible. so no.
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
a while ago, maybe. but we're in deep enough now that it would be a bigger mistake to just leave.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
yes. if someone really wants to take the coward's way out and kill themselves, at least man up enough to do it.
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
our kid will probably get backhanded on a regular basis.
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
no matter how patriotic you are, i don't think anyone would turn that down.
[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
McCain. but in a worst case scenario, mccain dies of old at some point during his term and the palin becomes president, and i move to puerto rico. seriously, that' woman is a dumbass.
[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
why should i be afraid of what i believe?
[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
Oh noes, the guts to post something people might not agree with? on the internet?!
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
the only person i've ever seen on meth in person sat there and took apart and put together the same ball point pen for about an hour or so, so no.
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
PUNCH HER IN THE STOMACH WITH A COAT HANGER.
[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
the world, no. the US, probably not. that female is either Clinton or Palin, our life as a nation would be measured in weeks.
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
yes yes yes.it's a waste of tax payers' money to keep some of these people in prison. let's face it, if you've got multiple life sentences or no chance of parole, let's just kill you.
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
not really. though i've never been a fan of anything smoking related, cigarettes and cigars included.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
for premarital rape.
[08] Do you believe in God?
god as any of the major religions have painted it, no. "god" as some sort of being that uses creation as a form of entertainment for itself, sure.
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
im pretty neutral on that, but it couldn't possibly hurt anything.
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
dude, i live in texas. they are everywhere, grant not as bad this far north in texas, but still. where's that wall we were gonna build?
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
WHAT THE FUCK IS A TWELVE YEAR OLD DOING HAVING A BABY? abort that thing or have it and put it up for adoption, whichever would be safer for the girl. then punch her for being stupid, and punch her parents for being bad parents.
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
i've been drinking since i was about twelve (you get that with a russian/italian family) and was taught to respect alcohol and it's effects. i think people could handle a lower drinking age if they were taught like that, but most parents anymore aren't that responsible. so no.
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
a while ago, maybe. but we're in deep enough now that it would be a bigger mistake to just leave.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
yes. if someone really wants to take the coward's way out and kill themselves, at least man up enough to do it.
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
our kid will probably get backhanded on a regular basis.
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
no matter how patriotic you are, i don't think anyone would turn that down.
[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
McCain. but in a worst case scenario, mccain dies of old at some point during his term and the palin becomes president, and i move to puerto rico. seriously, that' woman is a dumbass.
[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
why should i be afraid of what i believe?
why the hell not (warning dumb survey meme thing ahead)
Posted 17 years agoStoled from strawberrykit cause she's not home right now and im bored
Basics:
Name: Dan
Nickname: pyroko, roko, sust (really fuckin old), bun (only to Kami)
Fursona: um, some dumb blue bunny that makes bad music and likes to shoot things. oh and a striped cat.
Date of Birth: 07/15/1986
Birthplace: PA
Current Location: dumbfuck, TX
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: dark, dark brown, it might as well just be black, except when im in the sun alot
Height: 5'11" ish
Heritage: italian, russian, and czech (lol that country's not around anymore)
Piercings: nope
Tattoos: nah, maybe later
Favourite:
Animal: kitties, oh and bunnies
Band/Singer: as far as an actual band, not really.
Song: varies, currently Terras Makina, by Technetium (some makina/j-core artist you haven't heard of)
Movie: ever? fuck, prolly a toss up between Pulp Fiction, Army of Darkness, and The 6th Day
Disney Movie: The Great Mouse Detective, though of course noone ever remembers that one
Disney Show: fuck that noise
Disney Character: Cruella DeVille. psychosis is fun
TV show: house
Food: right now those dumb sandwich cookies from walmart that are $1.50 for like 200 of them
Pizza topping: pepperoni
Ice-Cream Flavor: cookie dough
Pocky Flavor: meh, the strawberry ones
Drink (alcoholic): a four horsemen, though tis prohibitively expensive
Soda: big red, and cherokee red
Cookie: Sugar and sammich cookies
Store: walmart cause we has no monies
Clothing Brand: cheap
Shoe Brand: those green expensive fucks i have
Season: spring, but not here. fuck.
Month: july cause tis my birthday
Convention/Holiday/Festival: DDR Festival lol
Flower: pretty things
Board game: motherfucking blokus. and risk, and stratego
This or That:
Sunny or rainy: rain
Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla, by far
Fruit or veggie: fruit, unless we're talking corn
Night or day: night, i get more done then
Sour or sweet: Sweet
Love or money: Money from the one I love. lol this was cute, so im keeping it.
Phone or in person: in person
Looks or personality: loosonality
Coffee or tea: Tea cause it requires less prep
Hot or cold: Hot
Your:
Goal for this year: get out of this house
Most missed memory: h4x c4b ;-;
Best physical feature: iunno, what you think?
First thought waking up: fuck i have to go to work
Hypothetical personality disorder: manic depression and mild psychosis
Preferred type of surgery: wat?
Sesame street alter ego: the letter 3
Fairytale alter ego: im a bit of an idealist, so the knight in shining armor type
Most stupid remark: probaby when i was little, and pronounced Tucson, AZ phonetically for like a year
Worst crime: i once killed a man in reno just to watch him die.
Greatest ambition: get out of debt and making some kind of name for myself, leave my mark on history
Greatest fear: being forgotten
Darkest secret: i hated The English Patient
Favorite subject: the one in this sentence
Strangest received gift: probably something kami bought me on a whim
Worst habit: spending too much money i don't have
Do You:
Smoke: fuck no
Drink: a bit
Curse: have you BEEN reading my answers?
Shower daily: ideally every other, not usually the case for us
Like thunderstorms: tons
Dance in the rain: haven't in a while
Sing: all the time
Play an instrument: a couple, clarinet, keyboard, and some guitar
Get along with your parents: for the most part
Wish on stars: occasionally
Believe in fate: there's no fate but what we make
Believe in love at first sight: to an extent
Can You:
Drive: durr
Sew: barely
Cook: see above
Speak another language: not really, i know a handful of german, but that's about it
Dance: horribly
Sing: wasn't this already asked?
Touch your nose with your tongue: the bottom of it
Whistle: not very well
Curl your tongue: yep
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: quite
Been Stoned/High: fuck no
Eaten Sushi: as much as i can afford to
Been in Love: i would say so
Skipped school: when i was in school
Made prank calls: who hasn't?
Sent someone a love letter: above
Stolen something: above too
Cried yourself to sleep: some
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person?: being Matthew George Ramirez
Are you right or left handed?: Right, though im somewhat ambidextrous
What is your bedtime?: anymore? between 2 and 4
Name three things you can't live without: kami, air, horrible music
What is the color of your room?: pink, blue and black.
Do you have any siblings?: gots an older sister
Do you have any pets?: two cats, though we left one with my parents in pa
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?: who's offering?
What is you middle name?: Anthony
What are you nicknames?: wasn't this one already done too?
Are you for or against gay marriage?: not really for, but i don't see a problem with it
What are your thoughts on abortion?: it's your cooch, you wanna pop a fetus out, you go right ahead
Do you have a crush on anyone?: have a crush or want to crush?
Are you afraid of the dark?: nah, it's comforting
How do you want to die?: the end of Dr. Stranglove
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day?: i'd guess around 7 or 8
Would you take a bullet for the one you love?: unquestionably
What is the last law you’ve broken?: lol international copyright laws.
Basics:
Name: Dan
Nickname: pyroko, roko, sust (really fuckin old), bun (only to Kami)
Fursona: um, some dumb blue bunny that makes bad music and likes to shoot things. oh and a striped cat.
Date of Birth: 07/15/1986
Birthplace: PA
Current Location: dumbfuck, TX
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: dark, dark brown, it might as well just be black, except when im in the sun alot
Height: 5'11" ish
Heritage: italian, russian, and czech (lol that country's not around anymore)
Piercings: nope
Tattoos: nah, maybe later
Favourite:
Animal: kitties, oh and bunnies
Band/Singer: as far as an actual band, not really.
Song: varies, currently Terras Makina, by Technetium (some makina/j-core artist you haven't heard of)
Movie: ever? fuck, prolly a toss up between Pulp Fiction, Army of Darkness, and The 6th Day
Disney Movie: The Great Mouse Detective, though of course noone ever remembers that one
Disney Show: fuck that noise
Disney Character: Cruella DeVille. psychosis is fun
TV show: house
Food: right now those dumb sandwich cookies from walmart that are $1.50 for like 200 of them
Pizza topping: pepperoni
Ice-Cream Flavor: cookie dough
Pocky Flavor: meh, the strawberry ones
Drink (alcoholic): a four horsemen, though tis prohibitively expensive
Soda: big red, and cherokee red
Cookie: Sugar and sammich cookies
Store: walmart cause we has no monies
Clothing Brand: cheap
Shoe Brand: those green expensive fucks i have
Season: spring, but not here. fuck.
Month: july cause tis my birthday
Convention/Holiday/Festival: DDR Festival lol
Flower: pretty things
Board game: motherfucking blokus. and risk, and stratego
This or That:
Sunny or rainy: rain
Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla, by far
Fruit or veggie: fruit, unless we're talking corn
Night or day: night, i get more done then
Sour or sweet: Sweet
Love or money: Money from the one I love. lol this was cute, so im keeping it.
Phone or in person: in person
Looks or personality: loosonality
Coffee or tea: Tea cause it requires less prep
Hot or cold: Hot
Your:
Goal for this year: get out of this house
Most missed memory: h4x c4b ;-;
Best physical feature: iunno, what you think?
First thought waking up: fuck i have to go to work
Hypothetical personality disorder: manic depression and mild psychosis
Preferred type of surgery: wat?
Sesame street alter ego: the letter 3
Fairytale alter ego: im a bit of an idealist, so the knight in shining armor type
Most stupid remark: probaby when i was little, and pronounced Tucson, AZ phonetically for like a year
Worst crime: i once killed a man in reno just to watch him die.
Greatest ambition: get out of debt and making some kind of name for myself, leave my mark on history
Greatest fear: being forgotten
Darkest secret: i hated The English Patient
Favorite subject: the one in this sentence
Strangest received gift: probably something kami bought me on a whim
Worst habit: spending too much money i don't have
Do You:
Smoke: fuck no
Drink: a bit
Curse: have you BEEN reading my answers?
Shower daily: ideally every other, not usually the case for us
Like thunderstorms: tons
Dance in the rain: haven't in a while
Sing: all the time
Play an instrument: a couple, clarinet, keyboard, and some guitar
Get along with your parents: for the most part
Wish on stars: occasionally
Believe in fate: there's no fate but what we make
Believe in love at first sight: to an extent
Can You:
Drive: durr
Sew: barely
Cook: see above
Speak another language: not really, i know a handful of german, but that's about it
Dance: horribly
Sing: wasn't this already asked?
Touch your nose with your tongue: the bottom of it
Whistle: not very well
Curl your tongue: yep
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: quite
Been Stoned/High: fuck no
Eaten Sushi: as much as i can afford to
Been in Love: i would say so
Skipped school: when i was in school
Made prank calls: who hasn't?
Sent someone a love letter: above
Stolen something: above too
Cried yourself to sleep: some
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person?: being Matthew George Ramirez
Are you right or left handed?: Right, though im somewhat ambidextrous
What is your bedtime?: anymore? between 2 and 4
Name three things you can't live without: kami, air, horrible music
What is the color of your room?: pink, blue and black.
Do you have any siblings?: gots an older sister
Do you have any pets?: two cats, though we left one with my parents in pa
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?: who's offering?
What is you middle name?: Anthony
What are you nicknames?: wasn't this one already done too?
Are you for or against gay marriage?: not really for, but i don't see a problem with it
What are your thoughts on abortion?: it's your cooch, you wanna pop a fetus out, you go right ahead
Do you have a crush on anyone?: have a crush or want to crush?
Are you afraid of the dark?: nah, it's comforting
How do you want to die?: the end of Dr. Stranglove
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day?: i'd guess around 7 or 8
Would you take a bullet for the one you love?: unquestionably
What is the last law you’ve broken?: lol international copyright laws.
