Bloody hell, I'm 23. Oh well.
Least there's always more fun in life. Like this weekend and tonight, for example.

So erm... yes.

You know, here's going to be one of those (oh yes, very rare) occasions in which I'm glad nobody bothers to read journals.

Apparently I have to ask the readers of this journal to ask me three questions which I apparently HAVE to answer. Allegedly.

So, what the fuck. Go. Joy. Ask. Even.
As if. z: )

Kittens are cute.

I'm drunk. What a shame.

Alchol + Internet journals = Bad idea.

This meme seemed like such a good idea...

I don't have an mp3 player, but to make it fair, I added all eight gigs of my music folder to Winamp's playlist, in all of its I-don't-know-what-the-fuck's-in-most-of-it glory. To make matters

worse, I don't have a lot of my favourite music encoded, seeing as I have it on CD or vinyl anyway. z: j

Adam bloody Sandler... I may have to kill Tom for making me wake up to that...

Grief, you know, I didn't realise I had the vast majority of this stuff.



IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

Here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.


Opening Credits:
- Apoptygma Berzerk - Eclipse

Waking Up:
- Adam Sandler - The Goat Song

First Day At School:
- Adam F - circles (Roni Size Remix)

Falling In Love:
- Elastica - 2-1

Fight Song:
- DJ Dan - Funk the System

Breaking Up:
- Suede - Electricity

Prom:
- Neuroticfish - Stop & Go

Life's OK:
- Nine Inch Nails - Just Like You Imagined

Mental Breakdown:
- Brian Eno - Deep Blue Day

Driving:
- DJ Shadow - Mightnight in a Perfect World

Flashback:
- Portishead - Roads

Getting Back Together:
- Xenotone - Untitled 4

Birth of Child:
- Assemblage 23 - I am the Rain

Wedding:
- Sublime - Rivers of Babylon

Final Battle:
- Radiohead - India Rubber

Death Scene:
- Aphex Twin - Windowlicker

Funeral Song:
- 8Ball & MJG - Can't Stop this Pimpin (Featuring Lil Jon)

End Credits:
- Battery - Strike



Elastica 2-1 was a particularly interesting match for 'falling in love.' Matches my attitudes fairly well. z: j

...and I REALLY don't want to know what sort of death scene has Windowlicker as the background music.

Hmmm.... then again... z: j

...I'm slightly inclined that my funeral song suddenly appeared on my playlist from thin air just to taunt me...

[A is for age]
22.

[B is for booze of choice]
Newcastle Brown Ale. Can drink it all day. Then fall over. z: )

[C is for career of choice]
Hippy stoner. Pity it's not a very sustainable choice.

[D is for your drug of choice]
Day to day? Cannabis. Big parties where I feel secure and have company in doing so? MDMA.

[E is for one essential item you use everyday]
Guitar?

[F is for favorite song at the moment]
Erm... let me think... erm... Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here has been infecting me lately.

[G is for favorite game]
Split between GTA: San Andreas and EVE Online.

[H is for Hometown]
Wallsend.

[I is for instruments you play]
Guitar, Keyboard, computer.

[J is for favorite juice]
Erm... any smoothie with bananas in it.

[K is for kids]
Kill kill kil kill them all, hunt them down! There shall be no clemency! ...Well alright, that's no good, but I would at least prefer they be muzzled.

[L is for last hug]
No-one is going to hug me anymore!? Sweet! My personal space thanks the world!

[M is for marriage?]
I'm... not really the type. *Shrugs.* Perhaps necessity will one day drive me.

[N is for nickname]
Starlight, Jiln, Vuulpiyne and strangest of all; Chris.

[O is for number of overnight hospital stays]
Erm... none, I think.

[P is for phobias]
Limitation of perception. Many soft slimy things, mainly 'The Blob' from that cheesey movie. Having dirty hands really pisses me off, don't know if that's a phobia.

[Q is for quote]
"It's easy to be miserable. Being happy is tougher - and cooler." - Thomas Edward Yorke.

[R is for biggest regret]
Erm... I... don't want to answer... at all.

[S is for singing]
I love singing... and some people say I have a good voice. I suspect otherwise though. z: )

[T is for time you woke up]
Noon.

[U is for underwear]
Commando. Boxers pinch and briefs strangle. I have freed myself of those oppressions.

[V is for vegetable you love]
I hate them all - shit for a vegetarian, I know... but I suppose I can tolerate Celery the most.

[W is for worst habit]
Being unable to give up my vanity - all other things stem from that.

[X is for number of x-rays you've got]
None. Though it should be one. I lost the pink slip.

[Y is for yummy food you make]
Cheese pizza.

[Z is for zodiac sign]
Saggitarious.