i'm leaving FA


i'm not joking

i will be a lurker from now on,since i have been posting exclusively on IB for ages

so if you wanna follow me and know where i am, please go and watch https://inkbunny.net/Andybanez

i will contuine on FA as a lurker only from now on . please be clear, i'm not having any hard feelings as reasons why i will delete my gallery or not update anything anymore ,it's just i no longer see FA as a motivating "challenge" ,since i feel i need to focus more on giving my support to newer and fast-growing places like IB rather than just being a small speckle here on FA

thank you for all those followed me thru this years


edit: every submission i posted is now in Scraps

..and the matter is the heaviest possible. unrivalled

RACISM


yep...you read right...and to be more precise...ZOO-ASSOCIATING RACISM

y'know..the classic "huh,niggers are APES" ..that commonly recurring saying amongst standard racial-based cussing "oh,those whide-nosed skulls,these broad necks,that heavily-grooved orbits....they look certainly like Gorillas" and so on


well.....my question is..... i browsed recently A LOT thru hunderds of pics and forum discussions underlineing how subtle the line between Human Races is in regards to crainum/skull shape moving from an ethnicity to another..and how overall every kinda discussion revolving around this, in almost EVERY kind of place in the INternet and whatnot seems to me like clearly underimplying a commonly collective game of teh "who looks like the monkeys most" (like some sorta Russian Roulette when one picks the handgun and see if can survive the next "click" of the trigger,letting aside ,for god's sake,the infamous HAPLOGROUP discussions,whose are even more a tell-tale of this "game" to me) implying that Apes represent the WORST ANIMAL SPECIES to which looking similar to,and peopel seem to challenge each other to "stay away the most possible to those who look like Monkeys/apes/Gibbons/gorillas/bonobos/lemurs/aye-aye and et al,...

and all of this led me thinking about something curious: how is it people discussing this under a poorly "hidden" racial point of view,fail EVERYWHERE to realize how Apes are...

TEH MOST INTELLIGENT SPECIMEN OF THE WHOLE EUARCHONTOGLIRES SUPERGROUP?

i really couldn't believe my eyes: NO ONE associating human races to monkeys realize how they Are the most EVOLVED species in the WHOLE ANIMAL KINGDOM (where maybe only Dolphins and some Bird species can rival,or even be better)...that's just incredible to me! i said to myself at this point "heck,if you want to be racist towards a given human species,why in the hell do you keep on associating them with teh MOST INTELLIGENT ONE? ,just pick a LESS INTELLIGENT species ,won't ya?" ofc oruse,that was a "sarcastic" thought overall,but after a while i said to myself..."you know what? yer'all associating Black people and Mongoloid/Asian/African/Mediterranean people with Monkeys? so why can't i associate EACH HUMAN SPECIES with an even more ancient and LESS EVOLVED suborder ,from where monkeys come from? cos i can say,at this point, i feel authorized to associate,let's say,GERMANS WITH SQUIRRELS for example!"

yes....Squirrels are simply some sorta of "evolved versions" of Mice,thus (under an objectively evolutionary point of view) LESS EVOLVED THAN A MONKEY..thus,in comparison,LESS INTELLIGENT and refined as behaviour than an APE (given ANY species,included lemurs and prosimias,partially) and on the other part Germans are today one of the most indirectly "hated" "ethnical group" in Europe (Merkel and Brexit and Bundesbank arguments and all that fuzz you probably heard about) ,they underwet that famous "Dolicochepalic" theory ,way back then at the beginning of WWII that marked that particular head's shape as a symbol of "supremacy" ,plus Germany is filled with Forests and "nut-based" chocolate products.... and what's the most "dolicochepalic" "forest-living nut-eating" animal i can remember about being ranked as "less evolved " than a monkey? YES! A SQUIRREL!

so...to me the scheme is clear: everybody play the "run from teh monkey" game between ethnies? well i'll start the "run from the SQUIRREL game" between Germans and teh WHOLE WORLD! after all, i like Germans,i like Germany,and i cannot hate them because of that....plus i LOVE squirrels....but the rest of the world (and Europe mainly) is in search of a "cuplrit"? GREAT! GO CHASE THE DAMN RODENT! XDDD cos under a surely way more objective point of view,Apes are DIRECTLY more evolved than a Rodent (of any kind) so telling a Black or a White or a Yellow person "you are an Ape" is almost a COMPLIMENT seen this way, expecially RIGHT NOW HUmanhood is doing its best to revert in ANY WAY this ,tho self-assigned,superiority "rank" that seems Humans as "Homo Sapiens" and Bonobos/Chimpanzees" as Pan PAniscus" (read on Wiki teh article where JAred Diamon proposes "Homo Paniscus" for the Bonobo and "PAN SAPIENS SAPIENS " for the HUman RAce as re-naming proposal to see what i mean more clearly) so we are ,all together,anyway,heading our species towards a future where "racists" will SERIOUSLY face an impossible problem to solve: how associating "Niggers" to monkeys IF MONKEYS ARE SUPERIOR TO HUMANS NOW! that will be a fun time ,i bet that!

oh and for the records...dear CATALANS..for me ,from now on youa re a BUNCH OF RED PANDAS AND TIGERS ..as well as yoru "ghated" cousins from Castilla are GIANT PACK OF LIONS AND CATS. same go fro my beloved French cousins (i'm from ITaly) YOUR TOWN IS EAGLES,SPARROWS,BLUJAYS AND SEAGULLS TOWN,don't forget that!

not to mention one of the most attractively mysterious towns in west europe: HUNGARY! MAGYARORSZAG TE VAGY à NEMZET MOSòMEDVE XDDDDD ( i like them too x3)

oooh but the best is yet to come... JAPAN! >8DDDD YOU ARE THE LAND OF EVERY BIRD SPECIES! YOU ARE THE BIRDLAND ,THE ONLY AND ORIGINAL!

and then here goes CHINA,the land of DUCKS AND PHOENIXES ..and and what about INDIA? land of TIGERS AND ..COWS X3

and a special place in my heart...FINLAND! IHANA MAA TIMANTTI TIKKA! <333

with all tteh due acknowledgements to teh "actual scandinavian" towns: Norway,Sweden and Iceland ! HAKKESPETT ER DITT ANDRE NAVN!!! (i left Danmark aside cos i wasn't unsure if associating a Red Fox ,[who knows why xD] or yet another kinda woodpecker)


oh...and..wait..i was forgetting a couple surely but...my own home town? what DO ITALIANS LOOK LIKE?


he he he *evil laugh* sadly for mty own town.. i hadn't a chance to be too forgiving

WE ARE PIRANHAS! >833

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzh21k8Lp7A

if i wanted to


but i can't even if i could

(YES..more about finnish x3)


i just realized "Januray" in Finnish is "TAMMIKUUTA"

>mfw in Finnish "Tammi" means "OAK"


god..how much i ADORE Ugrofinnic nature-based symbolism applied to everyday stuff x3

HAPPY NEW YEAR MY FRIENDS!

my new-years eve pic this year is entirely imaginary: blueberry ,my bluejay, and patty one of my duck characters hugging each other on top fo a roof ,covered in snow,and firecrackers drawing a giant squat pose in the sky..

i know it's not much..but its okay


HAPPY NEW YEAR ANYWAY! <333

"Merry christmas Furry/fur-covered friends"

sorry.just a journa this year,but to mmy great disbelief, this is teh first time in a LIFETIME i happened to be caught by a giant-ass COLD ..right into my nose! i slept nearly 23 HOURS in tje last 2 days just to be able and to stand up on my legs x333...and i NEVER FALL SICK ,it never happens to me regularly..and the next thing i know,i happen to get a nasty flu after thents of years right ON CHRISTMAS..go figure!


so i hope you all will have a great and healthy holiday times and i wish tons Squirrels Hazelnuts and Red Pandas l <3

Merry Xmush! <3

...but i swear on my mother's name (and i ADORE my mom) ..

I

JUST

CANT

FIND

ANYTHING

I


LIKE

ON

ANY

PORN

SITE!!!


i fucking swear it! NO EXISTING porn site gives me what i'm after truly! no-single-fucking-one of 97% porn sites give sme what my fantasies require!

except maybe g-spot massageing adnd Prostate orgasms most of whose ,tho,are stil very sterotypically.executed and very few of them feel truly-straight-to-heaven in watching ...i mean,those who receive them feel to me as being ABSOLUTELY unsensitive towards any kind of intimate genital manipulation..and it irks me to no end..it all looks so fake and unsatisfying to me!! holy damn, i'd DIE IN HEARTACHE at the bare thought of receiving the faintest stimuli,and those get their glands juiced for HOURS without a flinch...goddamn...that makes me mad,so damn mad!

i swear,publically, i do not care about making a fool of myself,i NEVER FAPPED on these videos...NEVER IN MY LIFE...for unusual it might sounds....MY OWN DDRAWINGS SATIFSY MY FANTASIES MUCH MORE THAN ANY PORN VIDEO!


i cant explain it..but it is such!

sorry....i had to share this..since it is clear this is one of the veyr few places where one can talk about this kind of things with some sorta fairly granted freedom...


i think

MISTLETOE SCHMISTLETOE,I'VE GOT MACE


i spent almost 5 YEARS trying to decipher this idiomatic expression,i can't wrapmy headd around it,since i'm not mothertongue nor American..so i completely failed into grasping the true sense of this expression..can somebody help me?

...something i can't even believe i just realized....



CHRIS-CHAN IS THE GOD OF WORLDWIDE TROLLS



NOBODY PUSHED THE BUNDARIES OF TROLLING ART THIS FAR

HE TROLLED SEX
PUBLIC SECURITY
POLITICS
TROLLS THEMSELVES
ANONS
RELIGIONS
HE TROLLED HIMSELF TROLLING HIS WAY TRHOUGH THE WORLD

HE IS THE LOKI OF TROLLS..NO ..WAIT THE ZEUS OF TROLLS!

..this is the time where i can't just even less than possibly conceived before...

what's the right pronounciation of HERSHEY?

....there are certain things in life that are MADE HARDER than they already are

FINNISH LANGAUGE IS ONE OF THESE!

sure..i DO butthurt a little for teh fact i KNOW i will HARDLY be able to learn it one day--but damn...

to be clear and coincise : Finnish does is the HARDEST LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD gramatically-wise.but analyzing carefully some morphological aspects of said language ,and bearing in mind i'm not speaking about an INDO-EUROPEAN language ..i realized that there are some FORCEDLY RATIONALIZED grammatical rules that woudl need to be approached in a non-rational way (for absurd this might sound)

for example (i wil try to be clear): the agglutinative thematical conjugation where one needs to know teh Theme and teh Root and then a characterizing particle and then a suffix to BEGIN to figure out how to decline a finnish word look to me like an Adult trying to cut apart a giant rainbow-shaded Plasticine blob made from kids and trying to dissect each colour the kids put together plus trying to give each colour a scientifically accurate name: THAT IS A FRIGGING RAINBOW BALL ITS NOT AN EQUATION YOU DUMBASS!

what does this imply you may ask? i wil cut it short: FInnish would easily be a language a newborn could speak from teh first day of its life before even begin speaking its mothertongue ,because is a language made out of INCONSCIOUS,NON-RATIONAL.NON SAMPLEABLE ELEMENTS a feature EVERY NON-INDOEUROPEAN LANGUAGE BEARS,Japanese and Chinese included!

and if this is still not so clear (and i could fear it is) that is A POSITIVE THING to me, its a PLUS POINT,not a flaw..instead..what do i find? i find that those "Irrationally good" gramatical elements got RATIONALIZED by the of course standardized scheme of grammatical declensions/classifications used for INDO-EUROPEAN LANGUAGES thus,in my opinion,making Finnish 10 TIMES HARDER THAN IT COULD BE!

i know this sound totally scatterbrained and senseless for many ,and surely my counterexplainations may look weak and inconsistent..but i swear this is to me the reason why a language like also Chinese is still so hard to leanr vowel-wise to many: those "tonal" stresses aren't nothing but "inconscious - driven" suggestions people gave to their own langauge over teh Centuries..a thing i don't seem to see happen amongst Indo-European Langauges...and ironically enough..ENGLISH might be one of those "partially-inconscious-driven" languages being not casually one of the ODDEST langauges ever invented,and if i recall correctly, many say english has borrowed A LOT from many langauges around teh world

infact,don't tell me you english-native speakers ,being mothertongue,unlike me,did never SWEAR and CURSE your own language for its very often incomprehensible exceptions at least once! well..if you did...now you know you did GOOD! at least for me..cos under my perspective both FINNISH AND ENGLISH come (i can't believe it) from teh SAME THOUGHT-SOURCE: THE INCONSCIOUS!

this might be why often those who don't care speaking a language perfectly end up speaking it BETTER than those committed to it harder: they use the INTUITION to learn it! i'm not joking!

believe me ,this is just an hypothesis, and a very wild one,i DO think the day somebody will finally tke control over their Intuition and Inconscious-driven "signals" Finnish and english will INSTANTLY become teh EASIEST langauges in the world!

# youa re free to ignore this journal after all,i just felt the need to express,really badly,what i instinctively felt in regards learning certain kind of langauges..

..remember

BIRDS..



ARE ALWAYS RIGHT




BIRDS





ARE PERFECT


@v@

...but if there's one..i know its name


JOHN SCHARMEN a.k.a  sankam


he's the best most awesome artist furry fandome ever knewn

everybody else comes after him!

i'm not joking!


Mr,Don Bluth,wherever you might be right now..remember this name

HE'S YOUR SUCCEEDER!

EDIT: and he ,as  Mavuriku and very few others dared to extend Red Panda's expressiveness,livelyness,true-life feel and attitude way beyond anybody else ever dared to even dream! he shown WHY red pandas must be thanked upon: THEY ARE THE TRUE ENGINE OF TODAY'S FURRY FANDOM,THEY BROUGHT A SPLASH OF RENEWAL NO OTHER MAMMAL SPECIES EVER COULD ,AFTER SO MANY YEARS OF SOLELY VIXEN-DOMINATED ART-POSTING

sense of guilt acting as a fuel for it is the true one



sense of guilt stays to terrorism as hinges stays to wooden doors


centuries...millenniums..stacking guilt over and over,and that is the result

oh and be this said: JE SUIS CHARLIE AUSSI AUJOURD'HUI



all the Birds Go to Heaven...

many nude deers for you i wish <3333

..filled with sweets,gifts,and fluffy curvy squirrels all around <3333

wishing you all a night plenty with Pumpkin-round boobied Re PAnda babes and ghostface-shaped buttocked squirrels! ^w^ <333

i stil cannot believe it...and yet i can only say "thank you" to him for makeing me seeing Rabbits under a way sexier and wilder perspective (his white bunny female )

..yet..

shortest,and most intense vacation time i ever had

period.

once more..

i happened to reach 10k views a coupel years ago when i had my now unused account..so i guess i can say THANK YOU for my "new" 10k milestone,even tho my sole submissions here are teaser-like preview pics (with link on my IB account) and not much more

but thank you anyway for stopped by my page at least ^^

why didn't Disney think about it ? come on..its more than 30 YEARS The Fox and teh HOund has been out ,and still we don't manage to know anything about the all-time most favourite Vixen character's childhood?

where's Walt when we TRULY need him ?

hens moms kick asses

theya re literally the bird version of female Mice: Wild Awesomeness x3

thank you for be postin tasteful submissions in the last couple days 8D

its been awhile since the last time i saw such bountyful batches of tastefully drawn/conceived submission..FA had been quite boring lately


thank you!

said flat-out and without veils at all

I'LL BE 30 TOMORROW


;_;

..ever drew by MGM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnvVA4M2m_U

at 00:28 especially,never saw such immense amount of watery-plumply moon-milkly melancholically cute mommyness into an aquatic bird before ,in a children-addressed cartoon especially

gosh..how come cartoonmakers were so uptight and moralized yet so unexpectedly wildly naturally poetical and sensuousy adorable as character makin-up back in the 50's? that is a mistery to me O_o