So today I went to a furry BBQ. It started at 12 but I left my house at around 9 so I could meet some friends and ride the light raildown to the BBQ with them. I couldn't get a hold of my friend so I ended up waiting for about an hour-and-a-half at the park for them. They got there a little past 12. We talked and played frisbee, normal BBQ stuff. Then me and two other people were having a random conversation about oranges.(Don't ask me I have no idea why) One of my friends said that I smelled like oranges. I checked and I actually did, so he shouts "Everbody come and smell him, he smells like oranges." So I had like 7 people come up and smell me. Two of the people, one in a fursuit, decided it would be funny to start humping my leg. Then my other friend joined in, I broke them off of me.(I attract awkward situations I swear it.) After about 3 hours there we decided to go to Mill Ave and walk around. We go to Mojo's frozen yogurt shop and get some yogurt.(Of course, what else would we get at a yogurt shop?) We stopped at several shops including: a few smoke shops, some novelty shops, and a farmers market. We stopped at a record store and I got a used copy of one of my favorite PS1 games.(Oddworld) After all that we grabbed each others tails and marched down the street with Nyan Cat playing while we went to the Light rail. When we got on the light rail I was the only person out of standing up. A group of drunk breast cancer awareness supporters saw my tail and were amazed by it. They were shouting at me to turn around so they could take pictures of my ass. I didn't really want to but one of them came over and asked nicely so I took a picture with her. Not wanting my friend to be left out, I told them he had a tail as well. They made him get up and they were getting pictures with both of us.( Me and him were in hysterics for laughing so much) After all that, they asked us why we were wearing tails. So my friend being the nice guy he is, Goes over and has a chat with them about what a furry is. After that they got off, and we all went our separate ways. All in all, this was the best fucking day I've had in a long time.


TL;DR I went to a BBQ, was sniffed and humped by strangers, and was camera-attacked by drunk breast cancer awareness peoples. BEST FUCKING DAY EVER!

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Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
(x) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 2

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x ) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 5

Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 8

Level 4
( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Furaffinity Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 9

Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 12

Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
( ) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 15

Level 7
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 19

Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
( ) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 23

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 24

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 28

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
(x) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 32

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 34

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 38

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
( ) Swam In The Ocean
( ) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 39

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 44

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 47

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 51

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 52

Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 53

Level 21
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
(x) Kicked A Fish
( ) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 56

Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 59

Level 23
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 62

Level 24
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
(x) Gone Streaking
(x) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 65

Level 25
(x) Played Chinese Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger (Does sarcasm count?)
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 69(insert obvious joke here.)

Level 26
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 73

Level 27
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(x) French Braided Someones Hair(horribly)
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
(x) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 78

Level 28
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
(x) Black-Mailed Someone
(x) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 83

Level 29
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(x) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 88

Level 30
(x) Been shot at/or at gunpoint(Do BB guns count?)
( ) Had sex in the rain
(x) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
Total: 92

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I've Done __ of the 120 stupidest things. (with your total in that blank spot.)