A friend of mine's been teaching me how to draw, plus she's got a ton of doodles of me. Plus I know that somewhere around this website are tons more doodles of me.

God I really hope no one notices that I'm back here, please dont pay attention to me, people from my past. LOLOL.

But what I'm TRYING to say here is that you all are about to be murdered by my horrible attempts at that thing ya'll call art. I figured since I already had this thing I'd just fucking use it. Oh and better yet, our printer/scanner combo is busted so only the printer part works. You know what THAT means? It means terrible webcam pictures of my drawings, bitches. Oh and probably my stupid poetry and shit too. I'm in a poetry class at school, so if I come up with anything worth showing I'll shove it here.


Uh.
So.
There's porn on here too, so I'm down for that.

No really. I'm bored. Talk to me.

Not that anyone cares, but i'll try to be on FA more.

People were mad at me.

Every year on All Hallow's Eve (my day of birth) i have a huge themed costume/roleplay/fanboi party in which I get to dictate the part that each of my friends will play in our huge play thing themed from movies and shit.

Last Year: Superhero
Year Before: Rocky Horror

This Year: REPO! BITCHEZ

Like the year we did Rocky Horror this includes acting and singing along with the movie at least three times, plus roleplaying in character for the majority of the night. And yes, I already have the characters and whos who all picked out. DOOD IT SHALL BE AMAZING. We've already started practicing and everything. And the shit isn't even videotaped or anything. >__> THAT WOULD RUIN IT ANYWAY.

Parts:

Shiloh: Genni-kiddo
Nathan: Vlad
Rotti Largo: Ethan
Blind Mag: Ellie
Marni: Tammy
Pavi: ME ME ME ME
Luigi: Jamey
Amber Sweet: Andy
Graverobber: Leon

Random Extras:
Scelia
Terry
Robin
Natalie
Richard
Lisa
And possibly other people if they decide to show up.

I AM EXCITED but why does it have to be so faaar awaaay?
Pavi's part isn't hard to play. Pretty much I just have to be myself but gay-er.

Level 1
(X) Smoked A Cigarette
(X) Smoked A Cigar
(X) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex (dude, if I hadn't...how weird would THAT be?)
SO FAR: 3

Level 2
(X) Are / Been In Love
(X) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
(X) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 6

Level 3
(X) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(X) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(X) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 9

Level 4
(X) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Furaffinity Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(X) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 11

Level 5
( ) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
( ) Met Someone Through Internet
(X) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 12

Level 6
(X) Been In An Abusive Relationship (murr)
(X) Taken Pain Killers
(X) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(X) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(X) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 17

Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
(X) Flown A Kite
(X) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
(X) Played Dress Up (FFFYEAH When your birthdays on Halloween...)
SO FAR: 20

Level 8
(X) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(X) Gone Sledding
(X) Cheated While Playing A Game
(X) Been Lonely
(X) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 25

Level 10
(X) Watched The Sun Set
(X) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 27

Level 11
(X) Been Tickled (*sing* I was tickled by a girl and I liiiked it */sing*)
(X) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(X) Been cheated on (Still not 100% sure about that one, but I think so.)
(X) Been Misunderstood (BAW I AM SO MISUNDERSTOOOD)
SO FAR: 31

Level 12
(X) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School (That ones surprising, huh.)
(X) Had Detention
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 33

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
(X) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(X) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 35

Level 14
( ) Hated The Way You Look
(X) Witnessed A Crime
(X) Pole Danced
(X) Questioned Your Heart (Oh god I'm so emo)
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 36

Level 15
(X) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(X) Swam In The Ocean
(X) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 39

Level 16
(X) Cried Yourself To Sleep (Emo maaan emo maaan doin the things only a pussy caaan)
( ) Played Cops And Robbers
(X) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(X) Sang Karaoke
(X) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 43

Level 17
(X) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(X) Made Prank Phone Calls
(X) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(X) Kissed In The Rain ([strike]Brian's[/strike] My favorite.)
SO FAR: 47

Level 18
(X) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(X) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(X) Blown Bubbles
(X) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 51

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
(X) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(X) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey (Oh I just wish)
SO FAR: 53

Level 20
(X) Worn Pearls (Halloween two years ago. Rocky Horror Theme)
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(X) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
() Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 55

Level 21
(X) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
( ) Kicked A Fish
(X) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes (Halloween two years ago. Rocky Horror theme)
(X) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars (Where DONT i sit to watch stars?)
SO FAR: 58

Level 22
(X) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(X) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel (ATTEMPT)
(X) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(X) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 62

Level 23
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(X) Climbed A Tree
(X) Had/Been In A Tree House
(X) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone (I AM A MANLY MAN)
SO FAR: 65

Level 24
(X) Believed In Ghosts (If you knew me you would realize why that is a dumb thing to ask me.)
(X) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes (I probably do. I dont know, I dont wanna count.)
(X) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 68

Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken (What?)
(X) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(X) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger (When you're me, it happens all the time.)
(X) Broken A Bone
(X) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 72

Level 26
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
(X) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one (You dont get to know which one I've done.)
(X) Caught A Butterfly
(X) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(X) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 77

Level 27
(X) Mooned/Flashed Someone (Duh)
(X) Had Someone Moon/Flash You (Again...duh.)
(X) Cheated On A Test
(X) Forgotten Someone's Name
(X) French Braided Someones Hair
(X) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 83

Level 28
(X) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(X) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 85

Level 29
(X) Been Used
(X) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(X) Bitten Someone
(X) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 89

Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
(X) Had sex in the rain (YEAH THATS RIGHT)
( ) Flattened someones tires
( ) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(X) Got five dollars or less worth of gas (Either your poor or old. I'm poor.)
TOTAL: 91


JEEZE, EL, YOU HAVENT DONE ANYTHING

TWENTY WHATS:

[1] What hair color would you like to have? The one i've got. Dark reddish-brown.
[2] What is your middle name? ...*mutter* Abraham.
[3] What is your current relationship status? All over the place. BUT I LIKE IT LIEK THAT.
[4] What makes you happy? Sex, food, and rock and roll. Skip the drugs, mostly.
[5] What is your current mood? Uh..horny, hungry, and tried. Those are basically all I ever am.
[6] What color underwear are you wearing? I'm with Ellie on that one: I hardly know what that is.
[7] What is your eye color? Stormy gray.
[8] What song is stuck in your head? ....SPICE GIRLS. I'M NOT ASHAMED OF IT EITHER. I AM MANLY, SCREW YOU.
[9] What are you eating/drinking at the moment? Pop...I mean soda. Sorry Ellie. ITS ROOT BEER BITCHEXZ.
[10] What color are your bed sheets? When they stay ON my bed they're red. Or white. Or gray. Depending.
[11] What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? ...thats...not creepy at all. ELLIE STOP GIVING THE INTERNET YOUR PHONE NUMBER. ITS GONNA CALL AND DEMAND PHONE SEX-- oh wait thats me...
[12] What is the most important part of your life? The people I love. And music.
[13] What always makes you feel better when you’re upset? MUSIC, MAN, MUSIC
[14] What should you be doing? ...I could probably be doing something productive, but I cant think of what that'd be at the moment.
[15] What is the wallpaper on your cell phone? Some black and red squiggly stuff...
[16] What were you doing at 8 a.m. this morning? @.@ That early?? I was asleep, duh.
[17] What were you doing 30 minutes ago? GUITAAAR HEEEROOOOOOOOOO~
[18] What is the best ice cream flavor? Chocolate. CHOOCOOLLAAATE.
[19} What are you wearing right now? Marvel Comics shirt, jeans, the dogtag, my collar, and my NIN arm warmery thing.
[20] What is your birthstone? Whatever is for October.

FIVE WHERES:

[21] Where is your profile picture taken? ...eh?
[22] Where are you right now? Chillaxin on the couch.
[23] Where is your favorite vacation spot? OREGON COAST BITCHEZ
[24] Where is one place you want to visit before you die? The lands of my ancestors, somewhere up in Europe. *laugh*
[25] Where were you born? Portland, Oregon.

THIRTY DO'S:

[26] Do you act differently around your crush? Besides exuding a crazy amount of sex appeal? No.
[27] Do you speak any other language? I LIKE ENGLISH. KEEP THE OTHER ONES AWAY FROM ME. But...I did take Spanish in high school. Not that I remember any of it.
[28] Do you still watch kiddy tv shows? FFF THE BACKYARDIGANS. WUT. DONT JUDGE ME HO.
[29] Do you like to travel by plane? As long as I dont have Ellie there bein' like "Y'know, I saw this thing on the discovery channel about this plane that crashed in the middle of the ocean and--"
[30] Do you know the muffin man? That bitch owes me money.
[31] Do you hate anyone right now? Your mom. She's a bad lay.
[32] Do you ever wish you were someone else? Yeah, a lot of times, but who doesnt? (besides apparently you, Ellie.)
[33] Do you still talk to the person you fell hardest for? ...naw. Her and I sorta fell outta touch like...forever ago.
[34] Do you celebrate your half-birthday? No. I dont even know when that'd be...
[35] Do you think you are a good person? Yeah, now I am.
[36] Do you have a tan line? Pfft. Tan? Me? Never. I dont tan, I burn. It comes from being a secret redhead. I hafta fake-tan if I need a tan.
[37] Do you eat healthy? Well. I wanna be a personal trainer some day. So I'd like to say that I do. But no. Not really at all.
[38] Do you like someone right now? Yeeeah, that comes with the territory of being me.
[39] Do you have a dog? YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS I DO. HIS NAME IS LEON AND HE-- Oh wait...thats my boyfriend.
[40] Do you have plans tonight? Call Ellie. That is the only thing on my agenda.
[41] Do you have any friends on facebook that you actually hate? Facebook..facebook...whats that again?
[42] Do you miss your past? NO
[43] Do you want children? YES.
[44] Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? Depends on who is working the register, and who is working the hole. I like to mess with drive-thru people, and I like to hit on the register people. So...its a careful decision.
[45] Do you try to blend in with the crowd, or prefer to stand out? Stand out man, its the only way to go.
[46] Do you have any old calendars in your room? Actually, yeah. I've got one hanging up thats from like...November.
[47] Do you miss anyone? Yeah. Two people. I miss them a lot. Jessica and Mark.
[48] Do you play an instrument? GUITAAAAR babe. And i sing. Like a fuckin rock n' roll angel.
[49] Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot? You bet your mothers sweet ass I do :P
[50] Do you like the snow? FFF YES PLEASE WHY IS IT SUMMER WHEN IT COULD BE WINTER?
[51] Do you need to pee? What a strange question. I will answer it with another question. Why do you care?
[52] Do you believe EXes can be friends? Sure. Depends, though, on how much the two of you mean to eachother.
[53] Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk? CHOCOLATE ANYTHIGN IS GOD.
[54] Do you get nervous in front of crowds? Pfft. No.
[55] Do you get good grades? Er...moderate.

FIVE IFS:

[56] If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? Wolf. Aroo.
[57] If you could have 3 superpowers what would they be? Shapeshifting (cuz...the whole...werewolf thing) and super-strength, and ...and...SCREW IT I WANNA BE BATMAN.
[58] If you could cheat on a test, would you? Maybe. Depends on who the teacher giving the test was.
[59] If you could have one wish, what would it be for? Heh. Only a few people get to know that. And the internet as a whole is not one of them.
[60] If you could go back in time and change the past, would you? Yeah. My past...fuck, if I could change it, I would in a heartbeat.

TEN HAVES:

[61] Have you ever had a near death experience? Er..not that I recall.
[62] Have you ever fired a gun? Yeah.
[63] Have you ever had your heart broken? Youuu betcha.
[64] Have you ever been out of the country? Oh Caaanaadaaah
[65] Have you ever done something outrageously dumb? Fff. When you're me, you do something outrageously dumb every day.
[66] Have you felt sad in the past week? Sure.
[67] Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend? Yup.
[68] Have you ever dated someone younger than you? Yep.
[69] Have you ever completely flunked a test? Yep
[70] Have you ever gotten a detention? ME? DETENTION?? NEVER!! *sarcasm sarcasm*

FIFTEEN MISCELLANEOUS:

[71] Why did you get a facebook page? I didnt. Dont make me lie.
[72] Why did your parents give you the name you have? Because its a family name.
[73] Will you talk to the person you like tonight? Ellie? Yeah, i'm supposed to call her.
[74] Are you any good at math? er..no.
[75] Name someone with the same birthday as you? SATAN. No, actually, that Kira guy.
[76] Name someone who made you smile today? THE BEEBEE
[77] Name something you don’t leave the house without? My collar and my wallet.
[78] Name the person that you have been friends with the longest? *think* Have I known Leon or Ellie longer..? Oh yeah, Leo was afraid of me for a while. So Ellie.
[79] Is anyone jealous of you? If they arent they should be.
[80] Does the future scare you? No, not really. I'm pretty confident in myself.
[81] Does your crush like you back? <3
[82] How did you get one of your scars? ..erk...well, I have a lot of those. Oh, okay, the little one on my knee is from falling off a wagon when I was really little.
[83] Are you a morning person or a night person? MORNING? Hisssss.
[84] Is your phone close to you? In my pocket.
[85] Can you curl your tongue? And do more than that, murr.

FIFTEEN THE LAST…:

[86] Movie you watched? Repo! The Genetic Opera. Getting ideas for my party this year.
[87] Person you hugged? THE BEEBEE
[88] Person you talked to on the phone? Leon. He wanted to know if I wanted to go downtown with him, but I opted out.
[89] Person you texted? Ellie, cuz I forgot I cant text her.
[90] Person you kissed? Leon.
[91] Person you sent a comment/message on facebook. None?
[92] Song you listened to? My phone rang (dumb people, ignored) and my default tone's NIN Closer. So that'd be it.
[93] Time you cried? Uhhh...prolly like...two weeks ago or something. I'm an emotional baby. I cry a lot.
[94] Time you were on a plane? Its been a while.
[95] Person you said “I love you” to? Leon.
[96] Place you went out to eat? McDonalds.
[97] Person who worried about you? Uuuh....Iunno?
[98] Time you were told you were beautiful/handsome/good looking? EVERY DAY FREAK.
[99] Time you were sick? Dude..its been a long-ass time. I dont ever get sick.
[100] Thing you drank? This popimeansoda.
[101] Thing you ate? Pudding.