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General | Posted 13 years agoI missed International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Fuuuuck. ;A;!
Also birthday in 12 days. >:Y What is with this getting older thing?
Also birthday in 12 days. >:Y What is with this getting older thing?
TMI Tuesday thing
General | Posted 13 years agoNever done this before, but uh..
Yeah, ask me anything! In character, out of character, whatever!
Yeah, ask me anything! In character, out of character, whatever!
Alright Preds~ (Now Closed)
General | Posted 13 years agoWARNING: These positions are risky, and there is a chance you will be devoured, referenced to having been devoured, or shrunk.
So, like last time, leave your name, species, preferred means of eating things, and whether or not you are alright with being shrunken/devoured/etc.
Thanks all for your participation. The squad's a little more beefed out for certain scenes, which is good and appreciated. :3 Keep an eye out!
Alright Snacks~ (Now closed)
General | Posted 13 years agoAs prey, I'm looking for things to get you in trouble with the 'law'.
So throw up name, profile, crime, and preferred punishment. (Slurped up where, and for how long.)
I have aloooot of names to put in. X3 thank you all for the offers guys. I'll see how long it takes me to write. Hope you enjoy it when it comes out.
Ah.. Ahh..! Ahh!! Oh gods..! Yes..! More-
General | Posted 13 years ago..!
So yeah, had a potential job offer on the table that was going well. Interview went well, got asked to come back. Was looking keen and forward to it.
Come back, do the day-long work-training, background information and testing stuff, going well. Speaker is vibrant, energetic, selling us well.
I was totally in for it! Really, I was!
At least until I heard '9:30 AM 'till 8:30 PM.' I was dubious, but.. yeah, I could still do that.
'6 days a week.'
Wait.. What? 66 hour weeks?
On commission work? Free-lance?
Pay not guaranteed?
Now, I love making money as much as the next guy. I would have -loved- to be making 50-80k a year.
...But if I don't have the time of day to -enjoy- the money I'm making? What's the fucking point? >:C
Back to the drawing board. :/
So yeah, had a potential job offer on the table that was going well. Interview went well, got asked to come back. Was looking keen and forward to it.
Come back, do the day-long work-training, background information and testing stuff, going well. Speaker is vibrant, energetic, selling us well.
I was totally in for it! Really, I was!
At least until I heard '9:30 AM 'till 8:30 PM.' I was dubious, but.. yeah, I could still do that.
'6 days a week.'
Wait.. What? 66 hour weeks?
On commission work? Free-lance?
Pay not guaranteed?
Now, I love making money as much as the next guy. I would have -loved- to be making 50-80k a year.
...But if I don't have the time of day to -enjoy- the money I'm making? What's the fucking point? >:C
Back to the drawing board. :/
Toronto Furs.
General | Posted 13 years agoI'll be in town 11th - 13th, it seems.
Lemme know if you're free!
Lemme know if you're free!
Some kinda 'getting to know you' Journal.
General | Posted 13 years ago1. How tall are you?
5'10"
2. Natural hair color? (if you can remember it)
Dirty blonde
3. What about eye color?
Slate Grey
4. What orientation are you?
Gay. Though I can appreciate women, I wouldn't do one.
5. What do you do in your spare time?
Writing, drawing, chatting, gaming, movies, walking, hiking, swimming (When available) Table-top RPGs.
6. What's your job?
Trained as a Massage therapist, but between jobs at the mo'.
7. What's one thing you like about yourself?
Hard to say. There's lots.
8. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
I have a bad habbit of laziness.
9. What's some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
The grin.
10. Of what faith/religion are you(if any at all?)
Agnostic
11. Do you drink?
Never. Ever. Ever.
12. Do you smoke?
Only after sex. Might have to trim down there. :/ Brush fires suck.
13. What are your fears?
The Dark. Dying. Being blind.
14. What are your dreams/goals?
I don't think I've ever really had a dream for the future. Just living is enough for me.
15. Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
Several.
16. Who's your best bud?
I have too many to count.
17. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
Whatever little snacky things are about.
18. Favorite drink?
Chocolate miiilk
19. Favorite color?
Black/Blue/Purple/Silver
20. If you had any super power, what would it be?
Flight, Teleportation, that kinda deal.
21. Favorite movie?
Hook.
22. Least favorite food?
Fish, and anything with a slimey texture
23. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
Indian Curry. Sweet Jesus Christ Curry. <3~
24. What do you drive/wish you drove?
I don't drive, I can, but I don't and don't really care about cars or bikes to say 'I wish I drove this'
25. Most disliked bug?
Crows.
26. Most hated pet peeves?
Unfairness. Arrogance.
27. Dislike in life?
Politics, organized religion, corporations.
28. Most annoying?
See pet peeves.
29. Most disliked TV show?
Any Reality TV show, ever.
5'10"
2. Natural hair color? (if you can remember it)
Dirty blonde
3. What about eye color?
Slate Grey
4. What orientation are you?
Gay. Though I can appreciate women, I wouldn't do one.
5. What do you do in your spare time?
Writing, drawing, chatting, gaming, movies, walking, hiking, swimming (When available) Table-top RPGs.
6. What's your job?
Trained as a Massage therapist, but between jobs at the mo'.
7. What's one thing you like about yourself?
Hard to say. There's lots.
8. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
I have a bad habbit of laziness.
9. What's some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
The grin.
10. Of what faith/religion are you(if any at all?)
Agnostic
11. Do you drink?
Never. Ever. Ever.
12. Do you smoke?
Only after sex. Might have to trim down there. :/ Brush fires suck.
13. What are your fears?
The Dark. Dying. Being blind.
14. What are your dreams/goals?
I don't think I've ever really had a dream for the future. Just living is enough for me.
15. Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
Several.
16. Who's your best bud?
I have too many to count.
17. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
Whatever little snacky things are about.
18. Favorite drink?
Chocolate miiilk
19. Favorite color?
Black/Blue/Purple/Silver
20. If you had any super power, what would it be?
Flight, Teleportation, that kinda deal.
21. Favorite movie?
Hook.
22. Least favorite food?
Fish, and anything with a slimey texture
23. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
Indian Curry. Sweet Jesus Christ Curry. <3~
24. What do you drive/wish you drove?
I don't drive, I can, but I don't and don't really care about cars or bikes to say 'I wish I drove this'
25. Most disliked bug?
Crows.
26. Most hated pet peeves?
Unfairness. Arrogance.
27. Dislike in life?
Politics, organized religion, corporations.
28. Most annoying?
See pet peeves.
29. Most disliked TV show?
Any Reality TV show, ever.
More pimpage (Vore art!)
General | Posted 14 years agoHelpfully Whoring
General | Posted 14 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3058153/
For all your adorable, silly vore pics and comics!
Go poke him and give him your monies, kupo!
...And if not, GIVE IT TO ME. I'M OPEN FOR COMMISSIONS TOO. >:C
For all your adorable, silly vore pics and comics!
Go poke him and give him your monies, kupo!
...And if not, GIVE IT TO ME. I'M OPEN FOR COMMISSIONS TOO. >:C
Nomlocke Challenge~
General | Posted 14 years agoSo far!
It's really improved and spiced up the pokemon games. I'm suprised.
My first and so-far only 'death' (Devouring) was my poor Rattata to a Lickitung.
...Mmh~
Edit: Lost a kick-ass Bell-sprout (Aptly named 'Salad') To a Cubone. ;A;
Also beat whitney with no added mass to her odious miltank. >:C PUNK.
It's really improved and spiced up the pokemon games. I'm suprised.
My first and so-far only 'death' (Devouring) was my poor Rattata to a Lickitung.
...Mmh~
Edit: Lost a kick-ass Bell-sprout (Aptly named 'Salad') To a Cubone. ;A;
Also beat whitney with no added mass to her odious miltank. >:C PUNK.
3DS Get.
General | Posted 14 years agoNew Friend Code:
0130-2346-4910
0130-2346-4910
Obligatory~
General | Posted 14 years agoOk, for reals this time.
Merry Christmaquanzannakuh!
I got the most awesome gift from the sky-moose;
IT'S SNOWING! :D!!!
*In PJ's, eagerly awaiting present-time* :D:D:D:D:D:D
Merry Christmaquanzannakuh!
I got the most awesome gift from the sky-moose;
IT'S SNOWING! :D!!!
*In PJ's, eagerly awaiting present-time* :D:D:D:D:D:D
Merry Christmas!
General | Posted 14 years agoThere are approximately two billion children (persons under 18, as of 2005) in the
world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu,
Jewish or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the
workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million
(according to the population reference bureau). At an average (census)
rate of 3.5 children per household that comes to 108 million homes
presuming there is at least one good child in each. Santa has about 31
hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and
the rotation of the earth, assuming east to west (which seems logical).
This works out to 967.7 visits per second.
This is to say that for each Christian household with a good child,
Santa has around 1/1000 th of a second to park the sleigh, hop out, jump
down the chimney, fill the stocking, distribute the remaining presents
under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left for him, get back up
the chimney, jump into the sleigh and get onto the next house. Assuming
that each of these 108 million stops is evenly distributed around the
earth (which, of course, we know to be false, but will accept for the
purposes of our calculations), we are now talking about 0.78 miles per
household; a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting bathroom
stops or breaks.
This means Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second - 3,000
times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man
made vehicle, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per
second, and a conventional reindeer can run at 15 miles per hour.
The payload of the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming
that each child gets nothing more than a medium sized LEGO set (two
pounds), the sleigh is carrying over 500 thousand tons, not counting
Santa himself.
On land, a conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even
granting that the "flying" reindeer can pull 10 times the normal amount,
the job can't be done with eight or even nine of them -Santa would need
360,000 of them. This increases the payload, not counting the weight of
the sleigh, another 54,000 tons, or roughly seven times the weight of
the Queen Elizabeth (the ship, not the monarch). 600,000 tons
travelling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance -
this would heat up the reindeer in the same fashion as a spacecraft
re-entering the earth's atmosphere.
The lead pair of reindeer would adsorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy
per second each. In short, they would burst into flames almost
instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them and creating
deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team would be
vaporised within 4.26 thousandths of a second, or right about the time
Santa reached the fifth house on his trip.
Not that it matters, however, since Santa, as a result of accelerating
from a dead stop to 650 m.p.s. in .001 seconds, would be subjected to
acceleration forces of 17,000 g's. A 250 pound Santa (which seems
ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of the sleigh by 4,315,015
pounds of force, instantly crushing his bones and organs and reducing
him to a quivering blob of pink goo.
Therefore, if Santa did exist, he's dead now. Merry Christmas.
world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu,
Jewish or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the
workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million
(according to the population reference bureau). At an average (census)
rate of 3.5 children per household that comes to 108 million homes
presuming there is at least one good child in each. Santa has about 31
hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and
the rotation of the earth, assuming east to west (which seems logical).
This works out to 967.7 visits per second.
This is to say that for each Christian household with a good child,
Santa has around 1/1000 th of a second to park the sleigh, hop out, jump
down the chimney, fill the stocking, distribute the remaining presents
under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left for him, get back up
the chimney, jump into the sleigh and get onto the next house. Assuming
that each of these 108 million stops is evenly distributed around the
earth (which, of course, we know to be false, but will accept for the
purposes of our calculations), we are now talking about 0.78 miles per
household; a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting bathroom
stops or breaks.
This means Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second - 3,000
times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man
made vehicle, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per
second, and a conventional reindeer can run at 15 miles per hour.
The payload of the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming
that each child gets nothing more than a medium sized LEGO set (two
pounds), the sleigh is carrying over 500 thousand tons, not counting
Santa himself.
On land, a conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even
granting that the "flying" reindeer can pull 10 times the normal amount,
the job can't be done with eight or even nine of them -Santa would need
360,000 of them. This increases the payload, not counting the weight of
the sleigh, another 54,000 tons, or roughly seven times the weight of
the Queen Elizabeth (the ship, not the monarch). 600,000 tons
travelling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance -
this would heat up the reindeer in the same fashion as a spacecraft
re-entering the earth's atmosphere.
The lead pair of reindeer would adsorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy
per second each. In short, they would burst into flames almost
instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them and creating
deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team would be
vaporised within 4.26 thousandths of a second, or right about the time
Santa reached the fifth house on his trip.
Not that it matters, however, since Santa, as a result of accelerating
from a dead stop to 650 m.p.s. in .001 seconds, would be subjected to
acceleration forces of 17,000 g's. A 250 pound Santa (which seems
ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of the sleigh by 4,315,015
pounds of force, instantly crushing his bones and organs and reducing
him to a quivering blob of pink goo.
Therefore, if Santa did exist, he's dead now. Merry Christmas.
Steam coupons
General | Posted 14 years agoSo I got a 50% off any steam title with a Valve publisher coupon.
And two lumps of coal.
Anyone wanna trade? c.c
And two lumps of coal.
Anyone wanna trade? c.c
Speaking of Arty things.
General | Posted 14 years agoI'm pondering on silly little drawings for folks. Sorta like an Iron Artist. Only not quite as.. demanding.
like, 5 bucks on paypal. Anyone interested? 8D
like, 5 bucks on paypal. Anyone interested? 8D
Free arty things!
General | Posted 14 years agoNostalgia;
General | Posted 14 years agohttps://youtu.be/lf1xLpKLVZ4
I used to watch this when I was like, 5.
Anthro dinosaurs. Jeez. >:C No wonder.
I used to watch this when I was like, 5.
Anthro dinosaurs. Jeez. >:C No wonder.
free vore story inclusion
General | Posted 14 years agoWell. Shit.
General | Posted 14 years agoAnd now, it seems it has somehow messed up my laptop. Neither adapter gives a charge. And it's not the battery, as I've tested that, and it still has a charge in it.
So, I have to take it in somewhere to get properly tested, and hope to heck that the sautered wires attatched to the Mother board aren't f*cked up, as that could be rather expensive and time costly to replace. :/
Poo.
Never mind~ It was a smelly power bar. 8D
Birthday Recap
General | Posted 14 years agoThank you all so much for the birthday wishes!
Extra special thank yous to
Damienfox 
Warden006 and 
Rufellen, who presented me with wonderful, wonderful pics and story. <3
In person, had my wonderful friend
Indrefover to visit, whom I haven't seen in years, caught up and chilled about the city with him and Kyt and Roomy.
Quite a contentingly wonderful birthday. Thank you all again for the wonderful wishes. <3
Extra special thank yous to
Damienfox 
Warden006 and 
Rufellen, who presented me with wonderful, wonderful pics and story. <3In person, had my wonderful friend
Indrefover to visit, whom I haven't seen in years, caught up and chilled about the city with him and Kyt and Roomy.Quite a contentingly wonderful birthday. Thank you all again for the wonderful wishes. <3
And my gift to you all.
General | Posted 14 years ago4 Days ;A;
General | Posted 14 years agoUntil my birthday. *Flump*
Late to the Party
General | Posted 14 years agoGuess who just finished Klonoa for the PSX.
:D This guy~
Neat, cute little game. <3
:D This guy~
Neat, cute little game. <3
I have arrived!
General | Posted 14 years agoFinally in Cananadaland~
The trip was kinda hectic.
Woke early on Saturday (australian time) and double and triple checked I had everything. Gave the dogs a last cuddling and petting and farewell (I feel so guilty about leaving them behind. ;3; ) before bundling into the car for Sydney.
Wandered around Sydney with the folks, anxious and excited, but trying to keep it under control. Wandered around dahling harbor and the opera house, had some indian, then went to the hotel the folks were staying at overnight.
Watched discovery channel (Holy crap it's gone down hill..) until it was time to go, folks arguing immensely over how I should get to the airport (Even when I'd said I knew how to get there, and how I intended to.(It's not the first time I've been international, guys, thank you. >:C )) Wandered down to the station, and said goodbye to the folks. Mom was teary, but kept her composure, which I was thankful for, then caught the train and headed to the airport.
Baggage was unhelpful, in that they wanted to go everywhere except the direction I was walking. >:C Got to the desk and had to wait for the workers to get there for assigning tickets. Found out I hadn't goten an ETSA visa or something, for America (Which is ridiculous, because I was in transit. Why do I need a visa?) Still, paid 14 bucks so I could catch my connecting flight, got cleared and went through.
The planetrip was uneventful, watched X-man Begins: first class. Awesome flick. and somehow managed to catch about an hours sleep before getting into HongKong.
The airport there was monstrous. 530 gates. and it was a 6 hour stop over. Thankfully, they had free internet kiosks, which I made liberal use of. Inspected duty free, eyed their food stores. Macdonald's cheese burgers were 16 bucks ...........chinese, each. (about 2 bucks australian) But it still threw me for a loop.
The plane to Chicago was horrible. I say that because I was sat next to some crazy dude who was fawning over a half-ton of news papers for pictures of ladies and got frustrated if for several pages in a row he couldn't find one. My seat-back TV thingy froze and received no sound, whic left me pretty much with nothing to do but try to sleep for 15 hours. c.c
We got into chicago about a half hour early, which I was thankful for. Customs took ages, and I made it to the gate with a half hour to spare (Which I wouldn't have if not for awesome pilot.)
Hopped on the tiny little plane to Ottawa, sitting accross from a dude and his family.
We chatted for a while, he gave me a contact for someone working in the massage industry over here, and his own number, in case I wanted some work in construction.
All in all, a rather fortuitous encounter, I think.
In canada, went through easy enough, until it came time for baggage claim. I knew the trip had gone much smoother than it should have, (all things considered) and I knew that the good fortune on the plane earlier must have been the balance for the bad on the one before it. I was expecting something to happen, and it did. >:C One of my bags, namely, the one that had all my normal clothing and electronic cables got held up and left in chicago.
So I reported it, and went through to immigration, got my visa for the full 2 years and named the awesome customs chick there my favourite person on the planet at that point. Went out at last to hunt for Kyt.
In not seeing him outside the immediate exit area, I opted to call him. ..No answer. Nutbunnies. I opted to look around for somewhere to break a note or coin so I could try the house phone. Found Kyt and his roomie waiting a ways futher though, and ambushed. :D
Hugs exchanged, and wandering ensued out to the taxi bay, we dropped off my luggage at the appartment, and went out for nom. The burger place we went to is neat, and their serving sizes are ridiculous. ;A;
Got back home, and crashed. X3 didn't sleep as long as I expected, but that's probably for excitement, more than anything else.
Now I'm up, waiting a call from the airport about delivery of my poor lost bag, and chilling in my new home country. :3
S'good to finally be here.
The trip was kinda hectic.
Woke early on Saturday (australian time) and double and triple checked I had everything. Gave the dogs a last cuddling and petting and farewell (I feel so guilty about leaving them behind. ;3; ) before bundling into the car for Sydney.
Wandered around Sydney with the folks, anxious and excited, but trying to keep it under control. Wandered around dahling harbor and the opera house, had some indian, then went to the hotel the folks were staying at overnight.
Watched discovery channel (Holy crap it's gone down hill..) until it was time to go, folks arguing immensely over how I should get to the airport (Even when I'd said I knew how to get there, and how I intended to.(It's not the first time I've been international, guys, thank you. >:C )) Wandered down to the station, and said goodbye to the folks. Mom was teary, but kept her composure, which I was thankful for, then caught the train and headed to the airport.
Baggage was unhelpful, in that they wanted to go everywhere except the direction I was walking. >:C Got to the desk and had to wait for the workers to get there for assigning tickets. Found out I hadn't goten an ETSA visa or something, for America (Which is ridiculous, because I was in transit. Why do I need a visa?) Still, paid 14 bucks so I could catch my connecting flight, got cleared and went through.
The planetrip was uneventful, watched X-man Begins: first class. Awesome flick. and somehow managed to catch about an hours sleep before getting into HongKong.
The airport there was monstrous. 530 gates. and it was a 6 hour stop over. Thankfully, they had free internet kiosks, which I made liberal use of. Inspected duty free, eyed their food stores. Macdonald's cheese burgers were 16 bucks ...........chinese, each. (about 2 bucks australian) But it still threw me for a loop.
The plane to Chicago was horrible. I say that because I was sat next to some crazy dude who was fawning over a half-ton of news papers for pictures of ladies and got frustrated if for several pages in a row he couldn't find one. My seat-back TV thingy froze and received no sound, whic left me pretty much with nothing to do but try to sleep for 15 hours. c.c
We got into chicago about a half hour early, which I was thankful for. Customs took ages, and I made it to the gate with a half hour to spare (Which I wouldn't have if not for awesome pilot.)
Hopped on the tiny little plane to Ottawa, sitting accross from a dude and his family.
We chatted for a while, he gave me a contact for someone working in the massage industry over here, and his own number, in case I wanted some work in construction.
All in all, a rather fortuitous encounter, I think.
In canada, went through easy enough, until it came time for baggage claim. I knew the trip had gone much smoother than it should have, (all things considered) and I knew that the good fortune on the plane earlier must have been the balance for the bad on the one before it. I was expecting something to happen, and it did. >:C One of my bags, namely, the one that had all my normal clothing and electronic cables got held up and left in chicago.
So I reported it, and went through to immigration, got my visa for the full 2 years and named the awesome customs chick there my favourite person on the planet at that point. Went out at last to hunt for Kyt.
In not seeing him outside the immediate exit area, I opted to call him. ..No answer. Nutbunnies. I opted to look around for somewhere to break a note or coin so I could try the house phone. Found Kyt and his roomie waiting a ways futher though, and ambushed. :D
Hugs exchanged, and wandering ensued out to the taxi bay, we dropped off my luggage at the appartment, and went out for nom. The burger place we went to is neat, and their serving sizes are ridiculous. ;A;
Got back home, and crashed. X3 didn't sleep as long as I expected, but that's probably for excitement, more than anything else.
Now I'm up, waiting a call from the airport about delivery of my poor lost bag, and chilling in my new home country. :3
S'good to finally be here.
