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Posted 14 years agoIt's been awhile. A long while. In fact, several generations of small insects have given birth, matured, and mated to set off another generation of itty bittys . My point is, Hola.
Now, this is a quick post to inform everyone that I've moved over to another user name.
superduperdog
I have decided to leave this account behind, partly due to the rather stupid things that occured here (You know how it is, you burn your old house down to move on from the memories and get on with your life) but mostly because I hate the old user name.
So if you are still watching this thing for some reason, feel free to watch the new account. I'd very much appreciate it.
Ill also be following those I remembered so dont be surprised when I show up, and don't be surprised if I don't follow you. Its me, not you.
Dictated, not read, guy with new silly user name.
Now, this is a quick post to inform everyone that I've moved over to another user name.
superduperdogI have decided to leave this account behind, partly due to the rather stupid things that occured here (You know how it is, you burn your old house down to move on from the memories and get on with your life) but mostly because I hate the old user name.
So if you are still watching this thing for some reason, feel free to watch the new account. I'd very much appreciate it.
Ill also be following those I remembered so dont be surprised when I show up, and don't be surprised if I don't follow you. Its me, not you.
Dictated, not read, guy with new silly user name.
That ad...
Posted 16 years agoThat "Arabian Nights" calender ad is so creepy...
I honestly cant imagine someone waking up, making an egg sandwich, drink some milk, and look at that calander thinking "Now I'm motivated for my day, HUZZAH."
Well okay I can, but then you probably dont get out much. People probably dont come over very often either, or else you wouldn't have pics of people in cartoon animal suits acting "sexy" in plain site.
Let me say I've tried it, so I'm free to knock it.
So how do you feel about the ad? Arousing or do you just look the other way.
I honestly cant imagine someone waking up, making an egg sandwich, drink some milk, and look at that calander thinking "Now I'm motivated for my day, HUZZAH."
Well okay I can, but then you probably dont get out much. People probably dont come over very often either, or else you wouldn't have pics of people in cartoon animal suits acting "sexy" in plain site.
Let me say I've tried it, so I'm free to knock it.
So how do you feel about the ad? Arousing or do you just look the other way.
Merry Christmas
Posted 16 years agoU: So what did you get for christmas?
I: I got all 60 years of peanuts: colllectors edition, which includes comments by Charles himself, commentary by his wife, and a thank you towards Charles by the head of Pixar animation studios.
U: Wow, as an aspiring animator and cartoonist, that must have been a wounderful surprise.
I: It certainly was. I'm so glad to have loved ones who know me well enough to give such a gift.
U: I'll say, so what did you get them?
I: Um... a 15$ gift card for shopping at Ross
U: You dick
I: I got all 60 years of peanuts: colllectors edition, which includes comments by Charles himself, commentary by his wife, and a thank you towards Charles by the head of Pixar animation studios.
U: Wow, as an aspiring animator and cartoonist, that must have been a wounderful surprise.
I: It certainly was. I'm so glad to have loved ones who know me well enough to give such a gift.
U: I'll say, so what did you get them?
I: Um... a 15$ gift card for shopping at Ross
U: You dick
Hey, question about 2 webcomics.
Posted 16 years agoSo,
Furthathia High?
Concessions?
Do any of you read this stuff? Like, actively?
Cuz I read some reviews and opinions, and I glanced through some strips ( I'll try to actually read these things later) and all I can say is, wow. This stuff is... wow.
So does anyone out there really like these two? And please give reasons why.
DISCLAIMER: I'm not going to go aggro anyone, I just want to know where some people stand on these things.
Furthathia High?
Concessions?
Do any of you read this stuff? Like, actively?
Cuz I read some reviews and opinions, and I glanced through some strips ( I'll try to actually read these things later) and all I can say is, wow. This stuff is... wow.
So does anyone out there really like these two? And please give reasons why.
DISCLAIMER: I'm not going to go aggro anyone, I just want to know where some people stand on these things.
Enlighten yourselves
Posted 16 years agoRead this-
"So why did I, a man who is so fiercely critical of his own work that he has literally burnt it on occasion, make a bad webcomic? The answer is that there is a distinction between a real work of fiction and just "something on the Internet" in terms of effort and pride. Except, no. There really isn't. When you create something anywhere, in any medium, you should treat it all the same. Perhaps this means I am just as guilty as the person who thinks that Magical MSPaint Catgirl is "good enough for the Internet" but at least I fucking cop to it. Not to mention that I have repaid the debt by putting something that's actually good on the Internet - and before you start, I do not mean this blog."
"Bad webcomics can come into existence from anywhere and anyone. No one is exempt, but the circumstances change. Sometimes people can put their whole heart and soul into a webcomic and it'll be the worst fucking thing in existence. Sometimes people with talent can knock some shit off in a day and it'll be fucking awful. I'm not looking for excuses, for extenuating circumstances. I'm looking at bad webcomics and I'm saying this shit is bad. It's not subjective, it's scarcely even opinion. Bad fiction will always be bad fiction, in any medium. Making a fucking comic on the Internet isn't the paddling pool, people - you will be grilled mercilessly for it as much as you would be for anything else. If not by me than by any of the others on this blog, or any number of people with the common fucking sense to tell you that your shit stinks." - John Solomon
Okay, now remove all mentions of webcomic-ing, and replace it with art. or writing. Or any artistic medium of your choice. It all fits rather well huh? Its also why I dont take crap.
Now, I havent looked at everyones comments yet. I will tomorrow though because I'm really tired as I write this. And I'll probably be an arsehole to you all. Or maybe you'll have some very good opinions. I dont know yet. but this is war and I'll be meeting you all at ground zero tomorrow. see you then.
"So why did I, a man who is so fiercely critical of his own work that he has literally burnt it on occasion, make a bad webcomic? The answer is that there is a distinction between a real work of fiction and just "something on the Internet" in terms of effort and pride. Except, no. There really isn't. When you create something anywhere, in any medium, you should treat it all the same. Perhaps this means I am just as guilty as the person who thinks that Magical MSPaint Catgirl is "good enough for the Internet" but at least I fucking cop to it. Not to mention that I have repaid the debt by putting something that's actually good on the Internet - and before you start, I do not mean this blog."
"Bad webcomics can come into existence from anywhere and anyone. No one is exempt, but the circumstances change. Sometimes people can put their whole heart and soul into a webcomic and it'll be the worst fucking thing in existence. Sometimes people with talent can knock some shit off in a day and it'll be fucking awful. I'm not looking for excuses, for extenuating circumstances. I'm looking at bad webcomics and I'm saying this shit is bad. It's not subjective, it's scarcely even opinion. Bad fiction will always be bad fiction, in any medium. Making a fucking comic on the Internet isn't the paddling pool, people - you will be grilled mercilessly for it as much as you would be for anything else. If not by me than by any of the others on this blog, or any number of people with the common fucking sense to tell you that your shit stinks." - John Solomon
Okay, now remove all mentions of webcomic-ing, and replace it with art. or writing. Or any artistic medium of your choice. It all fits rather well huh? Its also why I dont take crap.
Now, I havent looked at everyones comments yet. I will tomorrow though because I'm really tired as I write this. And I'll probably be an arsehole to you all. Or maybe you'll have some very good opinions. I dont know yet. but this is war and I'll be meeting you all at ground zero tomorrow. see you then.
Hey, just so you know
Posted 16 years agoI'm laughin my ass off at your comments on on my comments. Seriously this stuff is hilarious. I' mean, you have the gall to tell me off about my artistic tastes?
BWHAHAHAHA THIS SHIT IS JUST TO RICH.
I mean, goddamn girl, cant you at least try to debate my opinions? Or how about you share that wonderful artistic knowledge you have with my poor vermin mind?
COME ON GIRLY, SET ME IN MY PLACE LIKE THE TALENTLESS INBRED PIGFUCKER YOU SEE ME TO BE!!!
P.S. I'll have you know Crystl is very sensitive about her miniscule breast size. how dare you. Good day mam.
P.S.S. Crystl wanted me to pass on that even though shes flat as an ironing board, atleast she's not running aound like a half dressed Animu tart. She also wanted to point out how unique the angel wings are. NOT
BWHAHAHAHA THIS SHIT IS JUST TO RICH.
I mean, goddamn girl, cant you at least try to debate my opinions? Or how about you share that wonderful artistic knowledge you have with my poor vermin mind?
COME ON GIRLY, SET ME IN MY PLACE LIKE THE TALENTLESS INBRED PIGFUCKER YOU SEE ME TO BE!!!
P.S. I'll have you know Crystl is very sensitive about her miniscule breast size. how dare you. Good day mam.
P.S.S. Crystl wanted me to pass on that even though shes flat as an ironing board, atleast she's not running aound like a half dressed Animu tart. She also wanted to point out how unique the angel wings are. NOT
ATTENTION TF2 DEMOMAN
Posted 16 years agoWHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING READING THIS POST!?! GET YOUR ASSES BACK ON THOSE SERVERS AND FIGHT GOD DAMNIT!
I AM NOT LOSING THIS SUPER - SECRET WEAPON ITEM TO THOSE BAZOOKA FLAYLING, SHOVEL SMACKING, GRENADE JUGGLING DOG F@#$ERS KNOWN AS SOLDIERS. THE DAY I LET G.I. GIBLETT HEAD BEAT OUT THE PROUD, SCOTTISH CYCLOP IS THE DAY I DIE
SKIP SCHOOL, SKIP WORK, SKIP YOUR GRANDMA'S FUNERAL, I DONT CARE. BECAUSE THIS WEEK, THE ONLY TIME I SHOULD SEE A SOLDIER IS WHEN HIS MANGLED, EXPLODED CORPSE IS BEING PROPELLED OVER MY HEAD, IN A BLOOD BATH OF PWN.
SO MOVE MOVE MOVE!
DISCLAIMER: If you do not own Team Fortress 2 then this post has nothing to do with you and your non-playing TF2 bum. Please go back to your life of not playing TF2 and being lame. If you plan on owning TF2 then BUY IT, INSTALL IT, PICK SOLDIER AND STAND STILL SO I CAN BLOW YOUR LILY-LIVERED BEHIND INTO THE F$@#ING STRATOSPHERE.
I AM NOT LOSING THIS SUPER - SECRET WEAPON ITEM TO THOSE BAZOOKA FLAYLING, SHOVEL SMACKING, GRENADE JUGGLING DOG F@#$ERS KNOWN AS SOLDIERS. THE DAY I LET G.I. GIBLETT HEAD BEAT OUT THE PROUD, SCOTTISH CYCLOP IS THE DAY I DIE
SKIP SCHOOL, SKIP WORK, SKIP YOUR GRANDMA'S FUNERAL, I DONT CARE. BECAUSE THIS WEEK, THE ONLY TIME I SHOULD SEE A SOLDIER IS WHEN HIS MANGLED, EXPLODED CORPSE IS BEING PROPELLED OVER MY HEAD, IN A BLOOD BATH OF PWN.
SO MOVE MOVE MOVE!
DISCLAIMER: If you do not own Team Fortress 2 then this post has nothing to do with you and your non-playing TF2 bum. Please go back to your life of not playing TF2 and being lame. If you plan on owning TF2 then BUY IT, INSTALL IT, PICK SOLDIER AND STAND STILL SO I CAN BLOW YOUR LILY-LIVERED BEHIND INTO THE F$@#ING STRATOSPHERE.
unimportant NEWSBREAK
Posted 16 years agoI have pirated SO MUCH porn. I cannot feel my nether regions. I feel so dirty.
But before I pass out in a puddle of... something, I just want to make a solemn vow. If I ever go to a convention I promise to buy all the publications and art CD's I have ripped off. Because Some of you do some DAMn Fine work, and you deserve the cash.
I mean, its still porn. Better porn than most but itts purpose is still ultimatetly to get my Gilfred Giddy. Its got all the artistic value of the bile in my hamper. BUT STILL, WORK IS WORK.
Now, Im sleep y so I'm just gonna say that realy quick that the real shooter of JFK is kevnklahd;./
But before I pass out in a puddle of... something, I just want to make a solemn vow. If I ever go to a convention I promise to buy all the publications and art CD's I have ripped off. Because Some of you do some DAMn Fine work, and you deserve the cash.
I mean, its still porn. Better porn than most but itts purpose is still ultimatetly to get my Gilfred Giddy. Its got all the artistic value of the bile in my hamper. BUT STILL, WORK IS WORK.
Now, Im sleep y so I'm just gonna say that realy quick that the real shooter of JFK is kevnklahd;./
Veterans day
Posted 16 years ago Today is the day dedicated to all those who souls given free vacations to places around the world to mingle with foreign people. I dont know what all those conversations were about but I bet they were about their shared amputations and stress disorders.
But in all seriousness, If you meet a vet give him a shake and say thank you for what they've done. I mean, I'm probably not because the vet down my street scares me and smells like the 3 day old cheese hes been living off of. But you know what, I'm just going to hold my breath and give him a hug, because that the respectful thing to do.
But in all seriousness, If you meet a vet give him a shake and say thank you for what they've done. I mean, I'm probably not because the vet down my street scares me and smells like the 3 day old cheese hes been living off of. But you know what, I'm just going to hold my breath and give him a hug, because that the respectful thing to do.
The birth of a meme...
Posted 16 years agoWe all know memes. "over 9 thousand", "all you bases now belong us", so on so forth. well today I saw with my own eyes the birth of a meme;
WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?
It was... transcendent. The complete amount of retardation required to be immortilized like this is staggering. There I was witnessing this poor, stupid, soul despertaly trying to justify his fanfiction about May from pokemon sucking off a 6 inch tediursa on a popular blogsite. Barging in from know where with the most atrocious grammar this side of the newgrounds bbs. We all had our laughs but one dude decided to make a picture out of it. It caught on fast and soon the new born meme grew like wildfire.
So 5 years from now when people casually speak it on some forum, I'll know I had seen where the seed was planted, and had watched it grow. This feeling is some kind of pityable wonderful.
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also I'll be posting some art soon. It really has been a long while since I've updated.
P.S If you happen to know a BrickhouseBunny21, please direct me to his profile. PLEASE
WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?
It was... transcendent. The complete amount of retardation required to be immortilized like this is staggering. There I was witnessing this poor, stupid, soul despertaly trying to justify his fanfiction about May from pokemon sucking off a 6 inch tediursa on a popular blogsite. Barging in from know where with the most atrocious grammar this side of the newgrounds bbs. We all had our laughs but one dude decided to make a picture out of it. It caught on fast and soon the new born meme grew like wildfire.
So 5 years from now when people casually speak it on some forum, I'll know I had seen where the seed was planted, and had watched it grow. This feeling is some kind of pityable wonderful.
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also I'll be posting some art soon. It really has been a long while since I've updated.
P.S If you happen to know a BrickhouseBunny21, please direct me to his profile. PLEASE
Furry webcomics
Posted 16 years agoI've read gaming webcomics, I've read TG fetish comics, and I've read "LOL RONDUMNESS" comics.
But i've never been to the depths of the furry brand.
So give me your recomondations (even if its yours) on furry webcomics. As long as there not:
Better days
sabrina online
VG cats
I want to revel in what my brethern have made, I want to digest them, and i want to talk about them.
oh how i want to talk about them...
So let me here it. Even when this post is a decade old, tell me.
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extra stuff: Is anyone else completely turned off by the animation for that road trip show on nick at night? Butcher shops are less choppy that. Lets let Robot chicken do stop-motion animation for now on, K?
But i've never been to the depths of the furry brand.
So give me your recomondations (even if its yours) on furry webcomics. As long as there not:
Better days
sabrina online
VG cats
I want to revel in what my brethern have made, I want to digest them, and i want to talk about them.
oh how i want to talk about them...
So let me here it. Even when this post is a decade old, tell me.
___________________________________________________________
extra stuff: Is anyone else completely turned off by the animation for that road trip show on nick at night? Butcher shops are less choppy that. Lets let Robot chicken do stop-motion animation for now on, K?
100 better question from Yahtzee (WARNING! long journal)
Posted 16 years agoI thought this would be fun idea. i was wrong. original source http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/fea.....es/100ques.htm
1. What is your Earth name, human?:/ Thomas O-lays
2. What is your full address?:/ 19665 Maple Street
3. Phone number?:/ 909-485-7320
4. You do realise I now have enough information to stalk and kill you?:/ oh really?
5. Where does your wife go shopping?:/ Rivera mall. wait a minute
6. Where do your children play?:/ Central park. why do you...?
7. Are there any conveniently located woodchippers or toolsheds nearby?:/ i think so, why?
8. Do you love your family?:/ yes
9. Do you REALLY love them or are you just saying that?:/ ...yes
10. Do you come here often?: /sorta
11. Have you ever had sex?: / willingly?
12. If yes, give an account, leaving no details to the imagination/ i will not
13. If no, explain why not:/ fuck you thats why
14. Have you ever had gay sex?/ no
15. Would you like to do it again?/ mayb- I mean no
16. Ah, so you HAVE had gay sex?/ ...
17. Have you ever been in a threesome?/ no
18. If yes, do you consider yourself honest?/ yes
19. 'Cos I don't. /well...
20. Do you masturbate?/ what do you think?
21. Fun, isn't it?/ quite
22. Which of the following would you consider appropriate situations for masturbation:
- In bed, alone/ ok
- In bed with a partner/ sure why not
- In bed with a dog/ how'd you know im a furry?
- Before sex/ sure
- After sex/ no
- During sex/ ???
- At your mother's wake/ How did you know about th- I mean eewwwwww
23. Why are you filling out these questions?/ just because
24. Seriously, don't you have anything better to do?/ Yes...
25. Are you in a relationship with someone?/ yes
26. Bearing in mind that animals, minors and stalking victims don't count, are you in a relationship with someone?/ totally
27. Oh, and I'd also like to add 'fictional characters' to that list./ fuck
28. Do you feel lucky, punk?/ why yes i do
29. What's your favourite Monty Python film that isn't Life of Brian?/ your kidding right?
30. What's your favourite song by Queen that isn't Bohemian Rhapsody?/ umm... we will rock you.
31. What's your favourite team sport that isn't football?/ Futbol (see what i did there :D)
32. Who's your favourite actor who was in Footloose and isn't Kevin Bacon?/ there were others?
33. Who's your favourite actress who was in Fight Club and isn't Helena Bonham Carter?/ didnt see it
34. Do you prefer chalk or cheese?/ Chalk does have good nutritional value.
35. Laurel or Hardy? /Luarel
36. White or slightly off-white?/ pure white.
37. Lice or doornails?/ WTF?
38. Mangoes or licorice?/ the difference is?
39. Nostrils or the Serengeti Plain?/ the nostril penensilula is rather refreshing this time this year.
40. Do you want to die, Sidney?/ how do you know that name?
41. Have you ever been to prison?/ willingly?
42. If yes, were you the man or the bitch?/ Da Man Boi!
43. Oh, perhaps I should have asked this earlier: Are you male or female?/ male
44. Really?/ yes
45. Blimey./ sexist
46. What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?/ legal or illegal version?
47. Did you really think I wanted to know that, you freak?/ well i thought...
48. Is the cup half full or half empty?/ Is that piss in the cup?
49. Who is your best friend?/ Ian
50. Okay, who is your second best friend?/ Joe
51. Do you have any friends at all?/ well duh
52. Bearing in mind that animals, minors, stalking victims, fictional characters and inanimate objects don't count?/ ....FUCK
53. Did you know coming up with 100 questions is more difficult than it sounds?/ i imagine so
54. Discuss the use of iambic pentameter in act 4, scene 1 of Othello, the Moor of Venice./ Desdemona sounded hot.
55. Do you know what I'm talking about when I say "Yum, I love a nice tasty slice of hair pie"?/ maybe...
56. If yes, do you feel vaguely ashamed?/ ...yeah
57. Do you consider yourself a smacktard?/ no
58. If no, why are you still answering these questions?/ fuck you
59. What's your favourite book for use in self-defense?/ The anime encyclopedia
60. Does he look like a bitch?/ no, not really
61. Then why did you fuck him like a bitch, Brian?/ because hes asking for i- i mean... shit
62. Did your dad ever do that thing where he walks to the bathroom completely nude hoping no-one will see him?/ yes...
63. Did it freak you out as much as it did me?/ probably
64. List all your pets./ a cat
65. I know this may be painful, but list all the dead ones, too./ 2 cats, a turtle, parakeet, and a hamster.
66. How did they die?/ in general, propellar blades
67. Ha ha! What stupid creatures./ well... so?
68. What's your favourite comic by Alan Moore called Watchmen?/ um... Watchmen?
69. Really?/ yep
70. Mine too!/ Awesome!
71. Do you admire Justin Timberlake.../ meh
... For his musical ability?/ meh meh
... For his reputedly enormous willy?/ ...
... For the ease with which he lights on fire?/ kinda
72. Have you ever met a ghost?/ yeah
73. Have you ever communicated with a ghost?/ definetly
74. Have you ever played Scrabble with a ghost?/ he preffered Uno
76. Would you like to reconsider your answer to question 57?/ not just yet
77. Have you ever taken drugs?/ willingly?
78. Have you ever sold drugs?/ what does apredisiac count as?
79. Could I have a price list?/ no you may not
80. Do you think I'm attractive?/ God im getting tired of doing this list
81. My mum does./ thats... creepy
82. Have you ever dressed like a woman?/ no
83. C'mon, you can tell me./ ...
84. Everyone has at some point./ well... this one night...
85. Ha ha! I lied! TRANNY!/ >:l
86. Apologies if you're a girl, by the way./ none taken. wait.
87. When was the last time you said 'I love you'?/ again, willingly?
88. When was the last time you said it to something other than a TV screen?/ that was pretty long ago.
89. My programmer taught me a song. Would you like to hear it?/ um... NO
90. Would you eat poo if I gave you a fiver?/ no
91. Tenner?/ nada
92. Would you eat poo if I gave you fifty quid and a sweetie?/ ...
93. Explain your answer./ Fuck. You.
94. Hello, is it me you're looking for?/ God this shit is tiresome...
95. Who sent you this quiz?/ Chester the wombat, you ass
96. Do you find this person attractive?/ im not that kind of furry.
97. Would you want to have sex with this person?/ maybe if, i mean, ughh, god cant i just leave now?
98. You do know they'll probably read this?/ haha, thats a good one
99. Er.../ Shit
100. That's it./ OH THANK GOD
Boy this was long huh? well Sorry... yeesh. Send this to someone you love. or hate. or whatever.
1. What is your Earth name, human?:/ Thomas O-lays
2. What is your full address?:/ 19665 Maple Street
3. Phone number?:/ 909-485-7320
4. You do realise I now have enough information to stalk and kill you?:/ oh really?
5. Where does your wife go shopping?:/ Rivera mall. wait a minute
6. Where do your children play?:/ Central park. why do you...?
7. Are there any conveniently located woodchippers or toolsheds nearby?:/ i think so, why?
8. Do you love your family?:/ yes
9. Do you REALLY love them or are you just saying that?:/ ...yes
10. Do you come here often?: /sorta
11. Have you ever had sex?: / willingly?
12. If yes, give an account, leaving no details to the imagination/ i will not
13. If no, explain why not:/ fuck you thats why
14. Have you ever had gay sex?/ no
15. Would you like to do it again?/ mayb- I mean no
16. Ah, so you HAVE had gay sex?/ ...
17. Have you ever been in a threesome?/ no
18. If yes, do you consider yourself honest?/ yes
19. 'Cos I don't. /well...
20. Do you masturbate?/ what do you think?
21. Fun, isn't it?/ quite
22. Which of the following would you consider appropriate situations for masturbation:
- In bed, alone/ ok
- In bed with a partner/ sure why not
- In bed with a dog/ how'd you know im a furry?
- Before sex/ sure
- After sex/ no
- During sex/ ???
- At your mother's wake/ How did you know about th- I mean eewwwwww
23. Why are you filling out these questions?/ just because
24. Seriously, don't you have anything better to do?/ Yes...
25. Are you in a relationship with someone?/ yes
26. Bearing in mind that animals, minors and stalking victims don't count, are you in a relationship with someone?/ totally
27. Oh, and I'd also like to add 'fictional characters' to that list./ fuck
28. Do you feel lucky, punk?/ why yes i do
29. What's your favourite Monty Python film that isn't Life of Brian?/ your kidding right?
30. What's your favourite song by Queen that isn't Bohemian Rhapsody?/ umm... we will rock you.
31. What's your favourite team sport that isn't football?/ Futbol (see what i did there :D)
32. Who's your favourite actor who was in Footloose and isn't Kevin Bacon?/ there were others?
33. Who's your favourite actress who was in Fight Club and isn't Helena Bonham Carter?/ didnt see it
34. Do you prefer chalk or cheese?/ Chalk does have good nutritional value.
35. Laurel or Hardy? /Luarel
36. White or slightly off-white?/ pure white.
37. Lice or doornails?/ WTF?
38. Mangoes or licorice?/ the difference is?
39. Nostrils or the Serengeti Plain?/ the nostril penensilula is rather refreshing this time this year.
40. Do you want to die, Sidney?/ how do you know that name?
41. Have you ever been to prison?/ willingly?
42. If yes, were you the man or the bitch?/ Da Man Boi!
43. Oh, perhaps I should have asked this earlier: Are you male or female?/ male
44. Really?/ yes
45. Blimey./ sexist
46. What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?/ legal or illegal version?
47. Did you really think I wanted to know that, you freak?/ well i thought...
48. Is the cup half full or half empty?/ Is that piss in the cup?
49. Who is your best friend?/ Ian
50. Okay, who is your second best friend?/ Joe
51. Do you have any friends at all?/ well duh
52. Bearing in mind that animals, minors, stalking victims, fictional characters and inanimate objects don't count?/ ....FUCK
53. Did you know coming up with 100 questions is more difficult than it sounds?/ i imagine so
54. Discuss the use of iambic pentameter in act 4, scene 1 of Othello, the Moor of Venice./ Desdemona sounded hot.
55. Do you know what I'm talking about when I say "Yum, I love a nice tasty slice of hair pie"?/ maybe...
56. If yes, do you feel vaguely ashamed?/ ...yeah
57. Do you consider yourself a smacktard?/ no
58. If no, why are you still answering these questions?/ fuck you
59. What's your favourite book for use in self-defense?/ The anime encyclopedia
60. Does he look like a bitch?/ no, not really
61. Then why did you fuck him like a bitch, Brian?/ because hes asking for i- i mean... shit
62. Did your dad ever do that thing where he walks to the bathroom completely nude hoping no-one will see him?/ yes...
63. Did it freak you out as much as it did me?/ probably
64. List all your pets./ a cat
65. I know this may be painful, but list all the dead ones, too./ 2 cats, a turtle, parakeet, and a hamster.
66. How did they die?/ in general, propellar blades
67. Ha ha! What stupid creatures./ well... so?
68. What's your favourite comic by Alan Moore called Watchmen?/ um... Watchmen?
69. Really?/ yep
70. Mine too!/ Awesome!
71. Do you admire Justin Timberlake.../ meh
... For his musical ability?/ meh meh
... For his reputedly enormous willy?/ ...
... For the ease with which he lights on fire?/ kinda
72. Have you ever met a ghost?/ yeah
73. Have you ever communicated with a ghost?/ definetly
74. Have you ever played Scrabble with a ghost?/ he preffered Uno
76. Would you like to reconsider your answer to question 57?/ not just yet
77. Have you ever taken drugs?/ willingly?
78. Have you ever sold drugs?/ what does apredisiac count as?
79. Could I have a price list?/ no you may not
80. Do you think I'm attractive?/ God im getting tired of doing this list
81. My mum does./ thats... creepy
82. Have you ever dressed like a woman?/ no
83. C'mon, you can tell me./ ...
84. Everyone has at some point./ well... this one night...
85. Ha ha! I lied! TRANNY!/ >:l
86. Apologies if you're a girl, by the way./ none taken. wait.
87. When was the last time you said 'I love you'?/ again, willingly?
88. When was the last time you said it to something other than a TV screen?/ that was pretty long ago.
89. My programmer taught me a song. Would you like to hear it?/ um... NO
90. Would you eat poo if I gave you a fiver?/ no
91. Tenner?/ nada
92. Would you eat poo if I gave you fifty quid and a sweetie?/ ...
93. Explain your answer./ Fuck. You.
94. Hello, is it me you're looking for?/ God this shit is tiresome...
95. Who sent you this quiz?/ Chester the wombat, you ass
96. Do you find this person attractive?/ im not that kind of furry.
97. Would you want to have sex with this person?/ maybe if, i mean, ughh, god cant i just leave now?
98. You do know they'll probably read this?/ haha, thats a good one
99. Er.../ Shit
100. That's it./ OH THANK GOD
Boy this was long huh? well Sorry... yeesh. Send this to someone you love. or hate. or whatever.
Watch this people
Posted 16 years agoplz, to all the people who watch me, event to you the guy just passing through, watch this. http://vimeo.com/5197063
its a Animation from an art student in China.
its so bizarre and beautiful that i feel it warrants being seen by everyone.
and if you did see it already, isnt it Wonderful?
its a Animation from an art student in China.
its so bizarre and beautiful that i feel it warrants being seen by everyone.
and if you did see it already, isnt it Wonderful?
good news for people who like bad news
Posted 16 years agoi think im going to start being a dick to everyone.
i wont out-right tear anyone to shreds, but ill be critical of them.
because few things on the internet piss me off like the Circle jerker. (you know who you are)
so when you post some art, dont be surprised if i come in there and slap you for being mediocre.
Cuz chances are, you are mediocre.
now before i go, some Modest Mouse. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5Vzrfkg-HY
apologies if you dont like 'em, its just that this music video is fucking rad.
Its wimsical, surreal, and at the end, rather depressing :(
see yall' around.
EDIT: WOO WHOO! i just got called out for being someone who left a comment that was something other that BIG NICE WORDS. unfortunatly, i was being an uneccasary dick for half of the comment. i was stating problems that wasnt theirs. i basicaly just drew a penis on a gift someone spent six hours at the mall trying to pick out.
that wasnt cool. i apologize.
but im still sticking to the remark about the back ground. :)
i wont out-right tear anyone to shreds, but ill be critical of them.
because few things on the internet piss me off like the Circle jerker. (you know who you are)
so when you post some art, dont be surprised if i come in there and slap you for being mediocre.
Cuz chances are, you are mediocre.
now before i go, some Modest Mouse. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5Vzrfkg-HY
apologies if you dont like 'em, its just that this music video is fucking rad.
Its wimsical, surreal, and at the end, rather depressing :(
see yall' around.
EDIT: WOO WHOO! i just got called out for being someone who left a comment that was something other that BIG NICE WORDS. unfortunatly, i was being an uneccasary dick for half of the comment. i was stating problems that wasnt theirs. i basicaly just drew a penis on a gift someone spent six hours at the mall trying to pick out.
that wasnt cool. i apologize.
but im still sticking to the remark about the back ground. :)
