Ok, in honor of Jesus now eternal crave for brains, I've hidden an egg somewhere in my ass for you guys to find.
...
That's how this holiday is celebrated right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOuNX2azWRQ

Best Rendition EVAR
I love when Applebloom pops up and he goes "AAWWWW FUUUCCCK!!!!!"

So yeah I gots a tumblr if anyone wants to follow me, and no I don't mean that...interesting ask blog of mine.
I mean my normal-regular-whatever-reblog tumblr

---> http://striker973.tumblr.com/ <---

I always follow back.

Also, a side note...
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l.....0r9to1_500.jpg
OMFG I FUCKING LOVE THIS PICTURE!!!
THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE 90s CHEERILEE GOD DAMNIT!!

So first of all awesome nice person doing free icons
---> http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3301270/ <---

Ok so, I know this is like the fifth time this has happened, but this time I'm going to try really hard to stay on.
also if really want to stay in contact with me, add me on skype

Skype Name: strikersean
Full Name: Vinyl Thornnipples

...I'll explain later.

I'm really been here in so long, I feel really bad when that happens because you guys are awesome and I want to be good friends with you. So I'm gonna try really hard to be here more often. A really good way to keep in touch with me though is through Skype because I'm almost always on in now, so add me ^^

In terms of news besides that, a lot of stuff has happened since I was last here:

I'm now a sophmore.
I'm learning to program in Visual Basic.

I'm going to post a piece of art I requested from  Canidae_Jedi a long time. I've actually had it for a while, I just haven't been here to post it and I want to give credit where credit is due.

I've expanded my music library to almost 1,500 songs.
Speaking of music, I'm might learn this on piano and preform in a talent show in April, rap and all http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PCE.....eature=related

I passed the written portion of my driving test with a 94 and I'm getting my permit on Tuesday.
On that note, MY BIRTHDAY IS NEXT TUESDAY!!! ^^

That's all I can think of right now so I'll cya.

Well shit, guess what I just found out I can do. I can fucking write, like well. Never woulda thunk it but there it is.

I found out playing Truth or Dar with the Bronies on Facebook. Someone dared me to write a story about how awesome they were, so I did and it was good. After that, almost any time I picked dare they dared me to write something. My fav one was when Arktis dared me to write my worst story ever and I said "Arktis died. The End" X3 I even have an original character; Captain Obvious. The superhero who points out the obvious.

Well at least now I'm more motivated to write a ZimXMLP crossover fanfic. Awesome sauce.

My awesome friend  stickerstehhusky is doing commissions for $5. She is a really awesome person and a great artist. She also really needs this money so she can get food while she's at camp. So yeah, plz at least check it out.

Here's the link: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2533750/

Also, if you don't click the link that will make Fluttershy sad. You don't want to make Fluttershy sad, do you?

Don't worry guys I'm still alive, it's all good.

So here's pretty much what happened, THE PONIES GOT ME.

This entire time I've been on expressing my pony love all across the interwebs. I started out on the blog Equestria Daily, which keeps me supplied with fanfics, PMVs, news, etc. Then came what REALLY got me, Ponychan. I started out lurking the /pony/ and /pic/ boards, but soon I found my way to /oat/. I then slowly worked up the courage to post with a name, and then got a tripcode.There, my name is Joy Stick (Striker). I WAS HOOKED. Just recently have I really started getting to know the more known posters of /oat/ such as Peanut, Rarity Sauce, and Moony. My pony folder now has 536 files and counting, the largest sub-folder being my Rainbow Dash folder with 119 files. I currently have about 20 or so tabs of pony on my browser at this very moment.

Now with the explanation of my Pony addiction out of the way. I've finally come back because Ponychan is down for an unknown amount of time. That and I feel bad for just disappearing without warning. srry bout that ^_^'

Other stuff; if you're wondering if I was at AC, I wasn't. My mom didn't want to go to Pittsburgh. Also I PASSED MY FRESHMAN YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL!!! WOOT!!! If there is anything you were wondering that I didn't mention, ask me. Again I'm really srry about disappearing like that and I promise to check back here more offten. I'm off to go through...2,666 NEW MESSAGES!!!!!...*sigh* well I guess that's what I get for leaving for months. K cya later.

Well, I just had my Spring choir concert, it actually went surprisingly well. Not like the Winter concert where nobody knew when to go on stage and the fire alarm malfunctioned and went of in the middle of our song.

Also, FAU4 is finally here!!!! I will arrive Friday night and will be there till Sunday :3

Originally I had planned to go with my friend , but her mom decided to be a bitch and doesn't want to drive her, so she's getting a refund on their hotel room and pretty much wasted the money they spent on the Pre-Registration. Also two of my other friends that I thought were going now can't because of Finals week and Final projects. Oh well, at least and will be there ^^

Finally, slap some stress on my head, I'm in danger of failing Earth Science and Lit. & Comp. if I don't hand in a couple projects :( GOD DAMN MY PROCRASTINATION!!!!

Other than that things are going relatively well. Cya at FAU!!!! :)

Today at 1:00 P.M. the season finale of MLP FiM aired. It was a great episode and a good wrap-up of the first season. Now that season one is complete we have to wait until after summer for new sweet pony awesomeness. This will be the true test of the bronies, for if they can keep things going until season 2 then I have high hopes for the MLP fandom.

Anyway, I thought I'd share with you my favorite Pony PMV so far.

Polka just got 20% cooler.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhOl.....eature=related
5 imaginary dollars says that this will get stuck in your head.

Stolen from  stickerstehhusky

Answer and post results below:
1
who are you?

2
are we friends?

3
when and how did we meet?

4
would you kiss me?

5
describe me in one word

6
what was your first impression of me?

7
what reminds you of me?

8
if you could give me anything what would it be and why

9
how well do you know me?

10
are you gonna repost this and see what i say about you?

11
would you meet up with me in real life?

12
if we met up, is there was one thing you would want to do with me, and why?

That's right, I'm a brony now. YAY! My fav character is actually Rainbow Dash, but I couldn't find any good pics of her in my Ponies folder that I could easily make into an icon, so I picked this one of Pinkie Pie with her popcorn.

So, the reason I haven't been the most active is that my computer got a virus and after my virus protection program seemed to have not done any thing I therefore continued to shit bricks and shut down my computer, and keep it that way for months. And only a few days ago I decided to turn my computer on and what do ya know it, it fixed itself. Also at heart I'm a lurker so I don't post much. Cya later!

Hey guys!
Don't worry people I've actually been here a lot, I'm just lazy and don't write journals. So...

I've been going into a techno phase, mostly Daft Punk and FIAB.
Also, whoever has a PS3 and plays COD Black Ops, put your PSN here, I'll add you, and we'll go shoot some for the furrys! Lol furry pwnage x3
Oh yeah, I'm going to FAU4!!! Hope to see there!

I'm out y'all!! Cya! :3

So, I'm back (again) and a bunch of stuff has happened. First of all, the reason I haven't been on in a long time is that, when the holidays came I was spending time with my family. I had planned that after Christmas I'd come back to the internet, but as I got a Yamaha keyboard and a multitude of video games, I quickly forgot about the internet. So now I'm back with things to tell. For one, I went and saw Tron: Legacy and it was FACEMELTINGLY AWESOME!!!!! Which brings me to my next topic, music. After I saw the movie I heard that Daft Punk created the entire soundtrack. I had heard of Daft Punk before and considering how great the movie was I decided to take a closer look at them. Long story short, I now have every Daft Punk song ever on my iPod, even their remix album "Human After All: Remixes" that was only available in Japan. In case you know idea who Daft Punk is here's three songs by them:

Song: Da Funk Album: Homework
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z014I7FvDCo

Song: Robot Rock Album: Human After All
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFZjqVnWBhc

Song: Robot Rock (Maximum Overdrive remix) Album: Human After All: Remixes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NOo5fP9sqg

If anyone was wondering why I've inactive for a few days it's because I had the flu. Now, normally this would be an excuse to be on more because I missed school, but this thing was so bad, I could barely move in my own bed, let alone get up and walk to the computer. So now I have 414 MESSAGES!!!!! With 205 of them being journals. Part of me wants to be lazy and nuke them, but then I'll feel like a douchebag, and I don't want that, so I guess I'll be spending my night going through hundreds of submissions and journals *sigh*.

Also, just a little tidbit of news, my school choral concert is on Wednesday and I'm excited. I'm in Men's Choir, Knight Templar (one of two audition choirs), and regular Concert Choir ^^

It iz ma birthday and I iz now 15 and I'm going out to get a fucking job so I can actually buy shit for myself. FUCK YEAH FOR INDEPENDENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!

My birthday is in a week! Yay!! I'm turning 15 and I'm gonna get a job at Dominico's Pizza. YAY FOR ME!!

Stolen from  StickersTehHusky

KEY]:
(+++) LOVE!!!
(++) Like A lot.
(+) Like.
(~) undecided
(-) Dislike.
(--) Dislike A lot.
(---) HATE!!
(?) Never seen / Don't know what the name refers to


Anal on Males (+++)
Anal on Females (++)
Breasts (+++)
Breast Expansion (-)
Weight Gain (---) (uuhhhh no)
Bondage (+++) (I just got a new collar :3)
Clothing (+) (In certain doses)
Leather (+++)
Stockings (+)
Shoe/Boots (~) (I will often use this to mean "I don't care")
Suit and Tie (~)
Muscle, Male (+) (Just a little, not too much)
Muscle, Female (--)

Herm (++)
Cub (-)
Baby/Diaper (---) (Fuck to the no)
Transformation (+) (TF can be interesting when done right.) <<wat she said
Macro/Micro (-) (not really my thing)
Impregnation (~)
Pregnancy (--)
Soul Vore (---) (WTF THAT SHIT SOUNDS FUCKIN' SATANIC)
Cock Vore (---) (That shit does not sound pleasant)
Standard Soft Vore (+) (Sometimes it's good)
Standard Hard Vore (-) (Srry no)
Paw/Foot (+) (Again, not really my thing, but a foot/pawjob is nice now and then)
Incest (+) (It depends on the family members)
Yuri (F/F) (+++)
Yaoi (M/M) (+++)
Hetero (M/F) (+++)
Bi (+++)
Girly Boys (++++++++++++++++++++) (FUCK YEAH!!! WIN! WIN! WIN!)
Butch Girls (+)

Mind Control (++) (I've seen before and it was niiiiiiiice.)
Rape (+) (sometimes)
Uniform (~)
Orgy (+++) (WHO WANTS TO START ONE!!!)
Subbing/Doming (++++) (This subby kitty needs a master.)
Biting (+)
Cheesecake (?) (How would... With a... And get... just WTF? Nevermind, I don't want to know.)
Solo Masturbation; Male (++++)
Solo Masturbation; Female (++++)
Scat (---) (NO, JUST NO. If my partner pissed or shit during sex, that just sounds like it'd be really awkward.)
Inflation (+) (If done right)
Fat/Pudge (-)
Tech (--) (Once again, not really my thing)
Watersports (++) (mmm nice and wet) [EDIT] HOLY SHIT, I totally misunderstood what this was. Now that I know what it is I change my answer to a ---. Oh god, I probably seem weird as hell to my friends now. PLZ COMMENT SO I KNOW YOU DON'T THINK THAT ANYMORE.
Glasses (~) (I don't really care)

Tentacles (+) (Sometimes if not overdone)
Oviposition (---)
Masochism (+)
Sadism (+)
Multiple body parts (---) (no thank you)
Partial Nudity (++)
Gore/guro (---) (This pretty much scares the shit out of me)
Snuff (---)
Hyper (--)
Zoophilia (--)
Electricity (+) (Not too much)
She-males (++) (^^)
Cross-dressing (++++) (me likey)
Skunk spray (---) (oh gawd no)
Oral (+++)
Asphyxiation (-)
Wet-look (+++) (shiny and wet is niiiiiice)
Mud/Quicksand etc (-)
Sinking (-) (Isn't that pretty much the same as the last one)
Spooge (+)
Body Paint (+)
Pants (---) (NO PANTS FOR YOU!!)
Tickling (+++)
Adrenaline (~)

Well that was fun...now I'm horny.

Instructions:
Start with 100%. Put an (X) on everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.

1. Smoked. ( )
2. Drank alcohol. (X)
3. Cried when someone died. (X)
4. Been drunk. (X)
5. Had sex. ( )
6. Been to a concert. (X)
7. Gotten/given a handjob. (X)
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. (X)
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. (X)
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. ( )

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 93%

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. ()
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (X)
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. (X) [ I feel so ashamed :( ]
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. ()
15. Been to prom. (X)
16. Cried at school. (X)
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. (X)
18. Went streaking. ( )
19. Given or received a lap dance. ( )
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (X)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 87%

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. (X)
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. (X)
23. Kissed a stranger. ( )
24. Hugged a stranger. (X) [ I'm such a whore X) ]
25. Went scuba diving. ( )
26. Driven a car. (X)
27. Gotten an x-ray. (X)
28. Hit by a car. (X)
29. Had a party. (X)
30. Done serious drugs. ( )

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80%

31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. ( ) [ That sounds like fun ]
32. Got paid to strip for someone. ( )
33. Run away from home. (X)
34. Broken a bone. (X)
36. Bought porn. (X)
37. Watched porn. (X)
38. Made porn. ( )
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. (X)
40. Been in love. (X)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 74%

41. French kissed. ( )
42. Laughed so hard you cried. (X)
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (X)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. (X)
45. Stabbed yourself. (X) [ Multiple times reaching into my pocket for that damn sharpened pencil ]
46. Shot a gun. (X)
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. (X)
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
50. Watched an animal die. (X)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 65%

51. Watched a person die. ( )
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. ( )
53. Pranked somebody. (X)
54. Put somebody in the hospital. ( )
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. ()
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. (X)
57. Dressed punk. (X)
58. Dressed goth. (X)
59. Dressed preppy. (X)
60. Been to a motocross race. ( )

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 60%

61. Avoided somebody. (X)
62. Been stalked. ()
63. Stalked someone. (X) [ Don't worry I don't do that shit anymore ]
64. Met a celebrity. (X)
65. Played an instrument. (X)
66. Ridden a horse. ( )
67. Cut yourself. (X) [ No I'm not emo, it was an accident. ]
68. Bungee jumped. ( )
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. (X)
70. Been to a wild party. (X)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 53%

71. Got caught stealing something. (X)
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (X)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. ( )
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. ( )
75. Got arrested. ( )
76. Been pregnant. ( )
77. Babysat. (X)
78. Been to another country. ( )
79. Started your house on fire. ( )
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. (X) [ It raped me...lol jk ]

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 50%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. ( )
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. (X)
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. ( )
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (X)
85. Sat on your butt all day. (X)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. (X)
87. Had a job. (X)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. ( )
89. Been called a whore. (X)
90. Danced like a whore. ( )

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 44%

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. ( )
92. Been in a car accident. ()
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (X)
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. (X)
95. Raped somebody. ( )
96. Danced in the rain. (X)
97. Been rejected. (X) [ Many times ]
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. ( )
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. (X)
100. Been raped. ( )

TOTAL PERCENTAGE: 39%

WHAT THE FUCK DID THAT LUNCH LADY PUT IN MY COFFEE?!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD_IjVY

CLICK HERE --->http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1740767/<--- CLICK HERE
Make sure to watch him, he's a good dude.

A Mario level you win without pressing any buttons, you may think "Where's the fun in that?" Well you'll see...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDhYmpX9DLM

Rate Striker
1. What do you think my character would have a job/career in?
2. What is unique about my character that you enjoy?
3. What are her flaws?
4. What are some changes you would like to see?
5. What would you like to see my character doing in future pictures?
6. How old does my character look?
7. On a scale of 1-10, how attractive is my character?
8. On a scale to 1-10, how sexually attractive is my character?
9. On a scale to 1-10, how well does my character fit me?
10. If you could, how would you personally change her to fit me better?

Right Here> http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1592426/ <Right Here

Literal trailer goodness....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MahTKZDHXaA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MahTKZDHXaA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MahTKZDHXaA

DO IT!!!