I meet the dumbest people at work part 3
General | Posted 13 years agoOk a while back I was outside talking to a friend of mine when a guy in a SUV stopped us. He asked how to get back to the main HWY. I told the guy with a smile. "Very easy sir. Just hang a left out of the parting lot and straight down this road for about 4 to 5 miles and you will hit the the HWY." The thanked me and headed out of the parking lot. He hung a left and then drove about 30 yards and hung a right at the very first light. I thought to myself I did not tell him anything about a right turn but then I thought maybe he was picking somebody up. Well 15 min later he drove up again yelling at me because I gave him the directions. He said that I should pay for the gas that he wasted going the wrong way. I looked at the guy with a kind of pissed off look. "Sir I never said anything about a right turn anywhere. I said left out of the parking lot and straight 4 to 5 miles and you will run into the HWY. My friend who I ended up giving many free coffee's walked over to the guy leaned kind of into the window and with a huge shit eating grin said. "Sir I heard what this guy said to you. If you took your head out of your ass and followed his directions you would not have gone the wrong way. Now he said left out of the parking lot see that road in front of the station you go left on it. Now go straight for 4 to 5 miles DO NOT TURN LEFT OR RIGHT but straight tell you get to the HWY. If you do turn left or a right before the HWY then I suggest that you stay lost and do not came back again." Man that guy took off very quickly. I was on the ground laughing as my friend helped me back to my feet.
I meet some of the dumbest people at my work part 2
General | Posted 13 years agoOk a while back the gas station was having trouble with the credit card readers at all the pumps (we have 8). I put up a large sign over every card reader slot that said "Sorry credit card system is down cash only." Ok I thought it was straight forward sign. Well during my shift I had a guy drive up to pump 8 and lift the sign and slide his card. The guy waited about 2 min before getting back into his car. I thought he was going to drive off and leave. NOOOO this guy drives around to pump 7 and tries it again. Now I am thinking this guy might be a little slow until he drives to all 8 pumps trying his card at each and every one of them. At each pump he had to lift the sign to slide his card. When he reached pump 1 I went outside and yelled at the guy. "Excuse me sir but what was the last grade in school you completed for in most schools you must read and understand English to pass." The guy looked at me then at the sign and lowered his head and drive out of the parking lot very quickly tires spinning.
I meet some of the dumbest people at my work
General | Posted 14 years ago Ok Wed morning guy A and guy B walk into the gas station. Both men have there pants WAY down low. I ask both to pull them up while they are in the store. Guy A pulls his up but guy B starts yelling and cussing at me telling me that I am raciest. I have had trouble with this guy before so I was not going to take it this time. I told guy B to leave the store. Guy A would not leave and kept on yelling and cussing. I told guy B that if he did not leave I would have to call the cops. Guy B leaves for a few min. He comes back into the store still cussing and yelling. So I called the cops. I was still on the phone with dispatch when the 1st officer arrives. Guy B walks up to the officer yelling still and told officer that I was raciest because I asked him to pull up his pants. Officer replays "How come you did not pull up your pants." This only made guy B even madder. A min later guy B was being arrested. When they put the hand cuffs on the guy I walked into the cooler for I was starting to laugh.
Now today the arresting officer came into the store and thanked me for calling. I was told by officer that the guy was arrested for felony drug position, probation violation, bale jumping and a arrest warrant for something else. If I had all this on me and I went into a store and was asked to pull my pants up I would look at the guy smile and pull up my pants. This guy was dump to argue with me and to an officer.
Now today the arresting officer came into the store and thanked me for calling. I was told by officer that the guy was arrested for felony drug position, probation violation, bale jumping and a arrest warrant for something else. If I had all this on me and I went into a store and was asked to pull my pants up I would look at the guy smile and pull up my pants. This guy was dump to argue with me and to an officer.
New StuntTiger fursuit
General | Posted 14 years agoOk I have told a few people that I finally got my new StuntTiger fursuit last weekend. Well a lot of people have now been bugging for pics or video of the suit. I keep telling people that I am not showing the suit off tell MFF and that just makes them even more mad and keep begging for more pics and video so here is a link to a few pics and a video of the new StuntTiger in action.
http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a.....%20StuntTiger/
http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a.....%20StuntTiger/
The new StuntTiger in action
General | Posted 14 years agoOk here is a quick video of me wearing my new StuntTiger fursuit jumping off the roof.
If you do not like the video you all can blame socks he is the one that made the video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMCjPP4zUpo
If you do not like the video you all can blame socks he is the one that made the video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMCjPP4zUpo
How stupid can people be at a gas station
General | Posted 14 years agoOk I know that some of you that might read this have worked at a gas station. Over the last few weeks I have had some really and I mean really dumb people come in.
customer 1: It was raining real hard and it knocked our credit card and debit system out. I had put a note on all the pumps right were you lift the handle. I also have 4 notes on the 2 doors and 2 more at the register. The customer walked through the door and stopped to smooth out the note that said system was down cash only. She got a few items and walked up to the register. She got mad at me and throw her stuff on the counter and stomped out the door mad.
customer 2: Once again the card system was down. Again I had notes on all the pumps. The person pulls up to the pump and tries to use his card at the pump. He tries once and waits for a min then tries his card again. Again waits for a moment and then tries for the 3rd time. I told the lady that the system was down
Her: Oh I am using credit.
Me: Ma'am the system is down we can only do cash only.
Then the lady comes into the station and asked to prepay $20 on pump 3. She hands me her card and tell me it is debit. I ended up telling the lady Exact words (What part of card system is down and it is chash only that you do not under stand.) Then she gives me a weird look and says so I cannot use my card then duuuuuu what what I said back to her.
customer 3: A lady come into the station and walks over to the coffee area. She turns around and asks what one is reg coffe. I tell her it is the far right that says coffee. She reaches over and places a hand on the hi-rev and ask if this was it. She did this 6 times until I could not take it and yelled at her. (Lady I told you it is the white lable that is far right that says coffee.
I mean how stupid can people be. there has been a lot lately that do not read or understand what I am saying. After working there for 2 years now I have gotten a little tolerance towards blacks that think I am being racest because they are under 40 years old and do not have an idea to buy smokes or the Mexicans that spill coffee all over the place and do not clean up after themselfs. Or even the people that refuse to speak english even thou they under stand what I am saying.
customer 1: It was raining real hard and it knocked our credit card and debit system out. I had put a note on all the pumps right were you lift the handle. I also have 4 notes on the 2 doors and 2 more at the register. The customer walked through the door and stopped to smooth out the note that said system was down cash only. She got a few items and walked up to the register. She got mad at me and throw her stuff on the counter and stomped out the door mad.
customer 2: Once again the card system was down. Again I had notes on all the pumps. The person pulls up to the pump and tries to use his card at the pump. He tries once and waits for a min then tries his card again. Again waits for a moment and then tries for the 3rd time. I told the lady that the system was down
Her: Oh I am using credit.
Me: Ma'am the system is down we can only do cash only.
Then the lady comes into the station and asked to prepay $20 on pump 3. She hands me her card and tell me it is debit. I ended up telling the lady Exact words (What part of card system is down and it is chash only that you do not under stand.) Then she gives me a weird look and says so I cannot use my card then duuuuuu what what I said back to her.
customer 3: A lady come into the station and walks over to the coffee area. She turns around and asks what one is reg coffe. I tell her it is the far right that says coffee. She reaches over and places a hand on the hi-rev and ask if this was it. She did this 6 times until I could not take it and yelled at her. (Lady I told you it is the white lable that is far right that says coffee.
I mean how stupid can people be. there has been a lot lately that do not read or understand what I am saying. After working there for 2 years now I have gotten a little tolerance towards blacks that think I am being racest because they are under 40 years old and do not have an idea to buy smokes or the Mexicans that spill coffee all over the place and do not clean up after themselfs. Or even the people that refuse to speak english even thou they under stand what I am saying.
Dave and Carol radio show update
General | Posted 14 years agoOk as I had said yesterday The morning radio show 96.9 WKLM did a bit on Anthrocon. It was a great piece that they did and everything was positive about the furry fandom and about the con. Well when I got home I sent them an e-mail thanking them for a nice piece and that the furry fandom hardly gets any good publicity. Well a few hours later I get an e-mail back from Carol asking for pics of some of my suits. So I ended up sending a few pics of the suits that I have. Some of the pics that I had was of me falling. Well today on the show they talked about the e-mail that I sent them and the pics that went with the e-mail. Everybody on the show loved the pics and a video link of me doing falls while in suit.
I heard an AC report on Dave and Carol morning show.
General | Posted 14 years agoOk while I am at work I like to put on Dave and Carol morning show on the radio. These guys are great and very funny. Well today while I was at work they talked about Anthrocon on the radio. They went on for a good 10 to 15 min talking about the con and the stuff that they do at them. They went on to talk about furrys and fursuits. I kind of waiting to hear something bad about the fandom but not once did they say anything bad. I was very happy with the bit they did and even e-mailed them thanking them for a positive look on the furry fandom.
I finally got my airbag from a furry exfriend
General | Posted 14 years ago Ok after 3 weeks of excuses of why he could not show up and other bull shit I finally got my airbag back.
http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a.....irty%20airbag/
It is going to take me a few days to get it cleaned and looking like it use to.
Ok I have a question to ask everybody that reads this.
You have somebody that wants to work with you he wants to be partners (you own the business). He has some good ideas not great but good ones. He never shows up on time never leaves on time. Is almost impossible to get a hold of (sometimes days later). Always has an excuse why he is late or did not show up. Now my question is what would you do with this person. He thinks that I should be nice and give him faith. I told the guy to get lost and that I did not want to see him again.
If anybody knows a fur by the name Patpndg do not give him anything or go into business with him he will try and run it into the ground. Just look at how I go the airbag back from him.
http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a.....irty%20airbag/
It is going to take me a few days to get it cleaned and looking like it use to.
Ok I have a question to ask everybody that reads this.
You have somebody that wants to work with you he wants to be partners (you own the business). He has some good ideas not great but good ones. He never shows up on time never leaves on time. Is almost impossible to get a hold of (sometimes days later). Always has an excuse why he is late or did not show up. Now my question is what would you do with this person. He thinks that I should be nice and give him faith. I told the guy to get lost and that I did not want to see him again.
If anybody knows a fur by the name Patpndg do not give him anything or go into business with him he will try and run it into the ground. Just look at how I go the airbag back from him.
free fetish art from keenora
General | Posted 14 years agoMy work
General | Posted 15 years agoWell it is now official at work. The company is going after Davis old crew of people. Over the last few months the company that I work for Stop N Go has been going after my ex bosses people that he had hired. In Oct the assistant manager Terrin got promoted and was sent to her own store in Hartland. Then about a month later she was fired for something she did not do. Because of this my old boss walked out on the job and quit. He quit because he was tired of doing the work of HIS supervisor and not getting paid for it. Then a few days after that another one of the the employee that dave hires got fired for something small and that others were doing as well and they did not get into trouble but she got fired. Then 2 other employees that Dave had hired has been getting warmings about stupid stuff that others are doing but they are not going after them. Today I got suspended for 1 day because I was doing my everything on the duty list that I was giving but not marking down the correct times I was finishing them. I am a bit pissed because the company is going after Dave's crew for dumb shit but they are not doing anything if somebody else does the same thing.
Airbag safety check
General | Posted 15 years agoWell the weather was nice enough this weekend to set up my airbag. I got it all set up and gave it a good safety check and it all checked out. I did do a few falls off the roof onto it. I sent a request to the Waukesha County Fair people to let me set up the airbag during the far and have people do falls onto it. I hope to hear back from the people soon with a yes. If they do I could make a bit of extra money and get my name out to people that I also do parties for kids and adults. :)
Ask Me Anything
General | Posted 15 years agoOk I saw this and I thought I would give it a try as well. I am an open book so you can ask me anything as well.
Year in review
General | Posted 15 years ago Ok New Years is just around the corner. My mistake it is down the hall and the 3rd down on the left. hehehehe. Well not a whole lot of stuff happened during 2010. I would like to start off by saying that I have been with my job at the gas station for over a year and I was just bumped up to full time. That means I can save up for a truck to transport my airbag to the stunt parties and I can also save up for a new StuntTiger fursuit. I also had a great time at MFF I got to meet people I had not seen in a long time and I also got to meet people that I have only chatted with online. I also this year I got to beta test the new Chrome netbook. The nice thing is that I get to keep it for free. Other then that not much has heppened this year.
Now for the new year. I do plan on trying to quit smoking again. Lately I have not been smoking as much I use to while at work or at home. I also hope to get my business up and off the ground and make a little money on the side.
Now for the new year. I do plan on trying to quit smoking again. Lately I have not been smoking as much I use to while at work or at home. I also hope to get my business up and off the ground and make a little money on the side.
Tron Legacy
General | Posted 15 years agoOk I went to see Tron Legacy in 3D. I have to say it was a good movie. It was worth seeing in the movies. I will say that it was not a great movie. It left me disappointed in many parts of the money. The movie had some real cool fight scenes but the story line was a bit of a let down. I did love the new suits that they had in the move and the light cycles were nice. The one thing that realt upset me was that everything on the grid could make walls like the light cycles even the planes that they had in the moves made walls that people could run into and die. I think the best part of the movie was the killer sound track by Daft Punk (Yes they were in the movie as DJ's at a club on the grid.) I would give this movie a 6 out of a 10. Even thou it was a let down it was still worth seeing on the big screen. If you do go and see it skip the 3D and just see it 2 day.
Free notebook
General | Posted 15 years agoWell not to long ago somebody told me that google was looking for people to try out there new chrome notebook. Well I went to the web site and filled out the form online. Well today there was a box on my doorstep. At first I thought it was from my family for I told them that I was looking into getting a new laptop. After I started it up I realized that it was from google. I was chosen to take part in the testing of the new notebook. So far it is nice and easy to use and I like it so far. It is just mainly to surf the net right now but so far it is a nice notebook.
Deleted by poster
General | Posted 15 years agoOk for the last few weeks I keep getting a posting that has been deleted. The funny thing is that it is already checked before I even click on it. I was just wandering if anybody else has been having this problem with this on there account.
MFF
General | Posted 15 years agoWell I have decided to go to MFF this year. At first I was not going to go for I did not have the money. Well now that I am working full time at the gas station I now have the money to go. If anybody would like to meet up for dinner or lunch or even breakfast send me a reply and I will give you my phone number so that we can get a hold of each other and make plans to meet up.
Update about the guy on facebook
General | Posted 15 years agoWell today I got a message back from the guy on face book. THis is what he said in his message.
Report me if you wish, it wont do any good. Idle threats aren't anything to me.
I "stole" it for a reason because of a bet/promise I made with someone months ago, and I'll gladly take it off now that you've seen it and are flaming over it.
Sorry if it did offend/make you mad.
He stole the pic and was telling people that it was him on a bet with somebody that guy must be dumber than a bag of bricks.
Report me if you wish, it wont do any good. Idle threats aren't anything to me.
I "stole" it for a reason because of a bet/promise I made with someone months ago, and I'll gladly take it off now that you've seen it and are flaming over it.
Sorry if it did offend/make you mad.
He stole the pic and was telling people that it was him on a bet with somebody that guy must be dumber than a bag of bricks.
This pissed me off
General | Posted 15 years agoOk I was on face book this morning and looking threw a few profiles when I came across this one.
http://www.facebook.com/Azuyre?v=wall
This guy is claiming that this is his fursuit and the pic was taken at a con that he went to. That is so bull shit. One the pic was taken at Hindpaw's backyard. http://web.mac.com/hindpaws/Hindpaw.....unt_Tiger.html
I own the suit. I do not know what this guy is telling people when they ask about the suit/ I am hopping that he is not telling people a lot of bull shit that my hurt me down the road. I wrote the guy a nasty e-mail telling him to take the pic off his profile or he will be reported.
http://www.facebook.com/Azuyre?v=wall
This guy is claiming that this is his fursuit and the pic was taken at a con that he went to. That is so bull shit. One the pic was taken at Hindpaw's backyard. http://web.mac.com/hindpaws/Hindpaw.....unt_Tiger.html
I own the suit. I do not know what this guy is telling people when they ask about the suit/ I am hopping that he is not telling people a lot of bull shit that my hurt me down the road. I wrote the guy a nasty e-mail telling him to take the pic off his profile or he will be reported.
Way home from work
General | Posted 15 years agoThe other day I was walking home from work and I saw a chipmunk walking along the side walk. I had a bag of stuff that I got from the gas station. I had a bag of doughnuts along with a honey bun. The chipmunk stopped just a few feet in front of me and had the look of you got something good in that bag. So I opened the honey bun and bent down to give the chipmunk some of it. I put it on the sidewalk and he ran over and started to eat it quickly. He was so cute that I ended up giving him a little more and he almost took it out of my hand. He took a bit more and then ran off into the leaves next to the side walk. As I walked past he popped his head out from the leaves almost like he was saying thank you for the treat.
Mascot Airline pull
General | Posted 15 years agoWell I just got back from my pro mascot gig. Today was Bob and Brion morning radio show airline pull benefit gig. There was about 12 mascots at the event. I was Buddy Squirrel from Buddy Squirrel Quality Candy. The 12 mascots had to pull a plane 15 feet in under 10 sec. We pulled the plane that far in 7.4 sec. The funny thing is that we had a faster time than some of the other teams that was out there.
I did get even with one of the mascots that was at the event. A few weeks ago Socks and I did an aids walk charity event. I was wearing Impact and Socks was wearing Skuff. Well the mascot from the Milwaukee Admirals Rosco was at the aids walk. I was going to give him a high 5 but he grabbed my hand and gave me a kiss almost knocking me down. Well at the airline pull he was on his knee and I walked over and knocked him down a few times with my big tail. After the event I got a chance to talk to him and when I told him about the aids walk he thought it was funny that I was getting back at him. He thought it was funny that I was knocking him down with my large squirrel tail.
The mascots that was at the event were
Brad Beach (Milwaukee Wave soccer)
Bango (Milwaukee Bucks)
Rosco (Milwaukee Admirals)
McGruff
A cookie (Midwest airlines mascot)
Froggy (Milwaukee museum from exhibit)
Buffalo (buffalo wile wings)
a storm trooper
Buddy Squirrel (Buddy Squirrel Quality Candy) That is who I was
A yellow dog. I was not sure where he was from.
I did get even with one of the mascots that was at the event. A few weeks ago Socks and I did an aids walk charity event. I was wearing Impact and Socks was wearing Skuff. Well the mascot from the Milwaukee Admirals Rosco was at the aids walk. I was going to give him a high 5 but he grabbed my hand and gave me a kiss almost knocking me down. Well at the airline pull he was on his knee and I walked over and knocked him down a few times with my big tail. After the event I got a chance to talk to him and when I told him about the aids walk he thought it was funny that I was getting back at him. He thought it was funny that I was knocking him down with my large squirrel tail.
The mascots that was at the event were
Brad Beach (Milwaukee Wave soccer)
Bango (Milwaukee Bucks)
Rosco (Milwaukee Admirals)
McGruff
A cookie (Midwest airlines mascot)
Froggy (Milwaukee museum from exhibit)
Buffalo (buffalo wile wings)
a storm trooper
Buddy Squirrel (Buddy Squirrel Quality Candy) That is who I was
A yellow dog. I was not sure where he was from.
bumped to 40 hours a week
General | Posted 15 years agoWell in the next few weeks I will go from 16 hours a week to 40 hours a week. The assistant manager at the gas station I work is getting promoted to a different store. She works 40 hours a week working 3rd shift. Now that she is going to be leaving the gas station I have been asked if I would be willing to take over her hours. That means I will be working 40 hours a week 3rd shift. I am looking forward to this for it will mean more money. I am going to save up for a truck so that I can transport my airbag and stunt equipment to more stunt parties. Also I am going to be saving up for StuntTiger 2.0. I already have a background story ready when I get the new fursuit. It is going to be a funny story kind of like the 6 million dollar man but in a funny way.
check this out.
General | Posted 15 years agoHey! Go look at shadowsani and his fursuit account blue-fox-fursuits ! He does some real nice work.
people pushing my buttons
General | Posted 15 years agoI love it when people make comments on my youtube account telling me that I am doing falls all wrong. The other thing I love is when they say that doing falls is so easy. I had a guy tell me that when doing a header you just let yourself lean forward and let yourself fall. Ok when you do that you will fall straight down and miss the airbag or you will hit just the front of the airbag and launch yourself off and into the side of the building or off the airbag and get hurt. Also doing falls is not very easy. Yea I make it look easy but that is because I have been doing falls for almost 28 years now. If I can fall from 150 feet and do a header and roll off the airbag safely then I must be doing something correct. Also a few summers ago I worked for a stunt school doing mascot/ stunt performing. I was doing 10 to 15 foot falls and she never told me that I was doing anything wrong. It takes a lot to make me mad but when you talk about stunt performing and tell me doing falls is easy or that I am doing a fall wrong that quickly pisses me off.
By the way this is the comment he posted on my youtube account. "dude thats wrong. ur not supposed to jump out. you're supposed to lean forward and let ur body flip. if your mark is too far away than move it closer."
This is the video that he commented on. I deleted the comment from the video. In the video I say to push off hard enough so that you will land in the center of the airbag not push off hard so that you fly threw the air.
By the way this is the comment he posted on my youtube account. "dude thats wrong. ur not supposed to jump out. you're supposed to lean forward and let ur body flip. if your mark is too far away than move it closer."
This is the video that he commented on. I deleted the comment from the video. In the video I say to push off hard enough so that you will land in the center of the airbag not push off hard so that you fly threw the air.
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