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General | Posted 17 years agoI stole it from 
bob_buffalo
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Why Did Matthew Need Dead Babies? (what?)
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Matthew looks like one of those football guys with a 3 month pregnant belly.
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Matthew says his ABCs.
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Matthew wants to know why a girl is answering his friend's phone.
Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A. March 10, 2007 - Matthew (13) performs Bach's Italian Concerto, 3rd movement in a recital.
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Matthew Hates pictures, videos, personal blog, interests, information about me and more.
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Matthew asks, 'Is it time to re-introduce sound to the web?"
Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Matthew goes to mynt!
Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: Matthew Likes to Hump.
Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: matthew eats sour patch kids
Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Matthew wears an open-fronted frock dress over wide-legged pantalets edged with Swiss sticthing. (I wouldn't be surprsied if he turned out to be a transexual)
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search
A: Matthew was arrested for playing the bongos in his house while he was naked.
bob_buffaloQ: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Why Did Matthew Need Dead Babies? (what?)
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Matthew looks like one of those football guys with a 3 month pregnant belly.
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Matthew says his ABCs.
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Matthew wants to know why a girl is answering his friend's phone.
Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A. March 10, 2007 - Matthew (13) performs Bach's Italian Concerto, 3rd movement in a recital.
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Matthew Hates pictures, videos, personal blog, interests, information about me and more.
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Matthew asks, 'Is it time to re-introduce sound to the web?"
Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Matthew goes to mynt!
Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: Matthew Likes to Hump.
Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: matthew eats sour patch kids
Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Matthew wears an open-fronted frock dress over wide-legged pantalets edged with Swiss sticthing. (I wouldn't be surprsied if he turned out to be a transexual)
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search
A: Matthew was arrested for playing the bongos in his house while he was naked.
OW! MY balls!
General | Posted 17 years agoI met this cute guy in the public bathroom today at the movies.
We chatted and exchanged phone numbers.
He left then I had to go use the stall for #2 business. My pant and my boxer's down and I sit down and *squishes* goes my balls. JESUS I FORGOT TO LIFT THE LID UP!
It hurted horribly! I masturbated later on to make sure my babies aren't erased but luckily they are still intact.
But damn! It hurts.
Note to self: Look before you sit.
We chatted and exchanged phone numbers.
He left then I had to go use the stall for #2 business. My pant and my boxer's down and I sit down and *squishes* goes my balls. JESUS I FORGOT TO LIFT THE LID UP!
It hurted horribly! I masturbated later on to make sure my babies aren't erased but luckily they are still intact.
But damn! It hurts.
Note to self: Look before you sit.
My Quote.
General | Posted 17 years agoI just want to type this in and let people know that this is copyrighted by me.
"I would rather to be hated for doing something right than be loved for doing something wrong"
That's right, I am becoming a philosopher now. :D
"I would rather to be hated for doing something right than be loved for doing something wrong"
That's right, I am becoming a philosopher now. :D
Took from Meanbeard's
General | Posted 18 years ago1. What is the name of your fursona? Cabo Stemme
2. Where did the name of your Fursona come from? Made it up a while ago. I tried to think of something sex-related. Then I tried to use Jack Hammer since he would thrust it in like a jackhammer but got cheesy for me. Then I thought of a train~ somehow I created a name for him. "Cabo" from "Caboose" and "Stemme" from "Steam"
3. What species is your fursona and why did you choose that species? Bull, it took me awhile to chose and I had came to desicion to pick Bull from now on. Taurens from WoW is kind of a influence on my desicion but it's not the main influence. I notice that bulls are gentle but tough. Everything that I am not. ; -;
4. What color is your fursona and why? His fur's dark brown with light brown mane.
5. What is your fursona's personality and how does this compare to your irl personality? My fursona would probably be tough, strong, gentle, sweet and looks out for his friends. The almost exact opposite of me, the only personality we have in common is that we both look out for our friends and that we are gentle and sweet.
6. What is one item your fursona owns that is significant to you irl? His charms. I could make men drop to their knees within a bat of an eye.
7. What is one thing you thing you would say to your fursona if you could meet? Can you help me lift weights?
8. What is one thing your fursona would say to you if you could meet? Why are you skinny?
9. How has your fursona changed over the years? Ohohoh, don't get me start on that. Let's just say he started as a feline and went through different animals until it was finally a bull.
10. How long have you had this fursona? For a short time but will be for a long time.
11. Would you like to be more like your fursona? Of course! I want to be buff like him! Lol
12. Ok now tag three other people you would like to learn about! *points to three people* I tag you!
pet peeves meme
General | Posted 18 years agoI read StupidGit's journal and figured, "what the heck?"
1. People who say stupid things, I don't mind it once in awhile and that was when it's funny but if you say something stupid everyday~ Go to hell.
2. same as Stupid Git, people who abuse Japanese language~ saying "kawaii" or "baka" and adding "-sama", "-kun", "-chan" does not automatically make you expert on japanese nor better than sliced bread.
3. Narutards who adds in "no justu" at the end of sentences. Saying "Bitch Slap no justu" 500 times is certainly not funny nor even make you kick-ass. You just made yourself dumber and have an IQ of a flowerpot. The only exception is if you drew a funny artwork or have a funny icon realte dto it then I accept it.
4. Anyone who is overprotective or aggressive about their partners. Lay off your partners, I acutally had a relationship witha guy like that once. At first I found it cute, made me think of an animal protecting his mate then I got tired of it. I would hate it when my ex-boyfriend would say, "He's mine, don't touch" to anyone I talk to.
5. --- Nothing ---
1. People who say stupid things, I don't mind it once in awhile and that was when it's funny but if you say something stupid everyday~ Go to hell.
2. same as Stupid Git, people who abuse Japanese language~ saying "kawaii" or "baka" and adding "-sama", "-kun", "-chan" does not automatically make you expert on japanese nor better than sliced bread.
3. Narutards who adds in "no justu" at the end of sentences. Saying "Bitch Slap no justu" 500 times is certainly not funny nor even make you kick-ass. You just made yourself dumber and have an IQ of a flowerpot. The only exception is if you drew a funny artwork or have a funny icon realte dto it then I accept it.
4. Anyone who is overprotective or aggressive about their partners. Lay off your partners, I acutally had a relationship witha guy like that once. At first I found it cute, made me think of an animal protecting his mate then I got tired of it. I would hate it when my ex-boyfriend would say, "He's mine, don't touch" to anyone I talk to.
5. --- Nothing ---
