Okay, so Lets say you somehow got back in time and had an hour to spend with your former self from 3 years ago. It doesn't mess up the time continuum it just creates a different reality.

What would you do, had you an hour to sit and talk, what would you say, what would you tell, what would you leave out?

Well, Honestly this is what would happen:

P.C. = Present Christian
3.C. = 3 years ago Christian


P.C.: Hi, you are probably wondering a lot huh?
3.C.: well yeah theres- OW WHAT THE FUCK!?
P.C.: SIT DOWN SHUT THE FUCK UP
3.C.: WHAT THE HELL!?! -OW STOP IT!
P.C.: Then SHUT it!
3.C.: .....
P.C.: First off, stop being an angst filled Emo bitch, DO your homework, and stop telling people about your heart!
3.C.: But what happens if-
P.C.: SHUT IT!
3.C.: ...
P.C.: Now, your life is going to be rocky, but the whole OH YAY manipulation control other people thing, though extremely entertaining and fun, dont do it to the people you love.
3.C.: DUDE I GET A NEW GIRLFRIEND
P.C.: ..... Lets just say you work off some wait and use your tongue to become something of a Casanova when it comes to certain situations.
3.C.: that sounds dirty
P.C.: It wasn't meant to be but that works too, ALSO get that fucking BELL off your neck, your not gay, stop acting like it.
3.C.: k...
P.C.: Also, and this is DIRELY important, have our dad move to CALIFORNIA, or PALATINE NOT MASSACHUSETTS
3.C: what why?
P.C.: Horrible Unspeakable things
3.C: ... okay
P.C.: Oh, and keep learning about computers and for the love of god stop wasting your money on girlfriends, most of them are arrogant self loving assholes with only themselves on the brain, oh and NEVER EVER date someone that has a lot of friends, we don't work well with Jealousy. and most importantly, NEVER and I mean NEVER EVER give up on life, obviously they come up with a cure for our heart issue its pretty sweat, I'm technically a Biomechanically Enhanced Humanoid. You'll get these nanotech machines in your heart the whole process is really cool, but painful, and oh and make sure to meet people in the furry fandom and stop being such a reclusive dick get out and have fun. Oh, and buy a ps3 sooner.
3.C.: THEY MAKE A PS3?!
P.C.: Dude, they made a movie about ironman that DIDNT suck balls
3.C.: DUDE QUESTION did they ever redo spawn man!?
P.C.: No... but they are making a Dragonball and Metal Gear movie
3.C.: Sweet!
P.C.: okay I got very little time to build your character and Im sorry i have to do this but I have to kick your... my... ass!
3.C.: What no!? -SHIT OWW
<50 minutes later>
P.C.: KTHANKSBYE

So after like 2 weeks of battling Dargoneer I have done it

 sunder the account "Sunder" is finally mine

I will be moving there, Go watch me there folks

Okay yall I'm going to record at a studio in Quincy today! I got a radio segment to do with a friend on public Boston radio! its gonna be bitching! expect a 8-20 part upload when I get home!

Today, by far the most famous voice actor in the history of the world, aside from the man of 500 voices himself has died. Don LaFontaine 'the movie voice guy' who has done practically 50% of trailers out there, has died at the age of 68, in his memory, since he is one of my idols, I shall be doing a special segment and goodbye to him on my show, my only regret is that I didn't get to meet the man. Rest in peace Don.

Okay I love my fursona and all but sometimes I wish I had a natural color, just brown and off white would be fine, and maybe ONE eye mark with a cresent moon. sometimes sunder makes me sad. does anyone else have an odd colored character that they are like FUCK WHY ARE YOU THIS WAY WAS YOUR DAD A PASTEL OR THE EASTER BUNNY!!??!?!?

So a lot of you have been saying "Wtf sunder why are you getting up at 7 EVERY FUCKING DAY?"

The answer is simple. i got tired of being out of shape, note I'm not saying I'm overweight, which is apparent that I'm not. I'm just not as thin, muscular, and toned, as I would like to be.

So to answer the question, the reason I've been getting up is that's the only time I can fit a 2 hour regiment of exercise into my life. Since geeksquad is somewhat demanding on time, I have to get up early to bike. now I actually have a good bike its a specialized, hard rock custom sport, and I've invested a lot of money in gear and the bike itself. Currently I am doing anywhere between 12-25 miles a day on my bike in around an hour to two.

Its really odd though, its been a while since I got into the groove of exercising, something I haven't done since my... "less credible work nights" to those of you who knew my jobs in providence, or saw me do my thing there you know what I'm talking about.

Anyway that and my new "healthy" heart diet my doctors recommended has caused me to start losing a good amount of weight, roughly 7 pounds a month.

Its really funny though, I was that kid that never got outside his house, now I bike every day, and I'll be racing competitively by next summer.

anyway this is more a personal journal than anything. took a lot of motivation to get off my ass at least I'm back in the world of exercise and fitness.

Pictures of me biking coming soon.

Hey everyone! hope yer all doin good! ITS FRIDAY.

Anyway you might have noticed my new icon, if not HIT F5 NOW.

So yes Sunders skin is now a pale blue. As is his tongue, reproductive organ, and paw pads.

And uhhm a certain question arises since 3 people have asked, about the baby batter issue. Yes it is clear blue, same consistency, and tastes of blue raspberry. shut up and stop asking me now KTHANKSBYE

So folks most of you know I had heart surgery, obviously it went okay XD. anyway after the whole healing process I jumped back on the geek squad wagon, I'm now working back for geek squad I am Agent MA117 at Precinct 00568 ^_^ boring newss

HOLY SHIT was I the first person back <_<

First off, I love my friends, all of you seriously thanks for being so chill and drama free, I can't stand all the prepubescent con drama that seemed to infest the con. I had to drop the banhammer and dispense some indiscriminate justice on two occasions. This guy danny dingo I swear, this dude STALKED my friend we tried to yell at him he wouldn't stop following us so eventually con ops had to be like LOL GTFO.

It was a really good con I made a lot of good friends and it was nice to hang out with a crowd of mature kids rather than the people I hung out with at FF. My party went rather well, all you guys were there and made it really awesome, thanks for coming Beeejaay, Rachel, Kate, C, Kate, Youth Culture, Chiv and Robert, Nevermint, PupE Raver, Doryuu and tsukaza and your other friend! it was an awesome party and nice and chill.

Also big thank you to 2, thanks for inviting me to the greenroom, to chill with you for a little bit before your show, hope you liked the German beer!

And for all of you that heard the "You poopin!?" joke it started with me XP ask if you want the original story

To Larka and Lucky and Skuff, Thanks for hanging out ya guys hope you made good money off the table!

Lol having a blast in chicago, goin to clubs, hang out with furries XD and going to restaurants with really thick bacon. I've had my proverbial cherry popped more times than I can count on stuff like my first trip to Ihop, Chipotle, and many other stories and restaurants. I also went into my first real sex store... they had a dildo called "The great American challenge" that was a foot and a half long...

In other news I finally went crawling back to Best Buy, only not geek squad this time it looks like I'm gonna be doing something else, I have to work my way to them again...

SO anywho, hopefully AC is gonna be a blast we're driving there from Chicago XD

Okay SO! As many of you know I'm getting major heart surgery on the 18th of July its a tricky surgery that finally fixes my YEARS and YEARS of trouble. No more needles (blah blah you know the spiel) ANYWAY I am having a party in my room at AC Friday night no set time as of yet but it will be in the omni william Penn hotel across from anthro con. if your reading this you're invited though I don't want more than 12 people in the room. There will be guns, Booze,firetrucks live music by me! I shall also be providing some drinks but if your terrible specific I would bring your own. note that you should hide your alchohal while importing it to my room. I would also ask that we arent too rowdy in the halls as the Omni is a fancy smancy hotel and I'd rather keep my room.

TELL ME IF YOUR COMING

my cell is 1-808-652-1138
Please text me with your name (if I know you) and who you are either coming with or bringing.

Currently:

myself
Lithium
Leon
Rachel
Skulldog

are in it so I got like maybe 7-8 slots left.

I think you were gonna come PupE werent ya?

If you were a God or Goddess:

What would you be the God/Goddess of?
Fall time, autumn, leaves changing colours

What would your name be as a God or Goddess?
"Machine God of the Fall"

What kinds of things would symbolize you (I.e. crops, animals etc)
Falling leaves, foxes, jack-o-lanterns

What kind of powers would you have as a God or Goddess?
Power to change the color of leaves, make things die, but also plant the seed for rebirth, control of the wind, and I'm just gonna throw in harvest

What kind of followers would you have?
I don't know XD weird ones probably

Would you have some sort of written text about you?
a few stories and folklore

What would your demographic followers be?
TOTALLY the pariahs

How would you reward your followers?
A final good harvest, also I would make the fall around there houses longer, and more vibrant

As a God or Goddess how would you dress or look like?
A 9 foot tall rusted mechanical man wielding a scythe in one hand and seeds in the other

As a God or Goddess what era or region would you be located in?
I'm gonna say early 1800's japan

As a God or Goddess how would you punish the non-believers?
Start harsh winters earlier, spoil there crops, blow over there house

What is your stance on Heretics?
dude I feed people, my heretics would starve to death XD

Would you use divine intervention?
Yes

What percent of the time would you answer peoples prayers?
20% its enough to be inconspicuous but not to ignore.

Who would be your nemesis god (the Loki to yer Odin XD)?
Fala the machine goddess of spring (shes shinyer)

How often would you interfere in the lives of mortals?
Quite often

And finally, would you want your followers to wage war in your name?
HELL YES fight with pitch forks against the... oh... theres no one to fight...

Recently I was asked why I created the hybrid Jackal Fennec, this is a question I have oft asked myself the same question myself. Originally Sunder wasn't even Sunder, Sunder was first "Vex" because it was my nickname since grade school. He was first a pure white wolf, of unknown species with big blue eyes. He wasn't even really a fursona, he was just a werewolf character I based around myself for Werewolf the Apocalypse. Then I went to cyber camps, and met a girl named Jen, who was the first real furry I met, and got me into the whole furry thing. Vex who Slowly evolved after a long art session one day gaining black paws, ears and tail markings along with crescent moons under his eyes. Vex was final phase, then one day I grew weary of the black and white Arctic Maned Wolf Hybrid, and Added blue to him. I added blue because it was the opposite color of my mate at the time, and my character resembled the anti-thesis of hers. Where She was yellow, Sundered Fox, was blue, and where Sundered Fox (Originally Named Pocket Fox) was blue she was yellow. Sunder gained some new modifications and was redubbed Sunder. Turkituck then helped me make modifications as Sunder was no longer going to be the opposite of my now ex-mate. Finally Lithium put the final touches on sunder adding a different color scarf and a slightly different facial markings. So in essence his markings have just been building on each other over the years. you can still see a little bit of Vex in Sunder. But more importantly lets now get to the Jennec. I have always LOVED fennecs, but a Jackal really represents my personality, so mix the two and you create me, the one and only Jennec.

Okay, so I have one real weakness. Ditching and or Deviating from plans. This pisses me off more than anything. especially the fact that I go through HELL for people, and do ANYTHING to do what I say, if I'm one thing its reliable. Hell, I got a speeding ticket because I wanted to be at a friends house on time, that's my commitment level. I'm just so sick and tired of people playing on my hopes and getting me excited, nearly all of my ex's LOVED giving me these great hopes and not following through with it. While when I say something you damn well sure it'll get done.

This is just a warning, the next person to ditch me, or cause my plans to deviate, I don't care if its anyone here, but the next person to do that I swear to the gods I am going APE SHIT on. Plans are set there for a reason, and you should have the moral fiber to KEEP with them. The saying "The best laid plans of mice and men gang aft agley" is only because there is a weak link in the team the best laid plans of men, DON'T fail, my plans ALWAYS work when they are solo, its only when other people are added to the mix they fail meaning other people are incompetent. I'm so sick of the vermin this world is composed of vapid little pariahs with nothing better to do than perpetuate hostilities in people like me.

In short, if you expect me to do anything for you, do NOT under ANY circumstances ditch me for any reason, I have literally driven through a Blizzard where they tried to close roads it was so bad, to keep a commitment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g2ehEE1B1Y

because I had nothing better to do today

We all go through trials and tribulations and our lives seem to rollercoaster endlessly going from happy to sad and back and fourth. But sometimes, the whole ordeal gets REALLY bad, and other times it gets REALLY good. Recently a lot of good things have been happening to me and my friends, and this excites me greatly,  questionablexfun is moving out with her BF,  Lithium is getting a new car FOR FREE, and I'm getting my metal gear solid, and my parents are giving me a little extra to have fun while I'm there. the start of the month was kinda hectic for me but things seemed to have smoothed out greatly. Its like sitting on a porch drinking ice cold lemonade and just relaxing. Now to make matters even better I get to watch the universe karmicly BITCH SLAP someone that wronged me. I don't understand why I get joy out of other peoples pain but its probably my sick twisted sense of balance that the universe is getting my vengeance for me, it just goes to show that if you wait long enough good things will happen, just be patient, kick back and enjoy the ride. Also laugh at those who mistreat you, because it seems the universe has a way of putting them in there place. But most importantly, never take the good time for granted, its short, its sweet, so enjoy every last second of it.

-Sunder

Okay, so like, why is it when FA goes down, my life falls into place and really good stuff happens, I'm getting the metal gear ps3, I'm got the metal gear limited edition walkthrough SIGNED by Hideo himself BITCHES, art by the famed Yoji Shinkawa ALSO SIGNED, and get this.

This is the story of the Ps3, I tell my parents that, I have in fact accepted the lord Jesus Christ as my savior (so they would stop pestering me about going to church). they go on a boat ride and two hours later come back and tell me I'm getting a Ps3...... Accept Jesus, and get a ps3 much!?

I haven't really accepted him, I'm agnostic. But this wasn't meant to spark a religious debate.

ANYWAY WELCOME BACK TO THE NEW FA WITH NEW SERVER AREA STUFFS!!!

Yes, yet another new icon, designed by the amazing  lithium this is what sunder would look like if he was in clone high apparently XD

OKAY im sorry everyone hit f5!

NOW WATCH THIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcMSpRpEs0Y

I HAVE YOUR BABY IN ME GIRAFFE

Anyway, first successful night at Bistro 404 had my first table had a wonderful experience and a 35 dollar tip on a 160 dollar order cuz, I'm just that awesome :D. Wiggling my ass for gay men isn't as hard as I thought it would be. well I knew it wasn't hard, but going back to it, I thought would be.

Reguardless AC is coming! like 20 days from now.

Oh but more to the point of the story, at 10:30 when we were all closed and done, and I was walking back to my car about half a mile away. now on my way back I see this person of Latin American decent clutching a knife (looked like a steak knife XD) coming right at me. I swear to god he looked like something out of west side story. anyway me being who I am, I don't back down, so instinctively I grabbed my keys and grabbed the the sharp one and placed it between my fingers. he passed me in sort of a rush, and we locked eyes as we passed. it was by far one of the most frightening moments of my life, I was convinced I was gonna get shanked, but it passed and I felt a rush of peace come over me, scary shit! anyway got in my car and drove home, wonderful fucking day ^_^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6X7n4RAbos

Okay seriously I know its just a small person in a suit but JESUS Christ this freaks me out every time

someone get the gun... I'm going to South America

Sunder! The Feature Length Movie for Furries, and other people that want to have laugh too. FINALLY releases tomorrow, this is a surprise video/movie/comedy/porn only theres no porn that I've been making for the last year.

I am, in fact releasing upon the world "I'm missing a hand" and "Something is wrong if the GUY is asking if its in" "Fruit Cellar" and "Wesley" as well as the song "Why Furries Need to Die"

DAMN YOU JOHN STAMOS

Okay, recently I posted a picture of my wisdom teeth coming through...

Granted i did title it "Vagina Teeth" but for good reason, as it does look like it...

What scared me the most was the fact it got over 90 views within 3 minutes of posting it...

Someone give me some hope for furries NOW

Okay well,  lithium is coming over till the 4th so, my full attention is devoted to her, so I'll be off aim most of the time peoples SORRY if you were here I'd be giving you attentions too!

L, P, And CG

-Sunder