I Secretly Have Ovaries.
Posted 16 years ago... Or Klinefelter's Syndrome. Either way, I'm not fully a man... :p Let me explain the symptoms.
-Childish Facial Features (Why I look like I'm 10)
-Elongated Limbs (Explains the 6'3" from Nowhere apparent)
-Curvy Structure (I have a body most girls I know are jealous of)
-Extra Breast Tissue (It would explain the unnaturally perky nipples)
-Literate Impairment (I am actually quite literate, but this is only apparent in 1/3)
-Impaired Executive Functions (I'm klutzy, but not THAT klutzy)
-Small penis/testicles (It's only 6'... And my testes are normal sized, thank you...)
-Infertility (I don't know if I'm fertile or not...)
-Low testosterone (I'm EXTREMELY girly...)
So, what's the verdict? Do I have Klinefelter's Syndrome/Ovaries, or am I just paranoid?
I'll let YOU (not the doctors), decide! OAO
-Childish Facial Features (Why I look like I'm 10)
-Elongated Limbs (Explains the 6'3" from Nowhere apparent)
-Curvy Structure (I have a body most girls I know are jealous of)
-Extra Breast Tissue (It would explain the unnaturally perky nipples)
-Literate Impairment (I am actually quite literate, but this is only apparent in 1/3)
-Impaired Executive Functions (I'm klutzy, but not THAT klutzy)
-Small penis/testicles (It's only 6'... And my testes are normal sized, thank you...)
-Infertility (I don't know if I'm fertile or not...)
-Low testosterone (I'm EXTREMELY girly...)
So, what's the verdict? Do I have Klinefelter's Syndrome/Ovaries, or am I just paranoid?
I'll let YOU (not the doctors), decide! OAO
Fetish Meme
Posted 16 years agoOh my oh my
[KEY]:
(+++) Fuck yeah m8.
(++) Greatness.
(+) Yus.
(~) Indifferent/undecided
(-) Not really.
(--) Urgh.
(---) For fuck sake.
Anal on Males (+++) (Hello, gay here.)
Anal on Females (+++) (It's still anal, even though I have a fear of vaginas...)
Breasts (+) (They're funny, okay?!)
Breast Expansion (--) (No thanks. That's just awkward...)
Weight Gain (---) (Fat people gross me out a bit. So NO!)
Bondage (+++) (:P LOVE BONDAGE! So f'cking SEXY!)
Clothing (---) (NOO! CLOTHING IS THE ENEMY!)
Leather (---) (Vegan That Eats Fish despises Leather. Pleather is okay though... ^^)
Stockings (+++) (AHH! I LOVE WEARING STOCKINGS!)
Shoe/Boots (+) (Meh, they're okay...)
Suit and Tie (-) (Nooooo! I hate suits. TURNOFF!)
Muscle, Male (+) (Well...)
Muscle, Female (---) (AHH! MASCULINE VAGINA!!!!!)
Herm (+) (I'm honestly okay with it. I mean c'mmon, PENIS!)
Cub (++) (WHAT?! It's cute... :3)
Baby/Diaper (---) (Okay, definitely not...)
Transformation (---) (...)
Macro/Micro (---) (Big penises do not turn me on. Neither to big people... Or small ones...)
Impregnation (++) (Male pregnancy is cute... :3)
Pregnancy (++) (See above...)
Lactation (~) (Ehhh, No.)
Anal Vore (---) (NO!)
Soul Vore (---) (NO!)
Cock Vore (---) (NO!)
Standard Soft Vore (-) (NO!)
Standard Hard Vore (---) (NO!)
Paw/Foot (+) (S'okay, I guess.)
Incest (+++) (Only in art and stories, NOT REAL LIFE! It is cute as well...)
Yuri (F/F) (---) (Vaginas... *Shudder*)
Yaoi (M/M) (+++) (YAY!)
Hetero (M/F) (+) (Meh. There's still a penis involved...)
Bi (++) (Again, if there's a penis...)
Girly Boys (+++) (YUS! ME!)
Butch Girls (--) (It's up to them, just doesn't turn me on though.)
Mind Control (~) (I like my free will... But it depends...)
Rape (++) (m/m) (SURPRISE SECKSINGS!)
Uniform (~) (Meh...)
Orgy (+++) (WOOT! MANY PENI [Penises]!)
Subbing/Doming (+++) (Hello, I need a Sub/Dom relationship.)
Biting (+++) (It turns me on like nothing else...)
Cheesecake (~) (OMMFG CHEESECAKE?! WHERE?!)
Solo Masturbation; Male (++) (Okay...)
Solo Masturbation; Female (---) (No Peni involved.)
Scat (---) (EEW! FECES!)
Inflation (---) (NUUU!)
Fat/Pudge (---) (NU THX!)
Tech (~) (...?)
Watersports (~) (Okay, I guess...)
Glasses (+++) (SQUEE! SO CUTE!!! X3)
Tentacles (--) (Erm... No. Just No.)
Oviposition (-) (No eggs, thank you...)
Masochism (+) (A little pain never hurt anyone... Well, it did, but still...)
Sadism (~) (Eh.)
Multiple body parts (--) (I can hardly deal with the ones I have...)
Partial Nudity (++) (YAY! CLOSE TO NEKKIDNESS!)
Gore/guro (---) (NO! GROSS!)
Snuff (---) (Nuuu...)
Hyper (-) (No. Just no.)
Zoophilia (~) (Meh. It's the same thing as Anthro-sex.)
Electricity (--) (*ZAP*! OWW?!)
She-males (~) (Meh.)
Cross-dressing (+++) (Dude, I do it on a regular basis...)
Skunk spray (---) (Sticky... :x)
Oral (+++) (YUMMY! COCK! *POINTS AT ROOSTER*)
Asphyxiation (---) (As much as I hate breathing...)
Wet-look (++) (Tee hee! ^^)
Mud/Quicksand etc (--) (Quoi?)
Sinking (--) (...Quoi?)
Spooge (+++) (SPERMS! EVERYWHERE!)
Body Paint (~) (Meh...)
Plants (~) (Wah?)
Tickling (~) (I'm not ticklish... ;-;)
[KEY]:
(+++) Fuck yeah m8.
(++) Greatness.
(+) Yus.
(~) Indifferent/undecided
(-) Not really.
(--) Urgh.
(---) For fuck sake.
Anal on Males (+++) (Hello, gay here.)
Anal on Females (+++) (It's still anal, even though I have a fear of vaginas...)
Breasts (+) (They're funny, okay?!)
Breast Expansion (--) (No thanks. That's just awkward...)
Weight Gain (---) (Fat people gross me out a bit. So NO!)
Bondage (+++) (:P LOVE BONDAGE! So f'cking SEXY!)
Clothing (---) (NOO! CLOTHING IS THE ENEMY!)
Leather (---) (Vegan That Eats Fish despises Leather. Pleather is okay though... ^^)
Stockings (+++) (AHH! I LOVE WEARING STOCKINGS!)
Shoe/Boots (+) (Meh, they're okay...)
Suit and Tie (-) (Nooooo! I hate suits. TURNOFF!)
Muscle, Male (+) (Well...)
Muscle, Female (---) (AHH! MASCULINE VAGINA!!!!!)
Herm (+) (I'm honestly okay with it. I mean c'mmon, PENIS!)
Cub (++) (WHAT?! It's cute... :3)
Baby/Diaper (---) (Okay, definitely not...)
Transformation (---) (...)
Macro/Micro (---) (Big penises do not turn me on. Neither to big people... Or small ones...)
Impregnation (++) (Male pregnancy is cute... :3)
Pregnancy (++) (See above...)
Lactation (~) (Ehhh, No.)
Anal Vore (---) (NO!)
Soul Vore (---) (NO!)
Cock Vore (---) (NO!)
Standard Soft Vore (-) (NO!)
Standard Hard Vore (---) (NO!)
Paw/Foot (+) (S'okay, I guess.)
Incest (+++) (Only in art and stories, NOT REAL LIFE! It is cute as well...)
Yuri (F/F) (---) (Vaginas... *Shudder*)
Yaoi (M/M) (+++) (YAY!)
Hetero (M/F) (+) (Meh. There's still a penis involved...)
Bi (++) (Again, if there's a penis...)
Girly Boys (+++) (YUS! ME!)
Butch Girls (--) (It's up to them, just doesn't turn me on though.)
Mind Control (~) (I like my free will... But it depends...)
Rape (++) (m/m) (SURPRISE SECKSINGS!)
Uniform (~) (Meh...)
Orgy (+++) (WOOT! MANY PENI [Penises]!)
Subbing/Doming (+++) (Hello, I need a Sub/Dom relationship.)
Biting (+++) (It turns me on like nothing else...)
Cheesecake (~) (OMMFG CHEESECAKE?! WHERE?!)
Solo Masturbation; Male (++) (Okay...)
Solo Masturbation; Female (---) (No Peni involved.)
Scat (---) (EEW! FECES!)
Inflation (---) (NUUU!)
Fat/Pudge (---) (NU THX!)
Tech (~) (...?)
Watersports (~) (Okay, I guess...)
Glasses (+++) (SQUEE! SO CUTE!!! X3)
Tentacles (--) (Erm... No. Just No.)
Oviposition (-) (No eggs, thank you...)
Masochism (+) (A little pain never hurt anyone... Well, it did, but still...)
Sadism (~) (Eh.)
Multiple body parts (--) (I can hardly deal with the ones I have...)
Partial Nudity (++) (YAY! CLOSE TO NEKKIDNESS!)
Gore/guro (---) (NO! GROSS!)
Snuff (---) (Nuuu...)
Hyper (-) (No. Just no.)
Zoophilia (~) (Meh. It's the same thing as Anthro-sex.)
Electricity (--) (*ZAP*! OWW?!)
She-males (~) (Meh.)
Cross-dressing (+++) (Dude, I do it on a regular basis...)
Skunk spray (---) (Sticky... :x)
Oral (+++) (YUMMY! COCK! *POINTS AT ROOSTER*)
Asphyxiation (---) (As much as I hate breathing...)
Wet-look (++) (Tee hee! ^^)
Mud/Quicksand etc (--) (Quoi?)
Sinking (--) (...Quoi?)
Spooge (+++) (SPERMS! EVERYWHERE!)
Body Paint (~) (Meh...)
Plants (~) (Wah?)
Tickling (~) (I'm not ticklish... ;-;)
Yawn...
Posted 16 years agoI just had a 3 hour long nap... Which was pretty refreshing I must say!
I am taking this time to tell you all to nap more often! oAo
I know, some of you may think; what was a 20 year old male doing sleeping? Should he not be having crazy gay secks?!
Well, I have gotten maybe .5-1 hour of sleep every night for a few weeks, so I must say, Fuck fucking. I needed sleep, I got sleep. I DREAMT of sex in that short period of time... If that counts...?
I am taking this time to tell you all to nap more often! oAo
I know, some of you may think; what was a 20 year old male doing sleeping? Should he not be having crazy gay secks?!
Well, I have gotten maybe .5-1 hour of sleep every night for a few weeks, so I must say, Fuck fucking. I needed sleep, I got sleep. I DREAMT of sex in that short period of time... If that counts...?
Sex Meme
Posted 16 years ago1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes ^^
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Doesn't Matter; It's sex :/
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Which ever side I please
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
None; I'm a VEGETARIAN! o^o
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Nope
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Yes :3
7. Shower or bath?
Meh, Which ever I feel like
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Eew
9. Mexican or Chinese?
OMGWTFBBQ CHINESE FTW!
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
No
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Haha Yeah Right.
13. Love or money?
Love
14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Yes; Every one of them
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Camping ^^
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex.
Hmm...
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
No
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No
20. Ever been to a bar?
Yes
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes
24. Favorite drink?
Pepsi
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Haha.... No?
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes :3
29. Bought something from an adult store?
No
30. Have you been caught having sex?
No
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of u?
Haha Go look at my Profile...
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Umm, Me.. DUH, I just did :3
Furry Only RolePlaying Site
Posted 16 years agoHello everyone who actually reads my journals! For those of you that have been waiting a while for a furry-friendly Role Playing site; well, IT'S HERE! I have created a site called TheFurHaven; a strictly Furry Role Playing Site! I am the Admin of the site, and along with a few Moderators, the site will be upheld and maintained properly! For those of you that wish to join, please click the link above! If you do not wish to join, but know someone who might, then please, spread the word! Thanks all, Love you!
~Sephy
~Sephy
Gender Meme
Posted 16 years agoYour Guy Side
[x] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats.
[ ] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[ ] Shopping is torture.
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own an X-Box. (360 or regular?)
[ ] Played with Hot Wheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[x] Gory movies are cool.
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[ ] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[ ] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[ ] Talk with food in your mouth.
Total = 6
Your Girl Side
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[x] You love to shop.
[x] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[x] You wear the color pink.
[ ] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[x] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.
Total = 5
~*~
Looks like I'm neither...
[x] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats.
[ ] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[ ] Shopping is torture.
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own an X-Box. (360 or regular?)
[ ] Played with Hot Wheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[x] Gory movies are cool.
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[ ] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[ ] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[ ] Talk with food in your mouth.
Total = 6
Your Girl Side
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[x] You love to shop.
[x] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[x] You wear the color pink.
[ ] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[x] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.
Total = 5
~*~
Looks like I'm neither...
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