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Posted 9 years agoThe burr is once again visiting California; this time to attend FC!
Looking very much forward having a relatively warm - and extremely nice - week over there. Gonna meet
standish and other strange American people... And a strange Norwegian called 
amrapus , as I usually do on faraway cons.
First I'll be in San Francisco, seeing the city by myself and getting rid of jetlag for a few days before the con.
Are you going? Do you have any tips for what I should do while over there? Let me know, wouldya!
Looking very much forward having a relatively warm - and extremely nice - week over there. Gonna meet
standish and other strange American people... And a strange Norwegian called 
amrapus , as I usually do on faraway cons.First I'll be in San Francisco, seeing the city by myself and getting rid of jetlag for a few days before the con.
Are you going? Do you have any tips for what I should do while over there? Let me know, wouldya!
ConFuzzled 2015
Posted 10 years ago
nifeline
vargEF20 meme!
Posted 11 years agoStolen from 
Raywolfhound
Where are you staying?
At the Estrel
Means of transportation?
Driving down with
nokiakiller 
Sarrukh and 
SarahLynx
Sharing a room with:
That would be nokiakiller :)
What is your gender?
Cock'n'balls wielding manlyman. Ugh.
Relationship Status:
Single!
How old are you?
23 bear years
How tall are you?
187 cm
Which languages do you speak?
Useless words in many languages, but mainly Norwegian and English
Where will you be most of the time during the day?
For the first three hours, in my room preparing my body for another day of liquid abuse. The rest of the day, at room parties or other places where alcohol and nice people may be found!
Who will you be with?
Norwegian furries mostly, but have made appointments with some Danish and Dutch aswell!
Do you do free art?
Sure, I'm good at drawing penises and making bite art.
Do you do trades?
You touch me, I touch you? A fair trade!
Do you do commissions?
I can make your innocence disappear. *poof* Voila!
Do you have prints/ CDs?
CDs, yes, but I don't imagine I'll bring any.
What suit(s) will you have?
My fleshy, pale, fuzzy human suit.
Can I dance with you?
Seeing me dance is a luxury/curse enjoyed/suffered by a few select people around to see me drunk and jolly enough.
Can I touch you?
Of course! Although I might yelp if it tickles.
Can I talk to you?
Of courser! That's why I'm going to EF!
Can I hug you?
Please do :D
Can I take photos of you/with you?
Why not, if you feel like you need a souvenir :P
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Of course you can, although I think I'm able to get sufficiently drunk on my own bill :P
Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
Alcohol, lots. Used to smoke, so probably will when drunk enough, but not usually.
Can I give you lots of money?
NOPE, I WILL BURN IT, ALONG WITH YOUR CHARITABLE, DEGRADING FACE! >:||||
Can we hang out?
Only if you're able to pay me enough money. (*giggle* Ok, yes :3)
Are you nice?
I like to think so!
Other cons you may go to?
Never been to others, but considering CFz next year!
Attending any events?
Nothing planned, but I might.
How can I find you at the con?
Look near the bar, or look for the big, fuzzy guys. I'll probably be nearby, checking them out :P
Can we go out for a dinner?
Sure, I luv fudz!
Are you buying art?
Nope, not that interested in that part. :)
What do I have to watch out for, when I am meeting you?
Hmm. Not sure. If I am drunk and you are cute, I might become gropey :P
Or, as
Shaktani can testament to, a hole (or several) chewed in yer shirt.
What is the best way to contact you?
Twitter! Or Growlr.
May I kidnap you to my room?
Sure, if you're nice!
You look pretty tired, are you ok?
Probably just hung over. Give me an hour or two and I'll be fully operational again.
Last time/last con/last meet/last chat we talked so much and now you forgot my name?
The later in the evening we were introduced, the less offended you should be that I might have forgotten your name. :P
Will you tell me your room-number and can I surprise visit you?
Sure, but I don't know it yet.
I have a personal question for the convention. May I ask you that?
Of course, my horse. Shoot!
RaywolfhoundWhere are you staying?
At the Estrel
Means of transportation?
Driving down with
nokiakiller 
Sarrukh and 
SarahLynxSharing a room with:
That would be
nokiakiller :)What is your gender?
Cock'n'balls wielding manlyman. Ugh.
Relationship Status:
Single!
How old are you?
23 bear years
How tall are you?
187 cm
Which languages do you speak?
Useless words in many languages, but mainly Norwegian and English
Where will you be most of the time during the day?
For the first three hours, in my room preparing my body for another day of liquid abuse. The rest of the day, at room parties or other places where alcohol and nice people may be found!
Who will you be with?
Norwegian furries mostly, but have made appointments with some Danish and Dutch aswell!
Do you do free art?
Sure, I'm good at drawing penises and making bite art.
Do you do trades?
You touch me, I touch you? A fair trade!
Do you do commissions?
I can make your innocence disappear. *poof* Voila!
Do you have prints/ CDs?
CDs, yes, but I don't imagine I'll bring any.
What suit(s) will you have?
My fleshy, pale, fuzzy human suit.
Can I dance with you?
Seeing me dance is a luxury/curse enjoyed/suffered by a few select people around to see me drunk and jolly enough.
Can I touch you?
Of course! Although I might yelp if it tickles.
Can I talk to you?
Of courser! That's why I'm going to EF!
Can I hug you?
Please do :D
Can I take photos of you/with you?
Why not, if you feel like you need a souvenir :P
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Of course you can, although I think I'm able to get sufficiently drunk on my own bill :P
Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
Alcohol, lots. Used to smoke, so probably will when drunk enough, but not usually.
Can I give you lots of money?
NOPE, I WILL BURN IT, ALONG WITH YOUR CHARITABLE, DEGRADING FACE! >:||||
Can we hang out?
Only if you're able to pay me enough money. (*giggle* Ok, yes :3)
Are you nice?
I like to think so!
Other cons you may go to?
Never been to others, but considering CFz next year!
Attending any events?
Nothing planned, but I might.
How can I find you at the con?
Look near the bar, or look for the big, fuzzy guys. I'll probably be nearby, checking them out :P
Can we go out for a dinner?
Sure, I luv fudz!
Are you buying art?
Nope, not that interested in that part. :)
What do I have to watch out for, when I am meeting you?
Hmm. Not sure. If I am drunk and you are cute, I might become gropey :P
Or, as
Shaktani can testament to, a hole (or several) chewed in yer shirt.What is the best way to contact you?
Twitter! Or Growlr.
May I kidnap you to my room?
Sure, if you're nice!
You look pretty tired, are you ok?
Probably just hung over. Give me an hour or two and I'll be fully operational again.
Last time/last con/last meet/last chat we talked so much and now you forgot my name?
The later in the evening we were introduced, the less offended you should be that I might have forgotten your name. :P
Will you tell me your room-number and can I surprise visit you?
Sure, but I don't know it yet.
I have a personal question for the convention. May I ask you that?
Of course, my horse. Shoot!
EF 19 meme!
Posted 12 years agoEF 19 Meme! Stolen from Shaktani
*Where are you staying?
The Maritim Hotel as usual.
*Sharing a room with:
Fellow brown bear
Aikho
*What is your gender?
Penis-wielder
*Relationship Status:
Available
*How old are you?
Two Zs with bended necks.
*How tall are you?
1,87m. Just tall enough to look scary when I try to.
*Which languages do you speak?
Norwegian and English. Limited to that. I understand some simple German, though. :P
*Where will you be most of the time during the day?
Where the alcohol is! Bar, room parties, lobby or a restaurant.
*Who will you be with?
Lots of Norwegian fluffs! And others who wish to join. And bears if I can find some.
*What suit(s) will you have?
My fleshy skin suit, and sometimes some cotton rags covering parts of it.
*Can I dance with you?
I wouldn't recommend trying. Someone always does, and it just ends up being awkward when they realize I can't be persuaded. :P
*Can I touch you?
Please do, as long as you lay off the tickling! Hee hee!
*Can I talk to you?
I hope you will! Drinking, talking and having fun is all I'm there for.
*Can I hug you?
I always need moar hugs!
*Can I take photos of you/with you?
Surewhynot!
*Can I buy you lots of drinks?
If you don't mind a drunk bear rambling on about embarrassing stuff and groping people, sure!
*Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
Yup and yup!
*Can I give you lots of money?
NO! >:(
*Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Again, the world needs more hugs. And snuggles are even better.
*Can we hang out?
Sure! Just poke me.
*Are you nice?
I think so! Buy me drinks and I'll just become nicer and nicer until the nice cup flows over and I fall asleep on the floor.
*Other cons you may go to?
None planned. EF is the shizzle.
*Attending any events?
Probably gonna watch Uncle Kage and maybe some pawpets stuff.
*How can I find you at the con?
Call me, knock on my door, ask my friends, look inside the bar.
*Can we go out for a dinner?
Sure. A bear's gotta eat!
*Are you buying art?
Nawp. :>
*What do I have to watch out for, when I am meeting you?
I might try to hug you.
*What is the best way to contact you?
Twitter, phone call or text message.
*May I kidnap you to my room?
Oooh. Sure, then we can play board games and be innocent together!
*Last time/last con/last meet/last chat we talked so much and now you forgot my name? Why???
I didn't, I'm just pretending to make you uncomfortable!
*Will you tell me your room-number and can I surprise visit you?
Fo' sho'!
*I have a personal question for the convention. May I ask you that?
Shoot. Use Twitter or notes on FA.
Shaktani*Where are you staying?
The Maritim Hotel as usual.
*Sharing a room with:
Fellow brown bear
Aikho*What is your gender?
Penis-wielder
*Relationship Status:
Available
*How old are you?
Two Zs with bended necks.
*How tall are you?
1,87m. Just tall enough to look scary when I try to.
*Which languages do you speak?
Norwegian and English. Limited to that. I understand some simple German, though. :P
*Where will you be most of the time during the day?
Where the alcohol is! Bar, room parties, lobby or a restaurant.
*Who will you be with?
Lots of Norwegian fluffs! And others who wish to join. And bears if I can find some.
*What suit(s) will you have?
My fleshy skin suit, and sometimes some cotton rags covering parts of it.
*Can I dance with you?
I wouldn't recommend trying. Someone always does, and it just ends up being awkward when they realize I can't be persuaded. :P
*Can I touch you?
Please do, as long as you lay off the tickling! Hee hee!
*Can I talk to you?
I hope you will! Drinking, talking and having fun is all I'm there for.
*Can I hug you?
I always need moar hugs!
*Can I take photos of you/with you?
Surewhynot!
*Can I buy you lots of drinks?
If you don't mind a drunk bear rambling on about embarrassing stuff and groping people, sure!
*Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
Yup and yup!
*Can I give you lots of money?
NO! >:(
*Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Again, the world needs more hugs. And snuggles are even better.
*Can we hang out?
Sure! Just poke me.
*Are you nice?
I think so! Buy me drinks and I'll just become nicer and nicer until the nice cup flows over and I fall asleep on the floor.
*Other cons you may go to?
None planned. EF is the shizzle.
*Attending any events?
Probably gonna watch Uncle Kage and maybe some pawpets stuff.
*How can I find you at the con?
Call me, knock on my door, ask my friends, look inside the bar.
*Can we go out for a dinner?
Sure. A bear's gotta eat!
*Are you buying art?
Nawp. :>
*What do I have to watch out for, when I am meeting you?
I might try to hug you.
*What is the best way to contact you?
Twitter, phone call or text message.
*May I kidnap you to my room?
Oooh. Sure, then we can play board games and be innocent together!
*Last time/last con/last meet/last chat we talked so much and now you forgot my name? Why???
I didn't, I'm just pretending to make you uncomfortable!
*Will you tell me your room-number and can I surprise visit you?
Fo' sho'!
*I have a personal question for the convention. May I ask you that?
Shoot. Use Twitter or notes on FA.
Saving sloths with my band :D
Posted 12 years agoHey ho! Since my band's debut album has just come out on Spotify, we're having a campaign where if we get 50 Facebook shares, we'll adopt a sloth through WWF. :)
You'll find the link here. Hope you'll help us help the animals help our album. :D
http://on.fb.me/XFY7YI
You'll find the link here. Hope you'll help us help the animals help our album. :D
http://on.fb.me/XFY7YI
My band has released our first album!
Posted 12 years agoHey ho! Just wanna do a little promotion for my band, Swamp Things. We play hard-hitting rock with influences of blues, psychedelic, progressive, and stoner. The album was finished last year, but we've been waiting for our guitar player to return from his 6 month stay in the US before releasing it. We're gonna play our first post-release concert in 1,5 month, and we'll also be debuting our new bass player. Can't wait. :)
I play drum, do backup vocals, some bass guitar parts, booking, planning, recording, production, mixing and I've been part of the mastering. Oh, and I've created the cover art. So it would mean a lot to me if you took the time to check some of it out :D
If this sounds interesting, check out the album. It's out on Facebook for free listening!
https://www.facebook.com/swampthing.....p_178091127385
I play drum, do backup vocals, some bass guitar parts, booking, planning, recording, production, mixing and I've been part of the mastering. Oh, and I've created the cover art. So it would mean a lot to me if you took the time to check some of it out :D
If this sounds interesting, check out the album. It's out on Facebook for free listening!
https://www.facebook.com/swampthing.....p_178091127385
Eurofurence 18 meme
Posted 13 years agoStolen from 
villdyr
Where are you staying?
Maritim Hotel, ofcourse!
What day are you getting there?
The early arrival-day-thingie. 28th.
Who will you be with?
All the Norwegian furries!
What suit(s) will you have?
I've got my Burr head, but nothing more.
Can I dance with you?
Hurr hurr, I don't think so. Even at my most drunk, I'm still too shy to dance.
What is your gender?
I've got a penis thingie!
How old are you?
21
How tall are you?
1,87m. A little tall, but not too much!
Are you mated? in a relationship?
Iz nawt. Totally available.
Can I touch you?
Of course! Just like Jesus!
Can I talk to you?
Of courser! I'm a little shy when it comes to talking to new people, but if I'm drunk, everything's alot easier. So I recommend buying me a few first :>
Can I hug you?
There's nothing I like better! Open your arms and I'll come floating in :P
Can I take photos of you/with you?
Surewhynot!
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
That sounds good. :> Didn't get to drink that much at last EF, so this time I'm prepared to have a great time!
Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
Yup and yup.
Can I give you lots of money?
No, no, no. I don't need money. I just show a little thigh and everything's for free.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
I luff snuggles :3 Don't be shy!
Can we hang out?
Sure. Just poke me and see if I'm available. :)
Are you nice?
I would say so. I try my best!
Where will you be most of the time during the con?
Mostly at the hotel, I guess. Sometimes in the pool, sometimes at room parties, sometimes in the bar, sometimes chilling in my room.
Other cons you may go to?
None
Who are you rooming with?
wolfer the bellybutton-poker!
Attending any events?
None planned. Not planning too much ahead.
How can I find you at the con?
With other Norwegian furs, I guess!
Can we go out for a dinner?
Love to! I like eating. :p
Are you buying art?
Not likely. I'm cheap like that. :P
What do I have to watch out for, when I am meeting you?
Hugs, happies, drunkies and dirty jokes.
What is the best way to contact you?
Poke my belly!
May I kidnap you to my room?
Only if your intentions are impure. :P Nah, sure, as long as I don't kick and scream when you try to drag me through the hallways. That would my gentle way of saying "no".
You look pretty tired, are you ok?
I'm sure I'm just drunk and tired in my facial muscles. No, not from that. From smiling. Perv.
Last time/last con/last meet/last chat we talked so much and now you forgot my name? Why???
Not likely. I'm not a douche. :P
Will you tell me your room-number and can I surprise visit you?
Sure, as long as you don't frighten the little ebil wolf :P
I have a personal question for the convention. May I ask you that?
Of course, I'm not a very private person. If it doesn't harm anyone, I'm not afraid to say it :3
villdyrWhere are you staying?
Maritim Hotel, ofcourse!
What day are you getting there?
The early arrival-day-thingie. 28th.
Who will you be with?
All the Norwegian furries!
What suit(s) will you have?
I've got my Burr head, but nothing more.
Can I dance with you?
Hurr hurr, I don't think so. Even at my most drunk, I'm still too shy to dance.
What is your gender?
I've got a penis thingie!
How old are you?
21
How tall are you?
1,87m. A little tall, but not too much!
Are you mated? in a relationship?
Iz nawt. Totally available.
Can I touch you?
Of course! Just like Jesus!
Can I talk to you?
Of courser! I'm a little shy when it comes to talking to new people, but if I'm drunk, everything's alot easier. So I recommend buying me a few first :>
Can I hug you?
There's nothing I like better! Open your arms and I'll come floating in :P
Can I take photos of you/with you?
Surewhynot!
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
That sounds good. :> Didn't get to drink that much at last EF, so this time I'm prepared to have a great time!
Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
Yup and yup.
Can I give you lots of money?
No, no, no. I don't need money. I just show a little thigh and everything's for free.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
I luff snuggles :3 Don't be shy!
Can we hang out?
Sure. Just poke me and see if I'm available. :)
Are you nice?
I would say so. I try my best!
Where will you be most of the time during the con?
Mostly at the hotel, I guess. Sometimes in the pool, sometimes at room parties, sometimes in the bar, sometimes chilling in my room.
Other cons you may go to?
None
Who are you rooming with?
wolfer the bellybutton-poker!Attending any events?
None planned. Not planning too much ahead.
How can I find you at the con?
With other Norwegian furs, I guess!
Can we go out for a dinner?
Love to! I like eating. :p
Are you buying art?
Not likely. I'm cheap like that. :P
What do I have to watch out for, when I am meeting you?
Hugs, happies, drunkies and dirty jokes.
What is the best way to contact you?
Poke my belly!
May I kidnap you to my room?
Only if your intentions are impure. :P Nah, sure, as long as I don't kick and scream when you try to drag me through the hallways. That would my gentle way of saying "no".
You look pretty tired, are you ok?
I'm sure I'm just drunk and tired in my facial muscles. No, not from that. From smiling. Perv.
Last time/last con/last meet/last chat we talked so much and now you forgot my name? Why???
Not likely. I'm not a douche. :P
Will you tell me your room-number and can I surprise visit you?
Sure, as long as you don't frighten the little ebil wolf :P
I have a personal question for the convention. May I ask you that?
Of course, I'm not a very private person. If it doesn't harm anyone, I'm not afraid to say it :3
My fine is $400,60 (Burr gets on the meme train)
Posted 13 years agoStolen from 
leophan
The Rules: This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE: fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it. And be honest.
Smoked weed -- $10
Did acid or pills -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) --$25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
Total: $400,60
Does this make naughty Burr? And yes, the 0,50 was when I was little. :p
leophanThe Rules: This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE: fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it. And be honest.
Smoked weed -- $10
Did acid or pills -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) --$25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
Total: $400,60
Does this make naughty Burr? And yes, the 0,50 was when I was little. :p
Burr goes to Germany (EF18)
Posted 13 years agoThe bear has now registered and paid the con fee for Eurofurence 18. I really can't wait to get there; didn't get to experience it that well last year, so this year I'll definitely have a great time, knowing what's ahead of me and how I should prepare. :D
Anyone else going? Speak up - maybe we can have a beer (or cocktail or whatever you drink :3)!
Anyone else going? Speak up - maybe we can have a beer (or cocktail or whatever you drink :3)!
Burr-twatter!
Posted 14 years agoBurr is now on Twitter! I separated my RL account from my furry account, and voila. This will contain more smut, sexual innuendos, bullshit and fun. Feel free to follow!
http://www.twitter.com/BurrKoda
http://www.twitter.com/BurrKoda
Get to know your favorite bear!
Posted 14 years agoFound lying around on a stranger's profile :p ( 
Entario )
Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.
Then repost as your __% Innocence. Lowest number you have the more you've done!"
100%
(x) Smoked.
(x) Drank alcohol.
(x) Cried when someone died.
(x) Been drunk.
(x) Had sex.
(x) Been to a concert.
(x) given a handjob.
(x) gotten a handjob.
(x) given a blowjob.
(x) gotten a blowjob.
( ) Been verbally/sexually harassed.
(x) Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 89%
(x) felt someone up and/or been felt up.
(x) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
( ) Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
(x) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
( ) Been to prom.
(x) Cried at school.
( ) Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
(x) Went streaking.
(x) Given or received a lap dance.
(x) Had someone of the opposite/same sex in your room.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 82%
(x) Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
(x) Slept over at someone of the same sex's house.
(x) Kissed a stranger.
(x) Hugged a stranger.
(x) Went scuba diving.
(x) Driven a car.
(x) Gotten an x-ray.
( ) Hit by a car.
(x) Had a party
( ) Done serious drugs.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 74%
(x) Played strip poker/darts.
( ) Got paid to strip for someone.
(x) Run away from home.
(x) Broken a bone.
( ) Eaten sushi.
( ) Bought porn.
(x) Watched porn.
(x) Made porn.
(x) Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
(x) Been in love
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 67%
(x) Made out.
(x) Laughed so hard you cried.
(x) Cried yourself to sleep.
( ) Laughed yourself to sleep.
(x) Stabbed yourself.
(x) Shot a gun
( ) Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
(x) Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched an animal die.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 59%
( ) Watched a person die.
(x) Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
(x) Pranked somebody.
( ) Put somebody in the hospital.
(x) Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
(x) Kissed somebody of the same sex.
(x) Dressed punk.
( ) Dressed goth.
( ) Dressed preppy.
(x) Been to a motocross race.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 53%
(x) Avoided somebody.
(x) Been stalked.
(x) Stalked someone.
(x) Met a celebrity.
(x) Ridden a horse.
(x) Cut yourself.
( ) Bungee jumped.
(x) Ding dong ditched somebody.
(x) Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 45%
(x) Got caught stealing something
( ) Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
( ) Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
( ) Gone out with your friend's crush.
( ) Got arrested.
( ) Been pregnant.
( ) Made a girl pregnant.
(x) Babysat.
(x) Been to another country.
( ) Started your house on fire.
( ) Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 42%
( ) Donated your hair to cancer patients.
(x) Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
(x) Cried over a member of the opposite/same sex.
(x) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
(x) Sat on your butt all day.
(x) Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
(x) Had a job.
( ) Gotten cut from a sports team.
(x) Been called a whore.
( ) Danced like a whore
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 35%
(x) Been mistaken as older than your own age.
( ) Been in a car accident.
(x) Been told you have beautiful eyes.
(x) Been told you have beautiful hair.
( ) Raped somebody.
(x) Danced in the rain.
(x) Been rejected.
(x) Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
(x) Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
(x) Been raped.
FINAL PERCENTAGE: 27% innocent
Entario )Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.
Then repost as your __% Innocence. Lowest number you have the more you've done!"
100%
(x) Smoked.
(x) Drank alcohol.
(x) Cried when someone died.
(x) Been drunk.
(x) Had sex.
(x) Been to a concert.
(x) given a handjob.
(x) gotten a handjob.
(x) given a blowjob.
(x) gotten a blowjob.
( ) Been verbally/sexually harassed.
(x) Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 89%
(x) felt someone up and/or been felt up.
(x) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
( ) Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
(x) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
( ) Been to prom.
(x) Cried at school.
( ) Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
(x) Went streaking.
(x) Given or received a lap dance.
(x) Had someone of the opposite/same sex in your room.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 82%
(x) Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
(x) Slept over at someone of the same sex's house.
(x) Kissed a stranger.
(x) Hugged a stranger.
(x) Went scuba diving.
(x) Driven a car.
(x) Gotten an x-ray.
( ) Hit by a car.
(x) Had a party
( ) Done serious drugs.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 74%
(x) Played strip poker/darts.
( ) Got paid to strip for someone.
(x) Run away from home.
(x) Broken a bone.
( ) Eaten sushi.
( ) Bought porn.
(x) Watched porn.
(x) Made porn.
(x) Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
(x) Been in love
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 67%
(x) Made out.
(x) Laughed so hard you cried.
(x) Cried yourself to sleep.
( ) Laughed yourself to sleep.
(x) Stabbed yourself.
(x) Shot a gun
( ) Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
(x) Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched an animal die.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 59%
( ) Watched a person die.
(x) Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
(x) Pranked somebody.
( ) Put somebody in the hospital.
(x) Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
(x) Kissed somebody of the same sex.
(x) Dressed punk.
( ) Dressed goth.
( ) Dressed preppy.
(x) Been to a motocross race.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 53%
(x) Avoided somebody.
(x) Been stalked.
(x) Stalked someone.
(x) Met a celebrity.
(x) Ridden a horse.
(x) Cut yourself.
( ) Bungee jumped.
(x) Ding dong ditched somebody.
(x) Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 45%
(x) Got caught stealing something
( ) Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
( ) Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
( ) Gone out with your friend's crush.
( ) Got arrested.
( ) Been pregnant.
( ) Made a girl pregnant.
(x) Babysat.
(x) Been to another country.
( ) Started your house on fire.
( ) Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 42%
( ) Donated your hair to cancer patients.
(x) Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
(x) Cried over a member of the opposite/same sex.
(x) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
(x) Sat on your butt all day.
(x) Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
(x) Had a job.
( ) Gotten cut from a sports team.
(x) Been called a whore.
( ) Danced like a whore
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 35%
(x) Been mistaken as older than your own age.
( ) Been in a car accident.
(x) Been told you have beautiful eyes.
(x) Been told you have beautiful hair.
( ) Raped somebody.
(x) Danced in the rain.
(x) Been rejected.
(x) Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
(x) Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
(x) Been raped.
FINAL PERCENTAGE: 27% innocent
The bear changes his name! Burr!
Posted 14 years agoMy last and first journal was about the change of my fursona's race, from wolf to bear. Now the name has also finally dragged it's ass to the finish line, and caught up with the fursona.
The name is Burr! A perfect blend of derpy bearish manliness for this guy! :>
Remember it!
The name is Burr! A perfect blend of derpy bearish manliness for this guy! :>
Remember it!
Susp changes his shell!
Posted 14 years agoAs some may have picked up on, I'm changing the race and appearance of my fursona.
I've realized that the decision of having a wolf fursona was a bit rushed, as I hadn't really grasped the concept of a fursona when I made him. I have now found the beast inside, so to speak, and I've settled my choice on a bear.
I've been an active member of the Norwegian Bear (gay phenomenon "bear", that is) Club for a few years, and my taste in men is pretty much bears, bears, bears. In addition to this, I can really relate to a bears way of life more than that of a wolf: I'm lazy, I eat lots, I'm hairy and my belly is a bit prominent (and under construction :3).
This time the fursona race came naturally, which is the best way of finding one, I've learned. Drawings of him are underway from two artists, actually, and I can't wait to see them. As soon as I get my hands on them, I'll of course post them on my FA profile.
Not much of a ... blogger. But this comes naturally. Scary, scary.
*waves and hugs those who stumble upon this note* :3
I've realized that the decision of having a wolf fursona was a bit rushed, as I hadn't really grasped the concept of a fursona when I made him. I have now found the beast inside, so to speak, and I've settled my choice on a bear.
I've been an active member of the Norwegian Bear (gay phenomenon "bear", that is) Club for a few years, and my taste in men is pretty much bears, bears, bears. In addition to this, I can really relate to a bears way of life more than that of a wolf: I'm lazy, I eat lots, I'm hairy and my belly is a bit prominent (and under construction :3).
This time the fursona race came naturally, which is the best way of finding one, I've learned. Drawings of him are underway from two artists, actually, and I can't wait to see them. As soon as I get my hands on them, I'll of course post them on my FA profile.
Not much of a ... blogger. But this comes naturally. Scary, scary.
*waves and hugs those who stumble upon this note* :3
