You keep pushing me aside
And I can't break through
There's no talking to you

[EDIT: 'cos I didn't put enough of the song in and ended up making myself look like I was emo :V I'm fine, people!]

It's soo saaaad that you're leaving
It takes tiiime to believe it
But after all is said and done
You're gonna be the lonely one oh~

HOLY SHIT PEOPLE SING :D

SOMEONE in my flat is a moron!

Who thinks "Hmm, I broke this glass, Let's not put it in the bin BUT INSTEAD PUT IT ON TOP OF THE CUPBOARD WITH THE BROKEN SIDE FACING AWAY!! GREAT IDEA!!"

Needless to say, I suffered the *point* of this.

I'm done cleaning that deathtrap. I don't care how much of the mess I contribute, compared to what I clean up, it is NOTHING compared to the rest of my fucking flatmates. And I'm 90% of the time I'm the one who cleans it up!! This has been going on long enough, I feel, for me to make it a little more public.

FUCK YOU GUYS, CLEAN YOUR OWN FUCKING DISHES FOR ONCE.

Commission info!

Note: Any commission with more than one character in it will cost an extra £5/$8 per added character. That includes paying more for extra shots of the same character (eg, comic panels, mirror reflections (within reason))

For an avatar: £5/$8

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4058900
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4014708
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3478387/

For uncoloured Lineart, £10/$16 (I have no examples Dx!)

For coloured Sketches, £10/$16

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4294822
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4294699 (NSFW)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4294688 (NSFW)

For Coloured Lineart, £15/$23

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4289392
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3877091/ (NSFW)

For Coloured, Shaded Lineart, £20/$31

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4058298/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4052533/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4085790/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4088540/ (NSFW)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4054492/ (NSFW)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3971489/ (NSFW)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3876804/ (NSFW)

Just watched "The Number 23". Was pretty freaking wierd and coincidental.
Darr's birthday is 28/5 (28 - 5 = 23)
Katara's birthday is 29/6 (29 - 6 = 23)
Finished watching at 2:37am "2:3"7am, 23)
The wierdest part was, however, when we checked the date.

The date is February 3rd (2/3, 23).

Any of you got anything to do with the number 23? It's amazing how often it reoccurs.

really, guys, all the comments and moral boosts I've recieved over the past few months have been truly influencial. I know I don't take the time to personally thank everyone for faves any more, but with the onslaught of submissions recently and the amount of you favouriting each one, it just shows how influencial your "group efforts" have been ;D

Seriously. Thanks for noticing me.You guys motivate me to keep this art spring going, and keep it going, I will. <3

Also. trucks of love directed at  dazzn just 'cos. :V <3<3<3<£<3

I'M CUTTING GEMS FOR THE HOLES IN THE WALLS AND THEN SMOOTHING THEM DOWN AND ENGRAVING THEM WITH PLUMP HELMETS! BUT NOT BEFORE I MINE OUT THE NEW DINING ROOM OF ORTHEALD PLACE!!

YOU JUST GO IN, WALL SHIT OFF, AND IF ANYONE COMPLAINS, YOU LOCK THE DOOR.

FAILING AT BUILDING A FUCKING WALL. AWESOME.

I STILL THINK THAT IS OUR MISSION. WE MUST CREATE A CAST OF WARRIORS ENOUGH TO DE-THRONE THEM.

A PACK OF HUNTING DOGS AS PUNISHMENT FOR SEEING THE GREEK GOD ARTEMIS. VERY LIMITED KNOWLEDGE, BOTH OF US. TANTALIS.

IT'S THE RIGHT ANSWER. YAAAY

EMPTY MY SATCHEL OF ALL LIQUIDS. I NEED A DRINK AS WELL.

Now selling avatars for £5/$8, and, considering from when I can start it, I can get it done within 45 mins (unless there are delays, of course.)

Also. I haven't forgotten about the list. I know I owe you guys artwork and you are going to get it. I just need to build up the motivation to get my art strive in gear.

But hey, look on the bright side; the longer I leave it, the more I improve inbetween, the better your art will look once I'm done. :D Hunky-dory.

AROUND

http://livestream.com/swizzlestixhasgrizzledlicks

Ayaa, feel free to join in, can even suggest something for me to draw. :D

EDIT: Procaster's only letting me stream for five minutes before freezing. Not willing to refresh every time it does so. Will look into this. :b

Well, it's back. Hope you all had other things to do to pass the time. :D


Check out FurNation and how angry they are at FA. Even when the fandom's biggest contribution site is down, drama thrives on!! It never ends does it. |D

Still, I smile 'cos I'd bet nothing'll come of it. The sort of people who would boycott FA for FN are the sort of people who wouldn't be missed much, especially because they'd be doing it to further the drama. Haaaaaallelujia. |3

http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html HAVE FUN MY LOVELIES

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggB33d0BLcY

Also, pretty bangin' party tonight which I'm probably going to get shitfaced at 'cos I ACTUALLY HAVE MONEY FOR BOOZE!!!

And my sofa arrived today, it's EPIC SLEEK

|D


Competition still stands!! guess what my avatar is saying and you win a free one.

Alternately, pay £12 and get one too. You get to choose what he's saying AND if you keep it as confidential as I have or not.
I guess I can still offer out the "hallowe'en versions" for £3 more, AND reisntate that you will be getting the hallowe'en one AS WELL AS the original.



My room smells of beautiful leather. <3

If you want an icon like the one in my avatar, they're now open for sale at £12 (+-currency conversions)! For 25% more, get an altered version of the animation as well with a hallowe'en theme for use at this time of year!

ALSO! Details on the icons; you choose the words (three/four-syllables maximum) for your 'sona to say in the icon. Then, as tradition states, you *DON'T* *TELL* *ANYONE* what s/he's saying. :3 Trust me, it gets fun.

LASTLY! If you can guess what my 'sona is saying, you get an icon ABSOLUTELY FREE!!

So yeah, All Hallow's Eve, guys. What's going on with you lot? I don't have the funds to buy a costume, tickets to various gigs AND still get drunk, which would be my ideal Hallowe'en, so I'll be jumping it out. Blame Scottish student loan funding and their crap economics! >:

Also been puking out artwork left-right-centre since I got my raplacement pen!! Wooo! Trust™ give you free replacements!!!! Take that, Wacom©, and your pens that cost more than half the whole tablet kit does, indicating that the pen is in fact more expensive than the tablet!! D:

1. Kitchen appliance - Oven COCKer
2. Salty snack - COCK
3. Body part - COCK
4. Farm animal - COCKerel
5. Planet in our solar system - URANUS
6. Internet meme - Yo Dawg, we heard yo like Yoyos, so we put yo dawg on yo yoyo so yo can yoyo yo dawg while yo dawg yoyos, dawg
7. Spice or herb - COCK Seasoning
8. Thing that starts with M - MMMMM COCK
9. Article of clothing - ASS
10. Pudding flavor - COCK
11. Natural disaster - Look to the skies, it's a COCK
12. Color - A mixture of purple and COCK
13. Lawn ornament - A wall of DICKS
14. Type of building -COCKttage
15. Flammable substance - COCK covered in petrol
16. Something in a lunchbox - Swiss Rolls
17. Sea creature - WATER COCK
18. Geometric shape - COCK-Shaped
19. Time of day - Sex O'COCK
20. Electronic device - ELECTRO-COCK
21. Reason for being late - Something to do with COCK
22. Vegetable - COOOCK
23. Element - Electric, 'cos my COCK is SHOCKING
24. Dessert - COCK makes for three-course meals
25. Historical event - World War WANK
26. Two-digit number - I got two digits for you bbz
27. Character in The Wizard of Oz - The Witch; she was a right COCK
28. Item in a freezer - FROZEN CONCENTRATE
29. Torture device - COCK
30. Disease - THE GAY
31. Something on the floor of a movie theater - PERVERT'S DISMEMBERED COCK
32. Mexican dish - Roast COCK with a side of PUBES
33. Something slimy -
34. FA emoticon - FA doesn't have a cock emoticon
35. Sandwich - COCK BETWEEN TWO COCKS MIXED WITH COCK AND A SIDE OF COCK

I'm so angry I could eat a horse, I stabbed myself with a needlee, ff.


Anger makes me angry

Updated my "owed artworks" list! Since the number of artworks I've given out for free has surpassed those that have been paid for, I'll just mentally cap it as the "owed artworks" list. :b

Stole this from that thing that was made with a Ton of Clay.

THE PAINFULLY AWKWARD MEME

-Name: Swizz/lestix
-Gender: dood
-Orientation: Homosecksúale
-Sign: The even-manly Taur FUCKING us.
Is a Taur fucking us? you tell me bitchslap.


---no srs plz do, I've been wondering what the pain was

1. How much do you weigh?:
DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT

2. Do you pee in the shower?:
Nope. The toilet's so close to it I'd definitely feel guilty :D

3. Do you look in the toilet before flushing?:
Not often

4. Are you a virgin? :
Nope

5. If no, what is the weirdest thing your partner said to you during sex?:
"I can't believe we're having sex"

6. What is the weirdest object you ever used for masturbation?:
The air. I can't say it worked though. :/

7. What are your fetishes / kinks? List them all:
no thanks

8. Have you ever been sexually attracted to one of your FA friends?:
Yup. :b

9. If so, give us a hint as to who the last one you thought that way about was:
It's gone to the point where almost *anything* I constructively say is blatantly obvious so I'll say one word: "Vertigo"

10. Are you doing this entire thing with 100% honesty?:
I'll let you answer this one ;o

11. I say mosquito, you say:
NO IT'S A BEEDRILL

12. I say Steven Segal, you say:
The dude's a robot

13. Oh no, here comes the big one...are you ready for this?
Mmmhmm.

14. Are you sure?
Yeah, totally.

15. Okay here it goes...:
I am totally ready for whatever you could ask.

16. What is your favorite color?:
YOU CAN'T FUCKING EXPECT ME TO FUCKING ANSWER THAT FUCKING SHIT, FUCK THE FUCK OFF

Yeah, want to apologize for, like, the third journal today but it all kinda just snuck up on me :0

got right in there with this marvellous pic:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v.....f720/swizz.jpg
(Note the "How-To" tabs... I lol'd x3)


Good stuff! I'll be discussing a reward for him shortly.

On another note, there's a competition for 300th watcher. Time flies eh. :D

Next person to view my page has to screencap it and then send the sceencap of 3000 pageviews to me via PM!!!

On the spot competition ftw

If your name was up on my commissions list but has been removed, please contact me to get it put back up (if you're still interested).

Also: three slots now available (non-animated) :3

So like, I see my watch list at 205 now, and the sixth one down from it (eg. #200) is , but I'm almost sure I saw her as watch #199 the other day. I know she didn't remove and replace either 'cos it would have notified me. :b


So I guess Chedarr wins the avatar. x3

Once all the shit I've got to do at home gets done, I'll get back into the work I *need* to do for you guys expecting art from me. As it stands, though, it's just one thing after another piling on top of the last problem and I'm waiting for a period of chillout to at least catch up.

Watch this space guys, it hasn't killed me yet. :b

I'm going to wake up to cereal tomorrow! ...I mean today.

You guys should check this out: http://i29.tinypic.com/2wg7tvm.gif

That's what I used to animate like. Yes, it was all stickfigures, but eh, it's how I learned smoothness. :D

FROM NOW ON I'M GOING TO LABEL MY JOURNALS CORRESPONDING WITH WETHER THEY SHOULD BE READ OR NOT. If it's casual, I won't be offended if you ignore it. :b

If it's not, of course, I still won't be offended, but you'll probably be missing out on something or w/e, so it'll be your loss. :b

1) CASUAL JOURNAL
2) IMPARTANT JOURNAL
3) COMMISSION JOURNAL

...gets a free animated avatar of their choice. |3


[Needs to be proven too] >:b




GOES

So we're having a great night with my flatmates, I've invited for a couple of days to get him to live life in this scene, in this city. He has to go home tomorrow so we decide to head to bed.
It's 3am and we've been reminding ourselves to book Azuma's bus tickets home before we sleep, like, several times. The bus is for roughly 12pm, and we need to book it at least an hour beforehand.

It's 4am and we're like, finished updating FA, we go onto the Megabus site having randomly forgotten, reminded each other and not been bothered to do anything for the past hour or so, to be greeted by this:

"Thank You for visiting megabus.com. Unfortunately, this website goes offline for routine maintenance every day between 03:00 and 05:00."

COULD THEY NOT USE THEIR BRAAAIIINZ TO FIGURE OUT THAT THE MAJORITY OF THEIR CUSTOMERS WOULD ACCESS THEIR SITE BETWEEN THESE TIMES?!? I MEAN JEEZ, IT'S LIKE FREAKING RUSH HOUR

So halfway through my journals I heard thunder and fask I'm like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH" down my hallway to dfmksn my flatmates. They're all used to my animalistic furriness by now, but I hope they safkgnab were prepared for this.

Lightening makes me Scarred. :0 Wepon does nothing D:

...I has a crowbar. |3

Actually getting commissions done now! Ahar! :d

Look out below! John Freeman, eat your heart out.