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Too lazy to click? Fine. Just know my blogs are posted to my storefront because I still don't trust FA, but since for some reason people keep coming here and like...following an empty gallery:

I've been fighting (since April, jeezus) to get my heart medications properly.



The short version is that I take an extreme kind of rhythm inhibitor to keep my heart from racing off into ultraspeed thanks to years of abusing Caffeine, Abusing myself (overworking myself, and more), Abusing Energy Drinks, and generally just trying to grind so hard it actually did technically kill me. (twice!)



In April, that pill was suddenly cut off because of supply chain issues (thank you, you orange flavoured tacofucker), and then after that my health insurance repeatedly refused to pay for any part of the pill, and since I could not even afford the pills NORMALLY, the full price (measured in THOUSANDS of dollars for 30 days supply) was entirely out of my reach.



And the damn pharmacy wouldn't even fucking give me any, even if I DID have the money. Do not know why.



So really, I've been slowly dying for the last 90 or so days. The last straw came with my Cardiologist hearing this entire story, getting furious...and RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, he made a flurry of calls and basically chewed out my Pharmacy, my Primary Care Physician (who somehow wasn't aware of any of this? I don't even know), and the insurance fuckers.



GREAT NEWS, I now have the pills. In my hand. Been taking them for 2 days or so, and am now feeling the NEW pain of recovering from restarting a heart med that slows my heart waaaaaaaaaaay down. It's gonna take me a week or so to recover from that sudden deceleration. Maybe less.



Bad news. This is part of the reason I've had to stop doing stuff. Just doing the ASMR voice was taxing in a way I couldn't even describe to you guys, Let alone the Hypnosis stuff.



So what I've been doing since:



-Finishing up on a HUGE script that is going to involve multiple actors - Hindpaw themed group TF that will be available in SFW and NSFW endings.



-Writing the Prequel to this huge script for a solo role (me), also hindpaw themed, because yes, I'm that kind of freak. And so are you, probably. If not, then it'll be a full TF, so don't worry.



-Finishing the Hypnosis portion of the latest ASMR file, to release hopefully this week (the week of July 21st through the 31st...more than a week, yes, but I'm working as best I can in my condition)



-Writing a new Hypnosis script for a brain-scrambler/relaxation file that is intended to just melt you into a proverbial and literal puddle to get you to just be one with the world. I'm thinking of calling it the Fuckit Buckit or something witty like that. I personally kinda do enjoy the liquid shifter/goo concept, and have been a huge fan of like...Odo from DS9 or the T-1000 from TERMINATOR 2 since I was old enough to watch either movie. Probably earlier, it's been a long fucking life.



-Working on a new commission in the Equine Theme, something huge and definitely curse-related. I will give you an out, I will give you a way to turn it off, but it's gonna be the kind of thing that is meant to really REALLY screw with you, along the lines of "On All Fours" and "Assinine Behaviour".



-Wrapping up conceptuals on "A Date With a Werewolf", a female werewolf TF file where the listener is on a nice date and things get WEIRD fast, and I think I might actually have to cast for this one, so that'll be fun.



-and surprisingly, I do actually do work outside of my own, so I've been recording work for several OTHER creators, including people like Kashy, as well as some private companies, etc.



All of this to say, I'm not dead, I'm still TRYING, I know it's been a shitty fucking year so far, and it's just...just so hard for all of us. I deeply appreciate you all sticking with me through all of this.



I'm still doing my best.

~ARI

I'm done. The bullshit surrounding this site for the last I can't even remember how many years has become too goddamn much for me.

Screw you FA, I'm done posting here. Entirely.

Y'all can go find me on bluesky, where they don't accuse people of being AI bots (and when they do, they're just some random nobody you don't know who has no control over your life) without any sense.

https://ariohn.bsky.social

I'm leaving what I've posted up, so some jerkoff neo-nazi goon doesn't squat the name, or otherwise pretend to be me for the lulz or whatever you fucks do, and I'm just pulling out. My posting schedule is...erratic, but whatever. Y'all know where to look now.

https://ariohn.bsky.social

But I'm not staying here to be kicked around by mods who don't know their ass from a hole in the wall.

For those of you asking "durrrhurrr what'dyou du ari...", kindly stop asking. I literally told you what the fuck this was about, if you're not gonna read what I wrote, then why are you here?

So long, and thanks for fuck all, FA.

FA is starting to harass me now, pretending like my voice is AI generated or somesuch bullshit.

SO: Suggestions of where to go? I'm not sticking around at a place that is without a reasonable captain, and changes policies faster than Trump can fuck up countries.

Hey Guys!

Just putting this up because it's the last day of the SALE / Me trying to make sure that my sole source of income is properly advertised. #hypnosis #asmr #furry #audiodrama


Makin' Audio for people...
And having people call if a "Grift"
...still laughing.

https://payhip.com/AudiobyAriohn

ON SALE NOW - ALL FILES AND BUNDLES IN THE PAYHIP STORE ARE 25% OFF FOR THE TAX SEASON! Take advantage of our sale through the 16th of April, and help Ari pay their taxes. ^_^

https://payhip.com/audiobyariohn

Take a walk on the Wild Side -- Audio by Ariohn

Well, there we have it. All the storefronts have been reopened, our flagship location is at Payhip

https://payhip.com/AudiobyAriohn

And now that all of our descriptions have been updated to contain the new links, the youtube channel has the correct links, and everything has settled..

I'm open. Commissions are once again available at my Commissio shopfront, please just swing through and select what you like. https://commiss.io/ariohnsylvrwolfe

JUST ONE THING.

after a long conversation with my wife, and some soul searching...I'm not doing the live stuff anymore. I might randomly decide to play some games with trusted friends and all, but people were treating me like a sex operator and not a person, and some of the "requests" I was getting started really upsetting my Wife and Myself, so...that's done. No mas. Sorry folks.

Without any goddamn notice, gumroad fucked everyone over AGAIN.

Make your way to my itch.io storefront OR my Payhip storefront instead.

https://sylvrwolfe.itch.io/
https://payhip.com/AudiobyAriohn

These two sites now mirror one another and offer my files in an easy to grab format. I've also gone ahead and made sure to include trigger documentations on everything I could! IF YOU SEE A FILE THAT DOESN'T HAVE TRIGGER DOCUMENTATION (and yet it claims to install triggers) LET ME KNOW RIGHT AWAY.
I gotta fix dat shyt

Right on, thank you all. <3

Hey. So...a bunch of TF audio stuff I worked on with some guys a few years back just went free to play.

I'm sure you guys remember TheWolvesDuo,  Wolftf918 and  Blasphemer right? Those guys ran the patreon, and asked me to make a bunch of audio for their tf based story stuff.

Here's the link to the YouTube, they released it all!

https://youtube.com/@wolftf9184

Show this guy some love and go listen to me turn into a werewolf a bunch.

So, Grandpa just died. He was the one on my mother's side, the one that was over 100 years old. Pretty awesome guy. Had cancer, and it ate his face.

He kinda looked like freddy krueger.

anyway. i really have no idea how this is going to affect my work.

Comms are closed for now.

I will finish anything in my queue as i can, but i'm just gonna be working on personal stuff for a lil' bit after that.

I HAVE ONLY ONE SLOT LEFT FOR COMMS FOR 2023!!

If you want yourself a special hypnosis project, or perhaps some kind of ASMR thing, or even just a fun story read, now's the time!

LAST (1) SLOT OF 2023!

Hit me up in the comments, via NOTE, or just come to my commission page.

https://commiss.io/ariohnsylvrwolfe

GET EM BEFORE THEY'RE GONE, AND PRICES GO UP FOR 2024!

Hi guys, I'm back. Because Uncle Sam and Auntie Cali are just...so forgiving about things, I yet again am short 300 bucks for the Taxes.

That being said, comms are open and right now even just one would be plenty to get me back on solid ground.

Who wants to be my superman, Tonight? (Ha. Song reference.)

Note if interested, I can arrange things price wise, all work is appreciated within my TOS.

IF you wanna just help with tiny donations then you can send them to https://paypal.me/jpsylvrwolfe

If you'd rather buy from my storefront, use promo code TaxesSuck for 30% off of anything in my store! -- https://ariohn.gumroad.com/

I've updated the Assing With Jenny to include a version with the Confusion Induction "One plus 1". If you have already purchased the file, you can get it now for no additional charge.

IF YOU HAVEN'T...what're you waiting for? GO GET IT

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https://ariohn.gumroad.com/l/Jennyass

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Available now!!

Subscribers can find it now on my subscribe star page.
https://subscribestar.adult/hypnosisbyariohn

On to other business:

November is shaping up to be a bit nuts! (and December too)
I'm still gonna do my best to keep up with at least 2 releases in November for you all, but between holidays, and a bunch of medical shit I gotta do, it's gonna be a tiny bit tight. And since they're literally cutting down trees right by my apt for the last 2 weeks, recording anything has been nigh impossible.

So bear with me. Release scheduling might get a little funky for the next two months. I know we try really hard to release every other week, but you might get them smooshed together, or right at the end, or super early. Just depends on how fast I get things done.

The good news is, I've managed to write several more scripts than usual during this forced silence, and that means at least I have already finished scripts to record.

Good stuff to look forwards to!

Be safe, be well, and I'll keep on working

~Ari

It's the beginning of my Birthday Month!

Why a birthday month? BECAUSE I SAID SO! And you all get the presents, starting at midnight August First, we will be running a 40% off EVERYTHING IN MY STORE SALE!'

All files, including brand new releases for august will be 40% off with minimum purchase of $20 or more! Including filepacks! THIS IS THE BEST TIME TO GET YOUR HYPNO/ASMR GOODIES! Discount code will be BIRTHDAY2023 on https://ariohn.gumroad.com/

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UPDATE: SALE STILL ON, WE HIT THE GOAL, ALL IS NOW RIGHT WITH THE WORLD.

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SO, big deal...some bills have come up outside of the normal payschedule, because LIFE FUCKING SUCKS.

I need at least 2 commissions (or at least $600) to cover everything that decided it needs to be payed before we get paid again.

These are now priority comms, meaning they will get done immediately, and bump anything else I'm working on out of rotation right now.

I need to fill at least 2 of those slots, or get a buttload of donations before SUNDAY.

HMU immediately via note or Telegram or Discord to get your slot now.

Donations can be made to my usual paypal: paypal.me/jpsylvrwolfe

IF YOU WANT:
I'm having a beginning of Summer Sale over on Gumroad
- SUMMER2023 for 30% off!
Good through Next Thursday

https://ariohn.gumroad.com

Well, in far more interesting news, my Grandfather turns 100 years old this weekend. SO TO CELEBRATE THAT, and to help subsidize my trip to see him this weekend out in the boonies of Virginia:

20% off EVERYTHING in my gumroad store!
Use PromoCode: Happy100th to score an additional 20% off anything in my store, including brand new items!

https://ariohn.gumroad.com

AriBirthday - I'm turning 40, and that means 40% off your files! This weekend only, code AriBirthday gives you 40% off my gumroad store!

https://t.co/nYhVwiVGJY
https://ariohn.gumroad.com

Better hurry, code expires monday

So, here's the NEW deal, I'm changing how I charge for my commissions, since things have settled!

Here's how I charge (UPDATED 7/25/2022):

Live hypnosis sessions are $25 per half hour, max 2 hours

Hypnosis / ASMR Audio files up to 1hour, $400 - Includes scriptwriting, voice acting, background audio, whisper tracks, and complete file production
Hypnosis / ASMR Audio files OVER 1hour but under 2hours, $500 - Includes scriptwriting, voice acting, background audio, whisper tracks, and complete file production

Hypnosis / ASMR VIDEOS - additional $50 charge

Copyright buyout - contact for quote on buyout.
Audio Dramas - Contact for quote, must have own script.



A copy of my TOS is here: https://shorturl.at/BRX38

IF YOU WANT A COMMISSION, FILL OUT THE REQUEST FORM: https://forms.gle/yoiHocRwSVR8MmNi7
Just fill out the thing, and wait for me to message you back.

Trello Queue updates daily. -- https://shorturl.at/aBC36

Telegram Group (MODERATED) -- https://t.me/+VBOyTByWtpRmYzFh

Check out our many audios, transformations, hypnosis, and more at https://JPAST.carrd.co

Why don't you offer free files anymore?

That's an excellent question. In short, some people from a community of online hypnotists have decided that my work, which many of you are quite familiar with, is somehow harmful to the larger community. Despite not having any dangerous lines, dangerous ideas, or even making the kinds of files (prior to this point) that would cause people even mild concern over my intentions, they have aggressively tried to silence me.

In response, I did what is essentially a defensive curl. I shut down future free content production entirely.

From this point forward, if you want content, you will have to pay, be it via subscribe star or gumroad. This creates YET ANOTHER point of consent for me to rely on.

You, the listener, the subject, need to show me that you really do want this.

So, on top of asking your consent in each file not just once, but TWICE...I am forced to add this additional step by making you pay and consent via either gumroad or subscription services like Subscribe Star.

It's not that I want to do this, it's that I have to, to protect all of you, as well as my family and myself.

Truth is...well it's truth. And the truth is, nobody has ever had an issue with any of my files, save for one person that I am aware of. I blocked them from every contacting me again after they crossed the line, and began calling me *shudder* Master without my consent, or intent, which in turn seems to have started them on a crusade of calling me dangerous, and outright lying about my content.

I encourage you to make up your own minds about this, and please continue enjoying my work RESPONSIBLY and SAFELY.

and at a modest fee.

We're updating things just a bit, so you know.

I'm changing my hours. It's time to resume some self care, and since my apt complex has a gym, I'm going to the gym now. My NEW hours of service are from 0700 to 1200 hrs Pacific Time Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays

My live streams are on Tuesdays and Thursdays from 0900 hrs to whenever I'm done for the day at https://twitch.tv/ariohnsylvrwolfe. The streams are going to be either working or playing, whichever I feel at that time.

Due to terms of service for Twitch, I will not be working on adult content, however, you might see me doing random audio editing with background music, or just me playing games to blow off steam. I am always available during streams or office hours, to discuss YOUR personal work, or give updates and the like!

My rolling queue is working out great! So you can see those updates here on my page, or on my TRELLO, here: https://trello.com/b/6Dpm1ZwH/wolfe.....ia-productions

AS ALWAYS, my TOS is here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/.....it?usp=sharing

And my commission form (ALWAYS OPEN!) is here: https://forms.gle/gXiAdadpHWxTmkUV7

You can even check my CARRD for details at: https://JPAST.carrd.co!

Just an update to my commissions list, it is now open for waitlist, with new hypnosis and audio drama pulls happening AS I COMPLETE WORK. My Trello link is available as well

-- https://trello.com/b/6Dpm1ZwH/wolfe.....ia-productions

If you'd like to get in touch with me directly, please feel free to join my Telegram group for hypnosis and fun: https://t.me/+VBOyTByWtpRmYzFh
Please see my original post for details on how to get your own:
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/10021555

---APRIL IS CLOSED----
0 SLOTS ARE AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW FOR APRIL.

Slot 1 - Aldrixy - ARTISTIC FREEDOM COMMISSION! THANK YOU!!!
Slot 2 - Norman - Audio Drama/Edging encouragment scene  lolking395

All slots are full for April, I will reopen my queue in May, and I encourage you all to grab the slots early!

Hey folks! It's time to set up Commissions for April! Since I'm going to be on a trip for two weeks, I'm only going to have two slots for April available.

Remember, I do hypnosis, audio dramas, dramatic readings, bedtime stories, as well as simple videos and editing, and even LIVE hypnosis sessions

Here's how I charge:
Writing, Voiceover Recordings, Audio Editing and post production: $25 USD per hour

Video Editing and post production: $25 USD per hour

Visual art creation: $25 USD per hour (this service is often used solely for video assets)

A Minimum of 2 hours is billable for ALL commissions

Live hypnosis sessions are $35 per half hour, max 2 hours

That being said, I'm going to generate a 2 slot commission list for April, as I'm going to be out on vacation the first few weeks, and so these are going to be completed at the END OF APRIL

A copy of my TOS is here as well.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/.....it?usp=sharing

IF YOU WANT A COMMISSION, FILL OUT THE REQUEST FORM, ACCEPTED REQUESTS WILL FILL THE SLOTS.

https://forms.gle/k3r7dNdrKKcV6YrT7

---APRIL IS CLOSED----
0 SLOTS ARE AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW FOR APRIL.

Slot 1 - Aldrixy - ARTISTIC FREEDOM COMMISSION! THANK YOU!!!
Slot 2 - Norman - Audio Drama/Edging encouragment scene  lolking395

https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/10153574/
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/10153574/
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/10153574/

Still have a few slots open!!

Audio commissions available! Bring your favourite stuff to life! Have your very own hypnosis file made!!

I work fast!

Hey Folks!

I'm going to see my family in VA, Since my Grandfather is turing 99 and this is likely the last time I'll ever see him, and since I can't fly (biohazardous freakshows on board airplanes and I am immunocompromised) I need to drive.

The Wife says we need at least 1k for all the hotels, gas, food, etc.
If I can generate 500, that's half. If I could make 1K, that'd be even better.
So I'm going to be trying to get as many commissions as I can. Though, if I could get just 4, it'd be over the 1k goal, provided they were big enough comms. Hypnosis, guided imagery, audio dramas, personal sexual fantasies, you name it. If you need a script, I can write it.

Here's how I charge:
Writing: $25 USD per hour
Voiceover Recordings: $25 USD per hour
Audio Editing and post production: $25 USD per hour
Video Editing and post production: $25 USD per hour
Visual art creation: $25 USD per hour (this service is often used solely for video assets)
Minimum of 2 hours is billable for ALL commissions

That being said, I'm going to generate a 4 slot priority commission list. These files will take priority over everything else and get done ASAP.

A copy of my TOS is here as well.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/.....it?usp=sharing

IF YOU WANT A COMMISSION, COMMENT BELOW. 4 SLOTS ARE AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW.

Slot 1 - OlmateKeith
Slot 2 - Lykron
Slot 3 - Koonscds
Slot 4 - CLOSED

Hey folks! Just a helpful update, if you're looking for what's coming down the pipeline from us here at WolfeWire Media for hypnosis, Audio Dramas, and the like...we just updated our production Trello! PLEASE, give it a look, and check out our subscribestar for more updates!

https://trello.com/b/6Dpm1ZwH/wolfewire-media-productions
#Hypnosis #AudioDrama #Voiceover #Furry

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