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General | Posted 17 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/view/1644757/
Over 60 of youse guys have looked at it
so far, and not a single comment. I think
BushyCat did a great job of bringing one of
my nightmares to life and no one says a word.
I post a rather lame picture of my cluttered
office and everyone and his brother has
something to say. Go figure
Over 60 of youse guys have looked at it
so far, and not a single comment. I think
BushyCat did a great job of bringing one of
my nightmares to life and no one says a word.
I post a rather lame picture of my cluttered
office and everyone and his brother has
something to say. Go figure
Thinking about trying to build a fursuit.
General | Posted 17 years agoYeah, I know I don't have a whit of
talent, but perhaps I cane make up
for it with dogged determination.
Anyway, I really like the picture
Heather Bruton made of the dread
pirate Tabor, and I'd really like making
that into a suit. Been looking into
how much good quality faux fur is,
sheesh, it's only slightly cheaper
the real goods, but at least I wouldn't
have a bunch of innocent dead animals
haunting me. More research has to be
done before I commit to such a large
financial outlay.
Oh yeah, I just turned 62 today. Go me.
talent, but perhaps I cane make up
for it with dogged determination.
Anyway, I really like the picture
Heather Bruton made of the dread
pirate Tabor, and I'd really like making
that into a suit. Been looking into
how much good quality faux fur is,
sheesh, it's only slightly cheaper
the real goods, but at least I wouldn't
have a bunch of innocent dead animals
haunting me. More research has to be
done before I commit to such a large
financial outlay.
Oh yeah, I just turned 62 today. Go me.
Well, there you go again...
General | Posted 17 years agoAnother night alone, my mate some 3000 miles away, lonely and
depressed and behind half a bottle of cheap Scotch. Depressingly
familiar I know, and I probably shouldn't burden you folks with
it. If I finish the rest of the bottle, I'll pass out and fall asleep.
Most likely the best thing. G'night all....
depressed and behind half a bottle of cheap Scotch. Depressingly
familiar I know, and I probably shouldn't burden you folks with
it. If I finish the rest of the bottle, I'll pass out and fall asleep.
Most likely the best thing. G'night all....
Something I just don't understand.
General | Posted 17 years agoMy mate and I are more or less on the same page
politically, which is fairly far to the left. We both believe
in a woman's right to choose, that gays should be afforded
the same civil rights as heterosexuals including the right
to wed, adopt children and bequeath their worldly goods
to whomever they wish, with out their families getting
involved if that is what they want. We both believe
George Bush stole the last two elections, the war is a
hideous disaster and totally illegal. In fact we both
believe that most if not all of the current administration
should be in jail for multiple life sentences for treasonous
actions against the American people.
Now you'd think that because this particular election is
probably the single most important one that either of
us will ever vote in, that he'd be champing at the bit
to exercise our civic duty and privilege and vote.
You'd be wrong. Whereas I will probably be the first
one in the door of my local polling place this November,
Tom has NO intention of registering OR voting. I've asked
him several times why and he still gives me the same
lame excuse. "I don't want to be stuck on the list for
people th be picked for possible jury duty."
Jesus Christ on a crutch! How can I convince him how
important that his voice be heard? That even in this
age of questionable hackable Dibold voting machines,
probablle illeagle happenings behind the scenes in
the electoral college and the fact that the dead STILL
manage to cast a vote in Chicago, your vote still counts
and is important. I'm at my wit's end. I don't want to
fight with him over it. We are after all mates and
ultimately have to share the same bed at night (not that
anything goes on there anymore), but Jeeze, this is really
important.
It's probably the last chance there will be in my lifetime
to make some sort of change in the administration
and toss some of the crooks out.
I will be making a bumper sticker to go on my car
AFTER the election...
"IF YOU DIDN'T VOTE, DON'T BITCH!"
Does anyone have any advice for me on how to get
Tom to realize that the possibility of jury duty is a small
price to pay for his one and only chance to vote a
resounding "NO" to the evil old men who want to run
our lives, destroy our world and line their pockets
at our expense?
politically, which is fairly far to the left. We both believe
in a woman's right to choose, that gays should be afforded
the same civil rights as heterosexuals including the right
to wed, adopt children and bequeath their worldly goods
to whomever they wish, with out their families getting
involved if that is what they want. We both believe
George Bush stole the last two elections, the war is a
hideous disaster and totally illegal. In fact we both
believe that most if not all of the current administration
should be in jail for multiple life sentences for treasonous
actions against the American people.
Now you'd think that because this particular election is
probably the single most important one that either of
us will ever vote in, that he'd be champing at the bit
to exercise our civic duty and privilege and vote.
You'd be wrong. Whereas I will probably be the first
one in the door of my local polling place this November,
Tom has NO intention of registering OR voting. I've asked
him several times why and he still gives me the same
lame excuse. "I don't want to be stuck on the list for
people th be picked for possible jury duty."
Jesus Christ on a crutch! How can I convince him how
important that his voice be heard? That even in this
age of questionable hackable Dibold voting machines,
probablle illeagle happenings behind the scenes in
the electoral college and the fact that the dead STILL
manage to cast a vote in Chicago, your vote still counts
and is important. I'm at my wit's end. I don't want to
fight with him over it. We are after all mates and
ultimately have to share the same bed at night (not that
anything goes on there anymore), but Jeeze, this is really
important.
It's probably the last chance there will be in my lifetime
to make some sort of change in the administration
and toss some of the crooks out.
I will be making a bumper sticker to go on my car
AFTER the election...
"IF YOU DIDN'T VOTE, DON'T BITCH!"
Does anyone have any advice for me on how to get
Tom to realize that the possibility of jury duty is a small
price to pay for his one and only chance to vote a
resounding "NO" to the evil old men who want to run
our lives, destroy our world and line their pockets
at our expense?
Well, I'm back from hospital.
General | Posted 17 years agoAnd I posted what happened as a story called Angioplasty 101.
Unfortunately the pictures that were part of the word file didn't
transfer, so you're going to miss some of the finer points of
just what they do, but if you're realaly curious, you can google "angioplasty" and "Stents."
Unfortunately the pictures that were part of the word file didn't
transfer, so you're going to miss some of the finer points of
just what they do, but if you're realaly curious, you can google "angioplasty" and "Stents."
Oh goody, I'm getting another stent!
General | Posted 17 years agoWell, the results are in from my trip to the cardiologist.
They found 93% blockage in yet another coronary artery
so I'm going into hospital tomorrow for angioplasty. It's
a quick and relatively painless procedure, where they
insert a catheter into my femoral artery and work it up to
the heart. Then they inject a radio-opaque dye to light
everything up so they can place the stent exactly. The
stent is basically a tube made of titanium that they can
insert at the blockage, then expand to open up the
clogged bit. The risks are slight and I'll be home by
Monday. Then comes the painful part, recovery. Where
they entered the femoral artery they made a thumb-sized
hole which now has to heal up and until it does, things
like walking, climbing stairs and the like isn't going to
be much fun. Oh well, I've been through this before, this
will be stent #6 and it sure beats the hell out of getting
a coronary bypass which is the alternative.
They found 93% blockage in yet another coronary artery
so I'm going into hospital tomorrow for angioplasty. It's
a quick and relatively painless procedure, where they
insert a catheter into my femoral artery and work it up to
the heart. Then they inject a radio-opaque dye to light
everything up so they can place the stent exactly. The
stent is basically a tube made of titanium that they can
insert at the blockage, then expand to open up the
clogged bit. The risks are slight and I'll be home by
Monday. Then comes the painful part, recovery. Where
they entered the femoral artery they made a thumb-sized
hole which now has to heal up and until it does, things
like walking, climbing stairs and the like isn't going to
be much fun. Oh well, I've been through this before, this
will be stent #6 and it sure beats the hell out of getting
a coronary bypass which is the alternative.
Off to the cardiologist tomorrow
General | Posted 17 years agoI have a feeling something's brewing again.
When I take my boy to the park and walk briskly
with him I get this sort of breathless feeling
and sometimes I feel a pressure in my chest.
Nothing like the heart attack I had in '04, but
the feeling's similar, just not nearly as intense.
Wish me luck if you want to.
When I take my boy to the park and walk briskly
with him I get this sort of breathless feeling
and sometimes I feel a pressure in my chest.
Nothing like the heart attack I had in '04, but
the feeling's similar, just not nearly as intense.
Wish me luck if you want to.
Well, Hanna's here.
General | Posted 17 years agoHard hearted Hanna's just arrived. Heavy rains
starting and the wind is picking up. Doesn't look
like it's going to be much worse than the average
Nor'easter that we get two or three of each winter.
Might loose power, but we're more or less prepared
for that. Good night to curl up under the covers and
read ghost stories by lamp light.
starting and the wind is picking up. Doesn't look
like it's going to be much worse than the average
Nor'easter that we get two or three of each winter.
Might loose power, but we're more or less prepared
for that. Good night to curl up under the covers and
read ghost stories by lamp light.
Incompetant Doctors and their staff
General | Posted 17 years agoSo I'm nearly out of a fairly important prescription and
I can't just take it to the pharmacy, it has to be renewed by
my doctor. Easy enough thing you would think. Call up his
office, speak to his staff or leave a voice message for them
to call you back to see what you need, so that's what I did
yesterday. Did they call me back? No. I went in to their office
and they said Oh gee, I don't know what went wrong, but
we'll call it in. That was four hours ago and I'm still waiting
for them to get back to me to tell me that they've finally
figured out the intricacy's of the telephone and phoned in
the prescription. If I'm lucky, they might manage to get the
prescription to the pharmacy sometime before the heat-death
of the universe, though that might be just too much to hope for.
I can't just take it to the pharmacy, it has to be renewed by
my doctor. Easy enough thing you would think. Call up his
office, speak to his staff or leave a voice message for them
to call you back to see what you need, so that's what I did
yesterday. Did they call me back? No. I went in to their office
and they said Oh gee, I don't know what went wrong, but
we'll call it in. That was four hours ago and I'm still waiting
for them to get back to me to tell me that they've finally
figured out the intricacy's of the telephone and phoned in
the prescription. If I'm lucky, they might manage to get the
prescription to the pharmacy sometime before the heat-death
of the universe, though that might be just too much to hope for.
Ripped off at FA U
General | Posted 17 years agoOK so giving the guy money for something
he'd do for me after the con was stupid.
There was an artist who was next to Fluke's spot
in the dealer's room, said his name was "something
fox" sorry this old bunny's memory isn't so good
took a $60 deposit from me with the promise to
get back to me with rough sketches for a picture
that he'd do for after an additional payment of
$60. Picture of Tabor fighting for his life being
attacked by mutant zombie carrot critters coming
up out of the ground. Anyway, haven't heard from
him since. I guess banging me for $60 and a promise
was sufficient for him. I guess I won't do that
again. Sometimes the fandom gets me so
steamed, how we do each other. No wonder other
fandom's call us "SkunkFuckers".
he'd do for me after the con was stupid.
There was an artist who was next to Fluke's spot
in the dealer's room, said his name was "something
fox" sorry this old bunny's memory isn't so good
took a $60 deposit from me with the promise to
get back to me with rough sketches for a picture
that he'd do for after an additional payment of
$60. Picture of Tabor fighting for his life being
attacked by mutant zombie carrot critters coming
up out of the ground. Anyway, haven't heard from
him since. I guess banging me for $60 and a promise
was sufficient for him. I guess I won't do that
again. Sometimes the fandom gets me so
steamed, how we do each other. No wonder other
fandom's call us "SkunkFuckers".
Out of despair comes art
General | Posted 17 years agoTwo images I can't get out of my head which I'm going to
put my poor artistic talents to realizing.
Image one: "New from "Eternal Damnation Toys" it's the
"Seven Deadly Sins" board game. Spin the wheel, pick the
sin, live the life and burn in HELL!..."
Image two. Tabor as an Aztec priest, arms raised triumphantly
over a blood stained alter that has resting on it, a still
quivering heart. The alter flanked by flaring torches. Underneath
the caption..."Give me that OLD TIME religion!"
It's funny what you'll wake up with stuck in your head after
a monumental drunk. BTW, the scotch is gone...
put my poor artistic talents to realizing.
Image one: "New from "Eternal Damnation Toys" it's the
"Seven Deadly Sins" board game. Spin the wheel, pick the
sin, live the life and burn in HELL!..."
Image two. Tabor as an Aztec priest, arms raised triumphantly
over a blood stained alter that has resting on it, a still
quivering heart. The alter flanked by flaring torches. Underneath
the caption..."Give me that OLD TIME religion!"
It's funny what you'll wake up with stuck in your head after
a monumental drunk. BTW, the scotch is gone...
I SWEAR TO DRUNK I"M NOT GOD!!!!!!!
General | Posted 17 years agoActually I am drunk, and plan to get drunker.
I just realized that I can't remember when I
was in the paws, hooves, hands of another
male of any species. True I'm mated, but since
Tom tested HIV+ (after some tom catting
around on a vacation) some fifteen years
ago, he no longer wants to have sex, at least
with me. Hell, Id put 10 condoms on him if it
would make him feel better, but no. I have
toys, which bore me. I have movies that I've
seen all too many times, I have comics, drawings
and stories. God damn it, I need to be held and
humped and be made to feel that I'm still alive.
Since THAT is not likely to happen, I bought a
bottle of scotch, which I'm already half through
and frankly, committing sephaku with my katana
looks better and better
I just realized that I can't remember when I
was in the paws, hooves, hands of another
male of any species. True I'm mated, but since
Tom tested HIV+ (after some tom catting
around on a vacation) some fifteen years
ago, he no longer wants to have sex, at least
with me. Hell, Id put 10 condoms on him if it
would make him feel better, but no. I have
toys, which bore me. I have movies that I've
seen all too many times, I have comics, drawings
and stories. God damn it, I need to be held and
humped and be made to feel that I'm still alive.
Since THAT is not likely to happen, I bought a
bottle of scotch, which I'm already half through
and frankly, committing sephaku with my katana
looks better and better
I've done 93 of the 120 stupidest things
General | Posted 17 years ago The 120 stupidest things you can do
Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
(x) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 3
Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
( ) Dumped someone
(x) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 6
Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
(x) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 10
Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Furaffinity Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 13
Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 15
Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 19
Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 21
Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 26
Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
(x) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 29
Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 33
Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
(x) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 37
Level 13
(x) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 40
Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 43
Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying (damn near did. Heart attack.)
SO FAR: 46
Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
( ) Sang Karaoke
( ) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 49
Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 53
Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles ( Knew a drag queen named bubbles)
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 57
Level 19
(x) Crashed A Party
(x) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 60
Level 20
(x) Worn Pearls
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge
( ) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 62
Level 21
( ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
( ) Kicked A Fish (WAT?)
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 64
Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 66
Level 23
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
( ) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 69
Level 24
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
(x) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 71
Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(x) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 75
Level 26
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
(x) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
( ) Caught A Butterfly
( ) Laughed So Hard You Cried
( ) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 77
Level 27
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
( ) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
(x) Gone Skinny Dipping (Hot tub counts!)
(x) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 82
Level 28
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
(x) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 86
Level 29
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 90
Level 30
(x) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 93
Repost this with the title:
I've Done 93 of the 120 stupidest things. (with your total in that blank spot.)
Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
(x) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 3
Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
( ) Dumped someone
(x) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 6
Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
(x) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 10
Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Furaffinity Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 13
Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 15
Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 19
Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 21
Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 26
Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
(x) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 29
Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 33
Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
(x) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 37
Level 13
(x) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 40
Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 43
Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying (damn near did. Heart attack.)
SO FAR: 46
Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
( ) Sang Karaoke
( ) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 49
Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 53
Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles ( Knew a drag queen named bubbles)
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 57
Level 19
(x) Crashed A Party
(x) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 60
Level 20
(x) Worn Pearls
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge
( ) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 62
Level 21
( ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
( ) Kicked A Fish (WAT?)
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 64
Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 66
Level 23
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
( ) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 69
Level 24
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
(x) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 71
Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(x) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 75
Level 26
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
(x) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
( ) Caught A Butterfly
( ) Laughed So Hard You Cried
( ) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 77
Level 27
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
( ) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
(x) Gone Skinny Dipping (Hot tub counts!)
(x) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 82
Level 28
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
(x) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 86
Level 29
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 90
Level 30
(x) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 93
Repost this with the title:
I've Done 93 of the 120 stupidest things. (with your total in that blank spot.)
Coming To Newark!
General | Posted 17 years agoComing to Newark NJ at the end of July
Special 'Funny Animal' action.
See Top Fuel Vixens!
Blown and Injected wolves!
Nitro Burning Bunnies!
And ground pounding Bears!
Sunday a special exhibition of cur crushing
by some of this country's largest Monster Bucks.
That's at Fur AffinityCon in Newark! Be there!
Special 'Funny Animal' action.
See Top Fuel Vixens!
Blown and Injected wolves!
Nitro Burning Bunnies!
And ground pounding Bears!
Sunday a special exhibition of cur crushing
by some of this country's largest Monster Bucks.
That's at Fur AffinityCon in Newark! Be there!
Chunder?
General | Posted 17 years agoChunder!
CHUNDER!
CHUNDER CATS HRGH!
There, got THAT out of my system.
I think if I read another journal about
how this fur or that one is going to
AC, I'm going to cough up hare balls
all over my keyboard. This bunny can't go.
Too broke, the hotel's full, and it's too far
to drive, so quit rubbing my nose in it!
CHUNDER!
CHUNDER CATS HRGH!
There, got THAT out of my system.
I think if I read another journal about
how this fur or that one is going to
AC, I'm going to cough up hare balls
all over my keyboard. This bunny can't go.
Too broke, the hotel's full, and it's too far
to drive, so quit rubbing my nose in it!
sigh, I wish
General | Posted 17 years agoMales on Wheels
Yes, "Males on Wheels". I'm sure all of you are familiar
with the concept of "Meals on Wheels", where hot delicious,
quality meals are delivered daily to the elderly, shut ins,
and sufferers of debilitating diseases, however sometimes
they need more than just a hot meal. They need a HOT MALE.
Whether it's just to be held and humped against, helped in
and out of the bath, or rolled over and heartily boinked,
'"Males on Wheels" is there to help.
At "Males on Wheels", caring is our chief concern.
You know as you grow older finding hot, healthy, quality
male companionship becomes more difficult. The male market
becomes more difficult and frustrating to negotiate. Simply
getting to where available males can found can be a well-nigh
insoluble problem. If you are also housebound due to advanced
aging, disability or some other reason, then this difficulty
can become well nigh insurmountable.
That's where "Males on Wheels" enters the picture.
When an eligible person requests our service, their needs
are quickly and efficiently assessed with passion and caring
concern. A catalogue of suitable males is provided and their
selections are dispatched to their door at a schedule of their
choosing. No matter if their needs are hourly, daily or only
a few times a week, hot, horny, desirable and helpful males
will arrive at their door to provide whatever service is
required. No matter if the need is as simple as a strong
helping paw to assist them in coping with their daily lives,
to something as complex as a hearty romp between the sheets
with what ever 'toys' are desired, "Males on Wheels" will be
only too happy to provide their services.
One would think that a quality service such as "Males on
Wheels" must needs be a serious financial hardship, especially
for one already burdened with escalating medical costs, rising
food prices, increasing housing costs and the like, but nothing
could be further from the truth. If you are eligible for Medicaid,
or are on SSI or any other governmental supplemental assistance
program, then YOU qualify for "Males on Wheels".
Information about our program can be obtained from any
governmental agency, at most drugstores and in the "Better Living"
section of the New York Times. So if you feel you qualify, take a
look at our information about the services provided or visit our
website at http://www.godineeditbad.gov click on the "apply for
service" icon and a helpful and caring caseworker from "Males on
Wheels" will be dispatched to your door.
Not to be mistaken for our sister agency, "Females in Ferrari's".
Gol durn razzlefrazin mimcowpoops!
General | Posted 17 years agoI have been on the wagon for almost eight months,
but today, I seriously need a drink. Tom went into the
city leaving me to deal with this handy person he hired
to do some painting around here which only a few years
ago before a couple of bad falls and a heart attack I
could have done far faster and far cheaper. $300 to
paint a couple of security doors and a iron gate is
just too frigging much.
but today, I seriously need a drink. Tom went into the
city leaving me to deal with this handy person he hired
to do some painting around here which only a few years
ago before a couple of bad falls and a heart attack I
could have done far faster and far cheaper. $300 to
paint a couple of security doors and a iron gate is
just too frigging much.
I don't know why you're still watching me
General | Posted 17 years agoThe show's over. Several people, one of them being
the site admin have made it clear that my art is not
appreciated nor wanted here. I took all of it all down
and will be making no further posts.
the site admin have made it clear that my art is not
appreciated nor wanted here. I took all of it all down
and will be making no further posts.
Is everybody happy?
General | Posted 17 years agoThere, my page has had everything that anyone might
possibly consider offensive in the slightest possible way
removed. Funny, I don't think I'll be back this way very
much.
possibly consider offensive in the slightest possible way
removed. Funny, I don't think I'll be back this way very
much.
my thoughts on Dragoneer censoring my work
General | Posted 17 years agoI logged on and found I had almost 20 comments
waiting, all on one piece, "So many males, so little
time". However Dragoneer had removed it because
it was a little too graphic. So I never got to read what
was said, but it must have been pretty juicy, to get
the work pulled.
It doesn't bother me though. I look at it this way,
in 10 to 15 years, I'm going to be on to whatever
happens next. Some say I'll be roasting in Hell
(and good riddance) others feel that my consciousness
will just flicker out like a snuffed candle since there is
nothing after our brief time here, while others feel I'll
come back as a much lower form since I did such a
poor job as a human THIS time around. Which ever
of those futures are going to be mine is already pretty
set so I guess I'm almost as ready as I'll ever be.
The folks left behind will say whatever they want
about me (some already do) and my work, I'll not
be able to stop then and chances are I'll not
even know or much care whatever is said. So
say whatever you will, I am what I am and that's
all what I am. For better or worse, I remain,
Tabor the bunny.
waiting, all on one piece, "So many males, so little
time". However Dragoneer had removed it because
it was a little too graphic. So I never got to read what
was said, but it must have been pretty juicy, to get
the work pulled.
It doesn't bother me though. I look at it this way,
in 10 to 15 years, I'm going to be on to whatever
happens next. Some say I'll be roasting in Hell
(and good riddance) others feel that my consciousness
will just flicker out like a snuffed candle since there is
nothing after our brief time here, while others feel I'll
come back as a much lower form since I did such a
poor job as a human THIS time around. Which ever
of those futures are going to be mine is already pretty
set so I guess I'm almost as ready as I'll ever be.
The folks left behind will say whatever they want
about me (some already do) and my work, I'll not
be able to stop then and chances are I'll not
even know or much care whatever is said. So
say whatever you will, I am what I am and that's
all what I am. For better or worse, I remain,
Tabor the bunny.
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