so wanting a commssion again lol please read (il pay lol)
Posted 11 years agoso iam wanting a commission snese i am terrible at math and turns out i have a hundred bucks to kill so i want a commission but i cnat decide who iam kinda looking for a artist tahtll catch my interest at this point in time jstu show me examples or message me even if you dont think your good post come on free chance to earn some cash~ dont be shy~
so almost to 200 watchers .w.
Posted 11 years agoso i dont know why i got teh span of nearly 200 watchers all i do is post art iam not much of a artist iam just posting my sona my real self everything you see in this sona is exclusive to me and me only
only a handful know my true origin and iam not even a furry at all tho i appear to be but that's just the form i like to take cause it feels right but anyways.... thank you all for watching i will always be buying art
if anyone wants to draw my sona show me some of your work if i like it il just buy one off you so you can draw but thanks again i might do something if i hit a certain number of watchers i dont know have to think on it but yea take care guys~
only a handful know my true origin and iam not even a furry at all tho i appear to be but that's just the form i like to take cause it feels right but anyways.... thank you all for watching i will always be buying art
if anyone wants to draw my sona show me some of your work if i like it il just buy one off you so you can draw but thanks again i might do something if i hit a certain number of watchers i dont know have to think on it but yea take care guys~
I Cost $ 389.59 a Night
Posted 11 years agoNatural Hair Color:
[ ] Brown - $10.00
[] Blonde - $7.50
[ x] Black - $1.50
[ ] Bald - $0.50
[ ] Other - $5.00
$ 1.50
Eye Color:
[x ] Brown - $5.00
[] Green - $10.00
[ ] Blue - $15.00
[ ] Hazel - $7.50
[] Other - $1.50
$ 6.50
Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $20.00
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $17.50
[x ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $15.00
[] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $7.50
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $8.50
[ ] Under 5′4 - $9.50
$ 11.50
Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $17.50
[ ] 46 to 50 - $15.00
[ ] 41 to 45 - $12.50
[ ] 31 to 40 - $10.00
[ ] 26 to 30 - $7.50
[X] 21 to 25 - $5.00
[ ] 19 to 20 - $2.50
[ ] 0 to 18 - $10.00
$ 16.50
Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $75.00
[ ] First Born - $32.00
[x ] Only Child - $25.00
[] Second born - $15.00
[ ] Middle child - $10.00
[ ] Last Born - $10.00
[ ] third born - $55.00
[ ] fourth born - $30.00
[ ] fifth born - $40.00
[ ] sixth born -$21.50
$ 41.50
Drink?
[x ] I did like once - $40.00
[ ] Only Holidays or Occasions - $25.00
[ Sometimes - $21.50
[ ] YES - $20.00
[ ] only weekends - $30.00
[ ] Every other day - $5.00
[ ] Once a day - $1.50
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[ ] No - $60.00
$ 81.50
Vision?
[X] perfect vision $40.00
[ ] need/have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $20.00
[ ] No correction $10.00
[ ] Glasses $5.00
[ ] contacts $2.50
[ ] Surgical correction -$10.00
$ 120.50
Shoe Size:
[x] 13+ - $30.00
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $25.00
[ ] 11 to 12 - $40.00
[] 7 to 10 - $50.00
[ ] Under 7- $45.00
$ 150.50
Favorite Colors (two):
[ ] Green-$75.00
[ ] Red - $60.00
[ x] Black - $10.00
[ ] Yellow -$47.50
[ ] Brown - $30.00
[] Purple - $22.50
[ ] White - $40.00
[ ] Aqua - $35.00
[ x] Orange - $30.00
[ ] Blue - $30.00
[ ] Pink - $10.00
[] Other - $50.00
$ 190.50
Letter your middle name(s) start with:
[ ] a-f - $5.00
[] g-k - $17.50
[x ] l-p - $30.00
[ ] q-u - $35.00
[ ] v-z -$25.0
$ 220.50
Bedroom walls- select all that apply!
[X] white - $11.00
[ ] green - $33.00
[ ] black - $11.00
[ ] purple - $22.00
[ x] orange/red/yellow - $33.00
[ ] blue - $22.00
[] other - $35.00
$ 264.50
First letter of the person you last talked to
[ ] a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i - $10.00
[] j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r - $5.00
[x ] s,t,u,v,w,x,y, - $20.00
[ ] z - $25.00
$ 289.50
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[x ]Nope- $100.00
[] some- $75.00
Total: $ 389.50
Re-Post as "I Cost $_________ a Night"
[ ] Brown - $10.00
[] Blonde - $7.50
[ x] Black - $1.50
[ ] Bald - $0.50
[ ] Other - $5.00
$ 1.50
Eye Color:
[x ] Brown - $5.00
[] Green - $10.00
[ ] Blue - $15.00
[ ] Hazel - $7.50
[] Other - $1.50
$ 6.50
Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $20.00
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $17.50
[x ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $15.00
[] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $7.50
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $8.50
[ ] Under 5′4 - $9.50
$ 11.50
Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $17.50
[ ] 46 to 50 - $15.00
[ ] 41 to 45 - $12.50
[ ] 31 to 40 - $10.00
[ ] 26 to 30 - $7.50
[X] 21 to 25 - $5.00
[ ] 19 to 20 - $2.50
[ ] 0 to 18 - $10.00
$ 16.50
Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $75.00
[ ] First Born - $32.00
[x ] Only Child - $25.00
[] Second born - $15.00
[ ] Middle child - $10.00
[ ] Last Born - $10.00
[ ] third born - $55.00
[ ] fourth born - $30.00
[ ] fifth born - $40.00
[ ] sixth born -$21.50
$ 41.50
Drink?
[x ] I did like once - $40.00
[ ] Only Holidays or Occasions - $25.00
[ Sometimes - $21.50
[ ] YES - $20.00
[ ] only weekends - $30.00
[ ] Every other day - $5.00
[ ] Once a day - $1.50
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[ ] No - $60.00
$ 81.50
Vision?
[X] perfect vision $40.00
[ ] need/have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $20.00
[ ] No correction $10.00
[ ] Glasses $5.00
[ ] contacts $2.50
[ ] Surgical correction -$10.00
$ 120.50
Shoe Size:
[x] 13+ - $30.00
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $25.00
[ ] 11 to 12 - $40.00
[] 7 to 10 - $50.00
[ ] Under 7- $45.00
$ 150.50
Favorite Colors (two):
[ ] Green-$75.00
[ ] Red - $60.00
[ x] Black - $10.00
[ ] Yellow -$47.50
[ ] Brown - $30.00
[] Purple - $22.50
[ ] White - $40.00
[ ] Aqua - $35.00
[ x] Orange - $30.00
[ ] Blue - $30.00
[ ] Pink - $10.00
[] Other - $50.00
$ 190.50
Letter your middle name(s) start with:
[ ] a-f - $5.00
[] g-k - $17.50
[x ] l-p - $30.00
[ ] q-u - $35.00
[ ] v-z -$25.0
$ 220.50
Bedroom walls- select all that apply!
[X] white - $11.00
[ ] green - $33.00
[ ] black - $11.00
[ ] purple - $22.00
[ x] orange/red/yellow - $33.00
[ ] blue - $22.00
[] other - $35.00
$ 264.50
First letter of the person you last talked to
[ ] a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i - $10.00
[] j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r - $5.00
[x ] s,t,u,v,w,x,y, - $20.00
[ ] z - $25.00
$ 289.50
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[x ]Nope- $100.00
[] some- $75.00
Total: $ 389.50
Re-Post as "I Cost $_________ a Night"
art theft saw this comeing
Posted 11 years agoNothing pisses me.off more then people takeing my credit this guy used one of my pictures as hes sona can you guys help out and get this down if you see my art anywhere else other then here and weaysl please here the link help a coon out
please
http://oi60.tinypic.com/30rrv68.jpg
http://nkonk.chatango.com/
please
http://oi60.tinypic.com/30rrv68.jpg
http://nkonk.chatango.com/
looking to commssin someone for art i have like 40-50 bucks
Posted 11 years agoive been trying to find artist who are open or not currently busy i wanna get a full color shade to non shaded depending on your price so if you knwo someone whos needing money or something let them know i can talk details later but aim currently looking no chibis pic but other then that iam looking
Raffle thingy
Posted 11 years agoDebateing on getting diablo
Posted 11 years agoi saw some game-play and it looks pretty fun iam downloading the free trail but i wouldn't mind having some others to play with
Looking for Partial head for good price
Posted 11 years agoso iam getting to the point where i want a fursuit welll at least starting with the head i want moving jaw and potional LED lights on the eyes of my "jack" sona and maybe a glowing nose if any of you know a good suit maker with that for a good price iam talking about least 500-900 bucks so let me know if someone has a deal or something
f theres something cheapper or a little more higher and post it il take a look and i dont care if its realistic or cartoony
f theres something cheapper or a little more higher and post it il take a look and i dont care if its realistic or cartoony
Looking for artist for my cell phone case
Posted 12 years agoiam looking for a artist to do a pic for me for my phone theres this place that recently open at the mall that puts pics on cell phone cases and well i want a custom one so if a artist is intrested please contact me i will pay for commssion as well
Waiting list on commssions
Posted 12 years agoThese are artist i commission to get art from as of right now more easier for em to keep track of things lol sense ive been throwing money willy nilly i might as well
Normal Commssions~
sm0shy Over due Christmas auction pic of leopard character
(finshed) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12459727/
DixieVonFur Insane Theme Pin up
foxfury Teaseing pin up
Halopromise Fully detail feral pic with Background (finshed) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12441704/
TheKC Badge
Silitha Full color and shade with weapon
Fursuits/Parts~~~
Silitha Yarn tail of my sona
Big Commssions~
Whitewolfspup Pokemon team with background and outfit 8 characters (finshed) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12434048/
Normal Commssions~
sm0shy Over due Christmas auction pic of leopard character(finshed) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12459727/
DixieVonFur Insane Theme Pin up
foxfury Teaseing pin up
Halopromise Fully detail feral pic with Background (finshed) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12441704/
TheKC Badge
Silitha Full color and shade with weaponFursuits/Parts~~~
Silitha Yarn tail of my sonaBig Commssions~
Whitewolfspup Pokemon team with background and outfit 8 characters (finshed) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12434048/YCH acution
Posted 12 years agomy friend is hosting a YCH acution shes a amzeing artist go chekc her out good art
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12359419/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12359419/
For the future of furry gamers and more THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Posted 12 years agohttp://www.facerig.com/
Become your made up character on video streaming and much MORE support these guys for special perks now
Become your made up character on video streaming and much MORE support these guys for special perks now
Looking for pokemon Artist
Posted 12 years agoiam wanting to commission a artist willing to draw my sona and my Pokemon team Pokemon is a deep and meaningful game for em and i want a pic done of my team ive been craving that
New Weasyl account
Posted 12 years agono iam not leaving i like FA but i said what the hell and il join Weasyl as well so if anyone wanna follow or friend me go for it
https://www.weasyl.com/profile/reaperjack69
https://www.weasyl.com/profile/reaperjack69
Friend doing commssions
Posted 12 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5338292/
a good friend of miens
taking commissions check her out shes a awesome artist with a unique style
a good friend of miens
taking commissions check her out shes a awesome artist with a unique style Christmas wish list lol
Posted 12 years ago~Step 1~
Make a post in your journal containing your list of 10 holiday wishes. The wishes can be anything at all, from simple to really big. The important thing is, make sure these wishes are things you really, truly want.
If you wish for real-life things, make sure you include some sort of contact info in your post, whether it's your address or just your email address where folks could get in touch with you.
~Step 2~
Surf around other lists to see who has posted their list. If you see a wish you can grant, and it's in your heart to do so, make someone's wish come true. Sometimes someone's trash is another's treasure, and if you have a leather jacket you don't want or a gift certificate you won't use--or even know where you could get someone's dream for free--do it. You needn't spend money on these wishes unless you want to. The point isn't to put people out, it's to provide everyone a chance to be someone else's holiday elf--to spread the joy. Gifts can be made anonymously or not--it's your call. There are no rules with this project, no guarantees, and no strings attached. Just...wish, and it might come true. Give, and you might receive. And you'll have the joy of knowing you made someone's holiday special!
1. Art with friends or from a awsome artist like
WolfLady ,
Wolfy-Nail ,
Jasonafex ,
rukaisho ,
halopromise any of these would be nice but there the onyl knows i know of that ive been wanting dont mind other artist x3
2.Alice Madness returns for steam
3.Riot points for league of legends
4. a Mudkip for pokemon y
5. a Misdravus for pokemon y
6. a badge of my sona with my name
7. A ref sheet___________________________no longer par tof the list
8. gift card to pink berry
9. A plushie of my sona x3
10. not sure what else to put so for everyone to a have good Christmas and hopefully be able to spend it with friends and haveing fun hehe
hope i get lucky but the main one is have a good Christmas who knows maybe il fulfill a wish x3
Make a post in your journal containing your list of 10 holiday wishes. The wishes can be anything at all, from simple to really big. The important thing is, make sure these wishes are things you really, truly want.
If you wish for real-life things, make sure you include some sort of contact info in your post, whether it's your address or just your email address where folks could get in touch with you.
~Step 2~
Surf around other lists to see who has posted their list. If you see a wish you can grant, and it's in your heart to do so, make someone's wish come true. Sometimes someone's trash is another's treasure, and if you have a leather jacket you don't want or a gift certificate you won't use--or even know where you could get someone's dream for free--do it. You needn't spend money on these wishes unless you want to. The point isn't to put people out, it's to provide everyone a chance to be someone else's holiday elf--to spread the joy. Gifts can be made anonymously or not--it's your call. There are no rules with this project, no guarantees, and no strings attached. Just...wish, and it might come true. Give, and you might receive. And you'll have the joy of knowing you made someone's holiday special!
1. Art with friends or from a awsome artist like
WolfLady ,
Wolfy-Nail ,
Jasonafex ,
rukaisho ,
halopromise any of these would be nice but there the onyl knows i know of that ive been wanting dont mind other artist x32.Alice Madness returns for steam
3.Riot points for league of legends
4. a Mudkip for pokemon y
5. a Misdravus for pokemon y
6. a badge of my sona with my name
7. A ref sheet___________________________no longer par tof the list
8. gift card to pink berry
9. A plushie of my sona x3
10. not sure what else to put so for everyone to a have good Christmas and hopefully be able to spend it with friends and haveing fun hehe
hope i get lucky but the main one is have a good Christmas who knows maybe il fulfill a wish x3
WOOOO APARTMENT
Posted 12 years agoso fianlyl i got myself a apartment its so quiet...its so nice theres no one here and i feel like i can sleep at anytim without my stuff getting stolen i deserve this~ i also got myself luigis mansion 3ds xD ive been palying pokemon alot now as well lol
Need a ref sheet (willing to pay)
Posted 12 years agoiam looking for a decent artist that can do a ref sheet of my sona fro around 20-30 bucks due to this week and me getting a apartment i need to put my paycheck into it so if anyone knos or intrested leave a comment or send me a note please i coudl really use one
Pokemon!!!!! Y
Posted 12 years agoi got pokemon Y now if anyone wants my friend code let me know
New sykpe account
Posted 12 years agoso basicly what happen sykpe became such a mess i deicded ot amke anew one i cant seem to log abck in wiht my old account to get contacts so hopefully everyone that added me before finds it my new account is
GrimReaperJack69
readd me please
GrimReaperJack69
readd me please
Looking for female to join picture
Posted 12 years agoHellos Ladies~ i was curious about a possible commission with a friend if you were interested in being one please message me for detail were very flexible so if interested message me if you know someone that's interested spread the word around be open minded too hope to hear from soon
Free raffle
Posted 12 years ago
IKaalaz shes haveinga free raffle totaly check her out shes areally good artist and she deserves the watchs and favs~http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5011894/
SO update on my sona
Posted 12 years agoso as you all know my sona tends to pop out from the most and alot of people tend to get confuse on it so i think its time i clear the air about it snice most of the people i know are gamers aim sure some have played starcraft more specific the 2nd one ive always saw myself as a zerg being they have the abitley to collect "essance" or in other words DNA from other living organisms and able to adapt in harsh environments so if a zerg collects essance for a very long time they only get stronger and sense they in constant state of evolution they'll never die unless killed by something stronger
so over the Years i always saw myself as one in the expansion in heart of the swarm they explain the "primal zerg" the original zerg from the beginning so that's what i am tho i have collected most raccoon and leopard essance over the years which made me appear as i am now my markings and pretty much every part of my body has a story behind it on why its there my most famous one is my eyes. my eyes are heart shape but not in a way as you think heres a example http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9352665/
there like that because of how i grew up its a symbol that i just want to be loved is all the crazy design was inspired by a old boss character knowed as ripper roo from the famous game crash bandicoot when i was small and first saw him he always laughed and was happy being bat shit insane so i did what he did and i havent regerted it most question my leopard tail and yea that goes with collect "essance"
Appearance:
so heres my design as you all seem in the picture above my sona is a blend of primary fur color of grey
the under belly which takes part of he's crotch stomach chest and my rear as well as the under part of my tail i have black marking all over me mostly separating the white from grey and i am a raccoon mostly so i have the mask my hair is sorta a combination of a emo style with India style i think it works nicely and its suiting for me there are beads on the right side of my hair 2 grey one orange and a small chain holding a black heart with a orange outline with cracks down the middle i do have big paws orange paw pads and yes my cock is black flesh heres a example http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7562740/
so yea miens isn't exactly normal it is long black flesh it has ridges on the upper part of the shaft with a arrow pointed head with some tiny tentacle parts as for the orange that's the color of my sonas semen yes even that has a story but i wont get into that right now technically i have 2 cocks my tail can turn intoa cock tail its the same exact one as my crotch one but bigger my tail is basically a third arm the strongest part of my body my tail has a orange tip my nose is orange and i have orange bangs in my hair
Halloween was always the funnest time of the year for me so naturally i took Halloween into my soul and i love scarring the crap out of people
as for my cloths well i like to wear chains and stuff you would see a grim reaper wear the traditional one with the black cloak i find myself like a reaper cause of my intention to want to guide others i prefer to do the harder job then have someone else do it i be-leave i covered the bulk of my sona the more in depth details people will have to get to kw me first for me to open up so if anyone was curious about my sona well here you go primal zerg aren't to be underestimated ive been collecting essance for over 10 years i don't like to fight but will if i need to thanks for taking interest we should hang out sometime
so over the Years i always saw myself as one in the expansion in heart of the swarm they explain the "primal zerg" the original zerg from the beginning so that's what i am tho i have collected most raccoon and leopard essance over the years which made me appear as i am now my markings and pretty much every part of my body has a story behind it on why its there my most famous one is my eyes. my eyes are heart shape but not in a way as you think heres a example http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9352665/
there like that because of how i grew up its a symbol that i just want to be loved is all the crazy design was inspired by a old boss character knowed as ripper roo from the famous game crash bandicoot when i was small and first saw him he always laughed and was happy being bat shit insane so i did what he did and i havent regerted it most question my leopard tail and yea that goes with collect "essance"
Appearance:
so heres my design as you all seem in the picture above my sona is a blend of primary fur color of grey
the under belly which takes part of he's crotch stomach chest and my rear as well as the under part of my tail i have black marking all over me mostly separating the white from grey and i am a raccoon mostly so i have the mask my hair is sorta a combination of a emo style with India style i think it works nicely and its suiting for me there are beads on the right side of my hair 2 grey one orange and a small chain holding a black heart with a orange outline with cracks down the middle i do have big paws orange paw pads and yes my cock is black flesh heres a example http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7562740/
so yea miens isn't exactly normal it is long black flesh it has ridges on the upper part of the shaft with a arrow pointed head with some tiny tentacle parts as for the orange that's the color of my sonas semen yes even that has a story but i wont get into that right now technically i have 2 cocks my tail can turn intoa cock tail its the same exact one as my crotch one but bigger my tail is basically a third arm the strongest part of my body my tail has a orange tip my nose is orange and i have orange bangs in my hair
Halloween was always the funnest time of the year for me so naturally i took Halloween into my soul and i love scarring the crap out of people
as for my cloths well i like to wear chains and stuff you would see a grim reaper wear the traditional one with the black cloak i find myself like a reaper cause of my intention to want to guide others i prefer to do the harder job then have someone else do it i be-leave i covered the bulk of my sona the more in depth details people will have to get to kw me first for me to open up so if anyone was curious about my sona well here you go primal zerg aren't to be underestimated ive been collecting essance for over 10 years i don't like to fight but will if i need to thanks for taking interest we should hang out sometime
Dear :iconXeranii:
Posted 12 years ago~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dear
Xeranii
I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our romance is over. I think I realized it when Last year when you peed your pants At the mental hospital and I saw you Hit on The Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're Open enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning Your toe ring but keeping Your virginity as a memory. You should also know that I Never will forget that night
and The apartment building is on fire.
Love always,
~ Jack Blackheart
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How to do this meme:
***Dear (person of your choice,)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when you (2)(3) and I saw you(4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) but keeping (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
~(your name)
************************************************
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - You are "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
House- Sterile
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your balls
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - I love Oprah
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore
Russia - you're new world emperor,
Dear
XeraniiI don't really know how to tell you this, but Our romance is over. I think I realized it when Last year when you peed your pants At the mental hospital and I saw you Hit on The Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're Open enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning Your toe ring but keeping Your virginity as a memory. You should also know that I Never will forget that night
and The apartment building is on fire.
Love always,
~ Jack Blackheart
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How to do this meme:
***Dear (person of your choice,)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when you (2)(3) and I saw you(4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) but keeping (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
~(your name)
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1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - You are "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
House- Sterile
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your balls
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - I love Oprah
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore
Russia - you're new world emperor,
Leauge anyone?
Posted 12 years agoive been sorta bored at times i paly leauge by myself i was wondering if any other furs play that would want a team mate i can play all roles
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