Well, since  Fayv and  SIX~~ did it I'm going to do a 'criminal' version of 'Ask Me Anything'. Now, I'm not going to confess to stuff so don't make me have to plead the 5th all over the journal. But if you ever wanted to know how to defeat the dye packs that banks use or the best way to smuggle something while avoiding the cops here is your time to ask.

My friend  Fortuna is having a fundraiser for some wonderful art. She gets her commission slots filled up fast so this is -your- chance to get that special piece done that you've always wanted.


Go here for details: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/116...../#cid:74451095

Two months almost to the day after my stroke I have been cleared to go back to work! I'm so happy right now!

The fuck is this shit???


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE

As the title suggests, ask away. I want to see what kind of stuff you folks come up with.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:35698299

Ratte is planning on doing some commissions soon. Go snag one before spots fill up!

I'm getting tired of sitting at my apartment most of the time. I'm starting to develop a bad case of cabin fever. I can barely write with my right hand finally. I'm going to bust my ass in occupational therapy next week to try to get them to okay me to go back. I can walk fine enough with my leg brace to do the patrols so that won't be as much of an issue. We will see when next week approaches.

Not by me but by my really good friend  LunarHelix

If you are not watching her now then go watch her! She is -really- talented. Also Moo-Moo hugs are best hugs and you are at least 1/8th of a Nazi if you think otherwise.


http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4986472/

If you watch my page you know what I've been going though and what kind of shit I've been dealing with. Compared to where I started when I had my stroke to where I am now just blows my mind. Two days ago I was able you use an XBox 360 controller with both hands. That might sound like nothing until you take your dominate hand out of the equation.

I also want to thank those who have helped me through encouragement even if it was from afar. Believe me when I say that it means the world to me. I know I've been a pain and a bit of a wet blanket. I even lashed out unjustly at a friend due to misunderstanding and severe frustration. We are all good now but still, that was a shit move on my part.

Anyway, just wanted to say that yes, I'm improving. I'm getting better. Thank all of you for being there for me in what was the darkest period in my life in a long time.

 Lunar_Helix is doing two for one commissions! Go grab one while you can.


http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4975965/

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4972833/


Lunar is trying her damnest to help someone that desprately needs it. Everyone has been down and her friend is in some serious need. Check out the journal. If you can, get a commission to help this guy out!

You Are A:


Neutral Good Half-Elf Druid/Ranger (3rd/2nd Level)



Ability Scores:
Strength- 11
Dexterity- 11
Constitution- 13
Intelligence- 15
Wisdom- 13
Charisma- 14

Alignment:
Neutral Good- A neutral good character does the best that a good person can do. He is devoted to helping others. He works with kings and magistrates but does not feel beholden to them. Neutral good is the best alignment you can be because it means doing what is good without bias for or against order. However, neutral good can be a dangerous alignment when it advances mediocrity by limiting the actions of the truly capable.

Race:
Half-Elves have the curiosity and ambition for their human parent and the refined senses and love of nature of their elven parent, although they are outsiders among both cultures. To humans, half-elves are paler, fairer and smoother-skinned than their human parents, but their actual skin tones and other details vary just as human features do. Half-elves tend to have green, elven eyes. They live to about 180.

Primary Class:
Druids- Druids gain power not by ruling nature but by being at one with it. They hate the unnatural, including aberrations or undead, and destroy them where possible. Druids receive divine spells from nature, not the gods, and can gain an array of powers as they gain experience, including the ability to take the shapes of animals. The weapons and armor of a druid are restricted by their traditional oaths, not simply training. A druid's Wisdom score should be high, as this determines the maximum spell level that they can cast.

Secondary Class:
Rangers- Rangers are skilled stalkers and hunters who make their home in the woods. Their martial skill is nearly the equal of the fighter, but they lack the latter's dedication to the craft of fighting. Instead, the ranger focuses his skills and training on a specific enemy a type of creature he bears a vengeful grudge against and hunts above all others. Rangers often accept the role of protector, aiding those who live in or travel through the woods. His skills allow him to move quietly and stick to the shadows, especially in natural settings, and he also has special knowledge of certain types of creatures. Finally, an experienced ranger has such a tie to nature that he can actually draw on natural power to cast divine spells, much as a druid does, and like a druid he is often accompanied by animal companions. A ranger's Wisdom score should be high, as this determines the maximum spell level that he can cast.



Huh, how about that? Find yours here: http://easydamus.com/character

Post your results here if you want to.

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Ever listen to the radio drama Welcome To Night Vale? Consider joining the Sheriff Department's Secret Police Division!

https://www.facebook.com/groups/232...../?notif_t=like

I pick random members each week to post a small story in the police blotter or an inter-department memo. Hope you guys join and enjoy it!

I get out of here Tuesday. It's been really trying and I almost walked out a few days ago. Thankfully, Vizaxyn and few of you convinced me to stick it out. I'm glad I did. I'm waiting to go home. I miss home.

So, one of the things that has been getting me through rehab died on me today. My mp3 player wiith all my music crapped put on me. Seriously, what next???

I'm still am in the rehab center. I get a little better each day. However, Some days are really frustrating and I get depressed. Each day is a challenge that I have so far met.  Vizaxyn has been here as often as she can be.

I'll make it through this. Too many of you will not let me give up. Also, a friend of mine who, if they read this, said I was lost. I think I found my direction finally. You might not approve but I'm no longer without purpose. Thanks for letting me get an outside prospective.

I've gotten a few people ask me what they can do to help. Wishing me a speedy recovery is enough, guys. thank you so much.

Just as the title says. Go for it!

Just stating a fact. All of you kick butt! <3

I am at the rehab center. as most of you know I had a stroke. I've lost mobility in my right arm, leg, and have slurred speech. I'm a usually physical guy having been a marine and such. This has been psychologically devistating to me. Sometimes I break down and cry. Other times I wish this stroke had killed me. I feel so useless and broken.


However, times like these also show you who your real friends are. I'm discovering this and to those who are trying to help you have my eternal thanks. To those who have distanced themselves I don't blame you. I'm not you resposability so no harm no foul.

I'm doing what i can to beat this. I'm not giving up even though sometimes I want to.

Thanks everyone.

I'm going to New England rehabilitation center to start getting back to where I used to be after this stroke. Wish me luck.

As many of you already know I had a minor stroke last week. It has caused me to have slurred speech and limited use of my right arm. That is the downside. The upside is that I'll looking to make a good recovery. What the doctors said happenec is that one of the blood vessels in the back of my neck got clogged and that's what caused the stroke.

I'll be okay but it will take time. Lots of people have been very supportive and I'm greatful. This fandom has some wonderful people in it.

I have to share this because...damn...

http://www.bubblews.com/news/479960.....escued-by-cops


What really made me shake my head was the part of the article that said the madam of the brothel didn't want to surrender the orangutan because she was a large part of their income. Eww! Not even in deepest, darkest Alabama!

Here is proof.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54foCc6Sl18


Enjoy it.

Because fuck everything, why not?