So I feel like attempting another commissioned story. It seemed to go pretty well the one and only time I've done it so far, haha.

I use Google Docs to type all my stories and use the default settings for font type and size. I charge $10 USD per page. If the story ends up being 4 pages the total cost will be $40 and so on. I also will round up or round down. So if it's 5 pages and only a few lines on the 6th page, the total cost will only be $50 instead of $60. However, if more than half of the 6th page had lines written it would be $60.

I'm most comfortable doing stories about male/female or female/female pairings. I am not comfortable doing male/male pairings simply because I have no experience in that area and do not want to attempt it. I will do threesome stories, either female/male/male or female/female/male. But that will cost an extra $10 given the added difficulty of working three characters into the story. I will not being doing any female/female/female threesomes at this time but will most likely attempt it in the future.

As an added bonus, you can request Tart to be one of the characters in the story. So if you've ever wished to have a story with Tart, now's your chance! I'll even take $10 off the total price since I am familiar with my own character!

Pricing
$10 per page, according to Google Docs
+$10 for a threesome story
-$10 if including Tart

... You get a surge of inspiration to write after many months of drought. Yay!

Woohoo! I made it to 500 watchers. That's just... incredible to me. I had no idea how much interest I would get when I first start posting here. And even if you only watch me for 's art, that's fine too! Thank you so much everyone!

Well, hello there FA! It's me, Tart! Been a long time, I know. Sadly my muse left me shortly after my last story submission and she hasn't really returned yet. And I haven't had the funds for any saucy pics either. But don't you fear, I'm still around, lurking in the shadows. Hopefully I'll be able to break out of my slump soon and produce a story you all will want to read.

Until then, just wanted to let you all know that I am indeed still around!

xoxo Tart

I needed a new journal. So what better one than to announce the anniversary of my birth?!

*throws confetti*

Sooooo... I just did a count of how many stories I've submitted about Tart started with the word "Tart." The end result was... pretty much all of them. There's maybe three that don't.

I need a better opener apparently...

:)

I'm looking for an artist who does comic pages. It's just a one page comic, three-four panels at most. Price wise, I don't want to spend more than $75. I could pay more if a payment plan is okay and discussed. The theme is general audience and subjects are canine.

So yeah, if you do comic pages or know someone who does, please contact me!

So, today is a very special day. Today is Tart's second birthday. Two years ago she was brought into existence. It's been one wild ride so far and I'm looking forward to the future with her.

Happy Birthday Tart!

Now who wants to get drunk?

Well, it's a little late for a TMI Tuesday. But, Changa and I were asking each other things about our characters earlier and I had a lot of fun with that.

So, now's your chance to ask me things. Anything you've ever wanted to know about Tart, ask and I shall answer.

Also, I really wanted to get that other journal off my front page.

Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $10.00
[ ] Blonde - $7.50
[ ] Black - $1.50
[ ] Bald - $0.50
[ ] Other - $5.00

$10.00

Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $5.00
[ ] Green - $10.00
[x] Blue - $15.00
[ ] Hazel - $7.50
[ ] Other - $1.50

$25.00

Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $20.00
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $17.50
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $15.00
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $7.50
[x] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $8.50
[ ] Under 5′4 - $9.50

$33.50

Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $17.50
[ ] 46 to 50 - $15.00
[ ] 41 to 45 - $12.50
[ ] 31 to 40 - $10.00
[x] 26 to 30 - $7.50
[ ] 21 to 25 - $5.00
[ ] 19 to 20 - $2.50
[ ] 0 to 18 - $10.00

$41.00

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $75.00
[ ] First Born - $32.00
[ ] Only Child - $25.00
[x] Second born - $15.00
[ ] Middle child - $10.00
[ ] Last Born - $10.00
[ ] third born - $55.00
[ ] fourth born - $30.00
[ ] fifth born - $40.00
[ ] sixth born -$21.50

$56.00

Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $40.00
[ ] Only Holidays or Occasions - $25.00
[x] Sometimes - $21.50
[ ] YES - $20.00
[ ] only weekends - $30.00
[ ] Every other day - $5.00
[ ] Once a day - $1.50
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[ ] No - $60.00

$77.50

Vision?
[ ] perfect vision $40.00
[ ] need/have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $20.00
[ ] No correction $10.00
[ ] Glasses $5.00
[x] contacts $2.50
[ ] Surgical correction -$10.00

$80.00

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $30.00
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $25.00
[ ] 11 to 12 - $40.00
[x] 7 to 10 - $50.00
[ ] Under 7- $45.00

$130.00

Favorite Colors (two):

[ ] Green-$75.00
[ ] Red - $60.00
[ ] Black - $10.00
[ ] Yellow -$47.50
[ ] Brown - $30.00
[x] Purple - $22.50
[ ] White - $40.00
[ ] Aqua - $35.00
[ ] Orange - $30.00
[ ] Blue - $30.00
[ ] Pink - $10.00
[x] Other - $50.00

$202.50

Letter your middle name(s) start with:

[x] a-f - $5.00
[ ] g-k - $17.50
[ ] l-p - $30.00
[ ] q-u - $35.00
[ ] v-z -$25.0

$207.50

Bedroom walls- select all that apply!
[x] white - $11.00
[ ] green - $33.00
[ ] black - $11.00
[ ] purple - $22.00
[ ] orange/red/yellow - $33.00
[ ] blue - $22.00
[ ] other - $35.00

$218.50

First letter of the person you last talked to

[x] a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i - $10.00
[ ] j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r - $5.00
[ ] s,t,u,v,w,x,y, - $20.00
[ ] z - $25.00

$228.50

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[ ]Nope- $100.00
[x] some- $75.00

Total: $303.50

Re-Post as "I Cost $_________ a Night"

Yep, stealing this from because it's fun and I need a new journal posting.

So it's time for a little game. Answer this simple question for me:
What do you think would happen if your character met Tart?
"If _______ met Tart he/she would _______."

1. What's your preferred name?
On here, Tart. Other places, Stephanie or Steph, preference for Stephanie

2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
Lover, though recently I have discovered a backbone and have been speaking my mind more

3. What’s your worst fear?
Being completely alone with no one to care about me.
After that it's thunderstorms.

4. Do you smoke or drink?
I don't smoke and I rarely drink.

5. What is the most daring thing you have ever done?
Swam naked in my hot tub. Although it wasn't too daring since it was in the country and there was no one around...

6. Do you have any near-death experiences?
I ran into a fifth wheel hitch with my head when I was younger and saw a little purple monster that was telling me to go to sleep. About as close as I've got.

7. If you could go back in time and tell yourself one thing, what would it be?
Beware men named Matt

8. Do you enjoy being single?
Usually, although it would be nice to have someone around for companionship and comfort

9. Did you have a collection of something as a kid, or do you collect now?
I've had many collections and still do. As a kid I collected Barbies, Beanie Babies, keys, rocks, and stickers. The key and sticker collections are gone but the Barbie, Beanie Baby, and rock collections are still around, only smaller. Now I collect coins/currency and Thomas Kinkade puzzles and calendars.

10. Do you sing in the shower?
I haven't in many years.

11. Favorite beverage?
Dr. Pepper

12. What kind of car do you drive?
2010 Toyota Corolla

13. Do you believe in soul mates?
I stopped believing in that years ago. Or at least, I stopped believing that I had a soul mate.

14. What is something you're proud of about yourself?
I'm proud of my college education and that I was able to get a new job on my own abilities

16. What are you listening to right now?
One of my guinea pigs drinking from the water bottle and the cooling fan for my laptop

17. What is the most obnoxious piece of clothing you currently own?
I recently discovered that my Texas Rangers long sleeve shirt is out to kill me by choking me to death. I suppose that counts as obnoxious

18. Have you ever met someone from the internet?
I have gotten to know several people because of the internet and made many friends. I've also met a few of those people in person.

19. Have you ever been arrested?
No

20. Use 3 words to describe yourself.
Smart, observant, shy

21. Use 3 words that you think others would describe you as.
Sweet, quiet, motherly

22. Favorite energy drink?
Never had one

23. What’s your stand on hunting?
I do not encourage it but I do not discourage others from it if that's what they want to do. I do not hunt myself

24. Is marriage in your future?
Most likely not. Even if I were to meet someone I could spend the rest of my life with, I have no real interest in marriage

25. Do you like your handwriting?
No, it's tiny, manly, and slightly illegible

26. What are you allergic to?
Amoxycilin. And then I have seasonal allergies for dust, pollen, and mold

27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?'
Today, to a friend

28. What time is it currently?
11:12PM

29. Is it cold outside right now?
It's 54 degrees Fahrenheit. That's actually pretty nice

30. Favorite breakfast food?
I don't eat breakfast. But probably bagel or sausage biscuit

31. What is your ringtone right now?
My ringtones are different depending on who calls me, but they are all tones that are standard on the iPhone.

32. Do you think we are alone in this universe?
I think the universe is too big for Earth to be the only planet with inhabitants on it

33. What was your most recent school mascot?
A Lion

34. Do you have a nickname?
Yes

35. What is your favorite season?
Summer

36. Favorite holiday?
Fourth of July, American Independence Day

37. Do you prefer cake or pie?
Cake, but with whipped frosting and not sugar frosting

38. Where did you go for your most recent vacation or trip?
It's been so long I don't even know... To Texas, maybe, to go shopping with my mom and my sister

39. Are you afraid of the dark?
Not afraid but prefer lights on unless I'm sleeping

40. Coke or Pepsi?
Pepsi

41. Do you enjoy driving?
Usually. Although my limit is four hours and then I get tired and sore

42. What's the last thing you ate?
Whopper Jr. with cheese, no tomato, no onion, extra pickle, with a medium fry.

43. Are you self-conscious?
Yes

44. What are you looking forward to?
Starting my new job!

I'm feeling the urge to write, after a very long hiatus. But I don't want to continue with my story line just yet. Too many emotions involved in it have me hesitant to finish what I've start right now. Soooooo I'm figuring something completely random would be a good little "warm-up" so to speak.

If you're interested, just post a ref and a short idea for what should happen. I'll look through them and pick one or two and write something up. Yes? Yeah!

It's snowing! Which, down here, is a very rare occurrence. Got a text this morning that the office was closed, so I didn't have to go anywhere!
Except I did got outside real quick to move my car into the spot it's SUPPOSED to be in the carport because one of my neighbors parked in MY spot again. *grrrrrrrrrrr*

And to take these cool pictures!
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd......49440224_n.jpg
https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net.....91739254_n.jpg

That lovely "little" tree decided to fall over at 3:30 last night. Scared the ever loving crap out of me. My bedroom is right there where it fell. It was this horrible cracking noise and then a loud THUMP. It's right on top of the sidewalk, too.

Now, excuse me while I burrow into my warm pillow and blanket pile and watch some Star Wars!

I need a dog pile, ASAP! There's a winter storm approaching where I live. Brrrr, makes me cold just thinking about it. So, I am looking for warm bodies to snuggle up in so I don't turn into a Tart-sicle. Any volunteers?

* Things that don't make sense: When I'm in my car and another vehicle drives too close to me, I lean the opposite way, like that would prevent me from getting hit or protect me if I was hit.

* When someone falls out of a building in a movie or tv show, why do they usually fall on top of a car? Even if the building is on a busy street where cars would be moving and not parked, they fall on a car

* On that note, why do most movies/shows have to have an unnecessary love story line thrown in them? As a woman, let me tell you, it's not for our benefit. Unnecessary love story lines just get in the way and are super annoying.

I've been working on this for a few weeks now. I am now proud to present to you a website dedicated to Tart!!!

http://paradisepurple.weebly.com/

For your viewing please, you can visit that link and ogle away at all things Tart related in one convenient place!

Please enjoy yourself! And try not to make a mess.

I should be writing. I'm trying to write. But I'm allowing myself to be distracted. Way too easy. And on top of that, I'm bored. How is that even possible? I have no idea...

I may just go to bed...

Okay, not really. I took this quiz. Seen a lot of people posting journals of it and decided to do it myself. Here are my results!

Switch: 100%
Exhibitionist / Voyeur: 86%
Experimental: 54%
Submissive : 54%
Dominant: 39%
Vanilla: 39%
Bondage: 36%
Sadist: 25%
Degradation: 11%
Masochist: 4%

Want to take it yourself?
http://quizfarm.com/quizzes/Sex/poe.....tion-for-bdsm/

So, until I get a story for her that's not all about sex, enjoy this bio sheet. It has pretty much everything you need to know about her.

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Name: Tart
Gender: Female
Species: Canine
Breed: Corgi
Age: 27
Height: 5'4
Weight: A woman never tells
Relationship Status: Single, not looking
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
Occupation: Stripper
Personality: Scatterbrained, easily distracted. Caring friend. Social, friendly. Gets angry and vicious when she's been offended, but forgets about it easily.
Interests: Yoga, photography and art, shopping, traveling
Likes: Flowers, birds, silver jewelry, the color purple, laying on a beach, music with good beats that you can dance to, baking sweets, cuddling, movies
Dislikes: Being outside for extended periods of time, puzzles, the color orange, cleaning, reading, long sleeves and pants, sports of any kind
Family: Only child, parents are divorced. Mother is a costume designer and father is a plastic surgeon.
Other Info: Loses things constantly, rarely cleans. Has a high sex drive, likes having multiple partners. Technology hates her, she can barely operate her laptop.

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Since Tart is my semi-sona, some of these things also apply to me and some of them don't. As far as which is which, you will probably never know for sure. Have fun trying to figure it out!