Happy birthday to me I guess?


I’m truly, deeply, so so so sorry I haven’t posted or written lately. I’ve been… idk what to call it. Depressed? Unmotivated? I don’t know. I want to write, I’m going to try my fucking hardest.

If you have been trying to DM me on discord I AM NO LONGER ON THERE FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE, I’M NOT IGNORING YOU

I haven’t written in so long and I’m so so so unimaginably sorry to commissioners waiting. I don’t know why. Maybe it’s depression? Lack of willpower to do…anything? I don’t know. I feel awful that I’ve made you wait so long and m I’m going to try my fucking hardest to get back into it. I’m sorry.

For being such a pathetically slow stupid writer disappointing everyone who commissions me

BRO THEY MADE BIKER BOWSER REAL. DO I NEED TO WRITE A SEQUEL TO MY BIKER BOWSER STORY????????

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/54677097/

Idk, I know I haven’t posted much recently - school kicking my ass - but I need money and my work isn’t giving me shifts so I gotta hunker down and make some wordporn for people

SHIT YOURSELF NOW, FOR 52 CONSECUTIVE WEEKS.

Idk nothing horny here this time? Just. Have fun :)

https://bsky.app/profile/tarynthead.....er.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/tarynthead.....er.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/tarynthead.....er.bsky.social

FOLLOW IF YOU WANT FLAB AND FART AND SLOB POSTS! :) I’ll also be posting links to new stories.

Please share the link to people who might like my stuff, I know not everyone reads journals.

https://bsky.app/profile/tarynthead.....er.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/tarynthead.....er.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/tarynthead.....er.bsky.social

It’s been heck just writing for school much less horny comms. One day I’ll return in force, I have many things I wanna write! Not just super slobby, but regular weight gain, mild slob belches and farts, and even muscle stuff!

Hope you stick with me ^v*

This trucker is starving and his belly is barely grazing the steering wheel, I need MOOOORE sugary treats! Been on the road for 4 months without showering and only eating fast food, Taryn’s living it up!

EAT LOTS OF CANDY AND POOP OUT CHOCOLATE FUDGE HAHAHAHAAAAA ITS NOT FUDGE ITS POOP YUMMY

Hope every Canadian is stuffing themselves full and then even more!

It’s ma birthday!

Taryn’s Writing Room is open for business!

I will be selecting *THREE* commissions. They will be first come first serve, unless I somehow get lots of notes, which I highly doubt. Please note me using this template for convenience:


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Name:

Length: (desired word length)

Status: (Private, Public, Public Anon)

Kinks: (list, kinks, here, like, this)

Character(s): (list characters here with link to image if available)

Synopsis: (synopsis of the story you would like)

(optional) Extra Details:

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My prices, in USD, are $20 per 1k words. For example:

500 words - $10
1,000 words - $20
2,000 words - $40
5,000 words - $100
10,000 words - $200

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Here’s how it works:

- I will write around 20% of the story and send it to you for review.
- During this time, you can request changes to the story so far, or if you don’t like the direction its going in in general, ask me to rewrite it.*
- Once you are happy with the story so far, I will send an invoice for FULL PAYMENT at the agreed upon price via P4yP4l.
- If you want to pay in partials, just send partial amounts to the invoice. I will write up to wherever the amount paid covers (i.e. if the story is 2k words and you pay $20, I’ll write 1k until the rest is paid).
- Once I hit the “word limit” for the payment amount, I’ll show you for review to make sure you like the story so far.
- If you need changes, tell me at that moment. Excessive changes (~1k words, multiple paragraphs, etc), may incur an additional charge of $5 per 1k words (unless I was somehow way off the mark of what you wanted in which case that would be my bad and I’ll do it free of charge).
- Once the story is finished, I’ll send it to you for one last review and edit, if desired send it to your email, and post to my FA if it is a public story.

You are allowed to post the story to your own account. HOWEVER, if you do, please PLEASE credit me, link to my upload of the story in the description, and put my account name in the tags. I don’t have any way to advertise my stories, so it really helps me out.

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SLOT 1: taken by anonymous

SLOT 2: taken by anonymous

SLOT 3: taken by  bugfilth

https://x.com/FatGoontard?t=3slVANh.....GtB-g&s=09
https://x.com/FatGoontard?t=3slVANh.....GtB-g&s=09

Gimme a follow, I’ll be retweeting horny dirty stuff! And I’ll post links to stories as well, so retweet them when I do!

https://x.com/FatGoontard?t=3slVANh.....GtB-g&s=09
https://x.com/FatGoontard?t=3slVANh.....GtB-g&s=09

I wanna take that turtle and turn him into an ex-jock obese couch bound slob so bad. I NEED HIM MORBIDLY OBESE, WHEEZING, SWEATING, EXHAUSTED JUST FROM WADDLING TO THE COUCH.

Work is almost finished. 5 weeks of not being able to write. I can’t wait to finish slobby stories. I wanna write vanilla(ish) fats, slight slob, muscle, ughhhhh

Morning ya fat slobs. You been lazy and dirty?

Should I make a twitter? Idk if it’s worth it just to advertise my stories, but it would be easier to reach new people on there as opposed to just posting them here.

Any of you guys happen to post links to my stores on discord or anything?

Anyone else extremely turned on by name calling? More than just fatass, butterball, lardass, food dumpster… I love even the really mean stuff~! Slut, faggot, whore, bitch, dumb fuck… mmmrrfffff, I love bein called that!

Humanity has evolved into their healthiest and most appealing forms. The average human male has achieved perfect musculature and weight, the erotic and ideal “40,350 pounds”. However, some gluttons become fat, and and up “83,500 pounds”. The average man scoffs at them from their own mobility scooter.

Nutrients and calories are exceedingly well extracted from natural, all-organic fast food crops, and soda bottles grown on trees. This extremely healthy alternative to the extinct “vegetable” is more delicious and more healthy for humans.

Eat. Drink. Do not move. Don’t question your extreme obesity. You aren’t fat. You’re normal. Eat. Eat. Eat.

Horny horny horny

I need him to be straining that shirt while his blubber fills the cockpit of his also somehow fat Lion RIGHT NOW WHAAAAAAAAA

Tbh I’m close to just sticking with the plain grey box, because its way too much effort for my lazy fat ass to open CSP to make a new thumbnail and export it and resize it to FA’s bullshit rules

Thoughts?