Wanted to get your opinion. I really love (in FANTASY) the whole “MURICA” stereotype with families being obese and greedy, stuffing themselves at all times, using thanksgiving as an excuse to just devour extreme amounts of food instead of being thankful… basically all stereotypes that make Americans into piggish greedy redneck slobs.

Anyone interested if I were to do a story like that?

You horny little blubberballs better drink your weight in eggnog and devour all the food your family brings in hopes of satiating your appetite! Make them double take at the size of you, quadruple the weight you were last year. Make them groan in disgust as you fill your pants with festive cheer (and a yummy fudge dessert as well)! Eat so much that you puke, then smear it all over yourself like a chunky cologne! Relish in showing up with a major winter cold, sneezing on everyone and everything, including the food you’re stuffing yourself with! Let snot run down your chins with your drool and puke, let piss flood through your thunder thighs! It’s Christmas, the time of year meant for indulgence and being as disgusting as possible! That’s what Christmas is all about.

Finally, the torture is over. I can get back to focusing on writing! I’m sorry my comms are taking so long, school plus my own attention span kicked my ass.

How would people like a CYOA style story? I’ve been getting urges.

I don't care if you're at work. I don't care if you're in bed. I don't care if you're having a party. I don't care if you're on the bus. I don't care if you're at the park. I don't care if you're at the beach. I don't care if you're in a water park pool surrounded by people.

SHIT. YOUR. PANTS. NOW.

Grunt and fill the seat of your pants with nice mushy creamy shit. I promise you that everyone around you will be so happy and congratulate you. Who knows, maybe a few will take your lead and join you! Groping your shitbulge and mushing it around with strangers, going around proudly showing it off, telling everyone else how wonderful it feels. Tell them to do it as well and tell their friends, and their friends!

But don't take your pants off. Keep them on all day and sleep in it. Then when you have to shit again, add more to your cold load. Bloat that bulge bigger. Indulge in thhe filth and hedonism and revel in the filth! Keep going until there's so much shit in your pants that it drags on thhe ground behind you! Go to work and use it as a chair, show off at the park, show off at the pool. You deserve it.

Thanks for *FFFLFLRMRMRMRRRRMMMMPRPTPPPPTTPTPTTMTMTPTPTPTTT* deciding to perv on my gross brain and read what comes out of it! It means a loOOOOUUGGHHTTRPRPRPPPPPt that y’all are into my disgusting fetid ass~!

Be sure to spread my filth to your kinky friends, maybe they’ll like my stories too!

Now if you don’t mind, I’m gonna go wallow in a pile of cow shit~

I hope you have that King all the attention and food he deserves! He should be an immobile bloated pile of lard coated in sweat and food stains, farting and belching enough to fill the room with his disgusting gas, and making a pile of royal shit behind him the size of his growing body! Bowser will be so happy with you if you fatten him up beyond recognition till his hands and feet are lost in his flab!

Hey all! My commissions are open once again! I had to increase the price due to getting less shifts at my job + needing money for food, I'm sorry.

My prices are now $18 USD per 1,000 words.

Send me a note with your idea, length, and characters. *I DO CANON/R34 CHARACTERS TOO!*

Thank you all!

Slot 1:  negativeghostrider44
Slot 2: Anonymous
Slot 3:  gassydragon55
Slot 4: Anonymous

Wow, 140 followers in two days? I'm super fattered- err, FLATTERED that you're here! I hope you - **FFFRLRFMLRMRMRPRMPMPRMRMMLLPPTPTTPTPPTPPTTT** - have a great time in my rank fetid stinky pleasure room~!

Please let peeps know about my new account so they can re-fav my stories! I’m gonna be deleting the uploads on my other account in a few day’s time!

Other than that… FLFRLRMRMRMMMPRPRPTPTPTPTTPTTTT!!!!!! Ahhhh that was a good one.