Not that more than three people are gonna respond to this, but  Bangaa_Dragoon wanted this question spread around:

Which would you rather have happen?
1. Become your fursona IRL
2. Stay human and have your fursona(s) be friends with you IRL
3. None of the above and not have fursonas living IRL

Off-hand I'd probably go with #1, but then Vinnie is a shapeshifter and I've wanted superpowers since I was like six, so that probably has more to do with it than Vinnie's charming personality. Although his inexplicable ability to find sex would probably be nifty.

QUESTION OVER.

Hey guys, just wanted to let you know I'm still alive and writing.

I'm currently working on a couple different stories, primarily one where Vinnie takes a nice trip to the beach (SPOILER: sex happens) and a non-smutty tale set at the ever popular  PokeCombatAcademy. I think the PCA one will be done first, but we'll see.

I called this journal 'spring cleaning' because I thought I'd let you know that over the next little while I intend to go back over my old stories and improve them a little. No major plot changes or story developments, I'm going to leave the anatomical inaccuracy in Afternoon Delight intact, for example. Just a little tidying up, making the language flow easier or fixing typos or misused words that I missed the first time around. I've also added some flavour text to the description on I Love You Twice, the appropriate passage from Morning Glory where the phrase I named the pic after comes from.

Speaking of those early stories, by the way, I've added "Dave and Kelly" to the titles of the first three stories starring my favourite pair of siblings in an effort to make it easier for future watchers to find where the story starts. Hmm, does assuming I'll get watchers who want to read the entire backstory make me egotistical?

Ah well. Thanks again to all of you for supporting me and my writing, and I hope I can continue to entertain you in the future.

EDIT: Oh hey, Happy Easter, guys!

Yours,
-Green.

_{P.S.: Yo quiero Taco Bell?
P.P.S. Only one of you is going to really get the joke I just made. n_n}

Wanted to get that other journal off the front page and this has been doing the rounds, so what the hell.

You remember watching:

[ ] Kenan and Kel (I remember it existed, does that count?)
[x] Doug
[x] Ren & Stimpy
[x] Pinky & the Brain
[x] Aaahh!!! Real Monsters! (Three As, two Hs, and three exclamation points. Good times.)
[x] Rocko's Modern Life
[x] Animaniacs
[x] Gargoyles (Keith David has one of the most badass voices in the world)
[x] Hey Arnold!
[ ] Out of the Box
[ ] Bear in the Big Blue House. (I remember this but was too old to watch it)
[x] You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" (naturally)
[ ] You just can’t resist finishing this: "In west Philadelphia born and raised..." (I actually disliked that theme song, though the rest of the show was okay)

You remember:

[x] Step by Step (At least I remember the theme song)
[x] Family Matters
[x] Dinosaurs
[x] Boy Meets World
[x] Full House

[x] You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons
[x] You remember reading Goosebumps books. (My favourite was Attack of the Mutant n_n)

When everything was settled by:

[x] "Rock Paper Scissors"
[ ] "Bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish"
[ ] "Miss Mary Mack" (Isn't that a Great Big Sea song?)

[ ] When kickball was something you did everyday (Not one for sports was young Green)
[ ] You used to listen to the radio all day long
[ ] Just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape

[x] You remember Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis (We had the Genesis)
[x] You remember the original Game Boy (Let me show you my Pokeymans)
[ ] You always wanted to send in a tape to America’s Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny (We had funny tapes, but we live in Canada, and thus were ineligible. Also, I watch reruns now and facepalm at the thought of how much my younger self loved this show)

You remember watching:

[x] The Magic School Bus
[x] Wishbone
[x] Reading Rainbow
[x] Ghostwriter (oh HELL yes, magical word ghost for the win)
[ ] You remember when Yo-Yo's were cool
[x] You remember "Where’s Waldo?" books (Always had trouble with the Land of Waldos)
[ ] You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gushers

You remember watching:

[x] Batman: the Animated Series (There are no words to describe my for the Dark Detective)
[x] Aladdin (The movie or the TV show? Screw it, I liked both :P)
[x] Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
[x] The Real Ghostbusters (Wouldn't this be a child of the 80s thing?)

[x] You remember Ring Pops
[x] You remember when everything was "da BOMB!" (I have never said this without irony, for the record)
[ ] You remember boom boxes vs. CD players

[x] Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them (I don't think I ever made one myself, but they were still fun)
[x] You played and/or collected Pogs
[x] You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano Pet and brought it everywhere you went. (It was a Jurassic Park 2-themed baby T-Rex GigaPet. I always named them Fred. )

You watched the original cartoons of:

[x] Rugrats
[ ] Wild Thornberrys
[x] Power Rangers (This was not a cartoon. How odd.)

[ ] All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand (Neva hoid of it)

You collected:

[ ] Beanie Babies;
[x] Pokémon cards (I had a kickass Gyarados deck at one point)
[ ] Care Bears
[ ] Silver dollars (Did they even have those up here?)

You remember when:

[ ] Everyone watched the WB
[x] Everybody knew all the Pokémon by heart (So much easier when there were only 151)
[x] Digimon was still on
[x] If you even know what an original Walkman is
[ ] You know the Macarena by heart (Wouldn't you need to speak Spanish for that?)
[x] When "Talk to the hand" was still cool
[x] You went to McDonald’s to play in the playland and it was still sanitary
[x] Before the MySpace frenzy
[x] Before the Internet & text messaging (also known as The Dark Ages)
[x] Before Sidekicks & iPods (I don't know what a sidekick is. >_>)
[x] Before Playstation3 or Xbox 360
[x] Back before Xbox, period
[x] Before SpongeBob SquarePants
[x] When light up sneakers were cool (flashing heels, FUCK YES)
[x] When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs
[ ] When gas was $0.95 a gallon (We measure it by litres up here, so not specifically)
[x] When we recorded stuff on VCR
[ ] You had slap bracelets
[x] You actually played outside until it was dark
[x] Way back before we realized all this would eventually disappear
[ ] Post this if you smiled at least more than 5 times (Which is actually oddly low for me)
[x] And if you remember at least half the stuff on here.

Here's something with slightly more relevance to you guys than my sleeping patterns: This 'Red Eye' show on Fox News basically sent out a big Fuck You to the Canadian military last week, courtesy of some blowjob named Greg Gutfeld.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcJn5XlbSFk

Naturally, my country lost their collective shit, and pretty much everybody is slamming them. Personally, I hope they get eaten alive by garden slugs, but it turns out it's not just local bias, I showed the clip to notable American Dogmeat and she seemed even angrier than me.

Here's Canadian comic Tom Green freaking out over it, though it gets repetitive after a couple minutes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzYqdz1lmTE

And what the hell, one more link, here's a newspaper article where the guy says he's sorry he was 'misunderstood.'
http://www.thestar.com/News/Canada/article/607186

I thought you made yourself pretty damn clear there, Greggie my boy. Eat several dicks.

-INDIGNATION OVER.

Hey guys, I got absolutely no sleep last night! 8D

Now my brain is working in an abnormal fashion, so

a) I won't be able to get any quality writing done today
b) The job search is probably shot to hell till tomorrow
c) I'm finding terribly stupid things, such as this journal, hilarious

Isn't that fantastic? Don't you just love when that happens! I'm full of rainbows and sunshine!

ARGLBLARGL OVER.

Okay, so here's the deal.

 Seren_Tremio (you remember her, I told you to go check her out on a previous journal) has decided she doesn't want to be Seren Tremio anymore. This is cool, I'm okay with this, I support her decision, this is not one of those journals.

No, the reason I bring it up is that I still think she's awesome, so now you should go check her out at her new account,  Dogmeat-the-Conqueror. There's not a whole lot there yet, but trust me, there will be, and when it arrives, it will be just as sexy/cute/charming/all of the above as the stuff she did as Seren.

Hell, while I'm advertising, go check out  Jailbird too. She (I think she's a she, anyway) just did my first commission ever, a pic I call Star Gazer (which is unrelated to my latest story, Under the Stars, despite the name similarity), which you can find here.
Actually, that pic also involves Seren, but that's coincidental to both artists being awesome.

So do yourself a favour and check these guys out. You won't be sorry.

-BUMPAGE OVER

Okay, I try to avoid putting journals close together, especially when I'm interested in peoples' responses, like on the Star Trek one I posted yesterday, but... oh just read it, you'll understand. What the hell, people?
http://snipurl.com/e3j2j

Since this article is from a British newspaper, I took the time to run those numbers through Google calculator.

24 st ("stone") is 336 lbs.
17 st is 238 lbs.
18 st is 252 lbs.

As for the money, they're making the equivalent of $32,006 American a year on benefits. (That's $39,986 Canadian, to my fellow northerners)
They spend $69.86 American a week on groceries. That's $88.83 Canadian.
My favourite part is where they literally say it's not their fault that they're fat, it's hereditary.
Okay, it's actually tied with the part where they say healthy food is too expensive right after describing exactly what fatty foods they spend eighty bucks a week on. I don't even want to know what a "bacon butty" is.

REVULSION OVER.

Okay, it came out 11 days ago, but I just saw it for the first time today.
Look at it. Just look at it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gty9tLOXpwk

Oh my fuck, that movie looks amazing.

And like I said before (I think), it comes out on my birthday.

It's like J.J. Abrams is giving me a giant-ass present for some reason. Maybe he likes my name. </jokenoonewillget>

I squee-ed like an excited squirrel when I saw the bit with the Enterprise twisting to avoid debris.

I'm a big time Trekkie, but it's always bothered me: space has three dimensions, but in Trek, you only ever see them use two of them, like they were naval vessels. Why didn't we ever see any ships approaching the Enterprise from above? Or at least have them rotated differently. This looks to actually take the physics of space into account, and that's awesome.

So yeah. I'm looking forward to this movie.
Thoughts? Comments? Gushing praise?

FANBOYING OVER.

to drag me awaaay from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever dooo
I bless the raaains down in Aaafricaaa
Gonna take some time
to do the things we never haa-AAAAA-aaad*.

Three guesses what song has been stuck in my head all day. First two don't count. And unlike the usual array of earworms, I actually like this one.

_{*approximation}

So! To clear that unpleasantness off my userpage, here's an embarrassingly hilariously personal question.

Situation: There are now two of you, identical in every way. Maybe one's a clone, maybe time travel is involved, maybe it was some kind of magic spell, maybe one's from an alternate universe where up is down and everybody has goatees. Whatever.

The point is, there are now two yous.

My question: Assuming that the other you is willing to go along with it... would you have sex with yourself?

And if your immediate answer is No, then what if the other you was literally begging you for some hot self-loving, tears in their (your?) needy eyes?

For bonus points, what position would you use and which side would you rather be on? (I realize a lot of girl-girl stuff is, uh, symmetrical, but I thought I'd ask anyway.)

PERVERTED QUESTION OVER.

EDIT: It doesn't have anything to do with anything, but I wanted to show you all this and didn't want to start a new journal so soon.

I realize this isn't exactly going out to a vast, enthralled audience, but every little bit helps, eh?

Hey you. Yeah, you, the person reading this journal.

Go check out  Seren_Tremio. She's awesome.

Her art is sexy and cute, often both, and you can tell she genuinely enjoys what she does, because it's just dripping with charm. Among other things.

As if you needed another reason to take a look, she's doing commissions right now, and aside from a couple of don't-go-theres, she's practically fearless when it comes to art topics. She draws Bible slash for fun, people! If that's not dedication to Rule 34, I don't know what is.

So check out the Beagle, and tell her Green sent you. You won't be sorry.

ADVERTISEMENT OVER.

_{p.s. I'm writing again. Nice.}

Thought I might as well push the Valentine's Day journal offa my page, but couldn't think of anything to put except that I've run into kind of a roadblock in terms of motivation. I'm working on a story but I just sort of trailed off about a week ago and haven't really gotten anything important done on it since then. I should really get off my butt and just get back to work.

Feel free to encourage/inspire/threaten me to get my creative juices flowing again.

APATHY OVER*.

*hopefully

Hey y'all.
Just thought I'd address it along with everyone else:

Happy Valentine's Day! n_n

If you've got someone to and who s you back, go be happy with them.

If you find yourself single today, that's okay too, I'm sure you've got friends and family who you in different ways.

And if you're not sure where you stand in the department, don't sweat it. You're not alone in that boat.

I wish you all the best on this, the mushiest holiday of the year.

HOLIDAY MESSAGE OVER.

Oh God yes.
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=mac_kon5eNA
EDIT: the first one got taken down, let's enjoy this one until Paramount notices it.
EDIT EDIT:this one's down too. who could see that coming?
EDIT EDIT EDIT: Found this one, and it's got an HD option. Anyone wanna make a bet on how long it lasts?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNQsa9739w0

The waiting, it is pain.
-eeeeee over.

So I woke up this morning astonishingly late, with precious few minutes to get ready to go to a course I now realize I forgot to mention here that I was taking.

In any event, it turns out I was in luck, because that world-rending ice storm everyone was talking about the past couple days? It got up here in the form of snowing an awful lot, meaning the high school where they're hosting this course (still haven't figured out how that works) got shut down, and since the kids got a snow day, so did the adults in my program.

So I used the extra time to get drunk throw together a primer on basic things on the world all my stories (except We Interrupt this Program) take place in.

You'll find it here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1938316

I'm also, incidentally, in the process of working on the next Dave & Kelly story, so you guys have that to look forward to. <narratorvoice> In this installment, young David and Kelly Parrish take a long hard look at their relationship. </narratorvoice>

So, yeah. Maximum cuddles probably result, but you won't get to see them because it's gonna be rated blue. Although I may just follow it up with Dave's birthday...

Anyway, hope you guys had a good day.

-Green.
JOURNAL OVER.

I'm really putting this here more to put my thoughts in order than to share it with all of you, but I don't know, maybe one of you will find it interesting.

At the moment what I have planned writing-wise is as follows:
-A Vinnie story I've already started that features  MidnightDraven's character Lamby, as per this journal: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/579682/
EDIT: Finished that story: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1915531

-A short Dave and Kelly story that will be blue-bordered at the most, I wanted to see if I could write about those two and their relationship without including a scene of deliciously taboo sex. (Note: Don't worry, I fully intend to return to those two and their brother-on-sister action in the future)
-A different Vinnie story that, for once, contains no characters that do not belong to me, apart from maybe a dropped name or two.
-A story I came up with only a few short days ago, which features an ordinary guy meeting a very unique girl at a bar.

And I've had this idea on the backburner forever now to write a male/tentacle story, but let's get all that other stuff out of the way first. o_o;

Hmmm, I was going to also write here about an idea for my stories I had called "morphic inheritance", but this is long enough as it is.

On a completely unrelated topic, I saw one of my brothers today. He surprised me by giving me a poster of Optimus Prime (live-action version) that's like 5 freaking feet tall. What can I say, the guy knows what I like. n_n

.Trên Tạp chí

Hey, all.
This is just one of those journals that exist to push a previous journal off the page. Not that I'm ashamed of the last one or anything, it's just that New Year's greetings don't stay fresh as long as greetings for some other holidays.
I'm gonna throw a link in here because it supports three things I firmly believe in.

1. People have too much time on their hands.
2. Developers have no idea what to do with cell phones.
3. Boobs are awesome.
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/12/b.....ate_reject.php

Edit: This doesn't have anything to do with boobs or journals, but I really wanted to mention it. I can't figure out whether to be excited or depressed; they wanna make five BioShock sequels. http://www.giantbomb.com/news/pleas.....he-ground/743/

Časopis iznad.

Not really, I just figured you guys were sick of seeing four million journals with Happy New Year as the title.

So I had a Christmas story I was writing, but Life stepped in and I was unable to finish it before the day. And once I missed the first deadline, my own laziness made it easy to miss the second deadline (being released in December).

So it'll hopefully (knock on wood) be done before I go to bed tonight.

I could probably finish within the next two hours, but I'd rather submit a Christmas story in January than rush my writing and make the ending sub-par.

Anyway, enough about me, I hope you guys (all 24 of you ;) ) have a kickass time in the New Year, and not suffer any hardships.

"May the bodies you bury never be found." -ancient Chinese proverb that I just made up

Here's to 2009!

BIZARRE WELLWISHING OVER.

EDIT: I am now drunk. I will resume finishing the story in the morning when I am no longer drunk. Wheee!

So my brother got me Saint's Row 2 for Christmas. Fan-fucking-tastic game, I'm actually enjoying it more than I ever did with GTA IV. Don't get me wrong, that's a great game, and the story is lightyears better than SR2's, but the sheer ridiculousness of the gameplay makes this the better game. If you like open world games you absolutely MUST check this one out. I mean, for crying out loud, this is a game where you can do a side mission to take a septic truck and spray hot liquid feces onto unsuspecting pedestrians (the nice lady who was driving the truck laughed and said "I hope they like scat play"). This is a game where you can buy a long trenchcoat called the Flasher Jacket (and if it's the only thing you're wearing you can indeed play the public indecency minigame.) The songs on the radio are mostly bleh, with the singular and notable exception of The Mix, a channel that plays nothing but 80's rock.

Which brings me to one of my few issues with the game. The songs they picked tend to be too catchy, especially as there aren't as many songs per channel as you'd expect, so you quickly hear repeats. As a result, I have had a certain song by Europe playing more or less constantly in my head ever since I first played the game.

Ah well. At least I can drown my sorrows with dangerous driving.

POINTLESS JOURNAL OVER.

Just wanted to wish everyone who watches me (and everyone who doesn't watch me, for that matter)
a very Merry Christmas.

Keep it green, folks.

Have a good one.

Festive wish over.

So this one's gonna take some explaining.
I wanna show you guys a trailer for a Thundercats movie.
Not a real one, I don't think they're even making one yet, despite Transformers and G.I. Joe getting the remake treatment.
This is a fake trailer created by a fan.
Yeah, yeah, I know. Fan trailers near-universally suck ass. Well, this is one of the exceptions that proves the rule.
See, guy took footage of people who resemble the characters from the show and digitally altered them so the resemblance is even more blatant. Then he whipped up a trailer, using a combination of lines from the cartoon, and appropriate lines from the footage source material (basically, sometimes Brad Pitt as Lion-O is speaking with the voice of the guy from the cartoon, and sometimes he speaks with the voice of Brad Pitt from Troy)
Not only that, but even though its footage from a wide variety of movies and TV shows, it actually comes together rather nicely, to the point where it looks and sounds like a real trailer.
I mean, I was able to tell what the hell was going on, despite never actually having seen Thundercats.

TL;DR version: Watch this YouTube video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb50GMmY5nk

Oh, and while I'm here, I'll mention that I just reached 1000 pageviews. Rock out loud. Maybe I'll MSPaint up a crudely-drawn penis in the morning to celebrate, as I believe that is the custom when you have no drawing skills.

'til next time.

Během věstníku.

So last night my Internet connection went down, even on the computer that's physically connected to the modem. Odd, that. Fiddling with both the modem and the wireless router didn't really accomplish much. Call up the cable company, and they can't send a guy over to look at it until Sunday. Greaaaat. I even accessed another wireless signal in the area to send an important message. (Tapping into someone else's signal is morally dark to begin with, and without the benefit of a firewall it's probably not a good idea, but as I said, it was really important.)

Then this afternoon it just inexplicably starts working again.

I don't know how stable the connection is, or how long it will stay up. Even if it lasts all night, I'm still gonna have the guy look at it on Sunday. Random connection drops are not a good thing.

So if if I fail to respond to a comment or suddenly drop out of an IM session or something, you'll know why.

Here's something more Christmas-y than my technical issues, but I would strongly advise against showing this particular holiday video to children.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23cjXModWpA

ВЕСТНИК свърши.

You know, it says right there on my userpage: I'm a writer, not an artist. You silly, silly people.

I just wanted to point out that today is the two-year anniversary of me signing up for FA, and in those two years I've learned that that title is the one that best ensures people will read your journal.

I was thinking of writing a special story or something for today... but then I didn't. I guess I'm lazy. :P

Anyway, thanks FurAffinity. I've met a lot of interesting people, written a lot of interesting things, and of course, seen an awful lot of spicy, spicy pornography.

Here's to two years, and here's to many more.

VĒSTNESIS vairāk.

EDIT: Hey, look here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/539158/

So it seems I'm not going to succeed at this year's Nanowrimo. Hey, that's okay, it will only make me even more determined to get it right next year!

And because I don't feel right without a silly link of some variety, here's the best ad campaign I've seen in some time: http://kotaku.com/5099798/resistanc.....lin-newspapers

JOURNAL OVER.

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/shiba-inu-puppy-cam

So... adorable...

Awwww over.

EDIT: Attention, proud humanoids of the future! At the time this journal was posted, that link led to a 24 hour live webcam of some adorable Shiba-Inu puppies.