I want to embrace my furry side more.

We don't have an actual anniversary. It was almost three years ago that he came to see me, we ended up in bed, and the rest, as they say, was history.

I love you, Toonces.

Well I guess my last submission didn't garner many fans. Oh well. It was fun to write.

Who wants me to write more porn? Show of hands, please.

So, um, I'm going to Anthrocon. I need a badge. It's a little late to be requesting this but are any of my friends doing badges?

I'm just now embracing my inner furry. I won't have a fursuit but I'm open to meeting up. I'll be there with Toonces but he's told me not to follow him around because I don't know any other furries.

I think I'm also going to start writing porn again. I have an idea for a series of stories centered around a college freshman who's pledging a frat. He's a nasty little raccoon discovering his submissive side. What do you think, would you read that?

You can always do something for someone, but there's no guarantee they'll be grateful.

ADIEU, farewell earth's bliss,
This world uncertain is :
Fond are life's lustful joys,
Death proves them all but toys.
None from his darts can fly :
I am sick, I must die.
Lord have mercy on us !

Rich men, trust not in wealth,
Gold cannot buy you health ;
Physic himself must fade,
All things to end are made ;
The plague full swift goes by :
I am sick, I must die.
Lord have mercy on us !

Beauty is but a flower,
Which wrinkles will devour ;
Brightness falls from the air,
Queens have died young and fair,
Dust hath closèd Helen's eye :
I am sick, I must die.
Lord have mercy on us !

Strength stoops unto the grave,
Worms feed on Hector brave,
Swords may not fight with fate,
Earth still holds ope her gate.
Come, come, the bells do cry,
I am sick, I must die.
Lord have mercy on us !

Haste therefore each degree
To welcome destiny ;
Heaven is our heritage
Earth but a player's stage,
Mount we unto the sky :
I am sick, I must die.
Lord have mercy on us !

 toonces is absolutely right. You could count me in to FA in a much larger fashion if they would at least attempt to corral the pedos away from everything else. The First Amendment may grant you the right to fap to cub porn but I don't want to be subjected to it.

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Most every evening Goldilocks
Snacks from Kitty's litterbox.
Then on command, she gives her missus
Lots of little doggie kisses.

The Deavers' errant pit bull, Cass,
Bit the postman on the ass.
Her lower teeth destroyed his sphincter;
Now his walk's a bit distincter.

A naughty St. Bernard named Don
Finds Polly's Kotex in the john.
He holds the blood-steak in his jaws,
And mourns her coming menopause.

Dachsund Skip from Winnipeg
Loves to hump his master's leg.
Every time he gets it up, he
Stains Bill's calves with unborn puppy.

Each night old Bowser licks his balls
Then falls asleep til nature calls.
He poops a stool and, though it's heinous,
Bends back down and licks his anus.

—David Sedaris, "Poems About Dogs"