FURRY MEME


1. (x) Have you ever howled at the moon?
2. (x) Have you ever barked at someone? [on a regular basis]
3. (x) Have you ever found yourself drawing or scribbling furry art when you're supposed to be doing something else?
4. (x) Have you ever worn an animal costume or tail as a child and pretended to be an animal?
5. ( ) Have you ever eaten out of a dog bowl?
6. ( ) Have you been to at least one furry con?
7. (x) Do you like to look at furry porn all the time?
8. (x) Do you RP or play second life as a furry character?
9. (x) Do you own a fursuit or at least a tail?
10. (x) Do you know what all these words mean or have used them at least once?
11. ( ) Do you have at least 5 videos of you acting or doing something furry on youtube?
12. (x) Has your anthropersona/character been drawn in a furry porn type manner?
13. ( ) Are you well known in the furry fandom?
14. (x) Do you dream furry while you sleep? [that was a great dream]
15. (x) Would you transform into your character/fursona if you were given the chance to live like that for the rest of your life? [probably]
16. (x) Have you ever worn a collar?
17. ( ) Do you own more than 20 art badges of your fursonas or characters?
18. ( ) Have you been to more than 20 furry cons in your lifetime?
19. (x) Do you think that deep down you have the spirit of an animal within you? [technically every human is an animal]
20. (x) Do you enjoy hanging out with other furries? [the few furry friends I have]
21. ( ) Do you think we should have a furry run for president of the USA?
22. () If you ever became rich would you own a room in your house that was just to display your fursuits or furry art?
23. (x) Is your best friend furry?
24. ( ) Do your furry friends call you by your furry name in public?
25. ( ) Have you been in the furry fandom for at least 5 years?
Total: 5

1 to 5 = Furry wannabe.
6 to 10 = Furry newbie.
11 to 15 = Furry.
16 to 20 = Hardened Furry.
21 to 25 = Hardcore Furry.

Furry. REALLY NOW? I DIDNT KNOW THAT!!!

I stole it from  anubishowl

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
only got one. Back of my right hand, tiny little thing. Gestured dramatically and hit the podium. IM A BADASS!

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
PICTURES JACKIE DREW MEEEEE!!!

3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
Samsung Reclaim.

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO?
uhhhh... Green Day, My Chemical Romance, Elton John, Weird Al...

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
like, 9 I think?

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
"To find a clean shirt. >:c My tits are almost hanging out in this one" <-- I wanna see that.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
Jackie.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
My kitty! ^^

9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
Vanilla lavender maybe?

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Nope.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED OF THE DARK?
no, just my imagination.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
Don't have one

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON SOMEONE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO?
Long hair.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT?
"I'll never be proposed to" These are lies Jackie. Unless you do the proposing. I dunno.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS?
Neither

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
PEPPERONI!!1

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Boobs and a Vagina. :3

19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
Uhm... oh! That asshole that said "get out of my way Queer"

20. DO YOU SPEAK A FOREIGN LANGUAGE?
Si! I also used to speak latin.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU (OF THE OPPOSITE SEX):
HOT WHEELS! I once had a birthday with only girls invited. XD

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?
I dunno... yes... maybe... confused...

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
No.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Don't have one. If I had to guess I'd say whitetag

25. WHAT`S YOUR DREAM CAR?
A TYE DYE VW RABBIT

27. WHAT IS ONE OF YOUR DREAMS?
The power to shapeshift.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
I don't know...

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
42. You can't say I'm wrong.

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES?
Blondes.

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN?
Jackie

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
People, I'd have to say. Gotta love ignorance and blind stupidity.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE U.S.?
YES. I went to itallyyyyyy.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Neck, butt... under my chin and behind my ears. My friends found one spot on my shoulder where if you press it my legs collapse.

36. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE?
Canada?

37. FIRST JOB?
Babysitting. XD

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
NO! I need to do one! WHAT HAVE I DONE WITH MY LIFE???

39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS SURVEY?
.... porn.

40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I wouldn't want fake boobs.

41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
Boredom. And cuz Jackie did it.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
Everyone says I'm cute and nice.

43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
Feel safer on the roads?

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
An Xbox 360.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
If I have any, at least 2. no more than 3.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
My dad. And grandpa. And great grandpa.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
Not really.

48. WHICH FINGER(S) IS YOUR FAVORITE?
Thumbs. c:

49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
"Just the other day. Haha, relationships. Wheee!"
Strangely enough... Boyfriend. Hope he's okay... :(

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
That depends. It's funny cuz no one can read it.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
uh... Bologna?

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Popping pimples, Cracking EVERYTHING in my body.

53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
Uhm... Shelf? CDs?

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Yes! wait... not if... uh... depends?

55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
Maybe... Don't think so.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Only at first sight. A person's a person. Who cares what they look like?

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Uhmmmm... rant at idiots for being ignorant? That helps sometimes.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
Aunt Lori and Uncle Joe who are actually not related to me at all.

59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
Yeah, I guess you could say that.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
HOT WHEEEEEELS

61. WHAT ARE THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
STALKER!!!!

62.
... I WIN! Staring contests rule.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Do you really have to ask?

64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
Nope.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A MAN/WOMAN?
I've never considered it much. I just get attached. I dunno how to explain it.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Davey, Lindsey, Lampshade, Lucky, Socks, Lucky socks, Lucky Charms, Puppy, Wuffy... That's all I can remember right now.

68. DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Who does that anymore?

69. WHO IS YOUR CRUSH?
I don't have one. and why is this question 69? Subliminal messaging?

70. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
"Cookies and cream" Hell yes.

71. WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU WENT ON A DATE?
"Last night" HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!

72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
Purple, some pinks if they aren't EVERYWHERE, Tealish colors.

73. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
"A half of one" I think? Maybe?

74. WHO/WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
Uhhhhh... Peter maybe?

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Not everyone. That's just scary.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Nothing right now.

77. LAST THING YOU ATE?
Horrible, Horrible tacos...

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
My mom

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT A MAN/WOMAN?
Hair color, facial features, height.

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?
Anything instrumental

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE:
Twilight, Twilight New Moon. Stupid people.

82. FAVORITE DRINK?
Dr Pepper? I dunno, I don't really have a favorite anymore.

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN:
Draco? is he a sign?

84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
Skiing?

85. HAIR COLOR?
Blonde.

86. EYE COLOR?
Varies from blue to green to gray sometimes.

87. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
Contacts and glasses. AT THE SAME TIME! Seriously. The glasses are for the play.

88. SIBLINGS?
Only one biological sister.

89. FAVORITE MONTH?
uh... The one where the most fun stuff happens.

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
ewwwwwwwwww

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON!

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Christmas eve. depending on where it is and what's going on. Family and friends rule. ^^

93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
Usually!

94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Both! ALL FOUR!

95. KISSES OR HUGS?
"Both at the same time. Awww yeahhh" Truly words of Wisdom Jackie. I'd have to say both.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
"Love." ;w;

97. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
"David?" Holy fu-... uh.. Jens?

98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Nick jonas

99. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?
TECHNOFOX

100. IS ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
I dunno... I think so.

I recently found the "STATS" Tab on my homepage.

This... confounds me.

I have submitted 19 total uploads.
Of those 19, there are...

5 General art Drawings
2 General art Poems
10 Mature art Stories
1 Adult art Story.

Now, out of those categories...

All of my General art submissions have the following number of views and favs.
1 View, 1 Fav.
19, 3
9, 0
13, 2
11, 1
14, 1
22, 0
15, 0

Total: 106 Views, 8 Favs.

All of my Mature art submissions have the following.
28, 0
16, 0
5, 0
2, 0
9, 0
8, 0
16, 0
8, 0
11, 0
20, 0

Total: 123 Views, 0 Favs.

And my SINGLE ADULT SUBMISSION...

115 Views, 4 Favs.

people like porn.

British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 1

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an Australian something
Total: 5

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x]You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a Italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 5

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 2

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 4

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have blonde hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 4
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[ ] You like chicken.
[ ] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 1

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.
Total: 6

Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[x] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch/watched degrassi
Total: 4

American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 1

British: 1
Australian: 5
Italian: 5
Spanish: 2
Russian: 4
Irish: 4
African American: 1
Asian: 3
German: 6
Canadian: 4
American: 1


Well there ya go. Amazingly white, Germanesque non-american american.

My cat, Pinky, Died today. The dogs started playing with him while we were out and killed him. The dogs were previously afraid of him, so we had no idea. My dad had him declawed when we lived in Texas and he had no way to get away from them. When we came home I found him on the floor in the hallway.

He was truly a wonderful pet, fun and cuddly. I just wish I could hold him again.

I stole this from  anubishowl

Kissed any one of your Furaffinity friends? — no
Been arrested? — no
Kissed someone you didn't like? — no
Slept in until 5 PM? — no
Fallen asleep at work/school? — yes
Held a snake? — yes
Ran a red light? — yes
Been suspended from school? — yes
Experienced love at first sight? — no
Totaled your car in an accident? — no
Been fired from a job? — no
Fired somebody? — no
Sung karaoke? — yes
Pointed a gun at someone? — yes... IT WAS AN AIRSOFT GUN
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — yes
Kissed in the rain? — no...
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — yes
Saw someone die? — no
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — yes
Smoked a cigar? — no
Sat on a rooftop? — aw hell yes
Smuggled something into another country? — no
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — no
Broken a bone? — yes
Skipped school? — yes
Eaten a bug? — yes
Sleepwalked? — yes
Walked on a moonlit beach? — no
Ridden a motorcycle? — yes
Dumped someone? — yes
Forgotten your anniversary? — no
Lied to avoid a ticket? — no
Ridden in a helicopter? — no
Shaved your head? — no
Blacked out from drinking? — no
Played a prank on someone? — yes
Hit a home run? — no
Felt like killing someone? — yes
Cross-dressed? — yes
Been falling-down drunk? — no
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — no
Eaten snake? — no
Marched/Protested? — yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — no
Puked on an amusement ride? — no
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — yes
Knitted? — no
Been on TV? — yes
Shot a gun? — yes
Skinny-dipped? — yes
Given someone stitches? — no
Eaten a whole habanero pepper? — no
Ridden a surfboard? — no
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — no
Had surgery? — no
Streaked? — yes
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — no
Tripped on mushrooms? — yes, if you mean literally FALLEN OVER by kicking a mushroom...
Passed out when NOT drinking? — no
Peed on a bush? — yes
Donated Blood? — no
Grabbed electric fence? — no
Eaten alligator meat? — no
Eaten cheesecake? — no
Killed an animal when not hunting? — no
Peed your pants in public? — yes
Snuck into a movie without paying? — no
Written graffiti? — yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? — yes
Think about the future? — yes
Been in handcuffs? — yes
Believe in love? — yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? — yes

Blaaaaaagh. I've been in handcuffs for fun...

Seriously. ANYTHING.

Oh, and I stole this from Kittenadmin. Don't hurt me! *hides*
...
*throws you silk rope*

Stolen from KittenAdmin.

Dudes:

[x] You woke up with a boner.
[x] You're taller than 5'5".
[ ] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch.
[ ] You like to get drunk and fight.
[ ] You drink beer.
[ ] MEAT!
[ ] There are tissues close to your bed.
[ ] You wear clothes that are larger than they need to be.
[x] You like dinosaurs.
[ ] You love sports. Always.
[x] Video games are better than the mall.
[x] You curse like a sailor.
[ ] You scratch your nuts in public.
[ ] Your favourite colour is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red.
[ ] Your father (or father type) told you about sex.
[ ] You can grow facial hair.
[ ] You like going to strip clubs, to see titties.
[x] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute".
[x] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground.
[x] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room.
[ ] You attended prom to get laid.
[ ] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see boobies.
[x] You show off bruises like badges of honor.
[ ] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris

Boy Score - 9/24


Babes:

[ ] You get a period.
[x] People say you're short.
[ ] You call attractive females "sluts".
[ ] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day.
[ ] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
[ ] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.
[ ] You wear make-up daily.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[x] You can cook and clean.
[ ] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes.
[x] You like to spend money with your friends.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume.
[x] Your favourite colour is Pink or Purple.
[ ] Your mom told you about sex.
[x] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of.
[x] You use tits to your advantage.
[x] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] You have multiple purses, to match outfits.
[ ] You freak out when you see bugs in the room.
[x] You consider spending money a hobby.
[ ] You attended prom, to dress up.
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp.

Girls Score - 10/24

I'm smart. I can use other peoples tits to my advantage.

EDIT: I forgot, I took Jazz and Tap dance when I was younger.
People have told me I'd make a good girly boy...

Stolen from KittenAdmin.

HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?

[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[x] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[ ] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[x] You think politics are interesting.
TOTAL SO FAR: 5

[ ] You show up for school late a lot.
[ ] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 8

[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 13

[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 17

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[ ] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of the United States 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.

I'm 19.

Whoopee.

Alright Jenzo, I'll play along.

Since I dared Bardock to sing 'Jizz in my Pants' by Lonely Island, Now I have to sing 3 songs anyone dares me to sing.

Dare at your own risk.

It has to be singable. (ex. no mika, death metal, screamo, uber-fast rap songs, britney spears)

GO!

Stolen from Jenzo

You Scored as The all-round cute gay guy

YOu are a cute guy who many would die to be with..........lucky!!

The all-round cute gay guy
80%
Straight Acting
70%
Straight
60%
A Big Bear
60%
Raging Queer
50%
S + M guy
40%
Straight Queer Basher
0%

Apply to be my Boyfriend or Girlfriend :D

Basics:

Name:
Age:
Location:
Height:
Hair (color and style):
Eyes:
Piercings/tattoos:

OTHER:
1. Where would we go on dates?
2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists?
3. Do you drink/smoke??
4. Do you like the beach?
5. If so...would you go with me late at night?
6. Do you like movies?
7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night?
8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie?
9. If not what would we be doing?
10. Do you play an instrument?
11. If so...what?
12. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure I made it home alright?
13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10?
15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself?
17. Would you give me kisses just because?


What Would You do if...
I cried:
I said I liked you:
I kissed you:
I was hospitalized:
I ran away from home:
I got in a fight and you were there:
I got dumped:
I pissed you off:

What Do You Think Of My...
Personality:
Eyes:
Face:
Hair:
Clothes:
Voice:
Humor:
Choice of music:
Manners:
Friends:
Decisions:



Would You...
Be my friend:
Tell me the truth no matter what:
Buy me a birthday gift:
Lie to make me feel better:
Spread rumors about me:
Go out at 4am to get me chocolate:
Keep a secret if I told you one:
Loan me some cash:
Hold my hand:
Keep in touch:
Make me a snack:
Try and solve my problems:
Love me:
Makeout with me:
Hold me in times of need:
Ditch me:
Use me:
ask me out:
Date me:
Makeout with me whenever you had the chance:
Hold me and make my problems go away:

W0ULD Y0U 2
go out with me?
give me your number?
kiss me?
let me kiss you?
watch a movie with me?
be my gf?
hug me?
buy me food?
take me home to meet your parents?
would you let me sleep in your bed if i didn't have one?
sing car karaoke w/ me?
sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
e-post this for me to answer your questions?
give me a piggyback ride?
come to my house at 3 am just to watch the stars?
take me home when im too drunk to drive?
get jealous when I hung out with the guys?
bring me mexican food from sombrero's just because?


D0 Y0U...
think im cute?
want to kiss me?
want to cuddle wit me?
want to hook up with me?
find yourself thinking of me?


ARE WE...
aquintences?
friends?
in a relationship?



AM i...
smart?
cute?
funny?
cool?
intersting to talk to?


HAVE Y0U EVER...
thought about me?
thought there might be an "us"?
thought about hookin up with me?
found yourself wanting to kiss me?
wished i were there?


ARE Y0U...
happy you know me?
mad at me?
thinkin bout me?
going to repost this so that i will return the favor?

Basics:

Name:David
Age: 16
Location: Minnesota D:
Height: 5' 8"
Hair (color and style): Blonde, longish.
Eyes: Generally blue, change colors.
Piercings/tattoos: Left ear pierced, probably closed by now.

OTHER:
1. Where would we go on dates? Movies, Parks, Dinner, wherever else you'd like to go.
2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? The Eagles, The Barenaked Ladies, Foo Fighters
3. Do you drink/smoke?? NO!
4. Do you like the beach? Yes
5. If so...would you go with me late at night? Yes.
6. Do you like movies? Yes
7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? Yes
8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie? It's up to you!
9. If not what would we be doing? See above. :3
10. Do you play an instrument? Yes.
11. If so...what? Trumpet and guitar.
12. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure I made it home alright? Of course silly!
13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 8?
15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? My selflesness.
17. Would you give me kisses just because? Of course!


What Would You do if...
I cried: Do my best to comfort you
I said I liked you: "I like you too. A lot."
I kissed you: Kiss you back.
I was hospitalized: Worry extremely and come stay with you.
I ran away from home: Call and make sure you're okay, and ask why you did it.
I got in a fight and you were there: If the other person hit you first, distract them so you wouldn't get hurt.
I got dumped: Do my best to comfort you.
I pissed you off: Get pissed off.

What Do You Think Of My...
Personality: I think it's funny, realistic and great.
Eyes: an ocean of green.
Face: cute and hot.
Hair: Amazing.
Clothes: good, I'm not a fashion person...
Voice: Hot.
Humor: You can be funny alot. You don't seem to laugh at your own jokes.
Choice of music: Amazing. I love it.
Manners: Realistic. You're polite when you should be.
Friends: I don't know many of your friends... :(
Decisions: You make good ones.



Would You...
Be my friend: No matter what.
Tell me the truth no matter what: Yes.
Buy me a birthday gift: Of course!
Lie to make me feel better: most likely, but it depends on the seriousness of the situation
Spread rumors about me: HELL NO!
Go out at 4am to get me chocolate: If you asked, I'd go in my p.j's and bunny slippers.
Keep a secret if I told you one: Of course!
Loan me some cash: You got it!
Hold my hand: My pleasure!
Keep in touch: I plan to!
Make me a snack: mmmhmmm! Whatever you wanted!
Try and solve my problems: I'd help as much as I can.
Love me: With all my heart.
Makeout with me: Yes!
Hold me in times of need: Yes!
Ditch me: NO!
Use me: NO!
ask me out: Yes.
Date me: Yes
Makeout with me whenever you had the chance: heehee, Yes.
Hold me and make my problems go away: I would love to.

W0ULD Y0U 2
go out with me? Yes.
give me your number? You already have it!
kiss me? Yes!
let me kiss you? Yes!
watch a movie with me? Yes!
be my gf? uhhh, what?
hug me? Yes!
buy me food? Yes!
take me home to meet your parents? Yes.
would you let me sleep in your bed if i didn't have one? Of course!
sing car karaoke w/ me? I'd do my best!
sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? Yes!
e-post this for me to answer your questions? Yes.
give me a piggyback ride? Yes, but I'm small...
come to my house at 3 am just to watch the stars? I would love to!
take me home when im too drunk to drive? Now I know you wouldn't do that, but yes.
get jealous when I hung out with the guys? A little...
bring me mexican food from sombrero's just because? If you asked!


D0 Y0U...
think im cute? Yes.
want to kiss me? YES
want to cuddle wit me? YES!
want to hook up with me? Yes
find yourself thinking of me? all the time...


ARE WE...
aquintences? more.
friends? Always.
in a relationship? I hope we can be sometime.



AM i...
smart? Very
cute? Very
funny? Very
cool? Very
intersting to talk to? Very


HAVE Y0U EVER...
thought about me? Only ALL THE TIME!
thought there might be an "us"? Yes!
thought about hookin up with me? Yes!
found yourself wanting to kiss me? Yes!
wished i were there? *whimpers* oh god yes...


ARE Y0U...
happy you know me? And always will be.
mad at me? No.
thinkin bout me? heh, Yes!
going to repost this so that i will return the favor? Yes!

YAY! An ABC Meme... The (OMG!)'s mean that I have the same answers as the person I got this from. (Kittenadmin) <3



- Available: Sorta... I've got crushes... and people who crush on me...
- Age: 16
- Annoyance: Stupidity, Ignorance, Little kids and their parents that say they don't know any better...
- Animal: Wolf... Generic, I know.
- Actor: uffda... Will smith or morgan freeman...

B
- Birthday/Birthplace: February 1st 1993... St. Paul, Minnesota.
- Best Online Friends: Kittenadmin, Psudowolf, Ren-Raku...
- Body Part on opposite/same sex: Do you really want me to answer that?
- Best feeling in the world: Laughter with the person you love...
- Blind or Deaf: Hmm.... Deaf. Nature is too beutiful.
- Best weather: Sunny, a slight breeze, clean air... Or a moonlit night, snow on the ground, slightly snowing...
- Been in Love: Yes...
- Been on stage?: Yeah
- Believe in yourself?: Yes... I've gone through hell already. I think I can manage.
- Believe in life on other planets: Yes.
- Believe in miracles: Sorta...
- Believe in Magic: Depends on the kind.
- Believe in Santa: As a symbol.
- Believe in Ghosts/spirits: Yes.

C
- Car: Soon to be a Volkswagen Jetta TDI
- Candy: Probably Skittles, or something cocolatey... (OMG!)
- Color: Purple. All the way.
- Cried in school: More times than I care to count.
- Chocolate/Vanilla: Fuckin CHOCOLATE. (OMG!)
- Chinese/Mexican: Mexican
- Cake or pie: Cake...
- Country to visit: Australia... I want to dive the Great Barrier Reef before I die. (OMG!) Plus Steve Irwin is my Idol, but... *frowns*

D
- Day or Night: Night. Definately.
- Dream vehicle: One that flies. (OMG!)
- Danced: uhhh... no...
- Dance in the rain?: If only... </3 (OMG!)
- Do the splits?: Nope.

E
- Eggs: Scrambled (OMG!)
- Eyes: Blue/green/grey (OMG!)
- Everyone has a Heart: No. (OMG!)
- Ever failed a class?: Almost... not quite.

F
- First Internet Crush?: *blushes* I think Ren came first...
- Full name: David Hall Bonine IV... The first two died. R.I.P.
- First thoughts waking up: *groans* turn the damn thing off...
- Food: Italian. Pizza, spagetti... NOM!

G
- Greatest Fear: Dying alone. (OMG!)
- Giver or taker: Giver.
- Goals: Shit! I gotta do that!
- Get along with your parents?: I used to... sorta do...
- Good luck charm: hmmm.... My pentagram necklace... used to be my 'Dragon Rider' bracelet... it broke. :(

H
- Holiday: Christmas. Nothing better than everyone exchanging gifts and being with one another. (OMG)
- How do you want to die: For my friends and family.
- Health freak?: I lol'd... Not at all... (OMG!)
- Hate: Stupid people, society, my past... (OMG!)
- Hair Color: Blonde
- Height: 5' 8"?

I
- Ice Cream: CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH! OM NOM NOM NOM!!!!
- Instrument: Guitar and Trumpet.

J
- Jewelry: Necklace and a collar... My ear's pierced...
- Job: no...

K
- Kids: I want one or two sometime in my life. (OMG!)
- Kickboxing or karate: I did Karate for a little while when I was little. :3 (OMG!)
- Keep a journal?: Nope... I wouldn't be able to keep it up.

L
- Longest Car Ride: hmmm... Total car trip? about... 26 hours?
- Love: Is a fucking deathtrap, but in the end it can make you the happiest person on earth. (OMG!)
- Letter: Uhhh... x?
- Laughed so hard you cried: I do it alot... especially around some of my IRL friends. (OMG!)
- Love at first sight: Maybe...

M
- Milk flavor: CHOCOLATE!
- Movie: I Am Legend...
- Mooned anyone?: Yeah... I was... Eccentric when I was tiny...
- Marriage: I hope to get married...
- Motion sickness?: Sometimes...
- McD’s or BK: BK. McD's is way too greasy... plus their business practices...

N
- Number of Siblings: 1
- Number of Piercings: 1
- Number: 42.

O
- Overused Phrases: "What the-?!" "oh god.. *hides face*" laughter?
- One wish: Hmmm... That I could shapeshift...
- One phobia: Pain...

P
- Place you’d like to live: Someplace where ignorant assholes can't affect me... with all the nice people I like.
- Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni with sausage and black olives...
- Pepsi/Coke: Pepsi.

Q
- Quail: are cute.
- Questionnaires: Whaddya mean?

R
- Reason to cry: Oh geez, too many...
- Reality: SUCKS!
- Radio Station: JaKK F.M.
- Roll your tongue in a circle?: Easy. (OMG!)

S
- Song: Maybe one that I wrote... Bliss my Ass by Fauxpaw.
- Shoe size: 9.5
- Salad Dressing: I hate salad. (OMG!)
- Sushi: No thanks.
- Skipped school: ehhh.... I think once...
- Slept outside: DUH!
- Seen a dead body?: Animals... *shivers with anger*
- Smoked?: Never have, never will.
- Skinny dipped?: >_> <_< Yes. (OMG!)
- Shower daily?: yyyyeaaaaano....
- Sing well?: I'm decent.
- Sing in the shower?: A little.
- Swear?: a fucking lot. (OMG!)
- Stuffed Animals?: I have a stuffed manatee I got when I was 4... I still sleep with it sometimes...
- Single/Group dates: Both, mostly single...
- Strawberries/Blueberries: Neither.
- Scientists need to invent: A new source of energy.

T
- Time for bed: I agree -_- (OMG!)
- Thunderstorms: So cool to watch... <3 (OMG!)
- TV: Family guy, House, Scrubs, sometimes South Park...
- Touch your tongue to your nose: Uh no. (OMG!)

U
- Unpredictable: Yeah. Once you get to know me it won't surprise you.

V
- Vegetable you hate: Most...
- Vegetable you love: Carrots... omg... (OMG!)
- Vacation spot: Somewhere the beauty of nature is unspoiled and pure.

W
- Weakness: Ass holes... They don't have reasoning.
- When you grow up: I wanna work with animals.
- Which one of your online friends acts the most like you: Uhh... hmm... Psudowolf?
- Who makes you laugh the most: All of my friends make me laugh...
- Worst feeling: Regret.... (OMG!)
- Wanted to be a model?: Fuck no. Never. (OMG!)
- Where do we go when we die: No real idea...

X
-X-Rays: Cancer.

Y
-Year it is now: 2009

Z
- Zoo animal: TIGER! RAWR!
- Zodiac sign: I think Aquarius...

LAST PERSON WHO…
1. Slept in a bed beside you? uhh... my dog...
2. Last person to see you cry? My mom.
3. Went to the movies with you? My dad and uncle I think...
4. You went to the mall with? The people I'm living with...
5. You went to dinner with? Parents
6. You talked to on the phone? Mom.

Your Guy Side

[x] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats.
[ ] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[ ] Shopping is torture.
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own an X-Box. (*whimpers* I want one...)
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[x] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[ ] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[x] You watch sports on TV.
[ ] Gory movies are cool.
[x] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think. ( YEAH )
[x] Sports are fun.
[x] Talk with food in your mouth. ( >_> Sometimes )


Total = 12. (HAH! I beat you Kittenadmin!)

Your Girl Side

[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[x] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[x] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[x] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed,/ and put on make-up and accessories
[x] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.

Total = 4... what, nothing about chick flicks?

Oy, I know I haven't submitted in a while. Writer's block sucks so much... especially when you need to write an essay for your english class. *sigh* I've had alot going on, so I'll try and get some chapters in by next week.

Alright, people. This has come up in conversations and on the internet several times today. Hate. Ignorance. Stupidity. they all follow one another in a circle.

DO NOT HATE until you understand what it is you hate. What I mean is it is irrational and incomprehensible to hate something if you don't have a reason. And "It's just stupid" is not a reason. Learn about what it is and what it's about, and then you can make a decision.

IGNORANCE IS NOT BLISS. Plain and simple. Socrates once said, "an unexamined life is not worth living" Understanding what things are is what life is about. If you have an opinion, that's fine, but at least know why it is what you think.

STIPIDITY... need I go on?

But seriously, people, Don't be ignorant and stupid. Either one is bad enough, but they both go hand in hand. No one likes an asshole.

Alright. I have made my decision... mostly... anyway, The Cabin is going to stay Mature writing, but I may or may not make a director's cut/extended edition... unrated... MAYBE... *sigh* writing can be hard.

... as stated above... yeah, I figured wings are the best outlet for my complete transformation to furry fandom. Hooray for me! I plan on making an animatronic tail and wings, and partials to complete the outfit. I may or may not go all the way to a mask. oh well, just something to express my inner fur.

Well, I have officially dug myself in too deep to get out of finishing The Cabin. sooooo, The best I figure is that i keep writing it more and more people will read it and so on goes the circle of fantasy. Whoop-de-doo-da. well, off I go. Happy Holidays!

Well, I couldn't think of a poem, so I've decided to write a story. No Idea how long it's gonna be, or what it's gonna be about, so whatever. I guess I'll just start it. Hope you'll like it!

Well, my friend Mike has made my decision for me. He's getting a tail to promote his band, and i'm gonna help him out.

I submitted a poem today, might have to change my title from watcher to poet...

What to do, what to do... Thinking about wearing a wolf tail... making a fur suit... commisioning cloudy... friend and I discussing Hex legs... *sigh* this would all be so much easier if I could shapeshift...

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I am David the wolf, but what I look like I do not know. My wish is artwork from the greatest furry artist I have so far seen. Cloudy Kitty. I believe that will be the best determination of my appearance.